1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,403 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,843 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:23,422 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth was working at home when he noticed something unusual. 6 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,491 [Rattling] 7 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:29,527 That can't be good. 8 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:33,030 Okay, I checked underneath, and there is a problem. 9 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:35,601 - You know this isn't a real house? - It's a model house. 10 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:39,103 Well, the drain pipes aren't hooked up. Just empty under the house. 11 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:42,402 - Plus, there's a lot ofblue paint down there. - And some pieces of denim? 12 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:44,409 - Yeah. - We've got a guy like that here. 13 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,706 Well, that's why your living room is sinking. 14 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:49,543 And I think the city's gonna have to red-tag it. 15 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:51,412 The city is sending out an inspector. 16 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:54,316 They're gonna be crawling over every inch of this place. You're going to need to leave. 17 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:57,720 Where the hell do you want me to go? Back to your mother's? 18 00:00:57,824 --> 00:01:01,260 I believe there's a freeloading loser in my bed. 19 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,386 Buster just lost a hand. He's going through a lot. 20 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:05,396 I'm talking about Oscar. 21 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:08,126 Oh, yes. Your brother. I can see why that would bug you. 22 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:13,001 [Narrator] In fact, Oscar had stayed with Lucille primarily to reconnect with Buster... 23 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:16,974 - whom he secretly believed to be his natural son. - Hey, Uncle. 24 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,806 I feel so responsible for that. 25 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:22,245 Oscar had gotten injured on a shoddy device George Sr. Had invented... 26 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:26,079 - when he forgot Buster was wearing a prosthetic hand. - Buster! The Cornballer! 27 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,586 - [Both Screaming] - [Sizzling] 28 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,952 - It's my father's fault! - My fault? 29 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:34,220 I was trying to keep you from burning yourself, you idiot! 30 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:37,763 I mean, yes, yes. George Sr. Sure rushed this to market. 31 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:40,458 The only reason she likes him is he has hair. 32 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,900 And the only reason he has any is because he's never had any stress. 33 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:47,370 Yeah? Well, you could save me a lot of stress if you just turned yourself in. 34 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:51,672 No, never. I can't go back to the joint. No, I cannot go back there. 35 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:59,279 - Hey, man! 36 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:01,785 Yeah! 37 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:07,822 - It's a hell-hole. - I finally got the court to try you in absentia. 38 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:10,395 Which means we're not supposed to have any idea where you are. 39 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:13,955 So you don't have to go to prison, but you can't stay here. 40 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:18,401 Remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once- Dangerous Cousins? 41 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:20,700 No, l-Why? Did we- 42 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:24,243 [Stammering] I don't remember that, no. 43 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,403 [Narrator] George Michael remembered very well. 44 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:31,212 In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer. 45 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,046 Kind of. 46 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,212 Why do you ask? 47 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:38,984 I got passes to the premiere of the American remake. Supposed to be great. 48 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:41,185 [Narrator] It wasn't great, and Maeby knew it. 49 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:46,197 The studio at which she'd finagled a job had hoped to avoid controversy... 50 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:49,928 by artlessly explaining that the two leads weren't biological cousins. 51 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:52,231 [Woman On Film] Shut up and kiss me! 52 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,608 - Where is everybody? - They've been fired. 53 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:58,609 And you gotta fix this, or you're gonna be fired too. 54 00:02:58,711 --> 00:03:02,078 - Cut it down if you have to. - But it's only 71 minutes long. 55 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,174 And it's only, like, 63 minutes long. So bring Ann. 56 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:07,480 No, that's not her kind of thing. 57 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:11,887 I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original anyway. 58 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:14,585 I like the way they think. 59 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,162 [Narrator] And later, at the office, Michael had another surprise. 60 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:19,163 This can't be good. 61 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:22,291 "Michael, it saddens me greatly to say to you... 62 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,394 "that I can no longer work at the Bluth Company. 63 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:28,372 - You've been a great boss"- - I'm sorry, Tobias. Do you work here? 64 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:32,774 Do I work- I developed an eating disorder being your assistant, Michael. 65 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,870 I never saw you at the desk. 66 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:37,916 Well, excuse me if I was too busy on my knees in front of the toilet, Michael. 67 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,452 "I have a tremendous opportunity... 68 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,454 "now that the Blue Man Group has dropped their cease-and-desist... 69 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,490 "and invited me to audition in Las Vegas. 70 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,423 Also, I've developed some issues with food"- 71 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:50,963 I'm sorry to interrupt one more time. Is this the real Blue Man Group this time? 72 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:54,795 [Narrator] Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men... 73 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,563 who had been described over the phone as blue. 74 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:06,401 I feel like a- [Bleeps] idiot. 75 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:09,948 Fortunately, I found a wonderful circle of men to get me through that. 76 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:14,247 Oh, before I forget, your old secretary, Kitty Sanchez, called... 77 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:15,844 and wanted to meet with you. 78 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:19,083 - I penciled her in for 4:00 today. - Why didn't you tell me? 79 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,921 Oh, this is my fault too? 80 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:24,258 Everything- No. No! I will not let this make me eat! 81 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:26,332 [Sobbing] 82 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:29,367 So get this. Tomorrow I gotta go on record and say I don't know where Dad is. 83 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:32,495 And now Kitty Sanchez wants to meet with me. 84 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:35,039 [Narrator] And meetings with Kitty had never ended well. 85 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:37,803 - Say good-bye to these. - Spring break! Whoo! 86 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,208 - Perhaps this'll jog your memory. - [Cal] Oh! They're crooked! 87 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:42,838 Plus, Dad will not leave the attic, which means he's gonna get caught... 88 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,849 which means I'm gonna get caught for hiding him. 89 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,681 Well, why don't you get Gob to do your dirty work for you? 90 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,688 Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere? 91 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,224 Or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty? 92 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:56,454 - Which is it this time? - Definitely not one of those two things. 93 00:04:56,562 --> 00:04:58,462 But are you upset about something, Gob? 94 00:04:58,564 --> 00:05:02,523 I made you a thank-you gift last week about which you haven't said word one. 95 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:06,196 Come on. You asked me for $5,000... 96 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,831 so that you could invest in a Franklin CD. 97 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:11,967 Now, I assumed that you were talking about the mutual fund... 98 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:14,239 and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand. 99 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,407 [Narrator] Gob had recently made a recording ofhis ventriloquism act. 100 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,747 "Franklin Comes Alive." Take one. 101 00:05:19,852 --> 00:05:22,514 He hoped it would break down racial barriers and maybe be a crossover hit. 102 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:25,648 It ain't easy bein' white 103 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:28,693 It ain't easy bein' brown 104 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:32,231 All this pressure to be bright 105 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,893 I got childrens all over town 106 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:39,165 Sometimes- Hey, where'd the guy go? 107 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:42,503 I tried to express something to you in a couple of those numbers... 108 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:45,338 and maybe, just maybe, heal this country a little bit. 109 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:48,073 But you, you didn't even bother to listen to it. 110 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:52,675 I did listen to it. L-l-l-I am listening to it. Gob. Hey. 111 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:56,346 Maybe the reason I didn't say anything is 'cause I didn't want to embarrass you. 112 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,549 It's my favorite, favorite record. 113 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,751 Well, then you- you- [Bleeps] up. 114 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:04,419 [Sobbing] Because I am so embarrassed. 115 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,226 It's a good CD. It's a really good CD. 116 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:10,530 - I can't believe that you love it. - I love it so much. 117 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:14,299 Oh, God. Oh, God, look at us. 118 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,773 Crying like a couple of girls. 119 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:21,245 Aw, you're the only one crying. But I love the music. 120 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:23,372 - And the card with your face on it? - And the healing. 121 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,383 Home run! 122 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:30,087 We'll do your dirty work for you, Mikey. 123 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:35,825 - You leave the rough stuff to Franklin and me. - Now I gotta listen to that CD. 124 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:37,623 - Hi, Dad. - Right. 125 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,221 You remember Franklin. 126 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,893 - Hey, Franklin. - My man! 127 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,994 - How 'bout some tongue? - Wha- Oh- 128 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:48,733 [Narrator] But Franklin didn't want to kiss at all. 129 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:51,275 Gob had soaked the puppet's mouth in ether. 130 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:55,609 - And downstairs, Tobias shared his good news with Lindsay. - [Water Running] 131 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,979 "...once in a lifetime." 132 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,985 Tobias, I am not uprooting my life and moving to Vegas. 133 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:04,352 Maybe this is a sign that our relationship isn't working, and we should split again. 134 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:07,984 Wait a second. I thought we were split up, and this would bring us back together. 135 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:11,552 Well, maybe the fact that we don't know if we're together or not... 136 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:14,030 is a sign that we should split again. 137 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,124 Or stay split up. 138 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:19,534 Okay, forget about Vegas. We'll stay here and get back together. 139 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:24,633 - Or stay together and either rekindle or fan this fire. - [House Creaking] 140 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:29,010 [Narrator] And soon, Gob was on his way to dump his father on the police station steps. 141 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,742 Do you forgive me? 142 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:34,616 And he decided to let himself off the hook using his ventriloquist skills. 143 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:38,315 [Imitating George Sr.] I cherish you, Gob. Come here and give me a kiss. 144 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:41,621 I'm driving, Dad. [As George Sr.] Now! 145 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:44,161 - [Narrator] It was weird. - [Kiss] 146 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:49,200 And that's when Gob noticed the CD and card that he'd made for Michael. 147 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,635 It's not even open. Michael! 148 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:57,471 Meanwhile, Michael's meeting with Kitty wasn't as distressing as he'd thought. 149 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:02,014 The program has changed my life. And I have a sponsor now. [Whispers] He's famous. 150 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:04,173 - That's great. - I can't tell you who he is. 151 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:08,413 But let's just say that he was on Night Court. 152 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,648 - Well, you look great. - I can tell you who it's not. 153 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:12,656 It's not Bull. It's not Harry Anderson. 154 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:13,850 - I got it. - He's white. 155 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,258 I know who it is. 156 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:20,423 What happens is, when I don't have a man in my life, I tend to go a little crazy. 157 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,330 - Mm-hmm. - But I'm keeping it together now. 158 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:27,532 And I wanted to tell you I'm not gonna try to hurt you guys anymore. 159 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,905 - Don't suppose I can get that in writing. - You did try to blow me up. 160 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,604 - Sorry about that. - Just don't piss me off again. 161 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:36,682 - [Cackles] - [Chuckling] 162 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:38,443 You all right? 163 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,918 "Oftentimes the heart acts without consulting the head, and thusly"- 164 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:45,684 Oh, I see you wasted no time in filling my seat hole. 165 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:50,421 Oh, no, no. I just came by so that you could say good-bye to these. 166 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,830 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - It's the last time you're going to be seeing these. 167 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,129 How ironic. I just found out I'm staying. 168 00:08:57,236 --> 00:09:00,433 - Will you take these back? - Okay, let's just all put our tops down. 169 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,030 Just put 'em on down. 170 00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:04,109 You're not goin' to Vegas? 171 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,111 Sadly, my wife said no to my dream. 172 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:11,877 So I shall continue to toil through this waking life. 173 00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:16,011 Wow, you are so real. Why can't I meet someone like you? 174 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:19,683 [Narrator] And Michael decided that he better keep Kitty occupied with a man. 175 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,692 At least until after his meeting. 176 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:26,322 Hey, gang, I got an idea. Tobias, why don't you take Kitty out for the afternoon? 177 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:28,332 - [Stammering] - Huh? 178 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:31,460 Are you trying to set up your former assistant with your current assistant? 179 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:35,473 What a great idea for a Hugh Grant-Julia Roberts type movie. 180 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:40,069 I recently heard that the actor, John Larroquette, was looking for a meaty character piece. 181 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:41,976 [Narrator] And so, free of obstacles... 182 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,777 Michael prepared to sign the affidavit... 183 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:47,614 maintaining he had no idea where his father was. 184 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,450 You have not been in contact with him. Are you prepared to do that? 185 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,798 Officers! 186 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,204 Michael, these men are here- just a little bit early- 187 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:10,707 because we have photographic evidence... 188 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,835 which discredits the affidavit you just signed. 189 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:15,709 Are those balls? 'Cause the last time we were here, they were balls. 190 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,113 These are not balls. This was taken with a traffic camera. 191 00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:23,780 It shows you in your car with your father within the last 24 hours. 192 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,957 I wish they were balls. 193 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:34,159 [Narrator] Michael was in police custody... 194 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:37,360 after a photo ofhim helping his father escape had turned up. 195 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,529 Did you see that picture? That's you, right? 196 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,800 Were you holdin' up a photo of me or somethin'? 197 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,966 Of course you don't recognize it. 198 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:48,069 - It's the card from the CD you didn't even open. - You found that, did you? 199 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,842 Right between the gearbox and the "pull back from aircraft" lever. 200 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,817 So this is how you repay me for how I repay you? 201 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,944 I actually did not get a chance to listen to it yet. 202 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:58,353 Probably should've told you, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 203 00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:00,254 Oh, you're so sensitive. 204 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:03,157 Just like when you whipped up those tears talking about how much you loved it. 205 00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:07,494 I will listen to it, I promise. But I'm in a lot of trouble here. Where is Dad? 206 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,500 I've got him stashed away somewhere safe now. 207 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,332 - Get him, quickly, otherwise I'm gonna be stuck in here. - Good! 208 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,235 - I hope you rot in here! - What- 209 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,740 And guess what else? Dad kissed me. 210 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,174 How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture. 211 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,044 I didn't say he was totally into it. 212 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,749 [Narrator] And George Michael tried to break up with Ann. 213 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:31,084 I can't go out tomorrow night, 'cause there's this movie premiere at- 214 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,987 It's kinda racy, but- 215 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:36,528 Oh, the cousin one? I can't believe it. I was just gonna ask you to go. 216 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:40,395 - You want to see that? - No, I want to get the whole church group together. 217 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,399 We're gonna picket those bastards. 218 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:45,561 [Narrator] George Michael had only heard Ann swear once before... 219 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:50,267 when hejoined some ofher youth group to protest the home of Marc Cherry... 220 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,708 executive producer of the hit show Desperate Housewives. 221 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:56,976 - It's a satire! - There's nothing funny about fornication! 222 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,983 The bastard saw us! 223 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:03,078 [Narrator] And the promise of another kiss was too enticing to turn down. 224 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,350 Well, yes. The bastards. 225 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:09,053 Oscar, meanwhile, checked in on Buster. 226 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:12,130 [Gasps] Buster! Buster! Be careful! 227 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,325 - It's not a real hand, remember? - I'm so forgetful. 228 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:17,629 - I hope you don't get that from me. - Get that from you? 229 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,398 Do you feel okay? 230 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:22,497 - [Sizzling] - [Screams] Just forget it! 231 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:26,942 I wanted to share my Pop Secret with you. Oh, but forget it! 232 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,843 Pop secret? 233 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:33,916 Pop se- Is Oscar my real father? 234 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:37,011 [Narrator] Lucille, meanwhile, was on the phone with Michael. 235 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:40,684 They're keeping me overnight. Could you tell my son I'm on a business trip? 236 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:43,261 - Why can't the girl at work do it? - Tobias? 237 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:46,092 I sent him on a date with Kitty to keep her off our backs. 238 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:49,133 You better hope Lindsay doesn't find out. She'll be devastated. 239 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:52,102 - Find out what? - Your husband's dating Kitty the whore. 240 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:55,765 He is? That's- That's horrible. 241 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,843 Do I know my daughter? 242 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,934 She only wants what she can't have. 243 00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:01,444 Since you're devastating people... 244 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,913 tell Gob I'll be telling the cops it was him in the truck... 245 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,916 so he'll be joining me here. 246 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,509 I've got a nice, hard cot with his name on it. 247 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,455 - You'd do that to your own brother? - I said "cot." 248 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,788 Where's Mother? 249 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:19,092 You lied to me. You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. 250 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:22,656 My father is my uncle! 251 00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:27,296 [Narrator] At that moment, the guards played a CD they'd recently confiscated. 252 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,705 [Gob] Now I got a special thank you to the brother who made this happen. 253 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,607 Is that Franklin? 254 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:50,518 - Michael realized that he could never turn his brother in. - [Gob] Michael! 255 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:53,530 - Gob, meanwhile, was having a similar epiphany. 256 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:06,376 Barry, it's Gob. Tell Michael not to testify. 257 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,174 I'm bringing in Dad. 258 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,351 Franklin. 259 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,683 [British Accent] You've ruined the act, Gob. 260 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,917 [Narrator] And Lucille confronted Oscar. 261 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,722 - You told him you were his father? - I did no such thing! 262 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,421 - You're high! - You're drunk! 263 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,965 Not this time. I've had enough of you. 264 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,695 So say good-bye to these, because it's the last time- 265 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,204 [Narrator] And Ann in a protest at the theater. 266 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:38,037 George Michael? Are you protesting this? 267 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,078 - This isn't the line? - Yes, he is protesting this. 268 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,114 He even helped me make the signs. 269 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,241 Well, only mine and the one that says, "This is a tricky, gray area." 270 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,377 - What are you guys protesting? - It's a disgusting movie... 271 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,580 about cousins who are into each other. 272 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,316 Are there any more seats? 273 00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:55,791 Yeah. It's the best 52 minutes you'll spend all day. 274 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,090 [Ann] Oh, no. We're making it worse. 275 00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,995 Prepare to be swallowed into the depths of hell! 276 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,501 - I guess that means no kiss? - I'm not really in the mood for a kiss. 277 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,833 This isn't Marc Cherry's house. 278 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:16,310 - Where's your dad? - I don't know. I just got here. 279 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,747 Oh, that's right. Mother told me he went to jail. 280 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,115 - I'm so mad at her. - [Creaking] 281 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,415 - Guess who I just found out my father is? - Jail? 282 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,082 Oscar! He didn't mean to tell me, but I figured it out. 283 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:29,854 - No, I mean, my dad is in jail? - I wouldn't worry about it. Barry's very good. 284 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:35,093 I'm going to take a long shower. I don't even want to smell like Mother anymore. 285 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,191 I don't think we're supposed to shower right now, Bus- 286 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,964 - Tobias back yet? - No. 287 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,198 Oh, my God. He's really out with her. 288 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,968 - Are you drunk? - Not enough. 289 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,942 I pushed him right into someone else's skanky, bony arms. 290 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,013 Well, let me tell you something, George Michael. 291 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,014 You have to grab love while you have it. Don't let it get away. 292 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,447 Oh, there you are. 293 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,782 Oh, Maeby, everything's fine. Your daddy's just out. 294 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,617 Yeah, we're doing great. 295 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:00,317 Mommy's gonna take a bath with a bottle of wine. 296 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,326 - I don't know if we're supposed to use- - So get this. 297 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:06,694 All the press actually made the premiere a hit. There's lines for the next show. 298 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,290 Thanks, buddy. 299 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:13,394 - Hey, look at that. We didn't get swallowed up into hell. - [Chuckles] 300 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,900 [Narrator] And that's when George Michael finally got close to Maeby... 301 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:23,038 who, by the way, might not be his biological cousin. 302 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:27,642 Just then, Gob came home to retrieve his father from where he'd stashed him. 303 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,551 - Dad's gonna be crushed. - You don't have to tell him! 304 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,318 But Gob was referring to his own father... 305 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:36,588 who he had hidden under the house. 306 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,560 Uh-oh. 307 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,330 [Narrator] Gob had hidden his father under a house that hadjust collapsed. 308 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,997 Children, you're small. Crawl under there. 309 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,507 - We don't want to go under there. - He's not under there. 310 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,509 He got away. Thank God. 311 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:56,843 But then Gob remembered that this meant Michael would have to go to prison. 312 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,618 - We- - l- 313 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:05,180 And Michael and Barry made their way to the arraignment. 314 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,850 Gob is bringing your father. Everything is going to work out fine. 315 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:12,226 I wish they'd hurry up. But I gotta tell you, I am a little torn. 316 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:16,427 My father, he has created a lot of problems for the family... 317 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,301 and by staying in the attic he was insuring I would go to jail with him, but- 318 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,174 Well, maybe I'm not so torn. 319 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:26,039 - Michael. Barry. - Hey, Gob. 320 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:29,308 - Where's Dad? - Great news. Dad wasn't crushed to death. 321 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,076 - Was there risk of that? - Yes. 322 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,741 Well, I handcuffed him under the house. 323 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,979 But he got free- the pipes I chained him to weren't connected to anything. 324 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:39,148 - Oh, I'm not prepared for this case. - Are you insane? 325 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:44,628 - No "thank you" for trying? - I'm sick of you needing constant validation for screwing up. 326 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:49,224 Let me tell you what's gonna happen. I'm gonna tell them it was you in the stair car. 327 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,303 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen. 328 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,737 First, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you, then I'm gonna call an ambulance. 329 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,742 Then knowing you, I'm gonna have to wait for some kind of an apology. 330 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,747 - [Grunts] - Come here! 331 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:09,086 [Narrator] As the boys set to once again fighting in front of the courthouse- 332 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,952 - Stop it! Stop it! - the family began to show up for the arraignment. 333 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:16,357 I know you're in the middle of something, but I'm afraid I can't work for you today. 334 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,487 I'm going to Vegas with Kitty. 335 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,293 [Narrator] But Lindsay wasn't about to lose her man without a fight. 336 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,425 Over my dead body! 337 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,765 [Tobias] Oh, my- 338 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:30,137 Hey! Hey! I said- I said enough! 339 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:32,005 Now, stop it. 340 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:36,309 I am so tired of this family fighting. The anger ends now. 341 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:40,818 You're brothers, and brothers stick together no matter what. 342 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,854 Families stick together. 343 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,687 I have torn this family apart with my lies and my cowardice... 344 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,523 but that comes to an end now. 345 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,187 So I'm turning myself in. 346 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:55,789 I don't want you to come and visit me in prison this time. 347 00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:00,330 'Cause you deserve Oscar now. 348 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,345 Tobias, I actually fought for you. 349 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,348 I can't believe it. [Chuckles] 350 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:15,250 - I'm going to Vegas with Kitty. - Huh? 351 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,989 Oh, George, I've lost you again. 352 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,531 Take back Oscar, Mother. 353 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,533 I think I lost him too. 354 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,661 [Narrator] In fact, Oscar was on his way out of town... 355 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:35,171 when he was approached by George Sr... 356 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,242 who hadjust escaped from under the house. 357 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:41,369 I want you to turn me in so you can get the reward, take care of the family. 358 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,675 Why would you do that for me? 359 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,409 Because we're brothers. 360 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:51,044 Later, while George Sr. Was shaving his unconscious brother's head... 361 00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:55,559 he wondered whether there really was a reward, and ifhe could get it. 362 00:19:55,661 --> 00:20:00,496 But there was no time, and getting even with his brother was reward enough. 363 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:07,135 So it was Oscar who was going to be spending a little time alone in prison. 364 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:10,697 I guess Dad finally came through for us. He actually made a sacrifice. 365 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,970 Although who knows what he's up to. 366 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:16,878 We should just stay away from him, let him have a little time alone in prison. 367 00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,780 He is right about one thing, though. We're brothers. We shouldn't be fighting. 368 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,217 - We cannot afford to lose each other. - I can't. 369 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,085 - I already lost a brother today. - Franklin? 370 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,954 Well, I didn't lose him. But he's all puckered and white. 371 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,893 On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now. 372 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,396 That's the kind of joke he would have loved. 373 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,398 Oh, man! 374 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,559 [Sighs] 375 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,965 - Please don't do this. 376 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,236 - All right. 377 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,574 [Grunting] 378 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:51,012 [Narrator] On the next season of Arrested Development. 379 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:53,641 I burned them on a Cornballer. 380 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:58,155 Oscar, robbed of his fingerprints, has difficulty proving his identity... 381 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,157 My hair's gonna grow back. You'll see. 382 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,193 Tobias and Kitty go to Vegas... 383 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:05,457 - only to find that his dream job has been filled. - You found someone already? 384 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,429 Just came out of nowhere, this guy. 385 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:11,332 And the great thing is, he's never out of character. 386 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:15,600 And George Sr. Turns out to be right about the effects of stress. 387 00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:18,437 What's happening to me? Why won't it grow back?