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Mr. Hotate, hi.
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Thank you for coming.
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Would you like some water?
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Water?
Like fire water?
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That's racist,
and I do not appreciate it.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I-I didn't mean it like that.
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I just meant, you know--
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I'm just messing with you.
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Oh, my God!
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He's funny.
This guy's funny.
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- He does that sometimes.
- But seriously.
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I'll have a whiskey.
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Ken Hotate is the leader
of the Wamapoke people,
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and we are trying
to get them involved
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in our Pawnee Commons project.
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Ken and I get along great.
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But historically,
Pawnee's relationship
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with the Wamapoke
has been more...
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Murder-y.
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What about--and I'm just
spit-balling here--
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a large neon advertisement
for the Wamapoke casino?
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We have a new slogan
that I'm quite proud of:
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"Our slots
are downright filthy."
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I think it's a slam-dunk idea.
I think we're done here.
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I don't--
I don't think we are.
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I don't know if we could
put that in a public park.
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In that case,
the playground will be great.
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Why don't we retire
to my longhouse
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and smoke the ceremonial
peace pipe to celebrate?
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- Is he joking?
- I don't know.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Mr. Best Man
and Bachelor boy.
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Ann Perkins, Maid of Honor,
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are you ready
for the bachelorette party?
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Uh, more than ready.
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We've got dancing,
Jell-o shots,
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private karaoke,
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and anything
that can be penis-shaped
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will be penis-shaped.
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- Ohhh!
- What?
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As Leslie's maid of honor,
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I really need her
bachelorette party to go well.
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Which is why I'm stress-eating
gummy penises.
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What are you losers doing
for your bachelor party?
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I told Ben he could do
whatever he wants.
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Sky is the limit.
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We have Haverford,
Swanson, Dwyer--
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Jerry forced his way
in there somehow--
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things are bound to get crazy.
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The game is Settlers of Catan.
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The object is be the first
to build a civilization
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on this fictional island.
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I can't believe
this is what you want to do
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for your bachelor party.
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Look, guys, we don't have to play
this game if you don't want to.
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I mean, I'm nationally ranked,
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so it isn't even really fair.
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Ben, this is your night.
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We do what you want to do.
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Come on, let's play.
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I'm not a big bachelor party
kind of guy,
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so when the guys asked me
what my perfect night would be,
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I told them the truth--
beer and board games.
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They thought I was kidding.
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I was not kidding.
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Is this gonna be one of
those cool bachelorette parties
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where things get out of control
and we murder someone,
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and then we all have to take
a blood oath
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to never reveal our secret?
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No.
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Then I might have
to leave early.
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What the hell?
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Well, well, well.
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Don't you ladies look nice...
For once?
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Just kidding. I've actually always
been attracted to this one.
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Jamm, what the hell
are you doing?
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We're laying the groundwork
for Pawnee's newest restaurant.
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"Future home of Paunch Burger.
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Start drooling, fatties"?
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Look, the deal was
that both of us
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had three months to get
our proposals together,
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and then we put it
up for a vote.
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- We still have two weeks left.
- Yeah, that's true.
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However, here's the problem.
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Turns out, I don't care.
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You can't stop this train.
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Make all the ruckus you want.
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By the time
this all gets cleared up,
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the people will be frothing
at the mouth for that beef.
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Aw, sweet!
A new Paunch Burger.
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Their burgers will kill you!
They're full of wasps!
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Yeah, but they taste real good.
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Yes, they do, sir.
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Once again, open invitation.
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I'm still technically married,
but my wife knows the deal.
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Ugh.
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Oh, I'm sorry, what's this?
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Seven contiguous segments,
giving me longest road
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and a sweet-ass ten points
for the win.
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Oh, booyah!
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Okay.
All right.
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Guys, come on over here.
Gather round.
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I want to propose a toast.
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To our new Lord of Catan,
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Ben Wyatt, a great friend
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and a wonderful man.
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May you and Leslie find
eternal happiness together.
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- Hey.
- Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
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Thanks, you guys.
Thanks for indulging me.
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Hey, you want to stick around?
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I got a bunch
of Homeland episodes
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burning a hole in my DVR.
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No!
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I'm sorry. On principle,
I cannot stand idly by
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and watch a bachelor party
peter out like this.
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Now, I know you said no strippers
'cause they make you sad.
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Correct.
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Then let's go get a drink
at Essence.
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It's the hot new bar
in Eagleton.
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Things Magazine said
it's the next big thing.
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But, Tom, this is Ben's night.
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Oh, believe me,
if the group's happy, I'm happy.
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- I'd go.
- If you guys spot me.
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- It sounds expensive.
- Just so you know,
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it's not your typical bar.
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They specialize
in molecular mixology.
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It's kind of like
an experimental new way
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to consume alcohol.
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Son, there's no wrong way
to consume alcohol.
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Here's your Bud light.
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- I ordered a beer.
- That is a beer.
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And here's your Nimbus Martini.
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May I go ahead and chisel
your aromasphere?
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Please!
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This is the wrong way
to consume alcohol.
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Whoa,
that's a pretty stiff cloud.
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- Who ordered the Scotch?
- Right here.
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Hold out your hands, please.
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What's happening?
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Oh, this is
a sort of play on Scotch.
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It's a whiskey-infused lotion.
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Can I ask
if this entire establishment
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is a practical joke
of some kind?
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If you don't like the Scotch,
they have a vodka
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that's served in the form
of a flash of light.
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Hey.
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Having fun?
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Well, four years of work
down the drain,
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and I have a penis on my head.
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Jamm is stealing this lot
right out from under us.
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My dream is dead, Ann.
Mine too.
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This is
why I prefer nightmares.
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You are sad drinking right now,
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and I need you
to be happy drinking.
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Like when we watch
Grease together.
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I know, Ann, but everything's
gonna disappear.
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April's mini-dog park,
the Li'l Sebastian fountain,
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even the Wamapoke playground.
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Yet another piece
of Wamapoke land
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plowed over by the white man.
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Just try to forget about it.
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I mean, there's nothing
you can do to stop them tonight.
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For almost 200 years,
Pawnee repeatedly built
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factories, restaurants,
and other stuff
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on land held sacred
by the Wamapoke people.
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So we passed a law
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saying that
if any sacred Wamapoke artifact
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is found on a development site,
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all construction
must immediately stop.
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It would be terrible
if that were to happen
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on this future
Paunch Burger site.
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Oh, this is bad.
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I should not have done this.
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Oh, I wonder who that is.
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Well, if it isn't Babe Lincoln!
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- Imagine that.
- Hello, ladies.
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I'm Abraham Lincoln.
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Who's the lucky Mary Todd?
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Right here.
Right here.
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Ah, ah, ah, me first.
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Me first.
Oh, okay.
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All right, tear it up, 16!
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Emancipate them abs.
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Come on, Ann, not now.
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Come on, Leslie,
just loosen up.
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I know for a fact
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this is a sex dream you've had.
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Looks like it's time
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for the Gettysburg undressed!
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Okay.
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And we're gonna have
to stop now.
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I'm sorry,
I'm just not in the mood
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for historical nudity.
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Please, Mr. President,
put your pants back on.
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Ann, can I speak
with you privately?
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Is your name Glenn?
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- Yeah.
- I sat behind you in middle school band.
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Do you still play the clarinet?
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Yeah.
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How have you been, man?
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Man, if I ever have
a bachelor party,
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I am definitely
coming back here.
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You never had one before
you were married to Wendy?
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No, it was
a green card wedding.
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I did watch
the three-way sex scene
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from Wild Things a few times
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the night before,
but it didn't really count.
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I never had
a bachelor party either.
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Me and April, we got married
with no warning.
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I didn't even have time
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to take a shower
before my wedding.
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Or after.
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For, like, a week and a half.
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Tammy One forbade me
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from any kind of celebration,
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and Tammy Two thwarted me
by calling in
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a bomb threat
to the steakhouse.
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I didn't have one either!
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Yeah, really,
it's a funny story.
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So two weeks
before I married Gayle,
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I had
an emergency appendectomy.
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Boop! That's me hitting
the snooze button.
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Don't talk again
for another ten minutes.
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New idea!
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Tonight, everyone
gets the bachelor party
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they never had.
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One activity per bachelor.
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Welcome
to Tom's bachelor party,
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held in a white airplane hangar
from the ice planet Hoth,
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replete with dangling,
beautiful aerialists.
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To Tom Haverford.
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To Tom Haverford!
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Hey, hey--
and to my bride, Rihanna.
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We truly did find love
in a hopeless place.
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Waiter, a round
of light-flash shots
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for me and my friends!
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- Ohhh!
- Whoo!
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Okay, so what happened?
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Well, I buried a bunch of
Wamapoke artifacts in the dirt
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so that people would find them
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and have to stop developing
at the site.
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You know, when I say it out
loud, it doesn't sound so bad.
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- No, that's bad.
- Yeah, that's pretty uncool.
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- Shut up, Glenn.
- I'm sorry, guys.
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Councilman Jamm
was being sneaky,
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and then I tried
to sneaky him back,
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and it turned to crummy,
and I have to undo it.
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I need your help.
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- You don't mean--
- I do.
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No.
I'm not doing that.
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You guys, the penis hats cut
your digging time in half.
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I'm serious.
Don't be afraid.
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00:09:16,981 --> 00:09:18,848
Use the penises.
255
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,008
Bachelorette party.
256
00:09:21,016 --> 00:09:22,350
Whoo.
257
00:09:22,388 --> 00:09:25,123
Perkins does it again.
258
00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:29,260
You know, I met Gayle
right here at Sherm's.
259
00:09:29,281 --> 00:09:31,085
- Mm-mm.
- She was slender.
260
00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:34,164
Blonde hair, big breasts,
long legs.
261
00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,344
Ugh, not my type at all.
262
00:09:36,387 --> 00:09:38,807
And what was it, exactly,
that led to you two
263
00:09:38,891 --> 00:09:39,938
hitting it off?
264
00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,354
Was she ill,
265
00:09:41,442 --> 00:09:43,506
or did your father
witness her father
266
00:09:43,531 --> 00:09:44,631
committing a crime?
267
00:09:44,656 --> 00:09:46,189
- Or was she temporarily blind--
- You know what?
268
00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,639
All that matters is that you got
married, and you're happy.
269
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:50,686
So as all-time best man,
270
00:09:50,710 --> 00:09:53,194
I suggest we raise a cone
to Jerry Gergich.
271
00:09:53,211 --> 00:09:54,161
Jerry Gergich.
272
00:09:54,187 --> 00:09:55,642
All: Jerry!
- Thank you.
273
00:09:55,669 --> 00:09:57,650
- Gergich.
- Aw, jeez.
274
00:09:57,670 --> 00:09:59,206
No worries, Gary.
275
00:09:59,243 --> 00:10:00,376
Oh, thanks, Sherm.
276
00:10:01,607 --> 00:10:03,540
How did you have that
ready so fast?
277
00:10:03,578 --> 00:10:05,048
I always make a backup cone.
278
00:10:05,075 --> 00:10:07,544
He drops it
about half the time.
279
00:10:08,054 --> 00:10:09,404
Andy, you're next.
280
00:10:09,456 --> 00:10:11,591
Any activity in the world.
What would you do?
281
00:10:11,618 --> 00:10:13,166
Well, mine's impossible.
282
00:10:13,211 --> 00:10:14,584
I want to see a Colts game.
283
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,736
I want to see the Colts
beat the Patriots 49 to nothing,
284
00:10:16,748 --> 00:10:18,451
then I yell at Tom Brady
and make him cry,
285
00:10:18,476 --> 00:10:19,797
then I hook up
with Dave Matthews,
286
00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,612
and we play golden tee
for ten hours.
287
00:10:21,649 --> 00:10:22,775
♪ A-la-la baby
288
00:10:22,809 --> 00:10:26,142
That's a very specific
dream, son.
289
00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:30,025
Hey, Jim, Chris Traeger.
I need a favor.
290
00:10:30,915 --> 00:10:32,582
I'm dead.
I am dead.
291
00:10:32,615 --> 00:10:35,150
And this is what heaven
is like.
292
00:10:35,352 --> 00:10:36,486
I knew it.
293
00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:39,408
Oh, this is
where they play the games!
294
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,257
You're up, Andy.
295
00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:43,808
Hey, guys!
Guys, come on over here.
296
00:10:43,882 --> 00:10:45,037
Andy, I want you to meet
297
00:10:45,049 --> 00:10:47,323
Indianapolis Colts owner
Jim Irsay.
298
00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:49,221
Andy,
good to meet you, my friend.
299
00:10:49,235 --> 00:10:51,122
Thank you.
I love your team, sir.
300
00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:52,751
I love them
like they're my own children.
301
00:10:52,770 --> 00:10:54,382
You're big enough
to play football yourself,
302
00:10:54,407 --> 00:10:55,377
it looks like to me.
303
00:10:55,401 --> 00:10:57,814
I can't tell if you're joking,
but I hope you're not.
304
00:10:57,845 --> 00:11:00,297
This whole place is yours.
305
00:11:00,328 --> 00:11:02,045
Jim Irsay and I became friends
306
00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:04,660
while volunteering to mentor
Indianapolis teens.
307
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,658
I gave them tours
of the state house.
308
00:11:06,692 --> 00:11:10,025
Jim gave them Colts tickets
and autographed jerseys.
309
00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:11,792
They preferred Jim.
310
00:11:11,849 --> 00:11:13,816
Reggie Wayne.
I can't look at you,
311
00:11:13,835 --> 00:11:15,803
Reggie Wayne.
Oh.
312
00:11:15,858 --> 00:11:18,189
I got married in your jersey.
That's no joke.
313
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,606
That's weird.
But I respect that.
314
00:11:20,751 --> 00:11:22,543
I'm a big fan,
Mr. Luck.
315
00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:24,149
Okay, guy, settle down.
316
00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:26,112
- Okay.
- Uh, Mr. Andrew Luck,
317
00:11:26,151 --> 00:11:28,595
it's every groom's dream
to catch a touchdown pass
318
00:11:28,627 --> 00:11:29,446
thrown by you.
319
00:11:29,483 --> 00:11:30,534
Could you do me the honor?
320
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,386
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Keep the spiral tight.
321
00:11:32,405 --> 00:11:33,549
- I'll try.
- Okay.
322
00:11:40,053 --> 00:11:42,211
Touchdown, Dwyer!
323
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:44,836
- Andy!
- Yeah!
324
00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:46,271
- Whoo!
- See ya!
325
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,009
♪ Hey, yeah
326
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,124
♪ I wanna shoop, baby
327
00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:52,149
♪ shoop, shoop-ba-doop
328
00:11:52,234 --> 00:11:53,934
♪ uh, here I go here I go ♪
329
00:11:53,978 --> 00:11:55,095
♪ Here I go again
330
00:11:55,124 --> 00:11:56,357
♪ girls
what's my weakness? ♪
331
00:11:56,388 --> 00:11:57,643
- ♪ Men
- ♪ Okay then
332
00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,399
♪ uh
Ooh, let's call Ann real quick.
333
00:11:59,435 --> 00:12:00,466
Rub it in.
334
00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:01,820
Hello?
335
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,855
- Ann Perkins!
- Ann Perkins!
336
00:12:05,403 --> 00:12:06,800
We're having
the time of our lives,
337
00:12:06,837 --> 00:12:08,560
and I'm calling you
to rub it in!
338
00:12:08,579 --> 00:12:09,349
- Whoo!
- Boom!
339
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,315
- Really.
- We went to an insane bar,
340
00:12:11,346 --> 00:12:13,114
played football with the Colts.
341
00:12:13,139 --> 00:12:14,727
- With the Colts!
- The Colts!
342
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,917
Football!
343
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,208
Now we're going
to a steakhouse.
344
00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:18,340
What are you doing?
345
00:12:18,365 --> 00:12:21,160
Uh, well, we're surrounded
by hot guys.
346
00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:23,824
- We're surrounded by hot guys.
- Boom!
347
00:12:24,213 --> 00:12:27,058
Oh, Donna just ripped off
a stripper's underwear
348
00:12:27,096 --> 00:12:27,971
with her teeth.
349
00:12:27,996 --> 00:12:29,810
- Whoo!
- Ann, who are you lying to?
350
00:12:29,856 --> 00:12:30,956
- Shh.
- No!
351
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:33,136
Can I take a break?
My hands are tired.
352
00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:34,654
Uh-uh.
We paid for an hour.
353
00:12:34,685 --> 00:12:36,319
You gonna dig for an hour.
354
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:39,895
Gentlemen, welcome
to the Steak House of St. Elmo.
355
00:12:39,909 --> 00:12:40,633
- Whoo!
- Yes!
356
00:12:40,664 --> 00:12:42,365
Tonight we eat
something's flesh!
357
00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:44,497
I want meat!
358
00:12:44,632 --> 00:12:45,984
Jerry, are you sure
this is our table?
359
00:12:46,002 --> 00:12:47,322
There's only four settings.
360
00:12:47,353 --> 00:12:48,945
Excuse me, sir.
This is not your table.
361
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,752
Well, I thought you said
the Gergich party.
362
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,638
No, no, I said
the Gingrich party.
363
00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,540
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.
364
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:56,885
Damn it, Jerry.
365
00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:59,167
But you know what?
Gingrich, Gergich.
366
00:12:59,242 --> 00:13:01,119
I wonder if we're related.
367
00:13:01,162 --> 00:13:02,694
I don't think so, Jerry.
368
00:13:02,803 --> 00:13:04,670
Okay.
369
00:13:05,008 --> 00:13:06,576
One rare porterhouse,
370
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,570
one rare sirloin,
and a rasher of bacon.
371
00:13:08,626 --> 00:13:10,033
- Oh.
- It's the lord's work
372
00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:11,200
you're doing, John.
373
00:13:11,244 --> 00:13:14,632
I'd like four more glasses
of Lagavulin in liquid form.
374
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,563
That's not something
you really need to specify.
375
00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:18,425
You'd be surprised.
376
00:13:18,459 --> 00:13:20,195
So, bachelor boy,
377
00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:21,501
how's it going with Diane?
378
00:13:21,546 --> 00:13:22,679
Hmm.
379
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,345
I'm gonna be very candid
with you all.
380
00:13:25,565 --> 00:13:26,690
I like her.
381
00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:28,037
- Whoa!
- Wow!
382
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,733
Okay, okay, okay.
383
00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:34,605
There are so many things
that I could say about Ron,
384
00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:36,581
but I think
that the best man's speech
385
00:13:36,671 --> 00:13:38,646
should represent the groom.
386
00:13:38,674 --> 00:13:40,808
So I will just say...
387
00:13:40,911 --> 00:13:41,549
To Ron.
388
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:43,080
- Oh, to Ron!
- To Ron!
389
00:13:43,104 --> 00:13:44,372
To Ron.
390
00:13:44,397 --> 00:13:46,198
Just perfect.
Perfect, Chris.
391
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:47,464
Here you are, sir.
392
00:13:47,489 --> 00:13:49,017
And I thought you might
also like to know
393
00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,800
that your meal has already
been taken care of
394
00:13:50,842 --> 00:13:52,576
- by Mr. Hibbert.
- W-what?
395
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:53,631
- Oh!
- Oh!
396
00:13:53,649 --> 00:13:56,493
- Hey!
- Oh, whoa!
397
00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:57,600
What's up, Jell-o shot?
398
00:13:57,631 --> 00:13:58,650
- Hey, man.
- How's it going?
399
00:13:58,687 --> 00:14:01,004
Roy Hibbert.
Entertainment 720 reunion.
400
00:14:01,029 --> 00:14:01,959
Hey, Tom.
401
00:14:01,984 --> 00:14:03,528
I am not paying for that guy.
402
00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:05,816
He owes me a lot of money.
403
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,090
It's true.
404
00:14:09,155 --> 00:14:10,730
- Coffee?
- Yes, please.
405
00:14:10,812 --> 00:14:12,769
Take extra cream, 30 sugars.
406
00:14:12,814 --> 00:14:15,223
I can't believe I tried
to exploit the Wamapoke
407
00:14:15,248 --> 00:14:16,784
for my own personal gain.
408
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,489
Well, we got
most of the artifacts,
409
00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:20,565
and even if we didn't,
they probably won't find them.
410
00:14:20,608 --> 00:14:21,769
Yeah, and if they do,
411
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,228
you'll just go to jail.
412
00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:25,481
But you can make wine
in your toilet
413
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,522
and fight people,
414
00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:27,891
which is a super-cool way
to live.
415
00:14:27,915 --> 00:14:29,816
Oh, my God.
Tweep.
416
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,858
I tweeped.
I called Tweep.
417
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:33,821
Look, I'm telling the truth
here, lady.
418
00:14:33,846 --> 00:14:36,573
We haven't found
any American Indian artifacts.
419
00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:38,228
Or regular Indian.
420
00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,999
Japanese, Muslim, Jewish,
421
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,593
none of those weird countries.
422
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,912
- Weird countries?
- Shauna Malwae-Tweep.
423
00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:46,835
Wow, I'm so glad
that you're here.
424
00:14:46,872 --> 00:14:48,175
What's going on? Nothing?
425
00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:50,515
Found something!
There's other stuff too.
426
00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:53,013
Arrowheads, more pottery.
427
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:55,504
I also found some weird-looking
gummy candy.
428
00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:57,060
All right, shut it down.
429
00:14:57,094 --> 00:14:58,388
This is a P.R. nightmare.
430
00:14:58,407 --> 00:15:01,460
We can't do anything until the Indian
Affairs Commission weighs in.
431
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,752
This is fucking bullshit.
432
00:15:05,515 --> 00:15:06,866
Okay.
433
00:15:07,626 --> 00:15:10,405
Lesie, Ken Hotate
is right over there,
434
00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,175
you need to talk to him
before the meeting
435
00:15:12,193 --> 00:15:13,662
and come clean.
436
00:15:14,641 --> 00:15:15,847
He's gonna be so mad.
437
00:15:15,894 --> 00:15:17,610
The zodiac killer
never confessed.
438
00:15:17,635 --> 00:15:18,623
Why do I have to?
439
00:15:18,663 --> 00:15:21,407
Leslie, I want the Pawnee
Commons as bad as you do.
440
00:15:21,432 --> 00:15:23,099
Actually, that's not true.
441
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,127
You want everything
a thousand times more than I do.
442
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,411
But we do not want
to win this way.
443
00:15:27,442 --> 00:15:29,571
Oh, April, I wish you weren't
right, but you are.
444
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,832
You have turned
into a very beautiful, wise,
445
00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:33,753
and fertile
government employee.
446
00:15:33,828 --> 00:15:35,517
Stop.
447
00:15:36,091 --> 00:15:37,489
It's kind of weird
when she just starts
448
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,920
raining compliments
on you, huh?
449
00:15:38,951 --> 00:15:41,348
Don't try to bond with me.
450
00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:43,233
Can't win.
451
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,949
Hey, guys,
I had these T-shirts made.
452
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,222
They're not exactly
a summary of the party
453
00:15:49,253 --> 00:15:50,667
- we ended up having.
- Whoa.
454
00:15:50,696 --> 00:15:51,974
But they're a good memento.
455
00:15:52,013 --> 00:15:53,363
Madness indeed.
456
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:54,663
I love this!
457
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:57,852
Usually you can only get
board game t-shirts in XXL.
458
00:15:58,271 --> 00:15:59,303
I just remembered.
459
00:15:59,343 --> 00:16:01,512
We left Jerry back at
the gas station in Martinsville.
460
00:16:01,549 --> 00:16:02,850
I'll go get him.
461
00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:04,556
Ah, that guy's the best.
462
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:07,134
I feel bad he didn't get
to have his moment last night.
463
00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:09,906
Hey, you know what
we should do for him?
464
00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:12,444
Yeah, get him a pet snake,
but I keep it.
465
00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:13,838
What?
466
00:16:14,135 --> 00:16:16,304
In 1921,
several Wamapoke families
467
00:16:16,338 --> 00:16:17,599
were removed from their homes
468
00:16:17,624 --> 00:16:20,734
so that Pawnee could install
a bumper car track.
469
00:16:20,874 --> 00:16:24,448
In 1951, Pawnee made it
illegal for people to,
470
00:16:24,473 --> 00:16:27,562
"Dance or smell
like a native American."
471
00:16:27,581 --> 00:16:29,114
Why are you telling me
all this?
472
00:16:29,148 --> 00:16:31,420
Well, I want to raise the bar
of awfulness
473
00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:32,912
so that when I confess
something to you,
474
00:16:32,943 --> 00:16:34,756
you have perspective.
475
00:16:34,823 --> 00:16:36,908
Those artifacts found at lot 48
476
00:16:36,942 --> 00:16:38,780
were placed there by me.
477
00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:41,347
I wanted to delay construction
on the Paunch Burger
478
00:16:41,372 --> 00:16:43,375
and buy some more time
for my park project.
479
00:16:44,163 --> 00:16:46,163
That is not great.
480
00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:47,238
It sucks.
481
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,701
I'm very, very sorry.
482
00:16:48,713 --> 00:16:51,249
I have great respect
for the Wamapoke culture.
483
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,125
And this isn't even
about the Pawnee Commons.
484
00:16:53,143 --> 00:16:55,812
I just hope that you
can forgive me, Ken.
485
00:16:57,095 --> 00:16:58,220
Hey!
486
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,602
Hey, guys.
What are you doing here?
487
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:03,423
Congratulations. You have won
the award for Best Man.
488
00:17:03,448 --> 00:17:05,385
Full disclosure--
I voted for Ryan Gosling,
489
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:06,465
but you came in a close second.
490
00:17:06,514 --> 00:17:08,074
Now, you've never been married,
491
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,841
so you didn't get
your own bachelor party.
492
00:17:09,877 --> 00:17:11,745
But let's look ahead.
493
00:17:11,777 --> 00:17:13,894
The year is 2018.
494
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,631
America is thriving
under president Nick Cannon,
495
00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:19,771
and tomorrow,
Chris Traeger's getting married.
496
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,032
Who's the lucky lady?
497
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:23,987
Maybe she's an upbeat gal
who's nuts about fitness.
498
00:17:24,011 --> 00:17:26,231
Maybe she owns
a juice bar in Snerling.
499
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,081
Maybe it's April.
Maybe I die.
500
00:17:29,127 --> 00:17:31,162
Skydiving explosion.
Pbbbt.
501
00:17:31,196 --> 00:17:32,925
And then you go marry April.
502
00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:34,244
And it makes me sad,
503
00:17:34,268 --> 00:17:36,091
but if she's gonna be
with somebody,
504
00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:37,277
I'd like it to be you.
505
00:17:37,319 --> 00:17:38,788
Strange, but sweet.
506
00:17:38,806 --> 00:17:41,005
Only I didn't really die.
I was faking it.
507
00:17:41,189 --> 00:17:42,703
And I come back.
508
00:17:42,765 --> 00:17:45,767
I spy on you
from my red Corvette.
509
00:17:45,883 --> 00:17:47,137
And I'm planning
to kick your ass,
510
00:17:47,162 --> 00:17:48,981
but I see how happy
you make her,
511
00:17:49,007 --> 00:17:50,078
and I have to walk away.
512
00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:52,520
I have to.
And I do, slowly.
513
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:53,529
In a rainstorm.
514
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,776
Okay, this isn't really in the spirit
of what we're trying to do.
515
00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:58,396
But as time goes by,
it eats away at me.
516
00:17:58,451 --> 00:18:00,493
You're out living it up
with my wife.
517
00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:02,050
And I'm alone.
518
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,032
In a cave.
519
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,048
Training.
520
00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:08,046
Anyone else want to chime in?
521
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,386
I thought you were my friend.
522
00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:10,642
I thought you were my friend!
523
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,270
Okay, what we're trying
to say is
524
00:18:12,288 --> 00:18:13,916
that you are a great guy,
525
00:18:14,078 --> 00:18:16,196
and someday,
you're gonna meet somebody
526
00:18:16,222 --> 00:18:18,305
who's into all the same stuff
that you are.
527
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,107
You know, the old Chris
would've loved
528
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,041
this super-fit
health goddess
529
00:18:24,111 --> 00:18:25,321
you guys are talking about.
530
00:18:25,352 --> 00:18:27,801
But our great adventure
reminded me
531
00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:29,754
that now I just want someone
that values
532
00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:31,042
the important things
in life--
533
00:18:31,062 --> 00:18:33,563
friendships, passion,
happiness.
534
00:18:33,591 --> 00:18:35,860
And dimples are a plus.
535
00:18:35,894 --> 00:18:37,321
Aw, that's sweet.
536
00:18:37,339 --> 00:18:39,957
I forgive you, bro.
You take care of April.
537
00:18:40,091 --> 00:18:42,166
After careful examination,
538
00:18:42,215 --> 00:18:45,136
we have determined that
these Wamapoke artifacts
539
00:18:45,232 --> 00:18:47,533
could not have originated
in lot 48.
540
00:18:47,905 --> 00:18:49,156
Boom.
Knew it.
541
00:18:49,207 --> 00:18:50,845
There's something else.
542
00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:52,580
I would like to go
on record and say that--
543
00:18:52,611 --> 00:18:53,843
Hold on, Ms. Knope.
544
00:18:53,873 --> 00:18:55,404
Please.
545
00:18:55,459 --> 00:18:57,172
I would like to go on record.
546
00:18:57,242 --> 00:18:58,942
Speaking as a citizen
of Pawnee,
547
00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:01,115
I do not like the way
you went back on your deal
548
00:19:01,146 --> 00:19:02,434
with Councilwoman Knope.
549
00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:06,299
It reminds me of what the settlers
of Pawnee did to my ancestors,
550
00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:09,799
taking their land
without permission.
551
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,325
He really plays white people
like a fiddle.
552
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,526
Wow.
553
00:19:13,563 --> 00:19:14,896
It's amazing to watch.
554
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,380
You and Leslie had a deal.
555
00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:18,519
If that deal is not restored,
556
00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:22,030
well, I believe
there are six Paunch Burgers
557
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,408
in the Wamapoke casino.
558
00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:26,263
Perhaps it's time
that we revisited
559
00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:27,376
those contracts.
560
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:29,250
Is that a threat?
561
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:33,066
Why, yes, I--
I thought that was obvious.
562
00:19:33,952 --> 00:19:35,271
Take the sign down.
563
00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:36,757
We'll wait
until everything's official.
564
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,440
In the spirit of fair play,
565
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,930
I suggest we put on these
authentic Wamapoke headdresses
566
00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:43,718
and dance around the table.
567
00:19:44,076 --> 00:19:45,332
Absolutely not.
568
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,254
That sounds highly offensive.
569
00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:48,893
Does it, white man?
570
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,702
No.
It's not offensive.
571
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,755
- So let's do it.
- You first.
572
00:19:54,975 --> 00:19:57,595
So clearly,
this is not offensive.
573
00:19:57,646 --> 00:19:58,595
It is offensive.
574
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:01,074
- I am very sorry.
- Take it off.
575
00:20:01,313 --> 00:20:02,514
Hey, Wyatt.
576
00:20:02,539 --> 00:20:03,770
Oh, hey, Shauna.
577
00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:05,326
So I was chasing this story,
578
00:20:05,357 --> 00:20:06,895
but it seems like a dead end.
579
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,016
Then I heard about your crazy
rotating bachelor party.
580
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,560
Would you mind
if I wrote about it?
581
00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:12,777
Sure.
582
00:20:12,828 --> 00:20:14,411
But is that really news?
583
00:20:14,429 --> 00:20:15,330
To me it is.
584
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:17,082
A group of good friends
having fun,
585
00:20:17,106 --> 00:20:18,467
doing nice things
for each other.
586
00:20:18,507 --> 00:20:20,274
I mean, that's what's important
in life,
587
00:20:20,307 --> 00:20:22,141
and I want to write about it.
588
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,431
Hey, Chris.
589
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:24,455
Ben Wyatt.
590
00:20:24,619 --> 00:20:26,050
And Shauna Malwae-Tweep.
591
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:29,436
Hey, Shauna's doing a story
on our group bachelor party.
592
00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:30,905
She said she wanted
to write stories
593
00:20:30,936 --> 00:20:33,637
about good people doing
nice things for each other.
594
00:20:33,673 --> 00:20:36,241
So I figured you two might have
a lot to talk about.
595
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:38,512
You may be right about that.
596
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,747
Do you have a second right now?
597
00:20:40,831 --> 00:20:42,801
I have thousands of seconds.
598
00:20:42,873 --> 00:20:43,986
Would you like to have lunch?
599
00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:45,518
Are you a vegetarian?
600
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,782
A vegan?
A pescatarian?
601
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:48,850
Not that it matters.
602
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,594
- Um, I like burgers.
- Perfect.
603
00:20:52,659 --> 00:20:54,415
Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh!
604
00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:57,788
Three, ten, bullock!
Three, ten, bullock!
605
00:20:57,921 --> 00:20:59,506
Give it to me.
606
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,415
How great a day was today?
607
00:21:01,499 --> 00:21:03,149
Oh, God, I could die.
608
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,204
Greatest day of my life.
609
00:21:04,241 --> 00:21:05,742
I met Andrew Luck today.
610
00:21:05,790 --> 00:21:06,871
I met Reggie Wayne today.
611
00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:08,171
And I met Jim Irsay.
612
00:21:08,215 --> 00:21:11,084
I'm standing on the field.
613
00:21:11,154 --> 00:21:12,220
Lucas Oil Stadium.
614
00:21:12,807 --> 00:21:15,342
And I'm playing football
with my friends.
615
00:21:15,988 --> 00:21:19,523
Cheering.
616
00:21:22,707 --> 00:21:27,707
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