1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,955 Previously on Californication: 2 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:13,250 How many of those pills did you take? How many? 3 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:15,051 - No more than you. - What did you do? 4 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:16,751 Only what you made me. 5 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:19,021 Am I gonna be okay? 6 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:21,324 The doctors, they think you're gonna be fine. 7 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:23,866 - What about her? - You gotta get past this. 8 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,401 You gotta forgive yourself. 9 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:28,732 She was fucking looney tunes. She tried to kill you, Hank. 10 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:32,206 - You have a little flotsam and jetsam. - You blew him again, didn't you? 11 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:35,369 Goddamn it, Stu. I know about the blowie! 12 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,742 It was two, actually. It was two. 13 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:41,442 And you're gonna be hearing from my attorney, motherfucker. 14 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:44,054 - I want you to meet Gabriel. - Nice to meet you, Gabe. 15 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,553 What the fuck? 16 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,953 Sorry, Hank. You weren't supposed to see that. 17 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:50,651 I'm dropping out of school. I want to be a writer. 18 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,296 You gotta get your ass to rehab. 19 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:54,830 Get your head out of your ass and stop drinking. 20 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:58,060 Sooner or later, you're just gonna kill yourself. 21 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,828 Oh, shit. 22 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,631 This better not be an intervention. 23 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,241 Hey! It's time for group. 24 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,551 This place is inspiring, Hank. 25 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:24,752 Really, totally worth the 60 large, if you ask me. 26 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,955 Say, do they let you masturbate here? 27 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,431 I'm just curious, it'd be cool to blow a big, salty one right in... 28 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,866 big salty out there, don't you think? 29 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:37,841 Now, there is the surly, mean-spirited bastard that I know and love. 30 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:39,806 He's back. 31 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,309 Do I feel better? Yes. 32 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:44,039 Do I see the wisdom in a time-out or a tune-up? 33 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:45,239 - Sure. - Good. 34 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:48,682 I'm doing my best just to keep an open mind about this kumbaya shit. 35 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,982 - That's good. - But some of the clientele, Charlie... 36 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:04,627 - What's this? - It's a dimebag of daddy's little helper. 37 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,533 - It's gonna help take the edge off. - How'd you get this in? 38 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,435 My butt cheeks. 39 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:12,133 It feels good to finally unclench. 40 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,402 I'm disgusted... 41 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:15,637 yet delighted. Thank you. 42 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,373 But aren't you supposed to be supporting my sobriety? 43 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:19,846 Come on, weed don't count. 44 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,851 Oh, these queerios in here would beg to differ. 45 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:26,686 Twenty years ago, people partied too much. Now, everybody's an addict. 46 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:29,452 I know I'm a big fan of the bye-bye-pain juice... 47 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:31,857 but I don't think I'm an alcoholic, do you? 48 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:33,993 Charlie? 49 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,634 - Charlie, you listening to me? - Yeah. I'm with you. 50 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:38,530 Is that Robbie Mac? 51 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:40,693 - Who? - The actor. 52 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:43,033 - I don't know. - I hear he wants to leave CAA. 53 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:46,541 - Hold that thought. I'll say hello. - I was rolling in the deep with you. 54 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:50,237 Awesome, and I totally wanna hear about it. Give me five minutes, will you? 55 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,757 Being a child star fucked me up something fierce. 56 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:45,163 At the beginning, you know, it was so much fun. 57 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:48,397 It was all the M&M's you could possibly want from Craft Service... 58 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,700 and all the suction you could stand. 59 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:54,504 But by the time that I left The Wonder Years, I was... 60 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:58,475 I was shooting narcotics into my taint... 61 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:02,780 and letting some very questionable dudes blow me for drug money. 62 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:06,457 Sometimes simultaneously. 63 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,149 Hey, you know, that's okay, dude. 64 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:10,419 As my good friend and agent is fond of saying: 65 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,790 "Holes is holes." You know? 66 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,997 What about you, Hank? How are you feeling? 67 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,136 Well, since you asked... 68 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:21,067 I feel like the good Lord himself... 69 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:23,298 picked me up with his bare hands... 70 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,374 laid me down on a bed of rusty nails... 71 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:27,875 pinned my ankles behind my ears and stuck it in. 72 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:31,208 No Vaseline, no lube, no nothing. Not even a little spittle. 73 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,578 That motherfucker took his Darth Vader helmet... 74 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,482 that big Darth Vader helmet and just rammed it home. 75 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:40,716 He wrecked my pretty little virgin asshole, my sweet little brown bud. 76 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:45,386 Pulled out, came on my tits, wiped his dick on the curtains and left me for dead. 77 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,963 That's just me. How about you guys? How do you feel? 78 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:52,569 Is anybody else sitting in a puddle right now? 79 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:53,897 Splash! 80 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,763 Come on, Hank, let's... Let's get serious, okay? 81 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:59,603 Let's put on our big-boy pants and do some work. 82 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,073 All right? Give it a try. 83 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,804 - Okay. - Okay. 84 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,915 My name is Hank. 85 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:06,682 And... 86 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:11,984 - And... - And... 87 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,180 I'm an alcoholic. 88 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,848 - You are? - You are. 89 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:18,325 Now you're slapping labels on me, brother, and I don't appreciate that. 90 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:19,861 Hank, addiction is defined... 91 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:22,863 as continuing to do something in the face of mounting consequence. 92 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,366 I'm with you so far. Take me somewhere with this. 93 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:26,868 How would you label yourself? 94 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:29,905 I guess I see myself as an enthusiast. 95 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,373 A drug and alcohol enthusiast. 96 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,944 Hank, you're here because you abused alcohol... 97 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:38,480 to such an extent that your friends and family staged an intervention. 98 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:40,447 True, but they're a little screwy. 99 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:43,951 Really? Well, your friend Charlie said that you drank your own urine. 100 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:47,324 That... That is also true. But that was an honest mistake... 101 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:51,428 and not as unpleasant as it sounds, which is good to know if you're... 102 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:53,222 in a life-and-death situation. 103 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:54,693 You're welcome. 104 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:58,125 And you were distraught over a former lover who killed herself... 105 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:02,034 - ...and tried to kill you in the process. - Yeah. Well, it sounds kind of soapy... 106 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,471 when you put it like that, but who wouldn't be? 107 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:07,577 Isn't it normal to want to numb yourself when you're in pain? 108 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:10,146 Would a doctor operate without anesthesia? 109 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,782 Nailed it. 110 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:14,748 Hank, this is not an intellectual process. 111 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:16,477 This is not a polemic. Okay? 112 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:18,918 This is about letting go and letting God. 113 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:20,557 Well, that's what Batesy did. 114 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:24,490 He let go, let God, and he let you take him in your mouth. 115 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:30,158 Thank you for bringing this up. Hank is referencing an indiscretion of mine. 116 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:33,267 And it was completely unprofessional. 117 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:36,839 And it led to a five-week intense relationship. I have no regrets. 118 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:39,101 I learned a lot about myself during that time. 119 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,245 - I bet you did. - I explored my humanity. 120 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,641 And your flexibility. 121 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,679 I learned that I am capable of error... 122 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:46,839 but also capable of great passion. 123 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,349 Richard Bates will always be my favorite mistake. 124 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:56,048 Forgive me for asking... 125 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:58,126 - ...but why are you here? - Me? 126 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:00,594 Yeah, you. Why are you wasting all of our time? 127 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,290 Who are you, and why are you being so aggressive? 128 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,265 This is Faith. She's our new friend. 129 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,668 - You missed her introduction. - You were late. I'm being aggressive... 130 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:11,502 because everyone sitting here is in real pain. 131 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,666 You're just doing lame stand-up over there. 132 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,177 Maybe that's my process. 133 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:18,406 Oh, well, maybe you're just an asshole. 134 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:21,142 I am definitely an asshole. There's no doubt about that. 135 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:24,550 Hey, she's judging me. How come you're not coming down on her? 136 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,815 We do not judge those who judge. 137 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,488 Well, I think that's all for now. 138 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:35,496 Why don't we stand up and everybody hold hands? 139 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:42,867 God give us the serenity... 140 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:47,341 No, no, no, take his hand out of your pants. Take his hand out of your pants. 141 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:52,347 Robbie, what is it you're looking for in a representative? 142 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,711 It's quite simple, really. 143 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:57,316 I'm looking for a man who's an honest animal. 144 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,457 I'm looking for a man... 145 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:02,422 who's an advocate for me and my career. 146 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,892 And I want a man who's openly gay. 147 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:08,391 I see. 148 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:11,330 I want an agent who understands what I'm going through... 149 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,902 both as an artist... 150 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,039 and as a gay man. 151 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,606 I want a "gaygent." 152 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,165 Well... 153 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,438 That's... That's interesting. 154 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:24,673 - Because... - You're gay? 155 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:27,717 I'm gay? 156 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,378 Is that a question or a statement? 157 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:32,886 Exactly. 158 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:35,422 I don't understand. 159 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:38,790 Well, then, let me clear it up for you, Robbie. 160 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:41,158 If you sign with me... 161 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:45,462 If you put your career into my smooth, elegant hands... 162 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:49,095 you could sleep easy, like a baby... 163 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:52,300 content in the knowledge that your representative... 164 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:56,038 understands you from every conceivable angle. 165 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:58,915 Because... 166 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:02,918 Because... 167 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,317 I'm... 168 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,893 ."gay? 169 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,436 - I knew it. - You did? 170 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,843 Yeah. I mean, I had a strong feeling. 171 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:29,571 A strong feeling? Really? Why? I'm just curious. 172 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:33,478 Well, you're very sensitive and kind... 173 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,919 yet incredibly carnal. 174 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:38,488 And you're wearing pink. 175 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:42,259 My gaydar is pinging, bro. 176 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:47,626 I have a really good feeling about this, Charlie. 177 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,506 Fucking men! 178 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,743 You know, I'm quitting men. 179 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,979 I'm fucking quitting men. Are you with me? 180 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:13,646 I'm with you. I'm with you whether I like it or not. 181 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,622 Because it is gonna be a long time... 182 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:19,729 before I trust myself around the male of the species. 183 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:22,024 Because I... I don't know what it is. 184 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,532 I just kind of turn them into... 185 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,801 wild animals. 186 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,166 - Oh, dude. - Yeah. 187 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,739 I mean, I know what you mean. 188 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,240 But you're missing the whole point of the thing. 189 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,912 They're born animals. We just... 190 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:39,242 We fool ourselves into thinking we can make them into these... 191 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,146 sensitive little pussy-eaters... 192 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,719 we could sit and watch The Bachelor with. 193 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,545 - Fuck. - What? 194 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,816 - It's my phone. - What's wrong? 195 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,392 - What? - Oh, my God. 196 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:52,085 - What? - It's... it... I... 197 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,559 it... It's that... 198 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:56,325 - I sent my résumé for a job. It's for... - Don't answer. 199 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,060 - Don't answer. - This is... They might want to interview... 200 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:00,363 Dude, you're baked. 201 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,802 You're gonna say something stupid and jacked up... 202 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,067 - I'm good. - ...like you fucking are doing. 203 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:06,676 Don't answer it. 204 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,573 - I'm gonna answer it. - No... Fuck. 205 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,509 - If you do, keep it down. - I'll answer. 206 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,207 I don't want Stuart to wake up and get a contact high. 207 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,749 - Good morning. - Oh, shit. 208 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,121 I'm sorry? 209 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,882 You're so crazy. 210 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,491 Hello. 211 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,456 Oh, really? 212 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,062 You do? 213 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:27,424 They want to interview me. 214 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:28,724 - Why? - Well, yeah. 215 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,368 I would love to come in for an interview. 216 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,694 Half an hour? Yeah, I could get there in half an hour. 217 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,252 Hey. 218 00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,589 Hey. 219 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,256 Yeah? 220 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,127 Just saying hey. 221 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,430 Hey. 222 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,366 - We done? - No. 223 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:13,032 I wanted to apologize for being such a turd in the punch bowl this morning. 224 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:16,305 At least, I think it was me. Could've been you. Women's issues. 225 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,540 Hormonal fluctuations and whatnot. 226 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:22,083 Is it...? Sorry, was this an apology or...? 227 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,847 Okay, it was me. Yeah, Hank. 228 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,683 - Faith. - Nice to meet you, Faith. 229 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,656 What are you in for? 230 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,852 Well... 231 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,860 That's personal, don't you think? 232 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:38,593 Okay, well, then I will back up and make with the polite conversation. 233 00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:43,134 What do you do in the real world? 234 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:48,539 My relationship to the real world would be tenuous, at best. 235 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,942 - I hear that. - But if you must know... 236 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,776 I traverse the globe... 237 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,508 in the company of musicians. 238 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:57,212 You're a groupie. 239 00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:00,088 - I prefer "muse." - Sure, who wouldn't? 240 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,657 Nice work, if you can get it. 241 00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:07,059 I'll take "groupie," but "muse" would really be more applicable... 242 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,893 since men have written songs about me. 243 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:12,035 Well, I can see why. 244 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:14,330 Hank, you're not my type. 245 00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,473 - I wasn't trying to be. - Right. 246 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,405 - Because I'm not the least bit fuckable. - I didn't say that. 247 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,375 They kind of frown on that sort of thing here. 248 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,876 Not that it matters. 249 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:30,510 Because I only fall for extraordinary men. 250 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,246 Okay- 251 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:35,324 Would you say you're extraordinary? 252 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,420 Fuck if I know, dude. 253 00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:43,832 Congrats, I think that's probably the first really honest thing I've heard you say. 254 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:48,262 So anything else you'd care to discuss? 255 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,204 No, that... That about covers it. 256 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,868 - Alrighty, then. - All right. 257 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:02,650 There she is, Rebecca Moody! 258 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,788 Rebecca Moody! 259 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,719 Marcy? 260 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:15,127 Please, I beg of you, just a few moments of your time. 261 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,130 Sit and spin, Stu. Sit and spin. 262 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,237 My heart aches for you, lover. 263 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,997 "For... " "Former." 264 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,369 - "Former lover." - Here. 265 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,604 Brought you cash. 266 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,205 No, just walking-around money. No strings attached. 267 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,643 That's disg... You think you can bribe me? 268 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,288 It's not a bribe when it's love. 269 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:42,586 It's not love when you're getting your hog polished by slutty starlets. 270 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,627 Marcy, it was just the twice with the one. 271 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,499 - Fuck you, Stu. - Okay. 272 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,796 Fuck me. 273 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,130 Wait, wait. I forgot. 274 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,037 Brought you some of this. 275 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,733 Figured you might be running low. 276 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,690 I miss making love with you, Marcy. 277 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:18,093 I miss my sexy wittle wubber fucky. 278 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:19,823 What about Lizzie? 279 00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:22,727 Oh, please! 280 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:26,529 She was done with me the second that we wrapped Santa Monica Cop. 281 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,000 So you know what I did? 282 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,798 I cut her right the fuck out of the picture. 283 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,239 And she gave lousy blowies. 284 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,846 I mean, arrogant, lazy, toothy. 285 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,806 No. 286 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,848 Not fun. Not fun. 287 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:44,248 Hello. Wait, wait, wait, whoa. 288 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,788 What do we see here? Oh, my goodness. 289 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,049 - Oh, no! - No! 290 00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:50,215 - It appears that Mommy... - I found that. 291 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,622 Is a little horny! 292 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,354 I was vacuuming! Shut up! 293 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,692 - I just found that. - I found it too! 294 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:58,130 - Don't. - You know... 295 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,327 I have a wonderful idea. 296 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,494 Don't. No. No, you don't. 297 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:05,141 Allow me to work on this with you, Marcy. 298 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,742 Let me taste you again. 299 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:09,572 - Oh, Jesus. - No, please. 300 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,076 Please. 301 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:16,276 Let me just lick all of your troubles away. 302 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,881 - Oh, Jesus. - No. No, no. 303 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:23,220 I'll give you one of Daddy's long, slow tongue baths. 304 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:24,656 Oh, my God. 305 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,352 Oh, God. 306 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,498 My snorkel. 307 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,600 Oh, God. 308 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,133 Oh, Jesus. 309 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:35,067 - That's what I'm saying right now. - Okay. 310 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:37,264 Take off your glasses. 311 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,175 - What's with the muscle? - Oh, him. 312 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,370 He gave me a ride. 313 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,675 - Why? - Because I spent the night at his place. 314 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,250 Oh, okay. 315 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,353 Well, that's not the least bit disgusting. 316 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,888 Not to mention dangerous. How do you know he's not a serial killer? 317 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,185 You should trust my judgment. 318 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,591 I should? Why? You have... You have terrible taste in the opposite sex. 319 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:04,065 - Good visit, Dad. I should get going. - You sit and you stay. 320 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,665 What's his name? 321 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,333 You don't know. 322 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:15,502 - Jane, you ignorant slut. - That's why I didn't introduce you. 323 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,614 I wasn't being rude, I just didn't retain the information. 324 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,576 I'm appalled. 325 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,117 And I'm changing the subject. 326 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,520 - How are you? - Seven different kinds of shitty. 327 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:30,353 Trying to get it down to two or three. You know, fighting the good fight. 328 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:34,225 Trying to make you proud of me, or at least a little less ashamed. How's school? 329 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,333 Dad, I told you, I'm not going. Working on a novel. 330 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:41,097 A novel. What...? What are you gonna fill a novel with? 331 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,571 Life. Love. Sex. Death. 332 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,476 - What else? - What do you know about any of those? 333 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,011 That's the point, Dad. I want the experience. 334 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,578 I want to start living. 335 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,240 No, living is highly overrated. 336 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,510 Sir? 337 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,581 Hey. 338 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,621 Ross. 339 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,124 It's nice to meet you. Roscoe. 340 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,486 I just wanna say... 341 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,223 I think that it's really cool what you're doing here. 342 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,799 - Respect. - I appreciate that. 343 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,301 Been through it a few times myself, actually. Yeah. 344 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,337 Doesn't always take the first time. 345 00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,772 Eighty-five percent of first-time rehabbers eventually relapse. 346 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,002 So go easy on yourself, okay? 347 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,202 That's good to know. 348 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,177 What's your poison? The muffin? 349 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,975 Oh, no. 350 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:31,120 Heroin, coke, booze, speed. A little bit of everything, really. 351 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,553 And there's all the fucked-up sexual shit that goes along with it. 352 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,595 So that's the gist of it. 353 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,671 Classy but decadent. 354 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,070 Elegant yet understated. 355 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:56,543 And 100 percent environmentally correct. 356 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,072 Karen? 357 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,615 I'm sorry. I'm starving. 358 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,059 Who lives here? 359 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:11,785 I do. With my husband. 360 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,930 He's a musician. 361 00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:17,658 Right. That... That makes total sense. 362 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:21,828 He's really, really concerned about the environment. 363 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,166 Groovy. 364 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,438 Good for him. 365 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,078 - Are you high right now? - No. 366 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:35,912 No, I am not. I'm highly professional. 367 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,917 Highly- 368 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,789 I'm sorry. 369 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,694 I am. I'm really fucking high right now. 370 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:53,595 I know. But it's so bad. I was smoking pot when you called... 371 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:57,036 but it was such an incredible opportunity, I didn't wanna miss out. 372 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,006 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's so unprofessional. 373 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:02,042 I'm sorry. 374 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,205 When can you start? 375 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,241 What? 376 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:08,612 I have the job? 377 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,814 I know you're stoned, but I'm not talking French, am I? 378 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,754 Okay, you know your shit. You like to party. 379 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:23,126 - Oh, yeah. - You're gonna fit right in. 380 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,962 Just one thing, and you and I will get along just fine. 381 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:27,561 Okay. Yeah. 382 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,439 Don't fuck my husband. 383 00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:33,643 Oh, God. I'm not a husband-fucker. 384 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,745 What's this, Mommy? 385 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,979 Oh, my God! 386 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,855 Worst mother ever! 387 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,728 - Stu! - Stuart! My namesake! 388 00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,762 Get over here, boy! Whoa, help me! 389 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,095 Oh, God! 390 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,997 You got me, I got you... 391 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,500 Why didn't you say something? 392 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:02,701 About what? 393 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,764 Did you sign Robbie Mac? 394 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,341 Oh, that. 395 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,506 Yeah, I just... I wasn't sure if it was gonna stick. 396 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:12,308 Well, it stuck, all right. It's on Deadline. 397 00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:26,688 - So it is. - Told you! 398 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,294 Good job, Runkle. 399 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,899 Congrats. 400 00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:33,465 Thanks. 401 00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:35,497 I'm really happy for you, man. 402 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,567 I know you've struggled with your sexuality for years. 403 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:42,203 It's gotta be liberating, right, outing yourself like this? 404 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,608 And what a way to do it. 405 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,539 Bravo, Runkle. 406 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:47,740 Bravo. 407 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:51,479 Wow, this is just out of control. 408 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,021 It is. And you know what? 409 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:57,490 I think a whole new world's about to open up for you. 410 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,821 Welcome to the mafia, buddy. 411 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:41,226 I'm sorry, Hank. 412 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,271 You're absolutely right. 413 00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:47,041 I don't know anything about you. 414 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,220 But I want to. 415 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:13,592 Fuck! 416 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:18,139 - Oh, this cunt is... Juice... - What the fuck are you doing? 417 00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:20,139 What does it look like I'm doing? 418 00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:22,744 Feel that? It's my Kegels. 419 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,574 That's fancy for "pussy exercises." 420 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:28,343 - I don't mean to be rude... - Oh, that's right! Take that, Mommy! 421 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,418 Please get the fuck off me. Please? 422 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,577 You're getting soft. 423 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:35,281 I can feel you getting soft already. 424 00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:36,924 Faggot! 425 00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:43,497 You tell anyone about this, I'll kill you. 426 00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:46,067 Oh, no, don't worry, I'm not gonna tell anybody. 427 00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:47,669 Good. 428 00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:51,933 God, I want more drugs! 429 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,337 Yeah, well, who doesn't? 430 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,006 Fuck you. Kill you! 431 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:28,337 Don't worry. Your prayers have been answered. I'm leaving. 432 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,013 That's it? 433 00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:34,650 You're quitting? 434 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:35,876 Just like that? 435 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:39,022 Yeah. This shit ain't for me. 436 00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:42,021 - Don't let me stop you. - I'm not. 437 00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:44,422 That girl. 438 00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:45,822 The one who came to visit. 439 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,691 My daughter. 440 00:24:49,454 --> 00:24:53,027 Would you really want her to see you making a chump move like this? 441 00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:56,338 Besides, if you bail... 442 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:59,840 you're never gonna find out what the fuck I'm doing here. 443 00:25:17,415 --> 00:25:18,450 So... 444 00:25:19,484 --> 00:25:22,761 for the last six months... 445 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,832 I've been on the road with... 446 00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:28,665 one of the biggest bands in the world. 447 00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:33,400 And sharing a bed with arguably... 448 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:38,344 the most gifted guitar player in the known universe. 449 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,248 And... 450 00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:45,353 about 36 hours ago... 451 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:48,923 I woke up in Room 1009, Four Seasons... 452 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,287 somewhere in the middle of this fair country. 453 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:55,726 But on this particular morning, there was no waking him up... 454 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:57,161 because he was dead. 455 00:25:57,322 --> 00:26:00,963 Yeah, I heard about that. I'm sorry. 456 00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:03,368 Yeah, but you're right. 457 00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:07,237 - That guy was a fucking genius. - Yeah, fuck. 458 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,705 He really was. 459 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:15,646 And married too, which is why I had to go. 460 00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:17,115 He had a credit here. 461 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:19,255 Tried to get clean a bunch of times. 462 00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:23,587 He said I could come here and use the credit if I ever got... 463 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:26,695 strung out from the road, you know? 464 00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:29,659 I figured... 465 00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:33,598 this was as good a place to grieve him as any. 466 00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:36,132 Sounds like a solid plan. 467 00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:39,104 Maybe it's not such a bad idea for you too, Hank. 468 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:45,111 What's so bad about taking a vacation from your life? 469 00:26:47,672 --> 00:26:50,312 - Do you wanna get high? - Does the Pope shit in the woods? 470 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,313 I believe he does. 471 00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:56,084 Do you have anything to roll with? 472 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,196 They don't call it the good book for nothing. 473 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:05,664 Old Testament or New? 474 00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:08,236 I'm an old-school kind of girl. 475 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:09,633 I feel so bad.