1 00:00:00,324 --> 00:00:03,725 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,827 --> 00:00:05,818 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,929 --> 00:00:07,920 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,470 --> 00:00:15,165 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,341 --> 00:00:21,744 Michael Bluth was working at home when he noticed something unusual. 6 00:00:25,949 --> 00:00:27,849 That can't be good. 7 00:00:27,951 --> 00:00:31,352 Okay, I checked underneath, and there is a problem. 8 00:00:31,455 --> 00:00:33,923 - You know this isn't a real house? - It's a model house. 9 00:00:34,024 --> 00:00:37,425 Well, the drain pipes aren't hooked up. Just empty under the house. 10 00:00:37,527 --> 00:00:40,724 - Plus, there's a lot of blue paint down there. - And some pieces of denim? 11 00:00:40,831 --> 00:00:42,731 - Yeah. - We've got a guy like that here. 12 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:45,028 Well, that's why your living room is sinking. 13 00:00:45,135 --> 00:00:47,865 And I think the city's gonna have to red-tag it. 14 00:00:47,971 --> 00:00:49,734 The city is sending out an inspector. 15 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,638 They're gonna be crawling over every inch of this place. You're going to need to leave. 16 00:00:52,743 --> 00:00:56,042 Where the hell do you want me to go? Back to your mother's? 17 00:00:56,146 --> 00:00:59,582 I believe there's a freeloading loser in my bed. 18 00:00:59,683 --> 00:01:01,708 Buster just lost a hand. He's going through a lot. 19 00:01:01,818 --> 00:01:03,718 I'm talking about Oscar. 20 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:06,448 Oh, yes. Your brother. I can see why that would bug you. 21 00:01:06,556 --> 00:01:11,323 In fact, Oscar had stayed with Lucille primarily to reconnect with Buster... 22 00:01:11,428 --> 00:01:15,296 - whom he secretly believed to be his natural son. - Hey, Uncle. 23 00:01:15,399 --> 00:01:17,128 I feel so responsible for that. 24 00:01:17,234 --> 00:01:20,567 Oscar had gotten injured on a shoddy device George Sr. Had invented... 25 00:01:20,670 --> 00:01:24,401 - when he forgot Buster was wearing a prosthetic hand. - Buster! The Cornballer! 26 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:29,274 - It's my father's fault! - My fault? 27 00:01:29,379 --> 00:01:32,542 I was trying to keep you from burning yourself, you idiot! 28 00:01:32,649 --> 00:01:36,085 I mean, yes, yes. George Sr. Sure rushed this to market. 29 00:01:36,186 --> 00:01:38,780 The only reason she likes him is he has hair. 30 00:01:38,889 --> 00:01:42,222 And the only reason he has any is because he's never had any stress. 31 00:01:42,325 --> 00:01:45,692 Yeah? Well, you could save me a lot of stress if you just turned yourself in. 32 00:01:45,796 --> 00:01:49,994 No, never. I can't go back to the joint. No, I cannot go back there. 33 00:01:53,403 --> 00:01:57,601 - Hey, man! 34 00:01:57,707 --> 00:02:00,107 Yeah! 35 00:02:02,879 --> 00:02:06,144 - It's a hell-hole. - I finally got the court to try you in absentia. 36 00:02:06,249 --> 00:02:08,717 Which means we're not supposed to have any idea where you are. 37 00:02:08,819 --> 00:02:12,277 So you don't have to go to prison, but you can't stay here. 38 00:02:12,389 --> 00:02:16,723 Remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once- Dangerous Cousins? 39 00:02:16,827 --> 00:02:19,022 No, l-Why? Did we- 40 00:02:19,129 --> 00:02:22,565 I don't remember that, no. 41 00:02:22,666 --> 00:02:24,725 George Michael remembered very well. 42 00:02:24,835 --> 00:02:29,534 In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer. 43 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:31,368 Kind of. 44 00:02:31,475 --> 00:02:33,534 Why do you ask? 45 00:02:33,643 --> 00:02:37,306 I got passes to the premiere of the American remake. Supposed to be great. 46 00:02:37,414 --> 00:02:39,507 It wasn't great, and Maeby knew it. 47 00:02:39,616 --> 00:02:44,519 The studio at which she'd finagled a job had hoped to avoid controversy... 48 00:02:44,621 --> 00:02:48,250 by artlessly explaining that the two leads weren't biological cousins. 49 00:02:48,358 --> 00:02:50,553 Shut up and kiss me! 50 00:02:51,962 --> 00:02:53,930 - Where is everybody? - They've been fired. 51 00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:56,931 And you gotta fix this, or you're gonna be fired too. 52 00:02:57,033 --> 00:03:00,400 - Cut it down if you have to. - But it's only 71 minutes long. 53 00:03:00,504 --> 00:03:03,496 And it's only, like, 63 minutes long. So bring Ann. 54 00:03:03,607 --> 00:03:05,802 No, that's not her kind of thing. 55 00:03:05,909 --> 00:03:10,209 I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original anyway. 56 00:03:10,313 --> 00:03:12,907 I like the way they think. 57 00:03:13,016 --> 00:03:15,484 And later, at the office, Michael had another surprise. 58 00:03:15,585 --> 00:03:17,485 This can't be good. 59 00:03:17,587 --> 00:03:20,613 "Michael, it saddens me greatly to say to you... 60 00:03:20,724 --> 00:03:23,716 "that I can no longer work at the Bluth Company. 61 00:03:23,827 --> 00:03:26,694 - You've been a great boss"- - I'm sorry, Tobias. Do you work here? 62 00:03:26,796 --> 00:03:31,096 Do I work- I developed an eating disorder being your assistant, Michael. 63 00:03:31,201 --> 00:03:33,192 I never saw you at the desk. 64 00:03:33,303 --> 00:03:36,238 Well, excuse me if I was too busy on my knees in front of the toilet, Michael. 65 00:03:37,874 --> 00:03:39,774 "I have a tremendous opportunity... 66 00:03:39,876 --> 00:03:41,776 "now that the Blue Man Group has dropped their cease-and-desist... 67 00:03:41,878 --> 00:03:43,812 "and invited me to audition in Las Vegas. 68 00:03:43,914 --> 00:03:45,745 Also, I've developed some issues with food"- 69 00:03:45,849 --> 00:03:49,285 I'm sorry to interrupt one more time. Is this the real Blue Man Group this time? 70 00:03:49,386 --> 00:03:53,117 Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men... 71 00:03:53,223 --> 00:03:55,885 who had been described over the phone as blue. 72 00:04:01,731 --> 00:04:04,723 I feel like a- idiot. 73 00:04:04,834 --> 00:04:08,270 Fortunately, I found a wonderful circle of men to get me through that. 74 00:04:08,371 --> 00:04:12,569 Oh, before I forget, your old secretary, Kitty Sanchez, called... 75 00:04:12,676 --> 00:04:14,166 and wanted to meet with you. 76 00:04:14,277 --> 00:04:17,405 - I penciled her in for 4:00 today. - Why didn't you tell me? 77 00:04:17,514 --> 00:04:19,243 Oh, this is my fault too? 78 00:04:19,349 --> 00:04:22,580 Everything- No. No! I will not let this make me eat! 79 00:04:24,754 --> 00:04:27,689 So get this. Tomorrow I gotta go on record and say I don't know where Dad is. 80 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:30,817 And now Kitty Sanchez wants to meet with me. 81 00:04:30,927 --> 00:04:33,361 And meetings with Kitty had never ended well. 82 00:04:33,463 --> 00:04:36,125 - Say good-bye to these. - Spring break! Whoo! 83 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:38,530 - Perhaps this'll jog your memory. - Oh! They're crooked! 84 00:04:38,635 --> 00:04:41,160 Plus, Dad will not leave the attic, which means he's gonna get caught... 85 00:04:41,271 --> 00:04:43,171 which means I'm gonna get caught for hiding him. 86 00:04:43,273 --> 00:04:46,003 Well, why don't you get Gob to do your dirty work for you? 87 00:04:46,109 --> 00:04:49,010 Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere? 88 00:04:49,112 --> 00:04:51,546 Or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty? 89 00:04:51,648 --> 00:04:54,776 - Which is it this time? - Definitely not one of those two things. 90 00:04:54,884 --> 00:04:56,784 But are you upset about something, Gob? 91 00:04:56,886 --> 00:05:00,845 I made you a thank-you gift last week about which you haven't said word one. 92 00:05:00,957 --> 00:05:04,518 Come on. You asked me for $5,000... 93 00:05:04,628 --> 00:05:07,153 so that you could invest in a Franklin CD. 94 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:10,289 Now, I assumed that you were talking about the mutual fund... 95 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,561 and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand. 96 00:05:12,669 --> 00:05:15,729 Gob had recently made a recording ofhis ventriloquism act. 97 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,069 "Franklin Comes Alive." Take one. 98 00:05:18,174 --> 00:05:20,836 He hoped it would break down racial barriers and maybe be a crossover hit. 99 00:05:20,944 --> 00:05:23,970 It ain't easy bein' white 100 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,015 It ain't easy bein' brown 101 00:05:27,117 --> 00:05:30,553 All this pressure to be bright 102 00:05:30,654 --> 00:05:34,215 I got childrens all over town 103 00:05:34,324 --> 00:05:37,487 Sometimes- Hey, where'd the guy go? 104 00:05:37,594 --> 00:05:40,825 I tried to express something to you in a couple of those numbers... 105 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:43,660 and maybe, just maybe, heal this country a little bit. 106 00:05:43,767 --> 00:05:46,395 But you, you didn't even bother to listen to it. 107 00:05:46,503 --> 00:05:50,997 I did listen to it. L-l-l-I am listening to it. Gob. Hey. 108 00:05:51,107 --> 00:05:54,668 Maybe the reason I didn't say anything is 'cause I didn't want to embarrass you. 109 00:05:54,778 --> 00:05:56,871 It's my favorite, favorite record. 110 00:05:56,980 --> 00:05:59,073 Well, then you- you- up. 111 00:06:00,216 --> 00:06:02,741 Because I am so embarrassed. 112 00:06:02,852 --> 00:06:05,548 It's a good CD. It's a really good CD. 113 00:06:05,655 --> 00:06:08,852 - I can't believe that you love it. - I love it so much. 114 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:12,621 Oh, God. Oh, God, look at us. 115 00:06:12,729 --> 00:06:15,095 Crying like a couple of girls. 116 00:06:15,198 --> 00:06:19,567 Aw, you're the only one crying. But I love the music. 117 00:06:19,669 --> 00:06:21,694 - And the card with your face on it? - And the healing. 118 00:06:21,805 --> 00:06:23,705 Home run! 119 00:06:25,975 --> 00:06:28,409 We'll do your dirty work for you, Mikey. 120 00:06:30,313 --> 00:06:34,147 - You leave the rough stuff to Franklin and me. - Now I gotta listen to that CD. 121 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:35,945 - Hi, Dad. - Right. 122 00:06:36,052 --> 00:06:38,543 You remember Franklin. 123 00:06:38,655 --> 00:06:41,215 - Hey, Franklin. - My man! 124 00:06:41,324 --> 00:06:44,316 - How 'bout some tongue? - Wha- Oh- 125 00:06:44,427 --> 00:06:47,055 But Franklin didn't want to kiss at all. 126 00:06:47,163 --> 00:06:49,597 Gob had soaked the puppet's mouth in ether. 127 00:06:49,699 --> 00:06:53,931 And downstairs, Tobias shared his good news with Lindsay. 128 00:06:54,037 --> 00:06:56,301 "...once in a lifetime." 129 00:06:56,406 --> 00:06:59,307 Tobias, I am not uprooting my life and moving to Vegas. 130 00:06:59,409 --> 00:07:02,674 Maybe this is a sign that our relationship isn't working, and we should split again. 131 00:07:02,779 --> 00:07:06,306 Wait a second. I thought we were split up, and this would bring us back together. 132 00:07:06,416 --> 00:07:09,874 Well, maybe the fact that we don't know if we're together or not... 133 00:07:09,986 --> 00:07:12,352 is a sign that we should split again. 134 00:07:12,455 --> 00:07:14,446 Or stay split up. 135 00:07:14,557 --> 00:07:17,856 Okay, forget about Vegas. We'll stay here and get back together. 136 00:07:17,961 --> 00:07:22,955 Or stay together and either rekindle or fan this fire. 137 00:07:23,066 --> 00:07:27,332 And soon, Gob was on his way to dump his father on the police station steps. 138 00:07:27,437 --> 00:07:29,064 Do you forgive me? 139 00:07:29,172 --> 00:07:32,938 And he decided to let himself off the hook using his ventriloquist skills. 140 00:07:33,042 --> 00:07:36,637 I cherish you, Gob. Come here and give me a kiss. 141 00:07:36,746 --> 00:07:39,943 I'm driving, Dad. Now! 142 00:07:40,049 --> 00:07:42,483 It was weird. 143 00:07:42,585 --> 00:07:47,522 And that's when Gob noticed the CD and card that he'd made for Michael. 144 00:07:47,624 --> 00:07:50,957 It's not even open. Michael! 145 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:55,793 Meanwhile, Michael's meeting with Kitty wasn't as distressing as he'd thought. 146 00:07:55,899 --> 00:08:00,336 The program has changed my life. And I have a sponsor now. He's famous. 147 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:02,495 - That's great. - I can't tell you who he is. 148 00:08:02,605 --> 00:08:06,735 But let's just say that he was on Night Court. 149 00:08:06,843 --> 00:08:08,970 - Well, you look great. - I can tell you who it's not. 150 00:08:09,078 --> 00:08:10,978 It's not Bull. It's not Harry Anderson. 151 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,172 - I got it. - He's white. 152 00:08:12,282 --> 00:08:14,580 I know who it is. 153 00:08:14,684 --> 00:08:18,745 What happens is, when I don't have a man in my life, I tend to go a little crazy. 154 00:08:18,855 --> 00:08:20,652 - Mm-hmm. - But I'm keeping it together now. 155 00:08:20,757 --> 00:08:25,854 And I wanted to tell you I'm not gonna try to hurt you guys anymore. 156 00:08:25,962 --> 00:08:29,227 - Don't suppose I can get that in writing. - You did try to blow me up. 157 00:08:29,332 --> 00:08:31,926 - Sorry about that. - Just don't piss me off again. 158 00:08:35,104 --> 00:08:36,765 You all right? 159 00:08:36,873 --> 00:08:40,240 "Oftentimes the heart acts without consulting the head, and thusly"- 160 00:08:40,343 --> 00:08:44,006 Oh, I see you wasted no time in filling my seat hole. 161 00:08:44,113 --> 00:08:48,743 Oh, no, no. I just came by so that you could say good-bye to these. 162 00:08:48,852 --> 00:08:53,152 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - It's the last time you're going to be seeing these. 163 00:08:53,256 --> 00:08:55,451 How ironic. I just found out I'm staying. 164 00:08:55,558 --> 00:08:58,755 - Will you take these back? - Okay, let's just all put our tops down. 165 00:08:58,862 --> 00:09:00,352 Just put 'em on down. 166 00:09:00,463 --> 00:09:02,431 You're not goin' to Vegas? 167 00:09:02,532 --> 00:09:05,433 Sadly, my wife said no to my dream. 168 00:09:05,535 --> 00:09:10,199 So I shall continue to toil through this waking life. 169 00:09:10,306 --> 00:09:14,333 Wow, you are so real. Why can't I meet someone like you? 170 00:09:14,444 --> 00:09:18,005 And Michael decided that he better keep Kitty occupied with a man. 171 00:09:18,114 --> 00:09:20,014 At least until after his meeting. 172 00:09:20,116 --> 00:09:24,644 Hey, gang, I got an idea. Tobias, why don't you take Kitty out for the afternoon? 173 00:09:24,754 --> 00:09:26,654 Huh? 174 00:09:26,756 --> 00:09:29,782 Are you trying to set up your former assistant with your current assistant? 175 00:09:29,893 --> 00:09:33,795 What a great idea for a Hugh Grant-Julia Roberts type movie. 176 00:09:33,897 --> 00:09:38,391 I recently heard that the actor, John Larroquette, was looking for a meaty character piece. 177 00:09:38,501 --> 00:09:40,298 And so, free of obstacles... 178 00:09:40,403 --> 00:09:43,099 Michael prepared to sign the affidavit... 179 00:09:43,206 --> 00:09:45,936 maintaining he had no idea where his father was. 180 00:09:46,042 --> 00:09:48,772 You have not been in contact with him. Are you prepared to do that? 181 00:10:03,459 --> 00:10:05,120 Officers! 182 00:10:05,228 --> 00:10:07,526 Michael, these men are here- just a little bit early- 183 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:09,029 because we have photographic evidence... 184 00:10:09,132 --> 00:10:11,157 which discredits the affidavit you just signed. 185 00:10:11,267 --> 00:10:14,031 Are those balls? 'Cause the last time we were here, they were balls. 186 00:10:14,137 --> 00:10:16,435 These are not balls. This was taken with a traffic camera. 187 00:10:16,539 --> 00:10:22,102 It shows you in your car with your father within the last 24 hours. 188 00:10:23,947 --> 00:10:26,279 I wish they were balls. 189 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:30,091 Michael was in police custody... 190 00:10:30,198 --> 00:10:33,292 after a photo ofhim helping his father escape had turned up. 191 00:10:33,402 --> 00:10:35,461 Did you see that picture? That's you, right? 192 00:10:35,571 --> 00:10:37,732 Were you holdin' up a photo of me or somethin'? 193 00:10:37,839 --> 00:10:39,898 Of course you don't recognize it. 194 00:10:40,008 --> 00:10:44,001 - It's the card from the CD you didn't even open. - You found that, did you? 195 00:10:44,112 --> 00:10:46,774 Right between the gearbox and the "pull back from aircraft" lever. 196 00:10:46,882 --> 00:10:49,749 So this is how you repay me for how I repay you? 197 00:10:49,851 --> 00:10:51,876 I actually did not get a chance to listen to it yet. 198 00:10:51,987 --> 00:10:54,285 Probably should've told you, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 199 00:10:54,389 --> 00:10:56,186 Oh, you're so sensitive. 200 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:59,089 Just like when you whipped up those tears talking about how much you loved it. 201 00:10:59,194 --> 00:11:03,426 I will listen to it, I promise. But I'm in a lot of trouble here. Where is Dad? 202 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,432 I've got him stashed away somewhere safe now. 203 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:08,264 - Get him, quickly, otherwise I'm gonna be stuck in here. - Good! 204 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:10,167 - I hope you rot in here! - What- 205 00:11:10,272 --> 00:11:12,672 And guess what else? Dad kissed me. 206 00:11:12,774 --> 00:11:15,106 How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture. 207 00:11:16,678 --> 00:11:18,976 I didn't say he was totally into it. 208 00:11:21,383 --> 00:11:23,681 And George Michael tried to break up with Ann. 209 00:11:23,785 --> 00:11:27,016 I can't go out tomorrow night, 'cause there's this movie premiere at- 210 00:11:27,122 --> 00:11:28,919 It's kinda racy, but- 211 00:11:29,024 --> 00:11:32,460 Oh, the cousin one? I can't believe it. I was just gonna ask you to go. 212 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:36,327 - You want to see that? - No, I want to get the whole church group together. 213 00:11:36,431 --> 00:11:38,331 We're gonna picket those bastards. 214 00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:41,493 George Michael had only heard Ann swear once before... 215 00:11:41,603 --> 00:11:46,199 when hejoined some ofher youth group to protest the home of Marc Cherry... 216 00:11:46,308 --> 00:11:48,640 executive producer of the hit show Desperate Housewives. 217 00:11:48,744 --> 00:11:52,908 - It's a satire! - There's nothing funny about fornication! 218 00:11:53,015 --> 00:11:54,915 The bastard saw us! 219 00:11:55,017 --> 00:11:59,010 And the promise of another kiss was too enticing to turn down. 220 00:11:59,121 --> 00:12:01,282 Well, yes. The bastards. 221 00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:04,985 Oscar, meanwhile, checked in on Buster. 222 00:12:05,093 --> 00:12:08,062 Buster! Buster! Be careful! 223 00:12:08,163 --> 00:12:11,257 - It's not a real hand, remember? - I'm so forgetful. 224 00:12:11,366 --> 00:12:13,561 - I hope you don't get that from me. - Get that from you? 225 00:12:13,669 --> 00:12:15,330 Do you feel okay? 226 00:12:15,437 --> 00:12:18,429 Just forget it! 227 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:22,874 I wanted to share my Pop Secret with you. Oh, but forget it! 228 00:12:22,978 --> 00:12:24,775 Pop secret? 229 00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:29,848 Pop se- Is Oscar my real father? 230 00:12:29,951 --> 00:12:32,943 Lucille, meanwhile, was on the phone with Michael. 231 00:12:33,055 --> 00:12:36,616 They're keeping me overnight. Could you tell my son I'm on a business trip? 232 00:12:36,725 --> 00:12:39,193 - Why can't the girl at work do it? - Tobias? 233 00:12:39,294 --> 00:12:42,024 I sent him on a date with Kitty to keep her off our backs. 234 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:45,065 You better hope Lindsay doesn't find out. She'll be devastated. 235 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:48,034 - Find out what? - Your husband's dating Kitty the whore. 236 00:12:48,136 --> 00:12:51,697 He is? That's- That's horrible. 237 00:12:51,807 --> 00:12:53,775 Do I know my daughter? 238 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,866 She only wants what she can't have. 239 00:12:55,977 --> 00:12:57,376 Since you're devastating people... 240 00:12:57,479 --> 00:12:59,845 tell Gob I'll be telling the cops it was him in the truck... 241 00:12:59,948 --> 00:13:01,848 so he'll be joining me here. 242 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:04,441 I've got a nice, hard cot with his name on it. 243 00:13:04,553 --> 00:13:08,387 - You'd do that to your own brother? - I said "cot." 244 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:10,720 Where's Mother? 245 00:13:10,826 --> 00:13:15,024 You lied to me. You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. 246 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:18,588 My father is my uncle! 247 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:23,228 At that moment, the guards played a CD they'd recently confiscated. 248 00:13:23,338 --> 00:13:26,637 Now I got a special thank you to the brother who made this happen. 249 00:13:26,742 --> 00:13:28,539 Is that Franklin? 250 00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:46,450 Michael realized that he could never turn his brother in. - Michael! 251 00:13:46,561 --> 00:13:49,462 - Gob, meanwhile, was having a similar epiphany. 252 00:13:58,406 --> 00:14:02,308 Barry, it's Gob. Tell Michael not to testify. 253 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:05,106 I'm bringing in Dad. 254 00:14:08,383 --> 00:14:10,283 Franklin. 255 00:14:10,385 --> 00:14:12,615 You've ruined the act, Gob. 256 00:14:14,222 --> 00:14:15,849 And Lucille confronted Oscar. 257 00:14:15,957 --> 00:14:19,654 - You told him you were his father? - I did no such thing! 258 00:14:19,761 --> 00:14:21,353 - You're high! - You're drunk! 259 00:14:21,463 --> 00:14:23,897 Not this time. I've had enough of you. 260 00:14:23,999 --> 00:14:26,627 So say good-bye to these, because it's the last time- 261 00:14:28,804 --> 00:14:31,136 And Ann in a protest at the theater. 262 00:14:31,239 --> 00:14:33,969 George Michael? Are you protesting this? 263 00:14:34,075 --> 00:14:37,010 - This isn't the line? - Yes, he is protesting this. 264 00:14:37,112 --> 00:14:39,046 He even helped me make the signs. 265 00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:42,173 Well, only mine and the one that says, "This is a tricky, gray area." 266 00:14:42,284 --> 00:14:44,309 - What are you guys protesting? - It's a disgusting movie... 267 00:14:44,419 --> 00:14:46,512 about cousins who are into each other. 268 00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:48,248 Are there any more seats? 269 00:14:48,356 --> 00:14:51,723 Yeah. It's the best 52 minutes you'll spend all day. 270 00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:54,022 Oh, no. We're making it worse. 271 00:14:54,129 --> 00:14:56,927 Prepare to be swallowed into the depths of hell! 272 00:14:57,032 --> 00:15:00,433 - I guess that means no kiss? - I'm not really in the mood for a kiss. 273 00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:02,765 This isn't Marc Cherry's house. 274 00:15:09,444 --> 00:15:12,242 - Where's your dad? - I don't know. I just got here. 275 00:15:12,347 --> 00:15:14,679 Oh, that's right. Mother told me he went to jail. 276 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,047 I'm so mad at her. 277 00:15:17,152 --> 00:15:19,347 - Guess who I just found out my father is? - Jail? 278 00:15:19,454 --> 00:15:22,014 Oscar! He didn't mean to tell me, but I figured it out. 279 00:15:22,123 --> 00:15:25,786 - No, I mean, my dad is in jail? - I wouldn't worry about it. Barry's very good. 280 00:15:25,894 --> 00:15:31,025 I'm going to take a long shower. I don't even want to smell like Mother anymore. 281 00:15:31,132 --> 00:15:33,123 I don't think we're supposed to shower right now, Bus- 282 00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:34,896 - Tobias back yet? - No. 283 00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:37,130 Oh, my God. He's really out with her. 284 00:15:37,239 --> 00:15:38,900 - Are you drunk? - Not enough. 285 00:15:39,007 --> 00:15:41,874 I pushed him right into someone else's skanky, bony arms. 286 00:15:41,977 --> 00:15:43,945 Well, let me tell you something, George Michael. 287 00:15:44,045 --> 00:15:46,946 You have to grab love while you have it. Don't let it get away. 288 00:15:47,048 --> 00:15:48,379 Oh, there you are. 289 00:15:48,483 --> 00:15:51,714 Oh, Maeby, everything's fine. Your daddy's just out. 290 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,549 Yeah, we're doing great. 291 00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:56,249 Mommy's gonna take a bath with a bottle of wine. 292 00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:58,258 - I don't know if we're supposed to use- - So get this. 293 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:02,626 All the press actually made the premiere a hit. There's lines for the next show. 294 00:16:02,731 --> 00:16:05,222 Thanks, buddy. 295 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:09,326 Hey, look at that. We didn't get swallowed up into hell. 296 00:16:12,374 --> 00:16:15,832 And that's when George Michael finally got close to Maeby... 297 00:16:15,944 --> 00:16:18,970 who, by the way, might not be his biological cousin. 298 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:23,574 Just then, Gob came home to retrieve his father from where he'd stashed him. 299 00:16:23,685 --> 00:16:26,483 - Dad's gonna be crushed. - You don't have to tell him! 300 00:16:26,588 --> 00:16:29,250 But Gob was referring to his own father... 301 00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:32,520 who he had hidden under the house. 302 00:16:32,627 --> 00:16:34,492 Uh-oh. 303 00:16:36,846 --> 00:16:40,352 Gob had hidden his father under a house that hadjust collapsed. 304 00:16:40,387 --> 00:16:42,912 Children, you're small. Crawl under there. 305 00:16:43,022 --> 00:16:45,422 - We don't want to go under there. - He's not under there. 306 00:16:45,524 --> 00:16:47,424 He got away. Thank God. 307 00:16:47,526 --> 00:16:51,758 But then Gob remembered that this meant Michael would have to go to prison. 308 00:16:53,065 --> 00:16:55,533 - We- - l- 309 00:16:57,069 --> 00:17:00,095 And Michael and Barry made their way to the arraignment. 310 00:17:00,205 --> 00:17:02,765 Gob is bringing your father. Everything is going to work out fine. 311 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:07,141 I wish they'd hurry up. But I gotta tell you, I am a little torn. 312 00:17:07,246 --> 00:17:11,342 My father, he has created a lot of problems for the family... 313 00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:15,216 and by staying in the attic he was insuring I would go to jail with him, but- 314 00:17:17,189 --> 00:17:19,089 Well, maybe I'm not so torn. 315 00:17:19,191 --> 00:17:20,954 - Michael. Barry. - Hey, Gob. 316 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:24,223 - Where's Dad? - Great news. Dad wasn't crushed to death. 317 00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:25,991 - Was there risk of that? - Yes. 318 00:17:26,098 --> 00:17:27,656 Well, I handcuffed him under the house. 319 00:17:27,766 --> 00:17:30,894 But he got free- the pipes I chained him to weren't connected to anything. 320 00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:34,063 - Oh, I'm not prepared for this case. - Are you insane? 321 00:17:34,173 --> 00:17:39,543 - No "thank you" for trying? - I'm sick of you needing constant validation for screwing up. 322 00:17:39,645 --> 00:17:44,139 Let me tell you what's gonna happen. I'm gonna tell them it was you in the stair car. 323 00:17:44,249 --> 00:17:47,218 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen. 324 00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:50,652 First, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you, then I'm gonna call an ambulance. 325 00:17:50,756 --> 00:17:53,657 Then knowing you, I'm gonna have to wait for some kind of an apology. 326 00:17:55,728 --> 00:17:57,662 Come here! 327 00:18:00,099 --> 00:18:04,001 As the boys set to once again fighting in front of the courthouse- 328 00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:06,867 - Stop it! Stop it! - the family began to show up for the arraignment. 329 00:18:06,972 --> 00:18:11,272 I know you're in the middle of something, but I'm afraid I can't work for you today. 330 00:18:11,377 --> 00:18:13,402 I'm going to Vegas with Kitty. 331 00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:16,208 But Lindsay wasn't about to lose her man without a fight. 332 00:18:16,315 --> 00:18:18,340 Over my dead body! 333 00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:20,680 Oh, my- 334 00:18:20,786 --> 00:18:25,052 Hey! Hey! I said- I said enough! 335 00:18:25,157 --> 00:18:26,920 Now, stop it. 336 00:18:26,408 --> 00:18:30,811 You're brothers, and brothers stick together no matter what. 337 00:18:31,913 --> 00:18:33,847 Families stick together. 338 00:18:33,949 --> 00:18:37,680 I have torn this family apart with my lies and my cowardice... 339 00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:40,516 but that comes to an end now. 340 00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:42,180 So I'm turning myself in. 341 00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:45,782 I don't want you to come and visit me in prison this time. 342 00:18:47,729 --> 00:18:50,323 'Cause you deserve Oscar now. 343 00:18:56,938 --> 00:18:59,338 Tobias, I actually fought for you. 344 00:18:59,441 --> 00:19:01,341 I can't believe it. 345 00:19:01,443 --> 00:19:05,243 - I'm going to Vegas with Kitty. - Huh? 346 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,982 Oh, George, I've lost you again. 347 00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:17,524 Take back Oscar, Mother. 348 00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:19,526 I think I lost him too. 349 00:19:19,628 --> 00:19:22,654 In fact, Oscar was on his way out of town... 350 00:19:22,764 --> 00:19:25,164 when he was approached by George Sr... 351 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:27,235 who hadjust escaped from under the house. 352 00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:31,362 I want you to turn me in so you can get the reward, take care of the family. 353 00:19:31,473 --> 00:19:33,668 Why would you do that for me? 354 00:19:33,775 --> 00:19:35,402 Because we're brothers. 355 00:19:37,078 --> 00:19:41,037 Later, while George Sr. Was shaving his unconscious brother's head... 356 00:19:41,149 --> 00:19:45,552 he wondered whether there really was a reward, and ifhe could get it. 357 00:19:45,654 --> 00:19:50,489 But there was no time, and getting even with his brother was reward enough. 358 00:19:53,328 --> 00:19:57,128 So it was Oscar who was going to be spending a little time alone in prison. 359 00:19:57,232 --> 00:20:00,690 I guess Dad finally came through for us. He actually made a sacrifice. 360 00:20:00,802 --> 00:20:02,963 Although who knows what he's up to. 361 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:06,871 We should just stay away from him, let him have a little time alone in prison. 362 00:20:06,975 --> 00:20:09,773 He is right about one thing, though. We're brothers. We shouldn't be fighting. 363 00:20:09,878 --> 00:20:12,210 - We cannot afford to lose each other. - I can't. 364 00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:15,078 - I already lost a brother today. - Franklin? 365 00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:17,947 Well, I didn't lose him. But he's all puckered and white. 366 00:20:18,053 --> 00:20:20,886 On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now. 367 00:20:20,989 --> 00:20:23,389 That's the kind of joke he would have loved. 368 00:20:23,491 --> 00:20:25,391 Oh, man! 369 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:32,958 - Please don't do this. 370 00:20:33,068 --> 00:20:35,229 - All right. 371 00:20:37,672 --> 00:20:41,005 On the next season of Arrested Development. 372 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,634 I burned them on a Cornballer. 373 00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:48,148 Oscar, robbed of his fingerprints, has difficulty proving his identity... 374 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,150 My hair's gonna grow back. You'll see. 375 00:20:50,252 --> 00:20:52,186 Tobias and Kitty go to Vegas... 376 00:20:52,287 --> 00:20:55,450 - only to find that his dream job has been filled. - You found someone already? 377 00:20:55,557 --> 00:20:57,422 Just came out of nowhere, this guy. 378 00:20:57,525 --> 00:21:01,325 And the great thing is, he's never out of character. 379 00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:05,593 And George Sr. Turns out to be right about the effects of stress. 380 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,430 What's happening to me? Why won't it grow back?