1 00:00:01,968 --> 00:00:05,404 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,843 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:22,421 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth had gotten up early... 6 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,514 in the hopes of avoiding his family. 7 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:29,652 His mother, however, was already dressed, made up and waiting for him- 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:31,856 - Good morning. - Ooh! [Shouting] 9 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:35,059 Which put her wake-up time in the 3:00, 3:30 area. 10 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:38,365 I couldn't sleep. I always get this way before Motherboy. 11 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:40,701 Oh, God. It's Motherboy already? 12 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:45,073 [Narrator] Motherboy was a dinner dance aimed at promoting mother-son bonding. 13 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:48,705 Lucille had gone over 25 times with Buster... 14 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:52,342 and on a few occasions, had won Cutest Couple. 15 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:55,353 As one entered sexual maturity, and the other one left it... 16 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:57,389 it became harder to win. 17 00:00:57,490 --> 00:01:00,857 - I'm so hot. - If you were hot, Mother, we would win. 18 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:04,293 It's not just Motherboy. It's Motherboy XXX! 19 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:07,958 - And I think with you, I've got a shot. - Oh, no. 20 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,333 - Buster, for the first time ever, doesn't want to do this? - No, he does. 21 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:13,565 It's just, he's been so mopey. 22 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:16,642 That could have something to do with the fact that a seal ate his hand. 23 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,541 - I don't know what it is. - I think that's what it is. 24 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:22,308 - Who knows? - [Narrator] It was that. 25 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:25,680 It had happened weeks earlier when Buster went swimming in the ocean... 26 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:29,448 - against his mother's wishes. - [Screaming] 27 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:31,888 - He had become haunted by the loss... - [Gasps] 28 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:35,791 - seeing reminders of the accident everywhere. - [Gasps] 29 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:44,228 [Gasps, Screams] 30 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:49,240 Mother, I can't sleep. I may not be able to go to dance practice today. 31 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,139 I'm going out. Zip me up. 32 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:53,303 I mean, look how he zips now. 33 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:56,041 I know what this is. You're embarrassed by him, aren't you? 34 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:58,083 You spent your whole life over-mothering the guy... 35 00:01:58,184 --> 00:02:00,414 and when he finally needs you, you're not there. 36 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,420 Well, I don't see you spending time with him. 37 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:06,014 [Narrator] The Bluth children had been uneasy about missing limbs... 38 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,618 since their father used a one-armed man to teach them lessons. 39 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:12,163 That's why you don't yell. 40 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:16,326 - [All Whimpering] - As a matter of fact, I'm going to see Buster today. 41 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:19,428 So you're gonna have to find a different dance partner for Motherboy. 42 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:23,100 - [Scoffs] - God. Not that "I'm in love with my mother" dance thing. 43 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:26,269 I'm so glad there wasn't one of those for daddies and daughters. 44 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:29,871 - Of course they have father-daughter dances. - They do? He never took me? 45 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:33,714 It was before we did your nose. Toodle-oo. 46 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,789 - You're up awful early. - Well, my marriage is falling apart. 47 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:40,792 - Tobias is back with Carl. - [Narrator] Tobias had gotten a call... 48 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:44,057 from his one-time acting teacher, Carl Weathers. 49 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:49,295 He's directing something for TV, but he thinks he might have a part for me. 50 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:53,805 If this takes off, I might be able to buy you the happiness that you deserve. 51 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,933 He said the same thing when he got cast as Frightened Inmate Number Two... 52 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,170 in that film he got fired from. 53 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:03,238 [Narrator] He had even gotten a vanity plate made up announcing the achievement. 54 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,477 And this wasn't the first time. 55 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:13,725 He's so clueless. He's not your real "take charge" husband. 56 00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:16,818 Lindsay, you're still looking for somebody like Daddy, okay? 57 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:20,559 Let's not forget that he was also dismissive and disinterested. 58 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,658 No. No, he had good qualities. 59 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:25,567 [Narrator] Actually, George Sr. Was secretly living... 60 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:29,164 - in the attic above them and was starved for company- - Nellie. 61 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:30,708 Now- 62 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:33,335 who wants to take their top off? 63 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:36,006 - [Door Opens] - when George Michael and Maeby came in. 64 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:39,243 So you and Ann are actually going on a Christian camping trip? 65 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:42,446 It's called the Promise Land. You're supposed to make promises... 66 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:46,719 about your relationship as a tribute to the generations that preceded you. 67 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,726 Hey, there's booze in this. 68 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:51,296 That's the Promise Land that Ann's taking you to? 69 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,729 You're gonna need this more than Polly here. 70 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:58,202 - That one's Polly? - Hey! What are you kids doin' up here? 71 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:01,705 We're lookin' for the camping stuff. Do you know where the pump is for the air mattress? 72 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:05,209 I had to take all pumps out of here a long time ago. 73 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:07,108 Take this down to the kitchen, will you? 74 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,272 I think it's getting too risky keeping you up here. 75 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:12,044 You know what's risky? Lettin' your son go on that church thing. 76 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:14,551 Her name's Ann, Dad, and he's not "going" on her, okay? 77 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,554 - They're just friends. - Not for long. 78 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:18,647 They're making promises to each other. 79 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:22,489 It's all that fidelity and pledging yourself to a woman garbage. 80 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,063 I wine 'em and dine 'em, but I don't let 'em tell me what to do. 81 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:29,999 I don't... let 'em tell me... what to do. 82 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,639 Okay, I should've never taken the pumps out ofhere. 83 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:37,574 Listen, unlike you, I respect my son's choices. 84 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:41,306 George Michael, I don't think you should be going on this Promise Land thing. 85 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,075 What? Why? Because I'd miss school? 86 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,173 - No. - You get to miss school for that? 87 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,550 [Narrator] And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian. 88 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:52,091 Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the "T" on it? 89 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:55,160 - That's a cross. - Across from where? 90 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:58,253 Um, it's not about school, pal. It's more about family. 91 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:01,424 Your Uncle Buster's been very depressed lately, and you haven't visited him. 92 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:05,994 Family first. Or did they not teach you that at the Promise Land? 93 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:08,869 - I don't know. You won't let me go. - [Clicks Tongue] Attaboy. 94 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:14,513 [Narrator] Michael then went to the office, where he ran into Gob. 95 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:18,141 Barry come by yet? I need to talk to him about my divorce. 96 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,742 Gob had once gotten married on a dare... 97 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:24,721 a fact he'd only remembered when he was served with divorce papers. 98 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,657 - That cow is going after me. - Your wife? She was super-thin. 99 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,159 - She was? - Yeah. 100 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:31,025 What about her cans? She have big cans? 101 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,997 - You don't remember her at all? - It was one night of wild passion. 102 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:37,627 - And yet you didn't notice her body. - I like to look in the mirror. 103 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:42,470 That would be disgusting if you'd actually slept with her, but I don't think you did. 104 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:46,409 - I did! And it was disgusting. - [Narrator] They didn't, but it would have been. 105 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,174 Anyway, remember that seal of hers that I released into the ocean? 106 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,182 - Bit off Buster's hand? - Vaguely. 107 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,151 Her lawyers are claiming that the seal's worth 250 grand. 108 00:05:54,253 --> 00:05:56,153 And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. 109 00:05:56,255 --> 00:06:00,055 Listen, Gob, if you admit in court that you never consummated the marriage... 110 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:02,354 you can get it annulled and walk away free and clear. 111 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:06,159 You just can't deal with the fact that I've got a super-thin wife with huge cans. 112 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:09,234 - [Elevator Bell Dings] - All right. Who's ready to show their lawyer some love? 113 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:12,304 The seal? [Laughs] Must've had a tracking device on it. 114 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:14,669 Someone tracked it all the way to a dock in Dana Point. 115 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:19,211 You know, if that hand is still intact inside the seal, Buster's got a shot at a transplant. 116 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,803 At the very least, we can get Buster's Swatch back, right? 117 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:23,882 Up top. No? 118 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,551 [Narrator] And Tobias met with Carl Weathers at Burger King. 119 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,178 [Narrator] And Tobias met with Carl Weathers at Burger King. 120 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:29,083 Thanks for meeting me down here at Burger King. 121 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:32,316 I'm tryin' to get them to underwrite a new TV project I'm workin' on. 122 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:35,861 Get some money in exchange for settin' a scene here in Burger King. 123 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:38,453 As long as you don't draw attention to it. 124 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,431 I'm directing an episode of the series Scandal Makers. 125 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:44,697 It's about the Bluth family and your father-in-law's escape from justice. 126 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:47,864 - I play the lead- a bounty hunter, name of Ice. - Oh, no. 127 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:50,033 You want me to play myself, don't you? 128 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,043 I swore I'd not go reality. 129 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:55,876 - I will do- - No, I already got a great guy named Dave Attell to play you. 130 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,950 I wasn't actually here to ask you to be in it. 131 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,143 I'm lookin' for somebody in your family to sign a release. 132 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:04,214 I could not betray my family like that. 133 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:07,622 Come on, man. I've got every part cast except for George Sr. 134 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,890 - I want that part. - Then sign over the rights. 135 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,056 I'm gonna go get a new soda. 136 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:18,263 Did you know that you can get a refill on any drink you want here, and it's free? 137 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,896 - [Laughs] - It's a wonderful restaurant. 138 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:25,341 [Narrator Chuckling] It sure is. George Michael, meanwhile, spent an afternoon... 139 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,141 - with his uncle, at his father's suggestion. - King me. 140 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:30,647 - [Gasps] - Oh, God! I keep forgetting about this. 141 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:34,743 - Oh, me too. - Well, that's a do-over. So, who should go first? 142 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,754 I know. Let's rock-paper-scissors for it. 143 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:39,950 - No! You would've-You would've won that, so- - Oh. 144 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:44,257 George Michael- Buster, did you at least offer your nephew a bowl of soup? 145 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:46,331 Yes, Mother, I did. 146 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:49,458 - Can I open a can of soup for you? - Can it open a can? 147 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:52,163 - Can what open a can? Oh, God! - Oh, God! 148 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:55,365 Actually, I just wanted to spend some time with my Knuckle Buster. 149 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:59,741 - See, Mother? Not everybody is afraid of me. - Oh, my God! 150 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:04,374 Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending some time with what's left of your uncle. 151 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:08,545 I was supposed to go away to the Promise Land this weekend, but my dad didn't want me to. 152 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,646 - Family first. - Well, you've done your duty this week. 153 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:14,624 You're a very sympathetic young man. 154 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,456 Very sympathetic. You know what? 155 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:22,193 You deserve to go out of town this weekend, and I'm taking you. 156 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:25,498 - Really? - [Narrator] George Michael should have realized... 157 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:28,403 by the sailor suit Lucille dressed him in... 158 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,306 that he wasn't going north to the Promise Land. 159 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:35,312 I can't believe you don't know this song, George Michael. 160 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:38,906 - [Narrator] No, he was going south. 161 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:41,384 - South to Motherboy. 162 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:50,185 [Narrator] And Michael and Gob headed out to find the seal with the tracking device. 163 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:53,891 I guess we should call Buster and have him meet us at the dock, right? 164 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,366 I guess so. 165 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,096 [All Screaming] 166 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,263 Or we could make sure it's the right seal first? 167 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,206 - I mean, why get his hopes up? - Yeah, that's better. 168 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,277 - Knock, knock. - Oh, God! 169 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,039 - Monster! - Hey, Brothers. 170 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:08,841 - Buster. - Bonster! 171 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,246 - Sorry about the window. - Not a problem. 172 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:16,845 I really hate this stupid hook. But I certainly can't walk around like this. 173 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:18,856 - Why not? - Very handsome. 174 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:22,724 We were just gonna call you. We think we know where the seal is. 175 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,796 - The seal that did this to me? - Yeah. 176 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,058 - Take me! - Yes. That's a good idea. 177 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:30,158 I'm gonna go with Barry. You should get in here. I'll just go with Barry. 178 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:35,036 There's not enough room for you and me and the stump and the thing- stuff. Barry! 179 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:38,110 [Narrator] Tobias had gotten his first speaking role... 180 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:42,078 simply by signing away the life rights of everyone he loved. 181 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:45,708 - And now he needed some research. - [Low] I'm George Sr. 182 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:48,946 Ooh, that's good. That's the voice. I've got the voice. 183 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,421 - That's not my voice. - Oh, my God! 184 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:54,425 - What are you doing here? - I'm havin' a- [Bleeps] tea party. 185 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:59,464 What does it look like? I live here. You tell anybody, you are dead. 186 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,829 [Narrator] Tobias saw the raw power of George Sr. 187 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:06,200 Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. 188 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:09,900 - [Narrator] Apower he needed the man to teach him. - That's it. 189 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:14,309 [Narrator] So he explained the project, and George Sr. Agreed on one condition. 190 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,381 If you play me, you gotta play me like a man... 191 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:20,009 and not some mincing little Polly or Nellie. 192 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:24,078 I get those names confused. Apologies. Apologies all around. 193 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,992 [Narrator] And the search for Buster's hand continued. 194 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:30,426 I would love to be able to say "Look what I've had reattached... 195 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:33,396 while you and George Michael were off to Motherboy." 196 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,763 Motherboy? Wait a minute. 197 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,768 - Mom took him to Motherboy? - [Laughs] 198 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:42,534 He couldn't wait to swoop in and throw on that sailor suit, because he's not damaged goods. 199 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,439 Wait a minute. I don't want him doing that. 200 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:46,875 You gotta go with me down there and help me get him, all right? 201 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,244 - That place is your scene. - Face it, Michael. They've won. 202 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:52,249 He's the new Buster. 203 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:55,479 [Narrator] This was the worst thing Michael could possibly hear. 204 00:10:55,588 --> 00:11:00,048 Oh, I'm so sorry. False alarm. What they tracked down was a shark... 205 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,128 and he must've bitten off the part of the seal with the tracking device on it. 206 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:07,029 - Left flipper. - So, the seal lost his hand too. 207 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,624 Yeah, poor guy's probably out there without a flipper... 208 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:13,330 swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. 209 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,067 That tracking device tells me he was raised in captivity. 210 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:20,407 - There's no way he stood a chance out in the real world. - See that? He was a victim too. 211 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,040 You both were too sheltered to learn how to protect yourselves... 212 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,050 and we can't let that happen to George Michael. 213 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:29,883 I will help you, Michael. We've got to rescue your son. 214 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,150 And I've got to staple this to a seal. 215 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,317 And I've skipped breakfast, so I'm off to Burger King. 216 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:42,630 [Narrator] And Lucille arrived at the hotel where Motherboy was taking place. 217 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:45,363 This is nice, spending some time, just the two of us. 218 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:49,202 Oh- [Bleeps] me. The exact same color. 219 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,208 What are the odds? 220 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,278 Not to worry. Gangy brought some backups. 221 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,279 We'll get a room so we can change. 222 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,282 You think enough time has passed to do Sonny and Cher? 223 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,409 - [George Michael] Who? - We're here for Motherboy. 224 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,919 And you do realize this is not the band. 225 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,616 - [Narrator] Motherboy was also a heavy metal band... - [Rock] 226 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,717 That used to rock pretty hard in the '70s. 227 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,194 We are legally obligated to make the distinction. 228 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,288 Maybe I should let my dad know that we're here. 229 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,197 Oh, he'll know when we bring home the trophy. 230 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,770 Yeah, but maybe I'll just give him a call. 231 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:22,237 [Man] And what name shall we put the room under? 232 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:25,310 - Karmopolis. - [Narrator] And Lindsay was about to see... 233 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,869 a Tobias with the raw power of George Sr. 234 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,881 I sort of want to talk to you about some things. 235 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:34,316 It's a little late for talk, Lindsay. I'm a man of action now. 236 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,884 - [Jar Thuds] - You don't need the calories. 237 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,428 [Whispering] This isn't working. 238 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:50,730 Is it my imagination, or is he more commanding and mannish? 239 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:53,999 It's like- I don't know. Maybe I do want to be with him. 240 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,574 Then you should go to him. For as it is written... 241 00:12:56,675 --> 00:13:01,942 you shall be with whom you have formed a more perfect union with under God. 242 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:04,242 [Laughs] She's right. 243 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,443 This isn't working. 244 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,611 I'm sorry. You've got the wrong Motherboy. 245 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,621 [Michael] This looks like the place. 246 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,816 [Narrator] And Michael and Buster arrived at Motherboy. 247 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,951 Excuse me. Has a Lucille Bluth checked in? 248 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,359 - I have no one by that name. - God. 249 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,694 - She knows you're after her. - She does? 250 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,428 Wait a minute. I recognize those outfits. 251 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,936 - We're getting you out of here. - Thank you! Thank you! 252 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:29,007 - Oh, God! It's red. - Take me with you! No, please! Please! 253 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:31,076 - It's the wrong child. - Where do we go next? 254 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:35,409 I will tell you this, Michael. If Mother saw those two, she is going to change clothes. 255 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,414 And that means he'll be on the balcony. 256 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:41,213 Whenever she changed clothes, she made me wait on the balcony until zip-up. 257 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,550 And yet, anything goes at bath time. [Chuckles] 258 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,284 Let's check the balconies. 259 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,952 [Narrator] And Barry prepared Gob to meet with his wife. 260 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,188 If you really want to settle this, your job... 261 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,231 is to convince that "wife" of yours... 262 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,961 that you are willing to go in front of thejudge and admit that you never had sex. 263 00:13:57,069 --> 00:14:00,937 She has a name, Barry. You don't happen to know what it is by the way, do you? 264 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,168 That's why I want to settle. I'm not super prepared. 265 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:07,905 Well, we did have sex. And I'm not a great liar. 266 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,038 [Narrator] Both things hejust said were lies. 267 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:13,050 - But if you think it'll scare her off. - I do, and it will. 268 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:16,588 And you don't want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club. 269 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,853 - What were you doin' there? - Wow. You should be the lawyer. 270 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,265 [Narrator] And soon, Michael and Buster surveyed the hotel... 271 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,267 Iooking for George Michael. 272 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,133 There's a very bored-looking little Sonny Bono on that balcony. 273 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,867 [Michael] Oh, God. That means she'll be dressed like Cher. 274 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:39,672 I have an idea. 275 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:44,215 It is time I used something I trained for in army, but I never got a chance to do. 276 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:48,013 - You cannot zip-line over there! - Either I zip down or he zips up! 277 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,418 And that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. 278 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,956 You have to get on your knees to start it. 279 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,549 This is much less scary. Godspeed, Buster. 280 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:59,057 [Screaming] 281 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,764 - One, two, three- - [Screaming] 282 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:06,463 - You came for me! - [Gasps] 283 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,597 - [Screaming] - [Lucille] Zip me up. 284 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:19,108 We're switching rooms again. And costumes. 285 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,956 [Narrator] Tobias had begun work on the set of Scandal Makers. 286 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:29,619 What's so great about Tobias is he's got this obligation to his wife and daughter. 287 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:32,288 - Whoa. This guy's straight? - Yeah. 288 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:35,424 Then what the hell am I wearin' these for? Look at that. 289 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,094 Hey, gang. I'm sorry. I don't want to note you to death... 290 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,967 but you should be wearing those under your pants. 291 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:44,804 - Why? - It's a thing. There's dozens of us. 292 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,105 This whole thing is startin' to feel like a real career killer. 293 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,112 - Yeah, I know, man. - Also, l- 294 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:52,149 Tobias, why don't you go learn your lines, man? Work on them. 295 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,583 Did I get lines? God! 296 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,621 They told me I was just jumping onto a moving stair car. 297 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,748 If that man's straight, then I am sober. 298 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,486 Hi. Um, I'm waiting for "Gawb" Bluth. 299 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:04,789 I'm Gob Bluth. My wife send you? 300 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,365 - I'm your wife. - I knew that. 301 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,594 Nice to see you again, Usarmy. 302 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:14,434 You lost a lot of weight in Iraq, especially up in the northern region. 303 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,668 - So where's the seal? - Hey, that's not my problem. 304 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:20,267 As far as I'm concerned, we were never even married. 305 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,314 Maybe I'll just say that we never sealed the deal. 306 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:26,441 - You're willing to admit that? - Lie about it? Yes. 307 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,453 Wow. I mis-underestimated you. 308 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:33,457 You've got some courage. Makes me wonder what I'm missing. 309 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,527 You mean, other than your cans? 310 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:38,187 No. They're still here. 311 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,891 [Narrator] And so Gob set about consummating... 312 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,969 the marriage he'd finally agreed to claim he hadn't. 313 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:46,469 [Laughing] 314 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:51,532 And back at Motherboy XXX, Lucille was finding her new partner an asset. 315 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:54,737 - Is this your son? - No, I'm his grandmother. 316 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,838 - He's an orphan. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 317 00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,350 - Well, you guys should win. - I'm not an orphan. I have a dad. 318 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,750 Well, good luck to you. 319 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,822 Well, that little bit of honesty helped nothing. 320 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:10,827 You'd better bring it to the waltz, young man. 321 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:14,763 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael and Buster had retrieved Buster's hook... 322 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,233 and were staking out the situation. 323 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:20,328 Gypsies. 324 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,499 Hey. [Groans] 325 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,840 They've changed into gypsies. My army training... 326 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:31,382 tells me that this is going to be a hot mission. 327 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,951 - One hot mission. - Yes. 328 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,511 I create a diversion, and you grab George Michael and go. 329 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:40,490 We need a name. 330 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:44,551 Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." 331 00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:48,895 - No, let's try to top that. - [Narrator] They never did. 332 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,095 - And later, Operation Hot Mother was underway. - [Slow Dance] 333 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:55,867 Buster was waiting for Michael's cue to unplug the lights. 334 00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:59,432 But that's when Buster caught his hook on a sandbag. 335 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,378 - Hey! - [Grunts] 336 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,039 [Whimpering] 337 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:08,483 And now from the land of gypsies, Lucille Bluth and her orphaned grandson. 338 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,485 What the hell's goin' on, Buster? Cut the lights! 339 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:14,889 - [Buster Whimpering] - [People Gasping] 340 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:18,292 - Buster? - Grab him! Take the gypsy boy! 341 00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:21,127 - I'm taking you out of here. Let's go. - They haven't served dinner yet. 342 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,962 - George Michael. - You're not taking him. 343 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,935 - Take me with you! - What are you doin'? I can't. 344 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,302 Get off of me! Buster, let's get out of here. 345 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,899 I'm stuck. Go. Take the boy. Go! 346 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,638 All right, Motherboys. Our curtain seems to be stuck. 347 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:38,648 We're going to do some freestyle waltzing while we get it fixed. 348 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,344 - Boys' choice. - [Waltz] 349 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,286 - George Michael, you're choosing me. - No, Mom. 350 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:47,358 You had no right to bring him to this freak show. He was supposed to be visiting Buster. 351 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,359 No, you were supposed to be visiting Buster... 352 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,986 but you made your son do it because you didn't want to. 353 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,088 - You were supposed to do it? - You didn't want to? 354 00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:58,932 No. Buster, l- I didn't know how to, uh, treat you, all right? 355 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,972 I thought that you would be a little different, but you're not. 356 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,474 I was wrong, okay? I'm sorry. 357 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:08,603 You know, you're as good a brother as you ever were. 358 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,808 - [Groaning] Thank you. - All right? 359 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,182 Yes. I am no different. I am the same old Motherboy. 360 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:18,518 George Michael still has a chance. Take him! 361 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,217 Thanks. Let's go. 362 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,956 Boys' choice? 363 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:31,001 That is, if you're not embarrassed to take my hook. 364 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,162 - [Continues] - Of course not. 365 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,539 I'm Peter Pan, and you're Captain Hook. 366 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:43,979 We'll pretend it's a costume. Let's dance. 367 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,589 [Narrator] And that night, Michael, his brother and his son... 368 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,090 - arrived at the Promise Land. - All right. 369 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,320 I appreciate you taking me up here to see Ann. 370 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,760 - A promise is a promise. And I'm glad the three of us... - Yeah. 371 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,492 - Were able to spend some time together. - Oh, yeah. 372 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:07,061 - And I finally feel good about myself. "Saddest." - And I saw some of those people. 373 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:10,039 - That was a very competitive category. - Oh, don't I know it. 374 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,042 - Here we go. - I can't get out, actually. 375 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,908 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 376 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:19,177 Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias. 377 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:22,014 I have never been more attracted to you. 378 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,054 Wow. The service sent you over fast. 379 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,784 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. I'm in the wrong trailer. 380 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,792 [Narrator] But not the one she's married to. 381 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,886 So you don't cry when you take those off? 382 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:35,160 [Narrator] Having finally had sex, Gob can admit... 383 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,462 he never consummated their marriage. 384 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:42,700 Judge, maybe you should take a look at this. It was taken in your office just moments ago. 385 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,902 - But Gob catches a lucky break. - There's no way to tell who this man is. 386 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,036 [Narrator] But it doesn't last long. 387 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,546 That's me, Your Honor. L- [Bleeps] my wife. 388 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,982 [Barry] We really lost this case. 389 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,953 [Narrator] And Maeby impresses the kids at the Promise Land... 390 00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:59,922 with her one scary campfire story. 391 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:03,222 Knock, scrape. The only thing more terrifying... 392 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:06,593 than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call! 393 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:09,599 - Hey, campers. - [Kids Screaming] 394 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,597 [Screams] 395 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:16,731 I'm a monster! 396 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,810 This may have been a step backwards. 397 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:24,882 [Waltz] 398 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:32,322 Upon her knee 399 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:36,827 So fine to be 400 00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:42,833 Mother and boy 401 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:47,837 Mother- 402 00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:50,840 ... boy