1 00:00:00,752 --> 00:00:03,452 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:05,753 --> 00:00:07,156 [ growling ] Argh... 3 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:09,825 Some guys just can't take "no" for an answer. 4 00:00:09,892 --> 00:00:11,994 The Morrigan wants that photo! 5 00:00:12,061 --> 00:00:14,230 Oh, I can't blame her. Have you seen it? 6 00:00:14,297 --> 00:00:14,896 Awkward! 7 00:00:14,964 --> 00:00:16,565 Ahhhh! 8 00:00:16,633 --> 00:00:17,132 [ thud! ] 9 00:00:19,701 --> 00:00:20,135 [ whack! ] 10 00:00:22,204 --> 00:00:22,637 [ whack! ] 11 00:00:23,939 --> 00:00:26,174 [ laughing ] 12 00:00:26,242 --> 00:00:29,244 Kenzi for the assist! Yes! 13 00:00:29,545 --> 00:00:32,630 Did you like that part? Where I pretended to fall on my ass 14 00:00:32,631 --> 00:00:35,715 when actually I was like a stealth missile lasering in on target. 15 00:00:35,783 --> 00:00:38,519 Smooth. Remind me to book you on "Dancing With The Fae". 16 00:00:38,586 --> 00:00:39,719 Is that a thing? 17 00:00:39,787 --> 00:00:42,689 Just help me drag tall, dark and hideous out of sight, okay? 18 00:00:42,757 --> 00:00:45,992 You know, far be it from me to be a Wendy Whiner... 19 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:47,361 Totally. 20 00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:49,728 But this is the third Faebag attack this week. 21 00:00:49,796 --> 00:00:51,164 Your point, Wendy? 22 00:00:51,231 --> 00:00:54,534 Yesterday it was the two-headed thingie that looked like Regis. 23 00:00:54,601 --> 00:00:56,369 Then before that it was that hotdog vendor 24 00:00:56,436 --> 00:00:58,237 that turned out to be a fire- breathing...? 25 00:00:58,305 --> 00:01:00,706 - I wanna say, frog? - Jellyfish? 26 00:01:00,774 --> 00:01:02,841 Whatever it was, we kicked its gelatinous ass. 27 00:01:02,909 --> 00:01:07,385 You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm only human, Bo. 28 00:01:07,386 --> 00:01:10,315 And, no offense, but you ain't lookin' so chipper either. 29 00:01:10,383 --> 00:01:13,285 Hey, whatever the Morrigan dishes out, I can handle it. 30 00:01:13,352 --> 00:01:15,920 You still got that doozie from yesterday's slug fest? 31 00:01:15,988 --> 00:01:17,589 Yesterday it was a cut. 32 00:01:17,657 --> 00:01:19,457 Today it is a bruise. I'm healing. 33 00:01:19,525 --> 00:01:22,226 - Slowly. Very slowly. - What are you saying? 34 00:01:22,294 --> 00:01:24,562 The doc... I mean... 35 00:01:24,629 --> 00:01:26,730 you know, isn't it like trying to charge an iPad 36 00:01:26,798 --> 00:01:29,600 - with a hamster wheel? - Okay, time out. 37 00:01:29,668 --> 00:01:31,635 What exactly do you have against Lauren? 38 00:01:31,703 --> 00:01:32,769 Moi? 39 00:01:32,837 --> 00:01:36,039 Oh, come on, Kenzi, with the little digs and the rolling of the eyes... 40 00:01:36,107 --> 00:01:38,241 - I'm not stupid. - Well... 41 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:40,543 Here's your chance, while I'm still high 42 00:01:40,611 --> 00:01:43,179 off my wicked moves. Get it out of your system! 43 00:01:43,247 --> 00:01:46,849 She is bossy, territorial, and controlling. 44 00:01:46,917 --> 00:01:49,586 She thinks you're immature, irresponsible and clingy. 45 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:50,786 She does!? 46 00:01:50,854 --> 00:01:52,422 Oh, you've said those things about yourself. 47 00:01:52,489 --> 00:01:54,789 Yeah, but when I say it, it is adorable. 48 00:01:54,857 --> 00:01:57,292 Okay, the point is I love Lauren. 49 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,395 She's a huge part of my life. As are you. 50 00:02:00,463 --> 00:02:02,931 So in the Battle of BFF versus Main Squeeze, 51 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:06,201 I think it's time we called a truce. Got it? 52 00:02:08,904 --> 00:02:09,737 Uh huh. 53 00:02:09,804 --> 00:02:13,874 Now, all those on Team Bo... drinks are on me. 54 00:02:17,312 --> 00:02:17,678 [ whack! ] 55 00:02:19,381 --> 00:02:20,414 That's right... 56 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:24,051 Oh, Bruce... you disappoint me. 57 00:02:24,119 --> 00:02:26,219 - I'm Steve... - How did this happen? 58 00:02:26,287 --> 00:02:31,124 - It's not my fault, she had an army. - Don't insult my intelligence! 59 00:02:31,191 --> 00:02:33,192 You're a worse liar than your brother, Eric. 60 00:02:33,261 --> 00:02:35,362 - Dave. - I don't care! 61 00:02:35,429 --> 00:02:37,163 If I hadn't just had my nails done, 62 00:02:37,231 --> 00:02:39,266 I'd rip your beating heart out myself. 63 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,834 You're too kind. 64 00:02:46,673 --> 00:02:51,243 I think someone's getting a little too big for her leather britches. 65 00:02:51,311 --> 00:02:55,115 [ rustling ] 66 00:02:57,183 --> 00:03:00,385 Soon, my pet... soon. 67 00:03:07,459 --> 00:03:11,496 If Li'l Bo Bleep thinks she can play in the big leagues... 68 00:03:11,563 --> 00:03:13,264 let the games begin. 69 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:18,702 Life is hard when you don't know who you are. 70 00:03:19,804 --> 00:03:21,871 It's harder when you don't know what you are. 71 00:03:22,807 --> 00:03:25,509 My love carries a death sentence. 72 00:03:25,576 --> 00:03:30,379 I was lost for years, searching while hiding. 73 00:03:30,447 --> 00:03:33,316 Only to find that I belonged to a world hidden from humans. 74 00:03:34,618 --> 00:03:36,385 I won't hide anymore. 75 00:03:36,453 --> 00:03:38,921 I will live the life I choose. 76 00:03:41,103 --> 00:03:44,297 3x03 - ConFaegion 77 00:03:45,429 --> 00:03:48,663 EKG, MRI, EMV... 78 00:03:48,731 --> 00:03:50,598 Wake me up when you get to S&M. 79 00:03:52,335 --> 00:03:54,269 See, the truth of it, Vex, is that... 80 00:03:54,337 --> 00:03:58,540 No, don't sugar coat it, Doc. Just give it to me straight. 81 00:03:58,607 --> 00:04:01,876 Okay... there is nothing physically wrong with your arm, 82 00:04:01,944 --> 00:04:04,445 or your nervous system, or your musculoskeletal system... 83 00:04:05,547 --> 00:04:09,150 Then... why... can't I... 84 00:04:09,218 --> 00:04:11,886 - Get it up? - Oh, regular riot, you are. 85 00:04:11,954 --> 00:04:14,755 Since there's no physiological reason for your mesmeric impotence... 86 00:04:14,823 --> 00:04:16,190 Aha! I made you do that! 87 00:04:16,992 --> 00:04:19,960 - No, actually, that was just an itch. - Damn you! 88 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:22,095 What I'm trying to say is that your "condition" 89 00:04:22,163 --> 00:04:24,965 may be psychological in nature. 90 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,532 What, you sayin' I'm whacked? 91 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,402 Like I'm a nutter? A few ounces short of a pint? 92 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:32,005 It's not at all uncommon in Fae your age. 93 00:04:32,073 --> 00:04:34,740 Do you have any idea who you're talking to? 94 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:39,879 You shall feel the wrath of Vex! 95 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,883 [ music ] 96 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:44,917 Bah! 97 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:47,253 Why aren't you strangling yourself by now?! 98 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,154 It's nothing to be embarrassed about. I actually have the pamphlet... 99 00:04:50,222 --> 00:04:52,656 Oh, save your pathetic bedside manner 100 00:04:52,724 --> 00:04:56,261 for your new, presumably temporary, girlfriend! 101 00:04:56,628 --> 00:04:59,463 - Excuse me? - Oh, come on... it can't be easy 102 00:04:59,531 --> 00:05:01,966 keepin' up with the Energizer SuccuBunny. 103 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:03,368 Though Dyson could. 104 00:05:03,435 --> 00:05:05,536 Okay... you know what? I think we're done. 105 00:05:05,871 --> 00:05:07,337 Any chance of a prescription refill? 106 00:05:07,405 --> 00:05:09,907 - Out! - Really? 107 00:05:15,213 --> 00:05:16,846 Bloody physicians. 108 00:05:17,148 --> 00:05:20,217 I mean, imagine sayin' that there's nothing wrong with it. 109 00:05:20,285 --> 00:05:22,219 I mean, have you ever heard anything so... 110 00:05:23,153 --> 00:05:25,388 Hello! Barkeep! I'm talking to you! 111 00:05:26,323 --> 00:05:28,725 - Still? - Unbelievable! 112 00:05:28,793 --> 00:05:30,927 Here I am, pouring out my heart to you and... 113 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:38,167 Ok Dyson, I'm not here for my health. 114 00:05:38,235 --> 00:05:40,436 You wanna look at these case files or not? 115 00:05:40,503 --> 00:05:41,770 Uh, absolutely. Just gimme a sec... 116 00:05:42,705 --> 00:05:44,273 Ah... greetings. 117 00:05:45,542 --> 00:05:47,609 - Don't even start, Vex. - I beg your pardon? 118 00:05:47,677 --> 00:05:51,013 - I'm not buying you another drink. - Hey, I'm deeply offended. 119 00:05:51,081 --> 00:05:53,715 - Good, now go away. - Hey, you don't own me. 120 00:05:53,783 --> 00:05:55,083 Okay, look... 121 00:05:55,151 --> 00:05:57,085 we've been listening to your same sad story for days. 122 00:05:57,153 --> 00:05:59,587 The Dark doesn't want me. The Light can't stand me. 123 00:05:59,655 --> 00:06:01,256 My friends... Oh, wait... 124 00:06:01,324 --> 00:06:02,657 he doesn't have any, does he? 125 00:06:02,724 --> 00:06:05,427 - Sucks to be Vex. - This is an outrage! 126 00:06:06,028 --> 00:06:07,996 Nine ball... side pocket. 127 00:06:22,444 --> 00:06:23,944 What is it with that chick? 128 00:06:24,012 --> 00:06:25,346 She's just not feeling the love. 129 00:06:25,413 --> 00:06:27,947 - But why? - Because she thinks you're a murderer? 130 00:06:28,015 --> 00:06:30,549 But more importantly, what have you been up to? 131 00:06:30,617 --> 00:06:31,684 What? Oh... 132 00:06:32,386 --> 00:06:34,354 - The Morrigan again? - Oh, piece of cake. 133 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:35,554 Don't underestimate that woman. 134 00:06:35,622 --> 00:06:37,056 After the Garuda meltdown, the Light 135 00:06:37,124 --> 00:06:39,125 and the Dark have agreed to play nice. 136 00:06:39,193 --> 00:06:40,793 Unaligned means unprotected. 137 00:06:40,861 --> 00:06:42,428 Oh, but you are forgetting... 138 00:06:43,563 --> 00:06:45,297 I have this. 139 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:48,467 My own little insurance policy. 140 00:06:48,535 --> 00:06:50,803 I still think you should talk to The Ash. 141 00:06:50,871 --> 00:06:52,805 You look like you could use a break. 142 00:06:52,873 --> 00:06:54,507 And I'm guessing Kenzi could, too. 143 00:06:54,574 --> 00:06:55,040 Oh! 144 00:06:55,108 --> 00:06:55,541 [ clatter! ] 145 00:06:55,609 --> 00:06:56,174 Ow! 146 00:06:56,242 --> 00:06:57,442 Pardonez moi... 147 00:06:59,412 --> 00:07:01,546 - What's his problem? - I have no idea. 148 00:07:02,447 --> 00:07:04,148 You brought this on yourself, you know. 149 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,117 Is this how you roll now? Tough love? 150 00:07:06,184 --> 00:07:09,086 You handcuffed the Morrigan to her bed for a Kodak moment. 151 00:07:09,154 --> 00:07:12,924 You sure this has nothing to do with your Fae United Nations experiment? 152 00:07:12,992 --> 00:07:15,859 A Light cop partnered with a Dark cop? Really? 153 00:07:15,927 --> 00:07:18,228 It's cynicism like that has kept our sides 154 00:07:18,295 --> 00:07:20,030 from building a genuine peace. 155 00:07:20,097 --> 00:07:22,566 Also, why do you care who Dyson is paired with? 156 00:07:22,634 --> 00:07:24,935 - I don't. - Didn't think so. 157 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,337 Know what might help your situation? 158 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:31,241 Just so happens I had a declaration to the Light all prepared... 159 00:07:31,308 --> 00:07:34,376 I'm not gonna be pressured into choosing a side out of fear. 160 00:07:34,444 --> 00:07:36,278 Well, can't blame an Ash for tryin'. 161 00:07:36,346 --> 00:07:39,749 You know what? Forget it. I can handle the shitstorm, 162 00:07:39,816 --> 00:07:42,151 it's just that Kenzi is starting to feel the strain. 163 00:07:42,218 --> 00:07:43,920 Now who's dishing out tough love? 164 00:07:45,422 --> 00:07:46,789 Bo, hang on... 165 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:51,159 Look, since we got all Garuda-fied, 166 00:07:51,226 --> 00:07:53,828 I've been doing some serious inventory of the archives. 167 00:07:53,896 --> 00:07:55,163 And... ? 168 00:07:55,230 --> 00:07:57,230 Seems someone has grabbed my Staff of Righteousness. 169 00:07:57,298 --> 00:07:59,366 The Staff is a piece of wood... 170 00:08:00,168 --> 00:08:03,604 a treasured ceremonial relic ... and very powerful. 171 00:08:03,838 --> 00:08:05,505 Currently believed to be in the possession 172 00:08:05,574 --> 00:08:08,408 of one Mortimer Fassbinder. Pawnbroker and sleazebag. 173 00:08:08,476 --> 00:08:10,177 So, if I bring you this Staff... 174 00:08:10,244 --> 00:08:12,845 I could probably post a security detail near your place. 175 00:08:12,913 --> 00:08:15,548 Keep an eye out for The Morrigan's pets. 176 00:08:15,616 --> 00:08:18,384 - Where do I find this Fassbinder? - Hold up, Slick... 177 00:08:20,253 --> 00:08:22,655 There's something you should know about the Staff. 178 00:08:27,894 --> 00:08:29,127 Vex: Cheers, Bruce! 179 00:08:30,029 --> 00:08:32,831 Lovely lady, it is your lucky day. 180 00:08:32,899 --> 00:08:35,467 I could have you killed just for crossing my threshold. 181 00:08:35,534 --> 00:08:37,836 Tut tut, bygones and all that... 182 00:08:37,904 --> 00:08:42,507 A heartfelt expression of my loyalty to the Dark. And you. 183 00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:48,178 I am beautiful in restraints. 184 00:08:49,715 --> 00:08:50,581 Delete... 185 00:08:56,655 --> 00:08:59,389 - Was there something else? - Well, I thought you'd be pleased. 186 00:08:59,457 --> 00:09:02,058 If you really wanted to please me you would have 187 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,994 brought me that bitch's head on a platter. 188 00:09:04,361 --> 00:09:05,561 But... but, I... 189 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:10,566 But maybe your recent bout of impotence has spread to your spine? 190 00:09:10,635 --> 00:09:15,105 Lucky for you, my pity outweighs my disgust. 191 00:09:16,272 --> 00:09:19,407 I won't have you killed. At least not today. 192 00:09:20,744 --> 00:09:22,711 Oh... you're too kind. 193 00:09:23,947 --> 00:09:25,781 We all have our cross to bear. 194 00:09:26,549 --> 00:09:27,916 Now drink up and go. 195 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,553 The next time we meet... 196 00:09:33,221 --> 00:09:36,824 ...either Bo or you will be dead. The choice is yours. 197 00:09:36,892 --> 00:09:39,362 [ music ] 198 00:09:45,291 --> 00:09:48,159 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 199 00:09:48,794 --> 00:09:50,127 Whatcha doin'? 200 00:09:50,696 --> 00:09:53,631 Oh, you know, just some Doctor-y stuff. 201 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,734 You know, I am actually interested in your work. 202 00:09:56,802 --> 00:09:59,469 You can talk to me about whatever it is you do. 203 00:09:59,537 --> 00:10:02,206 Really? You want to hear about my latest monograph 204 00:10:02,273 --> 00:10:05,092 regarding the rhizome repellent gradient of Fae blood compared 205 00:10:05,093 --> 00:10:07,911 with human blood, especially when suspended in an isotonic solution? 206 00:10:09,046 --> 00:10:11,481 - Or we could go to a movie. - Okay. 207 00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:14,317 - What is that? - Oh... 208 00:10:16,253 --> 00:10:20,423 - The Staff of Righteousness. - The who of what? 209 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:23,158 Don't ask. Oh, and don't touch. 210 00:10:24,461 --> 00:10:27,496 Well... what can I touch? 211 00:10:29,298 --> 00:10:31,065 Haha, very funny. 212 00:10:38,608 --> 00:10:39,974 What's gotten into you? 213 00:10:40,042 --> 00:10:41,543 Well, you know, nothing just yet. 214 00:10:41,611 --> 00:10:44,145 But I was kinda thinking maybe we could, um... 215 00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:47,514 [ laughing ] Oh... 216 00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:49,550 wow... and to think I just came by 217 00:10:49,618 --> 00:10:51,585 to see if I left my phone here. 218 00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:54,722 Hmm... I don't know. Let's look... 219 00:10:55,357 --> 00:10:59,426 Well, it's not in there. Gosh, you know, 220 00:10:59,494 --> 00:11:01,961 with any luck maybe you left it on "vibrate". 221 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,430 I thought you'd be too tired after last night. 222 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:08,067 Tired? I am going for the gold in the Succu-games. 223 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,869 [ laughing ] 224 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:13,072 Well... I don't know what's gotten into you, 225 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:17,776 but far be it from me to stand in the way of a young athlete's dream. 226 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,919 - Yo, V-man. - Whatever. 227 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,688 Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side 228 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,324 of the pull-out couch this morning. What's up? 229 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:37,027 - It's my arm. - Again with the pity parade? 230 00:11:37,095 --> 00:11:39,263 Look, you got a busted wing, you can't fly. 231 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:42,833 You gotta walk around like the rest of us poor miserable humans. 232 00:11:42,901 --> 00:11:45,035 Welcome to Kenzi-ville! Man! 233 00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:47,371 Now you know what it's like to be surrounded 234 00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:50,307 by superheroes every day. Suck it up, Pathetico! 235 00:11:50,374 --> 00:11:53,610 You know, if I were you, I'd re-consider a career in social work. 236 00:11:54,745 --> 00:11:56,245 Can we just... 237 00:11:56,314 --> 00:11:58,415 ...forget about your Fae-self for like a nanosecond, 238 00:11:58,482 --> 00:12:00,450 and talk about something that's really important? 239 00:12:00,518 --> 00:12:01,685 Doubtful. 240 00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:04,854 - Mascara. - You have my attention. 241 00:12:04,922 --> 00:12:07,523 Dude, your lashes are freakin' amazing! 242 00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:10,292 Yeah... it's all in the brush technique. Wait... 243 00:12:11,528 --> 00:12:13,629 I picked up a few tips from Da Vinci. 244 00:12:13,697 --> 00:12:16,998 - As in The Code? - Oh, yeah, now there was a queen for ya. 245 00:12:17,066 --> 00:12:19,468 He was all over David's ass like curry on chips. 246 00:12:19,536 --> 00:12:22,203 - Can you help me with my clumping? - Oh, please... 247 00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:23,103 Bo: Hey, y'all. 248 00:12:23,171 --> 00:12:24,639 Hey... Whazat? 249 00:12:25,441 --> 00:12:27,442 The end of a long story, involving 250 00:12:27,509 --> 00:12:30,411 a greasy pawnbroker and some hardcore negotiating. 251 00:12:30,479 --> 00:12:32,613 Vex: Uh, do you mind? We're working over here. 252 00:12:32,681 --> 00:12:33,681 Anyone seen my phone? 253 00:12:33,749 --> 00:12:35,383 You say phone? What, your phone? 254 00:12:35,451 --> 00:12:36,751 [ sigh ] 255 00:12:36,819 --> 00:12:39,085 Here, shift a cheek so I can look under the cushions... 256 00:12:39,153 --> 00:12:39,753 [ chomp ] 257 00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:43,657 Nothing... 258 00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:46,393 - Scootch! - Where'd you last have it? 259 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:49,028 That's the thing... I coulda sworn that I left it... 260 00:12:49,096 --> 00:12:52,198 Yeah, iPads, iPhones electricity... it's all just a fad, really. 261 00:12:52,266 --> 00:12:54,867 The future's analog and all that. I'm tellin' ya. 262 00:13:01,941 --> 00:13:03,208 Am I doing it right? 263 00:13:03,276 --> 00:13:04,443 Uh... 264 00:13:04,511 --> 00:13:05,845 Hmm... just a little bit up... 265 00:13:05,912 --> 00:13:07,946 O.M.G. 266 00:13:09,182 --> 00:13:11,215 You guys are so cute together. 267 00:13:11,283 --> 00:13:12,517 - Ha! - Huh... 268 00:13:13,819 --> 00:13:15,854 I wish I had a makeup buddy. 269 00:13:16,756 --> 00:13:20,057 I thought she could be my friend, and she doesn't even like me. 270 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:22,059 - Who? - Tamsin! 271 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,763 She is so mean girl, right? 272 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,599 I mean, buy an actual personality already. 273 00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:30,934 Did you happen to rifle through my duffel bag, 274 00:13:31,002 --> 00:13:33,904 and scarf down a couple of yellow pills with tigers on 'em? 275 00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:36,473 I'm gonna talk to Dyson. 276 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:42,512 And Bee-Tee-Dubs... It is "trés" private. 277 00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:45,347 Private? 278 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:49,685 [ singing ] Lauren's pelt is gonna be steamed! 279 00:13:49,753 --> 00:13:51,454 What's it with you and the Doc? 280 00:13:51,522 --> 00:13:53,155 I mean, besides her terrible bedside manner 281 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,825 and the fact that she's a damn sight cleverer than you. 282 00:13:55,893 --> 00:13:59,428 Not to mention sneaky. She spy-banged Bo. 283 00:13:59,495 --> 00:14:01,630 Dyson's drop-kicked Bo's heart ten times over, 284 00:14:01,697 --> 00:14:04,165 and you still howl when he comes 'round. 285 00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:06,100 I...! No! 286 00:14:08,805 --> 00:14:10,305 Listen, are you gonna teach me 287 00:14:10,372 --> 00:14:13,041 the double pump smudge-proof technique or not? 288 00:14:13,108 --> 00:14:14,041 [ sigh ] 289 00:14:14,108 --> 00:14:16,510 I'm so proud of you. Come here... 290 00:14:18,847 --> 00:14:21,549 Alright, you're gonna move it like this just at the ends. 291 00:14:21,616 --> 00:14:23,417 You can't... like shake it... 292 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,154 I do not like your friend. 293 00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:29,689 She's not my friend. She is my new partner. 294 00:14:30,825 --> 00:14:34,661 What is she saying about me? Because whatever it is, it's not true. 295 00:14:34,728 --> 00:14:36,696 - Have you been drinking? - What? Like, alcohol? 296 00:14:36,764 --> 00:14:37,530 [ laughing ] 297 00:14:37,598 --> 00:14:38,665 I wish. 298 00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:44,971 - Do you have fake ID? - What? 299 00:14:46,473 --> 00:14:48,273 Let's do it. 300 00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:53,378 Let's get faced! 301 00:14:53,446 --> 00:14:55,913 Okay, you are cut off. I'm gonna talk to Trick. 302 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:59,392 [ tense music ] 303 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,792 Wow, you're so beautiful. 304 00:15:09,894 --> 00:15:11,095 [ laughing ] 305 00:15:13,231 --> 00:15:14,131 I'm sorry... 306 00:15:15,066 --> 00:15:15,832 [ laughing ] 307 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:16,766 I gotta go... 308 00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:29,512 - I think Dyson likes me. - Say what? 309 00:15:29,579 --> 00:15:33,082 Don't tell anyone this... but I think I might kiss him! 310 00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:35,926 [ music ] 311 00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:49,504 There's no pupil dilation... 312 00:15:50,773 --> 00:15:52,041 no concussion... 313 00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:54,709 I'm stumped. 314 00:15:54,777 --> 00:15:57,446 You have little specks in your eyes that look like stars. 315 00:15:57,513 --> 00:15:58,947 Call me crazy, but based on 316 00:15:59,014 --> 00:16:00,448 your little display at the bar... 317 00:16:00,515 --> 00:16:02,750 I mean, I do know that you and Dyson... 318 00:16:02,818 --> 00:16:04,652 Spill on aisle 3! Spill on aisle 3! 319 00:16:04,719 --> 00:16:05,719 Ow, ow... 320 00:16:05,787 --> 00:16:07,255 Come on! Let's go to a movie. 321 00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:09,723 Wow, you're really hot. Have you ever kissed a girl? 322 00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:12,760 I need you to sit still to check your EKG, ok? 323 00:16:12,828 --> 00:16:14,462 - Bzzz! - Bo, stop! 324 00:16:14,529 --> 00:16:16,897 We have now swapped brains. 325 00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:20,668 Hi, I'm Dr. Lauren. I don't like to have any fun. 326 00:16:20,735 --> 00:16:23,136 Take two frownie brownies and call me in the morning. 327 00:16:23,204 --> 00:16:24,605 You're really starting to scare me. 328 00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:25,506 [ rawr! ] 329 00:16:25,574 --> 00:16:26,306 Okay Bo... just listen to me... 330 00:16:26,374 --> 00:16:27,140 [ rawr! ] 331 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:28,509 Bo! Listen to me... 332 00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:30,711 have you come in contact with any strange Fae lately...? 333 00:16:30,779 --> 00:16:33,112 - This is so lame! - Bo! Please! 334 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:35,548 Okay, well... 335 00:16:35,616 --> 00:16:39,418 there was this one gross guy with a magic stick... 336 00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:44,958 [ laughing ] 337 00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:50,963 Hey, Tammers. "T-sin". Officer "Slamsin"! 338 00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:55,000 - Okay... - Are you playin' with yourself? 339 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,702 Did somebody spike your brewski? 340 00:16:56,769 --> 00:16:59,605 Dude... this one time? That totally happened. 341 00:16:59,672 --> 00:17:02,307 I got to be Kenzi. Nailed it. 342 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:07,244 Right... if you're trying to throw me off my game 343 00:17:07,312 --> 00:17:09,079 before we get down, it's working. 344 00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:15,219 - Do you think Bo likes me? - Do I look like I care? 345 00:17:15,487 --> 00:17:17,722 I think I'm gonna ask her on a date. 346 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:19,923 Okay, well... knock yourself out. 347 00:17:19,991 --> 00:17:24,127 In the meantime... you're either in the game... 348 00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:31,334 - or you are in my way... - You are so badass. 349 00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:40,108 [ singing ] Bo and Dyson sitting in a tree...! 350 00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:41,577 Shhhhhh! 351 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,779 [ singing ] K-i-s-s-i-n-g! 352 00:17:43,847 --> 00:17:47,282 Oh, that would be so awesome! But, shhh! People are listening. 353 00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:54,889 - Hey, Gramps, what's this? - Seventh century. 354 00:17:54,957 --> 00:17:56,558 Please, put it back in my study. 355 00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:59,493 - Ew, she's gross. - Just put it back. 356 00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:02,229 [ mocking ] "Put it back." Can I have the car keys? 357 00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:03,130 No. 358 00:18:04,399 --> 00:18:08,802 If I don't get the car keys, I'm gonna count to a hundred. 359 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,170 In French . 360 00:18:10,237 --> 00:18:12,906 - [ laughing ] Good grief... - See what I mean? 361 00:18:12,974 --> 00:18:13,473 Un. 362 00:18:14,809 --> 00:18:15,642 Deux! 363 00:18:17,979 --> 00:18:18,979 Trois... 364 00:18:21,049 --> 00:18:24,917 You think this is being caused by the job that The Ash sent her on? 365 00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:25,851 Bo: Quatre... 366 00:18:25,919 --> 00:18:26,919 You tell me. 367 00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:28,020 Quatre... 368 00:18:28,589 --> 00:18:30,723 Can the Staff of Righteousness have symptoms like these? 369 00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:32,758 - Bo: Quatre...! - Cinq! 370 00:18:32,826 --> 00:18:36,629 - For the love of Aphrodite, it's cinq! - Sorry, French Police. 371 00:18:36,863 --> 00:18:37,830 Cinq. 372 00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:40,098 Six... 373 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,901 At first glance, there's nothing in the lore 374 00:18:42,969 --> 00:18:45,103 that suggest the Staff is causing her symptoms. 375 00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:47,438 You have to admit, it's a pretty strange coincidence. 376 00:18:47,506 --> 00:18:50,308 She goes looking for the Staff and comes back like... 377 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,910 - Pollyanna on mushrooms? - Exactly. 378 00:18:51,978 --> 00:18:52,844 [ bar patrons cheering ] 379 00:18:52,912 --> 00:18:54,345 - Hey... - What? 380 00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:55,179 Where's "seven"? 381 00:18:56,247 --> 00:19:00,222 [ music ] 382 00:19:05,289 --> 00:19:06,657 Bo, get down! 383 00:19:07,425 --> 00:19:08,558 [ singing ] "Don't you wish you're..." 384 00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:11,894 Hey! Let me finish! Don't Kanye me. 385 00:19:12,997 --> 00:19:15,598 - Dyson: You are a cheater! - Tamsin: Whatever! 386 00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,199 You're a cheater. And you're getting a zit. 387 00:19:18,602 --> 00:19:21,671 Bo is right. You're mean! 388 00:19:21,739 --> 00:19:24,974 [ music ] 389 00:19:25,042 --> 00:19:27,576 Whatever this is... it's contagious. 390 00:19:30,179 --> 00:19:34,816 ...you gotta forget about brown... black is always the new black. 391 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:39,688 - You can't ground us. - Yeah. You're not our Mom. 392 00:19:39,756 --> 00:19:41,957 Yeah, we don't even have to listen to you. 393 00:19:42,025 --> 00:19:43,724 So... Bo shagged them both daft? 394 00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,861 - We have a situation. - More like a SHITuation. 395 00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:48,328 You guys wanna see my room? 396 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,397 - Uh... yeah! - Shotgun! 397 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:52,667 - No! No! - No, wait! Wait! 398 00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:58,305 Something's made them sick. And what's worse is the... 399 00:19:58,373 --> 00:20:03,677 [ snorting ] 400 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,578 - Is that...? - A pig...? 401 00:20:05,646 --> 00:20:07,147 [ snorting ] 402 00:20:07,214 --> 00:20:08,347 He's looking for something... 403 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,351 Kenzi: Or someone! Bo... 404 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,354 Kenzi, where is there a knife? Or your trunk? 405 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,556 - Uh, upstairs! - Well, what about your sword?? 406 00:20:17,623 --> 00:20:19,958 - Up... stairs! - Okay, well, Kenzi, think of something! 407 00:20:20,026 --> 00:20:21,293 That's usually your thing, Doc! 408 00:20:22,528 --> 00:20:24,629 This little piggy's about to go to market! 409 00:20:25,865 --> 00:20:27,232 [ snorting ] 410 00:20:28,634 --> 00:20:32,503 [ snorting/growling ] 411 00:20:32,571 --> 00:20:39,677 [ struggling ] 412 00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:41,679 We need a weapon! We need something! 413 00:20:42,948 --> 00:20:43,480 Whoa! 414 00:20:43,949 --> 00:20:44,381 [ rawr! ] 415 00:20:46,118 --> 00:20:46,650 [ whack! ] 416 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:49,652 [ whack! ] 417 00:20:50,822 --> 00:20:51,154 [ thud! ] 418 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:53,990 Bloody hell... 419 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,795 That'll do, pig... that'll do. 420 00:20:58,996 --> 00:20:59,996 How did you... 421 00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:01,998 I... 422 00:21:06,036 --> 00:21:08,003 Aren't you the dark horse. 423 00:21:16,312 --> 00:21:17,412 He's dead. 424 00:21:18,281 --> 00:21:20,749 Dudes, all I did was grab this stupid shillelagh 425 00:21:20,816 --> 00:21:23,917 and all of a sudden I'm Darth Vader. 426 00:21:24,354 --> 00:21:27,455 - Let me see that... - Yeah, about that... 427 00:21:27,689 --> 00:21:31,325 the shaft is kinda... Fae-zy Glued to my hand. 428 00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:33,961 Yeah... That happened to me once. 429 00:21:34,028 --> 00:21:34,862 Painful. 430 00:21:38,241 --> 00:21:40,175 "Grab a weapon," she said. 431 00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:43,412 It seems to be an energy bond. 432 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,448 - So un-bond it. - I can't. 433 00:21:46,282 --> 00:21:48,116 The wood is melded to your flesh. 434 00:21:48,351 --> 00:21:50,052 Worst hand job ever. 435 00:21:51,087 --> 00:21:52,287 Whoa, Mack! The knife!? 436 00:21:52,355 --> 00:21:54,956 No, I saw it on TV. It cuts right through wood. 437 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,390 And tomatoes. 438 00:21:56,459 --> 00:21:56,991 [ whack! ] 439 00:21:59,662 --> 00:22:02,096 Not my bad. Stick bad. 440 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,102 Plus... your music sucks! 441 00:22:08,470 --> 00:22:10,437 I bought that one ironically. 442 00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:12,639 All of them, actually... 443 00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:17,177 - Um, what the heck is this? - Oh! Look at that! 444 00:22:17,244 --> 00:22:19,346 What is with your voice? It's all Scottish-y. 445 00:22:19,413 --> 00:22:21,047 Oh! Well, do you like it? 446 00:22:21,115 --> 00:22:21,748 Tamsin: It's lame. 447 00:22:21,816 --> 00:22:24,417 - No. - Kenzi: Yo, peeps! We are under attack! 448 00:22:24,985 --> 00:22:28,354 - Big whoop. - Fascinating. 449 00:22:28,421 --> 00:22:30,322 They seem to be immune to any sense of danger. 450 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,625 Ohforgodsakes... Hey! 451 00:22:32,993 --> 00:22:35,495 We have a dead man-pig in the living room, 452 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,597 I have a tree stuck to my mitt, 453 00:22:37,664 --> 00:22:40,099 and I did not sign up for the babysitter's club! 454 00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:42,501 [ laughing ] Oh, Dyson touched my boob! 455 00:22:42,568 --> 00:22:44,703 That was an accident! It was with my elbow! 456 00:22:44,770 --> 00:22:45,904 Doesn't even count! Come on! 457 00:22:45,972 --> 00:22:47,071 Seriously? 458 00:22:47,139 --> 00:22:49,240 Tamsin: Guys, guys, guys! Let's order pizza! 459 00:22:49,308 --> 00:22:50,542 Yes. 460 00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:52,377 For some reason, only the 3 of them are infected. 461 00:22:52,444 --> 00:22:53,945 Let's not take any chances. 462 00:22:54,013 --> 00:22:56,214 No physical contact until I know what we're dealing with. 463 00:22:56,281 --> 00:22:58,048 - Got it. - Double cheese! Yeah! 464 00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:00,718 Double cheese! PiZZA! 465 00:23:00,785 --> 00:23:02,419 - Pizza!!! - Pizza! 466 00:23:02,487 --> 00:23:04,254 And you three, stay put. 467 00:23:04,322 --> 00:23:05,589 Bo: Get the pizza! 468 00:23:05,924 --> 00:23:07,324 Where did you get these?? 469 00:23:08,894 --> 00:23:11,228 - It's fantastic! - Give it to me... 470 00:23:11,295 --> 00:23:12,262 Totally lame... 471 00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:14,864 Aww... There's another one! Come here, you! 472 00:23:15,465 --> 00:23:18,635 What I don't understand is that if this disease only targets Fae... 473 00:23:18,702 --> 00:23:20,169 Why isn't Vex infected? 474 00:23:20,237 --> 00:23:22,539 Well, perhaps my superior genetic makeup 475 00:23:22,606 --> 00:23:25,441 has rendered me immune to embarrassing afflictions. 476 00:23:26,343 --> 00:23:29,011 - What is that? - What? 477 00:23:30,112 --> 00:23:33,381 You have a strange pustule behind your ear 478 00:23:33,449 --> 00:23:35,483 that wasn't there when I examined you last. 479 00:23:35,652 --> 00:23:37,485 Pustule... Ew. 480 00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:45,660 Kenzi: Ugh... Ugh! UGH! 481 00:23:45,727 --> 00:23:47,361 Ewww with a double side of hurl. 482 00:23:47,429 --> 00:23:51,331 - What is it?? - It's what's left of a cocoon. 483 00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:53,034 You've been used as an incubator. 484 00:23:53,101 --> 00:23:55,069 - By what? - My guess? 485 00:23:55,771 --> 00:23:59,139 - A parasite. - What? I'm unclean?! 486 00:23:59,207 --> 00:24:02,075 Relax... it isn't in you anymore. 487 00:24:02,142 --> 00:24:03,977 But where could you have picked this up? 488 00:24:04,579 --> 00:24:06,379 Have you been with any strange Fae lately? 489 00:24:07,915 --> 00:24:09,849 Ugh... damn bitch! 490 00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:11,450 - What's that? - What's that? 491 00:24:11,485 --> 00:24:13,152 Oh, nothing, uh... 492 00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:16,322 I was just saying how devastated I was about all this, uh... 493 00:24:16,390 --> 00:24:19,458 Listen, I'm gonna get some help from Trick. Alright? 494 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:21,326 I'm gonna make things right. Alright? 495 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:31,770 - What the hell did you do to me!? - Used you to spread a parasite. 496 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:34,739 - What kind of bloody parasite!? - The parasitic kind. 497 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:38,076 Zaps its victims with nymphoid hormones. 498 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:41,779 Turns them into self-obsessed brats too young for Fae powers. 499 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,848 So, they're completely vulnerable to attack? 500 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:44,882 Precisely. 501 00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:50,020 But what about the "other white meat"? Relatives of yours? 502 00:24:50,187 --> 00:24:55,291 The infected emit a pungent pheromone that attracts 503 00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:58,128 a nasty breed of UnderFae in for the kill. 504 00:24:58,195 --> 00:25:01,264 Yeah, well, luckily Kenzi pounded little Piggly Wiggly 505 00:25:01,265 --> 00:25:04,334 into UnderFae bacon with her magic shillelagh. 506 00:25:04,401 --> 00:25:07,169 - And the Succubitch? - Still alive and singing. 507 00:25:07,237 --> 00:25:11,406 Along with the other Twi-hards. Dyson and his new partner. 508 00:25:11,474 --> 00:25:15,410 Oh! Now this is getting interesting. 509 00:25:16,513 --> 00:25:20,749 Three of my favorite people, trapped in one place... 510 00:25:20,816 --> 00:25:23,284 with no way to defend themselves. 511 00:25:23,786 --> 00:25:26,187 And she's got The Ash's play stick. 512 00:25:29,424 --> 00:25:31,826 You want to prove your loyalty to the Dark? 513 00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:39,099 Finish off the teen trio, and bring me the Staff of Righteousness. 514 00:25:39,934 --> 00:25:41,202 And if I do? 515 00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:44,505 I'm sure I could find some... entry level position... 516 00:25:44,573 --> 00:25:48,609 No! I want all titles restored ... a million in cash 517 00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:54,047 - and my club. I want it back. - There's the Vex I remember. 518 00:25:56,684 --> 00:25:59,752 "Grab a weapon", she said... 519 00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:02,822 For the hundredth time, Kenzi, I didn't know! 520 00:26:02,890 --> 00:26:05,925 Alert the media, there is something Doctor Flawless doesn't know! 521 00:26:05,993 --> 00:26:07,561 This is hardly the time, Kenzi. 522 00:26:07,628 --> 00:26:10,095 Course it isn't... 'Cause that would be "messy"! 523 00:26:10,163 --> 00:26:13,732 Do you think just once! Maybe just once, you could try to be... 524 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,901 - What? What?? - Helpful! 525 00:26:15,968 --> 00:26:17,836 - Excuse me? - Sure! 526 00:26:17,904 --> 00:26:19,605 Because everybody else does! 527 00:26:19,673 --> 00:26:22,425 You just bounce through life, no job, no plan, from one beer 528 00:26:22,426 --> 00:26:25,177 to the next and still, everybody dotes on you, don't they? 529 00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:26,811 What do you care where they dote? 530 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:29,314 - Just forget about it... - Yeah... what is that?! 531 00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:31,249 Why are you always rolling your eyes at me, 532 00:26:31,317 --> 00:26:34,051 with your normal upbringing and your medical degree. 533 00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,287 You don't know anything about my life, Kenzi! 534 00:26:36,355 --> 00:26:38,489 I know you think you're too good for me... 535 00:26:38,557 --> 00:26:43,326 No, I don't actually! You think that I'm good enough for Bo! 536 00:26:48,099 --> 00:26:52,001 - She's my best friend. - And I love her. 537 00:26:52,503 --> 00:26:55,939 I know! [ sighing ] I know. 538 00:27:00,510 --> 00:27:02,010 Are you sure we're not infected? 539 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:03,479 Mmmm... 540 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:08,517 No. We're just... 541 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:09,619 ...stupid. 542 00:27:11,121 --> 00:27:14,456 Well, I prefer... ..."emotional". 543 00:27:20,596 --> 00:27:21,463 Moving on? 544 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:24,866 - Killer Pig? - Yeah... 545 00:27:26,101 --> 00:27:27,135 Yep, okay... 546 00:27:30,672 --> 00:27:34,007 I can't believe I ever thought you didn't like me. 547 00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:37,378 I don't think I was supposed to like you. 548 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:39,913 Why? What do you mean? 549 00:27:41,316 --> 00:27:42,716 [ whispering ] I'm a Valkyrie. 550 00:27:45,253 --> 00:27:47,553 - I think. - Wow... 551 00:27:48,889 --> 00:27:49,756 Really? 552 00:27:50,724 --> 00:27:54,427 - What's a Valkyrie? - I don't know. 553 00:27:56,430 --> 00:27:59,282 But... sometimes when I like people, 554 00:27:59,283 --> 00:28:00,566 I have to make them go away. 555 00:28:00,634 --> 00:28:03,402 - What are you talking about? - Can you keep a secret? 556 00:28:10,075 --> 00:28:11,276 Till I die. 557 00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:13,845 Um... 558 00:28:15,147 --> 00:28:17,949 - No, I'm not supposed to. - No, wait! Wait! 559 00:28:21,086 --> 00:28:24,087 I have an idea! Okay... 560 00:28:24,155 --> 00:28:30,027 Let's write down our deepest, darkest secrets... 561 00:28:30,094 --> 00:28:31,394 ...in poetry. 562 00:28:32,130 --> 00:28:33,063 Cool! 563 00:28:33,698 --> 00:28:35,899 But like real poetry. The kind that rhymes. 564 00:28:38,902 --> 00:28:40,203 You're really awesome. 565 00:28:41,705 --> 00:28:44,740 No. You're really awesome. 566 00:28:45,742 --> 00:28:46,742 [ giggling ] 567 00:28:48,545 --> 00:28:49,912 [ giggling ] 568 00:28:50,547 --> 00:28:51,413 Um... 569 00:28:52,149 --> 00:28:53,015 Oh, oh! 570 00:28:55,751 --> 00:28:57,085 See its snout? 571 00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:59,221 It's similar in genetic makeup to the pig. 572 00:28:59,288 --> 00:29:02,023 It was scenting out its prey, it knew which of us 573 00:29:02,091 --> 00:29:03,225 was infected with the parasite. 574 00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:04,759 Hurray for the Truffle Pig. 575 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:07,562 These creatures travel in packs. When their buddy doesn't return... 576 00:29:07,629 --> 00:29:08,897 They'll all go hog wild? 577 00:29:08,965 --> 00:29:11,798 Not even my wonder whacker may be enough to save us. 578 00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:14,534 That's why we need Bo and the others back to normal. 579 00:29:14,602 --> 00:29:17,104 Based on the secretions that I pulled from the cocoon 580 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:19,573 from Vex, I think I can cobble together an anti-toxin 581 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,877 - for the parasite. But I need time. - And a lab, maybe? 582 00:29:22,944 --> 00:29:27,080 Well, not necessarily. I've got a few basic supplies in my kit. 583 00:29:27,147 --> 00:29:29,415 But I need you to gather up some ingredients. 584 00:29:29,483 --> 00:29:31,951 Uh, baking powder, vinegar, turmeric... 585 00:29:32,019 --> 00:29:33,052 Yeah, yeah, okay... 586 00:29:34,288 --> 00:29:35,421 Alright, go... 587 00:29:35,489 --> 00:29:38,557 Also, garlic, hairspray, and lubricating oil. 588 00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:39,993 Flavoured or bulk? 589 00:29:40,594 --> 00:29:44,096 As for me... I'm going upstairs to take a swab. 590 00:29:44,498 --> 00:29:45,631 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 591 00:29:45,699 --> 00:29:48,734 Doc, you goin' in solo? Without backup? 592 00:29:48,802 --> 00:29:52,938 - I think I can do this. - You're as stubborn as you are bossy. 593 00:29:54,941 --> 00:29:55,974 Godspeed. 594 00:30:00,813 --> 00:30:01,479 Okay! 595 00:30:07,653 --> 00:30:11,155 - What happened? - I don't want to talk about it. 596 00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:14,659 But... I got it. 597 00:30:15,993 --> 00:30:16,927 Sure did. 598 00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:19,329 Wow... 599 00:30:20,965 --> 00:30:24,000 - Nice job. - Yeah, I did something else too... 600 00:30:24,068 --> 00:30:27,738 I set up an early warning system outside, Home Alone style. 601 00:30:27,806 --> 00:30:30,040 Good. That'll help. 602 00:30:30,642 --> 00:30:32,708 Okay... 603 00:30:32,776 --> 00:30:35,110 You must've gone to some crazy-ass medical school. 604 00:30:36,313 --> 00:30:39,248 Yale taught me chemistry and physiology. 605 00:30:39,316 --> 00:30:43,519 But this kind of stuff is just experience and luck 606 00:30:43,587 --> 00:30:46,722 and whatever I figured out in the field. 607 00:30:46,790 --> 00:30:49,390 - "Field" meaning... - Afghanistan. 608 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,126 Shit, dude... 609 00:30:52,962 --> 00:30:55,730 - How long? - Long enough. 610 00:30:57,232 --> 00:31:01,235 - Why didn't you ever say so? - You never asked. 611 00:31:08,844 --> 00:31:11,244 You're listening to Dyson take a whiz. 612 00:31:11,646 --> 00:31:12,646 I am not. 613 00:31:14,182 --> 00:31:17,718 Did you read my poem? It was stupid, right? 614 00:31:17,786 --> 00:31:21,253 No, I liked it. A lot. 615 00:31:21,889 --> 00:31:25,525 Yours was really beautiful... in a way. 616 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:30,062 But it was... really, really sad. 617 00:31:31,699 --> 00:31:34,266 I wish there was something I could do to help you. 618 00:31:34,969 --> 00:31:36,167 You can't help me. 619 00:31:37,737 --> 00:31:38,937 Nobody can. 620 00:31:41,741 --> 00:31:42,741 Our secret? 621 00:31:43,910 --> 00:31:46,311 Cross my heart. 622 00:32:02,728 --> 00:32:05,429 Make mine a Fae-cuccino, please... 623 00:32:05,497 --> 00:32:08,932 I'm just straining any impurities. God, I hope... 624 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,433 [ cat screeching ] 625 00:32:10,501 --> 00:32:11,668 Perimeter breach! 626 00:32:16,507 --> 00:32:18,374 - Uh... we've got company! - How many? 627 00:32:18,442 --> 00:32:20,911 There's just... Uh, no, there's another one... 628 00:32:20,978 --> 00:32:23,246 - Ugh, it's not ready! - Oh, God... 629 00:32:23,313 --> 00:32:23,646 [ bang! ] 630 00:32:29,753 --> 00:32:34,156 The 3 little piggies are back! And this time, it's personal. 631 00:32:34,624 --> 00:32:36,825 - Vex! - Dude, what are you doing? 632 00:32:36,893 --> 00:32:38,060 I'm going home. 633 00:32:38,127 --> 00:32:40,261 [ music ] 634 00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:47,000 [ fighting ] 635 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:51,402 - You slimy sonuvabitch! - Ooooh! 636 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:53,537 Your words are like tiny little daggers in my heart! 637 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:54,671 I trusted you! 638 00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:58,041 Yeah, well, just give us the rugrats so we can all go home! 639 00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:58,808 [ whack! ] 640 00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:00,477 Not on your miserable life! 641 00:33:00,544 --> 00:33:01,044 Huh! 642 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:06,083 [ music playing ] 643 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,318 Duran Duran? 644 00:33:11,055 --> 00:33:14,056 ♪ "...I'm on the hunt, I'm after you..." ♪ 645 00:33:14,124 --> 00:33:14,490 [ whack! ] 646 00:33:14,957 --> 00:33:15,491 [ whack! ] 647 00:33:16,393 --> 00:33:18,093 ♪ "...I'm lost and I'm found..." ♪ 648 00:33:18,161 --> 00:33:20,929 ♪ "...and I'm hungry like the wolf..." ♪ 649 00:33:20,997 --> 00:33:21,897 [ howl! ] 650 00:33:21,964 --> 00:33:23,232 Woooo! 651 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:24,166 Wooo!!! 652 00:33:25,301 --> 00:33:27,102 Kenzi: Bo! Help! 653 00:33:27,670 --> 00:33:29,237 That sounds like Kenzi! 654 00:33:29,304 --> 00:33:32,140 [ music plays ] 655 00:33:32,207 --> 00:33:33,508 Woohoo! Wooo! 656 00:33:34,043 --> 00:33:36,377 [ Dyson singing ] "...I'm hungry like the wolf!" 657 00:33:37,579 --> 00:33:37,945 [ whack! ] 658 00:33:38,447 --> 00:33:39,213 Bo?! 659 00:33:39,448 --> 00:33:39,780 [ whack! ] 660 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:41,615 [ whack! ] 661 00:33:43,085 --> 00:33:43,451 [ whack! ] 662 00:33:45,853 --> 00:33:47,921 - Crank it, Tammy! - Okay! 663 00:33:47,988 --> 00:33:50,861 [ music ] 664 00:33:54,929 --> 00:33:56,063 The antidote's ready! 665 00:33:56,130 --> 00:33:57,864 [ whack! ] [ whack! ] 666 00:33:57,932 --> 00:33:58,665 [ whack! ] 667 00:33:58,866 --> 00:34:01,067 - I need to get upstairs... - Go long and wide, Doc! 668 00:34:01,134 --> 00:34:01,767 [ whack! ] 669 00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:02,701 I got you covered! 670 00:34:03,903 --> 00:34:04,970 Are you gonna be okay?? 671 00:34:06,139 --> 00:34:06,472 [ whack! ] 672 00:34:08,442 --> 00:34:08,840 [ whack! ] 673 00:34:10,243 --> 00:34:11,977 Sure! This is kinda fun. 674 00:34:12,645 --> 00:34:14,646 Okay... Way to not overthink it. 675 00:34:21,554 --> 00:34:23,555 Hey... Twinkle toes... 676 00:34:24,156 --> 00:34:26,124 I'll be havin' that wee Staff of yours. 677 00:34:27,193 --> 00:34:29,727 Come closer. Let me give it you. 678 00:34:29,795 --> 00:34:32,997 Oh, I'd be delighted. Look what I found. 679 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,833 This isn't really like... 680 00:34:36,901 --> 00:34:38,902 any Spin The Bottle game I ever played. 681 00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:42,139 - Oh, it's new rules. - Are you sure? 682 00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:45,775 Absolutely, I read it... somewhere. It's your turn. 683 00:34:51,948 --> 00:34:54,417 - I gotta kiss you. - Okay. 684 00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:08,263 - Man... what are you? - Dude... that was all you. 685 00:35:08,331 --> 00:35:09,897 Are you playing Spin The Bottle? 686 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:11,866 That was so dope. 687 00:35:12,601 --> 00:35:14,502 - Let's do that again. - Okay. 688 00:35:14,836 --> 00:35:15,469 Yeah, let's not... 689 00:35:16,338 --> 00:35:17,538 Ow!!! 690 00:35:17,839 --> 00:35:20,941 - Hey, where's our pizza? - There's no pizza coming. 691 00:35:22,177 --> 00:35:23,410 Come here, you little... 692 00:35:24,746 --> 00:35:26,213 Ahh... 693 00:35:26,281 --> 00:35:28,748 I believe "wanker" is the word that you're looking for. 694 00:35:28,815 --> 00:35:30,950 [ in Russian ] A dirty traitor! 695 00:35:31,885 --> 00:35:35,221 And to think I shared my limited edition purple-pixie glitter with you! 696 00:35:35,289 --> 00:35:38,324 Aw, you think sharing makeup makes us friends? 697 00:35:38,392 --> 00:35:41,727 Don't do this... I thought you were your own man. 698 00:35:41,795 --> 00:35:44,796 I am my own man! And I happen to have an axe. 699 00:35:44,864 --> 00:35:46,565 But you're not doing this for you. 700 00:35:46,633 --> 00:35:48,367 You're doing it for that stupid bitch! 701 00:35:48,434 --> 00:35:49,868 Anything is better than this! 702 00:35:50,736 --> 00:35:53,705 I mean, look at me! I'm sleeping on a couch! 703 00:35:53,773 --> 00:35:55,907 People are laughing at me to my face! 704 00:35:55,975 --> 00:35:57,409 You can't believe that The Morrigan's 705 00:35:57,477 --> 00:35:59,478 just gonna welcome you back with open arms! 706 00:35:59,546 --> 00:36:01,312 Listen, luv, you've obviously read the book 707 00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:03,314 on "Hostage Negotiation 101"... Can we just skip 708 00:36:03,382 --> 00:36:05,916 to the bit where you tell me I'm better than this? 709 00:36:05,984 --> 00:36:08,085 - You are. - What if I'm not? 710 00:36:08,153 --> 00:36:11,422 Losing your powers was the best thing that could have happened to you. 711 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:14,625 I feel like I've finally met the real Vex! 712 00:36:14,693 --> 00:36:18,595 He's a true artist. He's a gentle soul! 713 00:36:18,663 --> 00:36:21,799 And he will not be trifled with. Not even by her! 714 00:36:21,866 --> 00:36:23,400 He's done with that! 715 00:36:23,668 --> 00:36:28,706 [ struggling ] 716 00:36:28,773 --> 00:36:30,240 Vex... please! 717 00:36:30,308 --> 00:36:30,674 [ whack! ] 718 00:36:35,713 --> 00:36:36,846 Oh, Kenzi... 719 00:36:38,515 --> 00:36:40,416 I'm getting soft in my old age. 720 00:36:42,753 --> 00:36:43,686 Good choice... 721 00:36:44,121 --> 00:36:45,121 Good choice!!! 722 00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:52,360 [ snorting/growling ] 723 00:36:52,428 --> 00:36:53,095 Lauren: It's all right... 724 00:36:54,563 --> 00:36:55,597 She's coming... 725 00:37:00,136 --> 00:37:02,204 Time for Mama to bring home the bacon. 726 00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:04,472 [ fighting ] 727 00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:05,806 - Oh... - Oh! 728 00:37:05,874 --> 00:37:07,708 I don't think I'd mind getting my ass kicked 729 00:37:07,776 --> 00:37:09,710 - by someone that hot. - That had to hurt. 730 00:37:09,778 --> 00:37:10,677 Ugh... 731 00:37:10,746 --> 00:37:12,613 - Ah! - Oh! God! 732 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,815 One to go, one to go, one one one to go! 733 00:37:14,883 --> 00:37:16,316 And that's two! No, that's two! 734 00:37:16,384 --> 00:37:17,551 Bo for the gold! 735 00:37:17,619 --> 00:37:21,788 Vex: Ahem... Uh, all's well that ends well, yeah? 736 00:37:21,856 --> 00:37:23,056 No hard feelings? 737 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:26,292 [ whack! ] 738 00:37:27,694 --> 00:37:28,728 Vex: Ow! 739 00:37:28,796 --> 00:37:30,930 Girl, you got you some gaaame. True. 740 00:37:32,199 --> 00:37:35,301 [ fighting ] 741 00:37:35,369 --> 00:37:37,035 Come on, Bo... 742 00:37:38,138 --> 00:37:40,172 The whole thing's... blank. 743 00:37:43,243 --> 00:37:45,844 But fuzzy, like... 744 00:37:45,912 --> 00:37:48,580 ...like there's something there, but why can't I remember? 745 00:37:48,648 --> 00:37:49,547 [ sigh ] 746 00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:53,117 Because you're not supposed to. We're probably better off this way. 747 00:37:53,185 --> 00:37:54,585 Yeah, good call, Tammy. 748 00:37:57,222 --> 00:38:00,391 - I mean, Tamsin. - Okay! 749 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:03,895 Look, all I know is that this latest crapfest 750 00:38:03,962 --> 00:38:06,063 just caused a whole mess of Fae paperwork. 751 00:38:06,131 --> 00:38:09,532 So, thank you for destroying my weekend, and goodbye. 752 00:38:13,304 --> 00:38:16,006 Well, that girl is just no fun at all. 753 00:38:16,073 --> 00:38:16,706 Hmm... 754 00:38:21,412 --> 00:38:25,414 [ humming ] 755 00:38:25,481 --> 00:38:33,322 Both: [ humming ] 756 00:38:34,389 --> 00:38:37,397 [ music ] 757 00:38:43,465 --> 00:38:45,533 The one who touches the Staff of Righteousness 758 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,568 shall take up the noble cause, 759 00:38:47,636 --> 00:38:50,371 accept the sacred mantle of Ruler of Forest Nymphs 760 00:38:50,439 --> 00:38:53,541 and Wood Sprites, and fight for truth and justice 761 00:38:53,608 --> 00:38:56,844 throughout the land to the end of their natural days. 762 00:38:57,545 --> 00:38:58,846 You're kidding me. 763 00:38:58,913 --> 00:39:00,680 This is a huge responsibility you've taken on. 764 00:39:00,748 --> 00:39:03,350 I just picked up a frikkin' stick! 765 00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:06,553 That's how destiny works. One day you're you, and the next day... 766 00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:07,988 I'm a superhero. 767 00:39:08,056 --> 00:39:09,156 [ laughing ] 768 00:39:09,224 --> 00:39:10,090 [ sigh ] 769 00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:12,692 Pro... 770 00:39:14,527 --> 00:39:15,661 I could be awesome, forever. 771 00:39:16,129 --> 00:39:18,564 - Yup. - Okay... Con... 772 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:21,767 I would have to learn how to do everything 773 00:39:21,835 --> 00:39:24,470 with my left hand and I mean everything. 774 00:39:24,537 --> 00:39:29,008 Well... as a last, desperate resort there is an escape clause. 775 00:39:29,076 --> 00:39:31,142 Sold. Show me the eject button. 776 00:39:31,778 --> 00:39:32,745 Very well. 777 00:39:34,681 --> 00:39:40,386 Close your eyes and say the words... No peeking. 778 00:39:42,789 --> 00:39:44,155 "I decline". 779 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,961 I... decline. 780 00:39:57,603 --> 00:39:58,736 It was that easy? 781 00:40:00,839 --> 00:40:02,539 Why didn't you just say so? 782 00:40:03,441 --> 00:40:05,509 What? A Blood King can't have a little fun? 783 00:40:05,576 --> 00:40:08,448 [ music ] 784 00:40:14,061 --> 00:40:16,329 I don't think much of your interior decorator... 785 00:40:16,397 --> 00:40:17,998 It's a work in progress. 786 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,667 Much like yourself. 787 00:40:20,735 --> 00:40:24,070 Don't change the subject. You're not off the hook yet. 788 00:40:24,138 --> 00:40:27,006 Oh! Look at you. All grown up. "The Ash." 789 00:40:27,073 --> 00:40:30,242 Did you get the new business cards, yet? Maybe a little vanity plate? 790 00:40:30,309 --> 00:40:33,111 - Daddy must be so proud. - You violated Fae law. 791 00:40:33,179 --> 00:40:35,681 Oh, by having a little fun with SuccuBo? 792 00:40:35,749 --> 00:40:37,783 You executed a blatant attack on the Light. 793 00:40:37,851 --> 00:40:41,753 Oh, come on now. When did everyone get so uptight? 794 00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:43,387 I remember the good old days. 795 00:40:43,455 --> 00:40:46,591 A little raping, a little pillaging, the odd "collateral damage"... 796 00:40:46,659 --> 00:40:50,194 and then you'd have yourself a party. Now it's all rules, rules, rules. 797 00:40:50,262 --> 00:40:53,164 Your actions may have jeopardized the new peace plan. 798 00:40:53,231 --> 00:40:55,533 A plan, in case you've forgotten, 799 00:40:55,601 --> 00:40:58,234 that was endorsed by the Fae Elders themselves. 800 00:40:59,704 --> 00:41:00,737 What can I say? 801 00:41:01,739 --> 00:41:04,775 Except, mea culpa. 802 00:41:04,842 --> 00:41:07,644 I was just trying to spice things up a little bit. 803 00:41:08,479 --> 00:41:10,080 I was a cop for thirty years. 804 00:41:12,050 --> 00:41:15,785 One thing I learned... bullshit stinks. 805 00:41:16,987 --> 00:41:18,353 And lady, you reek. 806 00:41:19,723 --> 00:41:21,657 You ever pull a stunt like this again, 807 00:41:21,725 --> 00:41:25,661 I will personally rip off your head and shove it up your lily white ass. 808 00:41:25,729 --> 00:41:29,730 This détente is too important to be screwed up by some petty feud. 809 00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:32,200 Am I clear? 810 00:41:34,036 --> 00:41:35,203 Crystal. 811 00:41:39,408 --> 00:41:43,544 Hey man, we are just one Vex short of a real fiesta. 812 00:41:45,046 --> 00:41:46,046 Where you goin'? 813 00:41:47,015 --> 00:41:47,982 I don't know yet. 814 00:41:49,751 --> 00:41:51,318 Why don't I go make some tea. 815 00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:55,355 Vexster... hey! Come on, all is forgiven. 816 00:41:55,423 --> 00:41:57,024 But it shouldn't be, Kenz. 817 00:41:57,092 --> 00:41:59,459 I can't stay here. Not after what I've done. 818 00:41:59,527 --> 00:42:00,693 Dude, you saved my life... 819 00:42:00,761 --> 00:42:04,330 Or that pig shifted to the left at just the right moment. 820 00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:07,065 That is not true. 821 00:42:09,702 --> 00:42:10,568 Is it?? 822 00:42:13,039 --> 00:42:13,672 You know... 823 00:42:14,707 --> 00:42:18,010 if you'd looked at my history you'd know I was a betting man. 824 00:42:20,046 --> 00:42:22,347 I'm going to take some time to reflect, you know? 825 00:42:22,982 --> 00:42:26,184 Reset the system. I guess the Doctor was right! 826 00:42:26,985 --> 00:42:28,319 Bloody humans... 827 00:42:30,289 --> 00:42:35,460 - You thinkin' maybe Tibet? - India, via Vegas. 828 00:42:35,528 --> 00:42:38,963 You know, the whole Eat, Pray, Mesmer tour. 829 00:42:41,899 --> 00:42:45,435 Yeah... well... I'll be back. 830 00:42:45,770 --> 00:42:47,371 Fully armed and ready to rock. 831 00:42:48,606 --> 00:42:50,707 How do I know I'll ever see you again? 832 00:43:00,551 --> 00:43:01,217 [ gasp! ] 833 00:43:03,119 --> 00:43:05,721 Not your ebony handled bison bristle blush brush? 834 00:43:06,523 --> 00:43:08,291 Ugh! 835 00:43:08,358 --> 00:43:10,159 You break that brush and I'll kill ya. 836 00:43:10,227 --> 00:43:10,826 Kenzi: Ow! 837 00:43:10,894 --> 00:43:12,394 [ Vex laughing ] 838 00:43:14,763 --> 00:43:17,632 Catch you in another lifetime! Maybe... 839 00:43:21,870 --> 00:43:23,672 I'm gonna miss that a-hole... 840 00:43:25,974 --> 00:43:26,408 I know. 841 00:43:26,475 --> 00:43:27,908 - Ow... - Here... 842 00:43:29,243 --> 00:43:32,080 [ music ] 843 00:43:33,815 --> 00:43:37,148 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 844 00:43:38,815 --> 00:43:43,148 resynced for web-dl version by shalex