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Yeah, okay.
This is scary.
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It's a scary movie.
Right.
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Shh! It's not over, okay?
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There's gonna be one last scare.
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[Splat, shrieking]
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[Laughter]
Aah!
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Told you.
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- Guys, making it worse, man.
- I know, man.
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What did I say, though?
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This is a good one, it's good.
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Thought I had to dump out.
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- Turns out I didn't.
- Okay.
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Bowels were playing tricks
on me, so...
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Adam, just go to bed, all right?
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We get it, you're spooked.
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You haven't slept since we started
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this non-Wayans' brother
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actually scary
scary-movie marathon on Friday.
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Why don't we go to bed,
because we got
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a super moon that we want
to be well-rested for tomorrow.
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And it's gonna be super,
so let's hit it.
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Hey, you hit it, I'm gonna yank it.
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Either way,
we're probably masturbating,
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but we're roommates,
so that's just the way it goes.
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Okay, yeah,
I'm also gonna go to bed soon.
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I'll probably be laughing myself
to sleep
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at how dumb and irr...
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irresponsible these movies are
to teenagers.
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'Cause they're gonna think
that they could fall asleep
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and get a knife finger up their butt
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when, in reality,
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that's not even something
that could actually happen,
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I don't think.
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[Door shuts, echoes]
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[Laughs nervously]
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[Eerie vocal techno music]
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[Whispering] ♪
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♪ Some dumb humans make
a mutant spiral laser blast ♪
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♪ Feasting on the flesh
of freshman students ♪
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♪ On their way to class ♪
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♪ Zombies ♪
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We got zombies on a school day...
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♪ ♪
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♪ Horrifying horrible
zombie mastication scenes ♪
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♪ Slowly moving mandibles
chewing on a frigging teen ♪
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♪ Zombies ♪
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♪ ♪
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I don't know, he wasn't in his room.
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Dude, he's probably passed out
on the couch still.
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Hey!
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Adam?
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Ready for work?
Whoo!
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I'm ready for work.
Let's do this!
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Whoo!
[Chomp] Whoo!
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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I slept like a log last night, dude.
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So awake.
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So awake right now.
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♪ Living life ♪
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Know what I'm saying?
What'd you say?
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I didn't say anything.
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Yeah, totally.
No, I hear that.
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Let's talk super moon, my lunar-tics.
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I'm thinking we could block off,
like, five hours and...
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- five hours?
- Good call.
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I was thinking six myself, just to...
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Really take it in.
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- I'm excited.
- All right.
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Well, I'm very excited
to take it in as well.
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I read on a website last night,
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that, uh, the super moon
is a catalyst
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for paranormal activity.
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And then I read on another website
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that a catalyst is, like,
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a way of saying
that it, like, helps it.
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Yeah, no, it is.
I was supposed to see the last one.
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But I got adult chicken pox
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and was stuck in a bathtub all
night with instant oatmeal.
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- Apple-cinnamon?
- I wish.
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Raisins and spice.
[All groaning]
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But, this year,
I'm gonna flex on this moon.
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Check it out.
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Got a tablet computer
with a moon-tracker app.
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Totally state of the art.
And...
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A Rob Huebel telescope,
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so I can peep the cheese.
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See, check it out.
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Right here, wiki says,
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"thousands of unsolved child murders,
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every super moon."
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Even worse than what he just said,
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it says,
"dogs suck each other's magic sticks."
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- What the...
- Okay, stop it.
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It's not saying those things.
You're making 'em up.
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It does say it.
It's Wikipedia.
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It says very important information.
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- No. Does not.
- Said that.
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You guys need to start appreciating
the world's natural wonders.
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I mean, it's gonna be like seeing
the redwoods or old faithful
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or that old rock we found
that looked like a boob.
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Actually still have that rock.
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I wish it were softer.
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Why?
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So I could fuck it, Anders.
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All right, Ders,
you're not understanding.
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You keep talking
about natural things.
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But I'm talking
about supernatural, guys.
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There's gonna be some stuff
that happens tonight
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that never happens!
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Like maybe the dead will rise
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or, like, the earth will
start on fire or something.
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Or you'll, like, have sex
with a girl for the first time.
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Oh, wow!
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Because your penis
is in use so much, Anders!
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You're not having sex as much as...
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We're tied for zero, basically.
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- Hey, guys.
- Oh! Mm!
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I'm not scared.
Ders is though.
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He's in hysterics.
What a punk!
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I'm not scared.
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So I bet you guys are, uh, wondering
what all the renovations are about.
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- Nope.
- Not at all.
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Well, the crew cleared out
the basement,
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and there's some
pretty nifty items up for grabs.
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[Laughs]
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Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
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I fucking love tits, you guys.
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Does it come in black?
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Ink?
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Oh-ho, jackpot.
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Let me know, my man.
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You think this is gonna make chicks
wanna see my big bang theory?
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[Grunting loudly]
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Check this out.
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I used to have one of these as a kid.
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Hatchet. Except
for not the weapon, the book.
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'Cause my aunt gave
Gary Paulsen a handjob,
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and he gave us, like,
a ton of free books.
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All right, I feel like
you're making this stuff up now.
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No.
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My aunt is a whore.
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She works in Las Vegas.
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Oh, Bill, that's an office supply.
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It stays in the office.
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I need to cut more fliers.
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I'm starting a babysitting service.
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Children are my passion.
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Okay, you can't say the words
"children" and "passion"
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and have your face.
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Whoa.
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Dudes, check it out!
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Cool flask.
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- All right.
- Nice!
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I know what we can put in there.
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- Dr Pepper Ten.
- It's for men.
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Kids... I mean, kids can drink whatever,
as far as I'm concerned.
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That's the thing.
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When you're a kid,
you have a lot of options.
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As a man, who wants
to drink a soda...
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Check out this painting
of this gnar old man.
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Whoa. That dude looks
just like my grandpa.
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I hate my grandpa.
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He's such a fucking tool.
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Whoa!
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Everywhere you stand,
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Dr. Telamericorp's eyes follow you.
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[Inhales]
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Mm, I'm up.
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Mm...
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Ooh.
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Oh, not so fast, sweetheart.
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Read the can.
DP Ten.
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Not for women.
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- Hey, Jillian, sweetheart.
- Hmm?
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Is it possible for a painting
to have homosexual tendencies?
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Of course, why?
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- Oh, this guy keeps...
- Oh, no.
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Where did you find that?
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Jillian.
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What the fuck is this doing in here?
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I don't know.
I threw it out.
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But I guess it came back.
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Paintings don't "come back."
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Yeah, but can...
can they come out? Like, of the closet?
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- Can they be gay?
- Just please get rid of it.
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I don't ever want
to see that portrait again.
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- Yep.
- What's up with Alice? Huh?
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Who's this guy?
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He's a very bad man
who used to work here.
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And he's gone,
and he's never coming back.
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W-w-wait.
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W-what do you mean, he's a "bad man"?
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I shouldn't say.
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Blake, just stop asking questions.
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Hey, hey.
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What's the deal?
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Did he murder somebody?
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Jillian!
Oh, my gosh.
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That dude died here, huh?
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Jillian.
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Jillian, hey, come on.
You're acting weird.
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Blake, this man is not
to be spoken of.
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Hey, why are you acting
so weird, huh?
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What's the deal?
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This guy kill some kids
in the basement or something?
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Just drop it!
I've already said too much!
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All right, give me the painting.
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No, no. Drop it!
[Electrical sizzling]
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Okay, that was the renovations.
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[Whispering]
Or was it?
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Uh, hey, guys, yeah,
sorry about the lights.
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It was the renovations.
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Or was it?
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Are you asking me?
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It was.
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- Okay.
- Oh.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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{pub}All right, who is ready to ride?
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It is just about super moon time.
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Oh, man, I am sorry.
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I have work to do here.
I can't go with you, buddy.
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- What are you talking about?
- Ders, you naive little nerd.
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Come on, we just unearthed
the portrait
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of an infamous child murderer,
Dr. Telamericorp,
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on the same exact night
as a super moon?
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I'm gonna go ahead
and file that under
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"things that Blake
wants to check out tonight."
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[Strained]
Yeah, right.
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Like there's ghosts in the office.
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Like ghosts are just
flying all o... whoa-ho!
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That's... Bill.
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What up, dog?
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- What's up, homies?
- Yo.
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Of course it's not a ghost.
Ghosts don't exist.
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Now, can we please
just gather ourselves?
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We can go up to the roof
and watch the super moon.
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All right, you know what?
Take Adam with you.
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It's fine.
He's too scared anyways.
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The, uh, the spirits,
they feed off fear.
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Okay, let's go.
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Yeah, he's like a little
all-you-can-eat buffet over there.
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you, dude!
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- Ders.
- Yeah?
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- Go do your nerd stuff.
- What?
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'Cause I have something
to prove to this idiot.
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Okay, no more HBO for you.
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You are cussing way too much lately.
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You deserve this.
You deserve each other.
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Well, I'm gonna go watch
the super moon by myself!
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And you're gonna be
super sorry about it, okay?
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Move your cart.
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This old fart cart of farts.
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All right, hey, so are you
sure you're ready, huh?
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I'm not just sure...
256
00:08:57,684 --> 00:09:00,740
[Whispering]
I'm HIV-positive.
257
00:09:00,899 --> 00:09:02,293
But y-you're not though, right?
258
00:09:02,328 --> 00:09:03,716
- I'm not what?
- HIV-positive.
259
00:09:03,741 --> 00:09:04,722
You just said you're HIV-positive.
260
00:09:04,741 --> 00:09:06,065
No, I did not mean to say that.
261
00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:08,245
- Okay. Okay.
- Very tired.
262
00:09:09,645 --> 00:09:10,937
You've got a weird amount of candles.
263
00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:12,347
- [Cart clangs]
- Shh!
264
00:09:12,466 --> 00:09:13,642
[Whispers] Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
265
00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:15,677
It's all right.
266
00:09:15,802 --> 00:09:17,227
The phantomspotter app
267
00:09:17,271 --> 00:09:19,481
detects electromagnetic frequencies.
268
00:09:19,505 --> 00:09:20,448
- Really?
- Yes.
269
00:09:20,574 --> 00:09:24,549
Heavy concentrations indicate
supernatural activity.
270
00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:27,388
Oh, but look at this!
271
00:09:27,424 --> 00:09:30,295
I'm getting a reading
of five black cats
272
00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:32,499
right by the chair
where Homegirl died.
273
00:09:32,546 --> 00:09:34,467
- Who?
- Homegirl.
274
00:09:34,556 --> 00:09:35,620
She... she worked here.
275
00:09:35,998 --> 00:09:37,349
You pulled your testicles out,
276
00:09:37,379 --> 00:09:39,251
put 'em on her forehead,
then she passed away.
277
00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:42,309
Oh, yeah.
Really nice black lady?
278
00:09:42,334 --> 00:09:45,017
No. Quite the opposite.
Very mean white lady.
279
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,523
I don't think I was here
that day then.
280
00:09:46,554 --> 00:09:48,341
What? Yes.
You put your balls on her head.
281
00:09:48,390 --> 00:09:49,864
OK... well, I do that to people.
282
00:09:49,947 --> 00:09:52,158
[Crash]
283
00:09:52,339 --> 00:09:54,602
What was that?
284
00:10:04,295 --> 00:10:07,240
Oh, my gosh, it's all true.
285
00:10:07,365 --> 00:10:10,009
Tens of thousands of child murders.
286
00:10:10,134 --> 00:10:13,379
Dogs sucking each other's
magic sticks.
287
00:10:13,478 --> 00:10:14,470
Rahh!
288
00:10:14,485 --> 00:10:15,394
[Shrieks]
289
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,568
Oh!
290
00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,750
- Oh! Kill him! Kill him!
- Die, ghost!
291
00:10:18,776 --> 00:10:20,223
- Kill him! Kill him!
- Oh, die!
292
00:10:20,285 --> 00:10:22,580
- Die ghost! Die!
- Stop!
293
00:10:22,746 --> 00:10:24,223
Oh, I'm punching Ders.
294
00:10:24,254 --> 00:10:25,697
- Dude, stop!
- Oh, that was Ders.
295
00:10:25,707 --> 00:10:26,903
- Oh, God.
- [Groans]
296
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,384
Oh, man, I didn't know it was you...
297
00:10:28,454 --> 00:10:30,217
till I did.
I actually did at the end.
298
00:10:31,071 --> 00:10:32,755
I mean, you get into
some sort of street brawl,
299
00:10:32,779 --> 00:10:34,646
I have... I have no fear
when it comes to fighting.
300
00:10:34,692 --> 00:10:35,817
You guys are idiots.
301
00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:37,485
Well, what the freakin' eff, Ders?
302
00:10:37,577 --> 00:10:39,352
Scared the s-s-shoot out of us.
303
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,154
I found the painting in the garbage
and I thought I'd freak you out.
304
00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:43,924
- And you hit me.
- Oh, that wasn't good, man.
305
00:10:43,952 --> 00:10:46,247
I'm on, like,
285 hours of energy right now.
306
00:10:46,282 --> 00:10:47,550
What is this?
[Lips smack]
307
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,243
That's barbeque sauce.
Very clever, dude.
308
00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:50,507
- I know.
- Very clever, man.
309
00:10:50,532 --> 00:10:51,812
Doll's clothes from the basement.
310
00:10:51,842 --> 00:10:54,765
God, I... it's actually awesome
that I got you guys,
311
00:10:54,812 --> 00:10:56,595
but then you...
can we just please
312
00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:58,268
go to the roof...
[Swallows]
313
00:10:58,311 --> 00:10:59,882
And gaze at the super moon already?
314
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:00,801
I guess.
315
00:11:00,944 --> 00:11:03,155
[Distant scream]
316
00:11:03,261 --> 00:11:04,237
Ders?
317
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,625
That wasn't me.
318
00:11:05,649 --> 00:11:07,096
Oh, my gosh.
319
00:11:07,274 --> 00:11:10,324
When Adam punched through
that portrait of Dr. Telamericorp,
320
00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:13,054
he broke whatever supernatural
seal was keeping him in.
321
00:11:13,116 --> 00:11:14,369
- What?
- Yeah.
322
00:11:14,403 --> 00:11:17,048
And now we're the only ones
that can put him back.
323
00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:19,907
- Come on!
- Come on, now, w... hey!
324
00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,356
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa.
325
00:11:21,388 --> 00:11:23,803
The devil's in the machine!
It's gone pure black!
326
00:11:24,299 --> 00:11:25,293
It's not on.
327
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,437
- Huh?
- It's sleeping.
328
00:11:26,462 --> 00:11:27,718
You just gotta hit
the thing on the back.
329
00:11:27,745 --> 00:11:28,675
- Sleep...
- Yeah.
330
00:11:28,713 --> 00:11:30,190
This thing's actually cool, man.
331
00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:32,053
- Have you checked out the user interface?
- Oh!
332
00:11:42,776 --> 00:11:45,059
{pub}- Shh! Shh!
- Dude, what are you doing?
333
00:11:45,145 --> 00:11:47,125
- Quiet, quiet, quiet.
- Oh, dear.
334
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:48,994
Those were Montez's speakers.
335
00:11:49,259 --> 00:11:51,953
- Whatever.
- Shh, guys...
336
00:11:52,187 --> 00:11:54,050
This thing is really humming.
337
00:11:54,101 --> 00:11:56,293
There is a lot of activity down here.
338
00:11:56,318 --> 00:11:58,273
Look, dudes.
Dudes, dudes, dudes!
339
00:11:59,064 --> 00:12:00,335
Dr. Telamericorp!
340
00:12:00,357 --> 00:12:01,820
He's crossed over
into the physical world!
341
00:12:01,857 --> 00:12:03,819
It's only a matter of time
before he finds a human host!
342
00:12:03,844 --> 00:12:05,205
- What?
- Okay. Yep.
343
00:12:05,232 --> 00:12:07,437
You're not gonna get me twice, Ders.
344
00:12:07,474 --> 00:12:10,484
I think I know barbeque sauce
when I see it.
345
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,935
Now.
This time I do.
346
00:12:11,973 --> 00:12:13,013
Adam, no.
I didn't...
347
00:12:13,038 --> 00:12:15,034
that's not barbeque s...!
348
00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:18,786
- That's not barbeque sauce.
- No.
349
00:12:19,821 --> 00:12:20,958
I think that's blood.
350
00:12:20,993 --> 00:12:22,309
[Squeamish]
I think it's blood.
351
00:12:22,328 --> 00:12:25,861
- Okay, so, I know that this is blood.
- Wait, stop it!
352
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:26,702
Don't!
353
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,204
And it tastes exactly like that!
354
00:12:28,239 --> 00:12:29,710
That is blood!
That is blood!
355
00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:31,274
I am HIV-positive!
356
00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,837
- What did you...
- No, I'm saying it this time!
357
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:34,987
- I think I'm HIV-positive.
- Can you feel it?
358
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,678
That's how...
that's how you get HIV!
359
00:12:36,717 --> 00:12:38,404
You get it by tasting
strange blood on the ground!
360
00:12:38,445 --> 00:12:39,722
- Yes.
- We have to make you a quilt!
361
00:12:39,748 --> 00:12:40,753
We have to make him a quilt.
[Door closes]
362
00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:41,731
[All scream]
363
00:12:41,768 --> 00:12:42,884
- What was that?
- Oh, God.
364
00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:44,743
Dr. Telamericorp.
He's looking for a host.
365
00:12:44,774 --> 00:12:46,187
We don't have en...
no time!
366
00:12:46,251 --> 00:12:47,220
We've got no time!
367
00:12:47,258 --> 00:12:49,289
- So you know who we have to call.
- We gotta call the cops, man.
368
00:12:49,326 --> 00:12:51,322
There's blood everywhere.
I'm calling the cops.
369
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,603
I was thinking the gh... never mind.
370
00:12:53,677 --> 00:12:58,504
I know a satanic ritual that'll
send his spirit back to hell.
371
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,154
You know a satanic ritual?
372
00:13:00,173 --> 00:13:02,552
[Stammering]
It's a... h-hell way?
373
00:13:02,589 --> 00:13:06,181
Okay, well, I think I'm gonna
go to the little boy's room.
374
00:13:06,212 --> 00:13:08,698
Not because I'm a little boy
who's scared,
375
00:13:08,728 --> 00:13:10,750
but because I'm a little man
who ate too many tacos.
376
00:13:10,762 --> 00:13:11,919
- So I'm gonna go...
- Wait, dude...
377
00:13:11,951 --> 00:13:13,193
gotta... gotta poo.
378
00:13:13,223 --> 00:13:14,666
All right, man.
What are... what are we doing?
379
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,407
What are we doing?
Tell me what to do.
380
00:13:16,747 --> 00:13:18,634
We need a sacrifice.
381
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,593
[Panting]
382
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:22,794
[Bottle clatters]
383
00:13:22,849 --> 00:13:24,626
Come on, Demamp!
384
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,348
Pull yourself together.
385
00:13:26,623 --> 00:13:28,233
You taught yourself Spanish,
386
00:13:28,277 --> 00:13:30,120
you can make it
through this, "muchaycho."
387
00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:32,706
[Stall door snaps shut]
388
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:39,434
[Hysterical laugh]
389
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,287
[Fuzzy distortion]
390
00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:50,712
[Panting]
391
00:13:52,015 --> 00:13:54,381
Okay, let's see what we got in here.
392
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,162
Uh, yogurt, hummus,
393
00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:57,894
purple stuff, sunny d.
394
00:13:57,925 --> 00:13:59,720
The ritual calls for the flesh
395
00:13:59,743 --> 00:14:01,094
of thy untouched beast.
396
00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:02,220
Um, oh.
397
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,934
Montez's ground hamburger beef?
398
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,333
- Perfect.
- All right.
399
00:14:05,358 --> 00:14:07,000
Let's bring this meatloaf
to meat life.
400
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:07,993
Let's do it.
401
00:14:09,589 --> 00:14:11,189
Who's in here, huh?
402
00:14:11,234 --> 00:14:12,210
[Screaming]
Huh?
403
00:14:12,341 --> 00:14:13,718
You comin' at me?
404
00:14:13,805 --> 00:14:15,624
I ain't scared of no ghost.
405
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,898
I'm not scared of you!
[Distant moan]
406
00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:20,020
Who did that?
Who did that?
407
00:14:20,052 --> 00:14:21,127
[Laughing]
408
00:14:21,171 --> 00:14:22,405
We've already said too much!
409
00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:23,989
[Sobbing]
410
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,830
[Screaming]
What?
411
00:14:25,942 --> 00:14:28,122
[Baby crying]
412
00:14:28,172 --> 00:14:30,294
I'm the main office prankster.
Did you miss me?
413
00:14:30,308 --> 00:14:31,791
I tea-bagged your dead body.
414
00:14:31,816 --> 00:14:32,723
Ooh.
415
00:14:32,989 --> 00:14:35,002
[Distant screeching]
416
00:14:35,143 --> 00:14:37,978
What is happening to me?!
417
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,173
[Eerie music]
418
00:14:41,335 --> 00:14:43,661
Dr. Telamericorp.
419
00:14:44,065 --> 00:14:45,469
Oh, no.
420
00:14:45,929 --> 00:14:48,429
You want me to kill Montez,
don't you?
421
00:14:48,768 --> 00:14:50,896
That's what you're doing here, huh?
422
00:14:52,731 --> 00:14:54,569
You know what?
I'll do it.
423
00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:58,112
I'm here to help you sleep.
424
00:14:58,578 --> 00:15:00,822
But you can't fall asleep
425
00:15:01,053 --> 00:15:03,964
until you silence the music.
426
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:07,884
Let no one stand in your way.
427
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,448
Why me?
428
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:12,515
Because, you're a strong boy, Adam.
429
00:15:14,354 --> 00:15:15,665
Mm-hmm.
430
00:15:15,866 --> 00:15:18,838
Strong little boy.
431
00:15:20,638 --> 00:15:23,727
[Child's voice]
Strong little boy.
432
00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:28,441
Oh, yeah.
Sweet meat fetus, dude.
433
00:15:28,478 --> 00:15:30,331
- Thank you.
- Looks real as hell.
434
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,447
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
435
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,748
Yeah, if you could, uh,
436
00:15:32,856 --> 00:15:35,149
just, like, stand him up
and make him look alive.
437
00:15:35,187 --> 00:15:36,529
Yeah. That should not
be a problem, dude.
438
00:15:36,558 --> 00:15:39,054
I used to stand up armies of action
figures against each other.
439
00:15:39,079 --> 00:15:41,029
- Do these, like, cool wars.
- Great, great.
440
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:42,223
- There we go.
- That's a cool story.
441
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,513
Thanks.
Okay. All right, you know what?
442
00:15:43,538 --> 00:15:45,121
Sorry, I used to have
the same problem when I would
443
00:15:45,146 --> 00:15:47,038
stand those action figures up
against each other for wars.
444
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,390
Whatever, that's fine...
I'm sure Satan doesn't really care.
445
00:15:49,451 --> 00:15:51,579
- Here we go.
- [Exhales]
446
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:53,478
[Moaning]
447
00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:57,397
- Spirit of Dr. Telamericorp!
- Yeah.
448
00:15:57,629 --> 00:16:01,012
Please accept this humble sacrifice
449
00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:05,346
of a live, super moonwalking...
450
00:16:05,646 --> 00:16:11,227
Ginger beef man!
451
00:16:11,265 --> 00:16:13,308
Have a namaste.
Amen.
452
00:16:13,332 --> 00:16:15,871
[Child's voice]
Silence the music.
453
00:16:15,957 --> 00:16:17,832
A-Adam, what...
what...
454
00:16:17,868 --> 00:16:18,888
what's up?
What's wrong?
455
00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:20,848
Yeah, Adam, you love pure moods.
456
00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:24,676
Dr. Telamericorp spoke to me.
457
00:16:25,057 --> 00:16:27,679
And he wants you...
458
00:16:27,906 --> 00:16:32,150
To silence the music.
459
00:16:32,863 --> 00:16:34,431
[Screams]
Now!
460
00:16:34,469 --> 00:16:35,687
[Both shout]
461
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:37,156
What's going on, dude?
462
00:16:37,175 --> 00:16:39,399
Adam's been possessed
by Dr. Telamericorp!
463
00:16:39,427 --> 00:16:41,040
- What?
- Run!
464
00:16:41,617 --> 00:16:44,462
- Oh!
- Uh-oh.
465
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,565
Hurry!
Follow me!
466
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,697
[Grunting]
467
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:50,051
[Child's voice]
I'm a strong boy.
468
00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:53,862
I'm a strong boy.
469
00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:57,223
[Music playing]
470
00:16:57,267 --> 00:17:05,507
♪ ♪
471
00:17:08,822 --> 00:17:09,855
Now!
472
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:11,756
[Both shouting]
473
00:17:11,881 --> 00:17:12,824
[All grunting]
474
00:17:12,842 --> 00:17:14,085
- You got him?
- Yeah!
475
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:16,421
- Now what?
- We gotta solidify this cocoon.
476
00:17:16,446 --> 00:17:18,168
- Grab that stuff?
- This?
477
00:17:18,202 --> 00:17:19,972
Yeah! Now let's head up to the roof!
478
00:17:20,056 --> 00:17:21,919
We gotta harness the power
of the super moon
479
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,668
for the exorcism.
480
00:17:23,699 --> 00:17:25,399
Yay, yay, yay!
The super moon!
481
00:17:25,436 --> 00:17:27,648
- Here we come!
- All right, he's excited.
482
00:17:36,527 --> 00:17:37,852
{pub}It's so super!
483
00:17:37,977 --> 00:17:39,802
God, that is a real moon!
484
00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:42,818
Oh, God damn it, Ders,
shove the telescope up your ass!
485
00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:45,383
Give me your flask!
Hurry!
486
00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:50,324
Oh... Super moon.
487
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:53,372
Please bless this manly soda
488
00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:56,569
and in the same way
that Dr Pepper Ten
489
00:17:56,591 --> 00:17:59,653
is most definitely not for women,
490
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:03,856
so be Adam's body not for ghosts!
491
00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:05,632
- [Thunder crashes]
- That was really good, man.
492
00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:06,613
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
493
00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,383
And...
494
00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:09,923
- Uhh!
- [Squeaks]
495
00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:12,135
All right! Now...
496
00:18:12,154 --> 00:18:15,400
We must insulate the demons.
497
00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:17,239
- Okay.
- Shoot him with this gun.
498
00:18:17,301 --> 00:18:18,723
Now. Now.
499
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,124
Ooh.
500
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,485
- Ah, watch your load, man.
- Oh, yeah.
501
00:18:23,522 --> 00:18:24,997
- Oh, man.
- Ohh.
502
00:18:25,059 --> 00:18:26,901
- This dries really quick.
- Yeah, it does.
503
00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:28,251
[Thunder crashes]
504
00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:31,423
Get out of my homey,
Dr. Telamericorp!
505
00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:33,267
Blake, I can't believe you're
not looking at this thing.
506
00:18:33,298 --> 00:18:34,061
I mean, look at the...
507
00:18:34,107 --> 00:18:35,953
[thunder crashes]
508
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:41,444
Oh, there's my strong little boy.
509
00:18:41,498 --> 00:18:44,583
[Mysterious music]
510
00:18:45,398 --> 00:18:46,860
It's okay, Adam.
511
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,392
You can sleep now.
512
00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:53,024
[Kiss]
513
00:18:53,149 --> 00:18:54,926
Mm.
514
00:18:55,645 --> 00:18:57,204
Oh. Okay.
515
00:19:00,604 --> 00:19:02,594
All right. Uh...
516
00:19:02,687 --> 00:19:03,699
What are you doing?
517
00:19:04,015 --> 00:19:05,659
Oh. Sorry.
518
00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:07,906
Misread!
[Chuckles]
519
00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:10,872
I, uh, thought you were...
520
00:19:10,997 --> 00:19:13,556
I mean, it seemed as though
you were, uh,
521
00:19:13,681 --> 00:19:14,719
vibing me.
522
00:19:14,749 --> 00:19:16,283
No, no vibe.
523
00:19:16,568 --> 00:19:18,238
Not a vibe and...
Noo...
524
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,582
- Oh.
- Uh-uh.
525
00:19:19,707 --> 00:19:20,764
Okay, then.
526
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:23,046
- That's my bad.
- Yeah.
527
00:19:23,377 --> 00:19:24,857
Well...
528
00:19:25,444 --> 00:19:28,033
Sleepy bye, my little tiger.
529
00:19:28,613 --> 00:19:31,832
- Nighty night,
- My little buckaroo.
530
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,834
[Thunder crashes]
531
00:19:36,746 --> 00:19:38,258
Oh.
532
00:19:38,598 --> 00:19:40,101
- [Snaps fingers]
- Did it work?
533
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:41,763
Oh, hell, yeah, bitch.
534
00:19:41,794 --> 00:19:43,937
Really?
All right, man!
535
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:45,248
- I can't believe it!
- Nice job!
536
00:19:45,277 --> 00:19:46,646
[Thud]
[Both scream]
537
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,519
Help me!
I cut my finger!
538
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,910
To the bone!
539
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,191
[Sobbing]
540
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,333
Damn, man, you scared us!
541
00:19:54,386 --> 00:19:55,855
Yeah, we're in the middle
of something.
542
00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:56,827
Gosh!
543
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,633
I still don't understand
what you were doing, Bill.
544
00:19:59,688 --> 00:20:01,263
I was in the basement
545
00:20:01,314 --> 00:20:03,688
cutting up fliers
for my babysitting company,
546
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,595
and I sliced my finger...
547
00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:07,118
To the bone.
548
00:20:07,149 --> 00:20:09,812
- I think we heard him scream.
- Yeah, we saw some of your blood.
549
00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:12,659
But didn't think someone
needs a ride to the hospital?
550
00:20:12,723 --> 00:20:15,661
I'm sorry, Bill, are we not driving
you to the hospital right now?
551
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,449
Is this not enough for you?
552
00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:19,406
- Shotgun!
- Good call.
553
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,471
Dang it!
554
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:23,043
You know what?
Bill, look...
555
00:20:23,143 --> 00:20:25,437
We're sorry, man,
but we were kind of busy
556
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,993
dealing with the ghost
of Dr. Telamericorp.
557
00:20:29,298 --> 00:20:31,186
That's Josh, you idiot.
558
00:20:31,242 --> 00:20:32,703
He used to work here,
559
00:20:32,907 --> 00:20:35,382
and Alice kept
sexually harassing him.
560
00:20:35,418 --> 00:20:37,167
She even commissioned that portrait.
561
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,171
- He sued the company.
- Okay, so there was never
562
00:20:40,245 --> 00:20:41,413
a Dr. Telamericorp.
563
00:20:41,438 --> 00:20:42,703
Great. Thank you.
564
00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:45,526
[Whispering]
Or was there?
565
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,905
You asking me?
566
00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:48,450
There wasn't.
567
00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:50,828
[Car engine starts]
568
00:20:51,572 --> 00:20:53,247
- Sure.
- Let's go!
569
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,343
All right, already, Bill!
570
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:57,334
Whoa, you're whipping it.
571
00:20:57,399 --> 00:20:58,833
Uh-oh!
[Tires screech]