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♪ Show me yours ♪
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♪ That's right, the time has come ♪
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♪ To hunt the red and blue dragons ♪
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♪ And they on the run ♪
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♪ This ain't a game, dragon ♪
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♪ Please don't take the chance ♪
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♪ I got a lance in my pants ♪
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♪ I'm a legend like Bagger Vance ♪
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♪ Please believe the folklore ♪
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♪ I'ma choke your neck ♪
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♪ I slay dragons for riches ♪
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- Oh!
- Jeez.
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- Oh, my bad, dude.
- Sorry, Tez.
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That was a direct hit.
That's my fault.
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I figured your big-ass nose
would've deflected it.
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You would think, but
you hit me in the eye, bitch!
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Oh, we were just trying
to roll up on Waymond, really.
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Dammit, Waymond!
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Now you must pay.
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Man, something's jammed in this.
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- Wait, no, no!
- D'oh!
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- Whoa.
- God, you're a stupid mother...
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Yo! That's point blank, man.
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Are you guys crazy?
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- Kneecaps only.
- No, no! Ow!
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- Oh!
- Oh, that broke skin.
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Oh, don't slip on this sale,
because it is really a heater.
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- Uh, how are ya?
- Give me the guns.
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Sold.
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Now!
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All right,
but they're for protection.
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You know,
it's getting dark out there.
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- I don't care, okay?
- I'm gonna take the clip.
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You are at work in an office.
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- Act like it.
- This is bullcrap.
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We brought those guns
to work fair and square.
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You're, like, the meanest,
most uncaring boss ever.
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Oh, Blake,
I'm so sorry I disappointed you.
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Get back to work.
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Jillian, come on.
Let's do this video chat.
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Well, 2012 was great for us.
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So I know working
with Telamericorp again in 2013
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is the right move.
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Well, that is wonderful.
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That's exactly what
we wanted to hear, Bridget.
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And I gotta say, it is so wonderful
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working with a fellow animal lover.
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Right back at ya, Alice.
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I'll have this contract
emailed to you this week.
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That's great.
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Beautiful birds by the way.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Yeah, this one right here,
African Grey.
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Wonder of the sky, I always say.
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I do too!
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All right, you take care, Bridget.
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Bye.
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Ugh, get these goddamn things
off of me!
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All right, okay.
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Okay.
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- Jillian!
- All right, I know.
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- Jillian!
- I know.
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- Get it...
- Got him.
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Ugh!
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Earth Pets of West Covina,
such a respectable company.
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Shut up and gimme some skin.
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- Ow.
- Ooh!
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Ah, I am so good.
And you know what?
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I am so getting that raise
and bonus vacay days, girl.
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Now why don't you take
these little shit makers
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back to the store, okay?
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What...
Alice, I hand-picked them.
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I've told them my secrets.
They're my best friends.
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I think you can handle it.
And I want receipts.
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Hello, nerds.
I need you to fill these out.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Now we have to fill stuff out?
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You are the meanest person ever.
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It'll take ten seconds.
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Just circle all fives
and don't leave any comments.
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Hang on.
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This is an evaluation of you?
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"Very good" is a five,
"very bad" is a one.
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Interesting.
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And a boss who takes away
my work guns is very bad,
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like a man who touches kids
near their buttholes.
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That's bad.
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Oh, that smells exactly
like one, doesn't it?
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- What?
- Does mine smell like a one?
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- Oh, yeah, they're all ones.
- Does yours smell like a one?
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How about, if you give me all fives,
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I'll give you your guns back?
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- Yes!
- Oh, okay.
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Nice!
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And a free day
to do whatever we want.
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All fives.
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- Yes!
- Yeah, baby!
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Guys, guys, guys.
And...
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- On top of that...
- Oh, what's that?
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Hot bread.
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No to what he said,
but yes to what I said
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about the work guns and the free day.
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- I ain't got time to bleed.
- Are you bleeding?
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No, because...
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I ain't got time to bleed.
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Oh, right.
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- Thanks, dude!
- Nice!
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Okay, these guys are trapped.
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- Let's eviscerate these fools.
- Yeah, baby.
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Oh, don't you...
do not shoot me!
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Okay, I've got live...
Office supplies.
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Live... okay.
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Back off, bitches!
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End of the line, Tez.
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Drop it or we drop you.
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Ha ha!
Ah!
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Nobody move or this boy
gets pumped full of plastic.
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I don't...
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- gee...
- Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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- Oh.
- Whoa.
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That was incredible.
You're my hero, that was...
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what the hell was that crash?
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Oh, my... you guys,
I gave you the day off.
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Travis.
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I was just coming by to...
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Scoop the evaluations
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and get a look-see at
how you do things around here.
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Now I know.
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Travis, it was just...
it was a special occasion.
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Uh, a deal I made
to boost office morale.
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Oh?
And what was the deal?
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We just had to give her fives.
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High... Fives.
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High fives, Travis,
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because there is nothing
that boosts my morale
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more than getting some skin.
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Up high!
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You're not getting that raise.
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No, Travis,
I already booked my package
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to Playa Del Carmen.
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Travis, I earned this raise
and I deserve this vacation.
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Then why don't you
take the rest of the week off?
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Think things over.
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And hopefully you'll come back
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sharing my perspective
on the situation.
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And why don't you
take the rest of your life
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to figure out
what an asshole you are?
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Good luck, everyone.
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Have fun wasting your lives here.
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- Don't cause a scene, Alice.
- Oh, fuck off, Travis!
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And eat a dick.
I quit!
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Jillian, I want you
to pack all my things
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and bring it to my car.
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Oh, would you like me to do that?
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Would you like that?
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Well, guess what, baby.
You're outta here!
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I think you can handle it...
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And I want receipts.
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Jillian, please, just help her.
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You got it, Travis.
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Dang, Alice went out like a "g."
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End of an era.
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Hate to see her go, but...
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I love to stare at her butt
as she goes leaving.
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Way too skinny for me.
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- You think?
- Mm, truly.
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{pub}- Oh, tits quota, right.
- It's a tits quota.
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That's right.
That's good.
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What's going on here?
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I thought I'd open things up
around here.
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By the way, you are 32 minutes late,
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which means you will
start getting paid
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- at the top of the next hour.
- Are we?
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- Yes.
- Wait, what?
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You're not the boss of us.
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Oh, I am...
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Till I find Alice's replacement.
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In the meantime, I'll be making
some changes around here.
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And I'm not just talking
about the lush greenery.
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Some efficiency adjustments.
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Some new rules, new seats.
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You boys are no longer cube mates.
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Jillian!
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Pardonne-moi.
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What are you doing?
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- Oh, my gosh, no.
- I told you to move the wall.
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- Move the wall!
- Not... not him.
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Oh, Jet Set.
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All right, Jesse!
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Appreciate you rinsing your hair out.
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It was just a sanitary matter.
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It was a silly hairdo anyway.
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Now you won't be ruining
those headsets
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with your hair jelly.
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Jillian...
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Tell the fellas
where they'll be working.
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Follow me.
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Adam, park it.
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Blake...
Over there.
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Anders, follow the leader.
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Yellow?
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Yo, bro.
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You can't see me,
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but I'm flicking Montez off
right now.
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- No, I can see him.
- Oh, you can see me.
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I'm, like, just
literally ten feet away.
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Eww! Your hands are so hairy, bro.
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You're disgusting,
you're a disgusting human.
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I hate you.
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Anyway, what's going on
with you, Ders?
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Mm, not much, man.
I'm just living my sucky life.
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- Just hating it.
- Yeah, I get that.
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My sales are up though.
Record high today for sales.
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Me too!
That's bizarre!
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- We're like the same person.
- Yeah.
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I have...
I have pissed in,
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like, this dude's plants,
like, three times though.
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Oh, man, I miss you.
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Hey, hang on.
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Blazarium.
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Hey. It's Blake
from the, uh, old cubicle.
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Um, I just made a sale.
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And if I don't smoke something soon,
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I'm gonna put my face
in the paper shredder.
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So please can we meet up
in the hotel lobby?
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That's what we're calling
the storage closet, right?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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- You's about to get zippo'd!
- Oh, man!
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- Look what I brought.
- I missed you!
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I know, I've honestly
missed you a lot too.
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Is it...
it's been too long, dude.
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- It has.
- Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
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I took a pee in one of those bushes
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- just like you did.
- Nice! Get in here!
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I missed you too.
Honestly I have.
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- I'm trying to be you.
- I didn't think I would.
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- But I did.
- Let's smoke about it.
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Yeah, we're gonna smoke about it.
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I don't know what you were
planning on doing in here,
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but I'm betting it didn't
involve making sales calls.
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Uh...
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it depends on what you mean
by "sales calls."
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- We could try.
- Let's hit the phones!
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Hmm?
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And stop flipping me off.
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How does he see that?
That was incredible.
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- Gosh.
- That's an amazing skill set.
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I hate this dude, man.
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I guess I'll just see you guys
in there, all right?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Okay?
We're the bash bros!
255
00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,129
Let's bash this fool,
catch him slipping.
256
00:09:48,295 --> 00:09:49,931
We do need to catch him
slipping, but he doesn't slip.
257
00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,883
It's like he's wearing
shoes for crews, man.
258
00:09:52,157 --> 00:09:53,167
Guys, I got an idea.
259
00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,635
Look, I got this app on my phone
260
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,170
where you can record people's voices
261
00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,672
and then edit it around
262
00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,182
so they say things
that they didn't even say.
263
00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:00,608
- Can that work?
- Whoa.
264
00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,185
- You tell me.
- Welcome to the future.
265
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,062
My favorite meal
266
00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:07,748
is butt salad with extra butt.
267
00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:09,517
- Eww!
- What?
268
00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,218
Whoa, extra butt.
269
00:10:11,343 --> 00:10:13,053
- No, I don't like butt salad.
- Ew, you nasty, boy.
270
00:10:13,178 --> 00:10:14,280
Apparently you do.
271
00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:16,658
My favorite salad is Asian salad.
272
00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,459
- Asian salad is good.
- Mm-hmm.
273
00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:19,861
- Butt-dorf.
- Butt salad?
274
00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:20,740
You don't know what it tastes like.
275
00:10:20,865 --> 00:10:22,309
- Could be delicious.
- It's right there.
276
00:10:22,434 --> 00:10:23,581
- Yeah.
- Which is crazy.
277
00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:25,533
That is crazy, how close it is.
278
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:26,834
Butt salad and Asian salad?
279
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,903
No, butt salad and vagina salad.
280
00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,972
Oh, I'll mess with that.
281
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:32,590
Yeah, I'll mess
with some of that salad.
282
00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:33,716
Cool?
283
00:10:33,882 --> 00:10:34,842
Wait, why do you have that?
284
00:10:35,008 --> 00:10:36,677
Well, it's for, like,
a future situation
285
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,137
in case I need to blackmail you guys.
286
00:10:38,303 --> 00:10:40,147
I love future situations.
287
00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:41,649
Those are, like, my favorite.
288
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:42,984
Out of all sitches,
those are my favorite.
289
00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,644
- Play mine.
- Sure.
290
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,320
In middle school,
291
00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:48,523
I tricked this homeless dude
I bought weed from
292
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:49,891
into walking into traffic,
293
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,759
and when he got hit by a cement truck
294
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,728
I just took off on my bike.
295
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,396
- Oh, my God!
- That sounded real.
296
00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,574
Oh, my God.
How did you make me say that?
297
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,800
Oh, no, that one was just
a drunk voicemail
298
00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:01,661
that you left me a while back, yeah.
299
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,606
- Very impressive.
- Thank you.
300
00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,307
- Very cool, very cool.
- Thank you, thank you.
301
00:11:07,432 --> 00:11:08,910
Also could we delete that?
302
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,337
'cause I could go to prison
for something like that.
303
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,016
All right.
You got this, Ders.
304
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,884
- Okay, once again...
- Stop.
305
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,653
The sentence we agreed on
306
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:20,087
was "I will force her to the ground
307
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,222
- and bury my dick in her."
- Got it.
308
00:11:22,347 --> 00:11:24,291
Say all that
and we'll have his balls...
309
00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:25,522
By the balls, I guess.
310
00:11:25,647 --> 00:11:27,061
We'll have his balls by the balls.
311
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,521
That's the best way, all wrapped up.
312
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,524
Come on in!
313
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,333
Travis.
314
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,611
Man, how are you?
315
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,738
Um, look, I was just in here
316
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,239
to ask you about
some sales techniques,
317
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,701
because, you know,
real recognize real.
318
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,879
So I'm gonna ask you
how you prefer to call.
319
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,481
'cause I'm more of a smooth operator.
320
00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:50,084
Um, but I was wondering
if you believed in
321
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,421
using brute, um,
322
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,798
- uh, like brute...
- Force?
323
00:11:55,964 --> 00:11:57,425
Force! Yes!
Perfect.
324
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,560
And, uh, also there was a name
325
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,471
that I was seeing on the list.
326
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:02,930
And I couldn't figure out
how to pronounce it.
327
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:08,970
So I'll just write it here.
You know.
328
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,772
Barry McCockiner.
329
00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,607
Yes!
That's...
330
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,901
Gotta be how you pronounce it,
thank you.
331
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,812
I can't believe
we went with that cliche.
332
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,213
Barry McCockiner?
333
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,348
That's weak, dude.
334
00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:22,650
I know, I know.
335
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,184
And I just thought of a good one.
336
00:12:24,309 --> 00:12:25,328
Like, just now.
337
00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:26,787
I've been thinking of great ones
338
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,288
ever since he went in there.
339
00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:31,950
Yeah, but it's too late now, right?
340
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,505
I did that earlier.
341
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:39,600
It's something-town Julie brown.
342
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:42,058
And I know it's not uptown,
'cause I would remember that.
343
00:12:42,183 --> 00:12:43,262
It's like...
344
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,306
Uh...
345
00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:48,643
Down.
Thanks for the help.
346
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,277
Okay, psst.
Ders.
347
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,146
- Ders, if you can hear me...
- Appreciate it.
348
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,690
- Forget Barry McCockiner, Ders.
- I'm gonna go.
349
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,233
- Wait.
- We're going with Yerpa.
350
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,517
- First name Yerpa.
- Shh!
351
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,019
C. Stinks.
Yerpa C. Stinks.
352
00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,353
- You get it?
- Yeah, yeah.
353
00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,447
Or try Ivana Jizinu.
354
00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:03,858
Uh, it's a Russian-Japanese
girl, if he asks.
355
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,660
- Ivana Jizinu.
- Ivana.
356
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,662
Hit him with the Ivana first.
357
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,097
Yeah, we just felt like
Barry McCockiner
358
00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,033
has been, like, played out
a little bit.
359
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,835
Like, I felt like
I've seen it places.
360
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,403
- Ders?
- Gentlemen!
361
00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:19,940
Please join us in my office.
362
00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,276
Sorry.
363
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,469
Yes.
364
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:34,397
{pub}I am gonna take
my boss hat off for a second,
365
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:37,250
because at the end of the day...
366
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,026
We're all just men, right?
367
00:13:39,192 --> 00:13:40,753
- Ha. Yeah, don't...
- Yeah.
368
00:13:40,878 --> 00:13:42,222
Don't let the hair fool ya.
369
00:13:42,347 --> 00:13:44,907
'cause of your longer... yes.
370
00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:46,409
So let's try and act like men.
371
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:49,036
Quit sneaking around my office,
372
00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:51,464
playing little games.
373
00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:52,790
That's not what men do.
374
00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:54,500
And I know...
375
00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:57,086
Because I am a real man.
376
00:13:57,252 --> 00:14:00,364
- Yeah.
- Yes.
377
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,552
Do you see what I mean?
378
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,513
Not even that big, right?
379
00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:10,182
- Very average-size.
- Surprisingly.
380
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,651
- 'cause you're tall.
- Yeah, 'cause you're a big man.
381
00:14:11,776 --> 00:14:13,519
You'd think it'd be...
382
00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:15,062
but at least
I'm putting it out there.
383
00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:16,481
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes, you are.
384
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,274
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you are.
385
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,361
Now... Are you guys real men?
386
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,154
- Yeah.
- Are you?
387
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,281
- Yeah.
- Totally, yeah.
388
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,785
Then whip it out.
389
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,579
Get your dick outta your pants now!
390
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,773
Are you men or not?
391
00:14:33,898 --> 00:14:34,874
Show it!
392
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,752
- No.
- That's what I figured.
393
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,295
Now...
394
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:42,081
Let's finish the day strong, okay?
395
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:44,926
Make some sales, hmm?
396
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,844
All right.
Yeah.
397
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,254
- Yes.
- Okay, good.
398
00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:50,973
- Get back to work.
- Get back to work.
399
00:14:56,987 --> 00:14:58,356
What do you think you're doing?
400
00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:00,483
My hair.
401
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,860
Well, you better rinse it out
before Travis sees it!
402
00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:04,561
What's happening here?
403
00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:06,989
This is not the Telamericorp
that I used to know.
404
00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:10,743
I look around, I recognize nothing!
405
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,538
Where's all the smiles, the giggling?
406
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,181
Can somebody tell me
where the giggling at, huh?
407
00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:16,624
Jesse!
408
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,169
If you wanna talk,
step into my office.
409
00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:22,188
Travis, before you got here,
410
00:15:22,313 --> 00:15:23,881
we was all friends.
411
00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:25,458
Work was fun.
412
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,134
We used to love to walk
through that door.
413
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:31,055
But now, since you been here,
this place is sorry!
414
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:34,100
Jesse!
Calm down.
415
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,685
Jet!
416
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:38,479
My name is Jet motherfucking Set!
417
00:15:38,645 --> 00:15:41,106
But you can call me Patrick Swayze.
418
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,818
'cause guess what?
I'm ghost.
419
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:47,079
Now gimme my goddamn cactus.
420
00:15:47,204 --> 00:15:48,364
Have a good day.
421
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,550
See y'all later,
Montez, Waymond, all y'all.
422
00:15:50,675 --> 00:15:52,985
Ders, Adams, Blake.
423
00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:54,829
Jillian.
424
00:15:55,045 --> 00:15:56,622
Okay, that happened.
425
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:59,749
Now back to work!
426
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:06,198
Okay.
That happened.
427
00:16:06,323 --> 00:16:07,550
Now back to work!
428
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:11,429
Show's over.
Back to work!
429
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,062
Jillian still has those birds.
430
00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:22,106
She thinks she's above the law.
431
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,684
Well, she just got marked for death.
432
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,553
I'm gonna throw that cage
off the roof.
433
00:16:27,678 --> 00:16:29,989
No, no, no, no, no.
I got a better idea.
434
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,783
Maybe we should rattle Travis' cage.
435
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:50,643
Ah!
436
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,468
Geez! Ah!
Hyah!
437
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,356
No!
438
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,181
Fiona Apple!
439
00:17:06,116 --> 00:17:08,251
- Marty McFly!
- Ha!
440
00:17:10,588 --> 00:17:12,948
- Jimmy Kimmel!
- Ha! Ha!
441
00:17:13,114 --> 00:17:14,617
Oh! Jimmy Fallon!
The Jimmies!
442
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,336
No.
443
00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:33,920
Can I please speak
with a Ms. Janet Paulson?
444
00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:35,513
I'll speak with anyone in the house.
445
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,210
{pub}Jillian, I don't know
what you want, all right?
446
00:17:51,335 --> 00:17:52,822
We didn't do anything.
It wasn't us.
447
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,157
I need to apologize to you guys.
448
00:17:55,323 --> 00:17:56,534
I done fricked up, okay?
449
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,217
I turned my back on you,
450
00:17:58,493 --> 00:18:01,153
and I let Travis
take advantage of my innocence.
451
00:18:01,278 --> 00:18:02,999
But then he went and killed
my baby birds.
452
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,625
What?
Those were babies?
453
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,168
No, eggs are baby birds.
454
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:08,713
No, eggs are baby chickens.
455
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:09,755
Everyone's wrong.
456
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:12,365
Guys, he's been recording
your every move.
457
00:18:12,632 --> 00:18:14,301
Okay, there's cameras in the plants.
458
00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:17,203
And he put me in charge
of surveillance.
459
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:20,239
I'm so, so, so...
I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
460
00:18:20,364 --> 00:18:22,226
Whoa! She's not kidding.
There's a tiny camera in here.
461
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,562
- Oh, my God.
- Feel like a tattle rat.
462
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,878
Oh, my gosh.
463
00:18:26,003 --> 00:18:27,413
If Earth Pets saw footage
464
00:18:27,538 --> 00:18:28,715
of that dude duck hunting
those birds out there,
465
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,216
they would be pissed!
466
00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:32,028
We need your help
and Jet Set's hair cream.
467
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,447
Coming in, Trav.
468
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,489
We're here to tell you you're
about to get a video chat call
469
00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:37,890
from the people at Earth Pets.
470
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,226
Yeah, I guess they got
some surveillance video
471
00:18:40,351 --> 00:18:43,414
of a certain executive
shooting birds.
472
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:44,790
Hmm, that'd be crazy.
473
00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:46,265
And I wouldn't say
they didn't like it...
474
00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:48,067
Because they didn't not like it.
475
00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:52,173
'cause they loved hating it
and not liking it at all.
476
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,258
Wha...
477
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:55,593
Oh, you might wanna answer that.
478
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,428
"Oh, no, I'm fired."
479
00:18:58,694 --> 00:19:00,514
Travis Rockne
of T.A.C. here.
480
00:19:00,738 --> 00:19:02,975
Hi, Travis.
Bridget McCarthy of Earth Pets.
481
00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:04,851
Hello, Bridget.
482
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,619
I was told you've taken over
for Alice Murphy.
483
00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:08,220
Temporarily.
484
00:19:08,345 --> 00:19:10,022
Alice has moved on
to greener pastures and I'm...
485
00:19:10,147 --> 00:19:11,915
In the process of looking...
486
00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:16,280
At... for her, uh, replacement.
487
00:19:16,554 --> 00:19:17,930
Well, I hate to tell you this,
488
00:19:18,055 --> 00:19:19,465
but we don't wanna work
with a replacement.
489
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,952
And we surely don't wanna work
with you either.
490
00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:25,004
Bridget, you know how
we value your... your business.
491
00:19:25,129 --> 00:19:26,939
Okay, well, get Alice Murphy back
492
00:19:27,064 --> 00:19:29,001
or you won't have our business,
bird killer!
493
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,102
Bird killer!
494
00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:35,147
You see our dicks, right?
495
00:19:35,272 --> 00:19:36,949
Mine's getting cold,
so I'm gonna put it away.
496
00:19:37,074 --> 00:19:38,551
- Yeah, it's a little cold.
- You keep it cold in here.
497
00:19:38,676 --> 00:19:39,985
Very chilly!
498
00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,320
So they're not as big
as they should be.
499
00:19:41,445 --> 00:19:42,922
- Very chilly.
- But they were out.
500
00:19:43,047 --> 00:19:44,975
Let it be known
they're out, we're men.
501
00:19:45,141 --> 00:19:46,345
- So...
- Okay.
502
00:19:48,185 --> 00:19:49,962
That's right, bitches.
503
00:19:50,087 --> 00:19:51,397
I'm back.
504
00:19:51,522 --> 00:19:53,566
What is that piss smell in here?
505
00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:54,967
- Jillian.
- Hi! Good to see you.
506
00:19:55,092 --> 00:19:56,502
- You look great.
- Shut up.
507
00:19:56,627 --> 00:19:57,863
- I'd love to.
- Couple of things.
508
00:19:58,029 --> 00:20:00,324
I need you to confirm my flight
to Playa Del Carmen.
509
00:20:00,631 --> 00:20:02,942
And I need you to find
those little birds.
510
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:05,412
I gotta do a video chat
with Earth Pets in a second.
511
00:20:05,803 --> 00:20:09,081
Oh, uh, well, Alice...
512
00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:11,544
actually, we kind of still have them.
513
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,337
We're just glad
to have you back, Alice.
514
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,297
Well, uh, Bridget,
515
00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:16,382
- I just can't wait...
- Ba-caw!
516
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,424
To be getting back, and I promise
517
00:20:18,549 --> 00:20:19,969
I'll contact you next week,
okay, gal pal?
518
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,679
- Ba-caw!
- See you later. Bye!
519
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,395
- Okay.
- Ba-caw!
520
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,557
Okay, okay, okay.
We're done.
521
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,225
- Yeah.
- She's gone.
522
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,500
Cool.
523
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:29,001
Hey, Alice, uh,
the lady on your computer,
524
00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:31,871
- she's not wrong.
- That's really nice.
525
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,400
Now why don't you get these
goddamn dead birds off of me...
526
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,608
- Sure.
- And get back to work?
527
00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:36,402
- Sorry.
- How about that?
528
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,653
I'm gonna keep this one.
529
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:38,612
- It was fun.
- Oh, hey.
530
00:20:38,778 --> 00:20:40,156
Can we get our airsoft guns back?
531
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,914
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
No problem.
532
00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:44,584
Thank you.
533
00:20:46,510 --> 00:20:47,705
Whoa!
Whoa!
534
00:20:48,178 --> 00:20:49,456
Yeah!
535
00:20:51,281 --> 00:20:53,043
God, I wish this was real.
536
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:57,047
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