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We gotta clear out
this cabinet, people.
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A lot of these
are dead accounts.
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"Scranton Mimeograph Corp"?
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I don't think we're doing
business with them anytime soon.
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That's odd.
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A letter from Robert Dunder.
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"A valuable artifact
has come into my possession.
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I have hidden it
until such time as a person
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of strong intellect
may safely recover it.
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This golden chalice is
of immeasurable historical
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and religious significance."
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The Holy Grail.
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Did you send Dwight
on a quest for the Holy Grail?
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I think I'm a little too busy
these days to s--
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Oh, my God.
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I did send Dwight
on a quest for the Holy Grail.
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The Dunder Code!
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I completely forgot
about that prank.
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That had to be, like,
six or seven years ago.
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Stayed late every night
for a month.
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Had a lot more free time
back then.
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I don't get it.
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Aha!
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A lightbulb.
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- Lightbul--
- A lightbulb!
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Okay. Okay.
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Invisible ink.
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Whoa.
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"Higher than numbers go."
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The ceiling above accounting!
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Dwight!
Down, Dwight!
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Dwight!
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Man, I wish I was there to see
his face when he gets to the end
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and finds the... fake grail?
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No grail?
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You don't remember?
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I don't.
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An X.
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Annex.
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It must open something
in the annex.
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[Gasps] Oh.
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Whoa.
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"Sedes introiti."
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Seat of entrance.
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[Shouts]
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[Gasps]
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- What?
- What?
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That's a flush.
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[All murmuring]
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All:
The warehouse.
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There's nothing down here.
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Oh, I expected more
from young Halpert.
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Let's just forget it.
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Forget it.
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[Cheerful music]
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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So how are we getting on
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with our grand
social media initiative?
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Well, we created a fake
profile for a really cool guy
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- named Derek McBlack.
- Wow.
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- It's just Pete in sunglasses.
- Oh.
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And then we had him
"like" Dunder Mifflin.
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Then we created a bunch
of fake friends for Derek,
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and we had all of them
"like" Derek's "likes."
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So far, we're only popular
with imaginary people,
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but we think this is
the start of something big.
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You two are geniuses.
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And I am a genius
putting you two together.
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All right.
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Pete and I
work well together--
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not that there's anything
special about Pete.
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It could be any guy...
or girl--
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not that I'm into girls.
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Not that I'm into Pete.
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Ugh, what was the question?
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[Indistinct chatter]
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- Hey.
- Hey, Jim.
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Peter Rowley
at Bridgeport Capital
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- requested a meeting at lunch.
- Okay.
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Can we keep it
on the early side, though?
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I got that thing
in Scranton later.
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- Oh, sure.
- No problem.
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Cece's ballet recital is today.
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I cannot wait.
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I've been working
with her on her move.
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It's called
the Cece spin and kiss.
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Do you want to see it?
It's kind of like this.
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It's pretty cute, right?
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Pfft, "Athlead"?
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Please.
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They're too lazy
to call it athletes lead?
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Jim should
just call it "stumpany,"
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for "stupid company."
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Nothing stupid
about working for yourself,
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hanging out with pro athletes,
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getting free tickets
to the games.
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That's why I'm doing it.
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You're working
for "stumpany" too?
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Yeah, just weekends for now,
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but pretty soon
I'm switching over.
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- What?
- Yep.
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Hey, Halpert,
what's the big idea?
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First you jump ship.
Now you're stealing Darryl too.
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When will it end?
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Well, take your worst fear
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and multiply it by infinity.
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You won't stop
until you've poached us all.
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- Yeah. Even you.
- No.
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I'll be damned
if I'm gonna let us lose me.
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Bye, Dwight.
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- How are you? Good to see you.
- Thank you.
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Hey, Angela?
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Did you hear
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about the Irish-American
Cultural Center mural?
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Ooh, I haven't heard it.
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So what about the Irish-American
Cultural Center mural?
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Potato?
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Oh, no, Kevin, it's not a joke.
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Angela's husband put me up
for a-- um, just never mind.
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I have no information.
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But I'm sure
as soon as they know,
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they'll call you.
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Senator Lipton
helped me submit my design
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for a new mural
on a building downtown.
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Now I'm just waiting to hear
from the selection committee.
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But, you know,
let's be realistic.
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There are a ton
of great artists in Scranton
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with way more experience.
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I mean, who are they
gonna go with--
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some nobody like me
or a big name like Tracy Fleeb?
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Well, I'm heading out
to Cece's dance recital.
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Aw.
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Hey, Cece, daddy's gonna
have dinner with us tonight
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after he comes to your recital.
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- Are you excited?
- Yeah.
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Let's call him.
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[Line trilling]
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Hey.
I was just about to call you.
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Hey, hon, are you close?
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I am still in Philly, actually.
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- What?
- It's insane.
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This huge investor
got cold feet,
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so I'm stuck here
trying to keep him on board.
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Hon, I wish you would
have told me an hour ago,
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when you knew
you weren't gonna make it.
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Pam, I couldn't get out.
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I barely made it out
just to make this phone call.
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- I want daddy.
- You're gonna do great.
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And you know what?
Mommy's gonna record it.
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So we'll watch it together.
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- Do you mind doing that, Pam?
- Of course.
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Okay. Are you sure you know
how to do video on the phone?
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Yes, Jim, I think I know
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how to point a rectangle
at something.
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Okay, okay, you know,
just sometimes
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you're not the best
with the phone.
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I know how to operate
my phone, okay?
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Listen, we're getting close.
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We will talk to you later.
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Say, "bye, daddy."
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- Bye, daddy.
- Bye.
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Yep. See, you still
got to press "end," Pam.
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Press "end."
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Oh, check it out.
This is our first real "like."
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh!
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All right, Alan Olifson
from North Dakota.
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He also likes hammermill
and Georgia Pacific.
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Wow. That guy's
really into paper.
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- Yeah.
- Well done, you two.
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We did it.
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- Youth task force forever.
- Yes.
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Bup, bup, bup, bap.
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And then-- oh, wait.
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- No, you go--
- Did I-- is that you?
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You go first,
and then it's a left turn.
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No, you go-- okay.
All right, all right.
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- Okay, start over.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, God. Andy has just
started to be nice to me,
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and now I've sent his girlfriend
into the arms of a younger man.
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And I CC'd him
on every incriminating memo.
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"Pete and Erin,
don't hold back.
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Our social media presence
should be hot, hot, hot.
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Go at it vigorously."
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I did everything
but unzip their pants for them.
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Oh, God, Nellie.
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Hey, everybody.
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Uh, coffee order
is going around-- on me.
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Just sign your name below.
[All murmur]
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- You're welcome.
- Wait.
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This says "Dunder Mifflin
Loyalty Pledge"?
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This-- uh, what?
Double mocha latte, please?
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You got it.
Just sign your name below.
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- Whatever you want.
- "Loyalty Pledge"?
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Come on, Dwight,
stop overreacting.
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I'm getting
all my work done here.
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No customers have complained.
Nobody even knows.
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
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Bust out your complaint files.
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I need everything
you got on Darryl
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since he started working
for Jim in the last few weeks.
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Break it down by keyword, okay?
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"Infuriating, irresponsible"...
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They got us set up
with Windows 95,
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so you're
kind of dreaming here.
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Okay, I'm gonna need you
to print it out.
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[Printer beeping]
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[Printer whirring loudly]
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Customer loyalty, what is it?
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Can you hold it in your hand?
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Can you nudge it
with your finger?
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Can you dump it on a woman?
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No.
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Why?
Because it's an idea.
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But what does it mean?
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Ooh, it's when you
get a free sandwich
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after you've already eaten
ten sandwiches.
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Not even close.
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Mr. Romanko has been
a client for 20 years.
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He came in today in a rage.
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Why?
Because of Darryl.
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Because Darryl was focusing
on outside projects
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and needs to remember
his first priority--
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the client.
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I wouldn't say a rage.
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Mr. Romanko, we were a day
late on one of your deliveries,
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but two of our trucks
were down for repairs.
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It's very unlikely
it would happen again.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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No, you're not going
anywhere, okay?
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You are angry, and we are gonna
hear you out, all right?
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Because business
is about relationships,
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and the key to relationships
is what, Darryl?
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L--
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- Loyalty.
- Loyalty.
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- Loyalty is exactly right.
- Thank you.
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Yes.
I mean, it is everything.
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Let's all ask ourselves,
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have we been faithful
in our relationships?
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That's none
of your damn business.
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Darryl is "dating"
Dunder Mifflin.
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Darryl is dating Val...
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still.
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But he's flirting
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with Jim's company on the side.
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And we all know
what flirting can lead to.
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I'm sorry.
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- Do I still need to be here?
- Yes.
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I'm still having
a bit of trouble
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understanding
the importance of loyalty.
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So let's--
let's use an example.
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Take Erin.
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Erin's boyfriend, Andy,
is away across the ocean.
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- Yeah.
- So is it all right
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for her to flirt
with Creed, for example?
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Let's try it out.
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00:09:42,445 --> 00:09:44,445
No, let's-- let's--
let's not say Creed.
257
00:09:44,447 --> 00:09:45,846
Let's say Mr. X.
258
00:09:45,848 --> 00:09:47,398
Well, I think
it would be immoral
259
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,016
for Erin to cheat on Andy.
260
00:09:49,018 --> 00:09:51,018
Oh, I'm sorry.
Didn't you cheat on Andy?
261
00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:53,237
Yes.
And he didn't like it.
262
00:09:53,239 --> 00:09:55,957
Does Mr. X know
that Erin has a boyfriend,
263
00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:59,577
or did Erin keep that
from Mr. X?
264
00:09:59,579 --> 00:10:01,996
Okay,
this is really hard to follow.
265
00:10:01,998 --> 00:10:03,497
Can we just say Pete
266
00:10:03,499 --> 00:10:05,466
because that's the guy
that Erin's flirting with?
267
00:10:05,468 --> 00:10:07,969
[Clears throat]
268
00:10:10,422 --> 00:10:16,210
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Little Ladybug Ballerinas.
269
00:10:16,212 --> 00:10:19,197
[Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
plays]
270
00:10:19,199 --> 00:10:21,148
♪
271
00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:23,050
All:
One, two, three.
272
00:10:23,052 --> 00:10:24,986
[Cell phone ringing]
273
00:10:24,988 --> 00:10:26,220
Really?
274
00:10:26,222 --> 00:10:27,822
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
275
00:10:27,824 --> 00:10:29,991
Ballerinas:
One, two, three.
276
00:10:29,993 --> 00:10:31,993
[Whispering] Hello?
277
00:10:31,995 --> 00:10:33,394
Yes, this is Pam Halpert.
278
00:10:33,396 --> 00:10:34,662
I got the mural?
Oh, my God!
279
00:10:34,664 --> 00:10:36,163
All:
Shh!
280
00:10:36,165 --> 00:10:38,565
[Whispering]
Um, I'm sorry. I have to go.
281
00:10:38,567 --> 00:10:40,201
My daughter's a ladybug.
282
00:10:40,203 --> 00:10:41,869
I know that doesn't make
any sense.
283
00:10:41,871 --> 00:10:43,788
Um, thank you, thank you.
284
00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:45,456
You're very rude.
285
00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:47,241
- Yes, very rude.
- Shh!
286
00:10:47,243 --> 00:10:49,994
Kids are dancing.
287
00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:54,682
Thank you so much for coming.
288
00:10:54,684 --> 00:10:57,551
Darryl and I will be here
to serve you for years
289
00:10:57,553 --> 00:11:01,722
and years and years and years.
290
00:11:01,724 --> 00:11:04,108
[Chuckles]
So should we go call Jim
291
00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:05,977
and go tell him
to go screw himself?
292
00:11:05,979 --> 00:11:07,395
Dwight, look,
293
00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:09,763
I'm sorry you're having
a hard time with this, okay?
294
00:11:09,765 --> 00:11:12,116
Athlead is my future.
295
00:11:12,118 --> 00:11:13,851
No disrespect
to Dunder Mifflin,
296
00:11:13,853 --> 00:11:16,103
but if I can have fun at work,
I want that.
297
00:11:16,105 --> 00:11:17,271
It can't be more fun
298
00:11:17,273 --> 00:11:18,772
than selling paper
and paper products.
299
00:11:18,774 --> 00:11:19,907
It can.
300
00:11:19,909 --> 00:11:22,776
Are you pretending
to be crazy, huh?
301
00:11:22,778 --> 00:11:25,296
Well, Andy's cute,
but he's too vanilla,
302
00:11:25,298 --> 00:11:27,164
whereas Pete--
he's just one sick dude.
303
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,616
I mean, you know this guy
likes to get weird.
304
00:11:29,618 --> 00:11:31,452
I'm just gonna say this
one more time.
305
00:11:31,454 --> 00:11:33,387
Pete and I
haven't done anything.
306
00:11:33,389 --> 00:11:34,972
- It's true.
- Yeah, right.
307
00:11:34,974 --> 00:11:37,624
With slammin' bods like that,
they ain't playing checkers.
308
00:11:37,626 --> 00:11:38,976
People, it's 2013.
309
00:11:38,978 --> 00:11:41,395
Erin is a strong,
independent woman.
310
00:11:41,397 --> 00:11:44,515
Who says she has to end up
with any man?
311
00:11:46,301 --> 00:11:49,470
Okay, can everyone
please stop speaking for me?
312
00:11:49,472 --> 00:11:52,306
Andy is my boyfriend.
Pete and I are just friends.
313
00:11:52,308 --> 00:11:53,908
And that's the end of it.
Right, Pete?
314
00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:55,309
That is correct.
315
00:11:55,311 --> 00:11:58,412
Come on, guys,
where is this even coming from?
316
00:11:58,414 --> 00:12:00,031
Your feelings for Erin?
317
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:02,116
Probably your heart...
318
00:12:02,118 --> 00:12:03,951
and a little bit your penis.
319
00:12:03,953 --> 00:12:05,920
[All groan]
320
00:12:05,922 --> 00:12:08,122
Nellie, you have to shut down
youth task force.
321
00:12:08,124 --> 00:12:09,423
I'm not sure if you need
322
00:12:09,425 --> 00:12:11,292
to start a new task force
to do that,
323
00:12:11,294 --> 00:12:12,960
but please
just do whatever it takes.
324
00:12:12,962 --> 00:12:17,598
I suppose that will--
that will be all right, yeah.
325
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,468
Most relationships
eventually die on their own,
326
00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:23,754
but sometimes they just need
a little pillow over the face.
327
00:12:23,756 --> 00:12:25,890
You're welcome, Andy.
328
00:12:25,892 --> 00:12:28,559
And you're welcome, my own ass.
329
00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:32,446
Listen, I appreciate you
taking the time with me.
330
00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:33,564
Peter, please,
331
00:12:33,566 --> 00:12:35,282
we completely understand
your concerns here.
332
00:12:35,284 --> 00:12:37,034
Let us just show you
the latest projections.
333
00:12:37,036 --> 00:12:38,202
Jim?
334
00:12:38,204 --> 00:12:39,737
Uh, Wade actually
has those on the road,
335
00:12:39,739 --> 00:12:41,555
but he's gonna be calling in
with those numbers any second.
336
00:12:41,557 --> 00:12:43,574
So just hold on one s--
[Cell phone vibrates]
337
00:12:43,576 --> 00:12:44,909
Oh, actually...
338
00:12:44,911 --> 00:12:48,996
uh, nope.
That is my wife.
339
00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:51,048
Again, he'll be calling
in any second.
340
00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:53,667
Hey, uh, give me a call back
when you get a chance.
341
00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:56,887
Cece did great, and I want
to tell you something.
342
00:12:56,889 --> 00:12:59,223
Hey, boss, you gotta jump
on a delivery.
343
00:12:59,225 --> 00:13:02,009
- I don't do that anymore.
- That's what they told me.
344
00:13:03,228 --> 00:13:05,312
[Sighs]
345
00:13:06,982 --> 00:13:08,682
All right,
let's get this over with.
346
00:13:08,684 --> 00:13:09,767
You looking for fun?
347
00:13:09,769 --> 00:13:11,435
It just found you!
348
00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:13,771
Whoo!
[Laughs]
349
00:13:13,773 --> 00:13:15,106
[Engine turning]
350
00:13:15,108 --> 00:13:17,575
Here we go!
Yeah!
351
00:13:20,181 --> 00:13:22,195
Yes, we will be delivering a
shipment of paper today.
352
00:13:22,299 --> 00:13:27,904
But I will also be delivering
you a big shipment of Fun!
353
00:13:27,906 --> 00:13:30,991
[Fun's We Are Young plays]
♪ Tonight ♪
354
00:13:30,993 --> 00:13:32,859
How far is this place?
[Turns off radio]
355
00:13:32,861 --> 00:13:35,495
Uh, not far at all,
356
00:13:35,497 --> 00:13:39,449
but I thought along the way,
we could play some sports.
357
00:13:40,868 --> 00:13:42,151
Fun.
358
00:13:42,153 --> 00:13:45,288
Hey, really nice job
in that meeting in there.
359
00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,423
Oh, thank you.
360
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:47,824
I don't know.
I sort of thought I--
361
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,676
So proud of you, hon.
362
00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:50,944
Oh, I don't know.
363
00:13:50,946 --> 00:13:52,178
Okay.
364
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,630
I'm just curious, though--
365
00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:55,015
what do you have
against Pete and Erin?
366
00:13:55,017 --> 00:13:57,267
Well, Andy wrote me a really
nice recommendation letter
367
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:58,852
for the adoption agency,
368
00:13:58,854 --> 00:14:00,937
and I-I just sort of felt
I owed him one.
369
00:14:00,939 --> 00:14:02,639
Pete's a pretty cool guy,
though,
370
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:06,526
and Andy was
a terrible lover to Erin.
371
00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:10,280
He basically ignored her
and left on a boat.
372
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,532
I didn't really think
about it like that.
373
00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:13,867
Yeah, well...
374
00:14:13,869 --> 00:14:18,705
not everybody has what we have.
375
00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:21,324
- "What we have"?
- Mm-hmm.
376
00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:24,044
I just remembered...
377
00:14:24,046 --> 00:14:26,162
I kissed that man.
378
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:31,551
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
379
00:14:31,553 --> 00:14:34,587
Yes.
Fast food.
380
00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:38,058
I'll take a burger over a gross
Philly cheesesteak any day.
381
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,642
They have fast food in Philly.
382
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:42,044
- Not like this.
- Exactly like this.
383
00:14:42,046 --> 00:14:43,680
And your milkshake.
384
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,348
- Thank you.
- It's 30 degrees out.
385
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,016
You're drinking a milkshake?
386
00:14:47,018 --> 00:14:48,651
Nope.
387
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:50,186
Fire in the hole!
388
00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:52,572
[Laughs] Oh, yeah!
389
00:14:52,574 --> 00:14:55,725
Now, that's what working
at a paper company's all about!
390
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:56,943
[Keys jingle]
Wait. What are you doing?
391
00:14:56,945 --> 00:14:58,361
No, I need the k--
we have to go.
392
00:14:58,363 --> 00:14:59,612
You just threw a milkshake
393
00:14:59,614 --> 00:15:01,081
in a restaurant
where they make minimum wage.
394
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,415
It's a YouTube thing.
395
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,066
Let's go. Let's go.
Come on, they're coming.
396
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:06,503
Anyone want to see the video
from Cece's recital?
397
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,037
Oh, I would love to,
398
00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:10,907
but I am swamped...
399
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,175
with that.
400
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:13,409
I'll watch it.
401
00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:15,762
Let's get this over with.
402
00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:17,430
All right, you don't have to.
403
00:15:17,432 --> 00:15:20,433
Let's get this over with, Pam.
404
00:15:20,435 --> 00:15:21,584
Okay.
405
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:24,587
[Applause]
406
00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,255
- Oh.
- Wait. What?
407
00:15:26,257 --> 00:15:27,357
Excuse me. Sorry.
408
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,758
I'm in a rush
to get back to work.
409
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,593
Oh, no.
410
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:33,113
I took a phone call
in the middle of taping,
411
00:15:33,115 --> 00:15:35,031
and then when I went
to turn it back on,
412
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:36,199
I must have turned it off.
413
00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,200
User error.
414
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,902
I heard it happened
to other people.
415
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:39,953
Oscar, don't rub it in.
416
00:15:39,955 --> 00:15:41,771
I'm sure Pam is already
kicking herself
417
00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:44,273
for choosing a phone call
over her child.
418
00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:46,576
Well, it was
an important phone call.
419
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:49,278
I haven't told anyone here
about the mural yet.
420
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,165
I want Jim to be
the first to know.
421
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:54,167
Whenever I tell him good news,
422
00:15:54,169 --> 00:15:57,170
he's always like, "Beesly!"
423
00:15:57,172 --> 00:15:58,755
I love that.
424
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,840
Only thing better
than getting the job--
425
00:16:00,842 --> 00:16:02,926
"Beesly!"
[Chuckles]
426
00:16:07,815 --> 00:16:10,316
- Hey.
- Hello, Peter.
427
00:16:15,639 --> 00:16:21,661
[Copier whirring]
428
00:16:22,997 --> 00:16:27,000
It barely even feels
like a prank anymore.
429
00:16:27,002 --> 00:16:28,117
You missed a spot.
430
00:16:28,119 --> 00:16:29,118
Fire in the hole!
431
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,588
Go, go, go, go!
[Tires screech]
432
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,289
Ha ha!
433
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,491
Yeah, joke's on you, buddy!
434
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:39,328
They make you come back
and clean it up!
435
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,014
I am sorry that
that was so awkward
436
00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:42,432
for you two in that meeting.
437
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:46,135
But I am going to have to
reassemble the youth task force.
438
00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:48,605
Oh, no, I really don't think
that's a good idea.
439
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:51,441
Well, that is not your call.
I made the decision.
440
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,476
You have no choice
in the matter,
441
00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:56,563
and everybody knows it.
442
00:16:56,565 --> 00:16:58,815
Well, okay, then.
443
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,149
I guess we don't have a choice.
444
00:17:00,151 --> 00:17:01,284
Nope.
445
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:05,071
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
446
00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:17,533
Lady...
447
00:17:20,971 --> 00:17:24,040
you never stop surprising me.
448
00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:28,678
[Sighs]
449
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,813
[Clears throat]
450
00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:33,733
What?
What was that?
451
00:17:33,735 --> 00:17:36,853
Did I just hear you
laughing with glee?
452
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:37,937
No.
453
00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:40,389
I was clearing my throat.
454
00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:42,558
[Sighs]
455
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,578
- Good night.
- Night.
456
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,698
- Night.
- Night, Creed.
457
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:56,956
[Cell phone rings]
458
00:17:56,958 --> 00:18:00,076
- Hey.
- Hey.
459
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,410
So how's it going?
460
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:03,680
We lost Bridgeport Capital.
461
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,214
I have no idea what happened.
462
00:18:05,216 --> 00:18:07,383
It's like everything I did,
he just wouldn't go for it.
463
00:18:07,385 --> 00:18:08,885
I'm so sorry.
464
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:11,054
I have no idea where we're
gonna come up with this money,
465
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,823
and we have to work insanely
hard over the next few weeks.
466
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:15,525
Oh.
I'm sorry.
467
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,860
I feel like you've already
been working insanely hard.
468
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:21,430
Can you figure out how
to upload Cece's dance recital?
469
00:18:21,432 --> 00:18:25,068
I definitely could use
a pick-me-up.
470
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,320
Um, actually, funny story--
I didn't get it.
471
00:18:27,322 --> 00:18:28,821
I shouldn't have been so cocky
472
00:18:28,823 --> 00:18:30,490
about my rectangle-holding
skills after all.
473
00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:32,659
You're not serious, are you?
474
00:18:32,661 --> 00:18:35,411
You didn't get
any of the recital?
475
00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:37,497
No, I got
the teacher introducing them
476
00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:39,132
and then
the applause afterwards.
477
00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:40,550
But not so much
of the middle part.
478
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,118
Come on, Pam.
479
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,504
Pam, I asked you
if you could use the phone,
480
00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:46,172
and you swore
that you knew how.
481
00:18:46,174 --> 00:18:47,840
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.
482
00:18:47,842 --> 00:18:50,459
I'm sure we can get a copy.
A lot of people were taping it.
483
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:52,011
Oh, great.
484
00:18:52,013 --> 00:18:54,097
So we'll see somebody else's kid
with Cece in the background?
485
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:57,133
I mean, it's really not
that hard to film a video.
486
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:59,152
Is there-- um...
487
00:18:59,154 --> 00:19:01,521
you want to ease up
a little bit?
488
00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:03,323
Look, Pam, I don't know
what to tell you.
489
00:19:03,325 --> 00:19:05,525
I mean, what do I do?
It's gone.
490
00:19:05,527 --> 00:19:07,360
That moment's just gone.
I missed it.
491
00:19:07,362 --> 00:19:09,696
I don't know, Jim-- maybe you
should have been there.
492
00:19:09,698 --> 00:19:11,698
You're not serious, right?
493
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,783
I mean, how is that fair?
494
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,002
I'm in Philly.
These are my days in Philly.
495
00:19:16,004 --> 00:19:17,203
You've agreed to this.
496
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:18,287
You know what?
497
00:19:18,289 --> 00:19:19,622
I don't think you want to start
498
00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:21,791
a conversation with me
about what's fair, okay?
499
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:25,044
This is way more intense
than I ever--
500
00:19:25,046 --> 00:19:26,295
Pam, I'm not explaining
this to you--
501
00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:27,680
Pam, I'm not going
over this again.
502
00:19:27,682 --> 00:19:29,766
- I don't know how else--
- Jim, we-- we need you.
503
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,384
I don't know how else
to tell you, okay?
504
00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:34,003
I'm doing everything
I can every week
505
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:35,722
- to bring home something...
- I am-- I am--
506
00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:37,357
- ...for our fam--
- I am trying to make everything
507
00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:38,608
perfect here, okay?
508
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:41,177
So that you can have
everything that you want.
509
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,779
I'm doing this just for me?
510
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,781
Is that what I'm doing?
I'm doing it just for me.
511
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:48,284
If that's what you think,
then this is a really sad night.
512
00:19:48,286 --> 00:19:50,370
But you know what?
I got to go.
513
00:19:50,372 --> 00:19:52,905
- Okay?
- Yep.
514
00:19:52,907 --> 00:19:55,208
We'll talk tomorrow?
515
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:58,327
Yep.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
516
00:19:58,329 --> 00:19:59,862
All right.
Great.
517
00:19:59,864 --> 00:20:01,547
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
518
00:20:01,549 --> 00:20:04,584
Bye.
519
00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:18,347
[Sniffles, cries]
520
00:20:18,349 --> 00:20:21,100
Hey, you okay?
521
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:25,354
What am I doing wrong, Brian?
522
00:20:25,356 --> 00:20:26,889
Nothing.
You're doing the best you can.
523
00:20:26,891 --> 00:20:28,324
Brian.
524
00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:31,227
Give her a minute.
Give her a minute.
525
00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:34,747
[Crying]
526
00:20:34,749 --> 00:20:38,367
Hey, it's just
a tough situation, all right?
527
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:40,203
It's getting tougher.
528
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:43,739
I just didn't know
that it was gonna be this hard.
529
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:46,375
Yeah.
Let's turn the cameras off.
530
00:20:46,377 --> 00:20:47,510
Seriously, guys.
531
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,912
Enough.
Enough.
532
00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:52,932
Thank you.
533
00:20:54,769 --> 00:20:56,053
Fire in the hole!
534
00:20:56,104 --> 00:20:57,604
[Screams]
535
00:20:57,638 --> 00:20:59,473
Go, go, go, go!
536
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:03,009
[Laughter]
537
00:21:03,027 --> 00:21:05,362
- I nailed that guy, dude.
- Oh, yeah.
538
00:21:05,396 --> 00:21:07,814
And replay.
539
00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:08,881
Thank you.
540
00:21:09,499 --> 00:21:10,968
Fire in the hole!
541
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,411
[Screams]
542
00:21:12,558 --> 00:21:14,086
Go, go, go, go!
543
00:21:14,286 --> 00:21:15,638
[Laughter]
544
00:21:15,726 --> 00:21:18,456
- I nailed that guy, dude.
- Oh, yeah.
545
00:21:18,457 --> 00:21:21,189
[Sighs] I'm gonna miss
the paper business.
546
00:21:21,872 --> 00:21:24,100
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