1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,403 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,742 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:21,282 [Man Narrating] Michael was surprised to find the house... 6 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,856 still a mess a week after the fumigation. 7 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:28,690 You still haven't put this stuff back yet? You've got to be the laziest person in the world. 8 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:31,889 If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face. 9 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:35,434 - I asked you to clean this up. - Yeah, and you also asked me to call the fumigators... 10 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,696 and you haven't even thanked me for doing that. 11 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:40,967 [Narrator] Michael had asked her to do this, but that was long before... 12 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:43,634 he began hiding his fugitive father in the attic. 13 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:47,611 What? Uh- Oh, God. 14 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,706 Polly, cover your mouth! 15 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:54,719 [Narrator] Luckily, Michael was notified in time. 16 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:58,120 Well, we had a deal, you know. I'd pay for everything, and you'd clean the house. 17 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:01,057 - And you've only done it once. - [Narrator] She hadn't even done it that time... 18 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:04,289 - [Horn Honking] - but instead, intercepted her mother's housekeeper... 19 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,763 - as she was arriving for work. - Can I take you the rest of the way? 20 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:11,394 - Mrs.- Mrs.- - Oh, I have to make one quick stop first. 21 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:15,998 Almost done. Yours or mister's? 22 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,134 [Sighs] Mister's. 23 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,077 [Narrator] Lupe never accepted a ride from Lindsay again. 24 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:25,140 Well, I'm sorry, Michael, but Tobias moving out hasn't been easy. 25 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,276 For any of us. 26 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,617 You didn't even notice he'd gone, did you? 27 00:01:29,722 --> 00:01:31,917 I did notice we'd stopped TiVoing The Christopher Lowell Show. 28 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:35,654 - What happened? - [Lindsay] I tried to give it one last chance. 29 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,822 - Like what you see? - [Tobias] I've been looking for those. 30 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,594 - You're gonna stretch them out. - That's all you can say? 31 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:44,932 Well, excuse me for liking the way they shape my junk. 32 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,438 I don't know why, but that's it. 33 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:51,340 You can pack your junk and get out. 34 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:54,004 You're kicking me out? At the beginning of pilot season? 35 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:58,483 You're not gonna make it as an actor, and we're not gonna make it as a couple. 36 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:01,611 [Narrator] With nowhere to go, Tobias went to the studio... 37 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:05,054 where he'd occasionally worked as a security guard and took up residence... 38 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:09,117 in the apartment of Detective Frank Wrench, on the set of the television show... 39 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,356 Wrench. 40 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:14,490 I'm really sorry to hear that. How's Maeby taking it? 41 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:18,196 - Well, she's really hard to read. - You haven't told her yet. 42 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,864 Well, she was so excited the hot water in the shower was lasting longer. 43 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,807 How could I have the heart to tell her it's because her father moved out? 44 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:27,141 Tobias moved out? 45 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:30,978 - Did he take the good video camera with him? - [Michael] That's touching. 46 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:34,178 - What do you need the camera for? - I'm making a magic video. 47 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,915 I'm gonna tape myself doing tricks around the office. 48 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:41,255 I'm calling it Tricks- Let me finish- around the Office. 49 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:43,852 I figured out a way to make money while I'm working. 50 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:47,228 That is what we call working. Something you might wanna try next time you're at the office. 51 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:51,030 You've been missing things lately. I'm gettin'real tired of it. 52 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,731 Incidentally, today we're having a big vote on that building renovation. 53 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,673 - I need you there to help me vote it in. - Fine. I'll vote... 54 00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:58,676 as long as you give me the camera. 55 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:01,611 I think we all know that George Michael was using it last. 56 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:05,810 [Narrator] A fact the family had discovered when they'd gathered to watch a home video. 57 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:09,252 Was that a 40th anniversary party, huh? Didn't cost us a thing. 58 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:12,290 Is that Qusay Hussein at the omelet bar? 59 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:15,452 Look at this. If these guys move, they don't get paid. 60 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,098 [Narrator] It seems that as a 13-year-old, George Michael had been... 61 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,862 heavily influenced by the Star Wars films... 62 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:26,461 and had endeavored to re-create his favorite moments. 63 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:29,736 - You're not my father! You'll never be! - I spent $2.1 million... 64 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:32,310 of good company money and end up with this? 65 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,710 - You cut off my hand! [Gob] Worth every penny. 66 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:38,306 Even you have to admit that that was the lamest thing ever put on tape. 67 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:41,683 [Narrator] Not so. Buster had once videotaped himself... 68 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:45,656 re-creating moments from his then favorite film, Chicago. 69 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:50,388 - [Trilling] - [Narrator] He also liked Star Wars. 70 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:55,301 His self-esteem is low enough as it is, and I have no idea why. 71 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:58,564 I mean, he's such a great kid, and everybody loves him. He's George Michael! 72 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:03,768 Truthfully, that's why I'm not that crazy about that Ann, but he'll move on. 73 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:07,812 Unless he knocks her up like you did with his mother. Plus, she's religious. 74 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,906 If that one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. 75 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:14,851 Believe me. I dated a chick like that once in high school. 76 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:17,081 No, I didn't. 77 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:20,956 I gotta work on that boy's self-esteem. 78 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:24,325 [Narrator] Michael went to do so, only to hear Ann beating him to it. 79 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,489 - [Ann] I want you to do it. - I don't think I'm ready. 80 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,863 - [Ann] Of course you are. - I'm gonna lose it before I start. 81 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:31,300 Don't start! 82 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:35,773 Smoking. It's a killer. That Sammy Davis Jr. Should still be performing. 83 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,867 - What's going on? - Ann thinks I should run for student body president. 84 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:41,446 - That's a great idea. - Well, I don't have a chance. 85 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:44,482 - They only vote for the cool kids. - But everyone loves you. 86 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,848 You are George Michael! Who's cooler than you? 87 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,148 ["Star Wars Main Theme"] 88 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,485 Plus, you would be following in your old man's footsteps. 89 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,684 - You were student body president? - Oh-ho. 90 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,125 - It was close. - So you lost. 91 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,992 - Who remembers? - I know I would remember. 92 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:00,156 Ann, if my dad says that he won, then he won. 93 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,700 Didn't say I won. Said I can't remember. 94 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:07,136 But now that we're thinking about it, I seem to remember the other guy won the title... 95 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,209 although there were plenty in the school who wanted to overturn the decision. 96 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:14,838 I said, "Let's- Do not- Let's not put the school through that." 97 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:17,415 Haven't thought about that for years. Good memory. 98 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:21,476 Well, anyway, I'll help you run your campaign and make your commercial for election day. 99 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:24,112 Well, that's great. The important thing is... 100 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:29,923 to raise the old self-esteem and not to rush a physical relationship. 101 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:33,362 - Those are really the two important things. - No. We're both waiting. 102 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:37,835 - Good. - And then that first time, after waiting and waiting- 103 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:41,202 It's gonna be so awesome, because it's not just gonna be my love and George Michael's... 104 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:43,275 but God's love as well. 105 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:47,005 - God, it's gonna be incredible. - All right. I'll do it. I'm in. 106 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:49,343 - Campaign? - I'm pumped. 107 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:52,543 [Narrator] As George Michael was on the path to higher self-esteem... 108 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,485 Buster was losing what little he had. 109 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:57,522 I can't put the aorta in with this thing. 110 00:05:57,623 --> 00:06:00,490 Oh, stop complaining. 111 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:04,859 - Buster! - I'm sorry I'm an inconvenience to you, Mother. 112 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:09,594 Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh! 113 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:12,865 - [Whimpering] - [Narrator] As Lupe felt sorry... 114 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:17,875 for Buster's loss of a hand, Lindsay felt sorry for her loss of Lupe. 115 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:34,954 Lindsay had cleaned one room and now had a garbage problem. 116 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,462 - And while looking for a spot to stash the refuse... - [Sighs] 117 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:40,464 She came upon an old friend. 118 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:44,161 I haven't seen this in ages. EBay. 119 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:47,171 [Narrator] Unfortunately, it was a new friend to George Sr. 120 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:50,299 [Whispering] Polly! 121 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:55,040 [Narrator] Back at the office, Michael came to regret having given Gob the video camera. 122 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,309 Well, I certainly appreciate your decision... 123 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,079 but if my brother was here, we could've voted this thing through. 124 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:04,384 What's this? A stuffy office meeting? 125 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:08,984 Well, maybe it's time for a little... Office Magic. 126 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:14,431 - What's "office magic"? - Sometimes it's as simple as turning 10:45... 127 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:18,470 in the morning into lunchtime! 128 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:21,836 - [Michael] Okay. - Why does lunch have to be so dull? 129 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:26,139 Maybe you'd prefer some chicken instead! 130 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:29,806 All right. Let's cut. Take five, everybody. 131 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:33,147 - No, no. We're not takin' five. Hey, is this guy with you? - Yeah, he's an actor. 132 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:36,278 Well, you know, I thought he was an investor. He voted against me... 133 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,949 which is the vote I asked you to be here for, so- 134 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:42,858 You know what? I don't know why, but that's it. I don't think I can work with you anymore. 135 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,453 - You kind of have to, guy. I'm the president. - No. I'm the president. 136 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:49,399 No. You lost the presidency, just like you did in high school when you refused to play dirty. 137 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,970 - Worked when I ran. - We're talkin' about the office here, okay? 138 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:54,062 I do all the work. I've been helping you. That's over now. 139 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:58,007 Sorry to hear you say that, Michael, 'cause it just cost you your job. 140 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:00,874 - I'm serious. It's over. - How do you call Security on this thing? 141 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,040 - You hit pound-zero-zero to operate the system. - Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? 142 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,846 - Yeah. Pound is right- - When I keep hitting that, the other thing flashes. 143 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:09,387 - Hit pound and then zero-zero. - I do. I know. 144 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,390 Tell you what. You don't need to learn the system, because you're out of here. 145 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,983 You're fired. 146 00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:16,994 Have Security send a man up. 147 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:19,496 You've got the wrong guy. 148 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:22,591 Uh, no, you don't, but you don't have to do this. 149 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:26,433 [Narrator] But the guard had recently lost halfhis tie to Office Magic. 150 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:29,406 - Oh, I don't mind. - Get this. You getting this? 151 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,410 [Camera Operator] Cheat out. You have to cheat out a little bit. 152 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,174 - Oh, hey. - What was that all about? 153 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:38,114 Your uncle doesn't not-work here anymore. 154 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:42,517 - So I guess your mom told you about your dad moving out, huh? - No, she did not tell me that. 155 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,852 - Oh. - But she doesn't tell me anything. 156 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:48,017 - Neither of them do. - Sorry. Guess I shouldn't have said anything. 157 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:51,290 [Maeby] Maybe I should just start keeping some secrets of my own. 158 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,456 Why aren't you at school right now? 159 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:56,057 Marry me. 160 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:59,069 I'm so sorry. I forgot who I was talking to. 161 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:02,766 I was just using your copier to make some campaign posters. 162 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,639 Well, then, by all means, let me help you out. 163 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,543 I mean, I don't even know why I'm doing it. He's gonna win by a landslide. 164 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:11,139 - That's what I was tellin' him. - How do you know Steve Holt? 165 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,650 - Are you in A.A.? - I was talkin' about George Michael. 166 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:15,983 He's running for student body president. Who's Steve Holt? 167 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:19,057 He's just the hottest guy in school. And he's won three years in a row- 168 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:21,058 every year after his first junior year. 169 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,390 So, then, he's more popular than George Michael? 170 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:27,899 Well, that's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of. 171 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,491 He might even finish after the Indian kid. 172 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:34,039 I guess I gotta get down to the school and see if I can stop him from signing up, huh? 173 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:38,008 Yes. You have to. And do you think you could put up a couple of these when you're there... 174 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:41,170 'cause I was really not in the mood to go down there. 175 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:45,080 [Narrator] Michael went to take care ofhis son... 176 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,915 as Lucille discovered that hers was already being taken care of. 177 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:54,049 - [Gasps] Mother! - And yet you're too good to polish the candlesticks? 178 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,754 - You're fired! - You can't fire me. I'm your son. 179 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:59,660 - I'm firing you! - I was firing Lupe! 180 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,494 Well, that makes more sense. 181 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,867 - Lindsay came upon Lupe, who'djust been fired. - I no clean for family anymore. 182 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:11,705 Can't you at least come over and DustBuster or something? 183 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:15,338 - I no does Buster anymore. - Fine. 184 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:19,441 I'll DustBuster! God. 185 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,782 - [Lindsay On Phone] Hello? - Hey. I can't talk loudly. 186 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,788 I'm in the bathroom of the Wrench set, and they've started shooting. 187 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:29,020 - Also, I don't think this is a real toilet. - [Tapping] 188 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:32,996 So I just wanted to check on Maeby and tell you that I haven't landed a part yet... 189 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:36,830 but despite what you may think, my talent shall win out. 190 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:40,736 Well, Maeby's fine. We've been looking for a cleaning lady, so if you hear of one- 191 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,570 - Shh- Shh. - [Man]... dirty cop, so Frank Wrench is gonna clean ya. 192 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:46,611 - Why is this door locked? - [Man #2] Cut! 193 00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:49,806 - [Man] Is somebody using the set bathroom? - I gotta go. 194 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:53,715 [Narrator] Michael arrived at school to talk his son out of running for office. 195 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,845 It took me all day, but I got the 10 signatures. I'm running for student body president. 196 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:02,519 - Listen, George Michael- - We're gonna use your idea and highlight being chaste. 197 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:05,927 I just meant you two shouldn't- You're not gonna put up this poster, are you? 198 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,626 It's really gonna appeal to the Christian crowd. 199 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:12,431 I couldn't have done this without you guys. I'm gonna win this thing. 200 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:16,998 [Kids Chanting] Four more years! Four more years! 201 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:19,577 Four more years! Four more years! 202 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,580 [Narrator] And Gob showed up at his mother's. 203 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,845 - Well, guess who's been fired. - Michael fired you? 204 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:29,682 No. I fired him. As a result, I'm no longer welcome in the office. 205 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,758 What a coincidence. I just fired my housekeeper... 206 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,258 but I've already found a replacement. 207 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,125 - [Whirring] - It's a robot. 208 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:42,599 - I hate it. I miss Lupe. - No. I won't let you go down that road. 209 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,796 I want you to be strong, and you don't need the comfort of an immigrant... 210 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,567 in Mother's old stirrup pants to make you feel that way. 211 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,542 - Oh. - [Powers Down, Beeps] 212 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:55,136 - Ohh, you're hungry. - [Beeps] 213 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:58,910 - [Narrator] Lindsay was about to find a replacement for Lupe as well. - Who is it? 214 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:02,146 [Man Impersonating Woman] The new housekeeper. The agency sent me over. 215 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:04,313 I'm sorry. I didn't call any- 216 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:09,656 Oh, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Phyllidia Featherbottom... 217 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:14,665 and I can cook and I can clean and I can take care of the little ones. 218 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:19,568 I can also sing a song or two, if it comes in handy. 219 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:24,041 When you put a squirt of frosting on your throat 220 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,111 Before we take our medications 221 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:30,808 [Narrator] Tobias had gained access to the studio's wardrobe and makeup department. 222 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,214 He was eager to both see his daughter... 223 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:37,255 and prove to his wife that he had what it took to be an actor. 224 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:42,157 - It was the exact plot of the film Mrs. Doubtfire. - In the most delicious way 225 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:46,425 - [Narrator] There was also some Mary Poppins in there. - Let's get this house cleaned. 226 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,695 Hey. Lindsay, the place looks fantastic. 227 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:54,796 - What? Did you pay somebody to do this? - Oh, I've no need for payment. 228 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,535 The love of the family is more than enough. 229 00:12:57,643 --> 00:13:00,669 I'm sorry. This is Mrs. Featherbottom. 230 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,613 From Blackstone. I'm charmed, I'm sure. 231 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:07,015 [High-pitched Giggle] Ooh! 232 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,485 Back to work. 233 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,216 - I think he misses his daughter. - That's convenient... 234 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:15,555 considering you didn't even have the courage to tell Maeby that he'd moved out. 235 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,129 I'm sorry. I'm not the perfect parent, like you. 236 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:21,393 I'm not that perfect. I pushed George Michael into running for office... 237 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,401 and I think he's gonna get crushed by this kid Steve Holt. 238 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:27,904 Yeah. I'd vote for Steve. Too bad Dad's on the lam. 239 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:32,706 You could finally use some of his dirty tricks to get George Michael elected. 240 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,212 - [Groaning] - [Narrator] As it happens, George Sr. Had come to... 241 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:39,011 in the attic, and perhaps it was the effect oflosing his one friend- 242 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:42,144 - Polly? - or the lingering effects of the fumigation- 243 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:45,087 or perhaps it really was divine intervention- 244 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:48,991 - but he'd had a profound realization. - [Sniffs] 245 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,725 Unfortunately, the timing of the enlightenment wasn't ideal for Michael. 246 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,896 - That's why I need your help. - "Our Heavenly Father let his son die... 247 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,405 so that our sins could be absolved." 248 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:06,569 - Great. So you're a Christian now. - "We must all seek forgiveness." 249 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,170 Well, I'll call the warden for you. You can ask him yourself. 250 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:14,742 Well, I think that's for fresh crimes. Besides, you've always tried to lead a clean life. 251 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:20,190 You and Gob were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um- 252 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,283 "Goofuth." 253 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:25,625 [Narrator] Michael realized he had lived like Gallant... 254 00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:28,291 and ifhe wanted to help his son's election... 255 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,527 he would have to find... Goofuth. 256 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,230 - Been lookin' all over for you, pal. - If you came to grovel... 257 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,307 for the job of president, you're too late. 258 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:40,401 - My brother already fired me. - Listen, I'm really sorry that I got upset with you... 259 00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:43,916 you know, and I never meant to, um- I didn't even mean to fire you. 260 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,941 You know, and I never meant to, um- I didn't even mean to fire you. 261 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:50,420 You know? I just got so frustrated, and, Gob, you are my brother. 262 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:54,253 - Of course I'm gonna support you. - Well... 263 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,419 now I feel bad for firing you. 264 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:59,964 Listen, George Michael is running for student body president... 265 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,965 and I have a feeling he's gonna get slaughtered. 266 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:05,002 The guy he's running against is basically a young you. 267 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:10,406 Wow. It won't be easy to win a race against myself. 268 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:13,342 - Of course, if anyone can do it, I can. - That's right. 269 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:16,937 - I wish I was 15 years younger. - He doesn't need to beat him. 270 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:20,507 - He just needs to beat the Indian kid. - If I do this, you'll rehire me? 271 00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:23,383 - Of course I will. - The mere fact that you think you can... 272 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:26,617 says to me that I shouldn't let you. 273 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:30,923 Course, we both need the work. 274 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,998 Robot'll get it. 275 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,692 Where the hell is my maid? Robot! 276 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:39,259 - [Narrator] But the robot was busy elsewhere. - [Gasps] 277 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,306 - [Gasps] - [Beeping] 278 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:46,003 - [Robot Powers Down] - What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! 279 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:50,073 I'm a monster! 280 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:55,245 [Screaming, Grunting] 281 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,651 [Narrator] Michael brought Gob in to consult on his son's campaign. 282 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,991 Focus on the video and shy away from the virgin thing. 283 00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,964 Oh, we should definitely sacrifice the whole virgin thing. 284 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,058 And I got the perfect way. 285 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:14,299 We hand out rubbers that say, "We salute George Michael." 286 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:17,500 - We're not supposed to have help. - I don't wanna make Steve look bad. 287 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,669 Yeah, I just don't want my son to be embarrassed up there. Let's not play too dirty. 288 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:24,579 - Uh, good point, two percent. - Two percent, huh? Is that how little I lost by? 289 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,651 - Lost by? That's all you got. - Not really important. 290 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:30,654 Well, if your son wants more than two percent, he's gonna have to go after Steve Holt. 291 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:34,487 So I want you to tell me every awful rumor you've ever heard about this kid. 292 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,027 I can't support this, and neither can the Christian kids... 293 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,825 - that were gonna make you president. - Uh- [Stuttering] 294 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,833 Ann? I think she's really upset about this. 295 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:46,268 She'll forgive ya. You're George Michael. 296 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:49,273 - [Tobias Singing Out OfTune] - [Narrator] Meanwhile... 297 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,343 Maeby was meeting her new singing nanny. 298 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:54,207 Now. Take your Fun-fun. 299 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:58,682 This is my mom's, and it's fen-phen, and it's been banned by the F.D.A. 300 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:03,278 Oh! Well. You should always read the label 301 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:06,916 You should always read it well in the most delicious way 302 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,085 - Mr. Fingerbottom? - Mrs. 303 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,424 Right. Mrs. I should really get going. 304 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:15,125 No, no, no, no, no. Sit back. What's the rush? Please. 305 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,964 I wanna hear about you. Tell me about your family. 306 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:22,632 I'm sure wherever your father is right now, she loves you very, very much. 307 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:25,767 Not enough to be honest with me. 308 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,746 [Narrator] And after a few days, Gob was ready... 309 00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:33,079 to unveil George Michael's new message. 310 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,983 [Boy With Indian Accent] Drought, starvation- 311 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:40,286 These are the things my family has had to deal with for generations... 312 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,327 although, fortunately, not since we moved to Corona del Mar. 313 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:47,126 - [Scattered Applause] - [Gob] Go home, you terrorist! 314 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,962 How stupid do you have to be to say something like that? 315 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,470 - You're not wanted here! - Gob. 316 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,439 - Michael. - You got George Michael's tape? 317 00:17:56,542 --> 00:18:00,444 Yeah. I gave it to the tech guy. Don't worry. It's very tastefully done. 318 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,447 - [Audio Feedback] - Sure you didn't make that video in a cave? 319 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:06,279 - [On P.A.] Perennial candidate Steve Holt! - [Narrator] Soon it was time... 320 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,444 for Steve Holt to play his video... 321 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:11,819 which had been produced by his new campaign manager, Ann Veal. 322 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:16,156 - Hi. I'm Steve Holt. - [Gob] Evil! 323 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,492 - [All Cheering] - This kid's popular? 324 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,123 Looks like a chick I did once in high school. 325 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,293 Get a haircut! 326 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,429 Recently, I've been dealing with the fact that I've never known my father... 327 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:31,134 but I finally found a new Father. 328 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,110 You're probably wondering what these footsteps are. 329 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:39,515 Well, this is my second take. It's kind of like a second chance at making good. 330 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,178 [All Cheering] 331 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,518 Yeah. Okay. We need to pull the videotape. 332 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,990 - My tape? - Why? - I've made a huge mistake. 333 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:52,029 - [Narrator] But it was too late to do anything about it. - [Rock] 334 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:56,500 [Gob On TV] Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is. 335 00:18:56,602 --> 00:19:01,335 What else don't we know about Steve Holt? 336 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,705 George Michael Bluth is a cool guy. 337 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,075 His dad is a powerful executive working for this man. 338 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:12,082 The girls like him just fine. Young and old. It doesn't matter. 339 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:15,244 - In the dark. - That's why you had me do that? 340 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,585 - [Wolf Whistles] - [Narrator] George Michael had never been more embarrassed. 341 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,352 - [Static] - Until this part. 342 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,519 - ["Star Wars Main Theme"] - I couldn't find another tape. 343 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,188 [Kids Laughing Hysterically] 344 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:32,827 I like Steve's more. 345 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,998 Guess I underestimated the religious vote. 346 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:39,271 - So Steve won? - No. Steve dropped out of the race. 347 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,938 He says he wants to spend some time trying to find his real father. 348 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:45,346 Rav Nadir, the Indian kid, he got 97% of the vote. 349 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:50,046 Well, that leaves three percent. You did better than I did when I ran. 350 00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:52,851 I tied with Bart Simpson and "School Sucks." 351 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,983 I'm really sorry, buddy. Believe it or not, I did this... 352 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,425 because I didn't want you to feel bad about yourself. 353 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,259 Hey, it's Star Dork. 354 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,391 Hey, he knows you now. I'm really sorry, buddy. 355 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:07,438 It's just a drag. I mean, I'm pretty sure my girlfriend's gone forever... 356 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,564 and I never wanted to do this in the first place. 357 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:15,079 George Michael, was that really you doing those lightsaber moves? 358 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:18,377 - You were incredible. - I've only gotten better. 359 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,077 You're still doin' that? 360 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:25,953 So, you wanna grab a curtain rod and go over to my place? 361 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,118 Wow. I'd love that. Thanks, Ann. 362 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,322 You really make me feel good about myself. 363 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:39,299 Gotta do something about that kid's self-esteem. 364 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,838 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 365 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,738 Yoo-hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way! 366 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:50,611 [Narrator] Lucille finds a housekeeper that she won't lose her son to. 367 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:55,551 Always keep from crying even though your heart is dying 368 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:58,350 [Both Crying] 369 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,427 [Narrator] And Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father. 370 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:06,929 I've been wonderin' my whole life who he is- 371 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,967 a scientist, a doctor, a senator? 372 00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:13,128 Well, we got some bad news. 373 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:17,766 Wow. Is that what's gonna happen to my hair?