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It's alive!
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Welcome back to "America's
Best Dance Crow."
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I'm Mario Crowpez.
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And now performing to "Get Crow," by Crow
Rida, here's four-and-20 blackbirds!
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♪ Hey! Crow hit the glass ♪
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♪ fell hard on his ass ♪
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♪ and he got crow, crow,
crow, crow, crow ♪
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One more push, woman!
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It is a fine son!
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You know, when we were kids,
there were only 150 Pokemon.
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Actually, there were 151
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Pokemon from the start.
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N-e-e-e-e-e-r-r-d!
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Aah!
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Oh.
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That's how he wanted to go.
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And now back to "An American
Werewolf in London."
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Oh, yes, me take very many pictures.
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Frickin' foreigners!
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So, is there a McDonald's
in this country or what?
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We all just thought he would keep going
and going and going --
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you can stop shilling, mom!
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He's dead!
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We had a good run, people --
four seasons of "Airwolf"!
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Put that on your résumés!
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As "MASH."
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So, uh, what's gonna
happen to the helicopter?
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Air shows?
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Nobody cares about this turd
of a series, you idiot.
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We'll sell it.
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You're off to Germany, old girl.
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You pretended to save lives each
week on TV, but now you'll save
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lives for real -- as an air ambulance.
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I talk and talk, but
they never answer back.
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Do not worry, fraulein!
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We shall deliver you to
hospital at top speed!
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This used to be the famous Airwolf!
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For the first time, I have hope.
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Tune in next week when we share the story
of the "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers"
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actor who tied an elderly couple to
a yacht anchor and drowned them.
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I was sentenced to death and tried
to cut off my own penis in prison.
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Hi, sad clown!
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Why are you so sad?
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My wife died!
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Uh, that wasn't in the script.
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I know!
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Yeah, Johnny, get him a body bag!
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Hey, what's up with this?
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You gonna do some special surprise moves?
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Surprise move?
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That's...crazy.
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A body bag, Johnny!
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That's what you should get him!
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You're not gonna do some insane
face kick or something, are you?
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'Cause this gorilla thing
looks really suspicious.
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It's a crane!
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I mean, nothing.
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It's not anything!
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Johnny! Amazon has great deals on body
bags if you want to get him a body bag!
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I mean, it'd be pretty stupid
if I just walked my face into
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your foot after you telegraph
some big trick move.
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Okay, guys, I took some initiative
and hit up the body-bag district!
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Body bags come in lots of colors!
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You can even get fancy leather
body bags, depending on what
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kind of body bag you want to get him!
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Well...okay.
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Let's do this, then!
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Hadouken!
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Aah!
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I'll take...one of those... body bags.
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Oh, man, this is my first
time at Coachella!
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I can't wait!
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Coachella?
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This is just some guy's lawn, dude!
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Aah!
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♪ Missamo la cuchetta ♪
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♪ bambino solo notte ♪
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Gondola-Jack!
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♪ Brattzo l'amore ♪
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And now back to "An American
Werewolf in London."
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Yeah, well, where I come from,
any sport where you can't
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use your hands is for pussies!
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Yep. Other networks may have
"Shark Week," but that's
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expensive and scary and way
too sharky for a webcam show.
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So this week on "iCarly,"
it's "Duck Week."
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Carly, you're gonna be late for school!
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Oh, crap.
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Look at the time.
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We'll be back later with
more "iCarly: Duck Week."
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Bye!
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Okay, and off.
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Oh, man, I wonder what the
world record for a shower is.
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Oh, God, it's cold!
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Ooh, wow!
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I didn't know the iCarly
iNipples got that hard.
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Wow, those are some glass cutters!
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Carly, move it!
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Here's the "Duck Week" promo.
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Hey, where's Freddie?
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He said I could do it this time.
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Oh, Gibby, you're so sweet.
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You're like a water balloon filled
with high-fructose corn syrup.
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I'm gonna get juvenile diabetes.
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Gibby!
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Time to do some uploading.
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Better get comfortable.
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Oh, God, it's cold!
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Ooh, wow!
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I didn't know the iCarly
iNipples got that hard.
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Colonel shay, isn't it time
for your daughter's webcast?
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Why, so it is.
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Thank you, ensign.
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I love Carly's show!
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It's the best part of the week!
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Ooh, wow!
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I didn't know the iCarly
iNipples got that hard.
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Wow, those are some glass cutters!
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I've failed as a father and as a man.
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I'm resigning my commission.
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You can't, sir.
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They'll court-martial you.
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Then I might as well do something
worth court-martialing.
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Set a course for the Arabian sea!
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Let's do what president Obama
never had the balls to do!
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Let's do it!
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Should've voted for Ron Paul, guys.
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Shut up, Larry!
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Wow, those are some glass cutters!
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My life is over!
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Did you see the news?
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Carly, I think dad just nuked Iran!
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What?!
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Al-Qaeda strike teams will hunt
us for the rest of our lives!
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We got to go off the grid!
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Ow!
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Stop poking me with your nipples!
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And those will be our
gingerbread muffins, folks.
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Now, if you remembered
to grease the pan --
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Yeah, Hansel and Gretel style, bitch!
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Unh! Smack your witch ass!
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Kapow!
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Whooooo!
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Curb smashin'!
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Yeah, home invasion, girl!
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This is the big day, baby.
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Now fly!
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Medic!
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Crypty, it's been a great
seven years, but we are
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canceling "Tales From The Crypt,"
so thanks for all you've
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done for the network.
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You're "hell-come"!
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Yes, well, you can go now.
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You can't just sit around here all day.
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You're driving me crazy.
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Guess I'll take a look at
the "Help 'Haunted'" ads!
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I'm looking.
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So, tell me, Mr. keeper, what
do you think you can bring to
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this company?
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Well, I've always been a
real "Scream" player!
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O-o-o-kay.
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Well, thank you for coming in.
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How many job interviews
can one person mess up?
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Get a job.
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But, sweetie, you know this
economy is "terror-ible."
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Start lookin', ya bum!
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Hey, Skeletor, you gonna work
or just sit there jerkin' off?
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This is some serious boo-
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What did you just say?
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Fired?!
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My mother was right.
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I should never have married
a screw-up like you!
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Get off my case, you
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Bitch!
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Wait. That wasn't a pun.
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My whole life has been a grave mistake.
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Looks like I won't be... hanging around.
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Hunh!
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And now we shall hear the
eulogy, or should I say
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"ghoul-ogy," huh?
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Inappropriate?
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And launch!
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And now back to "An American
Werewolf in London."
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So you guys aren't allowed to
talk or smile or anything, huh?
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How about if I do this?
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Raaarr!
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Honey, check it out!
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Now, now, be nice.
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These guys really don't move at all!
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♪ I'm Dr. Noonien Soong ♪
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♪ this is a Noonien song ♪
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♪ your science is weak ♪
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♪ but my science is strong ♪
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♪ my station is creation ♪
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♪ here's data ♪
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♪ I made him ♪
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♪ but this treat is not complete
without a big robotic dong ♪
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♪ data had a penis in the show ♪
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I made a robot with a dick, yo!
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Top secret!
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No, no!
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No way!
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That happened!
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♪ Why'd you do it, Dr. Soong? ♪
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♪ his ish had to be real ♪
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♪ he had to learn to feel ♪
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♪ he has a positronic brain ♪
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♪ Poon's positively gettin' slain ♪
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I made a robot with a wang!
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Bull's-eye!
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Straight A's!
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♪ But don't ever, never flip
the switch labeled "Turbo" ♪
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Wait! I thought I disconnected that part!
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♪ Hey! Crow hit the glass ♪
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♪ fell hard on his ass ♪
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♪ and he got crow, crow,
crow, crow, crow ♪
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♪ crow, crow, crow ♪
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Crow, crow, crow ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Crow ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com