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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...
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and the one son
who had no choice...
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but to keep them all together.
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It's Arrested Development.
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Michael Bluth had gotten up early...
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in the hopes of avoiding his family.
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His mother, however, was already dressed,
made up and waiting for him-
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- Good morning.
- Ooh!
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Which put her wake-up time
in the 3:00, 3:30 area.
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I couldn't sleep.
I always get this way before Motherboy.
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Oh, God.
It's Motherboy already?
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Motherboy was a dinner dance
aimed at promoting mother-son bonding.
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Lucille had gone
over 25 times with Buster...
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and on a few occasions,
had won Cutest Couple.
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As one entered sexual maturity,
and the other one left it...
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it became harder to win.
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- I'm so hot.
- If you were hot, Mother, we would win.
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It's not just Motherboy.
It's Motherboy XXX!
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- And I think with you, I've got a shot.
- Oh, no.
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- Buster, for the first time ever,
doesn't want to do this?
- No, he does.
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It's just,
he's been so mopey.
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That could have something to do
with the fact that a seal ate his hand.
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- I don't know what it is.
- I think that's what it is.
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- Who knows?
- It was that.
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It had happened weeks earlier when Buster
went swimming in the ocean...
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against his mother's wishes.
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He had become haunted by the loss...
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seeing reminders of the accident everywhere.
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Mother, I can't sleep. I may not be able
to go to dance practice today.
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I'm going out. Zip me up.
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I mean,
look how he zips now.
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I know what this is. You're embarrassed
by him, aren't you?
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You spent your whole life
over-mothering the guy...
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and when he finally needs you,
you're not there.
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Well, I don't see you
spending time with him.
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The Bluth children had been
uneasy about missing limbs...
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since their father used a one-armed man
to teach them lessons.
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That's why you don't yell.
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As a matter of fact, I'm going to see Buster today.
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So you're gonna have to find a different
dance partner for Motherboy.
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God. Not that "I'm in love
with my mother" dance thing.
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I'm so glad there wasn't one of
those for daddies and daughters.
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- Of course they have father-daughter dances.
- They do? He never took me?
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It was before we did your nose.
Toodle-oo.
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- You're up awful early.
- Well, my marriage is falling apart.
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- Tobias is back with Carl.
- Tobias had gotten a call...
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from his one-time acting
teacher, Carl Weathers.
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He's directing something for TV,
but he thinks he might have a part for me.
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If this takes off, I might be able to buy you
the happiness that you deserve.
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He said the same thing when he got cast as
Frightened Inmate Number Two...
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in that film he got fired from.
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He had even gotten a vanity plate
made up announcing the achievement.
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And this wasn't the first time.
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He's so clueless.
He's not your real "take charge" husband.
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Lindsay, you're still looking
for somebody like Daddy, okay?
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Let's not forget that he was also
dismissive and disinterested.
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No. No, he had good qualities.
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Actually, George Sr. Was secretly living...
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- in the attic above them
and was starved for company-
- Nellie.
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Now-
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who wants to take their top off?
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when George Michael and Maeby came in.
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So you and Ann are actually going on
a Christian camping trip?
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It's called the Promise Land.
You're supposed to make promises...
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about your relationship as a tribute to
the generations that preceded you.
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Hey, there's booze in this.
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That's the Promise Land
that Ann's taking you to?
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You're gonna need this
more than Polly here.
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- That one's Polly?
- Hey! What are you kids doin' up here?
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We're lookin' for the camping stuff. Do you
know where the pump is for the air mattress?
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I had to take all pumps
out of here a long time ago.
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Take this down to
the kitchen, will you?
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I think it's getting too risky
keeping you up here.
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You know what's risky?
Lettin' your son go on that church thing.
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Her name's Ann, Dad,
and he's not "going" on her, okay?
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- They're just friends.
- Not for long.
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They're making promises
to each other.
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It's all that fidelity and pledging
yourself to a woman garbage.
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I wine 'em and dine 'em,
but I don't let 'em tell me what to do.
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I don't... let 'em tell me...
what to do.
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Okay, I should've never taken
the pumps out ofhere.
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Listen, unlike you,
I respect my son's choices.
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George Michael, I don't think you should
be going on this Promise Land thing.
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What? Why?
Because I'd miss school?
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- No.
- You get to miss school for that?
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And that's when Maeby decided
to become a devout Christian.
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Do you guys know where I could get one of
those gold necklaces with the "T" on it?
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- That's a cross.
- Across from where?
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Um, it's not about school, pal.
It's more about family.
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Your Uncle Buster's been very depressed
lately, and you haven't visited him.
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Family first. Or did they not teach you that
at the Promise Land?
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- I don't know. You won't let me go.
- Attaboy.
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Michael then went to the office,
where he ran into Gob.
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Barry come by yet?
I need to talk to him about my divorce.
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Gob had once
gotten married on a dare...
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a fact he'd only remembered
when he was served with divorce papers.
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- That cow is going after me.
- Your wife? She was super-thin.
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- She was?
- Yeah.
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What about her cans?
She have big cans?
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- You don't remember her at all?
- It was one night of wild passion.
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- And yet you didn't notice her body.
- I like to look in the mirror.
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That would be disgusting if you'd actually
slept with her, but I don't think you did.
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- I did! And it was disgusting.
- They didn't, but it would have been.
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Anyway, remember that seal of hers
that I released into the ocean?
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- Bit off Buster's hand?
- Vaguely.
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Her lawyers are claiming
that the seal's worth 250 grand.
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And that's not even
including Buster's Swatch.
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Listen, Gob, if you admit in court that
you never consummated the marriage...
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you can get it annulled
and walk away free and clear.
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You just can't deal with the fact that I've got
a super-thin wife with huge cans.
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All right. Who's ready to show
their lawyer some love?
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The seal?
Must've had a tracking device on it.
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Someone tracked it all the way
to a dock in Dana Point.
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You know, if that hand is still intact inside
the seal, Buster's got a shot at a transplant.
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At the very least, we can get Buster's
Swatch back, right?
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Up top. No?
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And Tobias met with
Carl Weathers at Burger King.
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And Tobias met with
Carl Weathers at Burger King.
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Thanks for meeting me down here
at Burger King.
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I'm tryin' to get them to underwrite
a new TV project I'm workin' on.
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Get some money in exchange
for settin' a scene here in Burger King.
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As long as you
don't draw attention to it.
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I'm directing an episode
of the series Scandal Makers.
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It's about the Bluth family and your
father-in-law's escape from justice.
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- I play the lead- a bounty hunter, name of Ice.
- Oh, no.
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You want me to play myself,
don't you?
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I swore I'd not go reality.
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- I will do-
- No, I already got a great guy
named Dave Attell to play you.
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I wasn't actually here
to ask you to be in it.
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I'm lookin' for somebody
in your family to sign a release.
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I could not betray my family
like that.
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Come on, man. I've got every part cast
except for George Sr.
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- I want that part.
- Then sign over the rights.
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I'm gonna go get a new soda.
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Did you know that you can get a refill
on any drink you want here, and it's free?
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It's a wonderful restaurant.
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It sure is. George Michael,
meanwhile, spent an afternoon...
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- with his uncle, at his father's suggestion.
- King me.
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Oh, God! I keep forgetting about this.
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- Oh, me too.
- Well, that's a do-over. So, who should go first?
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I know.
Let's rock-paper-scissors for it.
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- No! You would've-You would've won that, so-
- Oh.
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George Michael- Buster, did you at least
offer your nephew a bowl of soup?
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Yes, Mother, I did.
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- Can I open a can of soup for you?
- Can it open a can?
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- Can what open a can? Oh, God!
- Oh, God!
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Actually, I just wanted to spend some time
with my Knuckle Buster.
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- See, Mother? Not everybody is afraid of me.
- Oh, my God!
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Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending
some time with what's left of your uncle.
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I was supposed to go away to the Promise Land
this weekend, but my dad didn't want me to.
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- Family first.
- Well, you've done your duty this week.
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You're a very sympathetic
young man.
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Very sympathetic.
You know what?
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You deserve to go out of town this weekend,
and I'm taking you.
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Really?
George Michael should have realized...
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by the sailor suit
Lucille dressed him in...
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that he wasn't going north
to the Promise Land.
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I can't believe you don't know this song,
George Michael.
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No, he was going south.
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- South to Motherboy.
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And Michael and Gob headed out
to find the seal with the tracking device.
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I guess we should call Buster
and have him meet us at the dock, right?
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I guess so.
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Or we could make sure
it's the right seal first?
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- I mean, why get his hopes up?
- Yeah, that's better.
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- Knock, knock.
- Oh, God!
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- Monster!
- Hey, Brothers.
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- Buster.
- Bonster!
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- Sorry about the window.
- Not a problem.
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I really hate this stupid hook.
But I certainly can't walk around like this.
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- Why not?
- Very handsome.
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We were just gonna call you.
We think we know where the seal is.
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- The seal that did this to me?
- Yeah.
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- Take me!
- Yes. That's a good idea.
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I'm gonna go with Barry.
You should get in here. I'll just go with Barry.
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There's not enough room for you and me
and the stump and the thing- stuff. Barry!
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Tobias had gotten his first speaking role...
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simply by signing away
the life rights of everyone he loved.
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- And now he needed some research.
- I'm George Sr.
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Ooh, that's good.
That's the voice. I've got the voice.
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- That's not my voice.
- Oh, my God!
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- What are you doing here?
- I'm havin' a- tea party.
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What does it look like? I live here.
You tell anybody, you are dead.
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Tobias saw the raw power of George Sr.
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Stop licking my hand,
you horse's ass.
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Apower he needed
the man to teach him.
- That's it.
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So he explained the project,
and George Sr. Agreed on one condition.
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If you play me,
you gotta play me like a man...
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and not some mincing little
Polly or Nellie.
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I get those names confused.
Apologies. Apologies all around.
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And the search
for Buster's hand continued.
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I would love to be able
to say "Look what I've had reattached...
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while you and George Michael
were off to Motherboy."
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Motherboy? Wait a minute.
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Mom took him to Motherboy?
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He couldn't wait to swoop in and throw on that
sailor suit, because he's not damaged goods.
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Wait a minute.
I don't want him doing that.
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You gotta go with me down there
and help me get him, all right?
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- That place is your scene.
- Face it, Michael. They've won.
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He's the new Buster.
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This was the worst thing
Michael could possibly hear.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. False alarm.
What they tracked down was a shark...
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and he must've bitten off the part of
the seal with the tracking device on it.
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- Left flipper.
- So, the seal lost his hand too.
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Yeah, poor guy's probably out there
without a flipper...
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swimming around in a circle,
freaking out his whole family.
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That tracking device tells me
he was raised in captivity.
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- There's no way he stood a chance
out in the real world.
- See that? He was a victim too.
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You both were too sheltered
to learn how to protect yourselves...
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and we can't let that happen
to George Michael.
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I will help you, Michael.
We've got to rescue your son.
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And I've got to
staple this to a seal.
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And I've skipped breakfast,
so I'm off to Burger King.
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And Lucille arrived at
the hotel where Motherboy was taking place.
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This is nice, spending some time,
just the two of us.
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Oh- me.
The exact same color.
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What are the odds?
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Not to worry.
Gangy brought some backups.
219
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We'll get a room
so we can change.
220
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You think enough time has passed
to do Sonny and Cher?
221
00:11:55,145 --> 00:11:57,170
- Who?
- We're here for Motherboy.
222
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,680
And you do realize
this is not the band.
223
00:11:59,783 --> 00:12:02,377
Motherboy was also a heavy metal band...
224
00:12:02,486 --> 00:12:05,478
That used to rock
pretty hard in the '70s.
225
00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:07,955
We are legally obligated
to make the distinction.
226
00:12:08,058 --> 00:12:10,049
Maybe I should let
my dad know that we're here.
227
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,958
Oh, he'll know when we
bring home the trophy.
228
00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:15,531
Yeah, but maybe
I'll just give him a call.
229
00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:18,998
And what name shall we
put the room under?
230
00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:22,071
- Karmopolis.
- And Lindsay was about to see...
231
00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:25,630
a Tobias with
the raw power of George Sr.
232
00:12:25,742 --> 00:12:27,642
I sort of want to talk
to you about some things.
233
00:12:27,744 --> 00:12:31,077
It's a little late for talk, Lindsay.
I'm a man of action now.
234
00:12:35,619 --> 00:12:38,645
You don't need the calories.
235
00:12:40,857 --> 00:12:43,189
This isn't working.
236
00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:47,491
Is it my imagination, or is he more
commanding and mannish?
237
00:12:47,597 --> 00:12:50,760
It's like- I don't know.
Maybe I do want to be with him.
238
00:12:50,867 --> 00:12:53,335
Then you should go to him.
For as it is written...
239
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you shall be with whom you have formed
a more perfect union with under God.
240
00:12:58,808 --> 00:13:01,003
She's right.
241
00:13:01,111 --> 00:13:03,204
This isn't working.
242
00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:05,372
I'm sorry.
You've got the wrong Motherboy.
243
00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:07,382
This looks like the place.
244
00:13:07,484 --> 00:13:09,577
And Michael and Buster
arrived at Motherboy.
245
00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:12,712
Excuse me.
Has a Lucille Bluth checked in?
246
00:13:12,822 --> 00:13:15,120
- I have no one by that name.
- God.
247
00:13:15,225 --> 00:13:17,455
- She knows you're after her.
- She does?
248
00:13:17,561 --> 00:13:20,189
Wait a minute.
I recognize those outfits.
249
00:13:20,297 --> 00:13:22,697
- We're getting you out of here.
- Thank you! Thank you!
250
00:13:22,799 --> 00:13:25,768
- Oh, God! It's red.
- Take me with you! No, please! Please!
251
00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:27,837
- It's the wrong child.
- Where do we go next?
252
00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:32,170
I will tell you this, Michael. If Mother saw
those two, she is going to change clothes.
253
00:13:32,275 --> 00:13:34,175
And that means
he'll be on the balcony.
254
00:13:34,277 --> 00:13:37,974
Whenever she changed clothes,
she made me wait on the balcony until zip-up.
255
00:13:38,081 --> 00:13:40,311
And yet, anything goes at bath time.
256
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:43,045
Let's check the balconies.
257
00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:45,713
And Barry prepared Gob
to meet with his wife.
258
00:13:45,822 --> 00:13:47,949
If you really want
to settle this, your job...
259
00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:49,992
is to convince
that "wife" of yours...
260
00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:53,722
that you are willing to go in front of thejudge
and admit that you never had sex.
261
00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:57,698
She has a name, Barry. You don't happen
to know what it is by the way, do you?
262
00:13:57,801 --> 00:14:00,929
That's why I want to settle.
I'm not super prepared.
263
00:14:01,037 --> 00:14:04,666
Well, we did have sex.
And I'm not a great liar.
264
00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:06,799
Both things hejust said were lies.
265
00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:09,811
- But if you think it'll scare her off.
- I do, and it will.
266
00:14:09,913 --> 00:14:13,349
And you don't want to go in front of
that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
267
00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:17,614
- What were you doin' there?
- Wow. You should be the lawyer.
268
00:14:22,626 --> 00:14:25,026
And soon, Michael and Buster
surveyed the hotel...
269
00:14:25,128 --> 00:14:27,028
Iooking for George Michael.
270
00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:29,894
There's a very bored-looking little
Sonny Bono on that balcony.
271
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,628
Oh, God. That means
she'll be dressed like Cher.
272
00:14:32,736 --> 00:14:36,433
I have an idea.
273
00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:40,976
It is time I used something I trained for in army,
but I never got a chance to do.
274
00:14:41,077 --> 00:14:44,774
- You cannot zip-line over there!
- Either I zip down or he zips up!
275
00:14:44,881 --> 00:14:47,179
And that is a mighty long zipper
on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.
276
00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:49,717
You have to get on
your knees to start it.
277
00:14:49,819 --> 00:14:52,310
This is much less scary.
Godspeed, Buster.
278
00:14:57,727 --> 00:15:00,525
One, two, three-
279
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:03,224
You came for me!
280
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,358
Zip me up.
281
00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:15,869
We're switching rooms again.
And costumes.
282
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,152
Tobias had begun work
on the set of Scandal Makers.
283
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,815
What's so great about Tobias is he's got this
obligation to his wife and daughter.
284
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,484
- Whoa. This guy's straight?
- Yeah.
285
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,620
Then what the hell am I wearin' these for?
Look at that.
286
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,290
Hey, gang. I'm sorry.
I don't want to note you to death...
287
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,163
but you should be wearing those
under your pants.
288
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:40,000
- Why?
- It's a thing. There's dozens of us.
289
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,301
This whole thing is startin' to feel
like a real career killer.
290
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,308
- Yeah, I know, man.
- Also, l-
291
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,345
Tobias, why don't you go learn
your lines, man? Work on them.
292
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,779
Did I get lines? God!
293
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,817
They told me I was just jumping
onto a moving stair car.
294
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,944
If that man's straight,
then I am sober.
295
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,682
Hi. Um, I'm waiting
for "Gawb" Bluth.
296
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,985
I'm Gob Bluth.
My wife send you?
297
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,561
- I'm your wife.
- I knew that.
298
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,790
Nice to see you again, Usarmy.
299
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:09,630
You lost a lot of weight in Iraq,
especially up in the northern region.
300
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,864
- So where's the seal?
- Hey, that's not my problem.
301
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,463
As far as I'm concerned,
we were never even married.
302
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,510
Maybe I'll just say that
we never sealed the deal.
303
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,637
- You're willing to admit that?
- Lie about it? Yes.
304
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,649
Wow. I mis-underestimated you.
305
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:28,653
You've got some courage.
Makes me wonder what I'm missing.
306
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,723
You mean, other than your cans?
307
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,383
No. They're still here.
308
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,087
And so Gob set about consummating...
309
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,165
the marriage he'd finally agreed
to claim he hadn't.
310
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:46,728
And back at Motherboy XXX, Lucille
was finding her new partner an asset.
311
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,933
- Is this your son?
- No, I'm his grandmother.
312
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,034
- He's an orphan.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
313
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:55,546
- Well, you guys should win.
- I'm not an orphan. I have a dad.
314
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,946
Well, good luck to you.
315
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,018
Well, that little bit
of honesty helped nothing.
316
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:06,023
You'd better bring it
to the waltz, young man.
317
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,959
Meanwhile, Michael and Buster
had retrieved Buster's hook...
318
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,429
and were staking out
the situation.
319
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,524
Gypsies.
320
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,695
Hey.
321
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:22,036
They've changed into gypsies.
My army training...
322
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:26,578
tells me that this is
going to be a hot mission.
323
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,147
- One hot mission.
- Yes.
324
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,707
I create a diversion, and you grab
George Michael and go.
325
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,686
We need a name.
326
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:39,747
Maybe "Operation Hot Mother."
327
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:44,091
- No, let's try to top that.
- They never did.
328
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,291
And later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.
329
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,063
Buster was waiting for Michael's cue
to unplug the lights.
330
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:54,628
But that's when Buster
caught his hook on a sandbag.
331
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,574
Hey!
332
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:03,679
And now from the land of gypsies,
Lucille Bluth and her orphaned grandson.
333
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,681
What the hell's goin' on, Buster?
Cut the lights!
334
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:13,488
- Buster?
- Grab him! Take the gypsy boy!
335
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,323
- I'm taking you out of here. Let's go.
- They haven't served dinner yet.
336
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,158
- George Michael.
- You're not taking him.
337
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,131
- Take me with you!
- What are you doin'? I can't.
338
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,498
Get off of me!
Buster, let's get out of here.
339
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,095
I'm stuck. Go.
Take the boy. Go!
340
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,834
All right, Motherboys.
Our curtain seems to be stuck.
341
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,844
We're going to do some freestyle
waltzing while we get it fixed.
342
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,540
Boys' choice.
343
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,482
- George Michael, you're choosing me.
- No, Mom.
344
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,554
You had no right to bring him to this freak show.
He was supposed to be visiting Buster.
345
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,555
No, you were supposed
to be visiting Buster...
346
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,182
but you made your son do it
because you didn't want to.
347
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,284
- You were supposed to do it?
- You didn't want to?
348
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:54,128
No. Buster, l- I didn't know how
to, uh, treat you, all right?
349
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,168
I thought that you would be a little
different, but you're not.
350
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,670
I was wrong, okay?
I'm sorry.
351
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:03,799
You know, you're as good a brother
as you ever were.
352
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:07,004
- Thank you.
- All right?
353
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:10,378
Yes. I am no different.
I am the same old Motherboy.
354
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,714
George Michael still has a chance.
Take him!
355
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,413
Thanks. Let's go.
356
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,152
Boys' choice?
357
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:26,197
That is, if you're not embarrassed
to take my hook.
358
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,358
Of course not.
359
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,735
I'm Peter Pan,
and you're Captain Hook.
360
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:39,175
We'll pretend it's a costume.
Let's dance.
361
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,785
And that night, Michael,
his brother and his son...
362
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,286
- arrived at the Promise Land.
- All right.
363
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,516
I appreciate you taking me
up here to see Ann.
364
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,956
- A promise is a promise.
And I'm glad the three of us...
- Yeah.
365
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,688
- Were able to spend some time together.
- Oh, yeah.
366
00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:02,257
- And I finally feel good about myself. "Saddest."
- And I saw some of those people.
367
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:05,235
- That was a very competitive category.
- Oh, don't I know it.
368
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,238
- Here we go.
- I can't get out, actually.
369
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,104
On the next Arrested Development.
370
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:14,373
Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled
to be with Tobias.
371
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,210
I have never
been more attracted to you.
372
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,250
Wow. The service
sent you over fast.
373
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,980
Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
I'm in the wrong trailer.
374
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,988
But not the one she's married to.
375
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:27,082
So you don't cry
when you take those off?
376
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:30,356
Having finally had sex, Gob can admit...
377
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,658
he never consummated
their marriage.
378
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:37,896
Judge, maybe you should take a look at this.
It was taken in your office just moments ago.
379
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:41,098
- But Gob catches a lucky break.
- There's no way to tell who this man is.
380
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,232
But it doesn't last long.
381
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,742
That's me, Your Honor.
L- my wife.
382
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:49,178
We really lost this case.
383
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:52,149
And Maeby impresses
the kids at the Promise Land...
384
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,118
with her one
scary campfire story.
385
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,418
Knock, scrape.
The only thing more terrifying...
386
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:01,789
than the escaped lunatic's hook
was his twisted call!
387
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,795
Hey, campers.
388
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,927
I'm a monster!
389
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,006
This may have been
a step backwards.
390
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:27,518
Upon her knee
391
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:32,023
So fine to be
392
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:38,029
Mother and boy
393
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:43,033
Mother-
394
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,036
...boy