1 00:00:00,042 --> 00:00:03,443 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:05,536 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,647 --> 00:00:07,638 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,188 --> 00:00:14,883 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:21,049 Michael Bluth hadjust been stunned to discover... 6 00:00:21,084 --> 00:00:25,315 that a contract his company was counting on was being cut back. 7 00:00:25,420 --> 00:00:29,220 You initially told us to design and build 22 homes. Now you're saying 18. 8 00:00:29,324 --> 00:00:31,087 That doesn't give us enough capital to complete the job. 9 00:00:31,192 --> 00:00:33,626 And we've already got the blueprints drawn up and everything. 10 00:00:33,728 --> 00:00:36,390 Well, that part wasn't true. But they would've. 11 00:00:36,497 --> 00:00:38,863 That was a very important phone call. 12 00:00:38,967 --> 00:00:42,733 I don't have much time, Michael. Tobias is about to walk in here any minute asking for a job. 13 00:00:42,837 --> 00:00:44,737 I need you to hire him. 14 00:00:44,839 --> 00:00:47,637 - Hi. I'm sor- - Look, it isn't my idea, it's his. 15 00:00:47,742 --> 00:00:49,903 But I need a break from Mrs. Featherbottom. 16 00:00:50,011 --> 00:00:54,107 Since moving out, Tobias had been pretending to be a British housekeeper... 17 00:00:54,215 --> 00:00:56,911 as a way to be close to his family. 18 00:00:57,018 --> 00:01:00,579 However, his desire to now be discovered as himself was becoming bothersome. 19 00:01:00,688 --> 00:01:04,283 Can't you just tell him you know that he's Mrs. Featherbottom? 20 00:01:04,392 --> 00:01:06,326 No. She's the only one who can hand wash my delicates. 21 00:01:06,427 --> 00:01:08,327 Yeah, the real Tobias wouldn't do that. 22 00:01:08,429 --> 00:01:11,193 - Wouldn't do what? - Be Michael's assistant. 23 00:01:11,299 --> 00:01:14,325 Well, that's what I came down here to ask about. 24 00:01:14,435 --> 00:01:16,665 I think you'll find me more than qualified. 25 00:01:16,771 --> 00:01:19,467 It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a résumé. 26 00:01:19,574 --> 00:01:22,543 Booyah! 27 00:01:22,644 --> 00:01:25,112 - Wow. Gobias Industries. - Gobias. 28 00:01:25,213 --> 00:01:27,681 - Right. I remember, yeah. - As in "Go buy us a cup of-" 29 00:01:27,782 --> 00:01:29,716 It looks like you might be a little too qualified. 30 00:01:29,817 --> 00:01:35,346 Hang on. Why don't you let your new assistant take all this down? 31 00:01:35,456 --> 00:01:36,980 Wow, you are gung ho. 32 00:01:37,091 --> 00:01:40,549 You're getting a new assistant? Is this because the order was cut back? 33 00:01:40,662 --> 00:01:43,222 No. But if you are concerned about keeping your job... 34 00:01:43,331 --> 00:01:45,162 focus on keeping unwanted visitors out of my office. 35 00:01:45,266 --> 00:01:49,293 I have rabies, Michael. You know that. Today was day four of my shots. 36 00:01:49,404 --> 00:01:51,463 Starla had been bitten by... 37 00:01:51,572 --> 00:01:53,767 a well-known music producer's guard dog. 38 00:01:56,577 --> 00:01:58,807 Michael, Starla told us about the cutback. 39 00:01:58,913 --> 00:02:01,507 You know, a lot of our overhead is tied up in the fact... 40 00:02:01,616 --> 00:02:03,481 we are on the top floor of a very expensive building. 41 00:02:03,584 --> 00:02:06,576 - If we move just one floor lower- - Ted, everything's fine. 42 00:02:06,688 --> 00:02:09,248 I got it all under control, and nobody needs to move. 43 00:02:09,357 --> 00:02:11,985 - I'm sorry. Ted, is it? - Yes. 44 00:02:12,093 --> 00:02:13,856 Ted. Did Ted make an appointment? 45 00:02:13,962 --> 00:02:15,987 - No, I just work down the hall and- - No. 46 00:02:16,097 --> 00:02:18,827 Well, then, Ted can get the hell out of this office! 47 00:02:18,933 --> 00:02:22,733 - I'm talking- - You get the hell out! 48 00:02:22,837 --> 00:02:25,863 - And that's how you keep out unwanted visitors. - Thank you. 49 00:02:25,974 --> 00:02:29,137 Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt... 50 00:02:29,243 --> 00:02:35,113 and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. 51 00:02:35,216 --> 00:02:37,980 - What? - The reason that you can't accept my help... 52 00:02:38,086 --> 00:02:40,953 is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea- 53 00:02:41,055 --> 00:02:44,582 because you have to be in total control of everything. 54 00:02:44,692 --> 00:02:47,559 And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go. 55 00:02:47,662 --> 00:02:49,960 - Hey, I'm fine. - Oh? 56 00:02:50,064 --> 00:02:53,033 Oh! Ooh! - See? He's right. You've got a control problem. 57 00:02:53,134 --> 00:02:56,262 But I know this Eastern medicine store, Ancient Chinese Secret. 58 00:02:56,371 --> 00:02:58,703 Ancient Chinese Secret, huh? 59 00:02:58,806 --> 00:03:01,798 - I sent Gob there for his migraines. - It's just a cramp. I'm fine. 60 00:03:01,909 --> 00:03:05,572 In fact, Gob was at Ancient Chinese Secret at that moment... 61 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:10,344 - but not for a migraine. - Yeah, I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. 62 00:03:11,486 --> 00:03:13,579 Me quick, want slow. Wait, that's Indian. 63 00:03:13,688 --> 00:03:17,886 Tea for dong. 64 00:03:17,992 --> 00:03:22,053 - Sweet blade. - It's the Sword of Destiny. It's full of ancient magic. 65 00:03:22,163 --> 00:03:24,461 Oh, yeah? You into magic? 66 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:28,635 Still, where'd the lighter fluid come from? 67 00:03:28,736 --> 00:03:31,637 - So, is it for sale? I could use it in my act. - Maybe. 68 00:03:31,739 --> 00:03:34,640 Sword of Destiny hundreds of years old. 69 00:03:34,742 --> 00:03:37,404 Come with ancient story of warning and- 70 00:03:37,512 --> 00:03:40,640 Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea. 71 00:03:40,748 --> 00:03:42,648 And Gob caught up with Michael. 72 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:48,086 - Michael. Been lookin' for you. - Looks like you're looking for dragons, in the future. 73 00:03:48,189 --> 00:03:50,749 I wouldn't mock the Sword of Destiny, Michael. 74 00:03:50,858 --> 00:03:53,156 Careful with that, Gob. 75 00:03:53,261 --> 00:03:55,126 - Bleeding? - Nope. 76 00:03:55,229 --> 00:03:58,494 Yeah, that's blood. It'll get better before the show. 77 00:03:58,599 --> 00:04:00,294 That's what I need you for, Michael. 78 00:04:00,401 --> 00:04:02,335 I can't perform my illusion at the Gothic Castle... 79 00:04:02,437 --> 00:04:04,530 because I've been banned from the Magicians' Alliance. 80 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:08,939 I need you to register as the magician, and I'm the lowly assistant. 81 00:04:09,043 --> 00:04:12,809 Then we get on the stage, and you ram the Sword of Destiny into my belly. 82 00:04:12,914 --> 00:04:15,712 - What do you think? - Really picked up steam there at the end, but I can't. 83 00:04:15,817 --> 00:04:19,082 I've gotta teach George Michael how to drive. And then I gotta get right back here, because- 84 00:04:19,187 --> 00:04:20,882 Michael, if I make this comeback... 85 00:04:20,988 --> 00:04:23,115 I'll buy you 100 George Michaels you can teach to drive! 86 00:04:23,224 --> 00:04:26,125 - You're losing blood, aren't you? - Probably. My socks are wet. 87 00:04:26,227 --> 00:04:28,127 Sorry. 88 00:04:28,229 --> 00:04:31,756 You'll be sorry! Wait, that doesn't work after his line. 89 00:04:31,866 --> 00:04:34,801 And Michael rushed home to teach his son to drive. 90 00:04:34,902 --> 00:04:37,496 Knock, knock. Hey, Maeby. George Michael, ready to drive? 91 00:04:37,605 --> 00:04:40,130 - I don't have much time. - Get me behind that wheel. 92 00:04:40,241 --> 00:04:42,141 Oh, no, you will not be behind the wheel. 93 00:04:42,243 --> 00:04:44,734 You'll observe me while I demonstrate some things, okay? 94 00:04:44,846 --> 00:04:48,043 I'll be quizzing you too, hotshot. I'm gonna go grab the video camera. 95 00:04:48,149 --> 00:04:50,674 - And then, school's in. - I'd skip. 96 00:04:50,785 --> 00:04:52,650 Well, no, I need to learn. 97 00:04:52,753 --> 00:04:54,653 You can't get around anywhere without a driver's license. 98 00:04:54,755 --> 00:04:58,987 Actually, Maeby had received a company car from the movie studio... 99 00:04:59,093 --> 00:05:02,324 where she was secretly posing as an executive. 100 00:05:09,103 --> 00:05:14,837 But currently, George Sr. Was in the attic making a videotape- 101 00:05:14,942 --> 00:05:17,877 - This is my demand. - when Michael found him. 102 00:05:17,979 --> 00:05:20,209 What's the deal with the turban? 103 00:05:20,314 --> 00:05:23,147 Huh? Pretty smart, huh? 104 00:05:23,251 --> 00:05:25,913 - And-And it's warm too. - Guess that makes sense. 105 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:29,512 Oh, hey, I heard about that reduced order. Those bastards. 106 00:05:29,624 --> 00:05:32,616 This videotape is for our employees. 107 00:05:32,727 --> 00:05:37,892 You take this and play it. This will reassure them that someone is in charge. 108 00:05:37,999 --> 00:05:41,366 Well, someone is in charge, Dad. I'm in charge. I've never even taken a sick day. 109 00:05:41,469 --> 00:05:43,369 No, a real authority. 110 00:05:43,471 --> 00:05:45,962 My presence needs to be, uh, reinstated. 111 00:05:46,073 --> 00:05:49,236 His first effort at doing so had already failed. 112 00:05:49,343 --> 00:05:51,868 When do you start being my mole at my company? 113 00:05:51,979 --> 00:05:54,209 Actually, Michael turned me down for the job. 114 00:05:54,315 --> 00:05:57,876 - What? - Something to do with their housing order being cut back. 115 00:05:57,985 --> 00:06:02,285 Oh, my God, that's a horrible sign- Ow! Damn it! 116 00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:05,382 I'm the authority, so I will save the company. 117 00:06:05,493 --> 00:06:08,326 And I say no videotape. Ooh! 118 00:06:08,429 --> 00:06:12,729 - You oughta take a sick day. Get out of that office. - Don't count on it, Dad. 119 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:15,927 And Michael was finally ready to make his son watch him drive. 120 00:06:16,037 --> 00:06:19,973 All right, stair car basics. In order to get this thing up to a minimum speed... 121 00:06:20,074 --> 00:06:23,441 you gotta jam on the gas pedal for about a minute, okay? 122 00:06:23,544 --> 00:06:25,444 But in order to slow this thing down... 123 00:06:25,546 --> 00:06:27,446 you gotta get immediately back on the brake pedal... 124 00:06:27,548 --> 00:06:29,379 'cause you got about two tons of stairs behind you. 125 00:06:29,483 --> 00:06:32,008 We're gonna cover the hydraulic flaps and the riser system... 126 00:06:32,119 --> 00:06:34,314 after I tell you the basics about how to avoid a hop-on. 127 00:06:34,422 --> 00:06:37,858 But the first thing we're gonna go over- Ow! 128 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:42,020 And that's when Michael decided that perhaps it was time for a sick day. 129 00:06:42,129 --> 00:06:45,462 Let's go over the route to the hospital. Ow! 130 00:06:45,566 --> 00:06:49,434 My baby is sick, but Mother is here to nurse you. 131 00:06:49,537 --> 00:06:53,064 - Well, now I'm a little sicker. - Well, don't you worry about work today. 132 00:06:53,174 --> 00:06:56,507 I am ready and willing to step up and take over. 133 00:06:56,611 --> 00:06:59,136 Yeah, and I'll get George Michael ready for his driving test. 134 00:06:59,247 --> 00:07:03,115 I'm gonna teach him when I get out. And no one's taking over for me at the Bluth Company. 135 00:07:03,217 --> 00:07:07,779 Michael, this is what we talked about. I'm sure they'll do just fine without you. 136 00:07:07,888 --> 00:07:10,152 Well, you're wrong, because we're in crisis there. 137 00:07:10,258 --> 00:07:13,091 They need to know that I'm in charge and I'm in con- 138 00:07:13,194 --> 00:07:15,788 I'm peeing. Am I peeing? 139 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:18,421 I'm sorry. We gave you a little something to relax you. 140 00:07:18,532 --> 00:07:20,500 It may have taken the tingle out of your genitals. 141 00:07:20,601 --> 00:07:23,297 Oh, no. You're not taking care of my son. 142 00:07:23,404 --> 00:07:26,464 I'm sorry to say this, but it's too late for me to do anything for your son. 143 00:07:27,742 --> 00:07:29,642 Let him keep talking. 144 00:07:29,744 --> 00:07:33,236 Because Dr. Stein here has already been assigned to his case. 145 00:07:33,347 --> 00:07:37,010 - You're lucky. He's the best. - Well, only in the county. 146 00:07:37,118 --> 00:07:40,019 But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours. 147 00:07:40,121 --> 00:07:43,318 - Appendix? - I don't buy it. Could be a hernia. 148 00:07:43,424 --> 00:07:45,483 Or it could be your colon. 149 00:07:45,593 --> 00:07:47,993 I'd want to get in there and find some answers. 150 00:07:48,095 --> 00:07:50,393 Well, I am the best doctor in the state. 151 00:07:50,498 --> 00:07:52,398 But if you don't trust my decisions- 152 00:07:52,533 --> 00:07:55,525 No, no, no. No. You're the doctor. You see, he's the authority here. 153 00:07:55,636 --> 00:08:00,266 We need to respect him just like the employees at the Bluth Company need to respect me. 154 00:08:00,374 --> 00:08:03,866 Okay, I'm going to put you on this machine to slow down your heart rate. 155 00:08:03,978 --> 00:08:09,109 Hopefully not too slow, because it's already dangerously slow as it is. 156 00:08:09,216 --> 00:08:12,242 Whatever you think, Doctor. 157 00:08:12,353 --> 00:08:16,346 Meanwhile, Gob was still trying to arrange his comeback in magic. 158 00:08:16,457 --> 00:08:18,516 So I'd be a magician and you'd be my assistant? 159 00:08:18,626 --> 00:08:20,526 Well, on paper, yes. 160 00:08:20,628 --> 00:08:24,291 But once the show starts, and you ram that sword through my belly... 161 00:08:24,398 --> 00:08:27,731 people will know that I'm the one who belongs back in the Alliance. 162 00:08:27,835 --> 00:08:30,668 The kind of trick that I can put on a DVD, like Tony Wonder does. 163 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:35,731 Tony Wonder had startled the world by baking himself into a loaf ofbread. 164 00:08:35,843 --> 00:08:38,073 He sold the DVD's of it on his Web site... 165 00:08:38,179 --> 00:08:42,047 which many claimed suffered due to its pop-up ads. - Thanks. 166 00:08:42,149 --> 00:08:45,448 I'm finally being treated like a real person, not some deformed- 167 00:08:45,553 --> 00:08:48,716 Hook! Forgot about that thing, Elephant Man. 168 00:08:48,823 --> 00:08:51,314 Gonna have to figure out something to do so that people can look at you... 169 00:08:51,425 --> 00:08:53,393 without wanting to kill themselves. 170 00:08:53,494 --> 00:08:56,759 That night, George Sr. Heard about Michael's illness. 171 00:08:56,864 --> 00:08:59,628 The employees are gonna panic. They need to know that someone's in control. 172 00:08:59,734 --> 00:09:02,931 - And how do we do that? - Booyah! 173 00:09:03,037 --> 00:09:05,870 And at the Gothic Castle... 174 00:09:05,973 --> 00:09:09,568 - Buster had been outfitted with a mechanical Halloween hand. - Whoa! 175 00:09:09,677 --> 00:09:12,578 Looks like you've got some dirty ears. 176 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,944 Well, you're not on the banned list, so you can go on at 6:00. 177 00:09:15,049 --> 00:09:17,813 6:00? Looks like you'll be my opener. 178 00:09:17,918 --> 00:09:21,820 Tony Wonder! 179 00:09:29,497 --> 00:09:31,692 You like bread? 180 00:09:31,799 --> 00:09:34,324 - Yeah. - Have some. 181 00:09:34,435 --> 00:09:37,336 - Wow, it's warm. - How did you do that? 182 00:09:37,438 --> 00:09:39,963 Oh, ho, ho. Magicians only. 183 00:09:40,074 --> 00:09:43,510 I folded it up into some squares, and I put it in a pouch under my shirt... 184 00:09:43,611 --> 00:09:46,512 and then I pull it out, and I make it look like it came out of my skin. 185 00:09:46,614 --> 00:09:49,048 - Wow, that sounds easy. - Keep it to yourself. 186 00:09:49,150 --> 00:09:52,642 And good luck up there tonight. And you! You'll get there someday. 187 00:09:52,753 --> 00:09:55,278 I started out as a little "W." Somehow I became a big one. 188 00:09:55,389 --> 00:09:57,289 I don't even know how it happened. All right? 189 00:10:01,896 --> 00:10:03,864 My eye! 190 00:10:08,169 --> 00:10:10,501 Enjoy the Hanukkah cookie, man. 191 00:10:13,174 --> 00:10:15,142 What a cool guy. 192 00:10:19,048 --> 00:10:22,381 - Tobias had been sent to the office by George Sr. - My name is Dr. Tobias Fünke... 193 00:10:22,485 --> 00:10:26,444 and I'll be filling in for Michael, who is not sick. 194 00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:30,151 In fact, just today I saw a sliver of his buttocks... 195 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:33,491 and they're as fresh and firm as a Georgia peach, so not to worry. 196 00:10:33,596 --> 00:10:37,965 But before you all rise up and say, "Well, let's make this man our leader," 197 00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:42,128 well, I think that won't be necessary after you see this. 198 00:10:42,238 --> 00:10:44,138 Is this right? 199 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,539 Meanwhile, Lindsay had also violated Michael's authority... 200 00:10:47,644 --> 00:10:49,544 and was teaching George Michael to drive. 201 00:10:49,646 --> 00:10:51,580 Sure you don't want me to watch you for a while? 202 00:10:51,681 --> 00:10:56,311 Driving is about confidence, George Michael. Jam on it! It feels great, right? 203 00:10:56,419 --> 00:10:59,877 Now, put your foot on the brake. There's a light in a half mile. 204 00:10:59,989 --> 00:11:02,685 Meanwhile, Buster and Gob had begun... 205 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:06,284 the Sword of Destiny illusion at the Gothic Castle. 206 00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:14,669 Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah! Ooh! Whoo! 207 00:11:14,771 --> 00:11:16,671 Stop it, Buster. 208 00:11:16,773 --> 00:11:18,570 - And now our magic trick. - Illusion. 209 00:11:18,675 --> 00:11:20,666 Silence, slave! 210 00:11:20,777 --> 00:11:24,770 In this magic trick, I'm going to put a sword... 211 00:11:24,881 --> 00:11:28,078 - through my assistant's tummy. - No patter. 212 00:11:28,184 --> 00:11:31,551 May I have the trick sword, please? 213 00:11:31,654 --> 00:11:34,680 It's a real sword, master. 214 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:38,192 Oh-ho! 215 00:11:41,164 --> 00:11:44,861 - Ooh! Hoo, hoo, hoo! - We've got 'em. I'm gonna milk this for a minute. 216 00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:47,527 Okay. 217 00:11:52,342 --> 00:11:54,867 My hand! My hand! 218 00:12:05,588 --> 00:12:09,046 And the audience wasn't the only one impressed by the performance. 219 00:12:09,158 --> 00:12:13,026 Bravo. Hey, give us a sec, would you, Candida? 220 00:12:15,498 --> 00:12:18,661 My brother's widow. It's- up. 221 00:12:18,768 --> 00:12:22,067 Hey, so the accident angle. Right on. 222 00:12:22,171 --> 00:12:24,401 - Oh, thank you, very much. - No, thank you. 223 00:12:24,507 --> 00:12:26,407 The "How'd he do dats?" ate it up. 224 00:12:26,509 --> 00:12:28,238 Sorry. That's what we call the audience. 225 00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:31,507 No, l-I know- I know about all that. Used to have a solo act. 226 00:12:31,614 --> 00:12:33,411 There was talk of boiling me into a bisque at one point. 227 00:12:33,516 --> 00:12:36,974 Not registering. But you hitched your wagon to the right star. 228 00:12:37,086 --> 00:12:40,817 - I want you guys on my next DVD. - You want us for Use Your Illusion? 229 00:12:40,923 --> 00:12:42,823 Actually, some band has got the rights to that title. 230 00:12:42,925 --> 00:12:44,825 So, I'm thinkin', like, Use Your Illusion II. 231 00:12:44,927 --> 00:12:48,260 But, yeah, meet me out there tomorrow. And, uh, if you get thirsty- 232 00:12:57,774 --> 00:13:02,939 Have a free round of drinks, courtesy ofTony Wonder. 233 00:13:03,045 --> 00:13:06,776 - It's a Subway Sub Club card. - That's a magician. 234 00:13:06,883 --> 00:13:08,851 Oh, it still needs three stamps. 235 00:13:08,951 --> 00:13:11,852 Michael hadjust come around from his appendectomy. 236 00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:14,286 Give me the phone. I want to call George Michael, tell him I'm okay. 237 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:16,722 He's on his way here. We passed him on the road. 238 00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:20,023 He was doing really well. Had his first hop-on. 239 00:13:20,129 --> 00:13:22,791 What are you talking about? He's driving? I told Lindsay not to teach him. 240 00:13:22,899 --> 00:13:25,959 - I was going to videotape that hop-on. - Hey, Dad. How're you feeling? 241 00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:29,299 Bad, George Michael. I just found out Lindsay's teaching you how to drive. 242 00:13:29,405 --> 00:13:33,307 Yeah. She's still trying to get the stairs unwedged from the emergency room overhang. 243 00:13:33,409 --> 00:13:36,867 I was gonna teach you. Just forget everything she told you, and we'll start over. 244 00:13:36,979 --> 00:13:38,879 Oh, for God's sake. Tobias is right. 245 00:13:38,981 --> 00:13:40,881 - What? - You have to control everyone's life. 246 00:13:40,983 --> 00:13:44,316 I don't know where you get that from. Oscar, stop licking that sore. 247 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:48,083 - I'm not. - Well, the operation went pretty smoothly. 248 00:13:48,191 --> 00:13:52,594 But once I got in there, the appendix wasn't so inflamed. D'oh. 249 00:13:52,695 --> 00:13:55,528 - I knew it. - Okay. Well, can we get me out of here? 250 00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:58,828 I gotta retrain my son how to drive, and I need to stop by the office... 251 00:13:58,935 --> 00:14:02,098 - to make sure my business doesn't go to hell. - And, not so fast, Michael. 252 00:14:02,205 --> 00:14:04,901 There seems to be a bacterial infection from the operation... 253 00:14:05,007 --> 00:14:09,501 - which left an abscess in your abdominal wall. - Ew. 254 00:14:09,612 --> 00:14:11,773 I know, it's pretty gross. It could heal on its own. 255 00:14:11,881 --> 00:14:17,251 But I say we go in there Dr. Stein-style and cut it out. 256 00:14:17,353 --> 00:14:21,380 I want to show these interns what the best doctor in Southern California can do. 257 00:14:21,491 --> 00:14:25,291 - Well, I respect your decision. - I'll check on you soon. 258 00:14:25,394 --> 00:14:29,956 Michael, this crazy point you're trying to make about respecting authority is absurd. 259 00:14:30,066 --> 00:14:34,594 And one day, you're gonna wake up and find out it has caused you nothing but trouble. 260 00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:38,936 - And you are peeing again. - And as the anesthesia took hold... 261 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:42,101 Michael realized he was going to wake up to nothing but trouble. 262 00:14:42,211 --> 00:14:46,841 The F.B.I. Has pinpointed the location of escaped convict George Bluth today... 263 00:14:46,949 --> 00:14:51,386 thanks to a tape turned in by a rabid and disgruntled employee. 264 00:14:51,487 --> 00:14:57,221 The F.B.I. Has matched the design of the attic to one of Saddam Hussein's Iraqi houses. 265 00:14:57,326 --> 00:15:01,092 - And it appears his son is with him. - This is my demand. 266 00:15:01,197 --> 00:15:04,291 Booyah! 267 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,836 Buster and Gob were waiting to meet with Tony Wonder. 268 00:15:09,945 --> 00:15:14,109 All right. He's gonna lowball us, so just let me do the talking, all right, Busty? 269 00:15:14,216 --> 00:15:17,344 This DVD is the destiny the sword has chosen for me. 270 00:15:17,452 --> 00:15:20,250 I wonder where he is. 271 00:15:20,355 --> 00:15:23,552 Did somebody say, "Wonder"? 272 00:15:23,659 --> 00:15:28,187 He just appeared out of nowhere, in front of that dumbwaiter. 273 00:15:28,296 --> 00:15:32,027 Actually, he'd been hiding inside the dumbwaiter for over 20 minutes... 274 00:15:32,134 --> 00:15:36,264 - waiting for someone to use the word "wonder." - I wonder where he is. 275 00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:38,703 Oh, hey, you've got a piece of lettuce on your shoulder. 276 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,832 Ta-da! 277 00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:45,242 Part of the trick. So, let's get down to business, shall we? 278 00:15:45,347 --> 00:15:47,907 Hey, can you, uh, go wait with the other assistants over there? 279 00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:51,315 - What? - No, whatever you say to me, you can say to him. 280 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:54,821 I grant him magic sanctuary. 281 00:15:54,923 --> 00:15:58,381 Uh, you grant me? Come on, you can't just make up- - That's fine. 282 00:15:58,493 --> 00:16:02,054 I second the sanctuary. But with a clause of silence. 283 00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:05,827 So, I want you guys to be on Use Your Illusion. Only now it's "Allusion" with an "A." 284 00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:08,664 So if you guys want to put an allusion in there somewhere... 285 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:12,103 like, you know, Poe or something or- Don't do Poe, 'cause I'm doin' Poe. 286 00:16:12,207 --> 00:16:14,437 - What about Chaucer? - Just not Poe, okay? 287 00:16:14,543 --> 00:16:18,946 And, uh, I don't think we need, uh, your assistant. 288 00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:22,244 - What? - Eh! Clause of silence. 289 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:27,686 Look, my assistant is my partner. I need him. 290 00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:30,986 For what, Buster, huh? You're the magic. 291 00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:34,551 Check out those moves you're doin', man. They're in their own orbit. 292 00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:36,631 Look at Tiagra, my girl. Don't look at her. 293 00:16:36,732 --> 00:16:40,133 'Cause you look at her and it affects her in a way that I don't feel comfortable with. 294 00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:43,102 Or go for it. I don't care, whatever. I'm just sayin' it's your world. 295 00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:45,537 All right, you know what? The trick is on you, Tony Wonder. 296 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:50,043 I'm the magician. He's the assistant. We don't need him! 297 00:16:50,145 --> 00:16:54,605 The real Sword of Destiny trick hasn't even been performed yet. Ta-da! 298 00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:57,446 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. 299 00:16:57,552 --> 00:17:00,953 Are you tellin' me that you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? 300 00:17:01,056 --> 00:17:04,514 That's right. And I'm gonna perform the real trick this afternoon. 301 00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:09,322 - I guess we'll see what you can do then. - I guess we will. 302 00:17:14,836 --> 00:17:20,240 Ow! Darryl, I told you to move that- chair 10 times! 303 00:17:20,342 --> 00:17:22,810 And clean the- Dumbwaiter while you're at it! 304 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,880 Oh, I was really hoping for a graham cracker. 305 00:17:25,981 --> 00:17:28,176 That would have been a good spot for a trick. 306 00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:30,547 - Michael awoke from his second surgery. - Morning, sleepyhead. 307 00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:34,019 - Did you get the abscess? - Well, uh, we had a little whoopsie. 308 00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:38,252 See, we got the abscess, but I think we might have left some snippers in there. 309 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:43,491 It's not very likely, but one of the assistants having taken them is even less likely. 310 00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:48,467 - Unless I left them in my scrubs. - Michael, good news. 311 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:51,505 They think George is in Iraq. All the pressure's off him. 312 00:17:51,606 --> 00:17:55,098 That was on the news? I thought that I dreamt that. 313 00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:58,236 - Oh, they're gonna think that I'm there. Ow! - But not to worry. 314 00:17:58,346 --> 00:18:00,678 Tobias said he's handling it with the F.B. I... 315 00:18:00,782 --> 00:18:03,273 and the employees have everything under control. 316 00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:05,285 No, that's the worst thing possible. 317 00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:07,446 They think the company's in trouble and that I'm in Iraq. 318 00:18:07,556 --> 00:18:09,456 I gotta get down there. I need your car keys. 319 00:18:09,558 --> 00:18:12,584 And so Michael and George Michael headed to the office. 320 00:18:12,694 --> 00:18:15,356 - Right here, gentlemen. - Which is how Tobias missed him. 321 00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:19,695 Michael Bluth is not... in Iraq. 322 00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:24,295 Michael, back to bed with you. You look awful. 323 00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:30,276 Michael rushed to the office only to find that his worst fears had come true. 324 00:18:31,947 --> 00:18:34,472 We're too late. It's gone. Everybody said that I was too controlling... 325 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:37,984 but I walk away for one minute, look what happens to the company. 326 00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:40,020 I mean, this is why I didn't want- Damn it! 327 00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:42,021 Dad, you should probably take it easy. 328 00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:45,320 I said that this would happen. I said respect my authority, but no one would listen. 329 00:18:45,427 --> 00:18:47,361 Everybody had their own better id- Ow! 330 00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:51,455 And maybe it was the stress or even the misplaced snippers... 331 00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:53,591 but Michael had never felt worse. 332 00:18:53,702 --> 00:18:58,230 However, thanks to taking on his authority, the employees had never felt better. 333 00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,706 - Ted? - Oh, hey, Michael. Good news. 334 00:19:00,809 --> 00:19:03,141 We leased the top floor to another company and moved down here. 335 00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:06,442 But we can stay in business without having to build the extra houses. 336 00:19:06,548 --> 00:19:08,743 We did it. We did it! 337 00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:14,746 - You're goin' down, right? - Whoo! 338 00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:18,622 And back at the Gothic Castle, Gob was performing his illusion. 339 00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:23,426 Hey, after I cut the candle in half, switch out the real sword for the fake one. 340 00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:26,125 What are you doin'? I'm Gob Bluth. 341 00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:30,568 I'm the real magician. This man is only the assistant. 342 00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:34,005 Buster, the sword. 343 00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:37,777 Handle first. Handle first. 344 00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:40,507 Oh, my fingers! 345 00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:43,049 He cut off my- fingers! 346 00:19:43,151 --> 00:19:45,676 - Oh! - No! 347 00:19:47,889 --> 00:19:50,483 - Guy is good. Damn good. - Bravo! 348 00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:53,288 I'm not kidding! He cut off my- fingers! 349 00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:57,798 - I didn't know we had taquitos. - More! More! 350 00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:59,799 And Michael came to a decision. 351 00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:01,892 You know what, George Michael? 352 00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:07,339 I think I'm going to give up some of my authority, starting now. 353 00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:10,104 You drive home. All right? 354 00:20:10,211 --> 00:20:13,180 Unfortunately, Michael's decision to let his son... 355 00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:17,513 drive a car with a more responsive gas pedal... 356 00:20:17,619 --> 00:20:20,850 was not a good decision. 357 00:20:20,956 --> 00:20:22,719 Your leg's gonna be fine, Michael. 358 00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:25,588 And I wouldn't worry about getting hit by any more cars. 359 00:20:25,694 --> 00:20:29,357 I've shortened your calf muscles to theoretically increase your jumping ability. 360 00:20:29,464 --> 00:20:33,025 But if it works, I could be the best in the world. 361 00:20:33,134 --> 00:20:35,602 I want the other doctor back. 362 00:20:35,704 --> 00:20:38,502 On the next Arrested Development. 363 00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:42,838 - Michael gets a new roommate. - Your fingers have been perfectly reattached. 364 00:20:42,944 --> 00:20:45,174 Go ahead, take a look. 365 00:20:46,648 --> 00:20:48,775 My middle finger and index finger are- 366 00:20:48,883 --> 00:20:51,784 Switched for the first time ever. 367 00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:54,354 - Nice job, Frank. - Amazing. 368 00:20:54,456 --> 00:20:58,392 And the F.B.I. Finds footage more troublesome than they'd originally thought. 369 00:20:58,493 --> 00:21:01,519 It appears there was something else on the videotape. 370 00:21:01,629 --> 00:21:04,530 We think it's a terrorist training film. 371 00:21:04,632 --> 00:21:09,069 You're not half the man he was! 372 00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:11,764 This kid's got moves.