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It's not that big of a deal.
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Whit, come on.
It's weird for you to have lunch
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with your ex that you haven't
seen in five years--admit it.
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He probably just wants
to be friends with me.
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Why?
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What do you mean, "Why?"
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Because you're not that friendly.
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- Oh, hello.
- Hey.
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Shalom, shalom.
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Will you please tell Whitney
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that seeing her ex-boyfriend
is a bad idea?
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Oh, that guy's allowed
to have visitors now?
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No, this is
a different ex-boyfriend.
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His name is Nate.
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Nate? My Nate?
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- You know this guy?
- Do I... know him?
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Nate?
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I lived with Whit
when they were together.
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I mean, Nate and I were
basically inseparable
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for two years.
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He and Whitney were dating,
but we had a--
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you know what, I'm not gonna
tell you the details
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because they're private.
But...
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We were soul mates.
Anyway,
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I can't believe he wants to see us.
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Wait, was Nate the psycho?
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I mean, the most psycho of the psychos?
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The guy who wanted you to be shorter?
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No, he just wanted her
to get breast implants.
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Whit, this guy sounds terrible.
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Although he does make two valid points.
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He did not mean any of it.
He was drunk the entire time.
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Oh, then never mind.
He's awesome.
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Alex is just trying to look out for us.
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Seeing Nate could
really mess with our heads.
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I know that he was terrible for me,
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but he's two years sober now.
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He's on his eighth step of aa,
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and he wants to make amends to me
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for all the bad stuff that he did.
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That's good.
I'm gonna use that.
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Well, how much did he used to drink?
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It was bad.
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He would have, like,
four drinks a night.
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Is, uh--
is that a lot?
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Nate couldn't really go
a day without drinking.
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And some days he would even
start drinking at, like, 3:00.
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Okay, okay.
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You guys, come on, that--
that's not so bad.
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I mean, who wants to look
at a sunset when they're sober?
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R.J., can I get
a tequila shot?
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- Coming right up.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait a minute.
How was your day, peanut?
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Um, I waited forever for the El.
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I missed my meeting. Actually,
the whole day was a disaster.
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Roxanne will not be having tequila.
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Bring her a glass of red wine.
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Mark, I need a tequila.
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The best thing for you,
after a stressful day,
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is a glass of red wine.
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And you need to stop drinking tequila.
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It makes you very emotional
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and develop superhuman strength.
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It does?
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And when you drink beer,
you try to have sex with me.
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I do?
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I don't care.
It's flattering.
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Mark's right, you are...
really strong.
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- Whit, I--
- Okay, it's not like
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I'm gonna see him all the time.
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I just want him to apologize.
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He did some really twisted things.
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He bought whitneycummings.com
just so I couldn't have it.
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Hey, do you know how embarrassing it is
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to tell people that my web site
is whitnaaaycummings.net?
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I promise this is legit.
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I'll just hear what he has to say,
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and I'll never talk to him again.
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I already said no.
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Oh, I thought that was just
because our friends were there.
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From what I've heard
about this guy, the answer's no.
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He seems to have some sort
of weird hold on you.
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That's just because he's like
my dad mixed with my mom
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mixed with my other dads.
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But it was not true love, okay?
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It was just this intense chemical,
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sexual, obsessive thing.
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It was nothing like what you and I have.
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Sure like how I was with Carly.
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Why would you say that?
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Now you know how it feels.
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But I'm a jealous person.
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You don't get jealous
or show any kind of emotion
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unless you're playing magical football.
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It's fantasy football.
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I really think that forgiving
him would give me closure.
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I have been carrying
so much anger for so long,
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and I think that doing this
would really help me
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finally let it go--
please?
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- Can't he just email you?
- It has to be in person.
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- Skype?
- Oh, and have nine chins?
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All right, look,
I don't get this whole deal,
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but, you know,
it seems to be important to you,
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so go ahead.
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Thank you.
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But I don't trust this guy,
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so it's gotta be on my terms, all right?
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It's gonna be at low bar,
and I'm not leaving your side.
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I'm gonna be watching him like an eagle.
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Isn't it Hawk?
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No.
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That's what he'll be expecting.
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This is so weird.
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I've never met the guy,
but I am compelled to look cute.
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Oh, wait till you actually meet him.
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He is super hot.
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Okay, everybody calm down.
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What am I doing?
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Hey, can I get a white wine?
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Sorry, too much sugar.
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You had yogurt this morning.
You're already dehydrated.
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You're gonna get one of your migraines.
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Get her a vodka and powerade.
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Okay. But I just want
to go on record and say
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that you two are terrible at flirting.
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- Oh, God, there he is.
- Where?
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- Over there.
- Where is he?
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Two o'clock.
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Do you have a different
two o'clock than I do?
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Oh, God, he sees us.
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That guy?
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There you are.
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Uh...hello, Nate.
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Nate, this is Alex, the love of my life.
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My boo.
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- How you doing, Alex?
- How you doing, Nate?
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Hello, Nathan.
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I'm sorry, do I know you?
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Oh, I get it.
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We'll catch up after.
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Shall we?
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Sure.
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Are you sure that you're okay with this?
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Do you want to come sit with us?
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Uh...I'm good.
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I'd keep your eye on that guy
if I were you.
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Those are the guys
you have to watch out for, man.
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If they can't use their face,
they learn to use their mouth.
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So true.
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Wait, am I ugly?
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So, here we are.
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Yeah.
You look so different.
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And your eyes are so...
open.
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Fair enough.
I deserve that.
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No, I'm kidding.
This is awkward.
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I really appreciate
you being open to this.
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We went through a lot, Nate.
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You did a lot of really bad things.
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I imagine this is gonna take a while.
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Or not.
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Okay, to begin with,
I sincerely apologize
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for my behavior while we were together.
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I was out of control with my drinking,
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and I'm truly sorry.
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I take full responsibility
for my actions.
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This is really hard for you, isn't it?
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- Yeah, it is.
- Good. Go on.
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Okay, while we were together,
I disrespected you,
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I hurt you,
and I was dishonest with you.
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I regret it, and I promise
never to hurt you again.
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One day at a time.
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Wow.
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So if you forgive me, great.
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But if not, I totally understand.
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I forgive you.
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We're good.
Water under the bridge.
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The one you almost made me jump off of.
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No, the one I used to sleep under.
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- I was such a jerk!
- Yeah.
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I mean, I used to correct your language.
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That was not ideal.
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Although, I have to say,
my favorite was the time
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and you mixed up ambidextrous
with amphibious.
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Classic Whitney!
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Bam! Eat it!
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Cherry stem double knot.
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What's going on with you?
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You usually make fun of bar Olympics,
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but tonight you're being, like, fun.
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What do you mean?
I'm always fun.
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I usually only see you
at two speeds--
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stressed out, then passed out.
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Well, yeah, I do feel
pretty good right now.
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That is weird.
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It's because your body has
more than one electrolyte in it.
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You're welcome!
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Okay, you know what?
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I think I will have another
vodka powerade.
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No can do.
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You're at your sweet spot right here.
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You're cut off.
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You know what?
To be fair to Nate,
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back then, I did have bangs.
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Changes my whole face.
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Mark, this is very cute,
but I'm an adult,
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and if I want to order
another drink, I will.
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So come on.
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She is an adult, and our
most valuable customer.
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Shut up, new guy.
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Mark, I am trying to help you out here.
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She just tied a cherry stem
with her tongue in 12 seconds.
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Trust me, you want her to keep drinking.
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I was a real mess back then, wasn't I?
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Yes.
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You know, I'll never forgive myself
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for being so impatient
with your intolerable neediness.
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Well, that--
huh?
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Oh, by the way, as soon as
I get ahead financially,
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I'm gonna pay you back that $400.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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It was for your father's
funeral--
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- he was all you had left.
- My parents aren't dead.
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I just didn't want them to meet you.
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Oh, here they are.
I found them.
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Silly.
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Hey, you are being so cool about this.
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You know, I didn't think
you'd be mature enough
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to handle it, but I am so glad
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that we can laugh about this now.
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Oh, my God!
Do you remember
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when I told you
that your car was stolen?
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Uh-huh.
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I gave it to this model
that I was cheating on you with.
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Pbbbt!
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Okay, that was unnecessary.
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I have already forgiven you,
yet you are continuing
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to say things that
you know are gonna hurt me.
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Hey, you're doing great, okay?
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It takes a certain
emotional sophistication
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to get this, so don't beat yourself up.
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You know, you're just in
over your spiritual head.
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Don't do that, don't do that.
I know what that is.
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Now you are belittling me,
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and you're trying
to make me doubt myself.
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You're right.
I'm sorry I cheated on you.
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It was just because I was never
really attracted to you.
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You know what?
I think, um...
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I'm actually done with this, so...
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Unh!
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Damn!
Whit's a gangster!
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Oh, my God!
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- Hey! Hey!
- Whit!
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- Whit, Whit, Whit, Whit!
- How do you like me now?
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- Hey, Whit.
- What?
256
00:11:40,035 --> 00:11:43,421
- Give me the bun.
- Uhh!
257
00:11:43,472 --> 00:11:45,206
Relax.
Just calm down.
258
00:11:45,224 --> 00:11:48,009
Give me the bun.
259
00:11:53,349 --> 00:11:54,649
Hey, my side of the street is clean.
260
00:11:54,684 --> 00:11:56,768
This is all you.
261
00:11:56,819 --> 00:11:58,603
Namaste.
262
00:11:58,654 --> 00:12:01,523
Hey, hey!
263
00:12:01,557 --> 00:12:02,741
Whit, seriously...
264
00:12:02,775 --> 00:12:04,075
This guy?
265
00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,944
Damn!
266
00:12:11,868 --> 00:12:14,402
Oh, yeah?
267
00:12:18,791 --> 00:12:21,509
Yeah.
268
00:12:21,544 --> 00:12:24,212
Uh...you call me
when you got something.
269
00:12:26,081 --> 00:12:27,716
Bye, Nate.
270
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,348
Good morning!
271
00:12:36,752 --> 00:12:38,853
Oh, yeah?
272
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,772
I just stood there like a chump,
273
00:12:40,806 --> 00:12:43,224
and I said, "Oh, yeah?"
274
00:12:43,259 --> 00:12:47,095
And I was holding a bun.
275
00:12:47,129 --> 00:12:48,997
Honey, are you still obsessing
about this?
276
00:12:49,031 --> 00:12:51,699
Yes. This tool comes in
and totally humiliates me
277
00:12:51,734 --> 00:12:52,817
in front of my friends,
278
00:12:52,868 --> 00:12:55,236
and all I could come up with
was, "Oh, yeah?"
279
00:12:55,271 --> 00:12:57,822
I couldn't even sleep.
All I could think of were
280
00:12:57,873 --> 00:12:59,374
all the things I should have said.
281
00:12:59,408 --> 00:13:03,110
For example,
"This guy? This guy?
282
00:13:03,128 --> 00:13:05,246
This is the guy
that's gonna kick your ass!"
283
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,549
Or...
284
00:13:08,584 --> 00:13:10,301
"Sticks and stones my break my bones,
285
00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:14,172
but at least
I didn't smoke crack!"
286
00:13:14,223 --> 00:13:17,725
Or..."Milk--"
Oh, wait, no, we need milk.
287
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:22,730
Honey...
Honey, it's fine.
288
00:13:22,765 --> 00:13:24,298
He's out of our lives now.
289
00:13:24,316 --> 00:13:26,968
I got my amends, and it felt so good.
290
00:13:26,986 --> 00:13:29,971
Look at me, I'm the happiest
I've ever been.
291
00:13:29,989 --> 00:13:32,523
No offense.
Fort Lauderdale was fun too.
292
00:13:32,574 --> 00:13:34,409
I wasn't there.
293
00:13:36,311 --> 00:13:38,529
I said "No offense."
294
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:40,164
All right, so you stabbed him
with a breadstick.
295
00:13:40,199 --> 00:13:41,416
How is that a win?
296
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:43,210
I know you don't understand
losing control,
297
00:13:43,252 --> 00:13:45,653
because you never do,
but it was huge for me
298
00:13:45,671 --> 00:13:46,955
that I stood up for myself.
299
00:13:46,989 --> 00:13:48,957
Five years ago,
I never would have done that.
300
00:13:48,991 --> 00:13:50,925
All right, you know,
I'm really happy for you, Whit.
301
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,660
Now, give me his number.
302
00:13:52,678 --> 00:13:54,545
Why?
303
00:13:54,596 --> 00:13:56,347
Because he said to call him
when I have comebacks,
304
00:13:56,382 --> 00:13:58,516
and now I have comebacks!
305
00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:03,604
So gimme that a-a-hole's number.
Another one!
306
00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:07,108
I'm on fire.
307
00:14:07,142 --> 00:14:08,843
- Oh, no.
- What?
308
00:14:08,861 --> 00:14:10,061
Now he's under your skin.
309
00:14:10,112 --> 00:14:12,647
What--wha--no.
It's fine. It's fine.
310
00:14:12,681 --> 00:14:14,816
I'm--I'll--
I'll get over it.
311
00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,200
Okay, good.
312
00:14:16,235 --> 00:14:17,285
Do you want to go see
that movie--
313
00:14:17,319 --> 00:14:19,404
I'm not over it.
314
00:14:19,455 --> 00:14:20,788
You know what?
I'm gonna go for a walk.
315
00:14:20,823 --> 00:14:23,357
- Where does he live?
- Alex...
316
00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:24,575
I want some amends.
317
00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:26,411
That's not how it works.
318
00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:28,496
Well, look, I have to do
what I have to do here.
319
00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:31,215
I understand.
320
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,667
And I know where he works.
321
00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:36,137
Good. I'll go over there
right now and make amends.
322
00:14:36,171 --> 00:14:38,673
No, he's the one that makes amends.
323
00:14:38,707 --> 00:14:42,677
Hey, I decide who makes
the amends around here!
324
00:14:42,711 --> 00:14:45,847
And I am deciding that it's him.
325
00:14:54,406 --> 00:14:56,223
All right, look,
326
00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:57,325
I don't want you
to get involved with this.
327
00:14:57,359 --> 00:14:59,494
This is my deal, so just hang back.
328
00:14:59,528 --> 00:15:02,947
Okay. He owes me $400,
so...
329
00:15:02,981 --> 00:15:07,168
Ooh.
Aloha love, adios depression.
330
00:15:07,202 --> 00:15:10,404
Add to cart.
331
00:15:14,576 --> 00:15:16,928
- Hey.
- Hey.
332
00:15:16,962 --> 00:15:20,198
Alex.
333
00:15:20,232 --> 00:15:23,751
Welcome to mystic pages.
What are you doing here?
334
00:15:23,769 --> 00:15:25,887
I came because I wanted to talk to you.
335
00:15:25,921 --> 00:15:27,254
Is Whitney with you?
336
00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:30,641
- Uh, yeah. Uh, somewhere.
- Right.
337
00:15:30,692 --> 00:15:31,859
She does that.
338
00:15:31,894 --> 00:15:33,928
- She'll just wander off.
- Totally.
339
00:15:33,946 --> 00:15:35,897
Yeah, she's like a toddler
at a carnival.
340
00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:39,367
Okay, don't be hilarious.
341
00:15:39,401 --> 00:15:41,202
So how can I help you?
342
00:15:41,236 --> 00:15:43,071
I want some amends, Nate.
343
00:15:43,105 --> 00:15:45,239
Oh, please, call me Nathaniel.
344
00:15:45,273 --> 00:15:47,075
But that's longer
than "Nate."
345
00:15:47,109 --> 00:15:50,461
Look, Al, receiving an amends
is a privilege,
346
00:15:50,496 --> 00:15:52,547
which you have not earned.
347
00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:54,782
Okay, seriously,
what you said to me yesterday
348
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,250
was not cool, so I just--
349
00:15:56,284 --> 00:15:57,752
Say no more.
350
00:15:57,786 --> 00:15:59,453
I can see how my behavior at the bar
351
00:15:59,471 --> 00:16:02,173
might possibly be perceived
as inappropriate.
352
00:16:02,224 --> 00:16:04,959
But it's because
I was thrown off, you know.
353
00:16:04,977 --> 00:16:06,794
I just didn't anticipate
that Whitney was still
354
00:16:06,812 --> 00:16:10,131
so dysfunctional.
355
00:16:10,149 --> 00:16:11,682
Bless her heart.
356
00:16:11,717 --> 00:16:12,817
Whitney doesn't have a heart,
357
00:16:12,851 --> 00:16:15,570
so do not try and bless it, okay?
358
00:16:15,604 --> 00:16:17,855
Now, dude, just apologize to me,
and I'll leave.
359
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:21,859
Okay...
I know what this is.
360
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:25,863
You're feeling threatened.
361
00:16:25,914 --> 00:16:30,201
You don't have to worry, man,
I don't want her back. Okay?
362
00:16:30,235 --> 00:16:32,486
I'm done with her.
363
00:16:32,504 --> 00:16:34,655
Thank God.
364
00:16:37,259 --> 00:16:40,294
- Apologize, now!
- Sorry. I'm sorry!
365
00:16:40,329 --> 00:16:41,779
And apologize to her again too!
366
00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:43,648
- Sorry! Sorry!
- Listen,
367
00:16:43,682 --> 00:16:45,332
if you ever contact Whitney again,
368
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:47,835
I will push you down your 12 steps.
369
00:16:47,853 --> 00:16:49,687
Whit, get in the car!
370
00:16:49,721 --> 00:16:53,057
- But we walked.
- You know what I mean.
371
00:16:54,977 --> 00:16:56,978
Whit...really?
372
00:16:57,012 --> 00:16:58,446
You couldn't shoplift something
a little quieter?
373
00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,447
She was never good at that.
374
00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:02,116
- Hey!
- Sorry!
375
00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:08,239
- Oh, hey, R.J.
- Hey.
376
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:11,576
All right, let's see.
What should I have tonight?
377
00:17:11,627 --> 00:17:14,045
Um...you know what?
I'll just have
378
00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:16,464
one of those, um, vodka powerades.
379
00:17:16,498 --> 00:17:18,549
Can't do it--Mark says
no alcohol on Thursdays.
380
00:17:18,584 --> 00:17:20,635
You're too tired.
381
00:17:20,669 --> 00:17:22,687
Okay, what is this,
an intervention or something?
382
00:17:22,721 --> 00:17:24,972
Roxanne, you don't have
a problem with drinking.
383
00:17:25,007 --> 00:17:26,707
Whoa!
384
00:17:26,725 --> 00:17:31,812
You sound like me in the mirror.
385
00:17:31,847 --> 00:17:33,314
Seriously, I don't think
you have a drinking problem.
386
00:17:33,348 --> 00:17:37,018
- I think you have a Mark problem.
- What?
387
00:17:37,052 --> 00:17:39,487
It's pretty obvious you don't
come here for the drinks.
388
00:17:39,521 --> 00:17:43,441
- You come here for Mark.
- No, I don't.
389
00:17:43,492 --> 00:17:45,726
Mark and I are just friends.
390
00:17:45,761 --> 00:17:48,729
Mark only likes me
because I don't like him.
391
00:17:48,747 --> 00:17:51,883
Okay, is that what
you keep telling yourself?
392
00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,000
I mean, you could go to any other bar
393
00:17:53,035 --> 00:17:54,001
in the city to drink.
394
00:17:54,036 --> 00:17:55,236
No, I can't.
395
00:17:55,254 --> 00:17:58,789
I've been cut off by
all the ones with valet.
396
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,525
R.J., I come here because
all of my friends come here.
397
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,261
- You came alone tonight.
- That is because
398
00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:05,296
I have a drinking problem!
399
00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:06,981
You don't have to come here at all.
400
00:18:07,015 --> 00:18:08,332
You could just buy some wine
at the liquor store
401
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,550
and drink it at home.
402
00:18:09,584 --> 00:18:11,018
No, I can't.
403
00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:14,138
It's always gone in, like, two days.
404
00:18:14,189 --> 00:18:18,009
I think lily is selling it.
405
00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:19,060
All right, fair enough.
406
00:18:19,094 --> 00:18:21,429
Where is Mark, anyway?
407
00:18:21,463 --> 00:18:22,544
He had some errands to run.
408
00:18:22,564 --> 00:18:23,564
Be back in a few hours.
409
00:18:23,598 --> 00:18:24,949
Oh, all right.
410
00:18:24,983 --> 00:18:29,537
I'll just come back later.
411
00:18:29,571 --> 00:18:31,822
Yeah.
412
00:18:37,045 --> 00:18:39,497
That was insane!
413
00:18:39,548 --> 00:18:41,465
You mushed him in the face!
414
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,668
Yeah.
415
00:18:43,719 --> 00:18:45,136
That is so much worse
than being punched.
416
00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:46,470
As a man, when that happens to you,
417
00:18:46,505 --> 00:18:50,925
I think you literally stop
producing sperm.
418
00:18:50,959 --> 00:18:52,343
Where did you learn to do that?
419
00:18:52,394 --> 00:18:55,346
I don't know, I think
I saw it on MTV Jams.
420
00:18:55,397 --> 00:18:58,349
I have never seen
that side of you before.
421
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,350
You didn't even get that pissed
422
00:18:59,401 --> 00:19:01,269
when I lost your fiesta bowl tickets,
423
00:19:01,303 --> 00:19:04,138
or when I spilled nail polish
remover in your mouth.
424
00:19:04,156 --> 00:19:06,407
Yeah, I don't think
I've ever let anything
425
00:19:06,441 --> 00:19:07,858
get to me like that before.
426
00:19:07,909 --> 00:19:10,111
I mean, I've definitely never
raised my voice like that.
427
00:19:10,145 --> 00:19:11,612
Seriously, I hurt my throat.
428
00:19:11,646 --> 00:19:14,382
How do you do that all day?
429
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:18,169
- It's a gift.
- For who?
430
00:19:18,203 --> 00:19:19,537
Look, you know, I thought
I was gonna go in there
431
00:19:19,588 --> 00:19:21,005
and just show that guy what was up.
432
00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:23,841
But then he disrespected you,
and I just kind of snapped.
433
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,926
You know? I mean,
he started trash talking you,
434
00:19:25,961 --> 00:19:27,401
and, hey, I'm the only one who's able
435
00:19:27,429 --> 00:19:29,880
to talk about you
in that way, all right?
436
00:19:29,931 --> 00:19:32,216
Aww, Mr. Baby.
437
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:35,219
Aww, what was I gonna do?
You're my stinky puppy.
438
00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:37,972
Oh...
439
00:19:38,006 --> 00:19:41,525
Wow, it felt so good
to finally stand up to him.
440
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,196
But it felt even better
that you stood up for me.
441
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:49,317
No one's ever done that for me before.
442
00:19:49,351 --> 00:19:52,987
Why are you so obsessed with me?
443
00:20:02,497 --> 00:20:04,715
You're impossible to mush.
444
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:09,136
Your forehead's too greasy.
445
00:20:09,171 --> 00:20:12,089
Your hair is too greasy!
446
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:14,091
We're unmushable!
447
00:20:14,142 --> 00:20:17,061
Aah!
448
00:20:18,773 --> 00:20:21,158
I can't believe you thought
that Nate was so attractive.
449
00:20:21,278 --> 00:20:22,712
I mean, the way you were
talking about him,
450
00:20:22,746 --> 00:20:24,780
I was expecting Mark Wahlberg
to walk in here.
451
00:20:24,798 --> 00:20:28,251
Oh, okay, now I know which man
you think is hot.
452
00:20:28,285 --> 00:20:31,587
Yeah, you do.
453
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:34,557
Look he was no...
Jason Statham.
454
00:20:34,591 --> 00:20:36,259
That's right.
455
00:20:36,293 --> 00:20:39,812
Well, I heard that Jason's
actually really short in person.
456
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,681
- Oh, man.
- I don't mind short.
457
00:20:41,732 --> 00:20:43,632
Okay, this is so weird.
458
00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:46,602
You guys are shallow
when it comes to men too?
459
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,271
Look, I don't have to pretend
460
00:20:48,305 --> 00:20:50,406
that I don't think men are attractive.
461
00:20:50,441 --> 00:20:51,741
Like, I think we can all agree
462
00:20:51,775 --> 00:20:53,676
that R.J. is
incredibly handsome.
463
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,530
R.J. is.
464
00:20:57,564 --> 00:21:02,101
Tell me his complexion is not buttery.
465
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:06,172
Does that count as sexual harassment?
466
00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:08,124
I've been waiting for that to happen!
467
00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:09,754
I'm rich!
468
00:21:10,287 --> 00:21:19,088
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