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Previously on Californication...
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Now, how many of those pills
did you take? How many?
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- No more than you did.
- What did you do?
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Only what you made me.
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[Sighs] Am I gonna be okay?
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The doctors, they think
you're gonna be fine.
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- What about her?
- You gotta get past this.
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You gotta forgive yourself.
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She was fuckin' looney tunes.
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She tried to kill you, Hank.
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You have a little flotsam
and jetsam there.
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You just blew him again, didn't you?
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God damn it, Stu.
I know about the blowing!
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It was two, actually.
It was two.
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And you're gonna be hearing
from my attorney, motherfucker.
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I want you to meet Gabriel.
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Oh, nice to meet you, Gabe.
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- [Gasps]
- What the fuck?
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Sorry, Hank.
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You weren't supposed to see that.
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I'm dropping out of school.
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I want to be a writer.
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You gotta get your ass to rehab.
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Get your head out of your ass
and stop drinking.
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Sooner or later, you're just
gonna kill yourself.
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Oh, shit.
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This better not be an intervention.
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Hey! It's time for group.
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Ha! This place
is inspiring, Hank.
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Really, totally worth
the 60 large, if you ask me.
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Say, do they let you masturbate here?
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I'm just curious, 'cause it'd be cool
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to blow a big, salty one
right in old salty out the.
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Don't you think?
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Now, there is the surly,
mean-spirited bastard
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that I know and love.
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He's baaack.
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Do I feel better?
Yes.
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Do I see the wisdom
in a time out or a tune up?
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- Sure.
- Good.
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And I'm doing my best just
to keep an open mind
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- about all this Kumbaya shit.
- That's good.
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But some of the clientele, Charlie...
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Oh-ho-ho.
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[Groans]
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What's this?
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It's a dime bag
of daddy's little helper.
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It's gonna help take the edge off, Hank.
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How did you get this in here?
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My butt cheeks.
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Feels good
to finally unclench. Ahh.
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I'm disgusted...
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yet delighted.
Thank you.
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But aren't you supposed
to be supporting my sobriety?
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Come on, weed don't count.
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Oh, these queerios in here
would beg to differ.
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20 years ago, people partied too much.
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Nowadays, everybody's an addict.
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I mean, I know I'm a big fan
of the bye-bye-pain juice,
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but I don't think I'm an
alcoholic, do you?
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Charlie?
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Charlie, you listening to me?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm with you.
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- Is that Robbie Mac?
- Who?
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- The actor.
- I don't know.
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I'm hearing he wants to leave CAA.
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You hold that thought.
I'm gonna go say hello.
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Dude, I was just rolling
in the deep with you.
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Awesome, awesome, and I
totally want to hear about it.
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Just give me five minutes, will you?
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[Whispers] Ow.
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[Upbeat music]
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♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Being a child star really
fucked me up something fierce,
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I'll tell you that.
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I mean, at the beginning,
you know, it was so much fun.
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I mean, it was, uh...
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all the M&Ms you could possibly
want from craft service
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and all the suction you could
stand from the extras.
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But by the time that I left
The Wonder Years,
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I was, uh...
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I was shooting narcotics into my taint,
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and, uh, letting some very
questionable dudes
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blow me for drug money.
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Sometimes simultaneously.
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Ah, hey, you know, that's okay, dude.
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As my good friend and agent
is fond of saying,
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"Holes is holes," you know?
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[Laughter]
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What about you, Hank?
How are you feeling?
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Well, since you asked,
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I feel like the good lord himself
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picked me up in his bare hands,
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laid me down on a bed of rusty nails,
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pinned my ankles behind my ears,
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and just stuck it in.
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No vaseline, no lube, no nothing.
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Not even a little spittle.
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That motherfucker just took
his Darth Vader helmet,
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that big Darth Vader helmet
and just rammed it home.
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And he wrecked my pretty
little virgin asshole.
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My sweet little brown bud.
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Pulled out, came on my tits,
wiped his dick on the curtains,
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and left me for dead.
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That's just me.
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How 'bout you guys?
How do you feel?
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Is anybody else sitting
in a puddle right now?
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Splash! Ha ha!
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Come on, Hank, let's--
let's get serious, okay?
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Let's put on our big boy pants
and do some work.
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All right?
Give it a try.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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[Southern accent] My name is Hank.
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And, uh...
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- And...
- And...
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I'm an alcoholic.
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- You are?
- You are.
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Hey, now you're just slapping
labels on me, brother,
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and I don't appreciate that.
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Okay, Hank, addiction is defined
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as continuing to do something
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in the face of mounting consequence.
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Okay, I'm with you so far.
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Now take me somewhere with this.
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Okay, so how would you label yourself?
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I guess I see myself as an enthusiast.
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A drug and alcohol enthusiast.
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Hank, you're here because
you abused alcohol
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to such an extent
that your friends and family
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had to stage an intervention.
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That's true, but they're
a little screwy themselves.
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Really?
Well, your friend Charlie
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said that you drank your own urine.
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That--that is also true.
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But that was an honest mistake,
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and not as unpleasant as it sounds,
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which is good to know,
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in case you're ever in
a life and death situation.
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- You're welcome.
- [Snapping fingers]
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And you were distraught
over a former lover
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who killed herself and tried
to kill you in the process.
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Yeah. Well, it sounds
kind of soapy
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when you put it like that,
but who wouldn't be?
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I mean, isn't it normal
to want to numb yourself
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when you're in pain?
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Would a doctor operate
without anesthesia?
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[High-pitched]
Nailed it.
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Hank, this is not
an intellectual process.
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This is not a polemic.
Okay?
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This is about letting go
and letting God.
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Oh, yeah, well, that's what Batesy did.
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He let go, let God, and he let
you take him in your mouth.
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Boom.
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Thank you for
bringing this up, actually.
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Hank is referencing
an indiscretion of mine.
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And, uh, it was
completely unprofessional.
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Uh, and it led to a five-week
intense relationship.
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I have no regrets.
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I learned a lot about myself
during that time.
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- Ooh, I bet you did.
- I explored my humanity.
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And your flexibility.
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And I learned that I am
capable of error.
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But also capable of great passion.
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Richard Bates will always be
my favorite mistake.
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Ugh.
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Forgive me for asking,
but why are you here?
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- Me?
- Yeah, you.
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Why are you wasting all of our time?
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Who are you, and why are you
being so aggressive with me?
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This is Faith.
She's our new friend.
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- You missed her introduction.
- Because you were late.
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And I'm being so "aggressive" with you
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because everyone sitting here
is in real pain.
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You're just doing
lame stand-up over there.
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[Lisping] Hmm.
Maybe that's my process.
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Well, maybe you're just an asshole.
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No, I am definitely an asshole.
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There's no doubt about that.
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Hey, she's judging me.
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How come you're not coming down on her?
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We do not judge those who judge.
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Well, I think that's all for now.
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Why don't we stand up,
and everybody hold hands.
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God give us the serenity--
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No, no, no, take his hand
out of your pants.
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Take his hand out of your pants.
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Robbie, what is it you're looking for
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in a representative?
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It's quite simple, really.
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I'm looking for a man
who's an honest animal.
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I'm looking for a man who's an advocate
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for me and my career.
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And I want a man who's openly gay.
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Oh...I see.
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I want an agent who understands
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what I'm going through,
both as an artist
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and as a gay man.
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I want a "gaygent."
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[Chuckles] Well...
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That's--that's interesting.
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- Because...
- You're gay?
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I'm gay?
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Is that a question or a statement?
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Exactly.
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I don't understand.
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Well, then, let me clear it up
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for you, Robbie.
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If you sign with me,
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if you put your career
into my smooth, elegant hands,
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you could sleep easy, like a baby,
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content in the knowledge
that your representative
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understands you
from every conceivable angle.
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Because...
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Because...
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I'm...
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gay?
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[Both laughing]
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I knew it.
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You did?
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Mm!
Yeah.
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I mean, I had a strong feeling.
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What, a strong feeling?
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Really? Why?
I'm just curious.
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You're very sensitive and kind,
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yet incredibly carnal.
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And you're wearing pink.
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My gaydar is pinging, bro.
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I have a really good feeling
about this, Charlie.
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[Sighs]
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Fucking men!
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You know, I'm quitting men.
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I'm fucking quitting men.
Are you with me?
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I'm with you.
I'm with you,
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- whether I like it or not.
- Mm.
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'Cause it is gonna be a long time
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before I trust myself around
the male of the species.
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- Mm-hmm.
- 'Cause I--
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I don't know what it is.
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I just kind of turn them into...
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Wild animals.
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- Oh, dude.
- Yeah.
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I mean, I know what you mean.
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But you're missing
the whole point of the thing.
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They're born animals.
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We just--
we fool ourselves
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into thinking we can make into these
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sensitive little pussy eaters
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we could sit and watch
The Bachelor with.
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[Cell phone playing jingle]
Fuck.
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- It's my phone.
- What's wrong?
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- What?
- Oh, my God.
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- What?
- It's--it--I-I-I--
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it--it's that--
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I sent my resume for a job.
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- Don't answer it.
- It's for the--
257
00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:48,567
- Don't answer it.
- No, this is the--
258
00:10:48,601 --> 00:10:49,935
They might want
to interview--
259
00:10:49,969 --> 00:10:51,270
Dude, you're baked.
260
00:10:51,304 --> 00:10:53,705
You're gonna say something
stupid and jacked up...
261
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,941
- No, I'm good, I'm good.
- Like you fuckin' are doing.
262
00:10:55,975 --> 00:10:57,576
Mm-mmm.
Don't answer it.
263
00:10:57,610 --> 00:10:59,578
- I'm gonna answer it.
- No--fuck.
264
00:10:59,612 --> 00:11:01,413
- If you do, keep it down.
- I'm gonna answer it.
265
00:11:01,447 --> 00:11:04,116
I don't want Stuart to wake up
and get a contact high.
266
00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,018
- Good morning.
- Oh, shit.
267
00:11:06,052 --> 00:11:08,520
I'm sorry?
268
00:11:08,554 --> 00:11:10,656
[Whispering] You're so crazy.
269
00:11:10,690 --> 00:11:12,391
Hello.
270
00:11:12,425 --> 00:11:13,926
Oh, really?
271
00:11:15,628 --> 00:11:16,962
You do?
272
00:11:16,996 --> 00:11:18,330
[Whispering] They want to interview me.
273
00:11:18,364 --> 00:11:19,631
- Why?
- Well, yeah.
274
00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:21,033
I would love to come in
for an interview.
275
00:11:21,067 --> 00:11:22,034
[Sizzle]
Oh...
276
00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:23,368
Uh-huh.
277
00:11:23,403 --> 00:11:24,569
Half an hour?
278
00:11:24,604 --> 00:11:26,438
Yeah, I could get there in half an hour.
279
00:11:44,824 --> 00:11:48,760
Hey.
280
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,929
Hey.
281
00:11:50,964 --> 00:11:52,130
Yeah?
282
00:11:52,165 --> 00:11:54,700
Just sayin' hey.
283
00:11:54,734 --> 00:11:58,637
Hey.
284
00:11:58,671 --> 00:12:00,272
- We done?
- No.
285
00:12:00,306 --> 00:12:02,341
I wanted to apologize
for being such a turd
286
00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:03,942
in the punch bowl this morning.
287
00:12:03,977 --> 00:12:06,278
At least, I think it was me.
I mean, could have been you.
288
00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:07,379
Women's issues.
289
00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:09,448
Hormonal fluctuations and whatnot.
290
00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:13,085
Is it--sorry,
was this an apology or--
291
00:12:13,119 --> 00:12:14,219
Okay, it was me.
292
00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:16,254
Yeah. Hank.
293
00:12:16,289 --> 00:12:18,590
- Faith.
- Nice to meet you, Faith.
294
00:12:18,624 --> 00:12:20,859
What are you in for?
295
00:12:20,893 --> 00:12:22,794
Well...
296
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,663
it's a little personal, don't you think?
297
00:12:24,697 --> 00:12:27,399
Okay, well, then I will back up
298
00:12:27,433 --> 00:12:29,401
and make with the polite conversation.
299
00:12:29,435 --> 00:12:34,573
Um, what do you do in the real world?
300
00:12:34,607 --> 00:12:37,843
My relationship to the real world
301
00:12:37,877 --> 00:12:39,378
would be tenuous, at best.
302
00:12:39,412 --> 00:12:40,579
I hear that.
303
00:12:40,613 --> 00:12:41,847
But, if you must know,
304
00:12:41,881 --> 00:12:43,682
I traverse the globe.
305
00:12:43,716 --> 00:12:45,384
In the company of musicians.
306
00:12:46,886 --> 00:12:48,587
You're a groupie.
307
00:12:48,621 --> 00:12:49,654
I prefer muse.
308
00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:50,856
Sure, who wouldn't?
309
00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,657
That's nice work, if you can get it.
310
00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:57,996
"Muse" would really be more applicable,
311
00:12:58,031 --> 00:13:00,599
since men have written songs about me.
312
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,634
Well, I can see why.
313
00:13:02,668 --> 00:13:05,037
Hank, you're not my type.
314
00:13:05,071 --> 00:13:06,671
I wasn't trying to be.
315
00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:08,673
Right, 'cause I'm not
the least bit fuckable.
316
00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,275
I didn't say that.
317
00:13:10,309 --> 00:13:13,278
They kind of frown
on that sort of thing here.
318
00:13:13,312 --> 00:13:15,414
Not that it matters.
319
00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:21,420
Because I only fall
for extraordinary men.
320
00:13:21,454 --> 00:13:23,121
Oh...okay.
321
00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:26,458
Would you say
you're...extraordinary?
322
00:13:26,492 --> 00:13:28,293
[Chuckles] Fuck if I know, dude.
323
00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:30,262
[Laughs]
324
00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:32,464
Congrats--I think
that's probably
325
00:13:32,498 --> 00:13:36,034
the first really honest thing
I've heard you say.
326
00:13:36,069 --> 00:13:39,171
So...anything else
you'd care to discuss?
327
00:13:39,205 --> 00:13:42,107
No, that--
that about covers it.
328
00:13:42,141 --> 00:13:44,142
All righty, then.
329
00:13:44,177 --> 00:13:46,745
All right.
[Clicks tongue]
330
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,016
Oh...
331
00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:53,051
There she is--
Rebecca Moody!
332
00:13:53,086 --> 00:13:55,654
- [Giggles]
- Rebecca Moody!
333
00:13:57,657 --> 00:13:59,291
[Knock at door]
334
00:13:59,325 --> 00:14:02,360
Marcy?
335
00:14:02,395 --> 00:14:03,962
Please, I beg of you.
336
00:14:03,996 --> 00:14:06,865
Just a few moments of your time.
337
00:14:06,899 --> 00:14:09,034
- P-pl--
- Sit and spin, Stu.
338
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:10,235
Sit and spin.
339
00:14:10,269 --> 00:14:12,070
My heart aches for you, lover.
340
00:14:12,105 --> 00:14:13,872
For--former.
341
00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:15,674
Former lover.
342
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:18,477
Here, brought you cash.
343
00:14:18,511 --> 00:14:19,911
[Scoffs]
344
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:23,048
No, just walking around money.
No strings attached.
345
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:27,519
This is disg--
You think you can bribe me?
346
00:14:27,553 --> 00:14:29,387
It's not a bribe when it's love.
347
00:14:29,422 --> 00:14:31,923
It's not love when you're
getting your hog polished
348
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,959
by slutty starlets.
349
00:14:33,993 --> 00:14:36,461
Marcy, it was just
the twice with the one.
350
00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:37,729
[Scoffs]
351
00:14:37,763 --> 00:14:39,631
Fuck you, Stu.
352
00:14:39,665 --> 00:14:42,667
Okay. Fuck me.
353
00:14:42,702 --> 00:14:45,370
Wait, wait...
I forgot.
354
00:14:45,404 --> 00:14:47,906
Brought you some of this.
355
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,876
Figured you might be running low.
356
00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:57,649
Hoo!
357
00:14:57,683 --> 00:15:00,652
[Funk music]
358
00:15:00,686 --> 00:15:02,921
♪
359
00:15:02,955 --> 00:15:04,856
I miss making love with you, Marcy.
360
00:15:04,891 --> 00:15:06,424
Ohh.
361
00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:09,261
I miss my sexy wittle wubber fucky.
362
00:15:09,295 --> 00:15:11,363
What about Lizzie?
363
00:15:11,397 --> 00:15:13,832
[Laughs] Oh, please!
364
00:15:13,866 --> 00:15:15,267
She was done with me
365
00:15:15,301 --> 00:15:17,636
the second that we wrapped
Santa Monica Cop.
366
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,404
So you know what I did?
367
00:15:19,438 --> 00:15:21,940
I cut her right the fuck
out of the picture.
368
00:15:21,974 --> 00:15:24,409
And she gave lousy blowies.
369
00:15:24,443 --> 00:15:28,013
I mean, arrogant, lazy, toothy.
370
00:15:28,047 --> 00:15:29,681
- Ouch.
- Ouchy.
371
00:15:29,715 --> 00:15:31,383
- No.
- Mm-mmm.
372
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:33,018
Not fun.
Not fun.
373
00:15:33,052 --> 00:15:35,120
Hello.
Wait, wait, wait--whoa.
374
00:15:35,154 --> 00:15:36,888
What do we see here?
375
00:15:36,923 --> 00:15:38,089
- Oh, my goodness.
- Mm-mmm.
376
00:15:38,124 --> 00:15:39,157
- Oh, no!
- No!
377
00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:41,326
It appears--
it appears that mommy...
378
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,961
- I just found that.
- Is a little horn-ay!
379
00:15:42,995 --> 00:15:44,696
- I was vacuuming! Shut up!
- I know where you found it.
380
00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:47,232
- I just found that.
- I found it too!
381
00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:49,334
- Don't.
- You know...
382
00:15:49,368 --> 00:15:51,436
I have a wonderful idea.
383
00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:53,405
Don't. No.
No, you don't.
384
00:15:53,439 --> 00:15:56,274
Allow me to work on this
with you, Marcy.
385
00:15:56,309 --> 00:15:57,776
Let me taste you again.
386
00:15:57,810 --> 00:16:00,612
- Oh, Jesus.
- No, please.
387
00:16:00,646 --> 00:16:02,013
Please.
388
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:06,384
Let me just lick
all of your troubles away.
389
00:16:06,419 --> 00:16:07,452
[Slurp]
390
00:16:07,486 --> 00:16:09,754
- Oh, Jesus.
- No. No, no.
391
00:16:09,789 --> 00:16:14,092
I'll give you one of daddy's
long, slow tongue baths.
392
00:16:14,126 --> 00:16:15,994
- Oh, my God.
- Ah-blah-blah-blah.
393
00:16:16,028 --> 00:16:17,329
Oh, God.
394
00:16:17,363 --> 00:16:19,364
[Vibrator buzzing]
My snorkel.
395
00:16:19,398 --> 00:16:21,433
Oh, God.
396
00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:23,001
Oh, Jesus.
397
00:16:23,035 --> 00:16:24,836
That's what I'm sayin' right now.
398
00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:25,937
- Okay.
- [Rolls tongue]
399
00:16:25,972 --> 00:16:28,106
[Belt unbuckling]
Take off your glasses.
400
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:31,876
[Rock music playing]
401
00:16:31,911 --> 00:16:34,012
- What's with the muscle?
- Oh, him.
402
00:16:34,046 --> 00:16:36,348
- He gave me a ride.
- Why?
403
00:16:36,382 --> 00:16:37,849
Because I spent the night at his place.
404
00:16:37,883 --> 00:16:39,284
Oh...okay.
405
00:16:39,318 --> 00:16:41,386
Well, that's not the least
bit disgusting.
406
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,487
Not to mention dangerous.
407
00:16:42,521 --> 00:16:43,622
How do you know he's not
a serial killer?
408
00:16:43,656 --> 00:16:44,756
Look at him.
409
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:47,092
You should trust my judgment.
410
00:16:47,126 --> 00:16:48,393
I should? Why?
You have--
411
00:16:48,427 --> 00:16:50,895
you have terrible taste
in the opposite sex.
412
00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:53,265
Good visit, dad.
I should get going.
413
00:16:53,299 --> 00:16:56,101
You sit and you stay.
414
00:16:56,135 --> 00:16:59,404
Mm, what's his name?
415
00:16:59,438 --> 00:17:02,073
You don't know.
416
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,442
Jane, you ignorant slut.
417
00:17:04,477 --> 00:17:06,378
That's why I didn't introduce you.
418
00:17:06,412 --> 00:17:07,545
I wasn't being rude,
419
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,514
I just didn't retain the information.
420
00:17:09,548 --> 00:17:11,449
[Laughing] I'm appalled.
421
00:17:11,484 --> 00:17:13,618
And I'm changing the subject.
422
00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:15,754
- Ah.
- How are you?
423
00:17:15,788 --> 00:17:17,822
Seven different kinds of shitty.
424
00:17:17,857 --> 00:17:19,337
Trying to get it down to two or three.
425
00:17:19,358 --> 00:17:21,293
You know, fighting the good fight.
426
00:17:21,327 --> 00:17:22,460
Trying to make you proud of me,
427
00:17:22,495 --> 00:17:24,129
or at least a little less ashamed.
428
00:17:24,163 --> 00:17:25,330
How's school?
429
00:17:25,364 --> 00:17:27,098
Dad, I told you I'm not going.
430
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,633
Working on a novel.
431
00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:30,335
A novel, what--
432
00:17:30,369 --> 00:17:31,936
what are you gonna fill a novel with?
433
00:17:31,971 --> 00:17:34,372
Life. Love. Sex.
434
00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:36,608
Death.
What else?
435
00:17:36,642 --> 00:17:38,322
What do you know about
any of those things?
436
00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:41,279
That's the point, dad.
I want the experience.
437
00:17:41,314 --> 00:17:42,447
I want to start living.
438
00:17:42,481 --> 00:17:45,116
No, living is highly overrated.
439
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,919
Sir...
440
00:17:47,953 --> 00:17:49,521
Hey.
441
00:17:49,555 --> 00:17:51,156
Ross.
442
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:52,257
Oh!
443
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:54,059
It's nice to meet you.
444
00:17:54,093 --> 00:17:56,194
Roscoe.
445
00:17:56,228 --> 00:17:57,629
I just want to say
446
00:17:57,663 --> 00:18:00,131
I think that it's really cool
what you're doing here.
447
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,533
Respect.
448
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:02,934
I appreciate that.
449
00:18:02,968 --> 00:18:04,602
Been through it a few times
myself, actually.
450
00:18:04,637 --> 00:18:06,604
Yeah. Doesn't always take
the first time.
451
00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:07,605
You know?
452
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,174
85% of first-time rehabbers
453
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,842
eventually relapse.
454
00:18:10,876 --> 00:18:13,111
So go easy on yourself, okay?
455
00:18:13,145 --> 00:18:14,212
That's good to know.
456
00:18:14,246 --> 00:18:16,481
What's your poison?
The muffin?
457
00:18:16,515 --> 00:18:18,283
[Laughing] Oh, no.
458
00:18:18,317 --> 00:18:20,418
Heroin. Coke.
Booze, speed.
459
00:18:20,453 --> 00:18:22,020
A little bit of everything, really.
460
00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:23,755
And there's all the fucked-up
sexual shit
461
00:18:23,789 --> 00:18:25,790
that goes along with it.
462
00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:39,804
So that's the gist of it.
463
00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:41,806
Classy but decadent.
464
00:18:41,841 --> 00:18:44,042
Elegant yet understated.
465
00:18:44,076 --> 00:18:47,345
And 100% environmentally correct.
466
00:18:50,282 --> 00:18:53,084
- Karen?
- Mm.
467
00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:54,919
I'm sorry.
I'm starving.
468
00:18:54,954 --> 00:18:57,389
Mmm! Mmm.
469
00:18:57,423 --> 00:18:59,391
Mm, who lives here?
470
00:18:59,425 --> 00:19:01,159
- [Gags]
- Uh, I do.
471
00:19:01,193 --> 00:19:02,761
- Oh.
- With my husband.
472
00:19:02,795 --> 00:19:04,996
- Mmm.
- He's a musician.
473
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:08,533
Right. That--
that makes total sense.
474
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:12,003
He's really, really concerned
about the environment.
475
00:19:14,907 --> 00:19:16,307
[Mouth full] Groovy.
476
00:19:16,342 --> 00:19:18,443
Good for him.
477
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,113
Are you high right now?
478
00:19:22,148 --> 00:19:23,948
No.
479
00:19:23,983 --> 00:19:24,949
No, I am not.
480
00:19:24,984 --> 00:19:26,618
I'm highly professional.
481
00:19:26,652 --> 00:19:30,488
Highly.
482
00:19:30,523 --> 00:19:35,593
[Snickering]
483
00:19:35,628 --> 00:19:38,029
[Laughing] I'm sorry.
484
00:19:38,063 --> 00:19:40,598
I am. I'm really
fucking high right now.
485
00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:42,867
I know.
But it's so bad.
486
00:19:42,902 --> 00:19:44,702
I was smoking pot when you called,
487
00:19:44,737 --> 00:19:46,704
but it was such
an incredible opportunity,
488
00:19:46,739 --> 00:19:48,373
I didn't want to miss out.
I'm sorry.
489
00:19:48,407 --> 00:19:50,875
I'm sorry.
It's so unprofessional.
490
00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:53,845
I'm sorry.
491
00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:56,080
When can you start?
492
00:19:56,115 --> 00:19:58,116
What?
493
00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:59,417
I have the job?
494
00:19:59,452 --> 00:20:00,819
I know you're stoned,
495
00:20:00,853 --> 00:20:02,587
but I'm not talking
fuckin' French, am I?
496
00:20:02,621 --> 00:20:06,558
[Speaking French]
497
00:20:06,592 --> 00:20:08,927
[Laughing]
498
00:20:08,961 --> 00:20:10,562
Okay, you know your shit.
499
00:20:10,596 --> 00:20:11,996
- You like to party.
- Oh, yeah.
500
00:20:12,031 --> 00:20:13,998
You're gonna fit right in.
501
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,400
Just one thing, and, uh,
502
00:20:15,434 --> 00:20:17,202
you and I will get along just fine.
503
00:20:17,236 --> 00:20:18,603
Okay. Yeah.
504
00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:21,105
Don't fuck my husband.
505
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:25,243
Oh, God.
I'm not a husband fucker.
506
00:20:25,277 --> 00:20:28,213
[Buzzing] What's this, mommy?
507
00:20:32,251 --> 00:20:34,085
[Vibrator buzzing]
508
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,254
Oh, my God!
509
00:20:36,288 --> 00:20:38,857
Worst mother ever!
510
00:20:38,891 --> 00:20:39,858
Ugh!
511
00:20:39,892 --> 00:20:41,226
- Stu!
- Stuart!
512
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:43,194
My namesake!
Get over here, boy!
513
00:20:43,229 --> 00:20:44,529
Whoa! Help me!
514
00:20:44,563 --> 00:20:46,064
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
515
00:20:46,098 --> 00:20:47,866
Oh, God!
516
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,834
[Vibrator rumbling]
You got me, I got you...
517
00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:51,269
Why didn't you say something?
518
00:20:51,303 --> 00:20:53,605
Hmm?
About what?
519
00:20:53,639 --> 00:20:55,640
Did you sign Robbie Mac?
520
00:20:55,674 --> 00:20:57,642
Oh, that.
521
00:20:57,676 --> 00:21:00,411
Yeah, I just...wasn't sure
if it was gonna stick.
522
00:21:00,446 --> 00:21:02,313
Well, it stuck, all right.
523
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:05,617
It's on Deadline.
524
00:21:08,521 --> 00:21:12,023
[Chuckles]
525
00:21:14,326 --> 00:21:16,661
So it is.
526
00:21:16,695 --> 00:21:18,429
Told ya!
527
00:21:18,464 --> 00:21:20,131
Good job, Runkle.
528
00:21:20,165 --> 00:21:22,834
Congrats.
529
00:21:22,868 --> 00:21:24,335
Thanks.
530
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,371
I'm really happy for you, man.
531
00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:28,840
I know you've been struggling
with your sexuality now
532
00:21:28,874 --> 00:21:30,008
for years.
533
00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:31,175
It's gotta be liberating, right,
534
00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:33,077
outing yourself like this?
535
00:21:33,112 --> 00:21:35,880
And what a way to do it.
536
00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:37,582
Bravo, Runkle.
537
00:21:37,616 --> 00:21:38,883
Bravo.
538
00:21:38,918 --> 00:21:42,787
Wow, this is just out of control.
539
00:21:42,821 --> 00:21:44,722
It is.
And you know what?
540
00:21:44,757 --> 00:21:48,927
I think a whole new world's
about to open up for you.
541
00:21:48,961 --> 00:21:51,462
Welcome to the mafia, buddy.
542
00:21:53,832 --> 00:21:55,833
[Forced laugh]
543
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:17,488
[Floorboard creaks]
544
00:22:30,002 --> 00:22:32,604
I'm sorry, Hank.
545
00:22:32,638 --> 00:22:35,306
You're absolutely right.
546
00:22:35,341 --> 00:22:38,009
I don't know anything about you.
547
00:22:49,088 --> 00:22:50,955
But I want to.
548
00:23:00,099 --> 00:23:02,900
[Panting]
549
00:23:02,935 --> 00:23:04,636
Fuck!
550
00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:06,337
All this cunt is...
551
00:23:06,372 --> 00:23:09,007
- juice--uhh!
- What the fuck are you doing?
552
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:10,975
What does it look like I'm doing?
553
00:23:11,010 --> 00:23:13,611
Feel that?
It's my kegels.
554
00:23:13,646 --> 00:23:15,546
That's fancy for pussy exercises.
555
00:23:15,581 --> 00:23:17,148
- I don't mean to be rude--
- Oh, that's right!
556
00:23:17,182 --> 00:23:19,183
Take that, mommy!
557
00:23:19,218 --> 00:23:21,285
Please get the fuck off me.
Please?
558
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,554
You're getting soft.
559
00:23:23,589 --> 00:23:26,424
I can feel you getting soft already.
560
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:30,662
Faggot!
561
00:23:30,696 --> 00:23:34,365
You tell anyone about this...
I'll kill you.
562
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,566
Oh, no, don't worry.
563
00:23:35,601 --> 00:23:36,834
I'm not gonna tell anybody about this.
564
00:23:36,869 --> 00:23:40,938
Good.
565
00:23:40,973 --> 00:23:42,774
God, I want drugs!
566
00:23:42,808 --> 00:23:44,175
Yeah, well, who doesn't?
567
00:23:44,209 --> 00:23:45,443
[Sobbing] Fuck you.
568
00:23:45,477 --> 00:23:46,844
[Squeals] Kill you!
569
00:24:16,442 --> 00:24:17,642
Don't worry.
Your prayers have been answered.
570
00:24:17,676 --> 00:24:19,477
I'm leaving.
571
00:24:22,214 --> 00:24:23,815
That's it?
572
00:24:23,849 --> 00:24:25,450
You're quitting?
573
00:24:25,484 --> 00:24:26,651
Just like that?
574
00:24:26,685 --> 00:24:28,319
Yeah.
575
00:24:28,353 --> 00:24:29,787
This shit ain't for me.
576
00:24:29,822 --> 00:24:33,191
- Don't let me stop you.
- I'm not.
577
00:24:33,225 --> 00:24:35,126
That girl...
578
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,661
the one who came to visit.
579
00:24:36,695 --> 00:24:40,098
My daughter.
580
00:24:40,132 --> 00:24:41,572
Would you really want her to see you
581
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,535
make a chump move like this?
582
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:47,438
Besides, if you bail,
583
00:24:47,473 --> 00:24:52,243
you're never gonna find out
what the fuck I'm doing here.
584
00:25:08,193 --> 00:25:10,428
So...
585
00:25:10,462 --> 00:25:14,298
for the last six months,
586
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,634
I've been on the road with...
587
00:25:16,668 --> 00:25:19,537
one of the biggest bands in the world.
588
00:25:19,571 --> 00:25:24,208
And sharing a bed with arguably
589
00:25:24,243 --> 00:25:30,214
the most gifted guitar player
in the known universe.
590
00:25:30,249 --> 00:25:33,818
And, uh...
591
00:25:33,852 --> 00:25:36,154
about 36 hours ago,
592
00:25:36,188 --> 00:25:39,924
I woke up in room 1009, Four Seasons,
593
00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:42,794
somewhere in the middle
of this fair country.
594
00:25:42,828 --> 00:25:46,731
But on this particular morning,
there was no waking him up.
595
00:25:46,765 --> 00:25:48,299
'Cause he was dead.
596
00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:49,934
Yeah, I-I heard about that.
597
00:25:49,968 --> 00:25:52,236
I'm sorry.
598
00:25:52,271 --> 00:25:54,639
No, but you're right.
599
00:25:54,673 --> 00:25:56,107
That guy was a fuckin' genius.
600
00:25:56,141 --> 00:25:58,209
Yeah, fuck.
601
00:25:58,243 --> 00:26:02,146
He really was.
602
00:26:02,181 --> 00:26:06,751
And married too,
which is why I had to go.
603
00:26:06,785 --> 00:26:08,119
He had a credit here.
604
00:26:08,153 --> 00:26:10,855
Tried to get clean a bunch of times.
605
00:26:10,889 --> 00:26:13,257
He said I could come here
and use the credit
606
00:26:13,292 --> 00:26:18,896
if I ever got strung out
from the road, you know?
607
00:26:18,931 --> 00:26:23,067
I figured this was...
as good a place
608
00:26:23,101 --> 00:26:25,236
to grieve him as any.
609
00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:26,971
Sounds like a solid plan.
610
00:26:27,005 --> 00:26:29,907
Maybe it's not such a bad idea
for you too, Hank.
611
00:26:32,511 --> 00:26:35,913
What's so bad about taking
a vacation from your life?
612
00:26:38,517 --> 00:26:39,684
Do you wanna get high?
613
00:26:39,718 --> 00:26:41,452
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
614
00:26:41,486 --> 00:26:43,154
I believe he does.
615
00:26:43,188 --> 00:26:46,324
Do you have anything to roll with?
616
00:26:46,358 --> 00:26:48,226
Ooh...um...
617
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:50,428
[Cellophane crinkling]
618
00:26:50,462 --> 00:26:53,064
They don't call it
the good book for nothin'.
619
00:26:53,098 --> 00:26:54,999
Oh...
620
00:26:55,033 --> 00:26:56,834
Old testament or new?
621
00:26:56,869 --> 00:26:59,036
I'm an old school kind of girl.
622
00:26:59,071 --> 00:27:00,438
[Whispering] I feel so bad.
623
00:27:00,472 --> 00:27:02,206
[Both chuckle]
624
00:27:02,549 --> 00:27:12,936
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