1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,403 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,878 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:23,617 [Man Narrating] Michael came home to find his brother-in-law Tobias... 6 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:27,386 - who'd been kicked out of the house earlier that week. - How are you? 7 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,394 - [Chuckles] - Good. 8 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:32,294 - Didn't I already see you today? - Not that I know of. 9 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:35,800 [Narrator] Michael had seen him earlier that day... 10 00:00:35,902 --> 00:00:38,894 as Tobias had been posing as an English nanny named Mrs. Featherbottom. 11 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:41,439 Who'd like a banger in the mouth? 12 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:46,774 Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States you call it a sausage in the mouth. 13 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,976 - We just call it a sausage. - [Narrator] The family, of course, knew it was Tobias... 14 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:52,608 but the house had never been cleaner. 15 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,381 Hello, young lady. I haven't seen you in a week. 16 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:58,889 Oh. Right. That means Mrs. Featherbottom isn't here. 17 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,586 Which means she didn't iron my blouse... 18 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:05,152 which means I don't have anything to wear for my premiere. 19 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:08,166 The premier- of Canada. 20 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:10,634 He's going out with my gym teacher. 21 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,228 [Narrator] Maeby was actually referring to the premiere of a film... 22 00:01:13,339 --> 00:01:16,399 from the studio where she had conned her way into a job. 23 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,670 Hey, Jeff. Did you get a chance to do coverage on... 24 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:20,678 Voices In America: History In Prespective? 25 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:24,238 Yeah. I looked that up. It's a ninth grade history textbook. 26 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:28,787 Yeah. And if I don't get your report on it, I won't be able to pass. 27 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:32,847 On it. Because I have a feeling it's a piece of- [Bleeps] 28 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,928 [Narrator] Unfortunately, thejob was wreaking havoc with her language. 29 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:38,293 Maybe we just need a new- [Bleeps] housekeeper. 30 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,559 Okay. I'm sure she would have ironed it for you... 31 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,795 had you told her about it before she changed out of her bloody work clothes. 32 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:46,770 But I am off then. 33 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:52,105 - [Door Closes] - I gotta keep him trying. That is the job. 34 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:56,782 Michael, what are you doing tomorrow? 35 00:01:56,883 --> 00:02:00,114 Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do. 36 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:04,122 It's my wedding anniversary, and Oscar wants to throw me a party. 37 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:06,852 He is aware that he's not married to you, right? 38 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,794 [Narrator] In fact, Oscar had started to perceive that Lucille was pulling away from him. 39 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:14,298 Not now. It's my time of the month. 40 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:19,133 Not now. I don't want to risk having a baby. It could kill me. 41 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:22,504 - [Narrator] So he went to Buster for advice. - I think she misses my brother. 42 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:25,806 - My father? - Yes? I mean, yes. 43 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:29,075 - Maybe I should throw her an anniversary party. - [Gasps] Oh. 44 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:32,982 So when he doesn't show, she'll realize that you were the one who was always there for us. 45 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,714 Well, I was thinking one more party, and then I'd move out. 46 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,915 But no. I like your plan better. 47 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:40,891 The only problem is we know he's- he's around somewhere. 48 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,155 Well, he didn't return when I lost my hand. 49 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:46,096 But you- you not only embrace it... 50 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:49,327 but I saw you kissing it while you thought I was sleeping. 51 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:52,666 - [Squeaking Sound] - [Vocalizing] 52 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,740 [Singing] 53 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:58,174 Who knows what goes on in that pot-addled mind ofhis. 54 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:01,736 Anyway, it's a party, and I want the whole family there. 55 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,078 - We're havin' a party? - No. 56 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:08,848 Well, I'm sorry if I don't want you doing one of your stupid puppet shows. 57 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:12,914 I did that once, Mom. And a lot of people thought it was pretty cool. 58 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,085 [Narrator] In an effort to hip up his act... 59 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,356 Gob had briefly introduced a puppet. 60 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:20,364 - Can I tell you somethin', my man? - Sure, Franklin. 61 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:24,596 You are one cool- [Bleeps] 62 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:29,573 Speakin' of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. 63 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:33,077 - Get off my wife, you bastard! - Oh, man. What's the matter with you? 64 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:35,147 Franklin said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear. 65 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:39,207 Gob, weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act? 66 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:42,584 He also said some things that African-Americany wasn't ready to hear either. 67 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,884 You know, Mom, we have no idea where Dad is. 68 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:46,891 How's he gonna hear about the party? 69 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:49,484 Why do you have the baby monitor out? 70 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:52,724 - [Michael] I'm, uh, listening in- - She wants her man back. 71 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:56,097 - On my son. - Yo, man. You're gonna get your sorry white ass thrown in jail. 72 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:59,137 I said that's enough. 73 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,265 [Narrator] Michael came up with an excuse he knew his mother would understand. 74 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,741 I'm listening in on my son. 75 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,438 I'm a little worried about his girlfriend, Ann. 76 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:10,243 My advice, get one of those teddy bears with the cameras in them. 77 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:14,343 I had one in Buster's room to make sure he wasn't getting too serious with anyone. 78 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:18,481 As it turned out, he got too serious with the teddy bear. 79 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:23,028 I'll see you at the anniversary party. 80 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,620 - Gangy's having an anniversary party? - Seems that way. 81 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:29,190 - Is Franklin gonna be there? - See that, Mike? Kids love Franklin. 82 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:32,328 I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. 83 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,442 Imagine what he'd say about her. 84 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:39,636 So you were listening in on George Michael. 85 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:42,180 Can you believe what he asked me this morning? 86 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,614 Do you think my mom's engagement ring is still around? 87 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:48,551 Of course it is. Your father would never part with something so precious. 88 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:53,456 [Narrator] In fact, Lindsay was currently wearing it on her middle toe, roast beef. 89 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:55,857 I'm thinking of asking Ann to get pre-engaged. 90 00:04:55,962 --> 00:05:00,023 - You are? - Yeah. I feel like God moved her here from Ohio to be with me. 91 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,296 - [George] Her? - Well, that's the first I've heard of this. 92 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:06,839 - Well, then who said "Her?" - Me. That was-That was me. 93 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:09,499 But, um, her? 94 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,975 Look, it's just a pre-engagement. It's exciting. 95 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,705 You know, it's young love. 96 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,748 I had it once. A man I loved- 97 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:22,013 - Here's young Maeby's blouse. - And then things took a turn somehow. 98 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:25,818 Master Bluth. I haven't seen you in a week's time. 99 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:28,985 Actually, you tried to put a banger in my mouth this morning. 100 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:32,462 Oh, was it this morn- Well, I'm sorry. 101 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:36,331 - I'm just so exhausted. - So I'm just gonna talk to my son. 102 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:39,496 I'm gonna tell him that I'm against this. I don't like her. 103 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:42,574 You know, maybe if you stop judging her, he'd trust you. 104 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:46,611 Look, if you say no, you're just gonna drive him right to her. 105 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,943 Hey, Dad. Can you drive me to Ann's? 106 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:51,346 N-N-N- 107 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:55,046 - Y-Yes. - Great. I'll wait in the car. 108 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:57,452 I don't think that worked. 109 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:02,688 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob went to check on the one friend who didn't mind having him around. 110 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:05,628 [George] Get your loser hand out of my ass. 111 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,360 - Hello, Son. - Oh, Dad. I thought- Dad? 112 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:11,494 This is where you've been hi- Michael. 113 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,572 I just came back because of your mother. 114 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:16,198 She's with my brother on my anniversary. 115 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,209 But I got an idea from George Michael. 116 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,245 I need to recommit myself to your mother. 117 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:23,247 - Her? - But you gotta get me into that party. 118 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,283 Then you gotta take me to this church. 119 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,512 I found this brochure that Ann left behind. 120 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,088 That's gonna be tough. I'm not really all that invited. 121 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:32,623 I got it all worked out, but I need a limousine. 122 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,250 L- I can do this, Dad. I'm gonna make you proud. 123 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:37,727 Never too late to start. 124 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:43,063 [Narrator] And Michael drove to Ann's house, where he finally got to meet Ann's parents. 125 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,797 This is my father, Pastor Terry Veal. 126 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:49,397 - Hello. - Oh, Pastor. I didn't know. You didn't tell me. 127 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,409 - I told you. - No, you didn't. 128 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:54,105 People treat you so differently when they find out you're a man of God. 129 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:57,774 - Oh, believe me, I know. - Oh, are you a churchgoing man? 130 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:59,613 I am. 131 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:02,654 Sometimes. Yes. I don't go religiously. 132 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,780 I mean, I'm not a nut about it. 133 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:09,191 Because there is no such thing as a nut when it comes to religion, Pastor. 134 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:11,627 I've met a few. 135 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,529 I'm sure if you look a bit closer you'll find some very earnest people... 136 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,534 that are just doing their best. 137 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:18,536 - What are you doin', Dad? - I'm not sure. 138 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:22,506 Why don't you kids run along and let us get to know each other a bit better? Thank you. 139 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:25,099 - Maybe I should get my wife. Honey. - Okay. 140 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,111 [Pastor Veal] This is George Michael's father. 141 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:30,444 This is your wife. Didn't- Didn't realize you could remarry. 142 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,678 - What? - Is this Ann's mother? 143 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,947 - I'm Mrs. Veal. - I'm sorry. I just- 144 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:38,387 I did not expect somebody so young. 145 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,119 Next you're gonna say how Ann and I can be sisters. 146 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:43,491 No, I'd never say that. 147 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:45,291 Listen, I'm here because... 148 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:49,061 I think my son might be planning on asking your daughter to get pre-engaged. 149 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:51,329 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my gosh. 150 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:53,962 Well, that is something to celebrate. 151 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:56,564 Can we open up some sparkling apple cider? 152 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:59,645 - No. - Oh, did you want us to go down to the liquor store... 153 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,645 and get you some liquor? 154 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:03,806 No. Don't you think they're a bit too young? 155 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,645 Oh, we got serious around his age. 156 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:07,844 Who can blame you? You gotta lock that down. 157 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,149 But I'm not quite sure that they're ready. 158 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:13,225 Michael, in my experience, there is no recipe for a perfect match. 159 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,590 It takes the love of two families. 160 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,856 Well, you haven't met my family. 161 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:21,866 [Narrator] And that's when Michael devised a new plan to win the Veals'disapproval. 162 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,402 You haven't met my family. 163 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,529 You should meet my family. 164 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,732 We're gonna be having an anniversary party. 165 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,866 [Pastor Veal] What a wonderful surprise. 166 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,912 We would love to witness a celebration of their love. 167 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,981 That would be a wonderful surprise. 168 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,277 [Narrator] But he did want a little bit of insurance. 169 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:43,083 Hey, Gob. Mom wants Franklin at the party. 170 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,623 Yeah. What? 171 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:49,058 No, no, no. I don't want to talk- Hey, Franklin. 172 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:57,465 [Narrator] Lucille was setting up for the anniversary party... 173 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,731 that she didn't expect her husband to attend. 174 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,535 - [Lucille] Where's the food? - Sorry. Just stuffing the mushroom. 175 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:05,975 You realize that's Tobias, don't you? 176 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:08,478 If he's gonna raid my closet, he's gonna work for it. 177 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:12,210 - What happened to his ankle? - [Narrator] Tobias had attempted an entrance... 178 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,218 that he hoped would enchant his daughter. 179 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,288 [Singing In Falsetto] 180 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,381 Ohhhh! 181 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,825 We shan't be telling your mother this, shan't we? 182 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:27,127 Maybe you can point out to your mother that your father hasn't arrived yet. 183 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:32,263 Hmm. So, my father's not here. 184 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:35,135 Maybe he is. 185 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:42,002 Ann just called. They had a predawn mass, and then they're gonna go to mass, so- 186 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:45,083 Well, Ann's got a great deal of mass. 187 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,153 Anyway, I hope that the Veals like us. 188 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,313 Why don't you go top off your Gangy? Thanks. 189 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,448 Wait a minute. You invited the Veals? 190 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:54,788 Only so that they'll disapprove of us. 191 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,089 I gotta kill this pre-engagement somehow. 192 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:59,756 And after Mom's second vodka, and after Buster's second juice box... 193 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:02,095 they're gonna forbid Ann from even seeing my son... 194 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:05,170 much less taking his ring, and I'm still the good guy. 195 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:09,332 So the devout religious family- they're the bad guys? 196 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,501 You'll understand when Maeby starts getting proposals. 197 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,171 [Narrator] Actually, Maeby had given two that day. 198 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,612 I'm sorry. I can't read what you wrote on this buck slip. 199 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,877 You've got the handwriting of a 15-year-old. 200 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,283 Fifteen-year-old. Marry me! 201 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:26,391 Hey, I'm almost done with that coverage. I can bring it to you tonight. 202 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:28,392 Are you still at the Balboa Towers? 203 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:31,122 [Narrator] Maeby had used her grandmother's address... 204 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,130 so as not to arouse suspicion at home. 205 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:36,497 This required convincing the guard she was several years younger than her age. 206 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:39,503 Boy, you get a lot of mail from that movie studio. 207 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:42,039 I write a lot of letters to movie stars. 208 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,974 - You seem a little old for that. - Babysit me. 209 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:47,705 That place seems so old for you. 210 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,747 I'll send Dr. Epstein your compliments. 211 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,340 - And may I add, marry me. - Okay. 212 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:56,080 [Narrator] And Maeby realized she might be in need of a new deflection. 213 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:58,713 [Michael] Hi, Mrs. Veal. Welcome. 214 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,849 Mom, this is Ann's mother. 215 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,860 Are you sure this isn't her sister? 216 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:06,557 - What a lovely thing to say. - That's an awful thing to say, Mom. Please. 217 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,566 I'm so eager to meet your husband. 218 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,502 Yeah. Dad escaped from prison. Did you not know that? 219 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:16,166 [Narrator] In fact, George Sr. Had just been picked up by his son. 220 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:20,006 Oh, great. It's stuck. All right. Just stay down and let me handle this. 221 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,080 Is that Mr. Bluth there? 222 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,207 He's got us, Dad. Come on out. 223 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:27,911 He's talking to you, you idiot. Cover. 224 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,011 I ain't your daddy! 225 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:33,216 How's it goin', brother? 226 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:36,556 You want to pop the trunk and roll the windows down, please? 227 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,628 I'm just messin' with you. Hey, Franklin. How you doin', little man? 228 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,267 So I'm afraid Ann's with my husband. 229 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,435 He had a last-minute vow renewal at the chapel. 230 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,480 [Narrator] A call that was made by George Sr. 231 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:58,209 How do we get her to the church? Tell her you're in here? 232 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,911 No. Cover her eyes and take her to the limo. 233 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:04,786 No. Bring her in here, knock her out with this ether, and you stuff her into this garment bag. 234 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:08,121 Anyone sees, you do the same. Oh, hi, Tobias. 235 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,127 Oh. 236 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,721 Whenever I get a wee bit scared I hum a little tune 237 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,733 Hum diddle diddly Hum di-do 238 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,497 You put a handkerchief over her mouth for a couple of seconds. 239 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,629 No more than two though. 'Cause you could kill her. 240 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,298 - I don't have a handkerchief. - Fine. 241 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,809 Put the ether on the puppet's lips. Have the puppet kiss her. 242 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,902 I ain't kissin' that old bitch. 243 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:30,072 That's my wife, you bastard! 244 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,173 Dad, that's my wrist! 245 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:35,583 [Groaning] Hey, man! That's his neck! 246 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,851 Hey, Gob. Mrs. Veal, this is my brother Gob. 247 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,449 - Where's your pal Franklin? - Throat's a little sore. 248 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,028 And wrist. Nice to meet you. 249 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,155 What a lovely family. 250 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,699 Does it seem that way? Where's Buster? 251 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,769 [Whispers] Should help. 252 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,839 It's really great you did this. I thought you didn't even like Ann. 253 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,669 But since you do, I thought maybe I could get your opinion. 254 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,040 I was thinking of giving her, like, a pre-engagement- 255 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,477 - Ring? - Ah. 256 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,447 Wow. That catches me off guard, George Michael. I'm not sure about that. 257 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,848 I don't know if it's- 258 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,886 I think it's gonna backfire on you. 259 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:12,082 I think it could backfire on you because it's gonna seem... 260 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:14,716 like you're taking marriage, uh, lightly, you know. 261 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,352 And you can't. It's very sacred. 262 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,261 - Sacred. - Yeah. That's it. 263 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,266 All right. Well, yeah. 264 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,268 You know, it did kind of feel right to me. 265 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:27,032 - But, yeah. I've gotta trust you, right? - Thank you. Thank you. 266 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,369 Damn. Maybe I should- 267 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:33,809 Maybe I should ask if she wants to get pre-pre-engaged. Add another- 268 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,881 The mere fact that you're laughing about marriage... 269 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,245 - means that you're not ready, okay? - Wha- 270 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,875 [Narrator] And Lucille was asked to the kitchen. 271 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,979 What's so important that you're dragging me away from this miserable party? 272 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:48,821 Well, I just had an old friend who wanted to tell you... 273 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,556 how much I miss you! 274 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,156 Oh, who let this little black- [Bleeps] 275 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,030 Hey, Brother. 276 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:59,832 - Who you callin' brother, you hook-ass- - Mother! 277 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,271 - [Horn Blows] - [Groaning] 278 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,173 What the hell kind of puppet does Buster have on his hand? 279 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,269 Just let me think. 280 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,348 God, Franklin. Your breath- Oh, God. 281 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,747 So I'm really getting excited about your proposal. 282 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,717 Oh, yeah. I'm not gonna do it now. 283 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,118 Because Ann's mom doesn't approve of our family? Come on. 284 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,691 It's just some stupid plan your father was trying. 285 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,919 Plan? 286 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,358 What plan? 287 00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:25,430 Well, it's off. Sorry. 288 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,522 I know that you were excited about it. 289 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,363 But, uh, you know, in the secular world... 290 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,369 I feel like they're a bit young. 291 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:36,703 You know, l- I didn't want to say anything in front ofTerry, but I agree. 292 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:40,176 I mean, perhaps there's someone else they're meant to meet. 293 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,907 Well, let's- let's just say that in the secular world... 294 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:46,109 one finds oneself with their fair share of temptations. 295 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,652 Not that anyone would ever act- 296 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,551 - [Mumbling] - Take me. 297 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,556 - Mrs. Veal. - Take me to your secular world. 298 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,558 [Michael] Hey. Hey, listen. 299 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,720 I can't believe my dad. First he's saying I need to respect the sanctity of marriage... 300 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,730 then he's making out with her on the balcony. 301 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,562 - I thought he didn't even like Ann. - No, no. Mrs. Veal. 302 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,761 Know what else he's not gonna like? I'm getting pre-engaged. 303 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:07,498 - God, that's so romantic. - The hell with him. 304 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,972 Take it. Take the sacred ring. 305 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,137 Not the snake. That doesn't come off. 306 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:23,085 [Narrator] Michael hadjust been kissed by the mother ofhis son's girlfriend. 307 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,156 - Oh, my golly! - Listen. 308 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,590 - Don't do this. Don't do this. - I can't believe we're making love. 309 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:32,653 - What are you talking about? We're not making love. - I want to please you secularly. 310 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,428 - We're not gonna do this. - But you kept telling me how beautiful I was. 311 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,969 I was surprised because of Ann. 312 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,595 - Well- - Why because of Ann? 313 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:43,800 Because of an old wives' tale. 314 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,934 - Oh, I'm so ashamed. - All right. No- 315 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,979 Mrs. Veal. 316 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,948 Jolly news, governor. Young master's proposing. 317 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:55,020 George Michael? I told him not to. He said he wouldn't. 318 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:59,352 Well, this was before he saw you pounding that sweet piece of veal. 319 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:03,451 - He saw that? Where is he? - Oh, he left with Lady Lindsay- 320 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:06,861 - Tobias, where are they? - It is me. It's Tobias. 321 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,991 [Oscar Yells] 322 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,001 - What happened? - What's going on? 323 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,469 Gob made me kiss Franklin. I think my father was here. 324 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,699 Maybe he still is. 325 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,708 Shut up. What do you mean he was here? 326 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,210 I think he was dragging my mother out with Gob. 327 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,610 - Oh, you shut up. - What's goin' on? 328 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,309 We're tryin'to figure that out. Apparently Pop-Pop kidnapped Gangy... 329 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,715 and I have no idea where George Michael is- or Lindsay. 330 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,812 I just saw them drive off. They're gonna go look for Bland. 331 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,084 - Who's the hottie? - This is Ann's mother. 332 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,318 Her? 333 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:37,088 Does she look old enough to play Topher Grace's mom? 334 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,494 - Where did you say Ann was? - At the chapel. 335 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:43,500 Yeah, we gotta get down there. My son's gonna pre-propose to your daughter. 336 00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:47,368 [Narrator] Fortunately, Tobias had rented a car to maintain his ruse. 337 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,373 I had this shipped over from "Blackstool." 338 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:52,444 It's what I used to drive the Roger Moores about in. 339 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:55,012 [Narrator] And Lucille awoke, half in the bag. 340 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:57,412 What am I doing in a Nordstrom bag? 341 00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:01,680 It's me. I'm taking you to renew our vows. 342 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,755 - But first- - Uh, Dad- 343 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,689 - we make love. - The partition doesn't go all the way up, remember? 344 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,818 No. No. After your vows. 345 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,692 I want to know you won't run out on me again. 346 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:16,427 - I need to know you're in it for keeps. - Just let me see 'em. 347 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,232 - Seriously, Dad. The radio doesn't work either. - [Lucille] George! 348 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,637 [Narrator] Gob raced his parents to the church... 349 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,902 passing George Michael and Lindsay... 350 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,638 who were soon followed by Mrs. Featherbottom. 351 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,839 - [Horn Honks] - [Mrs. Featherbottom] Oh, mercy me! 352 00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:32,212 I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies. 353 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:35,775 [Narrator] Buster was talking to the police when Oscar found a clue. 354 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,913 They must be going to this church. 355 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:40,548 He's going to renew his vows. 356 00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:43,890 He's my twin brother. I know how he thinks. 357 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,055 They're at the Church of the Good Shepherd. 358 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:49,532 [Narrator] And at the chapel, Pastor Veal was officiating. 359 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,001 "...to love and honor your spirit and flesh. 360 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,937 "First the flesh. I will caress and tweak. 361 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,769 "I will nibble and bite. 362 00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,641 I will blow alternatingly hot and cool. " 363 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,943 Oh, man. I can't wait to get married. 364 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,745 [Narrator] Ann went to cool down, where George Michael found her. 365 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,752 Ann, I have something to ask you. 366 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,754 Well, l- I really like you. 367 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,950 I guess what l- I want to ask you is, will you one day... 368 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,754 uh, intend to marry me? 369 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:19,456 It would be great to hear back on this before the real hard A.P. Stuff kicks in. 370 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,624 Let's do it. Now. 371 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,201 - Let's actually get married. - Right now? 372 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,863 My father's in there. He can do it as soon as he finishes. 373 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:31,204 "I'll always be here for you to rest your ankles upon my shoulders." 374 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,278 [Narrator] And Michael showed up at the chapel. 375 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,278 Uh, listen, buddy. Dad? 376 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,314 Uh, faster, Pastor. 377 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,011 Stop this! Stop this now! 378 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,715 [Narrator] Oscar charged at George Sr., finally willing to fight for Lucille. 379 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:47,815 But they did think alike... 380 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:50,292 and neither could land a blow. 381 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,222 Dad, do us. We're ready to get married. 382 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,597 George Michael, don't do this just to get back at me. 383 00:18:56,702 --> 00:19:00,365 What you saw on the balcony- Uh, Mrs. Veal started kissing me. 384 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,702 [Narrator] This part of it was news to George Michael. 385 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,777 Unfortunately, it was also news to Pastor Veal. 386 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,403 - You kissed my wife? - No. She started kissing me. 387 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,414 You really should lock that down. 388 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:14,680 [Narrator] And Pastor Veal, too, was ready to fight for the woman he loved. 389 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:18,017 [Yells] 390 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,250 Ah. Finally. Where have you been? 391 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,851 [Narrator] The police had been delayed when they thought they'd cornered a kidnapping suspect. 392 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:27,227 Put your hands up, or we'll take that as a sign of aggression against us. 393 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,732 They're not up! He's aggressive! 394 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,702 - Got a little hot out there. - Well, it's getting pretty hot in here. 395 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:36,069 - [Pastor Veal] She's mine! - No. She's mine. 396 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,541 Oscar, I don't want her. I don't want either of them. 397 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,839 Oh. Sorry. Where's my brother? 398 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,005 Look at all the bobbies. [Chuckles] 399 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,175 Oh, no. My wig seems to have run off. 400 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,446 [Narrator] On George Sr., as it turned out. 401 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:54,225 - Who is this guy? - This guy is my husband. 402 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:57,022 [Mrs. Veal] Terry, I don't know what happened. 403 00:19:57,129 --> 00:20:01,122 I fell under the spell of that horrible secular family. 404 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,201 Forgive me. 405 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,533 Could've used that horrible family stuff about a halfhour ago. 406 00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:09,766 I hope you notice I didn't run. 407 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:13,311 - You fought for me. - What I meant to say is l- I think I broke my ankle. 408 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:17,576 Let's alternate hot and cool on that. 409 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:22,214 - Guess the wedding's off? - Yeah. That's okay, Dad. 410 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,484 We were talking, and we think that we were doin' it for the wrong reasons. 411 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:29,459 Yeah? You have so much to experience before you make a commitment you're not ready for. 412 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,392 You need to get to know each other better... 413 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:34,556 and then you can be comfortable going all the way with it. 414 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:38,067 - Do you mean it? - Yes. This time I'm being honest with you. 415 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,900 - Thanks, Dad. - Okay. 416 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:45,739 It sounds like your father just gave us permission to start doing it. 417 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,005 You must teach me, George Michael. 418 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:51,412 You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. 419 00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:55,612 [Singing] 420 00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,916 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 421 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,923 That doesn't bother you. 422 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:03,256 [Narrator] Buster finds someone else interested in kissing his hook. 423 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:06,297 - Oh, God! - Drug dog's got something. Get him, Bennett! 424 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,662 [Narrator] So Buster gets a hook replacement. 425 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,258 They're not gonna let you in at the country club with that. 426 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,998 I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club... 427 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,199 you freak bitch!