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Yeah, okay.
This is scary.
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It's a scary movie.
Right.
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Shh! It's not over, okay?
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There's gonna be one last scare.
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[Splat, shrieking]
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[Laughter]
Aah!
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Told you.
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- Guys, making it worse, man.
- I know, man.
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What did I say, though?
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This is a good one, it's good.
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Thought I had to dump out.
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- Turns out I didn't.
- Okay.
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Bowels were playing tricks
on me, so...
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Adam, just go to bed, all right?
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We get it, you're spooked.
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You haven't slept since we started
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this non-Wayans' brother
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actually scary
scary-movie marathon on Friday.
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Why don't we go to bed,
because we got
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a super moon that we want
to be well-rested for tomorrow.
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And it's gonna be super,
so let's hit it.
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Hey, you hit it, I'm gonna yank it.
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Either way,
we're probably masturbating,
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but we're roommates,
so that's just the way it goes.
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Okay, yeah,
I'm also gonna go to bed soon.
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I'll probably be laughing myself
to sleep
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at how dumb and irr...
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irresponsible these movies are
to teenagers.
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'cause they're gonna think
that they could fall asleep
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and get a knife finger up their butt
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when, in reality,
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that's not even something
that could actually happen,
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I don't think.
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[Door shuts, echoes]
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[Laughs nervously]
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[Eerie vocal techno music]
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[Whispering]
♪
♪
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♪ some dumb humans make
a mutant spiral laser blast ♪
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♪ feasting on the flesh
of freshman students ♪
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♪ on their way to class ♪
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♪ zombies ♪
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We got zombies on a school day...
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♪ ♪
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♪ horrifying horrible
zombie mastication scenes ♪
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♪ slowly moving mandibles
chewing on a frigging teen ♪
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♪ zombies ♪
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♪ ♪
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I don't know, he wasn't in his room.
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Dude, he's probably passed out
on the couch still.
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Hey!
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Adam?
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Ready for work?
Whoo!
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I'm ready for work.
Let's do this!
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Whoo!
[Chomp] Whoo!
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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I slept like a log last night, dude.
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So awake.
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So awake right now.
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♪ Living life ♪
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Know what I'm saying?
What'd you say?
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I didn't say anything.
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Yeah, totally.
No, I hear that.
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Let's talk super moon, my lunar-tics.
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I'm thinking we could block off,
like, five hours and...
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- five hours?
- Good call.
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I was thinking six myself, just to...
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Really take it in.
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- I'm excited.
- All right.
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Well, I'm very excited
to take it in as well.
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I read on a website last night,
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that, uh, the super moon
is a catalyst
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for paranormal activity.
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And then I read on another website
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that a catalyst is, like,
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a way of saying
that it, like, helps it.
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Yeah, no, it is.
I was supposed to see the last one.
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But I got adult chicken pox
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and was stuck in a bathtub all
night with instant oatmeal.
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- Apple-cinnamon?
- I wish.
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Raisins and spice.
[All groaning]
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But, this year,
I'm gonna flex on this moon.
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Check it out.
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Got a tablet computer
with a moon-tracker app.
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Totally state of the art.
And...
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A Rob Huebel telescope,
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so I can peep the cheese.
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See, check it out.
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Right here, wiki says,
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"thousands of unsolved child murders,
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every super moon."
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Even worse than what he just said,
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it says,
"dogs suck each other's magic sticks."
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- What the...
- Okay, stop it.
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It's not saying those things.
You're making 'em up.
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It does say it.
It's Wikipedia.
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It says very important information.
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- No. Does not.
- Said that.
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You guys need to start appreciating
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the world's natural wonders.
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I mean, it's gonna be
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like seeing the redwoods
or old faithful
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or that old rock we found
that looked like a boob.
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Actually still have that rock.
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I wish it were softer.
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Why?
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So I could fuck it, Anders.
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All right, Ders,
you're not understanding.
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You keep talking
about natural things.
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But I'm talking
about supernatural, guys.
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There's gonna be some stuff
that happens tonight
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that never happens!
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Like maybe the dead will rise
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or, like, the earth will
start on fire or something.
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Or you'll, like, have sex with a girl
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for the first time.
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Oh, wow!
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Because your penis
is in use so much, Anders!
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You're not having sex as much as...
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We're tied for zero, basically.
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- Hey, guys.
- Oh! Mm!
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I'm not scared.
Ders is though.
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He's in hysterics.
What a punk!
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I'm not scared.
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So I bet you guys are, uh, wondering
what all the renovations are about.
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- Nope.
- Not at all.
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Well, the crew cleared out
the basement,
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and there's some
pretty nifty items up for grabs.
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[Laughs]
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Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
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I fucking love tits, you guys.
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Does it come in black?
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Ink?
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Oh-ho, jackpot.
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Let me know, my man.
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You think this
is gonna make chicks wanna see
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my big bang theory?
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[Grunting loudly]
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Check this out.
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I used to have one of these as a kid.
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Hatchet. Except
for not the weapon, the book.
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'cause my aunt gave
Gary Paulsen a handjob,
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and he gave us, like,
a ton of free books.
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All right, I feel like
you're making this stuff up now.
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No.
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My aunt is a whore.
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She works in Las Vegas.
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Oh, Bill, that's an office supply.
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It stays in the office.
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I need to cut more fliers.
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I'm starting a babysitting service.
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Children are my passion.
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Okay, you can't say the words
"children" and "passion"
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and have your face.
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Whoa.
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Dudes, check it out!
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Cool flask.
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- All right.
- Nice!
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I know what we can put in there.
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- Dr Pepper Ten.
- It's for men.
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Kids... I mean, kids can drink whatever,
as far as I'm concerned.
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That's the thing.
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When you're a kid,
you have a lot of options.
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As a man, who wants
to drink a soda...
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Check out this painting
of this gnar old man.
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Whoa. That dude looks
just like my grandpa.
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I hate my grandpa.
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He's such a fucking tool.
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Whoa!
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Everywhere you stand,
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Dr. Telamericorp's eyes follow you.
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[Inhales]
Mm, I'm up.
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Mm...
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Ooh.
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Oh, not so fast, sweetheart.
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Read the can.
DP Ten.
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Not for women.
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- Hey, Jillian, sweetheart.
- Hmm?
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Is it possible for a painting
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to have homosexual tendencies?
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Of course, why?
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- Oh, this guy keeps...
- Oh, no.
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Where did you find that?
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Jillian.
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What the fuck is this doing in here?
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I don't know.
I threw it out.
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But I guess it came back.
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Paintings don't "come back."
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Yeah, but can...
can they come out? Like, of the closet?
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- Can they be gay?
- Just please get rid of it.
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I don't ever want
to see that portrait again.
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- Yep.
- What's up with Alice? Huh?
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Who's this guy?
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He's a very bad man
who used to work here.
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And he's gone,
and he's never coming back.
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W-w-wait.
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W-what do you mean, he's a "bad man"?
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I shouldn't say.
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Blake, just stop asking questions.
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Hey, hey.
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What's the deal?
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Did he murder somebody?
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Jillian!
Oh, my gosh.
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That dude died here, huh?
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Jillian.
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Jillian, hey, come on.
You're acting weird.
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Blake, this man is not
to be spoken of.
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Hey, why are you acting
so weird, huh?
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What's the deal?
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This guy kill some kids
in the basement or something?
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Just drop it!
I've already said too much!
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All right, give me the painting.
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No, no. Drop it!
[Electrical sizzling]
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Okay, that was the renovations.
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[Whispering]
Or was it?
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Uh, hey, guys, yeah,
sorry about the lights.
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It was the renovations.
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Or was it?
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Are you asking me?
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It was.
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- Okay.
- Oh.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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{pub}All right, who is ready to ride?
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It is just about super moon time.
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Oh, man, I am sorry.
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I have work to do here.
I can't go with you, buddy.
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- What are you talking about?
- Ders, you naive little nerd.
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Come on, we just unearthed
the portrait
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of an infamous child murderer,
Dr. Telamericorp,
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on the same exact night
as a super moon?
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I'm gonna go ahead
and file that under
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"things that Blake
wants to check out tonight."
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[Strained]
Yeah, right.
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Like there's ghosts in the office.
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Like ghosts are just
flying all o... whoa-ho!
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That's... Bill.
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What up, dog?
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- What's up, homies?
- Yo.
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Of course it's not a ghost.
Ghosts don't exist.
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Now, can we please
just gather ourselves?
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We can go up to the roof
and watch the super moon.
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All right, you know what?
Take Adam with you.
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It's fine.
He's too scared anyways.
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The, uh, the spirits,
they feed off fear.
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Okay, let's go.
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Yeah, he's like a little
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all-you-can-eat buffet over there.
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you, dude!
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- Ders.
- Yeah?
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- Go do your nerd stuff.
- What?
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'cause I have something
to prove to this idiot.
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Okay, no more HBO for you.
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You are cussing way too much lately.
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You deserve this.
You deserve each other.
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Well, I'm gonna go watch
the super moon by myself!
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And you're gonna be
super sorry about it, okay?
257
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Move your cart.
258
00:08:47,677 --> 00:08:49,657
This old fart cart of farts.
259
00:08:49,782 --> 00:08:51,656
All right, hey, so are you
sure you're ready, huh?
260
00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:54,625
I'm not just sure...
261
00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:58,028
[Whispering]
I'm HIV-positive.
262
00:08:58,153 --> 00:08:59,363
But y-you're not though, right?
263
00:08:59,488 --> 00:09:00,664
- I'm not what?
- HIV-positive.
264
00:09:00,789 --> 00:09:01,833
You just said you're HIV-positive.
265
00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:03,067
No, I did not mean to say that.
266
00:09:03,192 --> 00:09:06,036
- Okay. Okay.
- Very tired.
267
00:09:06,161 --> 00:09:07,905
You've got a weird amount of candles.
268
00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:09,407
- [Cart clangs]
- Shh!
269
00:09:09,532 --> 00:09:10,708
[Whispers] Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
270
00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:12,743
It's all right.
271
00:09:12,868 --> 00:09:14,212
The phantomspotter app
272
00:09:14,337 --> 00:09:16,547
detects electromagnetic frequencies.
273
00:09:16,672 --> 00:09:17,615
- Really?
- Yes.
274
00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:19,017
Heavy concentrations
275
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:22,144
indicate supernatural activity.
276
00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:24,856
Oh, but look at this!
277
00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:27,391
I'm getting a reading
of five black cats
278
00:09:27,516 --> 00:09:29,653
right by the chair
where Homegirl died.
279
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,553
- Who?
- Homegirl.
280
00:09:31,678 --> 00:09:32,656
She... she worked here.
281
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,615
You pulled your testicles out,
282
00:09:34,781 --> 00:09:36,451
put 'em on her forehead,
then she passed away.
283
00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:39,203
Oh, yeah.
Really nice black lady?
284
00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:41,665
No. Quite the opposite.
Very mean white lady.
285
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,917
I don't think I was here
that day then.
286
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,584
What? Yes.
You put your balls on her head.
287
00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:46,944
OK... well, I do that to people.
288
00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:49,280
[Crash]
289
00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:52,540
What was that?
290
00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:04,362
Oh, my gosh, it's all true.
291
00:10:04,487 --> 00:10:07,131
Tens of thousands of child murders.
292
00:10:07,256 --> 00:10:10,501
Dogs sucking each other's
magic sticks.
293
00:10:10,626 --> 00:10:11,469
Rahh!
294
00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:12,503
[Shrieks]
295
00:10:12,628 --> 00:10:13,696
Oh!
296
00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,739
- Oh! Kill him! Kill him!
- Die, ghost!
297
00:10:15,905 --> 00:10:17,242
- Kill him! Kill him!
- Oh, die!
298
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,702
- Die ghost! Die!
- Stop!
299
00:10:19,868 --> 00:10:21,204
Oh, I'm punching Ders.
300
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,663
- Dude, stop!
- Oh, that was Ders.
301
00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:24,114
- Oh, God.
- [Groans]
302
00:10:24,239 --> 00:10:25,483
Oh, man, I didn't know it was you...
303
00:10:25,608 --> 00:10:27,485
till I did.
I actually did at the end.
304
00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:29,820
I mean, you get into
some sort of street brawl,
305
00:10:29,945 --> 00:10:31,689
I have... I have no fear
when it comes to fighting.
306
00:10:31,814 --> 00:10:32,956
You guys are idiots.
307
00:10:33,081 --> 00:10:34,259
Well, what the freakin' eff, Ders?
308
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,394
Scared the s-s-shoot out of us.
309
00:10:36,519 --> 00:10:37,679
I found the painting in the garbage
310
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,263
and I thought I'd freak you out.
311
00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:41,141
- And you hit me.
- Oh, that wasn't good, man.
312
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,601
I'm on, like,
285 hours of energy right now.
313
00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:45,035
What is this?
[Lips smack]
314
00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,237
That's barbeque sauce.
Very clever, dude.
315
00:10:46,362 --> 00:10:47,480
- I know.
- Very clever, man.
316
00:10:47,697 --> 00:10:49,273
Doll's clothes from the basement.
317
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,809
God, I... it's actually awesome
that I got you guys,
318
00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:53,578
but then you...
can we just please
319
00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:55,346
go to the roof...
[Swallows]
320
00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:57,042
And gaze at the super moon already?
321
00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:58,048
I guess.
322
00:10:58,173 --> 00:11:00,384
[Distant scream]
323
00:11:00,509 --> 00:11:01,369
Ders?
324
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,913
That wasn't me.
325
00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:04,322
Oh, my gosh.
326
00:11:04,447 --> 00:11:05,856
When Adam punched through
that portrait
327
00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:07,491
of Dr. Telamericorp,
328
00:11:07,616 --> 00:11:10,086
he broke whatever supernatural
seal was keeping him in.
329
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,504
- What?
- Yeah.
330
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,565
And now we're the only ones
that can put him back.
331
00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:17,167
- Come on!
- Come on, now, w... hey!
332
00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:18,345
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa.
333
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,537
The devil's in the machine!
334
00:11:19,662 --> 00:11:20,931
It's gone pure black!
335
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,340
It's not on.
336
00:11:22,465 --> 00:11:23,741
- Huh?
- It's sleeping.
337
00:11:23,866 --> 00:11:24,742
You just gotta hit
the thing on the back.
338
00:11:24,867 --> 00:11:26,110
- Sleep...
- Yeah.
339
00:11:26,235 --> 00:11:27,511
This thing's actually cool, man.
340
00:11:27,636 --> 00:11:29,231
- Have you checked out the user interface?
- Oh!
341
00:11:39,187 --> 00:11:41,431
{pub}- Shh! Shh!
- Dude, what are you doing?
342
00:11:41,556 --> 00:11:43,366
- Quiet, quiet, quiet.
- Oh, dear.
343
00:11:43,491 --> 00:11:45,335
Those were Montez's speakers.
344
00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,838
- Whatever.
- Shh, guys...
345
00:11:47,963 --> 00:11:50,240
This thing is really humming.
346
00:11:50,365 --> 00:11:53,087
There is a lot of activity down here.
347
00:11:53,253 --> 00:11:54,277
Look, dudes.
Dudes, dudes, dudes!
348
00:11:55,403 --> 00:11:56,674
Dr. Telamericorp!
349
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:57,914
He's crossed over
into the physical world!
350
00:11:58,039 --> 00:11:59,015
It's only a matter of time
351
00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,083
before he finds a human host!
352
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:01,384
- What?
- Okay. Yep.
353
00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:03,890
You're not gonna get me twice, Ders.
354
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,757
I think I know barbeque sauce
when I see it.
355
00:12:06,882 --> 00:12:07,852
Now.
This time I do.
356
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:09,492
Adam, no.
I didn't...
357
00:12:09,617 --> 00:12:11,995
that's not barbeque s...!
358
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,766
- That's not barbeque sauce.
- No.
359
00:12:15,891 --> 00:12:17,028
I think that's blood.
360
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,905
[Squeamish]
I think it's blood.
361
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,949
- Okay, so, I know that this is blood.
- Wait, stop it!
362
00:12:22,197 --> 00:12:23,240
Don't!
363
00:12:23,365 --> 00:12:24,440
And it tastes exactly like that!
364
00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:25,842
That is blood!
That is blood!
365
00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:27,372
I am HIV-positive!
366
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,012
- What did you...
- No, I'm saying it this time!
367
00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:31,081
- I think I'm HIV-positive.
- Can you feel it?
368
00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,752
That's how...
that's how you get HIV!
369
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,484
You get it by tasting
strange blood on the ground!
370
00:12:34,609 --> 00:12:35,886
- Yes.
- We have to make you a quilt!
371
00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:36,987
We have to make him a quilt.
[Door closes]
372
00:12:37,112 --> 00:12:38,021
[All scream]
373
00:12:38,146 --> 00:12:39,187
- What was that?
- Oh, God.
374
00:12:39,312 --> 00:12:41,224
Dr. Telamericorp.
He's looking for a host.
375
00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:42,358
We don't have en...
no time!
376
00:12:42,483 --> 00:12:43,555
We've got no time!
377
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,694
So you know who we have to call.
378
00:12:44,819 --> 00:12:45,695
We gotta call the cops, man.
379
00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:46,696
There's blood everywhere.
380
00:12:46,821 --> 00:12:47,898
I'm calling the cops.
381
00:12:48,023 --> 00:12:49,811
I was thinking the gh... never mind.
382
00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:51,401
I know a satanic ritual
383
00:12:51,526 --> 00:12:54,771
that'll send his spirit back to hell.
384
00:12:54,896 --> 00:12:56,406
You know a satanic ritual?
385
00:12:56,531 --> 00:12:58,708
[Stammering]
It's a... h-hell way?
386
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:02,369
Okay, well, I think I'm gonna
go to the little boy's room.
387
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,948
Not because I'm a little boy
who's scared,
388
00:13:05,073 --> 00:13:06,661
but because I'm a little man
who ate too many tacos.
389
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:07,984
- So I'm gonna go...
- Wait, dude...
390
00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:09,539
gotta... gotta poo.
391
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:10,887
All right, man.
What are... what are we doing?
392
00:13:11,012 --> 00:13:12,708
What are we doing?
Tell me what to do.
393
00:13:12,948 --> 00:13:14,836
We need a sacrifice.
394
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,794
[Panting]
395
00:13:17,919 --> 00:13:18,995
[Bottle clatters]
396
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,897
Come on, Demamp!
397
00:13:21,022 --> 00:13:22,699
Pull yourself together.
398
00:13:22,824 --> 00:13:24,434
You taught yourself Spanish,
399
00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:26,402
you can make it
through this, "muchaycho."
400
00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:29,063
[Stall door snaps shut]
401
00:13:30,265 --> 00:13:35,635
[Hysterical laugh]
402
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,489
[Fuzzy distortion]
403
00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:46,913
[Panting]
404
00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:50,789
Okay, let's see what we got in here.
405
00:13:51,019 --> 00:13:52,295
Uh, yogurt, hummus,
406
00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:54,250
purple stuff, sunny d.
407
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,932
The ritual calls for the flesh
408
00:13:56,057 --> 00:13:57,253
of thy untouched beast.
409
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,421
Um, oh.
410
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,131
Montez's ground hamburger beef?
411
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,671
- Perfect.
- All right.
412
00:14:01,796 --> 00:14:03,139
Let's bring this meatloaf
to meat life.
413
00:14:03,264 --> 00:14:04,135
Let's do it.
414
00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:07,610
Who's in here, huh?
415
00:14:07,735 --> 00:14:08,711
[Screaming]
Huh?
416
00:14:08,836 --> 00:14:10,213
You comin' at me?
417
00:14:10,338 --> 00:14:11,882
I ain't scared of no ghost.
418
00:14:12,007 --> 00:14:13,049
I'm not scared of you!
[Distant moan]
419
00:14:13,174 --> 00:14:16,253
Who did that?
Who did that?
420
00:14:16,378 --> 00:14:17,453
[Laughing]
421
00:14:17,578 --> 00:14:18,554
We've already said too much!
422
00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:20,190
[Sobbing]
423
00:14:20,315 --> 00:14:22,125
[Screaming]
What?
424
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,660
[Baby crying]
425
00:14:24,785 --> 00:14:26,907
I'm the main office prankster.
Did you miss me?
426
00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:27,992
I tea-bagged your dead body.
427
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,065
Ooh.
428
00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:31,203
[Distant screeching]
429
00:14:31,369 --> 00:14:34,204
What is happening to me?!
430
00:14:35,497 --> 00:14:37,374
[Eerie music]
431
00:14:37,499 --> 00:14:40,310
Dr. Telamericorp.
432
00:14:40,435 --> 00:14:41,840
Oh, no.
433
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,505
You want me to kill Montez,
don't you?
434
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,053
That's what you're doing here, huh?
435
00:14:48,676 --> 00:14:50,515
You know what?
I'll do it.
436
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:54,791
I'm here to help you sleep.
437
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:57,160
But you can't fall asleep
438
00:14:57,285 --> 00:15:00,196
until you silence the music.
439
00:15:00,321 --> 00:15:04,028
Let no one stand in your way.
440
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,568
Why me?
441
00:15:05,693 --> 00:15:08,741
Because, you're a strong boy, Adam.
442
00:15:10,631 --> 00:15:11,942
Mm-hmm.
443
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:15,039
Strong little boy.
444
00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:19,961
[Child's voice]
Strong little boy.
445
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,687
Oh, yeah.
Sweet meat fetus, dude.
446
00:15:24,812 --> 00:15:26,389
- Thank you.
- Looks real as hell.
447
00:15:26,514 --> 00:15:27,457
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
448
00:15:27,582 --> 00:15:28,858
Yeah, if you could, uh,
449
00:15:28,983 --> 00:15:31,061
just, like, stand him up
and make him look alive.
450
00:15:31,186 --> 00:15:32,528
Yeah. That should not
be a problem, dude.
451
00:15:32,653 --> 00:15:34,130
I used to stand up
armies of action figures
452
00:15:34,255 --> 00:15:35,465
against each other.
453
00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:37,367
- Do these, like, cool wars.
- Great, great.
454
00:15:37,492 --> 00:15:38,768
- There we go.
- That's a cool story.
455
00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:40,437
Thanks.
Okay. All right, you know what?
456
00:15:40,562 --> 00:15:42,272
Sorry, I used to have
the same problem when I would
457
00:15:42,397 --> 00:15:43,874
stand those action figures up
against each other for wars.
458
00:15:43,999 --> 00:15:45,528
Whatever, that's fine...
I'm sure Satan doesn't really care.
459
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,822
- Here we go.
- [Exhales]
460
00:15:48,002 --> 00:15:49,679
[Moaning]
461
00:15:49,804 --> 00:15:53,549
- Spirit of Dr. Telamericorp!
- Yeah.
462
00:15:53,674 --> 00:15:56,987
Please accept this humble sacrifice
463
00:15:57,112 --> 00:16:01,391
of a live, super moonwalking...
464
00:16:01,516 --> 00:16:07,097
Ginger beef man!
465
00:16:07,222 --> 00:16:09,265
Have a namaste.
Amen.
466
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,971
[Child's voice]
Silence the music.
467
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,970
A-Adam, what...
what...
468
00:16:14,095 --> 00:16:15,349
what's up?
What's wrong?
469
00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:16,976
Yeah, Adam, you love pure moods.
470
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,877
Dr. Telamericorp spoke to me.
471
00:16:21,002 --> 00:16:23,983
And he wants you...
472
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:28,351
To silence the music.
473
00:16:28,476 --> 00:16:30,545
[Screams]
Now!
474
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:31,888
[Both shout]
475
00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:33,409
What's going on, dude?
476
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,591
Adam's been possessed
by Dr. Telamericorp!
477
00:16:35,716 --> 00:16:37,372
- What?
- Run!
478
00:16:37,818 --> 00:16:40,663
- Oh!
- Uh-oh.
479
00:16:40,788 --> 00:16:42,698
Hurry!
Follow me!
480
00:16:42,823 --> 00:16:44,134
[Grunting]
481
00:16:44,259 --> 00:16:46,569
[Child's voice]
Strong boy.
482
00:16:46,694 --> 00:16:50,473
I'm a strong boy.
483
00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:53,343
[Music playing]
484
00:16:53,468 --> 00:17:01,708
♪ ♪
485
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,056
Now!
486
00:17:06,181 --> 00:17:07,957
[Both shouting]
487
00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:09,025
[All grunting]
488
00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:10,393
- You got him?
- Yeah!
489
00:17:10,518 --> 00:17:12,657
- Now what?
- We gotta solidify this cocoon.
490
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,297
- Grab that stuff?
- This?
491
00:17:14,422 --> 00:17:16,132
Yeah! Now let's head up to the roof!
492
00:17:16,257 --> 00:17:18,034
We gotta harness the power
of the super moon
493
00:17:18,159 --> 00:17:19,869
for the exorcism.
494
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:21,881
Yay, yay, yay!
The super moon!
495
00:17:22,006 --> 00:17:23,751
- Here we come!
- All right, he's excited.
496
00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:33,761
{pub}It's so super!
497
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,626
God, that is a real moon!
498
00:17:35,751 --> 00:17:38,727
Oh, God damn it, Ders,
shove the telescope up your ass!
499
00:17:38,852 --> 00:17:41,056
Give me your flask!
Hurry!
500
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:46,164
Oh... Super moon.
501
00:17:46,289 --> 00:17:48,901
Please bless this manly soda
502
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:52,257
and in the same way
that Dr Pepper Ten
503
00:17:52,382 --> 00:17:55,444
is most definitely not for women,
504
00:17:55,569 --> 00:17:59,747
so be Adam's body not for ghosts!
505
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,433
- [Thunder crashes]
- That was really good, man.
506
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,331
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
507
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:04,292
And...
508
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,757
- Uhh!
- [Squeaks]
509
00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:07,938
All right! Now...
510
00:18:08,063 --> 00:18:11,257
We must insulate the demons.
511
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,085
- Okay.
- Shoot him with this gun.
512
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:14,632
Now. Now.
513
00:18:14,757 --> 00:18:16,033
Ooh.
514
00:18:16,158 --> 00:18:19,306
- Ah, watch your load, man.
- Oh, yeah.
515
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,906
- Oh, man.
- Ohh.
516
00:18:21,031 --> 00:18:22,351
- This dries really quick.
- Yeah, it does.
517
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:24,103
[Thunder crashes]
518
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,522
Get out of my homey,
Dr. Telamericorp!
519
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:29,097
Blake, I can't believe you're
not looking at this thing.
520
00:18:29,222 --> 00:18:29,848
I mean, look at the...
521
00:18:29,973 --> 00:18:31,861
[thunder crashes]
522
00:18:33,174 --> 00:18:37,283
Oh, there's my strong little boy.
523
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,492
[Mysterious music]
524
00:18:41,201 --> 00:18:42,663
It's okay, Adam.
525
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:46,375
You can sleep now.
526
00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:48,933
[Kiss]
527
00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:50,835
Mm.
528
00:18:51,554 --> 00:18:52,840
Oh. Okay.
529
00:18:56,513 --> 00:18:58,503
All right. Uh...
530
00:18:58,628 --> 00:18:59,640
What are you doing?
531
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,314
Oh. Sorry.
532
00:19:02,338 --> 00:19:03,815
Misread!
[Chuckles]
533
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,781
I, uh, thought you were...
534
00:19:06,906 --> 00:19:09,465
I mean, it seemed as though
you were, uh,
535
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:10,650
vibing me.
536
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,014
No, no vibe.
537
00:19:12,477 --> 00:19:14,084
Not a vibe and...
Noo...
538
00:19:14,209 --> 00:19:15,491
- Oh.
- Uh-uh.
539
00:19:15,616 --> 00:19:16,239
Okay, then.
540
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,630
- That's my bad.
- Yeah.
541
00:19:18,755 --> 00:19:20,826
Well...
542
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:23,287
Sleepy bye, my little tiger.
543
00:19:24,572 --> 00:19:27,792
- Nighty night,
- My little buckaroo.
544
00:19:30,332 --> 00:19:31,743
[Thunder crashes]
545
00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:33,381
Oh.
546
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,049
- [Snaps fingers]
- Did it work?
547
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,343
Oh, hell, yeah, bitch.
548
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,316
Really?
All right, man!
549
00:19:39,441 --> 00:19:40,721
- I can't believe it!
- Nice job!
550
00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:41,853
[Thud]
[Both scream]
551
00:19:41,978 --> 00:19:45,344
Help me!
I cut my finger!
552
00:19:45,469 --> 00:19:46,742
To the bone!
553
00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:47,561
[Sobbing]
554
00:19:48,685 --> 00:19:50,170
Damn, man, you scared us!
555
00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:51,764
Yeah, we're in the middle
of something.
556
00:19:51,889 --> 00:19:52,650
Gosh!
557
00:19:53,273 --> 00:19:55,472
I still don't understand
what you were doing, Bill.
558
00:19:55,597 --> 00:19:57,098
I was in the basement
559
00:19:57,223 --> 00:19:59,554
cutting up fliers
for my babysitting company,
560
00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:01,418
and I sliced my finger...
561
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:02,493
To the bone.
562
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:05,705
- I think we heard him scream.
- Yeah, we saw some of your blood.
563
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,507
But didn't think someone
needs a ride to the hospital?
564
00:20:08,632 --> 00:20:11,210
I'm sorry, Bill, are we not driving
you to the hospital right now?
565
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,280
Is this not enough for you?
566
00:20:13,405 --> 00:20:15,224
- Shotgun!
- Good call.
567
00:20:15,349 --> 00:20:16,380
Dang it!
568
00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:18,952
You know what?
Bill, look...
569
00:20:19,077 --> 00:20:21,512
We're sorry, man,
but we were kind of busy
570
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,849
dealing with the ghost
of Dr. Telamericorp.
571
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,767
That's Josh, you idiot.
572
00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:28,394
He used to work here,
573
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,202
and Alice kept
sexually harassing him.
574
00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:33,020
She even commissioned that portrait.
575
00:20:33,145 --> 00:20:36,029
- He sued the company.
- Okay, so there was never
576
00:20:36,154 --> 00:20:36,944
a Dr. Telamericorp.
577
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,375
Great. Thank you.
578
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,433
[Whispering]
Or was there?
579
00:20:41,558 --> 00:20:42,883
You asking me?
580
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,410
There wasn't.
581
00:20:45,141 --> 00:20:46,412
[Car engine starts]
582
00:20:47,531 --> 00:20:49,206
- Sure.
- Let's go!
583
00:20:49,372 --> 00:20:51,422
All right, already, Bill!
584
00:20:52,268 --> 00:20:53,169
Whoa, you're whipping it.
585
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,670
Uh-oh!
[Tires screech]