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Yeah, okay.
This is scary.
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It's a scary movie.
Right.
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Shh! It's not over, okay?
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There's gonna be one last scare.
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[Splat, shrieking]
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[Laughter]
Aah!
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Told you.
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- Guys, making it worse, man.
- I know, man.
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What did I say, though?
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This is a good one, it's good.
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Thought I had to dump out.
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- Turns out I didn't.
- Okay.
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Bowels were playing tricks
on me, so...
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Adam, just go to bed, all right?
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We get it, you're spooked.
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You haven't slept since we started
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this non-Wayans' brother
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actually scary
scary-movie marathon on Friday.
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Why don't we go to bed,
because we got
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a super moon that we want
to be well-rested for tomorrow.
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And it's gonna be super,
so let's hit it.
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Hey, you hit it, I'm gonna yank it.
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Either way,
we're probably masturbating,
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but we're roommates,
so that's just the way it goes.
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Okay, yeah,
I'm also gonna go to bed soon.
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I'll probably be laughing myself
to sleep
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at how dumb and irr...
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irresponsible these movies are
to teenagers.
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'cause they're gonna think
that they could fall asleep
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and get a knife finger up their butt
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when, in reality,
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that's not even something
that could actually happen,
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I don't think.
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[Door shuts, echoes]
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[Laughs nervously]
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[Eerie vocal techno music]
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[Whispering]
♪
♪
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♪ some dumb humans make
a mutant spiral laser blast ♪
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♪ feasting on the flesh
of freshman students ♪
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♪ on their way to class ♪
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♪ zombies ♪
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We got zombies on a school day...
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♪ ♪
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♪ horrifying horrible
zombie mastication scenes ♪
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♪ slowly moving mandibles
chewing on a frigging teen ♪
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♪ zombies ♪
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♪ ♪
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I don't know, he wasn't in his room.
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Dude, he's probably passed out
on the couch still.
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Hey!
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Adam?
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Ready for work?
Whoo!
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I'm ready for work.
Let's do this!
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Whoo!
[Chomp] Whoo!
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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I slept like a log last night, dude.
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So awake.
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So awake right now.
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♪ Living life ♪
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Know what I'm saying?
What'd you say?
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I didn't say anything.
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Yeah, totally.
No, I hear that.
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Let's talk super moon, my lunar-tics.
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I'm thinking we could block off,
like, five hours and...
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- five hours?
- Good call.
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I was thinking six myself, just to...
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Really take it in.
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- I'm excited.
- All right.
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Well, I'm very excited
to take it in as well.
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I read on a website last night,
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that, uh, the super moon
is a catalyst
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for paranormal activity.
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And then I read on another website
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that a catalyst is, like,
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a way of saying
that it, like, helps it.
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Yeah, no, it is.
I was supposed to see the last one.
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But I got adult chicken pox
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and was stuck in a bathtub all
night with instant oatmeal.
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- Apple-cinnamon?
- I wish.
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Raisins and spice.
[All groaning]
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But, this year,
I'm gonna flex on this moon.
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Check it out.
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Got a tablet computer
with a moon-tracker app.
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Totally state of the art.
And...
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A Rob Huebel telescope,
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so I can peep the cheese.
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See, check it out.
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Right here, wiki says,
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"thousands of unsolved child murders,
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every super moon."
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Even worse than what he just said,
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it says,
"dogs suck each other's magic sticks."
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- What the...
- Okay, stop it.
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It's not saying those things.
You're making 'em up.
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It does say it.
It's Wikipedia.
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It says very important information.
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- No. Does not.
- Said that.
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You guys need to start appreciating
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the world's natural wonders.
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I mean, it's gonna be
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like seeing the redwoods
or old faithful
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or that old rock we found
that looked like a boob.
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Actually still have that rock.
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I wish it were softer.
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Why?
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So I could fuck it, Anders.
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All right, Ders,
you're not understanding.
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You keep talking
about natural things.
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But I'm talking
about supernatural, guys.
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There's gonna be some stuff
that happens tonight
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that never happens!
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Like maybe the dead will rise
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or, like, the earth will
start on fire or something.
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Or you'll, like, have sex with a girl
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for the first time.
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Oh, wow!
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Because your penis
is in use so much, Anders!
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You're not having sex as much as...
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We're tied for zero, basically.
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- Hey, guys.
- Oh! Mm!
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I'm not scared.
Ders is though.
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He's in hysterics.
What a punk!
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I'm not scared.
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So I bet you guys are, uh, wondering
what all the renovations are about.
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- Nope.
- Not at all.
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Well, the crew cleared out
the basement,
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and there's some
pretty nifty items up for grabs.
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[Laughs]
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Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
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I fucking love tits, you guys.
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Does it come in black?
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Ink?
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Oh-ho, jackpot.
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Let me know, my man.
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You think this
is gonna make chicks wanna see
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my big bang theory?
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[Grunting loudly]
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Check this out.
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I used to have one of these as a kid.
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Hatchet. Except
for not the weapon, the book.
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'cause my aunt gave
Gary Paulsen a handjob,
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and he gave us, like,
a ton of free books.
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All right, I feel like
you're making this stuff up now.
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No.
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My aunt is a whore.
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She works in Las Vegas.
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Oh, Bill, that's an office supply.
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It stays in the office.
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I need to cut more fliers.
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I'm starting a babysitting service.
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Children are my passion.
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Okay, you can't say the words
"children" and "passion"
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and have your face.
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Whoa.
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Dudes, check it out!
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Cool flask.
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- All right.
- Nice!
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I know what we can put in there.
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- Dr Pepper Ten.
- It's for men.
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Kids... I mean, kids can drink whatever,
as far as I'm concerned.
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That's the thing.
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When you're a kid,
you have a lot of options.
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As a man, who wants
to drink a soda...
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Check out this painting
of this gnar old man.
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Whoa. That dude looks
just like my grandpa.
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I hate my grandpa.
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He's such a fucking tool.
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Whoa!
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Everywhere you stand,
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Dr. Telamericorp's eyes follow you.
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[Inhales]
Mm, I'm up.
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Mm...
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Ooh.
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Oh, not so fast, sweetheart.
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Read the can.
DP Ten.
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Not for women.
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- Hey, Jillian, sweetheart.
- Hmm?
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Is it possible for a painting
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to have homosexual tendencies?
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Of course, why?
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- Oh, this guy keeps...
- Oh, no.
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Where did you find that?
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Jillian.
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What the fuck is this doing in here?
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I don't know.
I threw it out.
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But I guess it came back.
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Paintings don't "come back."
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Yeah, but can...
can they come out? Like, of the closet?
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- Can they be gay?
- Just please get rid of it.
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I don't ever want
to see that portrait again.
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- Yep.
- What's up with Alice? Huh?
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Who's this guy?
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He's a very bad man
who used to work here.
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And he's gone,
and he's never coming back.
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W-w-wait.
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W-what do you mean, he's a "bad man"?
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I shouldn't say.
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Blake, just stop asking questions.
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Hey, hey.
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What's the deal?
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Did he murder somebody?
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Jillian!
Oh, my gosh.
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That dude died here, huh?
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Jillian.
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Jillian, hey, come on.
You're acting weird.
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Blake, this man is not
to be spoken of.
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Hey, why are you acting
so weird, huh?
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What's the deal?
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This guy kill some kids
in the basement or something?
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Just drop it!
I've already said too much!
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All right, give me the painting.
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No, no. Drop it!
[Electrical sizzling]
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Okay, that was the renovations.
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[Whispering]
Or was it?
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Uh, hey, guys, yeah,
sorry about the lights.
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It was the renovations.
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Or was it?
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Are you asking me?
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It was.
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- Okay.
- Oh.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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{pub}All right, who is ready to ride?
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It is just about super moon time.
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Oh, man, I am sorry.
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I have work to do here.
I can't go with you, buddy.
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- What are you talking about?
- Ders, you naive little nerd.
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Come on, we just unearthed
the portrait
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of an infamous child murderer,
Dr. Telamericorp,
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on the same exact night
as a super moon?
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I'm gonna go ahead
and file that under
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"things that Blake
wants to check out tonight."
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[Strained]
Yeah, right.
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Like there's ghosts in the office.
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Like ghosts are just
flying all o... whoa-ho!
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That's... Bill.
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What up, dog?
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- What's up, homies?
- Yo.
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Of course it's not a ghost.
Ghosts don't exist.
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Now, can we please
just gather ourselves?
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We can go up to the roof
and watch the super moon.
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All right, you know what?
Take Adam with you.
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It's fine.
He's too scared anyways.
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The, uh, the spirits,
they feed off fear.
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Okay, let's go.
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Yeah, he's like a little
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all-you-can-eat buffet over there.
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you, dude!
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- Ders.
- Yeah?
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- Go do your nerd stuff.
- What?
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'cause I have something
to prove to this idiot.
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Okay, no more HBO for you.
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You are cussing way too much lately.
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You deserve this.
You deserve each other.
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Well, I'm gonna go watch
the super moon by myself!
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And you're gonna be
super sorry about it, okay?
257
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Move your cart.
258
00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,742
This old fart cart of farts.
259
00:08:50,867 --> 00:08:52,740
All right, hey, so are you
sure you're ready, huh?
260
00:08:52,906 --> 00:08:55,710
I'm not just sure...
261
00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:59,113
[Whispering]
I'm HIV-positive.
262
00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:00,448
But y-you're not though, right?
263
00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:01,749
- I'm not what?
- HIV-positive.
264
00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:02,917
You just said you're HIV-positive.
265
00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,152
No, I did not mean to say that.
266
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,121
- Okay. Okay.
- Very tired.
267
00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:08,990
You've got a weird amount of candles.
268
00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:10,492
- [Cart clangs]
- Shh!
269
00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:11,793
[Whispers] Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
270
00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,828
It's all right.
271
00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,297
The phantomspotter app
272
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,632
detects electromagnetic frequencies.
273
00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:18,700
- Really?
- Yes.
274
00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,101
Heavy concentrations
275
00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:23,229
indicate supernatural activity.
276
00:09:23,395 --> 00:09:25,940
Oh, but look at this!
277
00:09:26,106 --> 00:09:28,476
I'm getting a reading
of five black cats
278
00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,737
right by the chair
where Homegirl died.
279
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,638
- Who?
- Homegirl.
280
00:09:32,763 --> 00:09:33,740
She... she worked here.
281
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,700
You pulled your testicles out,
282
00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,535
put 'em on her forehead,
then she passed away.
283
00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:40,288
Oh, yeah.
Really nice black lady?
284
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,749
No. Quite the opposite.
Very mean white lady.
285
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,001
I don't think I was here
that day then.
286
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,669
What? Yes.
You put your balls on her head.
287
00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:48,029
OK... well, I do that to people.
288
00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,365
[Crash]
289
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:53,625
What was that?
290
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,447
Oh, my gosh, it's all true.
291
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,216
Tens of thousands of child murders.
292
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,586
Dogs sucking each other's
magic sticks.
293
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:12,554
Rahh!
294
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:13,588
[Shrieks]
295
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:14,781
Oh!
296
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,824
- Oh! Kill him! Kill him!
- Die, ghost!
297
00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,326
- Kill him! Kill him!
- Oh, die!
298
00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,787
- Die ghost! Die!
- Stop!
299
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,288
Oh, I'm punching Ders.
300
00:10:22,454 --> 00:10:23,748
- Dude, stop!
- Oh, that was Ders.
301
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,199
- Oh, God.
- [Groans]
302
00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:26,568
Oh, man, I didn't know it was you...
303
00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,570
till I did.
I actually did at the end.
304
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,905
I mean, you get into
some sort of street brawl,
305
00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:32,774
I have... I have no fear
when it comes to fighting.
306
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,041
You guys are idiots.
307
00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,343
Well, what the freakin' eff, Ders?
308
00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,479
Scared the s-s-shoot out of us.
309
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,763
I found the painting in the garbage
310
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,348
and I thought I'd freak you out.
311
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,225
- And you hit me.
- Oh, that wasn't good, man.
312
00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,686
I'm on, like,
285 hours of energy right now.
313
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,120
What is this?
[Lips smack]
314
00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:47,322
That's barbeque sauce.
Very clever, dude.
315
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,565
- I know.
- Very clever, man.
316
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,358
Doll's clothes from the basement.
317
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,894
God, I... it's actually awesome
that I got you guys,
318
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:54,663
but then you...
can we just please
319
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,431
go to the roof...
[Swallows]
320
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,127
And gaze at the super moon already?
321
00:10:58,252 --> 00:10:59,133
I guess.
322
00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:01,469
[Distant scream]
323
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:02,453
Ders?
324
00:11:02,619 --> 00:11:03,997
That wasn't me.
325
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,407
Oh, my gosh.
326
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:06,941
When Adam punched through
that portrait
327
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,576
of Dr. Telamericorp,
328
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:11,170
he broke whatever supernatural
seal was keeping him in.
329
00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:12,589
- What?
- Yeah.
330
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,650
And now we're the only ones
that can put him back.
331
00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:18,252
- Come on!
- Come on, now, w... hey!
332
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:19,429
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa.
333
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,622
The devil's in the machine!
334
00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,015
It's gone pure black!
335
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,425
It's not on.
336
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,826
- Huh?
- It's sleeping.
337
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:25,827
You just gotta hit
the thing on the back.
338
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,195
- Sleep...
- Yeah.
339
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,596
This thing's actually cool, man.
340
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,315
- Have you checked out the user interface?
- Oh!
341
00:11:40,647 --> 00:11:42,891
{pub}- Shh! Shh!
- Dude, what are you doing?
342
00:11:43,016 --> 00:11:44,826
- Quiet, quiet, quiet.
- Oh, dear.
343
00:11:44,951 --> 00:11:46,795
Those were Montez's speakers.
344
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,298
- Whatever.
- Shh, guys...
345
00:11:49,423 --> 00:11:51,700
This thing is really humming.
346
00:11:51,825 --> 00:11:54,547
There is a lot of activity down here.
347
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,737
Look, dudes.
Dudes, dudes, dudes!
348
00:11:56,863 --> 00:11:58,134
Dr. Telamericorp!
349
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,374
He's crossed over
into the physical world!
350
00:11:59,499 --> 00:12:00,475
It's only a matter of time
351
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,543
before he finds a human host!
352
00:12:01,668 --> 00:12:02,844
- What?
- Okay. Yep.
353
00:12:02,969 --> 00:12:05,350
You're not gonna get me twice, Ders.
354
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:08,217
I think I know barbeque sauce
when I see it.
355
00:12:08,342 --> 00:12:09,312
Now.
This time I do.
356
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:10,952
Adam, no.
I didn't...
357
00:12:11,077 --> 00:12:13,455
that's not barbeque s...!
358
00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:17,226
- That's not barbeque sauce.
- No.
359
00:12:17,351 --> 00:12:18,488
I think that's blood.
360
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,365
[Squeamish]
I think it's blood.
361
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:23,409
- Okay, so, I know that this is blood.
- Wait, stop it!
362
00:12:23,657 --> 00:12:24,700
Don't!
363
00:12:24,825 --> 00:12:25,900
And it tastes exactly like that!
364
00:12:26,025 --> 00:12:27,302
That is blood!
That is blood!
365
00:12:27,427 --> 00:12:28,831
I am HIV-positive!
366
00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:30,472
- What did you...
- No, I'm saying it this time!
367
00:12:30,597 --> 00:12:32,541
- I think I'm HIV-positive.
- Can you feel it?
368
00:12:32,666 --> 00:12:34,212
That's how...
that's how you get HIV!
369
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:35,944
You get it by tasting
strange blood on the ground!
370
00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:37,346
- Yes.
- We have to make you a quilt!
371
00:12:37,471 --> 00:12:38,447
We have to make him a quilt.
[Door closes]
372
00:12:38,572 --> 00:12:39,481
[All scream]
373
00:12:39,606 --> 00:12:40,647
- What was that?
- Oh, God.
374
00:12:40,772 --> 00:12:42,684
Dr. Telamericorp.
He's looking for a host.
375
00:12:42,809 --> 00:12:43,818
We don't have en...
no time!
376
00:12:43,943 --> 00:12:45,014
We've got no time!
377
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,154
So you know who we have to call.
378
00:12:46,279 --> 00:12:47,155
We gotta call the cops, man.
379
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,156
There's blood everywhere.
380
00:12:48,281 --> 00:12:49,358
I'm calling the cops.
381
00:12:49,483 --> 00:12:51,270
I was thinking the gh... never mind.
382
00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:52,861
I know a satanic ritual
383
00:12:52,986 --> 00:12:56,231
that'll send his spirit back to hell.
384
00:12:56,356 --> 00:12:57,866
You know a satanic ritual?
385
00:12:57,991 --> 00:13:00,168
[Stammering]
It's a... h-hell way?
386
00:13:00,293 --> 00:13:03,829
Okay, well, I think I'm gonna
go to the little boy's room.
387
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,408
Not because I'm a little boy
who's scared,
388
00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:08,121
but because I'm a little man
who ate too many tacos.
389
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,444
- So I'm gonna go...
- Wait, dude...
390
00:13:09,569 --> 00:13:10,998
gotta... gotta poo.
391
00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:12,347
All right, man.
What are... what are we doing?
392
00:13:12,472 --> 00:13:14,168
What are we doing?
Tell me what to do.
393
00:13:14,408 --> 00:13:16,295
We need a sacrifice.
394
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:19,254
[Panting]
395
00:13:19,379 --> 00:13:20,455
[Bottle clatters]
396
00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:22,357
Come on, Demamp!
397
00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:24,159
Pull yourself together.
398
00:13:24,284 --> 00:13:25,894
You taught yourself Spanish,
399
00:13:26,019 --> 00:13:27,862
you can make it
through this, "muchaycho."
400
00:13:27,987 --> 00:13:30,523
[Stall door snaps shut]
401
00:13:31,725 --> 00:13:37,095
[Hysterical laugh]
402
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,948
[Fuzzy distortion]
403
00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:48,373
[Panting]
404
00:13:49,676 --> 00:13:52,248
Okay, let's see what we got in here.
405
00:13:52,479 --> 00:13:53,755
Uh, yogurt, hummus,
406
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,710
purple stuff, sunny d.
407
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,392
The ritual calls for the flesh
408
00:13:57,517 --> 00:13:58,713
of thy untouched beast.
409
00:13:58,879 --> 00:13:59,881
Um, oh.
410
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,591
Montez's ground hamburger beef?
411
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,131
- Perfect.
- All right.
412
00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:04,599
Let's bring this meatloaf
to meat life.
413
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:05,595
Let's do it.
414
00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:09,070
Who's in here, huh?
415
00:14:09,195 --> 00:14:10,171
[Screaming]
Huh?
416
00:14:10,296 --> 00:14:11,673
You comin' at me?
417
00:14:11,798 --> 00:14:13,342
I ain't scared of no ghost.
418
00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:14,509
I'm not scared of you!
[Distant moan]
419
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:17,713
Who did that?
Who did that?
420
00:14:17,838 --> 00:14:18,913
[Laughing]
421
00:14:19,038 --> 00:14:20,014
We've already said too much!
422
00:14:20,139 --> 00:14:21,650
[Sobbing]
423
00:14:21,775 --> 00:14:23,585
[Screaming]
What?
424
00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:26,120
[Baby crying]
425
00:14:26,245 --> 00:14:28,367
I'm the main office prankster.
Did you miss me?
426
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:29,452
I tea-bagged your dead body.
427
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:30,525
Ooh.
428
00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:32,663
[Distant screeching]
429
00:14:32,829 --> 00:14:35,664
What is happening to me?!
430
00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:38,834
[Eerie music]
431
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,770
Dr. Telamericorp.
432
00:14:41,895 --> 00:14:43,299
Oh, no.
433
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,965
You want me to kill Montez,
don't you?
434
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,513
That's what you're doing here, huh?
435
00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:51,974
You know what?
I'll do it.
436
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:56,251
I'm here to help you sleep.
437
00:14:56,376 --> 00:14:58,620
But you can't fall asleep
438
00:14:58,745 --> 00:15:01,656
until you silence the music.
439
00:15:01,781 --> 00:15:05,488
Let no one stand in your way.
440
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,028
Why me?
441
00:15:07,153 --> 00:15:10,201
Because, you're a strong boy, Adam.
442
00:15:12,091 --> 00:15:13,402
Mm-hmm.
443
00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:16,499
Strong little boy.
444
00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:21,420
[Child's voice]
Strong little boy.
445
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,147
Oh, yeah.
Sweet meat fetus, dude.
446
00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:27,849
- Thank you.
- Looks real as hell.
447
00:15:27,974 --> 00:15:28,917
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
448
00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:30,318
Yeah, if you could, uh,
449
00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:32,521
just, like, stand him up
and make him look alive.
450
00:15:32,646 --> 00:15:33,988
Yeah. That should not
be a problem, dude.
451
00:15:34,113 --> 00:15:35,590
I used to stand up
armies of action figures
452
00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:36,925
against each other.
453
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,827
- Do these, like, cool wars.
- Great, great.
454
00:15:38,952 --> 00:15:40,228
- There we go.
- That's a cool story.
455
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:41,897
Thanks.
Okay. All right, you know what?
456
00:15:42,022 --> 00:15:43,732
Sorry, I used to have
the same problem when I would
457
00:15:43,857 --> 00:15:45,334
stand those action figures up
against each other for wars.
458
00:15:45,459 --> 00:15:46,946
Whatever, that's fine...
I'm sure Satan doesn't really care.
459
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,240
- Here we go.
- [Exhales]
460
00:15:49,462 --> 00:15:51,139
[Moaning]
461
00:15:51,264 --> 00:15:55,009
- Spirit of Dr. Telamericorp!
- Yeah.
462
00:15:55,134 --> 00:15:58,447
Please accept this humble sacrifice
463
00:15:58,572 --> 00:16:02,851
of a live, super moonwalking...
464
00:16:02,976 --> 00:16:08,557
Ginger beef man!
465
00:16:08,682 --> 00:16:10,725
Have a namaste.
Amen.
466
00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:13,389
[Child's voice]
Silence the music.
467
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,430
A-Adam, what...
what...
468
00:16:15,555 --> 00:16:16,809
what's up?
What's wrong?
469
00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:18,436
Yeah, Adam, you love pure moods.
470
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:22,337
Dr. Telamericorp spoke to me.
471
00:16:22,462 --> 00:16:25,401
And he wants you...
472
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:29,811
To silence the music.
473
00:16:29,936 --> 00:16:32,005
[Screams]
Now!
474
00:16:32,130 --> 00:16:33,348
[Both shout]
475
00:16:33,473 --> 00:16:34,827
What's going on, dude?
476
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,051
Adam's been possessed
by Dr. Telamericorp!
477
00:16:37,176 --> 00:16:38,789
- What?
- Run!
478
00:16:39,278 --> 00:16:42,123
- Oh!
- Uh-oh.
479
00:16:42,248 --> 00:16:44,158
Hurry!
Follow me!
480
00:16:44,283 --> 00:16:45,594
[Grunting]
481
00:16:45,719 --> 00:16:48,029
[Child's voice]
Strong boy.
482
00:16:48,154 --> 00:16:51,933
I'm a strong boy.
483
00:16:52,058 --> 00:16:54,803
[Music playing]
484
00:16:54,928 --> 00:17:03,168
♪ ♪
485
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,516
Now!
486
00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:09,417
[Both shouting]
487
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:10,485
[All grunting]
488
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:11,853
- You got him?
- Yeah!
489
00:17:11,978 --> 00:17:14,075
- Now what?
- We gotta solidify this cocoon.
490
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,757
- Grab that stuff?
- This?
491
00:17:15,882 --> 00:17:17,592
Yeah! Now let's head up to the roof!
492
00:17:17,717 --> 00:17:19,494
We gotta harness the power
of the super moon
493
00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:21,329
for the exorcism.
494
00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:23,341
Yay, yay, yay!
The super moon!
495
00:17:23,466 --> 00:17:25,211
- Here we come!
- All right, he's excited.
496
00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:35,513
{pub}It's so super!
497
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,378
God, that is a real moon!
498
00:17:37,503 --> 00:17:40,479
Oh, God damn it, Ders,
shove the telescope up your ass!
499
00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:42,808
Give me your flask!
Hurry!
500
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:47,916
Oh... Super moon.
501
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:50,653
Please bless this manly soda
502
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:54,009
and in the same way
that Dr Pepper Ten
503
00:17:54,134 --> 00:17:57,196
is most definitely not for women,
504
00:17:57,321 --> 00:18:01,499
so be Adam's body not for ghosts!
505
00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:03,185
- [Thunder crashes]
- That was really good, man.
506
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:04,041
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
507
00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:06,002
And...
508
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,509
- Uhh!
- [Squeaks]
509
00:18:07,634 --> 00:18:09,690
All right! Now...
510
00:18:09,815 --> 00:18:12,967
We must insulate the demons.
511
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,837
- Okay.
- Shoot him with this gun.
512
00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:16,384
Now. Now.
513
00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:17,785
Ooh.
514
00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:21,058
- Ah, watch your load, man.
- Oh, yeah.
515
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,658
- Oh, man.
- Ohh.
516
00:18:22,783 --> 00:18:24,061
- This dries really quick.
- Yeah, it does.
517
00:18:24,227 --> 00:18:25,813
[Thunder crashes]
518
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:28,232
Get out of my homey,
Dr. Telamericorp!
519
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,849
Blake, I can't believe you're
not looking at this thing.
520
00:18:30,974 --> 00:18:31,600
I mean, look at the...
521
00:18:31,725 --> 00:18:33,571
[thunder crashes]
522
00:18:34,926 --> 00:18:38,993
Oh, there's my strong little boy.
523
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:42,244
[Mysterious music]
524
00:18:42,953 --> 00:18:44,415
It's okay, Adam.
525
00:18:46,211 --> 00:18:48,085
You can sleep now.
526
00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:50,685
[Kiss]
527
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:52,587
Mm.
528
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,550
Oh. Okay.
529
00:18:58,265 --> 00:19:00,255
All right. Uh...
530
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:01,392
What are you doing?
531
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,066
Oh. Sorry.
532
00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:05,567
Misread!
[Chuckles]
533
00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,533
I, uh, thought you were...
534
00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:11,217
I mean, it seemed as though
you were, uh,
535
00:19:11,342 --> 00:19:12,276
vibing me.
536
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:13,766
No, no vibe.
537
00:19:14,229 --> 00:19:15,836
Not a vibe and...
Noo...
538
00:19:15,961 --> 00:19:17,243
- Oh.
- Uh-uh.
539
00:19:17,368 --> 00:19:17,990
Okay, then.
540
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,382
- That's my bad.
- Yeah.
541
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,578
Well...
542
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,039
Sleepy bye, my little tiger.
543
00:19:26,324 --> 00:19:29,543
- Nighty night,
- My little buckaroo.
544
00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:33,495
[Thunder crashes]
545
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,132
Oh.
546
00:19:35,298 --> 00:19:36,801
- [Snaps fingers]
- Did it work?
547
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,095
Oh, hell, yeah, bitch.
548
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,068
Really?
All right, man!
549
00:19:41,193 --> 00:19:42,473
- I can't believe it!
- Nice job!
550
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:43,605
[Thud]
[Both scream]
551
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:47,096
Help me!
I cut my finger!
552
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:48,494
To the bone!
553
00:19:48,619 --> 00:19:49,313
[Sobbing]
554
00:19:50,437 --> 00:19:51,922
Damn, man, you scared us!
555
00:19:52,047 --> 00:19:53,516
Yeah, we're in the middle
of something.
556
00:19:53,641 --> 00:19:54,360
Gosh!
557
00:19:55,025 --> 00:19:57,224
I still don't understand
what you were doing, Bill.
558
00:19:57,349 --> 00:19:58,850
I was in the basement
559
00:19:58,975 --> 00:20:01,306
cutting up fliers
for my babysitting company,
560
00:20:01,431 --> 00:20:03,170
and I sliced my finger...
561
00:20:03,295 --> 00:20:04,245
To the bone.
562
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:07,456
- I think we heard him scream.
- Yeah, we saw some of your blood.
563
00:20:07,622 --> 00:20:10,259
But didn't think someone
needs a ride to the hospital?
564
00:20:10,384 --> 00:20:12,962
I'm sorry, Bill, are we not driving
you to the hospital right now?
565
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,032
Is this not enough for you?
566
00:20:15,157 --> 00:20:16,976
- Shotgun!
- Good call.
567
00:20:17,101 --> 00:20:18,132
Dang it!
568
00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:20,704
You know what?
Bill, look...
569
00:20:20,829 --> 00:20:23,264
We're sorry, man,
but we were kind of busy
570
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,600
dealing with the ghost
of Dr. Telamericorp.
571
00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,519
That's Josh, you idiot.
572
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,146
He used to work here,
573
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,954
and Alice kept
sexually harassing him.
574
00:20:33,079 --> 00:20:34,772
She even commissioned that portrait.
575
00:20:34,897 --> 00:20:37,781
- He sued the company.
- Okay, so there was never
576
00:20:37,906 --> 00:20:38,696
a Dr. Telamericorp.
577
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,127
Great. Thank you.
578
00:20:40,252 --> 00:20:43,185
[Whispering]
Or was there?
579
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,635
You asking me?
580
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,162
There wasn't.
581
00:20:46,893 --> 00:20:48,164
[Car engine starts]
582
00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:50,958
- Sure.
- Let's go!
583
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,174
All right, already, Bill!
584
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:54,920
Whoa, you're whipping it.
585
00:20:55,086 --> 00:20:56,380
Uh-oh!
[Tires screech]