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[Gasps]
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Previously on Californication...
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This better not be an intervention.
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You gotta get your ass to rehab.
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Why are you here? Why are you
wasting all of our time?
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Maybe you're just an asshole.
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Your friend Charlie said
you drank your own urine.
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Hank Moody.
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Is that Atticus Fetch?
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Let's make a fuckin' masterpiece.
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What do you say?
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[Retches]
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[Whimpers]
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Are you high right now?
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[Laughs]
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It was such an incredible opportunity,
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- I didn't want to miss out.
- When can you start?
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I have the job?
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What do you do in the real world?
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I traverse the globe
in the company of musicians.
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- You're a groupie.
- I prefer "muse."
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I woke up with the most gifted
guitar player, but he was dead.
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Do you want to get high?
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[Rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Look, could I stand
to lose a few pounds?
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Sure, I'm a big boy, I get it,
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but addicted to food?
That's just fuckin' gay.
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Gay, man--I mean,
no offense, but it's gay.
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I eat 'cause I like the taste.
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Look, if I didn't like the taste
of it, I wouldn't eat it.
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You know what I'm talkin' about,
sweetheart, right? Huh?
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But wasn't a trip to the emergency room
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what brought you here?
Severe chest pains?
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- Bullshit.
- Bullshit.
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That was a panic attack,
not a heart attack.
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It was a panic attack
brought on by that shrill voice
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of that fuckin' mother of mine.
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"Oh, you're too fat, Teddy.
You're gonna die.
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"You're too fuckin' fat
to do anything, Teddy.
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You're too fat
to work the snowblower."
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Fuck her. She's the reason
I'm in here, you understand?
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They took an EKG on me, all right?
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I got the heart of a teenager.
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[Laughs]
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A morbidly obese teenager.
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- [Mocking laugh]
- [Laughs] Come on.
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Don't be so sensitive.
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Faith?
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Do you know what time it is?
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It's time to get real.
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Share with us.
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Well, um,
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- as many of you know...
- [Coughs]
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the other day I woke up next to a guy
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I was pretty fucking fond of,
and he was dead.
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So tears were shed,
boos were fuckin' hoo'd,
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and it sucks to be me.
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And that led to the drugs and alcohol.
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No, not really.
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Um, been on pretty good terms
with drugs and alcohol.
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Hallelujah!
Preach on, sister.
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You know what I think, Faith?
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I think you need to go
and say good-bye to this man.
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Too late.
Funeral's happening as we speak.
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Well, then you should be there.
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That would be a pretty serious
breach of groupie etiquette.
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Yeah, well, not healing thyself,
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that's a serious breach
of human etiquette.
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Bibles of truth, Gabe.
As-salaam alaikum, my brother!
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[Laughs]
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"As-alaika mala."
[Laughs]
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- [Coughs] I'm sorry.
- [Laughs]
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You should go, Faith.
Pay your respects. Say good-bye.
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The weight, it will lift off your chest
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and you will be able to soar again.
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That's all well and good, it really is,
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but I can't just show up there
all alone. [Laughs] I c--
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I mean, the chick
who rolls up solo to a funeral
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is usually the one
who was fucking the dead guy.
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Hey, the answer is yes, sweetheart.
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I'll be your date, any time.
Here's the thing, though,
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can we stop by
an In-N-Out Burger on the way?
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I'm fucking famished.
[Laughs]
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- Hank?
- Yes, Gabe?
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I think that you should go with Faith.
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Oh, gosh.
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I would totally love to, but, uh,
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- funerals kinda bum me out.
- Yeah.
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Well, I think it would be
a good test for you
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to go out into the real world,
see if you can stay sober.
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Oh, I don't see why I would.
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Yeah. Well, I think
you should try.
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Tell me the truth, Gabe.
You just want me
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out of your hair for the day,
is that right?
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Yes.
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That shit is cold.
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I'm just sayin'.
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Ah, fuck sticks.
I guess a field trip
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does sound kinda good to me
right about now. Okay.
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Can I bring anything back
for you damaged fuckers?
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Some coke? Some heroin?
Some, uh, pink dot?
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Yeah, if you go to pink dot,
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get me some bon bons
or a double dog, or so--
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and don't tease me, pretty boy.
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I'll fuckin' lay you out, right?
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[Upbeat music]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[Moaning from the TV]
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Nothing.
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Man-on-man sex is intriguing,
yes, but not arousing.
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That's very interesting.
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[Yells]
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[Groans in frustration]
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[Sighs]
It's-it's--
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it's okay, Charlie.
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It was bound to happen
sooner or later, buddy.
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It's okay, I-I support you.
In fact, I am proud of you.
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No, Hank, no! I was just--
I was testing myself,
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'cause I'm in a pickle, Hank.
It's a big, gay pickle.
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I'm sure it is, my bald bromosexual,
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and I support you no matter
how many dudes you plow.
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I just gotta grab a suit.
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What are you doing out of rehab?
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I got a funeral.
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What?
Who died?
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A guy I was seeing.
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Faith, Charlie.
Charlie, Faith.
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Charlie is my bald, gay agent.
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Lovely to meet you, Faith.
I'm truly sorry for your loss.
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I'm not gay.
Is there anything I can do?
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No. Thank you, Charlie.
That's very sweet.
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- It's true what they say.
- Oh?
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Gay men are more sensitive.
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Gonna need the Porsche too.
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But I've got a big, gay meeting today.
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I believe funeral trumps
big, gay Hollywood meeting,
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- don't you think?
- Oh, depends whose funeral,
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- I think.
- Dead rock star.
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Oh, okay, yeah. Sorry.
Take the car.
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Thanks, Charlie.
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Now you can get back to your gay porn.
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- [Moaning]
- Oh, yeah. Oh.
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[Moaning]
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[Hard rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Is Krull around?
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Uh, that depends.
Are you on the list?
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Most definitely not,
my good sir, but, uh,
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Krull, the tour manager
should be around here somewhere.
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- He'll vouch for me.
- Um, sure, sure,
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but maybe I can vouch for you.
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Maybe we can make this whole
thing beneficial for both of us.
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I mean, I want to get it in,
you want in,
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how bad you want it?
Talk to me.
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Really, dude? At a funeral?
Have you no shame?
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What, are we gonna go
behind a tombstone?
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You believe this fuckin' guy?
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I'm not gonna suck his dick
to get you in there.
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Don't knock it till you try it.
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Blowjobs open a lot of doors.
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- Bitch.
- Okay, you know what?
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Move it along, groupie,
and take him with you.
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You watch your tongue,
you filthy mongrel.
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This is Faith.
All right?
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Have a look and grasp
the cosmic importance
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of this lovely, young lady.
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Without her there'd be no rock and roll.
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Get it?
Got it?
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Good, now, fuck off, fatty.
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[Laughs]
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Krull, come here.
Mwah.
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Thank you, you're the best.
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Anything for you, love.
Who's the civilian?
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Hank.
Krull, Hank.
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Krull.
Right on.
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- Good to meet you.
- [Chuckles]
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One dead rock star,
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now we're dating geezers
from the real world?
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Does he look like
he's from the real world?
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And do I look like I date?
He's a friend.
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Frenemy, really.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing here, love?
You're not playing nice.
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I just came to pay my respects.
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I love you, babe, I really do,
but you know what I mean?
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It's inappropriate, you bein' here.
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It's his old lady.
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Come on, Krull, I'll be in and out.
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No monkey business, I promise.
Please, don't make me beg.
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You promise.
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Scout's honor.
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All right.
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- Kruller, comin' through.
- Not you, pal.
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- Not you, pal.
- All right, no plus one.
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- Uh-uhh. Mm.
- Good night. Good night.
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Ah, hello, hello.
Mm.
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- [Laughs]
- Ah, kiss on the head. Ah.
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Gotta say, Charlie,
I don't know how I feel
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about my new agent showing up in a cab.
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Sorry, sorry.
The Porsche is in the shop.
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Don't worry, Robbie,
Charlie's gonna get a big raise.
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He'll be able to afford a second car.
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- I'm getting a raise?
- You bet, buddy.
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Partners talked about it.
You're goin' places, Dorothy.
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Charlie, I got a question for you.
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Yeah, what's that?
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How many dicks have you sucked today?
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[Laughs]
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Uh, sadly, it has been
a dick-free day thus far.
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[Clicks tongue] Charlie.
Doesn't have to be that way.
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- Have you tried Grindr?
- Mm, I don't believe I have.
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- Ooh, you'd know.
- [Chuckles]
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It's an app.
Here, give me your phone.
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It's amazing, Charlie.
It uses your GPS.
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Anywhere you are, you can
find a guy who's ready to fuck.
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Wow.
Steve Jobs. Respect.
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There you go. You're all set.
You're the "Bald Bear."
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[Laughs] Great.
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Okay, [clears throat] Robbie.
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You're clean, you're sober,
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let's get you back in the game, huh?
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Let's remind this town
how fucking good you really are.
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All right, I got three scripts here.
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Any one of 'em would be a killer move.
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This one, a remake of Cruising.
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That's an interesting idea.
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It's a fucking hot idea is what it is.
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Script gave me a raging boner.
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Me too.
[Laughter]
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Oh, there you go.
Your first dick of the day.
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Huh? What?
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Go for it.
You deserve it.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'm good, I'm good,
yeah. See,
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I just beat off this morning.
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Yeah, should carry me
right through lunch.
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Charlie, would you rather beat off
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or get your dick sucked
by a 21-year-old
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who just skipped out of crunch?
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- I see your point.
- Charlie, I insist.
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The client insists, Charlie.
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Now go get your dick sucked
by a stranger.
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Miss you, broheme.
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I got the feeling
this is the kind of shindig
247
00:11:04,602 --> 00:11:05,802
you would dig, you know?
248
00:11:05,836 --> 00:11:11,374
- [Hiccups]
- Ooh. Howdy.
249
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:15,211
Howdy yourself.
I'm the widow.
250
00:11:15,246 --> 00:11:19,416
Oh, shitness. My condolies,
and whatnot. I'm Hank.
251
00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:21,551
How do you know my husband?
252
00:11:21,585 --> 00:11:23,420
Oh, I-I didn't. I didn't,
I'm--I'm here with a friend,
253
00:11:23,454 --> 00:11:25,656
and visiting with another friend.
254
00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:27,090
You you know
what the weird thing is, Frank?
255
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,558
Uh, Hank.
256
00:11:28,593 --> 00:11:31,194
My husband's dead and I'm numb.
257
00:11:31,229 --> 00:11:33,363
- It's not so weird.
- I just want to feel something,
258
00:11:33,397 --> 00:11:34,498
- you know? Anything.
- Yeah, you know, it's--
259
00:11:34,532 --> 00:11:36,099
it's understandable.
260
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:37,500
I-I'm going through
a similar thing right now.
261
00:11:37,535 --> 00:11:40,102
- I-I-I totally understand--
- Shut up!
262
00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:43,406
You'll do.
263
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,407
- Uh, [Chuckles]
- [Laughs]
264
00:11:45,442 --> 00:11:47,910
Have you got a few minutes, Frank?
265
00:11:47,944 --> 00:11:49,578
- Well--
- 'Cause I'd really love
266
00:11:49,613 --> 00:11:51,680
to gob your knob.
267
00:11:51,714 --> 00:11:55,050
Well, anything
in your time of need. Come on.
268
00:11:55,085 --> 00:11:57,620
[Laughs]
269
00:11:57,654 --> 00:11:58,621
Mm.
270
00:12:00,657 --> 00:12:04,160
[Zipper zips]
Look at this. 'Ello.
271
00:12:05,595 --> 00:12:07,029
Brilliant.
272
00:12:07,063 --> 00:12:08,197
Hey.
273
00:12:08,231 --> 00:12:11,734
Oh, hey, uh, could you, uh,
274
00:12:11,768 --> 00:12:13,602
could you--could you give us
a few minutes here?
275
00:12:13,636 --> 00:12:14,870
[Laughs] Oh, what the fuck, dude?
276
00:12:14,904 --> 00:12:16,371
Can you give me a few minutes?
277
00:12:16,406 --> 00:12:17,886
All right, it's your field trip too.
278
00:12:17,907 --> 00:12:19,107
Come here. Come on--
come here, come here.
279
00:12:19,142 --> 00:12:20,542
- [Straining] Oh.
- What? Oh.
280
00:12:20,576 --> 00:12:22,110
It was--it was very nice
to meet you...
281
00:12:22,145 --> 00:12:23,545
So nice to meet you.
Brilliant.
282
00:12:23,579 --> 00:12:25,313
And I'm so sorry for your loss.
283
00:12:25,348 --> 00:12:26,981
Not as sorry as I am, my love.
284
00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:30,519
Mm, apparently,
he is not as sorry as I am.
285
00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:35,924
You.
286
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:36,992
Me?
287
00:12:37,026 --> 00:12:39,828
You look familiar.
288
00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,062
I don't believe we've met.
289
00:12:41,097 --> 00:12:43,799
No, I don't believe we have.
290
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:46,334
You were on the road with him,
weren't you?
291
00:12:46,369 --> 00:12:48,670
Oh, you mean Big Dave in lighting?
292
00:12:48,704 --> 00:12:51,073
Yeah, well, you know, Bingo Starr.
293
00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:53,074
Oh, gimme a break.
294
00:12:53,109 --> 00:12:54,809
You're way too hot for the lighting guy.
295
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,077
Well, thank you.
296
00:12:56,112 --> 00:12:57,912
No, I re-- I remember you.
297
00:12:57,947 --> 00:13:01,649
I remember, the record company
threw some kind of a party.
298
00:13:01,684 --> 00:13:05,420
Was it Greenville?
Maybe, I don't remember,
299
00:13:05,454 --> 00:13:07,822
but you were sort of hangin' around.
300
00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:10,258
There was entirely
way too much eye contact
301
00:13:10,292 --> 00:13:12,493
- between the two of you. Huh?
- Listen, lady,
302
00:13:12,528 --> 00:13:14,262
I-I really don't know
what you're talking about.
303
00:13:14,296 --> 00:13:19,534
He was never gonna leave me,
you know. Ever.
304
00:13:19,568 --> 00:13:21,803
Well, wasn't gonna
write a song about you, either.
305
00:13:21,838 --> 00:13:26,374
Oh, is that what he told you?
That he wrote a song about you?
306
00:13:26,409 --> 00:13:29,110
Ha! How cute!
307
00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:31,780
What was that ballad from
the jazz record, Frank? Help me.
308
00:13:31,814 --> 00:13:33,549
I--I never listen to a--
309
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,517
What was it?
Um, Faith?
310
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:39,855
[Chuckles] I bet you think that
song's about you, don't you?
311
00:13:39,889 --> 00:13:42,057
- Guess I'm just that vain.
- Huh.
312
00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:44,326
Faith.
313
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,294
- Oh, boy.
- Hey,
314
00:13:46,329 --> 00:13:49,631
listen, [laughs] it's all
just rock and roll, right?
315
00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:54,069
You think I give a fuck
about all his road whores?
316
00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:56,171
I'm the one he came home to.
317
00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:57,339
Thought they had an understanding.
318
00:13:57,373 --> 00:13:59,341
- [Hisses]
- Sorry, I just--
319
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,510
I may not be a nun, but I'm no whore.
320
00:14:01,544 --> 00:14:04,880
Ha! Keep telling yourself
that, sweetie.
321
00:14:04,914 --> 00:14:09,585
And by the way,
our bulldog's named Faith.
322
00:14:10,854 --> 00:14:13,056
Ooh.
323
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:15,659
You know, all things considered,
that could've gone a lot worse.
324
00:14:15,693 --> 00:14:17,495
Fuck!
325
00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:19,897
God, you know, the last thing
I wanted to do was upset her,
326
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:21,766
- and...
- Mm-hmm, I know.
327
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,502
I mean, just seeing him
all laid out like that,
328
00:14:24,536 --> 00:14:27,505
- it's just too much, you know?
- Mm.
329
00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:29,440
He even had on his necklace.
330
00:14:29,475 --> 00:14:32,844
His cross.
331
00:14:32,878 --> 00:14:37,215
It was my favorite, and he knew it.
332
00:14:37,249 --> 00:14:39,284
He gave it to me
the night before he died.
333
00:14:39,318 --> 00:14:40,952
I got rushed out of there,
I didn't even think
334
00:14:40,987 --> 00:14:42,921
to take it with me,
and now it's gone forever.
335
00:14:42,955 --> 00:14:45,590
That's--that's the problem
with this open casket shit.
336
00:14:45,624 --> 00:14:47,792
In what universe is seeing
a dead person a good thing?
337
00:14:47,826 --> 00:14:50,194
Shit's fucked up.
[Laughter]
338
00:14:50,229 --> 00:14:51,763
[Sniffles]
[Geese honking]
339
00:14:51,797 --> 00:14:53,198
Come on, let's just get out of here.
340
00:14:53,232 --> 00:14:54,866
[Geese honking]
Oh, back to rehab, really?
341
00:14:54,900 --> 00:15:00,304
No, I need a drink, maybe ten.
Then back to rehab.
342
00:15:00,339 --> 00:15:02,172
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
343
00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:07,978
- What are you doing?
- Something idiotic, I'm sure.
344
00:15:08,012 --> 00:15:10,714
If I'm not back in ten minutes,
blow someone to find me.
345
00:15:10,748 --> 00:15:13,717
[Techno music]
346
00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:17,453
♪ ♪
347
00:15:17,488 --> 00:15:20,457
[Chuckles] Right on, bald bear.
348
00:15:20,491 --> 00:15:21,925
[Chuckles] Let's do this.
349
00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:23,259
Ho, ho, ho, hold on a second.
350
00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:24,594
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
351
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,729
I have a confession to make.
352
00:15:26,763 --> 00:15:29,265
I'm not really a homosexual man.
353
00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:31,601
[Laughs]
354
00:15:31,635 --> 00:15:34,570
So you wanna play this straight?
That's your game?
355
00:15:34,605 --> 00:15:36,839
Whatever, dude,
I just wanna get my dick sucked.
356
00:15:36,874 --> 00:15:40,911
As you should. I totally
understand, and you're entitled.
357
00:15:40,945 --> 00:15:46,417
I'm pro-gay. I'm pro-sexuality
in any form--any form,
358
00:15:46,452 --> 00:15:48,986
and I really respect and admire
359
00:15:49,021 --> 00:15:50,588
the way you guys are using technology
360
00:15:50,622 --> 00:15:52,256
to get your rocks off
in the middle of the day,
361
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:56,194
but me, myself, I'm not gay.
362
00:15:56,228 --> 00:15:58,496
[Laughing] I just--
I got myself in the middle
363
00:15:58,531 --> 00:16:01,433
of a huge misunderstanding.
Hu-u-uge.
364
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,768
- [Laughs] "Misunderstanding."
- Don't--no, no, no.
365
00:16:03,803 --> 00:16:07,372
Don't do that.
Yes, I sort of
366
00:16:07,406 --> 00:16:10,976
led a prospective client
to believe I was gay,
367
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:13,845
'cause that's what
he was looking for in an agent.
368
00:16:13,879 --> 00:16:15,547
He wanted
a "gaygent."
369
00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:19,618
So you're pretending to be gay
for career advancement?
370
00:16:19,652 --> 00:16:21,453
That's really offensive, dude.
371
00:16:21,488 --> 00:16:23,122
Robbie Mac is a brave man.
372
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,790
He's one of the first
fully-out movie stars.
373
00:16:24,824 --> 00:16:29,528
I know. He's incredible.
A real trailblazer.
374
00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:30,863
What if I marched out there
375
00:16:30,897 --> 00:16:33,899
and told him what you just told me?
376
00:16:36,002 --> 00:16:37,970
What if I paid you not to?
377
00:16:45,612 --> 00:16:47,379
Forgive me, father, for I am about to
378
00:16:47,414 --> 00:16:50,816
purloin some shit off a dead man.
379
00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:54,086
[Sobs]
380
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,056
[Grunts, sobs]
381
00:16:57,090 --> 00:17:00,693
[Sobbing]
382
00:17:00,727 --> 00:17:01,994
[Grunts]
383
00:17:02,028 --> 00:17:04,596
[Sobs]
384
00:17:04,631 --> 00:17:06,271
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
385
00:17:06,299 --> 00:17:11,036
Uh, I'm just paying respects
to a fallen hero.
386
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,337
You kissed him.
387
00:17:12,371 --> 00:17:15,674
Yeah, I-I was overcome
with emotion.
388
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:18,510
He was my best friend.
A childhood mate.
389
00:17:18,544 --> 00:17:20,545
If anyone's gonna plant lips
on him, it should be me,
390
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:22,213
or his wife.
391
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,682
Yeah, you--you're right,
it was a miscalculation.
392
00:17:24,717 --> 00:17:26,851
Wait a second.
393
00:17:26,885 --> 00:17:29,720
You're that cheeky fucker who
threw up all over my baby grand
394
00:17:29,755 --> 00:17:31,622
and ruined my cocaine.
The--the writer.
395
00:17:31,657 --> 00:17:33,090
- Hey, nice--
- Who's not a fan of mine.
396
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,358
Well.
397
00:17:34,393 --> 00:17:35,359
What the fuck are you doing here?
398
00:17:35,394 --> 00:17:36,894
I--I'm a big fan.
399
00:17:36,928 --> 00:17:38,595
- Big fan of--
- Oh, so you're a fan of his,
400
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:39,763
- but not of mine?
- He's a brilliant
401
00:17:39,798 --> 00:17:41,398
fucking guitar player.
402
00:17:41,432 --> 00:17:43,400
Oh, and I'm not brilliant
in my own regard?
403
00:17:43,434 --> 00:17:45,902
Do you have any idea how hard
it is to be a front man?
404
00:17:45,936 --> 00:17:47,470
The--the pressure
that's on me
405
00:17:47,505 --> 00:17:50,874
to entertain millions
of working-class citizens
406
00:17:50,908 --> 00:17:54,211
and constantly reinvent myself
and maintain my beautiful--
407
00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:56,380
- Everything okay?
- Yeah, it's peachy.
408
00:17:56,414 --> 00:17:58,715
- It's peachy.
- This arrogant fucking wanker
409
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,083
is trying to bugger our dead friend.
410
00:18:00,118 --> 00:18:01,785
Well, maybe we should bugger him.
411
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,086
No, I don't think anybody
should bugger anybody.
412
00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:04,288
- Yeah.
- Come on, now. Come on, boys,
413
00:18:04,322 --> 00:18:05,656
boys, this is really my fault.
414
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:07,090
He was just trying
to get my necklace back.
415
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:09,326
You--you're stealing from a dead man?
416
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,660
- No--
- Technically, yes--
417
00:18:10,695 --> 00:18:12,896
Tony gave it to me, okay?
418
00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:14,464
It's the only thing he ever gave me.
419
00:18:14,499 --> 00:18:16,833
Faith, you need to hit the road, love.
420
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:20,237
Wait a second.
This is Faith?
421
00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:21,639
Yes.
422
00:18:21,673 --> 00:18:24,008
It is a pleasure to meet you,
sweetheart.
423
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,409
Tony talked about you all the time.
424
00:18:25,444 --> 00:18:26,844
Oh!
425
00:18:26,879 --> 00:18:29,313
He said you had an uncanny ability
426
00:18:29,348 --> 00:18:30,948
- to suck killer riffs out of him.
- Ah!
427
00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:35,019
What the fuck is this
skanky skank still doing here?
428
00:18:35,053 --> 00:18:36,287
- I was just leaving.
- All right, yeah.
429
00:18:36,321 --> 00:18:37,956
Good!
No, he can stay.
430
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:39,430
- Oh, ladies, ladies--
- He can stay.
431
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:40,792
It's big enough for the both of you.
432
00:18:40,826 --> 00:18:42,093
I think she should probably stay too.
433
00:18:42,127 --> 00:18:44,529
Uh, if she insists on staying,
434
00:18:44,564 --> 00:18:47,599
then I insist on kicking her
in the fucking cunt!
435
00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:49,101
[Overlapping chatter]
436
00:18:49,135 --> 00:18:50,302
- Oh, the fucking cunt!
- That's enough.
437
00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:51,503
[Whimpers]
438
00:18:51,538 --> 00:18:52,638
[Crowd gasps]
I'll kill you!
439
00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:54,106
I'll kill you!
440
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:56,142
[Struggling]
441
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,276
Oh.
[Crowd ohs]
442
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,378
[Screams]
Oh, no! My hair!
443
00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:02,115
Stop it!
Stop it! No!
444
00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:03,784
- Come on, it's time.
- No!
445
00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:04,785
It's time.
446
00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:05,786
[Organ fanfare]
447
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:08,622
Hello, Los Angeles!
448
00:19:08,656 --> 00:19:11,458
If you're seeing me
in this badass holographic form,
449
00:19:11,493 --> 00:19:12,626
that means I must be dead,
450
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:14,361
which totally sucks for me,
451
00:19:14,396 --> 00:19:16,130
but I don't want any of you good people
452
00:19:16,164 --> 00:19:19,300
feeling sorry for me.
I've had a great fucking life.
453
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:20,902
I want to thank you all
454
00:19:20,936 --> 00:19:24,138
for coming out
to celebrate my untimely demise.
455
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:26,307
I leave you with this...
456
00:19:26,341 --> 00:19:30,011
[Rock chord]
457
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,346
[Cheers and applause]
458
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:35,350
[Guitar soloing]
[Cheers and applause]
459
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:43,358
♪ ♪
460
00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:49,364
[Cheers and applause]
461
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,833
- Come here, baby.
- [Sobs]
462
00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:54,735
Come here.
[Kisses]
463
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:56,537
I'm sorry I was such a bitch.
464
00:19:56,572 --> 00:20:00,174
No, God, I'm so sorry
I fucked your husband.
465
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,709
[Sniffs] Hey.
466
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,347
It's rock and roll, right?
467
00:20:07,382 --> 00:20:09,116
Yeah, yeah.
[Sobs]
468
00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:10,918
Oh.
469
00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:12,853
It's not the dope talking,
470
00:20:12,887 --> 00:20:14,521
but I still really dig
your writing, man.
471
00:20:14,556 --> 00:20:16,757
Thank you.
472
00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:19,426
Yeah, thanks.
473
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:21,862
You really gotta check out
some of my earlier stuff.
474
00:20:21,896 --> 00:20:24,131
There's some good shit on there.
475
00:20:24,165 --> 00:20:26,633
Before everything
got so fucking polished.
476
00:20:28,903 --> 00:20:30,904
Fucking pro tools.
477
00:20:35,977 --> 00:20:37,444
[Piano chord]
478
00:20:37,478 --> 00:20:41,281
That dead man there was my best friend.
479
00:20:41,315 --> 00:20:42,916
We met when we were five years old.
480
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,618
[Piano chords]
481
00:20:44,653 --> 00:20:47,321
We used to go around to
his mum and dad's after school
482
00:20:47,355 --> 00:20:51,726
and wear out their copy
of Exile On Main Street.
483
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,929
One day he showed me his penis.
484
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:58,099
It was alarmingly big
for a five-year-old.
485
00:20:58,134 --> 00:20:59,934
[Piano chords]
486
00:20:59,969 --> 00:21:01,236
He told me when he grew up
487
00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:04,306
he wanted to be a rock and roll star,
488
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,675
and bugger me if he didn't
grow up and do just that.
489
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:08,510
[Piano chords]
490
00:21:08,544 --> 00:21:10,912
So before we put that fucker
in the ground,
491
00:21:10,947 --> 00:21:13,749
I'd like to play you
one of his favorite songs.
492
00:21:13,783 --> 00:21:15,684
After that, you're all invited
back to my place.
493
00:21:15,718 --> 00:21:20,289
We'll consume narcotics,
and listen to Exile, and...
494
00:21:22,224 --> 00:21:25,995
get our penises out
in honor of our fallen comrade.
495
00:21:26,029 --> 00:21:27,530
[The Rolling Stones' Shine A Light]
496
00:21:27,564 --> 00:21:32,269
♪ Saw you stretched out in Room 1009 ♪
497
00:21:32,303 --> 00:21:37,942
♪ with a smile on your face
and a tear right in your eye ♪
498
00:21:37,976 --> 00:21:44,948
♪ whoa-oh-oh, couldn't seem
to get a line on you ♪
499
00:21:44,983 --> 00:21:49,120
♪ my sweet honey love ♪
500
00:21:49,154 --> 00:21:51,355
♪ ♪
501
00:21:51,389 --> 00:21:55,325
♪ may the good lord
shine a light on you ♪
502
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,627
[Clapping along]
503
00:21:57,662 --> 00:21:59,730
♪ Make every song
you sing... ♪
504
00:21:59,764 --> 00:22:00,731
[Fades into recorded
Rolling Stones version]
505
00:22:00,765 --> 00:22:03,133
♪ Your favorite tune ♪
506
00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:07,872
♪ may the good lord
shine a light on you ♪
507
00:22:07,906 --> 00:22:10,007
You don't seem
nearly as fucked-up
508
00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,742
as everybody else here.
509
00:22:11,776 --> 00:22:15,145
I was tempted to partake,
but it seems like
510
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:18,182
the kind of night where you need
to feel everything.
511
00:22:18,216 --> 00:22:21,319
Even if it hurts so bad you want
to tear your fucking skin off.
512
00:22:21,353 --> 00:22:24,055
Mm.
I hear that, pretty lady.
513
00:22:24,089 --> 00:22:26,757
Oh, shit, I almost forgot.
514
00:22:29,194 --> 00:22:32,029
[Hums]
515
00:22:32,063 --> 00:22:33,063
[Sighs]
516
00:22:38,303 --> 00:22:40,271
This means so much.
517
00:22:40,305 --> 00:22:42,040
Thank you.
518
00:22:43,709 --> 00:22:44,776
Thank you.
519
00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:47,378
So what now?
Back to rehab?
520
00:22:47,413 --> 00:22:49,680
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
521
00:22:49,715 --> 00:22:51,449
Just to pick up my stuff.
522
00:22:51,483 --> 00:22:55,185
I think it's time to come back to life.
523
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:57,454
- Mm.
- Road beckons.
524
00:22:57,489 --> 00:23:01,692
- Another project awaits.
- Really? Project?
525
00:23:01,726 --> 00:23:05,029
Yeah.
They're my projects.
526
00:23:05,063 --> 00:23:09,033
Yeah, I see a spark,
a flash of true genius,
527
00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:11,402
- and I have to help.
- Mm.
528
00:23:11,436 --> 00:23:13,203
I want them to be
the very best they can be.
529
00:23:13,237 --> 00:23:15,539
You sound like
quite the patron of the arts.
530
00:23:15,573 --> 00:23:19,909
It's what I do. Hmm.
How 'bout yourself?
531
00:23:19,943 --> 00:23:21,377
What about me?
532
00:23:21,411 --> 00:23:23,212
What's next?
533
00:23:23,247 --> 00:23:25,614
Oh, I suppose I should write something.
534
00:23:25,648 --> 00:23:27,816
Sit my ass in a chair.
The chair beckons.
535
00:23:27,850 --> 00:23:30,252
Good for you.
536
00:23:32,356 --> 00:23:34,723
Right, 'cause it's just that easy.
537
00:23:34,758 --> 00:23:37,159
Have a little faith, Hank.
538
00:23:37,193 --> 00:23:39,929
♪ Warm like the evening sun ♪
539
00:23:39,963 --> 00:23:43,799
♪ [vocalizing] ♪
540
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:45,234
♪ yeah ♪
541
00:23:45,268 --> 00:23:46,836
♪ ♪
542
00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:49,739
Hank Moody, get up
off your ass and come with me.
543
00:23:49,773 --> 00:23:52,341
I'm gonna play you
the greatest song ever written
544
00:23:52,376 --> 00:23:53,943
in the history of the universe.
545
00:23:53,978 --> 00:23:56,813
After which, we shall snort cocaine
546
00:23:56,847 --> 00:24:00,116
and have our assholes
tongued by the angels.
547
00:24:00,151 --> 00:24:04,087
♪ ♪
548
00:24:14,165 --> 00:24:16,533
[Doorbell ringing]
549
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:26,276
[Gasps] Okay, hi.
550
00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:28,779
Good morning, gorgeous.
551
00:24:28,813 --> 00:24:32,449
- Um...
- Yes, please. I'd love some.
552
00:24:32,484 --> 00:24:33,884
Some what?
553
00:24:33,919 --> 00:24:36,954
Some of your delicious
girl scout cookies.
554
00:24:36,988 --> 00:24:38,455
No, I'm not that.
555
00:24:38,490 --> 00:24:40,191
I'm--I'm here to see Natalie.
Yeah.
556
00:24:40,225 --> 00:24:41,459
Natalie, Natalie.
557
00:24:41,493 --> 00:24:45,629
- Ah, Natalie's my wife.
- Oh.
558
00:24:45,664 --> 00:24:47,731
Natalie took the children to school.
559
00:24:47,766 --> 00:24:50,635
Natalie said,
"Let the new designer in."
560
00:24:50,669 --> 00:24:52,169
Th--that's me. It's--
561
00:24:52,204 --> 00:24:54,471
What Natalie failed to say
562
00:24:54,506 --> 00:24:59,009
is how absolutely fucking
smokingly gorgeous you are.
563
00:25:00,845 --> 00:25:03,414
- I'm gonna go, and then--
- You're gonna come in.
564
00:25:03,448 --> 00:25:06,818
I'm incredibly interested
in what your plans are
565
00:25:06,852 --> 00:25:09,320
for the interior of my home.
566
00:25:09,355 --> 00:25:12,991
Um, could--
could you put some clothes on?
567
00:25:13,025 --> 00:25:14,860
Why would I put some clothes on?
568
00:25:14,894 --> 00:25:17,662
This is the way the baby Jesus made me.
569
00:25:17,696 --> 00:25:19,564
That's nice.
Uh--
570
00:25:19,598 --> 00:25:22,601
I'm joking. Come on,
I'll dig up some trousers.
571
00:25:22,635 --> 00:25:26,004
Are you a fan of mine?
As I am of yours?
572
00:25:26,038 --> 00:25:30,242
Um, you could--
uh, I--I don't know. Uh...
573
00:25:30,276 --> 00:25:33,245
[Father John Misty's Hollywood
Forever Cemetery Sings]
574
00:25:33,279 --> 00:25:35,347
♪ ♪
575
00:25:35,381 --> 00:25:37,216
You attached?
576
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:38,684
Excuse me?
577
00:25:38,718 --> 00:25:41,554
Are you spoken for?
Do you have a lover?
578
00:25:41,588 --> 00:25:43,455
Or many lovers?
579
00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:47,126
There are no wrong answers here,
only arousing ones.
580
00:25:53,633 --> 00:25:54,867
Mm.
581
00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:56,903
[Laughs] You know that fucker?
582
00:25:56,937 --> 00:26:00,373
Oh, yeah.
I know this fucker.
583
00:26:00,407 --> 00:26:03,376
This fucker is supposed to be
in rehab right now.
584
00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:06,379
That fucker was
about a million miles away
585
00:26:06,413 --> 00:26:08,214
from rehab last night.
586
00:26:08,248 --> 00:26:10,983
We shared an eight ball,
among other things.
587
00:26:11,018 --> 00:26:15,221
We spoke of hopes and dreams,
of what the world needs now.
588
00:26:15,255 --> 00:26:18,658
I played him a song
inspired by his "Magnus Opum,"
589
00:26:18,692 --> 00:26:22,061
a song about the healing power
of sex and love
590
00:26:22,096 --> 00:26:25,398
and rock and roll.
He said it sounded
591
00:26:25,432 --> 00:26:29,102
like a pit bull
raping a small, deaf child.
592
00:26:29,136 --> 00:26:30,570
I don't think he meant it
593
00:26:30,605 --> 00:26:31,845
as a compliment!
[Kicking sound]
594
00:26:31,872 --> 00:26:35,141
No, he can be a tough critic that way.
595
00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:38,912
Ow.
Ow, stop kicking me.
596
00:26:38,946 --> 00:26:40,413
Wha--?
597
00:26:40,447 --> 00:26:43,316
Karen, what the fuck?
598
00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:45,018
Hey, you stole my line.
599
00:26:45,052 --> 00:26:47,186
No, then it must be a sign.
600
00:26:47,221 --> 00:26:51,425
It appears that I've had
a relapse of some sort.
601
00:26:51,459 --> 00:26:55,195
I've been tested
and found severely lacking,
602
00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:59,033
and I should probably
go back to rehab posthaste.
603
00:26:59,067 --> 00:27:01,268
You think maybe you can--
you can give me a ride?
604
00:27:01,302 --> 00:27:04,171
Probably get myself--
605
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:08,509
Oh, well, maybe--
maybe just a few more winks.
606
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,778
I was having the nicest dream.
607
00:27:10,813 --> 00:27:13,014
I was on a beach somewhere with you
608
00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:16,986
and God was marrying us,
and you turned into a mermaid,
609
00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:18,621
and I couldn't find your vagina,
610
00:27:18,655 --> 00:27:20,390
and your hair was covering your breasts,
611
00:27:20,424 --> 00:27:21,825
which was kind of pissing me off,
612
00:27:21,859 --> 00:27:23,627
and then someone was kicking me.
613
00:27:23,661 --> 00:27:25,629
He's fine.
614
00:27:25,663 --> 00:27:29,066
It's cocaine-induced dementia,
there's nothing to worry about.
615
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:31,301
He just needs his beauty sleep.
616
00:27:31,335 --> 00:27:34,471
In the meantime,
would you like to hear a song
617
00:27:34,505 --> 00:27:37,574
that I penned about the problems
in the Sudan?
618
00:27:37,608 --> 00:27:40,310
I'd really appreciate your take.
619
00:27:45,944 --> 00:27:56,531
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