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Yeah, okay.
This is scary.
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It's a scary movie.
Right.
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Shh! It's not over, okay?
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There's gonna be one last scare.
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Aah!
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Told you.
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- Guys, making it worse, man.
- I know, man.
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What did I say, though?
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This is a good one, it's good.
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Thought I had to dump out.
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- Turns out I didn't.
- Okay.
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Bowels were playing tricks
on me, so...
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Adam, just go to bed, all right?
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We get it, you're spooked.
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You haven't slept since we started
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this non-Wayans' brother
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actually scary
scary-movie marathon on Friday.
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Why don't we go to bed,
because we got
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a super moon that we want
to be well-rested for tomorrow.
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And it's gonna be super,
so let's hit it.
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Hey, you hit it, I'm gonna yank it.
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Either way,
we're probably masturbating,
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but we're roommates,
so that's just the way it goes.
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Okay, yeah,
I'm also gonna go to bed soon.
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I'll probably be laughing myself
to sleep
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at how dumb and irr...
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irresponsible these movies are
to teenagers.
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'Cause they're gonna think
that they could fall asleep
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and get a knife finger up their butt
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when, in reality,
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that's not even something
that could actually happen,
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I don't think.
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♪ Some dumb humans make
a mutant spiral laser blast ♪
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♪ Feasting on the flesh
of freshman students ♪
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♪ On their way to class ♪
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♪ Zombies ♪
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We got zombies on a school day...
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♪ Horrifying horrible
zombie mastication scenes ♪
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♪ Slowly moving mandibles
chewing on a frigging teen ♪
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♪ Zombies ♪
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I don't know, he wasn't in his room.
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Dude, he's probably passed out
on the couch still.
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Hey!
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Adam?
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Ready for work?
Whoo!
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I'm ready for work.
Let's do this!
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for DEMAND by antibio
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I slept like a log last night, dude.
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So awake.
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So awake right now.
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♪ Living life ♪
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Know what I'm saying?
What'd you say?
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I didn't say anything.
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Yeah, totally.
No, I hear that.
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Let's talk super moon, my lunar-tics.
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I'm thinking we could block off,
like, five hours and...
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- five hours?
- Good call.
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I was thinking six myself, just to...
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Really take it in.
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- I'm excited.
- All right.
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Well, I'm very excited
to take it in as well.
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I read on a website last night,
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that, uh, the super moon
is a catalyst
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for paranormal activity.
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And then I read on another website
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that a catalyst is, like,
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a way of saying
that it, like, helps it.
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Yeah, no, it is.
I was supposed to see the last one.
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But I got adult chicken pox
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and was stuck in a bathtub all
night with instant oatmeal.
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- Apple-cinnamon?
- I wish.
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Raisins and spice.
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But, this year,
I'm gonna flex on this moon.
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Check it out.
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Got a tablet computer
with a moon-tracker app.
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Totally state of the art.
And...
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A Rob Huebel telescope,
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so I can peep the cheese.
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See, check it out.
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Right here, wiki says,
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"thousands of unsolved child murders,
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every super moon."
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Even worse than what he just said,
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it says,
"dogs suck each other's magic sticks."
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- What the...
- Okay, stop it.
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It's not saying those things.
You're making 'em up.
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It does say it.
It's Wikipedia.
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It says very important information.
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- No. Does not.
- Said that.
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You guys need to start appreciating
the world's natural wonders.
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I mean, it's gonna be like seeing
the redwoods or old faithful
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or that old rock we found
that looked like a boob.
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Actually still have that rock.
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I wish it were softer.
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Why?
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So I could fuck it, Anders.
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All right, Ders,
you're not understanding.
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You keep talking
about natural things.
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But I'm talking
about supernatural, guys.
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There's gonna be some stuff
that happens tonight
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that never happens!
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Like maybe the dead will rise
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or, like, the earth will
start on fire or something.
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Or you'll, like, have sex
with a girl for the first time.
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Oh, wow!
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Because your penis
is in use so much, Anders!
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You're not having sex as much as...
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We're tied for zero, basically.
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- Hey, guys.
- Oh! Mm!
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I'm not scared.
Ders is though.
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He's in hysterics.
What a punk!
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I'm not scared.
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So I bet you guys are, uh, wondering
what all the renovations are about.
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- Nope.
- Not at all.
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Well, the crew cleared out
the basement,
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and there's some
pretty nifty items up for grabs.
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Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
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I fucking love tits, you guys.
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Does it come in black?
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Ink?
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Oh-ho, jackpot.
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Let me know, my man.
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You think this is gonna make chicks
wanna see my big bang theory?
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Check this out.
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I used to have one of these as a kid.
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Hatchet. Except
for not the weapon, the book.
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'Cause my aunt gave
Gary Paulsen a handjob,
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and he gave us, like,
a ton of free books.
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All right, I feel like
you're making this stuff up now.
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No.
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My aunt is a whore.
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She works in Las Vegas.
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Oh, Bill, that's an office supply.
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It stays in the office.
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I need to cut more fliers.
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I'm starting a babysitting service.
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Children are my passion.
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Okay, you can't say the words
"children" and "passion"
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and have your face.
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Whoa.
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Dudes, check it out!
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Cool flask.
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- All right.
- Nice!
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I know what we can put in there.
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- Dr Pepper Ten.
- It's for men.
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Kids... I mean, kids can drink whatever,
as far as I'm concerned.
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That's the thing.
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When you're a kid,
you have a lot of options.
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As a man, who wants
to drink a soda...
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Check out this painting
of this gnar old man.
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Whoa. That dude looks
just like my grandpa.
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I hate my grandpa.
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He's such a fucking tool.
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Whoa!
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Everywhere you stand,
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Dr. Telamericorp's eyes follow you.
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Mm, I'm up.
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Mm...
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Ooh.
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Oh, not so fast, sweetheart.
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Read the can.
DP Ten.
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Not for women.
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- Hey, Jillian, sweetheart.
- Hmm?
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Is it possible for a painting
to have homosexual tendencies?
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Of course, why?
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- Oh, this guy keeps...
- Oh, no.
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Where did you find that?
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Jillian.
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What the fuck is this doing in here?
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I don't know.
I threw it out.
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But I guess it came back.
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Paintings don't "come back."
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Yeah, but can...
can they come out? Like, of the closet?
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- Can they be gay?
- Just please get rid of it.
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I don't ever want
to see that portrait again.
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- Yep.
- What's up with Alice? Huh?
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Who's this guy?
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He's a very bad man
who used to work here.
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And he's gone,
and he's never coming back.
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W-w-wait.
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W-what do you mean, he's a "bad man"?
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I shouldn't say.
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Blake, just stop asking questions.
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Hey, hey.
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What's the deal?
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Did he murder somebody?
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Jillian!
Oh, my gosh.
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That dude died here, huh?
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Jillian.
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Jillian, hey, come on.
You're acting weird.
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Blake, this man is not
to be spoken of.
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Hey, why are you acting
so weird, huh?
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What's the deal?
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This guy kill some kids
in the basement or something?
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Just drop it!
I've already said too much!
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All right, give me the painting.
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No, no. Drop it!
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Okay, that was the renovations.
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Or was it?
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Uh, hey, guys, yeah,
sorry about the lights.
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It was the renovations.
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Or was it?
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Are you asking me?
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It was.
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- Okay.
- Oh.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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{pub}All right, who is ready to ride?
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It is just about super moon time.
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Oh, man, I am sorry.
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I have work to do here.
I can't go with you, buddy.
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- What are you talking about?
- Ders, you naive little nerd.
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Come on, we just unearthed
the portrait
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of an infamous child murderer,
Dr. Telamericorp,
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on the same exact night
as a super moon?
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I'm gonna go ahead
and file that under
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"things that Blake
wants to check out tonight."
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Yeah, right.
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Like there's ghosts in the office.
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Like ghosts are just
flying all o... whoa-ho!
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That's... Bill.
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What up, dog?
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- What's up, homies?
- Yo.
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Of course it's not a ghost.
Ghosts don't exist.
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Now, can we please
just gather ourselves?
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We can go up to the roof
and watch the super moon.
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All right, you know what?
Take Adam with you.
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It's fine.
He's too scared anyways.
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The, uh, the spirits,
they feed off fear.
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Okay, let's go.
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Yeah, he's like a little
all-you-can-eat buffet over there.
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you, dude!
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- Ders.
- Yeah?
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- Go do your nerd stuff.
- What?
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'Cause I have something
to prove to this idiot.
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Okay, no more HBO for you.
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You are cussing way too much lately.
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You deserve this.
You deserve each other.
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Well, I'm gonna go watch
the super moon by myself!
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And you're gonna be
super sorry about it, okay?
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Move your cart.
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This old fart cart of farts.
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All right, hey, so are you
sure you're ready, huh?
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I'm not just sure...
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I'm HIV-positive.
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But y-you're not though, right?
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- I'm not what?
- HIV-positive.
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You just said you're HIV-positive.
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No, I did not mean to say that.
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- Okay. Okay.
- Very tired.
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You've got a weird amount of candles.
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Shh!
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Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
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It's all right.
256
00:09:14,802 --> 00:09:16,227
The phantomspotter app
257
00:09:16,271 --> 00:09:18,481
detects electromagnetic frequencies.
258
00:09:18,505 --> 00:09:19,448
- Really?
- Yes.
259
00:09:19,574 --> 00:09:23,549
Heavy concentrations indicate
supernatural activity.
260
00:09:24,413 --> 00:09:26,388
Oh, but look at this!
261
00:09:26,424 --> 00:09:29,295
I'm getting a reading
of five black cats
262
00:09:29,363 --> 00:09:31,499
right by the chair
where Homegirl died.
263
00:09:31,546 --> 00:09:33,467
- Who?
- Homegirl.
264
00:09:33,556 --> 00:09:34,620
She... she worked here.
265
00:09:34,998 --> 00:09:36,349
You pulled your testicles out,
266
00:09:36,379 --> 00:09:38,251
put 'em on her forehead,
then she passed away.
267
00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:41,309
Oh, yeah.
Really nice black lady?
268
00:09:41,334 --> 00:09:44,017
No. Quite the opposite.
Very mean white lady.
269
00:09:44,052 --> 00:09:45,523
I don't think I was here
that day then.
270
00:09:45,554 --> 00:09:47,341
What? Yes.
You put your balls on her head.
271
00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:48,864
OK... well, I do that to people.
272
00:09:51,339 --> 00:09:53,602
What was that?
273
00:10:03,295 --> 00:10:06,240
Oh, my gosh, it's all true.
274
00:10:06,365 --> 00:10:09,009
Tens of thousands of child murders.
275
00:10:09,134 --> 00:10:12,379
Dogs sucking each other's
magic sticks.
276
00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:13,470
Rahh!
277
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,568
Oh!
278
00:10:15,633 --> 00:10:17,750
- Oh! Kill him! Kill him!
- Die, ghost!
279
00:10:17,776 --> 00:10:19,223
- Kill him! Kill him!
- Oh, die!
280
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,580
- Die ghost! Die!
- Stop!
281
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,223
Oh, I'm punching Ders.
282
00:10:23,254 --> 00:10:24,697
- Dude, stop!
- Oh, that was Ders.
283
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,903
Oh, God.
284
00:10:25,927 --> 00:10:27,384
Oh, man, I didn't know it was you...
285
00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:29,217
till I did.
I actually did at the end.
286
00:10:30,071 --> 00:10:31,755
I mean, you get into
some sort of street brawl,
287
00:10:31,779 --> 00:10:33,646
I have... I have no fear
when it comes to fighting.
288
00:10:33,692 --> 00:10:34,817
You guys are idiots.
289
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,485
Well, what the freakin' eff, Ders?
290
00:10:36,577 --> 00:10:38,352
Scared the s-s-shoot out of us.
291
00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:41,154
I found the painting in the garbage
and I thought I'd freak you out.
292
00:10:41,172 --> 00:10:42,924
- And you hit me.
- Oh, that wasn't good, man.
293
00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:45,247
I'm on, like,
285 hours of energy right now.
294
00:10:45,282 --> 00:10:46,550
What is this?
295
00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,243
That's barbeque sauce.
Very clever, dude.
296
00:10:48,265 --> 00:10:49,507
- I know.
- Very clever, man.
297
00:10:49,532 --> 00:10:50,812
Doll's clothes from the basement.
298
00:10:50,842 --> 00:10:53,765
God, I... it's actually awesome
that I got you guys,
299
00:10:53,812 --> 00:10:55,595
but then you...
can we just please
300
00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:57,268
go to the roof...
301
00:10:57,311 --> 00:10:58,882
And gaze at the super moon already?
302
00:10:58,920 --> 00:10:59,801
I guess.
303
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:03,237
Ders?
304
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,625
That wasn't me.
305
00:11:04,649 --> 00:11:06,096
Oh, my gosh.
306
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:09,324
When Adam punched through
that portrait of Dr. Telamericorp,
307
00:11:09,463 --> 00:11:12,054
he broke whatever supernatural
seal was keeping him in.
308
00:11:12,116 --> 00:11:13,369
- What?
- Yeah.
309
00:11:13,403 --> 00:11:16,048
And now we're the only ones
that can put him back.
310
00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:18,907
- Come on!
- Come on, now, w... hey!
311
00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:20,356
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa.
312
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,803
The devil's in the machine!
It's gone pure black!
313
00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:24,293
It's not on.
314
00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:25,437
- Huh?
- It's sleeping.
315
00:11:25,462 --> 00:11:26,718
You just gotta hit
the thing on the back.
316
00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:27,675
- Sleep...
- Yeah.
317
00:11:27,713 --> 00:11:29,190
This thing's actually cool, man.
318
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,053
- Have you checked out the user interface?
- Oh!
319
00:11:41,776 --> 00:11:44,059
{pub}- Shh! Shh!
- Dude, what are you doing?
320
00:11:44,145 --> 00:11:46,125
- Quiet, quiet, quiet.
- Oh, dear.
321
00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:47,994
Those were Montez's speakers.
322
00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:50,953
- Whatever.
- Shh, guys...
323
00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:53,050
This thing is really humming.
324
00:11:53,101 --> 00:11:55,293
There is a lot of activity down here.
325
00:11:55,318 --> 00:11:57,273
Look, dudes.
Dudes, dudes, dudes!
326
00:11:58,064 --> 00:11:59,335
Dr. Telamericorp!
327
00:11:59,357 --> 00:12:00,820
He's crossed over
into the physical world!
328
00:12:00,857 --> 00:12:02,819
It's only a matter of time
before he finds a human host!
329
00:12:02,844 --> 00:12:04,205
- What?
- Okay. Yep.
330
00:12:04,232 --> 00:12:06,437
You're not gonna get me twice, Ders.
331
00:12:06,474 --> 00:12:09,484
I think I know barbeque sauce
when I see it.
332
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,935
Now.
This time I do.
333
00:12:10,973 --> 00:12:12,013
Adam, no.
I didn't...
334
00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:14,034
that's not barbeque s...!
335
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,786
- That's not barbeque sauce.
- No.
336
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,958
I think that's blood.
337
00:12:19,993 --> 00:12:21,309
I think it's blood.
338
00:12:21,328 --> 00:12:24,861
- Okay, so, I know that this is blood.
- Wait, stop it!
339
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:25,702
Don't!
340
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,204
And it tastes exactly like that!
341
00:12:27,239 --> 00:12:28,710
That is blood!
That is blood!
342
00:12:28,759 --> 00:12:30,274
I am HIV-positive!
343
00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:31,837
- What did you...
- No, I'm saying it this time!
344
00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:33,987
- I think I'm HIV-positive.
- Can you feel it?
345
00:12:34,022 --> 00:12:35,678
That's how...
that's how you get HIV!
346
00:12:35,717 --> 00:12:37,404
You get it by tasting
strange blood on the ground!
347
00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:38,722
- Yes.
- We have to make you a quilt!
348
00:12:38,748 --> 00:12:39,753
We have to make him a quilt.
349
00:12:40,768 --> 00:12:41,884
- What was that?
- Oh, God.
350
00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:43,743
Dr. Telamericorp.
He's looking for a host.
351
00:12:43,774 --> 00:12:45,187
We don't have en...
no time!
352
00:12:45,251 --> 00:12:46,220
We've got no time!
353
00:12:46,258 --> 00:12:48,289
- So you know who we have to call.
- We gotta call the cops, man.
354
00:12:48,326 --> 00:12:50,322
There's blood everywhere.
I'm calling the cops.
355
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,603
I was thinking the gh... never mind.
356
00:12:52,677 --> 00:12:57,504
I know a satanic ritual that'll
send his spirit back to hell.
357
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,154
You know a satanic ritual?
358
00:12:59,173 --> 00:13:01,552
It's a... h-hell way?
359
00:13:01,589 --> 00:13:05,181
Okay, well, I think I'm gonna
go to the little boy's room.
360
00:13:05,212 --> 00:13:07,698
Not because I'm a little boy
who's scared,
361
00:13:07,728 --> 00:13:09,750
but because I'm a little man
who ate too many tacos.
362
00:13:09,762 --> 00:13:10,919
- So I'm gonna go...
- Wait, dude...
363
00:13:10,951 --> 00:13:12,193
gotta... gotta poo.
364
00:13:12,223 --> 00:13:13,666
All right, man.
What are... what are we doing?
365
00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:15,407
What are we doing?
Tell me what to do.
366
00:13:15,747 --> 00:13:17,634
We need a sacrifice.
367
00:13:21,849 --> 00:13:23,626
Come on, Demamp!
368
00:13:23,671 --> 00:13:25,348
Pull yourself together.
369
00:13:25,623 --> 00:13:27,233
You taught yourself Spanish,
370
00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:29,120
you can make it
through this, "muchaycho."
371
00:13:51,015 --> 00:13:53,381
Okay, let's see what we got in here.
372
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:55,162
Uh, yogurt, hummus,
373
00:13:55,219 --> 00:13:56,894
purple stuff, sunny d.
374
00:13:56,925 --> 00:13:58,720
The ritual calls for the flesh
375
00:13:58,743 --> 00:14:00,094
of thy untouched beast.
376
00:14:00,218 --> 00:14:01,220
Um, oh.
377
00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:02,934
Montez's ground hamburger beef?
378
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,333
- Perfect.
- All right.
379
00:14:04,358 --> 00:14:06,000
Let's bring this meatloaf
to meat life.
380
00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:06,993
Let's do it.
381
00:14:08,589 --> 00:14:10,189
Who's in here, huh?
382
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:11,210
Huh?
383
00:14:11,341 --> 00:14:12,718
You comin' at me?
384
00:14:12,805 --> 00:14:14,624
I ain't scared of no ghost.
385
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:15,898
I'm not scared of you!
386
00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:19,020
Who did that?
Who did that?
387
00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:21,405
We've already said too much!
388
00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:24,830
What?
389
00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:29,294
I'm the main office prankster.
Did you miss me?
390
00:14:29,308 --> 00:14:30,791
I tea-bagged your dead body.
391
00:14:30,816 --> 00:14:31,723
Ooh.
392
00:14:34,143 --> 00:14:36,978
What is happening to me?!
393
00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:42,661
Dr. Telamericorp.
394
00:14:43,065 --> 00:14:44,469
Oh, no.
395
00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:47,429
You want me to kill Montez,
don't you?
396
00:14:47,768 --> 00:14:49,896
That's what you're doing here, huh?
397
00:14:51,731 --> 00:14:53,569
You know what?
I'll do it.
398
00:14:53,604 --> 00:14:57,112
I'm here to help you sleep.
399
00:14:57,578 --> 00:14:59,822
But you can't fall asleep
400
00:15:00,053 --> 00:15:02,964
until you silence the music.
401
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:06,884
Let no one stand in your way.
402
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,448
Why me?
403
00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:11,515
Because, you're a strong boy, Adam.
404
00:15:13,354 --> 00:15:14,665
Mm-hmm.
405
00:15:14,866 --> 00:15:17,838
Strong little boy.
406
00:15:19,638 --> 00:15:22,727
Strong little boy.
407
00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:27,441
Oh, yeah.
Sweet meat fetus, dude.
408
00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:29,331
- Thank you.
- Looks real as hell.
409
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,447
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
410
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:31,748
Yeah, if you could, uh,
411
00:15:31,856 --> 00:15:34,149
just, like, stand him up
and make him look alive.
412
00:15:34,187 --> 00:15:35,529
Yeah. That should not
be a problem, dude.
413
00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:38,054
I used to stand up armies of action
figures against each other.
414
00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:40,029
- Do these, like, cool wars.
- Great, great.
415
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:41,223
- There we go.
- That's a cool story.
416
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,513
Thanks.
Okay. All right, you know what?
417
00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:44,121
Sorry, I used to have
the same problem when I would
418
00:15:44,146 --> 00:15:46,038
stand those action figures up
against each other for wars.
419
00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:48,390
Whatever, that's fine...
I'm sure Satan doesn't really care.
420
00:15:48,451 --> 00:15:50,579
Here we go.
421
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:56,397
- Spirit of Dr. Telamericorp!
- Yeah.
422
00:15:56,629 --> 00:16:00,012
Please accept this humble sacrifice
423
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:04,346
of a live, super moonwalking...
424
00:16:04,646 --> 00:16:10,227
Ginger beef man!
425
00:16:10,265 --> 00:16:12,308
Have a namaste.
Amen.
426
00:16:12,332 --> 00:16:14,871
Silence the music.
427
00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:16,832
A-Adam, what...
what...
428
00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:17,888
what's up?
What's wrong?
429
00:16:17,919 --> 00:16:19,848
Yeah, Adam, you love pure moods.
430
00:16:19,941 --> 00:16:23,676
Dr. Telamericorp spoke to me.
431
00:16:24,057 --> 00:16:26,679
And he wants you...
432
00:16:26,906 --> 00:16:31,150
To silence the music.
433
00:16:31,863 --> 00:16:33,431
Now!
434
00:16:34,725 --> 00:16:36,156
What's going on, dude?
435
00:16:36,175 --> 00:16:38,399
Adam's been possessed
by Dr. Telamericorp!
436
00:16:38,427 --> 00:16:40,040
- What?
- Run!
437
00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:43,462
- Oh!
- Uh-oh.
438
00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:45,565
Hurry!
Follow me!
439
00:16:46,741 --> 00:16:49,051
I'm a strong boy.
440
00:16:49,493 --> 00:16:52,862
I'm a strong boy.
441
00:17:07,822 --> 00:17:08,855
Now!
442
00:17:11,842 --> 00:17:13,085
- You got him?
- Yeah!
443
00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:15,421
- Now what?
- We gotta solidify this cocoon.
444
00:17:15,446 --> 00:17:17,168
- Grab that stuff?
- This?
445
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,972
Yeah! Now let's head up to the roof!
446
00:17:19,056 --> 00:17:20,919
We gotta harness the power
of the super moon
447
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,668
for the exorcism.
448
00:17:22,699 --> 00:17:24,399
Yay, yay, yay!
The super moon!
449
00:17:24,436 --> 00:17:26,648
- Here we come!
- All right, he's excited.
450
00:17:35,527 --> 00:17:36,852
{pub}It's so super!
451
00:17:36,977 --> 00:17:38,802
God, that is a real moon!
452
00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:41,818
Oh, God damn it, Ders,
shove the telescope up your ass!
453
00:17:41,868 --> 00:17:44,383
Give me your flask!
Hurry!
454
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:49,324
Oh... Super moon.
455
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:52,372
Please bless this manly soda
456
00:17:52,396 --> 00:17:55,569
and in the same way
that Dr Pepper Ten
457
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:58,653
is most definitely not for women,
458
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:02,856
so be Adam's body not for ghosts!
459
00:18:02,944 --> 00:18:04,632
That was really good, man.
460
00:18:04,673 --> 00:18:05,613
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
461
00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:07,383
And...
462
00:18:07,507 --> 00:18:08,923
Uhh!
463
00:18:09,266 --> 00:18:11,135
All right! Now...
464
00:18:11,154 --> 00:18:14,400
We must insulate the demons.
465
00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:16,239
- Okay.
- Shoot him with this gun.
466
00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:17,723
Now. Now.
467
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,124
Ooh.
468
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:22,485
- Ah, watch your load, man.
- Oh, yeah.
469
00:18:22,522 --> 00:18:23,997
- Oh, man.
- Ohh.
470
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,901
- This dries really quick.
- Yeah, it does.
471
00:18:27,318 --> 00:18:30,423
Get out of my homey,
Dr. Telamericorp!
472
00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:32,267
Blake, I can't believe you're
not looking at this thing.
473
00:18:32,298 --> 00:18:33,061
I mean, look at the...
474
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:40,444
Oh, there's my strong little boy.
475
00:18:44,398 --> 00:18:45,860
It's okay, Adam.
476
00:18:47,518 --> 00:18:49,392
You can sleep now.
477
00:18:52,149 --> 00:18:53,926
Mm.
478
00:18:54,645 --> 00:18:56,204
Oh. Okay.
479
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:01,594
All right. Uh...
480
00:19:01,687 --> 00:19:02,699
What are you doing?
481
00:19:03,015 --> 00:19:04,659
Oh. Sorry.
482
00:19:05,429 --> 00:19:06,906
Misread!
483
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,872
I, uh, thought you were...
484
00:19:09,997 --> 00:19:12,556
I mean, it seemed as though
you were, uh,
485
00:19:12,681 --> 00:19:13,719
vibing me.
486
00:19:13,749 --> 00:19:15,283
No, no vibe.
487
00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:17,238
Not a vibe and...
Noo...
488
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,582
- Oh.
- Uh-uh.
489
00:19:18,707 --> 00:19:19,764
Okay, then.
490
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:22,046
- That's my bad.
- Yeah.
491
00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:23,857
Well...
492
00:19:24,444 --> 00:19:27,033
Sleepy bye, my little tiger.
493
00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:30,832
- Nighty night,
- My little buckaroo.
494
00:19:35,746 --> 00:19:37,258
Oh.
495
00:19:37,598 --> 00:19:39,101
Did it work?
496
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,763
Oh, hell, yeah, bitch.
497
00:19:40,794 --> 00:19:42,937
Really?
All right, man!
498
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:44,248
- I can't believe it!
- Nice job!
499
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,519
Help me!
I cut my finger!
500
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,910
To the bone!
501
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:53,333
Damn, man, you scared us!
502
00:19:53,386 --> 00:19:54,855
Yeah, we're in the middle
of something.
503
00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:55,827
Gosh!
504
00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:58,633
I still don't understand
what you were doing, Bill.
505
00:19:58,688 --> 00:20:00,263
I was in the basement
506
00:20:00,314 --> 00:20:02,688
cutting up fliers
for my babysitting company,
507
00:20:02,745 --> 00:20:04,595
and I sliced my finger...
508
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:06,118
To the bone.
509
00:20:06,149 --> 00:20:08,812
- I think we heard him scream.
- Yeah, we saw some of your blood.
510
00:20:08,854 --> 00:20:11,659
But didn't think someone
needs a ride to the hospital?
511
00:20:11,723 --> 00:20:14,661
I'm sorry, Bill, are we not driving
you to the hospital right now?
512
00:20:14,692 --> 00:20:16,449
Is this not enough for you?
513
00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:18,406
- Shotgun!
- Good call.
514
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,471
Dang it!
515
00:20:19,596 --> 00:20:22,043
You know what?
Bill, look...
516
00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:24,437
We're sorry, man,
but we were kind of busy
517
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:27,993
dealing with the ghost
of Dr. Telamericorp.
518
00:20:28,298 --> 00:20:30,186
That's Josh, you idiot.
519
00:20:30,242 --> 00:20:31,703
He used to work here,
520
00:20:31,907 --> 00:20:34,382
and Alice kept
sexually harassing him.
521
00:20:34,418 --> 00:20:36,167
She even commissioned that portrait.
522
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:39,171
- He sued the company.
- Okay, so there was never
523
00:20:39,245 --> 00:20:40,413
a Dr. Telamericorp.
524
00:20:40,438 --> 00:20:41,703
Great. Thank you.
525
00:20:42,097 --> 00:20:44,526
Or was there?
526
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:45,905
You asking me?
527
00:20:46,048 --> 00:20:47,450
There wasn't.
528
00:20:50,572 --> 00:20:52,247
- Sure.
- Let's go!
529
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,343
All right, already, Bill!
530
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:56,334
Whoa, you're whipping it.
531
00:20:56,399 --> 00:20:57,833
Uh-oh!