1 00:00:00,264 --> 00:00:03,665 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,767 --> 00:00:05,758 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,869 --> 00:00:07,860 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,377 --> 00:00:15,004 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,314 --> 00:00:19,544 Michael was surprised to find the house... 6 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:22,118 still a mess a week after the fumigation. 7 00:00:22,219 --> 00:00:26,952 You still haven't put this stuff back yet? You've got to be the laziest person in the world. 8 00:00:27,057 --> 00:00:30,151 If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face. 9 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:33,696 - I asked you to clean this up. - Yeah, and you also asked me to call the fumigators... 10 00:00:33,797 --> 00:00:35,958 and you haven't even thanked me for doing that. 11 00:00:36,066 --> 00:00:39,229 Michael had asked her to do this, but that was long before... 12 00:00:39,336 --> 00:00:41,896 he began hiding his fugitive father in the attic. 13 00:00:42,005 --> 00:00:45,873 What? Uh- Oh, God. 14 00:00:45,976 --> 00:00:48,968 Polly, cover your mouth! 15 00:00:49,079 --> 00:00:52,981 Luckily, Michael was notified in time. 16 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:56,382 Well, we had a deal, you know. I'd pay for everything, and you'd clean the house. 17 00:00:56,486 --> 00:00:59,319 - And you've only done it once. - She hadn't even done it that time... 18 00:00:59,423 --> 00:01:02,551 but instead, intercepted her mother's housekeeper... 19 00:01:02,659 --> 00:01:05,025 - as she was arriving for work. - Can I take you the rest of the way? 20 00:01:05,128 --> 00:01:09,656 - Mrs.- Mrs.- - Oh, I have to make one quick stop first. 21 00:01:09,766 --> 00:01:14,260 Almost done. Yours or mister's? 22 00:01:14,371 --> 00:01:16,396 Mister's. 23 00:01:16,506 --> 00:01:19,339 Lupe never accepted a ride from Lindsay again. 24 00:01:19,443 --> 00:01:23,402 Well, I'm sorry, Michael, but Tobias moving out hasn't been easy. 25 00:01:23,513 --> 00:01:25,538 For any of us. 26 00:01:25,649 --> 00:01:27,879 You didn't even notice he'd gone, did you? 27 00:01:27,984 --> 00:01:30,179 I did notice we'd stopped TiVoing The Christopher Lowell Show. 28 00:01:30,287 --> 00:01:33,916 - What happened? - I tried to give it one last chance. 29 00:01:34,024 --> 00:01:37,084 - Like what you see? - I've been looking for those. 30 00:01:37,194 --> 00:01:39,856 - You're gonna stretch them out. - That's all you can say? 31 00:01:39,963 --> 00:01:43,194 Well, excuse me for liking the way they shape my junk. 32 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:45,700 I don't know why, but that's it. 33 00:01:45,802 --> 00:01:49,602 You can pack your junk and get out. 34 00:01:49,706 --> 00:01:52,266 You're kicking me out? At the beginning of pilot season? 35 00:01:52,376 --> 00:01:56,745 You're not gonna make it as an actor, and we're not gonna make it as a couple. 36 00:01:56,847 --> 00:01:59,873 With nowhere to go, Tobias went to the studio... 37 00:01:59,983 --> 00:02:03,316 where he'd occasionally worked as a security guard and took up residence... 38 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:07,379 in the apartment of Detective Frank Wrench, on the set of the television show... 39 00:02:07,491 --> 00:02:09,618 Wrench. 40 00:02:09,726 --> 00:02:12,752 I'm really sorry to hear that. How's Maeby taking it? 41 00:02:12,863 --> 00:02:16,458 - Well, she's really hard to read. - You haven't told her yet. 42 00:02:16,566 --> 00:02:19,126 Well, she was so excited the hot water in the shower was lasting longer. 43 00:02:19,236 --> 00:02:22,069 How could I have the heart to tell her it's because her father moved out? 44 00:02:22,172 --> 00:02:25,403 Tobias moved out? 45 00:02:25,509 --> 00:02:29,240 - Did he take the good video camera with him? - That's touching. 46 00:02:29,346 --> 00:02:32,440 - What do you need the camera for? - I'm making a magic video. 47 00:02:32,549 --> 00:02:35,177 I'm gonna tape myself doing tricks around the office. 48 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:39,517 I'm calling it Tricks- Let me finish- around the Office. 49 00:02:39,623 --> 00:02:42,114 I figured out a way to make money while I'm working. 50 00:02:42,225 --> 00:02:45,490 That is what we call working. Something you might wanna try next time you're at the office. 51 00:02:45,595 --> 00:02:49,292 You've been missing things lately. I'm gettin'real tired of it. 52 00:02:49,399 --> 00:02:51,993 Incidentally, today we're having a big vote on that building renovation. 53 00:02:52,102 --> 00:02:54,935 - I need you there to help me vote it in. - Fine. I'll vote... 54 00:02:55,038 --> 00:02:56,938 as long as you give me the camera. 55 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,873 I think we all know that George Michael was using it last. 56 00:02:59,976 --> 00:03:04,072 A fact the family had discovered when they'd gathered to watch a home video. 57 00:03:04,181 --> 00:03:07,514 Was that a 40th anniversary party, huh? Didn't cost us a thing. 58 00:03:07,617 --> 00:03:10,552 Is that Qusay Hussein at the omelet bar? 59 00:03:10,654 --> 00:03:13,714 Look at this. If these guys move, they don't get paid. 60 00:03:15,459 --> 00:03:18,360 It seems that as a 13-year-old, George Michael had been... 61 00:03:18,462 --> 00:03:21,124 heavily influenced by the Star Wars films... 62 00:03:21,231 --> 00:03:24,723 and had endeavored to re-create his favorite moments. 63 00:03:24,835 --> 00:03:27,998 - You're not my father! You'll never be! - I spent $2.1 million... 64 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:30,572 of good company money and end up with this? 65 00:03:30,674 --> 00:03:32,972 You cut off my hand! Worth every penny. 66 00:03:33,076 --> 00:03:36,568 Even you have to admit that that was the lamest thing ever put on tape. 67 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,945 Not so. Buster had once videotaped himself... 68 00:03:40,050 --> 00:03:43,918 re-creating moments from his then favorite film, Chicago. 69 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:48,650 He also liked Star Wars. 70 00:03:50,594 --> 00:03:53,563 His self-esteem is low enough as it is, and I have no idea why. 71 00:03:53,663 --> 00:03:56,826 I mean, he's such a great kid, and everybody loves him. He's George Michael! 72 00:03:56,933 --> 00:04:02,030 Truthfully, that's why I'm not that crazy about that Ann, but he'll move on. 73 00:04:02,138 --> 00:04:06,074 Unless he knocks her up like you did with his mother. Plus, she's religious. 74 00:04:06,176 --> 00:04:09,168 If that one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. 75 00:04:09,279 --> 00:04:13,113 Believe me. I dated a chick like that once in high school. 76 00:04:13,216 --> 00:04:15,343 No, I didn't. 77 00:04:15,452 --> 00:04:19,218 I gotta work on that boy's self-esteem. 78 00:04:19,322 --> 00:04:22,587 Michael went to do so, only to hear Ann beating him to it. 79 00:04:22,692 --> 00:04:24,751 - I want you to do it. - I don't think I'm ready. 80 00:04:24,861 --> 00:04:27,125 - Of course you are. - I'm gonna lose it before I start. 81 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:29,562 Don't start! 82 00:04:29,666 --> 00:04:34,035 Smoking. It's a killer. That Sammy Davis Jr. Should still be performing. 83 00:04:34,137 --> 00:04:37,129 - What's going on? - Ann thinks I should run for student body president. 84 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,708 - That's a great idea. - Well, I don't have a chance. 85 00:04:39,809 --> 00:04:42,744 - They only vote for the cool kids. - But everyone loves you. 86 00:04:42,846 --> 00:04:45,110 You are George Michael! Who's cooler than you? 87 00:04:47,517 --> 00:04:49,747 Plus, you would be following in your old man's footsteps. 88 00:04:49,853 --> 00:04:51,946 - You were student body president? - Oh-ho. 89 00:04:52,055 --> 00:04:54,387 - It was close. - So you lost. 90 00:04:54,491 --> 00:04:56,254 - Who remembers? - I know I would remember. 91 00:04:56,359 --> 00:04:58,418 Ann, if my dad says that he won, then he won. 92 00:04:58,528 --> 00:05:00,962 Didn't say I won. Said I can't remember. 93 00:05:01,064 --> 00:05:05,398 But now that we're thinking about it, I seem to remember the other guy won the title... 94 00:05:05,502 --> 00:05:08,471 although there were plenty in the school who wanted to overturn the decision. 95 00:05:08,572 --> 00:05:13,100 I said, "Let's- Do not- Let's not put the school through that." 96 00:05:13,209 --> 00:05:15,677 Haven't thought about that for years. Good memory. 97 00:05:15,779 --> 00:05:19,738 Well, anyway, I'll help you run your campaign and make your commercial for election day. 98 00:05:19,849 --> 00:05:22,374 Well, that's great. The important thing is... 99 00:05:22,485 --> 00:05:28,185 to raise the old self-esteem and not to rush a physical relationship. 100 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:31,624 - Those are really the two important things. - No. We're both waiting. 101 00:05:31,728 --> 00:05:36,097 - Good. - And then that first time, after waiting and waiting- 102 00:05:36,199 --> 00:05:39,464 It's gonna be so awesome, because it's not just gonna be my love and George Michael's... 103 00:05:39,569 --> 00:05:41,537 but God's love as well. 104 00:05:41,638 --> 00:05:45,267 - God, it's gonna be incredible. - All right. I'll do it. I'm in. 105 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:47,605 - Campaign? - I'm pumped. 106 00:05:47,711 --> 00:05:50,805 As George Michael was on the path to higher self-esteem... 107 00:05:50,914 --> 00:05:53,747 Buster was losing what little he had. 108 00:05:53,850 --> 00:05:55,784 I can't put the aorta in with this thing. 109 00:05:55,885 --> 00:05:58,752 Oh, stop complaining. 110 00:05:58,855 --> 00:06:03,121 - Buster! - I'm sorry I'm an inconvenience to you, Mother. 111 00:06:03,226 --> 00:06:07,856 Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh! 112 00:06:07,964 --> 00:06:11,127 As Lupe felt sorry... 113 00:06:11,234 --> 00:06:16,137 for Buster's loss of a hand, Lindsay felt sorry for her loss of Lupe. 114 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:33,216 Lindsay had cleaned one room and now had a garbage problem. 115 00:06:33,323 --> 00:06:36,724 And while looking for a spot to stash the refuse... 116 00:06:36,826 --> 00:06:38,726 She came upon an old friend. 117 00:06:38,828 --> 00:06:42,423 I haven't seen this in ages. EBay. 118 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:45,433 Unfortunately, it was a new friend to George Sr. 119 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:48,561 Polly! 120 00:06:48,672 --> 00:06:53,302 Back at the office, Michael came to regret having given Gob the video camera. 121 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:55,571 Well, I certainly appreciate your decision... 122 00:06:55,679 --> 00:06:58,341 but if my brother was here, we could've voted this thing through. 123 00:06:58,448 --> 00:07:02,646 What's this? A stuffy office meeting? 124 00:07:02,752 --> 00:07:07,246 Well, maybe it's time for a little... Office Magic. 125 00:07:07,357 --> 00:07:12,693 - What's "office magic"? - Sometimes it's as simple as turning 10:45... 126 00:07:12,796 --> 00:07:16,732 in the morning into lunchtime! 127 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:20,098 - Okay. - Why does lunch have to be so dull? 128 00:07:20,203 --> 00:07:24,401 Maybe you'd prefer some chicken instead! 129 00:07:24,507 --> 00:07:28,068 All right. Let's cut. Take five, everybody. 130 00:07:28,178 --> 00:07:31,409 - No, no. We're not takin' five. Hey, is this guy with you? - Yeah, he's an actor. 131 00:07:31,514 --> 00:07:34,540 Well, you know, I thought he was an investor. He voted against me... 132 00:07:34,651 --> 00:07:37,211 which is the vote I asked you to be here for, so- 133 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:41,120 You know what? I don't know why, but that's it. I don't think I can work with you anymore. 134 00:07:41,224 --> 00:07:43,715 - You kind of have to, guy. I'm the president. - No. I'm the president. 135 00:07:43,827 --> 00:07:47,661 No. You lost the presidency, just like you did in high school when you refused to play dirty. 136 00:07:47,764 --> 00:07:50,232 - Worked when I ran. - We're talkin' about the office here, okay? 137 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:52,324 I do all the work. I've been helping you. That's over now. 138 00:07:52,435 --> 00:07:56,269 Sorry to hear you say that, Michael, 'cause it just cost you your job. 139 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:59,136 - I'm serious. It's over. - How do you call Security on this thing? 140 00:07:59,242 --> 00:08:02,302 - You hit pound-zero-zero to operate the system. - Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? 141 00:08:02,412 --> 00:08:05,108 - Yeah. Pound is right- - When I keep hitting that, the other thing flashes. 142 00:08:05,215 --> 00:08:07,649 - Hit pound and then zero-zero. - I do. I know. 143 00:08:07,751 --> 00:08:10,652 Tell you what. You don't need to learn the system, because you're out of here. 144 00:08:10,754 --> 00:08:13,245 You're fired. 145 00:08:13,356 --> 00:08:15,256 Have Security send a man up. 146 00:08:15,358 --> 00:08:17,758 You've got the wrong guy. 147 00:08:17,861 --> 00:08:20,853 Uh, no, you don't, but you don't have to do this. 148 00:08:20,964 --> 00:08:24,695 But the guard had recently lost halfhis tie to Office Magic. 149 00:08:24,801 --> 00:08:27,668 - Oh, I don't mind. - Get this. You getting this? 150 00:08:27,771 --> 00:08:30,672 Cheat out. You have to cheat out a little bit. 151 00:08:30,774 --> 00:08:33,436 - Oh, hey. - What was that all about? 152 00:08:33,543 --> 00:08:36,376 Your uncle doesn't not-work here anymore. 153 00:08:36,479 --> 00:08:40,779 - So I guess your mom told you about your dad moving out, huh? - No, she did not tell me that. 154 00:08:40,884 --> 00:08:43,114 - Oh. - But she doesn't tell me anything. 155 00:08:43,219 --> 00:08:46,279 - Neither of them do. - Sorry. Guess I shouldn't have said anything. 156 00:08:46,389 --> 00:08:49,552 Maybe I should just start keeping some secrets of my own. 157 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,718 Why aren't you at school right now? 158 00:08:51,828 --> 00:08:54,319 Marry me. 159 00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:57,331 I'm so sorry. I forgot who I was talking to. 160 00:08:57,433 --> 00:09:01,028 I was just using your copier to make some campaign posters. 161 00:09:01,137 --> 00:09:03,901 Well, then, by all means, let me help you out. 162 00:09:04,007 --> 00:09:06,805 I mean, I don't even know why I'm doing it. He's gonna win by a landslide. 163 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:09,401 - That's what I was tellin' him. - How do you know Steve Holt? 164 00:09:09,512 --> 00:09:11,912 - Are you in A.A.? - I was talkin' about George Michael. 165 00:09:12,015 --> 00:09:14,245 He's running for student body president. Who's Steve Holt? 166 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:17,319 He's just the hottest guy in school. And he's won three years in a row- 167 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:19,320 every year after his first junior year. 168 00:09:19,422 --> 00:09:21,652 So, then, he's more popular than George Michael? 169 00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:26,161 Well, that's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of. 170 00:09:26,262 --> 00:09:28,753 He might even finish after the Indian kid. 171 00:09:28,865 --> 00:09:32,301 I guess I gotta get down to the school and see if I can stop him from signing up, huh? 172 00:09:32,402 --> 00:09:36,270 Yes. You have to. And do you think you could put up a couple of these when you're there... 173 00:09:36,372 --> 00:09:39,432 'cause I was really not in the mood to go down there. 174 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:43,342 Michael went to take care ofhis son... 175 00:09:43,446 --> 00:09:47,177 as Lucille discovered that hers was already being taken care of. 176 00:09:47,283 --> 00:09:52,311 Mother! - And yet you're too good to polish the candlesticks? 177 00:09:52,422 --> 00:09:55,016 - You're fired! - You can't fire me. I'm your son. 178 00:09:55,124 --> 00:09:57,922 - I'm firing you! - I was firing Lupe! 179 00:09:58,027 --> 00:09:59,756 Well, that makes more sense. 180 00:10:02,321 --> 00:10:05,051 - Lindsay came upon Lupe, who'djust been fired. - I no clean for family anymore. 181 00:10:05,158 --> 00:10:08,889 Can't you at least come over and DustBuster or something? 182 00:10:08,995 --> 00:10:12,522 - I no does Buster anymore. - Fine. 183 00:10:12,632 --> 00:10:16,625 I'll DustBuster! God. 184 00:10:16,736 --> 00:10:18,966 - Hello? - Hey. I can't talk loudly. 185 00:10:19,071 --> 00:10:21,972 I'm in the bathroom of the Wrench set, and they've started shooting. 186 00:10:22,074 --> 00:10:26,204 Also, I don't think this is a real toilet. 187 00:10:26,312 --> 00:10:30,180 So I just wanted to check on Maeby and tell you that I haven't landed a part yet... 188 00:10:30,283 --> 00:10:34,014 but despite what you may think, my talent shall win out. 189 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,920 Well, Maeby's fine. We've been looking for a cleaning lady, so if you hear of one- 190 00:10:38,024 --> 00:10:40,754 Shh- Shh. - ... dirty cop, so Frank Wrench is gonna clean ya. 191 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:43,795 - Why is this door locked? - Cut! 192 00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:46,990 - Is somebody using the set bathroom? - I gotta go. 193 00:10:47,099 --> 00:10:50,899 Michael arrived at school to talk his son out of running for office. 194 00:10:51,003 --> 00:10:54,029 It took me all day, but I got the 10 signatures. I'm running for student body president. 195 00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:59,703 - Listen, George Michael- - We're gonna use your idea and highlight being chaste. 196 00:10:59,812 --> 00:11:03,111 I just meant you two shouldn't- You're not gonna put up this poster, are you? 197 00:11:04,717 --> 00:11:06,810 It's really gonna appeal to the Christian crowd. 198 00:11:06,919 --> 00:11:09,615 I couldn't have done this without you guys. I'm gonna win this thing. 199 00:11:09,722 --> 00:11:14,182 Four more years! Four more years! 200 00:11:14,293 --> 00:11:16,761 Four more years! Four more years! 201 00:11:16,863 --> 00:11:19,764 And Gob showed up at his mother's. 202 00:11:19,866 --> 00:11:23,029 - Well, guess who's been fired. - Michael fired you? 203 00:11:23,135 --> 00:11:26,866 No. I fired him. As a result, I'm no longer welcome in the office. 204 00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:29,942 What a coincidence. I just fired my housekeeper... 205 00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:32,442 but I've already found a replacement. 206 00:11:32,545 --> 00:11:35,309 It's a robot. 207 00:11:35,414 --> 00:11:39,783 - I hate it. I miss Lupe. - No. I won't let you go down that road. 208 00:11:39,886 --> 00:11:42,980 I want you to be strong, and you don't need the comfort of an immigrant... 209 00:11:43,089 --> 00:11:45,751 in Mother's old stirrup pants to make you feel that way. 210 00:11:46,826 --> 00:11:48,726 Oh. 211 00:11:48,828 --> 00:11:52,320 Ohh, you're hungry. 212 00:11:52,431 --> 00:11:56,094 Lindsay was about to find a replacement for Lupe as well. - Who is it? 213 00:11:56,202 --> 00:11:59,330 The new housekeeper. The agency sent me over. 214 00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:01,497 I'm sorry. I didn't call any- 215 00:12:01,607 --> 00:12:06,840 Oh, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Phyllidia Featherbottom... 216 00:12:06,946 --> 00:12:11,849 and I can cook and I can clean and I can take care of the little ones. 217 00:12:11,951 --> 00:12:16,752 I can also sing a song or two, if it comes in handy. 218 00:12:16,856 --> 00:12:21,225 When you put a squirt of frosting on your throat 219 00:12:21,327 --> 00:12:23,295 Before we take our medications 220 00:12:23,396 --> 00:12:27,992 Tobias had gained access to the studio's wardrobe and makeup department. 221 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,398 He was eager to both see his daughter... 222 00:12:30,503 --> 00:12:34,439 and prove to his wife that he had what it took to be an actor. 223 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:39,341 - It was the exact plot of the film Mrs. Doubtfire. - In the most delicious way 224 00:12:39,445 --> 00:12:43,609 There was also some Mary Poppins in there. - Let's get this house cleaned. 225 00:12:43,716 --> 00:12:46,879 Hey. Lindsay, the place looks fantastic. 226 00:12:46,986 --> 00:12:51,980 - What? Did you pay somebody to do this? - Oh, I've no need for payment. 227 00:12:52,091 --> 00:12:54,719 The love of the family is more than enough. 228 00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:57,853 I'm sorry. This is Mrs. Featherbottom. 229 00:12:57,964 --> 00:13:00,797 From Blackstone. I'm charmed, I'm sure. 230 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:04,199 Ooh! 231 00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:06,669 Back to work. 232 00:13:06,772 --> 00:13:09,400 - I think he misses his daughter. - That's convenient... 233 00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:12,739 considering you didn't even have the courage to tell Maeby that he'd moved out. 234 00:13:12,845 --> 00:13:15,313 I'm sorry. I'm not the perfect parent, like you. 235 00:13:15,414 --> 00:13:18,577 I'm not that perfect. I pushed George Michael into running for office... 236 00:13:18,684 --> 00:13:21,585 and I think he's gonna get crushed by this kid Steve Holt. 237 00:13:21,687 --> 00:13:25,088 Yeah. I'd vote for Steve. Too bad Dad's on the lam. 238 00:13:25,191 --> 00:13:29,890 You could finally use some of his dirty tricks to get George Michael elected. 239 00:13:29,996 --> 00:13:32,396 As it happens, George Sr. Had come to... 240 00:13:32,498 --> 00:13:36,195 in the attic, and perhaps it was the effect oflosing his one friend- 241 00:13:36,302 --> 00:13:39,328 - Polly? - or the lingering effects of the fumigation- 242 00:13:39,438 --> 00:13:42,271 or perhaps it really was divine intervention- 243 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:46,175 but he'd had a profound realization. 244 00:13:49,348 --> 00:13:52,909 Unfortunately, the timing of the enlightenment wasn't ideal for Michael. 245 00:13:53,019 --> 00:13:57,080 - That's why I need your help. - "Our Heavenly Father let his son die... 246 00:13:57,189 --> 00:13:59,589 so that our sins could be absolved." 247 00:13:59,692 --> 00:14:03,753 - Great. So you're a Christian now. - "We must all seek forgiveness." 248 00:14:03,863 --> 00:14:06,354 Well, I'll call the warden for you. You can ask him yourself. 249 00:14:06,465 --> 00:14:11,926 Well, I think that's for fresh crimes. Besides, you've always tried to lead a clean life. 250 00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:17,374 You and Gob were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um- 251 00:14:17,476 --> 00:14:19,467 "Goofuth." 252 00:14:19,578 --> 00:14:22,809 Michael realized he had lived like Gallant... 253 00:14:22,915 --> 00:14:25,475 and ifhe wanted to help his son's election... 254 00:14:25,584 --> 00:14:27,711 he would have to find... Goofuth. 255 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:30,414 - Been lookin' all over for you, pal. - If you came to grovel... 256 00:14:30,523 --> 00:14:32,491 for the job of president, you're too late. 257 00:14:32,591 --> 00:14:37,585 - My brother already fired me. - Listen, I'm really sorry that I got upset with you... 258 00:14:37,696 --> 00:14:41,100 you know, and I never meant to, um- I didn't even mean to fire you. 259 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,125 You know, and I never meant to, um- I didn't even mean to fire you. 260 00:14:43,235 --> 00:14:47,604 You know? I just got so frustrated, and, Gob, you are my brother. 261 00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:51,437 - Of course I'm gonna support you. - Well... 262 00:14:51,544 --> 00:14:53,603 now I feel bad for firing you. 263 00:14:53,712 --> 00:14:57,148 Listen, George Michael is running for student body president... 264 00:14:57,249 --> 00:14:59,149 and I have a feeling he's gonna get slaughtered. 265 00:14:59,251 --> 00:15:02,186 The guy he's running against is basically a young you. 266 00:15:02,288 --> 00:15:07,590 Wow. It won't be easy to win a race against myself. 267 00:15:07,693 --> 00:15:10,526 - Of course, if anyone can do it, I can. - That's right. 268 00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:14,121 - I wish I was 15 years younger. - He doesn't need to beat him. 269 00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:17,691 - He just needs to beat the Indian kid. - If I do this, you'll rehire me? 270 00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:20,567 - Of course I will. - The mere fact that you think you can... 271 00:15:20,673 --> 00:15:23,801 says to me that I shouldn't let you. 272 00:15:23,909 --> 00:15:28,107 Course, we both need the work. 273 00:15:28,214 --> 00:15:30,182 Robot'll get it. 274 00:15:30,282 --> 00:15:32,876 Where the hell is my maid? Robot! 275 00:15:32,985 --> 00:15:36,443 But the robot was busy elsewhere. 276 00:15:39,592 --> 00:15:43,187 What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! 277 00:15:44,663 --> 00:15:47,257 I'm a monster! 278 00:15:54,694 --> 00:15:57,788 Michael brought Gob in to consult on his son's campaign. 279 00:15:57,897 --> 00:16:01,128 Focus on the video and shy away from the virgin thing. 280 00:16:01,234 --> 00:16:04,101 Oh, we should definitely sacrifice the whole virgin thing. 281 00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:06,195 And I got the perfect way. 282 00:16:06,306 --> 00:16:10,436 We hand out rubbers that say, "We salute George Michael." 283 00:16:10,543 --> 00:16:13,637 - We're not supposed to have help. - I don't wanna make Steve look bad. 284 00:16:13,746 --> 00:16:16,806 Yeah, I just don't want my son to be embarrassed up there. Let's not play too dirty. 285 00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:20,716 - Uh, good point, two percent. - Two percent, huh? Is that how little I lost by? 286 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:22,788 - Lost by? That's all you got. - Not really important. 287 00:16:22,889 --> 00:16:26,791 Well, if your son wants more than two percent, he's gonna have to go after Steve Holt. 288 00:16:26,893 --> 00:16:30,624 So I want you to tell me every awful rumor you've ever heard about this kid. 289 00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:33,164 I can't support this, and neither can the Christian kids... 290 00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:35,962 - that were gonna make you president. - Uh- 291 00:16:36,069 --> 00:16:38,970 Ann? I think she's really upset about this. 292 00:16:39,072 --> 00:16:42,405 She'll forgive ya. You're George Michael. 293 00:16:42,509 --> 00:16:45,410 Meanwhile... 294 00:16:45,512 --> 00:16:47,480 Maeby was meeting her new singing nanny. 295 00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:50,344 Now. Take your Fun-fun. 296 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:54,819 This is my mom's, and it's fen-phen, and it's been banned by the F.D.A. 297 00:16:54,921 --> 00:16:59,415 Oh! Well. You should always read the label 298 00:16:59,526 --> 00:17:03,053 You should always read it well in the most delicious way 299 00:17:03,163 --> 00:17:05,222 - Mr. Fingerbottom? - Mrs. 300 00:17:05,331 --> 00:17:07,561 Right. Mrs. I should really get going. 301 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:11,262 No, no, no, no, no. Sit back. What's the rush? Please. 302 00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:14,101 I wanna hear about you. Tell me about your family. 303 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:18,769 I'm sure wherever your father is right now, she loves you very, very much. 304 00:17:18,878 --> 00:17:21,904 Not enough to be honest with me. 305 00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:26,883 And after a few days, Gob was ready... 306 00:17:26,986 --> 00:17:29,216 to unveil George Michael's new message. 307 00:17:29,322 --> 00:17:32,120 Drought, starvation- 308 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:36,423 These are the things my family has had to deal with for generations... 309 00:17:36,529 --> 00:17:39,464 although, fortunately, not since we moved to Corona del Mar. 310 00:17:39,566 --> 00:17:43,263 Go home, you terrorist! 311 00:17:43,369 --> 00:17:46,099 How stupid do you have to be to say something like that? 312 00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:49,607 - You're not wanted here! - Gob. 313 00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:52,576 - Michael. - You got George Michael's tape? 314 00:17:52,679 --> 00:17:56,581 Yeah. I gave it to the tech guy. Don't worry. It's very tastefully done. 315 00:17:56,683 --> 00:17:59,584 Sure you didn't make that video in a cave? 316 00:17:59,686 --> 00:18:02,416 - Perennial candidate Steve Holt! - Soon it was time... 317 00:18:02,522 --> 00:18:04,581 for Steve Holt to play his video... 318 00:18:04,691 --> 00:18:07,956 which had been produced by his new campaign manager, Ann Veal. 319 00:18:08,061 --> 00:18:12,293 - Hi. I'm Steve Holt. - Evil! 320 00:18:12,398 --> 00:18:15,629 This kid's popular? 321 00:18:15,735 --> 00:18:18,260 Looks like a chick I did once in high school. 322 00:18:18,371 --> 00:18:20,430 Get a haircut! 323 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:23,566 Recently, I've been dealing with the fact that I've never known my father... 324 00:18:23,676 --> 00:18:27,271 but I finally found a new Father. 325 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:30,247 You're probably wondering what these footsteps are. 326 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:35,652 Well, this is my second take. It's kind of like a second chance at making good. 327 00:18:38,424 --> 00:18:41,655 Yeah. Okay. We need to pull the videotape. 328 00:18:41,761 --> 00:18:44,127 - My tape? - Why? - I've made a huge mistake. 329 00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:48,166 But it was too late to do anything about it. 330 00:18:48,268 --> 00:18:52,637 Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is. 331 00:18:52,739 --> 00:18:57,472 What else don't we know about Steve Holt? 332 00:18:57,577 --> 00:19:00,842 George Michael Bluth is a cool guy. 333 00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:04,212 His dad is a powerful executive working for this man. 334 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:08,219 The girls like him just fine. Young and old. It doesn't matter. 335 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,381 - In the dark. - That's why you had me do that? 336 00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:14,722 George Michael had never been more embarrassed. 337 00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:17,489 Until this part. 338 00:19:17,597 --> 00:19:19,656 I couldn't find another tape. 339 00:19:25,938 --> 00:19:28,964 I like Steve's more. 340 00:19:29,075 --> 00:19:32,135 Guess I underestimated the religious vote. 341 00:19:32,245 --> 00:19:35,408 - So Steve won? - No. Steve dropped out of the race. 342 00:19:35,515 --> 00:19:38,075 He says he wants to spend some time trying to find his real father. 343 00:19:38,184 --> 00:19:41,483 Rav Nadir, the Indian kid, he got 97% of the vote. 344 00:19:41,587 --> 00:19:46,183 Well, that leaves three percent. You did better than I did when I ran. 345 00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:48,988 I tied with Bart Simpson and "School Sucks." 346 00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:51,120 I'm really sorry, buddy. Believe it or not, I did this... 347 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:53,562 because I didn't want you to feel bad about yourself. 348 00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:56,396 Hey, it's Star Dork. 349 00:19:56,502 --> 00:19:59,528 Hey, he knows you now. I'm really sorry, buddy. 350 00:19:59,639 --> 00:20:03,575 It's just a drag. I mean, I'm pretty sure my girlfriend's gone forever... 351 00:20:03,676 --> 00:20:05,701 and I never wanted to do this in the first place. 352 00:20:05,812 --> 00:20:11,216 George Michael, was that really you doing those lightsaber moves? 353 00:20:11,317 --> 00:20:14,514 - You were incredible. - I've only gotten better. 354 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:17,214 You're still doin' that? 355 00:20:17,323 --> 00:20:22,090 So, you wanna grab a curtain rod and go over to my place? 356 00:20:22,195 --> 00:20:25,255 Wow. I'd love that. Thanks, Ann. 357 00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:28,459 You really make me feel good about myself. 358 00:20:31,204 --> 00:20:35,436 Gotta do something about that kid's self-esteem. 359 00:20:35,541 --> 00:20:37,975 On the next Arrested Development. 360 00:20:40,179 --> 00:20:42,875 Yoo-hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way! 361 00:20:42,982 --> 00:20:46,748 Lucille finds a housekeeper that she won't lose her son to. 362 00:20:46,853 --> 00:20:51,688 Always keep from crying even though your heart is dying 363 00:20:57,697 --> 00:21:00,564 And Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father. 364 00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:03,066 I've been wonderin' my whole life who he is- 365 00:21:03,169 --> 00:21:06,104 a scientist, a doctor, a senator? 366 00:21:06,205 --> 00:21:09,265 Well, we got some bad news. 367 00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:13,903 Wow. Is that what's gonna happen to my hair?