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We gotta clear out
this cabinet, people.
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A lot of these
are dead accounts.
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"Scranton Mimeograph Corp"?
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I don't think we're doing
business with them anytime soon.
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That's odd.
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A letter from Robert Dunder.
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"A valuable artifact
has come into my possession.
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I have hidden it
until such time as a person
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of strong intellect
may safely recover it.
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This golden chalice is
of immeasurable historical
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and religious significance."
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The Holy Grail.
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Did you send Dwight
on a quest for the Holy Grail?
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I think I'm a little too busy
these days to s--
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Oh, my God.
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I did send Dwight
on a quest for the Holy Grail.
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The Dunder Code!
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I completely forgot
about that prank.
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That had to be, like,
six or seven years ago.
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Stayed late every night
for a month.
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Had a lot more free time
back then.
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I don't get it.
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Aha!
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A lightbulb.
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- Lightbul--
- A lightbulb!
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Okay. Okay.
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Invisible ink.
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Whoa.
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"Higher than numbers go."
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The ceiling above accounting!
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Dwight!
Down, Dwight!
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Dwight!
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Man, I wish I was there to see
his face when he gets to the end
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and finds the... fake grail?
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No grail?
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You don't remember?
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I don't.
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An X.
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Annex.
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It must open something
in the annex.
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[Gasps]
Oh.
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Whoa.
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"Sedes introiti."
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Seat of entrance.
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[Shouts]
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[Gasps]
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- What?
- What?
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That's a flush.
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[All murmuring]
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All:
The warehouse.
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There's nothing down here.
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Oh, I expected more
from young Halpert.
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Let's just forget it.
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Forget it.
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[Cheerful music]
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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So how are we getting on
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with our grand
social media initiative?
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Well, we created a fake
profile for a really cool guy
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- named Derek McBlack.
- Wow.
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- It's just Pete in sunglasses.
- Oh.
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And then we had him
"like" Dunder Mifflin.
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Then we created a bunch
of fake friends for Derek,
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and we had all of them
"like" Derek's "likes."
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So far, we're only popular
with imaginary people,
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but we think this is
the start of something big.
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You two are geniuses.
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And I am a genius
putting you two together.
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All right.
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Pete and I
work well together--
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not that there's anything
special about Pete.
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It could be any guy...
or girl--
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not that I'm into girls.
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Not that I'm into Pete.
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Ugh, what was the question?
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[Indistinct chatter]
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- Hey.
- Hey, Jim.
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Peter Rowley
at Bridgeport Capital
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- requested a meeting at lunch.
- Okay.
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Can we keep it
on the early side, though?
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I got that thing
in Scranton later.
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- Oh, sure.
- No problem.
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Cece's ballet recital is today.
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I cannot wait.
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I've been working
with her on her move.
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It's called
the Cece spin and kiss.
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Do you want to see it?
It's kind of like this.
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It's pretty cute, right?
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Pfft, "Athlead"?
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Please.
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They're too lazy
to call it athletes lead?
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Jim should
just call it "stumpany,"
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for "stupid company."
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Nothing stupid
about working for yourself,
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hanging out with pro athletes,
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getting free tickets
to the games.
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That's why I'm doing it.
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You're working
for "stumpany" too?
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Yeah, just weekends for now,
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but pretty soon
I'm switching over.
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- What?
- Yep.
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Hey, Halpert,
what's the big idea?
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First you jump ship.
Now you're stealing Darryl too.
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When will it end?
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Well, take your worst fear
and multiply it by infinity.
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You won't stop
until you've poached us all.
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- Yeah. Even you.
- No.
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I'll be damned
if I'm gonna let us lose me.
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Bye, Dwight.
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- How are you? Good to see you.
- Thank you.
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Hey, Angela?
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Did you hear about the Irish-American
Cultural Center mural?
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Ooh, I haven't heard it.
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So what about the Irish-American
Cultural Center mural?
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Potato?
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Oh, no, Kevin, it's not a joke.
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Angela's husband put me up
for a-- um, just never mind.
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I have no information.
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But I'm sure as soon as
they know, they'll call you.
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Senator Lipton
helped me submit my design
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for a new mural
on a building downtown.
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Now I'm just waiting to hear
from the selection committee.
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But, you know,
let's be realistic.
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There are a ton
of great artists in Scranton
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with way more experience.
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I mean, who are they
gonna go with--
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some nobody like me
or a big name like Tracy Fleeb?
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Well, I'm heading out
to Cece's dance recital.
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Aw.
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Hey, Cece, daddy's gonna
have dinner with us tonight
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after he comes to your recital.
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- Are you excited?
- Yeah.
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Let's call him.
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[Line trilling]
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Hey.
I was just about to call you.
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Hey, hon, are you close?
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I am still in Philly, actually.
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- What?
- It's insane.
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This huge investor
got cold feet,
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so I'm stuck here
trying to keep him on board.
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Hon, I wish you would
have told me an hour ago,
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when you knew
you weren't gonna make it.
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Pam, I couldn't get out.
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I barely made it out
just to make this phone call.
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- I want daddy.
- You're gonna do great.
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And you know what?
Mommy's gonna record it.
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So we'll watch it together.
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- Do you mind doing that, Pam?
- Of course.
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Okay. Are you sure you know
how to do video on the phone?
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Yes, Jim, I think I know
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how to point a rectangle
at something.
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Okay, okay, you know,
just sometimes
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you're not the best
with the phone.
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I know how to operate
my phone, okay?
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Listen, we're getting close.
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We will talk to you later.
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Say, "bye, daddy."
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- Bye, daddy.
- Bye.
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Yep. See, you still
got to press "end," Pam.
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Press "end."
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Oh, check it out.
This is our first real "like."
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh!
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All right, Alan Olifson
from North Dakota.
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He also likes hammermill
and Georgia Pacific.
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Wow. That guy's
really into paper.
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- Yeah.
- Well done, you two.
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We did it.
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- Youth task force forever.
- Yes.
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Bup, bup, bup, bap.
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And then-- oh, wait.
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- No, you go--
- Did I-- is that you?
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You go first,
and then it's a left turn.
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No, you go-- okay.
All right, all right.
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- Okay, start over.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, God. Andy has just
started to be nice to me,
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and now I've sent his girlfriend
into the arms of a younger man.
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And I CC'd him on every incriminating memo.
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"Pete and Erin,
don't hold back.
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Our social media presence
should be hot, hot, hot.
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Go at it vigorously."
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I did everything
but unzip their pants for them.
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Oh, God, Nellie.
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Hey, everybody.
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Uh, coffee order
is going around-- on me.
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Just sign your name below.
[All murmur]
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- You're welcome.
- Wait.
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This says "Dunder Mifflin
Loyalty Pledge"?
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This-- uh, what?
Double mocha latte, please?
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You got it.
Just sign your name below.
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- Whatever you want.
- "Loyalty Pledge"?
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Come on, Dwight,
stop overreacting.
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I'm getting
all my work done here.
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No customers have complained.
Nobody even knows.
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
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Bust out your complaint files.
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I need everything
you got on Darryl
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since he started working
for Jim in the last few weeks.
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Break it down by keyword, okay?
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"Infuriating, irresponsible"...
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They got us set up
with Windows 95,
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so you're
kind of dreaming here.
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Okay, I'm gonna need you
to print it out.
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[Printer beeping]
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[Printer whirring loudly]
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Customer loyalty, what is it?
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Can you hold it in your hand?
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Can you nudge it
with your finger?
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Can you dump it on a woman?
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No.
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Why?
Because it's an idea.
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But what does it mean?
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Ooh, it's when you
get a free sandwich
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after you've already eaten
ten sandwiches.
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Not even close.
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Mr. Romanko has been
a client for 20 years.
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He came in today in a rage.
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Why?
Because of Darryl.
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Because Darryl was focusing
on outside projects
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and needs to remember
his first priority--
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the client.
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I wouldn't say a rage.
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Mr. Romanko, we were a day
late on one of your deliveries,
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but two of our trucks
were down for repairs.
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It's very unlikely
it would happen again.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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No, you're not going
anywhere, okay?
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You are angry, and we are gonna
hear you out, all right?
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Because business
is about relationships,
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and the key to relationships
is what, Darryl?
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L--
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- Loyalty.
- Loyalty.
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- Loyalty is exactly right.
- Thank you.
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Yes.
I mean, it is everything.
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Let's all ask ourselves,
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have we been faithful
in our relationships?
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That's none
of your damn business.
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Darryl is "dating"
Dunder Mifflin.
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Darryl is dating Val...
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still.
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But he's flirting
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with Jim's company on the side.
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And we all know
what flirting can lead to.
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I'm sorry.
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- Do I still need to be here?
- Yes.
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I'm still having
a bit of trouble
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understanding
the importance of loyalty.
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So let's--
let's use an example.
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Take Erin.
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Erin's boyfriend, Andy,
is away across the ocean.
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- Yeah.
- So is it all right
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for her to flirt
with Creed, for example?
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Let's try it out.
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No, let's-- let's--
let's not say Creed.
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Let's say Mr. X.
255
00:09:44,962 --> 00:09:46,364
Well, I think
it would be immoral
256
00:09:46,395 --> 00:09:47,797
for Erin to cheat on Andy.
257
00:09:47,822 --> 00:09:49,966
Oh, I'm sorry.
Didn't you cheat on Andy?
258
00:09:49,997 --> 00:09:52,214
Yes.
And he didn't like it.
259
00:09:52,235 --> 00:09:55,069
Does Mr. X know
that Erin has a boyfriend,
260
00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:58,202
or did Erin keep that
from Mr. X?
261
00:09:58,246 --> 00:10:00,938
Okay,
this is really hard to follow.
262
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,285
Can we just say Pete
263
00:10:02,323 --> 00:10:04,633
because that's the guy
that Erin's flirting with?
264
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,917
[Clears throat]
265
00:10:09,561 --> 00:10:14,695
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Little Ladybug Ballerinas.
266
00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:18,443
[Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
plays]
267
00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:20,083
♪
268
00:10:20,139 --> 00:10:22,039
All:
One, two, three.
269
00:10:22,253 --> 00:10:24,187
[Cell phone ringing]
270
00:10:24,221 --> 00:10:25,303
Really?
271
00:10:25,387 --> 00:10:26,987
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
272
00:10:27,070 --> 00:10:29,001
Ballerinas:
One, two, three.
273
00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:30,627
[Whispering]
Hello?
274
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,315
Yes, this is Pam Halpert.
275
00:10:32,392 --> 00:10:33,841
I got the mural?
Oh, my God!
276
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,383
All:
Shh!
277
00:10:35,411 --> 00:10:37,611
[Whispering]
Um, I'm sorry. I have to go.
278
00:10:37,642 --> 00:10:39,276
My daughter's a ladybug.
279
00:10:39,449 --> 00:10:40,949
I know that doesn't make
any sense.
280
00:10:40,968 --> 00:10:42,885
Um, thank you, thank you.
281
00:10:42,947 --> 00:10:44,179
You're very rude.
282
00:10:44,204 --> 00:10:45,987
- Yes, very rude.
- Shh!
283
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,238
Kids are dancing.
284
00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:53,764
Thank you so much for coming.
285
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:56,653
Darryl and I will be here
to serve you for years
286
00:10:56,680 --> 00:11:00,398
and years and years and years.
287
00:11:00,432 --> 00:11:01,496
[Chuckles]
288
00:11:01,526 --> 00:11:03,174
So should we go call Jim
289
00:11:03,187 --> 00:11:05,054
and go tell him
to go screw himself?
290
00:11:05,106 --> 00:11:06,522
Dwight, look,
291
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,908
I'm sorry you're having
a hard time with this, okay?
292
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,954
Athlead is my future.
293
00:11:11,201 --> 00:11:12,852
No disrespect
to Dunder Mifflin,
294
00:11:12,877 --> 00:11:15,263
but if I can have fun at work,
I want that.
295
00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:17,785
It can't be more fun than selling
paper and paper products.
296
00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:18,683
It can.
297
00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:21,575
Are you pretending
to be crazy, huh?
298
00:11:22,024 --> 00:11:24,097
Well, Andy's cute,
but he's too vanilla,
299
00:11:24,122 --> 00:11:26,252
whereas Pete--
he's just one sick dude.
300
00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:28,780
I mean, you know this guy
likes to get weird.
301
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,445
I'm just gonna say this
one more time.
302
00:11:30,468 --> 00:11:32,120
Pete and I
haven't done anything.
303
00:11:32,145 --> 00:11:33,581
- It's true.
- Yeah, right.
304
00:11:33,606 --> 00:11:36,453
With slammin' bods like that,
they ain't playing checkers.
305
00:11:36,508 --> 00:11:37,978
People, it's 2013.
306
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,415
Erin is a strong,
independent woman.
307
00:11:40,486 --> 00:11:43,604
Who says she has to end up
with any man?
308
00:11:45,228 --> 00:11:48,397
Okay, can everyone
please stop speaking for me?
309
00:11:48,461 --> 00:11:51,295
Andy is my boyfriend.
Pete and I are just friends.
310
00:11:51,373 --> 00:11:52,973
And that's the end of it.
Right, Pete?
311
00:11:52,987 --> 00:11:54,239
That is correct.
312
00:11:54,301 --> 00:11:57,402
Come on, guys,
where is this even coming from?
313
00:11:57,479 --> 00:11:59,096
Your feelings for Erin?
314
00:11:59,191 --> 00:12:01,014
Probably your heart...
315
00:12:01,183 --> 00:12:02,773
and a little bit your penis.
316
00:12:02,804 --> 00:12:04,424
[All groan]
317
00:12:04,449 --> 00:12:07,060
Nellie, you have to shut down
youth task force.
318
00:12:07,095 --> 00:12:08,389
I'm not sure if you need
319
00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,287
to start a new task force
to do that,
320
00:12:10,309 --> 00:12:11,975
but please
just do whatever it takes.
321
00:12:12,696 --> 00:12:16,318
I suppose that will--
that will be all right, yeah.
322
00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:19,382
Most relationships
eventually die on their own,
323
00:12:19,535 --> 00:12:22,819
but sometimes they just need
a little pillow over the face.
324
00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:24,746
You're welcome, Andy.
325
00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:27,543
And you're welcome, my own ass.
326
00:12:27,595 --> 00:12:31,480
Listen, I appreciate you
taking the time with me.
327
00:12:31,513 --> 00:12:32,281
Peter, please,
328
00:12:32,325 --> 00:12:34,142
we completely understand
your concerns here.
329
00:12:34,173 --> 00:12:35,923
Let us just show you
the latest projections.
330
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:36,675
Jim?
331
00:12:36,693 --> 00:12:38,422
Uh, Wade actually
has those on the road,
332
00:12:38,447 --> 00:12:40,353
but he's gonna be calling in
with those numbers any second.
333
00:12:40,372 --> 00:12:42,547
So just hold on one s--
[Cell phone vibrates]
334
00:12:42,571 --> 00:12:43,904
Oh, actually...
335
00:12:44,462 --> 00:12:47,751
uh, nope.
That is my wife.
336
00:12:48,038 --> 00:12:50,088
Again, he'll be calling
in any second.
337
00:12:50,115 --> 00:12:52,732
Hey, uh, give me a call back
when you get a chance.
338
00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:56,008
Cece did great, and I want
to tell you something.
339
00:12:56,141 --> 00:12:58,475
Hey, boss, you gotta jump
on a delivery.
340
00:12:58,589 --> 00:13:01,373
- I don't do that anymore.
- That's what they told me.
341
00:13:02,293 --> 00:13:04,377
[Sighs]
342
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:07,450
All right,
let's get this over with.
343
00:13:07,598 --> 00:13:09,034
You looking for fun?
344
00:13:09,072 --> 00:13:10,461
It just found you!
345
00:13:10,502 --> 00:13:12,836
Whoo!
[Laughs]
346
00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:13,951
[Engine turning]
347
00:13:13,985 --> 00:13:16,674
Here we go!
Yeah!
348
00:13:17,921 --> 00:13:21,103
Yes, we will be delivering a
shipment of paper today.
349
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:26,534
But I will also be delivering
you a big shipment of Fun!
350
00:13:26,553 --> 00:13:29,638
[Fun's We Are Young plays]
♪ Tonight ♪
351
00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:31,531
How far is this place?
[Turns off radio]
352
00:13:32,282 --> 00:13:34,045
Uh, not far at all,
353
00:13:34,056 --> 00:13:38,008
but I thought along the way,
we could play some sports.
354
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,035
Fun.
355
00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:44,056
Hey, really nice job
in that meeting in there.
356
00:13:44,112 --> 00:13:45,071
Oh, thank you.
357
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,489
I don't know.
I sort of thought I--
358
00:13:46,504 --> 00:13:48,171
So proud of you, hon.
359
00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:49,302
Oh, I don't know.
360
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,562
Okay.
361
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:52,339
I'm just curious, though--
362
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,652
what do you have
against Pete and Erin?
363
00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:56,226
Well, Andy wrote me a really
nice recommendation letter
364
00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:57,491
for the adoption agency,
365
00:13:57,519 --> 00:13:59,602
and I-I just sort of felt
I owed him one.
366
00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:01,379
Pete's a pretty cool guy,
though,
367
00:14:01,412 --> 00:14:05,297
and Andy was
a terrible lover to Erin.
368
00:14:05,531 --> 00:14:08,862
He basically ignored her
and left on a boat.
369
00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:10,373
I didn't really think
about it like that.
370
00:14:10,411 --> 00:14:12,013
Yeah, well...
371
00:14:12,147 --> 00:14:16,790
not everybody has what we have.
372
00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:20,033
- "What we have"?
- Mm-hmm.
373
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,390
I just remembered...
374
00:14:22,674 --> 00:14:24,790
I kissed that man.
375
00:14:27,194 --> 00:14:29,996
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
376
00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:33,359
Yes.
Fast food.
377
00:14:33,386 --> 00:14:36,855
I'll take a burger over a gross
Philly cheesesteak any day.
378
00:14:36,888 --> 00:14:38,406
They have fast food in Philly.
379
00:14:38,428 --> 00:14:40,828
- Not like this.
- Exactly like this.
380
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,376
And your milkshake.
381
00:14:42,454 --> 00:14:44,120
- Thank you.
- It's 30 degrees out.
382
00:14:44,122 --> 00:14:45,788
You're drinking a milkshake?
383
00:14:45,808 --> 00:14:47,374
Nope.
384
00:14:47,425 --> 00:14:48,841
Fire in the hole!
385
00:14:48,872 --> 00:14:51,256
[Laughs]
Oh, yeah!
386
00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:54,046
Now, that's what working
at a paper company's all about!
387
00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:55,659
[Keys jingle]
Wait. What are you doing?
388
00:14:55,717 --> 00:14:57,133
No, I need the k--
we have to go.
389
00:14:57,135 --> 00:14:59,823
You just threw a milkshake in a restaurant
where they make minimum wage.
390
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:00,905
It's a YouTube thing.
391
00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:02,786
Let's go. Let's go.
Come on, they're coming.
392
00:15:02,821 --> 00:15:05,080
Anyone want to see the video
from Cece's recital?
393
00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:06,703
Oh, I would love to,
394
00:15:06,736 --> 00:15:09,110
but I am swamped...
395
00:15:10,193 --> 00:15:11,144
with that.
396
00:15:11,217 --> 00:15:12,449
I'll watch it.
397
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:14,232
Let's get this over with.
398
00:15:14,273 --> 00:15:15,643
All right, you don't have to.
399
00:15:15,662 --> 00:15:18,663
Let's get this over with, Pam.
400
00:15:18,801 --> 00:15:19,950
Okay.
401
00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:22,970
[Applause]
402
00:15:22,992 --> 00:15:24,861
- Oh.
- Wait. What?
403
00:15:25,004 --> 00:15:26,104
Excuse me. Sorry.
404
00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:27,530
I'm in a rush
to get back to work.
405
00:15:27,557 --> 00:15:29,390
Oh, no.
406
00:15:29,404 --> 00:15:31,872
I took a phone call
in the middle of taping,
407
00:15:31,905 --> 00:15:33,470
and then when I went
to turn it back on,
408
00:15:33,489 --> 00:15:34,655
I must have turned it off.
409
00:15:34,679 --> 00:15:35,678
User error.
410
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,417
I heard it happened
to other people.
411
00:15:37,475 --> 00:15:38,628
Oscar, don't rub it in.
412
00:15:38,657 --> 00:15:40,356
I'm sure Pam is already
kicking herself
413
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,968
for choosing a phone call
over her child.
414
00:15:43,216 --> 00:15:45,517
Well, it was
an important phone call.
415
00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:48,144
I haven't told anyone here
about the mural yet.
416
00:15:48,252 --> 00:15:50,824
I want Jim to be
the first to know.
417
00:15:50,939 --> 00:15:52,814
Whenever I tell him good news,
418
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,829
he's always like, "Beesly!"
419
00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:57,439
I love that.
420
00:15:57,529 --> 00:15:59,460
Only thing better
than getting the job--
421
00:15:59,482 --> 00:16:01,566
"Beesly!"
[Chuckles]
422
00:16:07,187 --> 00:16:09,688
- Hey.
- Hello, Peter.
423
00:16:14,411 --> 00:16:20,433
[Copier whirring]
424
00:16:22,262 --> 00:16:25,705
It barely even feels
like a prank anymore.
425
00:16:25,774 --> 00:16:26,889
You missed a spot.
426
00:16:26,891 --> 00:16:27,991
Fire in the hole!
427
00:16:28,285 --> 00:16:30,305
Go, go, go, go!
[Tires screech]
428
00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:31,956
Ha ha!
429
00:16:31,981 --> 00:16:34,073
Yeah, joke's on you, buddy!
430
00:16:34,098 --> 00:16:37,454
They make you come back
and clean it up!
431
00:16:38,058 --> 00:16:39,742
I am sorry that
that was so awkward
432
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,197
for you two in that meeting.
433
00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:44,769
But I am going to have to
reassemble the youth task force.
434
00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:46,928
Oh, no, I really don't think
that's a good idea.
435
00:16:46,953 --> 00:16:50,089
Well, that is not your call.
I made the decision.
436
00:16:50,215 --> 00:16:52,248
You have no choice
in the matter,
437
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,075
and everybody knows it.
438
00:16:55,993 --> 00:16:57,356
Well, okay, then.
439
00:16:57,393 --> 00:16:58,887
I guess we don't have a choice.
440
00:16:58,923 --> 00:16:59,844
Nope.
441
00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:02,004
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
442
00:17:14,246 --> 00:17:16,730
Lady...
443
00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:22,812
you never stop surprising me.
444
00:17:25,714 --> 00:17:27,381
[Sighs]
445
00:17:27,452 --> 00:17:29,173
[Clears throat]
446
00:17:29,361 --> 00:17:32,279
What?
What was that?
447
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:35,276
Did I just hear you
laughing with glee?
448
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,658
No.
449
00:17:36,686 --> 00:17:38,486
I was clearing my throat.
450
00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:41,216
[Sighs]
451
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,113
- Good night.
- Night.
452
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,282
- Night.
- Night, Creed.
453
00:17:51,892 --> 00:17:55,728
[Cell phone rings]
454
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,561
- Hey.
- Hey.
455
00:17:58,825 --> 00:18:00,157
So how's it going?
456
00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:02,452
We lost Bridgeport Capital.
457
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:03,891
I have no idea what happened.
458
00:18:03,927 --> 00:18:06,094
It's like everything I did,
he just wouldn't go for it.
459
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,600
I'm so sorry.
460
00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:09,702
I have no idea where we're
gonna come up with this money,
461
00:18:09,727 --> 00:18:12,494
and we have to work insanely
hard over the next few weeks.
462
00:18:12,534 --> 00:18:14,252
Oh.
I'm sorry.
463
00:18:14,271 --> 00:18:16,604
I feel like you've already
been working insanely hard.
464
00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:20,202
Can you figure out how
to upload Cece's dance recital?
465
00:18:20,222 --> 00:18:22,988
I definitely could use
a pick-me-up.
466
00:18:23,013 --> 00:18:26,038
Um, actually, funny story--
I didn't get it.
467
00:18:26,094 --> 00:18:27,363
I shouldn't have been so cocky
468
00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:29,578
about my rectangle-holding
skills after all.
469
00:18:29,639 --> 00:18:31,806
You're not serious, are you?
470
00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:34,146
You didn't get
any of the recital?
471
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,250
No, I got
the teacher introducing them
472
00:18:36,271 --> 00:18:37,904
and then
the applause afterwards.
473
00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:39,347
But not so much
of the middle part.
474
00:18:39,392 --> 00:18:40,835
Come on, Pam.
475
00:18:40,873 --> 00:18:42,993
Pam, I asked you
if you could use the phone,
476
00:18:43,012 --> 00:18:44,781
and you swore
that you knew how.
477
00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:46,474
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.
478
00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:49,205
I'm sure we can get a copy.
A lot of people were taping it.
479
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:50,086
Oh, great.
480
00:18:50,123 --> 00:18:52,833
So we'll see somebody else's kid
with Cece in the background?
481
00:18:52,864 --> 00:18:55,898
I mean, it's really not
that hard to film a video.
482
00:18:55,938 --> 00:18:57,955
Is there-- um...
483
00:18:58,863 --> 00:19:00,257
you want to ease up
a little bit?
484
00:19:00,288 --> 00:19:01,974
Look, Pam, I don't know
what to tell you.
485
00:19:01,992 --> 00:19:04,176
I mean, what do I do?
It's gone.
486
00:19:04,197 --> 00:19:06,137
That moment's just gone.
I missed it.
487
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:08,512
I don't know, Jim-- maybe you
should have been there.
488
00:19:08,545 --> 00:19:10,368
You're not serious, right?
489
00:19:10,428 --> 00:19:12,511
I mean, how is that fair?
490
00:19:12,688 --> 00:19:14,757
I'm in Philly.
These are my days in Philly.
491
00:19:14,776 --> 00:19:15,975
You've agreed to this.
492
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,039
You know what?
493
00:19:17,061 --> 00:19:18,243
I don't think you want to start
494
00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:20,577
a conversation with me
about what's fair, okay?
495
00:19:20,596 --> 00:19:23,793
This is way more intense
than I ever--
496
00:19:23,818 --> 00:19:25,024
Pam, I'm not explaining
this to you--
497
00:19:25,048 --> 00:19:26,193
Pam, I'm not going
over this again.
498
00:19:26,224 --> 00:19:28,308
- I don't know how else--
- Jim, we-- we need you.
499
00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:30,081
I don't know how else
to tell you, okay?
500
00:19:30,314 --> 00:19:32,931
I'm doing everything
I can every week
501
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:34,477
- to bring home something...
- I am-- I am--
502
00:19:34,496 --> 00:19:35,908
- ...for our fam--
- I am trying to make everything
503
00:19:35,945 --> 00:19:37,194
perfect here, okay?
504
00:19:37,232 --> 00:19:39,851
So that you can have
everything that you want.
505
00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:41,341
I'm doing this just for me?
506
00:19:41,372 --> 00:19:43,726
Is that what I'm doing?
I'm doing it just for me.
507
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:47,186
If that's what you think,
then this is a really sad night.
508
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,311
But you know what?
I got to go.
509
00:19:49,337 --> 00:19:51,630
- Okay?
- Yep.
510
00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:54,018
We'll talk tomorrow?
511
00:19:54,108 --> 00:19:57,049
Yep.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
512
00:19:57,089 --> 00:19:58,529
All right.
Great.
513
00:19:58,554 --> 00:20:00,237
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
514
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,622
Bye.
515
00:20:14,223 --> 00:20:16,922
[Sniffles, cries]
516
00:20:17,373 --> 00:20:19,565
Hey, you okay?
517
00:20:21,732 --> 00:20:23,950
What am I doing wrong, Brian?
518
00:20:23,985 --> 00:20:25,518
Nothing.
You're doing the best you can.
519
00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:26,978
Brian.
520
00:20:27,031 --> 00:20:29,932
Give her a minute.
Give her a minute.
521
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:33,513
[Crying]
522
00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:36,506
Hey, it's just
a tough situation, all right?
523
00:20:36,973 --> 00:20:38,924
It's getting tougher.
524
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:42,369
I just didn't know
that it was gonna be this hard.
525
00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:44,875
Yeah.
Let's turn the cameras off.
526
00:20:44,913 --> 00:20:46,046
Seriously, guys.
527
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,779
Enough.
Enough.
528
00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:51,812
Thank you.
529
00:20:53,674 --> 00:20:54,958
Fire in the hole!
530
00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:56,534
[Screams]
531
00:20:56,568 --> 00:20:58,403
Go, go, go, go!
532
00:20:58,437 --> 00:21:01,218
[Laughter]
533
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:04,454
- I nailed that guy, dude.
- Oh, yeah.
534
00:21:04,545 --> 00:21:06,963
And replay.
535
00:21:07,009 --> 00:21:08,042
Thank you.
536
00:21:08,716 --> 00:21:10,185
Fire in the hole!
537
00:21:10,292 --> 00:21:11,734
[Screams]
538
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,278
Go, go, go, go!
539
00:21:13,297 --> 00:21:14,187
[Laughter]
540
00:21:14,212 --> 00:21:17,080
- I nailed that guy, dude.
- Oh, yeah.
541
00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:19,942
[Sighs] I'm gonna miss
the paper business.
542
00:21:22,736 --> 00:21:26,736
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