1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,367 Sheldon, your food's getting cold. 2 00:00:05,538 --> 00:00:10,202 I'll eat later. Right now I'm suckling at the informative bosom of mother physics. 3 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:14,540 It's hot when Sheldon talks dirty. 4 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:19,184 So I found this website where you send them pictures... 5 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:22,344 ...they sculpt your head and make an action figure out of you. 6 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,456 - How awesome is that? - Let me see. 7 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:27,559 You can pick your wardrobe, you can choose your accessories. 8 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:32,255 Oh, Leonard, you can get a little asthma inhaler. 9 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:36,030 Oh, this is neat. 10 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,602 Think about all the action figures we've bought. 11 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,434 It would be kind of cool to have one that look like us. 12 00:00:44,644 --> 00:00:48,080 Yeah, if that's your idea of what's cool, you should get one. 13 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,440 Yeah, so I'm out. 14 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:55,253 What do you think? Want an action figure that looks like you? 15 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:58,455 - Would it come with kung-fu grip? - No. 16 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,456 Don't waste my time. 17 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,792 You get that these are personalized action figures. 18 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:07,091 Honey, if you want one, just get one. 19 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,666 - You're still out, right? - Yup. 20 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:41,294 A hush falls over the crowd as Cooper studies the board. 21 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,229 He makes his move. 22 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:47,737 He's dividing both sides by I, he's adding back the coefficient. 23 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,307 He has a value for P. He's plugging that back in. 24 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,944 He takes the derivative and he solves the equation. 25 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,810 - Crowd goes wild. "Nobel, Nobel!" - Cooper. 26 00:01:57,817 --> 00:01:59,751 "Nobel." Kripke. 27 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,380 Yeah... Don't look at my board. 28 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:08,753 - What's that? - That's a drawing of a really cool train. 29 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,828 Yeah, don't look at that, either. 30 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:13,225 - What do you want? - I have some bad news. 31 00:02:13,399 --> 00:02:16,300 You're working on a grant proposal for a new fusion reactor. 32 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:19,302 I'm working on a grant proposal for a new fusion reactor. 33 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,930 The university is only allowed to submit one proposal. 34 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:27,273 So they asked you to pack up your things and ship out. That's hard cheese, Barry. 35 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:29,540 You're one of the good ones. 36 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,312 No, they're making us work together. 37 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:35,947 That's ridiculous. 38 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:38,352 I am one of the great minds of our generation. 39 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:42,119 I work on a level so rarified, you couldn't even imagine it. 40 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:44,820 I said, stop looking at my cool train! 41 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:51,264 Hm. A strange place to put a picture of you and Bernadette. 42 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:56,041 Well, I've wanted everybody to know I love my wife, you know... 43 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:59,372 ...and nobody to know I forgot to turn off the laser. 44 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,611 They're here. Our action figures have arrived. 45 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:09,220 It's the best $500 I've ever spent. 46 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:12,885 A thousand dollars on action figures? How can you afford that? 47 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:16,061 Easy. His family is loaded and Bernadette has a great job. 48 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:19,096 My wife came with both funbags and moneybags. 49 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:25,735 Say hello to an exact-scale model of me. 50 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:33,135 Oh, I'm not dark chocolate. 51 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:36,180 I'm melt-in-your-mouth caramel. 52 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:39,482 Oh, man. 53 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:46,520 Look at my nose. 54 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,417 Maybe it's a shipping problem. 55 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,061 - What? - Yeah. 56 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:54,257 Maybe Wesley Snipes and Toucan Sam just got action figures and look like you. Heh. 57 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:59,070 - This sucks. - I can't believe I wasted all that money. 58 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,834 Aw, and my girlfriend wouldn't let me get one. 59 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:04,874 Look at my face. 60 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:07,775 Do I look smug? I feel smug. 61 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,719 I hate it when you make me sit through the credits. 62 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:17,117 Well, sometimes there's a secret ending, like in The Avengers. 63 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:21,886 Yeah, but I don't think that's gonna happen in a documentary about the Holocaust. 64 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,265 They could show bloopers. 65 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:30,633 - Oh, no. - What is that? 66 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:35,797 That is Sheldon's "I'm unhappy and about to destroy the planet" music. 67 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:40,068 - Let's just go to your place. - Lf he's unhappy, shouldn't we talk to him? 68 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:43,579 "Shouldn't we talk to him?" Have you learned nothing in six years? 69 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,753 You doing okay, sweetie? 70 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:59,591 There's ominous music playing and there's an afghan over my head. 71 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:03,725 I don't know where you're from, but where I'm from, that means I'm not doing okay. 72 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:08,001 - I'm gonna make you some tea. - Tea is for when I'm upset. I'm not upset. 73 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:12,337 The university is forcing me to work with Kripke. I'm outraged. 74 00:05:13,212 --> 00:05:14,941 So cocoa? 75 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:16,342 Yes, cocoa. 76 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:22,915 Do you have any idea what it's like to be paired with someone so annoying? 77 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:25,853 Oh, teacher, me, me. 78 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:31,490 You see, I did all this great work and now he's just gonna come and ruin it. 79 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,531 I'm angrier than ever and filled with despair. 80 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:39,831 - What beverage do you make for that? - Oh, no, no, no, I know this. 81 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:44,604 - Hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks? - Hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks. 82 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,741 What the frig, Cooper? 83 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:55,014 We were supposed to be in my office half an hour ago. 84 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:59,454 And yet now you're in my office. Point Cooper. 85 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,260 Welcome to the thunderdome, Kripke. 86 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:06,523 We agreed to exchange copies of our work. Let me see yours. 87 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:09,629 Why don't you show me yours first? 88 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:12,530 You think I just fell off the turnip truck? 89 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:15,563 We exchange at the same time. 90 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:19,877 How do I know you're not going to take my ideas and publish them? 91 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,741 How do I know you're not gonna? 92 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:25,577 Yeah, because I'm not interested in getting published in MAD Magazine. 93 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:29,681 The zingers fly fast in the thunderdome, Barry. 94 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:32,282 Are we gonna do this or not? 95 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,923 Thank you. So we read each other's work and meet again tomorrow? 96 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:37,653 Fine. 97 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,735 Nice try. This is blank paper. 98 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,396 And I'm sure it's still more valuable than whatever's in here. 99 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:51,702 - Cough it up, Cooper. - Very well. 100 00:06:56,716 --> 00:07:00,083 If this one's blank too, I'm gonna be furious. 101 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:04,851 Fine. 102 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:16,267 Yo, always bet on black. 103 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,935 Get that waste of money out of my face. 104 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:23,806 It's only a waste of money if we don't play with them. 105 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:26,069 He's right, dog. 106 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,842 Please, I'm working. 107 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:33,408 You know, there is a way we can get action figures to look exactly like us. 108 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,053 Oh, yeah? How's that? 109 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:38,156 Two words: 3D printer. 110 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:41,383 But maybe it's three words. No, hang on. Okay. 111 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:45,657 One word, a letter and a number, and maybe a hyphen. 112 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:47,856 3D printer. 113 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,462 I have always wanted a 3D printer. 114 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,969 Of course you have. They're an engineer's dream. 115 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,268 Anything you can design, a 3D printer can make out of plastic. 116 00:07:57,443 --> 00:07:59,638 Yeah, but they're so expensive. 117 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,439 Oh, come on, you deserve one. 118 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:04,606 You've worked hard to find a woman who makes a lot of money. 119 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,177 Well, the prices have been coming down. 120 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:12,289 Oh, true. They're practically giving them away. 121 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:15,450 You know, in exchange for money. 122 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:18,687 And we could make stuff we need for work with it. 123 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:22,299 Prototypes of my CAD/CAM designs, specialized tools. 124 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:26,632 Not to mention Malibu Koothrappali and his totally bitching dream house. 125 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:30,535 We don't need Malibu Koothrappali's dream house. 126 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:34,305 Really, smart guy? Where is he supposed to park his sweet little Corvette? 127 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:41,052 The monkey in my tobacco study has taken to smoking a pipe. 128 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,518 I'm supposed to remove his brain to examine... 129 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,853 ...but it's hard, because now he reminds me of my uncle. 130 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:53,023 You've been awfully quiet tonight. Is everything okay? 131 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,365 I'm fine. 132 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,862 All right. Well, how was work today? 133 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,198 Did you exchange your research with Kripke? 134 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:03,666 Yes. 135 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,444 Sheldon, what's going on? 136 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,577 I read his research and... 137 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,882 ...it's leaps and bounds ahead of mine. 138 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:19,081 Which means the mommy of the smartest physicist at the university... 139 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:21,852 ...is not my mommy as I had thought. 140 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,091 It's his mommy. 141 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:30,202 Sheldon, I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better. 142 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:34,572 May I offer you a consoling hug? 143 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,264 What do we have to lose? 144 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,606 How's that? 145 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:48,780 I feel like I'm being strangled by a boa constrictor. 146 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,791 Why'd you stop? 147 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:03,195 Come on, Sheldon, we're gonna be late. 148 00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:06,502 I can't go in today, I'm sick. 149 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,867 You're not sick. You don't wanna face Kripke. 150 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:12,033 No. Look. 151 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,706 One hundred and 28. 152 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,375 See? 153 00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:24,352 - What did you do? Put this in your tea? - Oh, dear. 154 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:27,651 Now I'm not even smarter than you. 155 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:32,028 Sheldon, Kripke is not smarter than you. You just got stuck on a wrong path. 156 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:35,793 Happened to Einstein. He got stuck in the unified field theory for decades. 157 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,595 Oh, don't play the Einstein card. 158 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:40,261 His breakthroughs happened when no one knew anything. 159 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,430 Everything was a great breakthrough. 160 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:45,801 Sheldon Lee Cooper, I do not have time for this nonsense. 161 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,970 Go put your clothes on, get in the car, and let's go to work. 162 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:52,884 All right, jeez. 163 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,277 What a grouch. 164 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,725 How did I do that? I gotta remember how I did that. 165 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:05,063 Do you realize by owning a 3D printer... 166 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,791 ...we are reclaiming the manufacturing process... 167 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:11,903 ...and taking jobs back from sweatshops in China. 168 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:15,072 I think this thing was made in China. 169 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,072 Eh, what can you do? 170 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,503 Ooh, I think it's done. 171 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,611 It worked. 172 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:27,452 We printed a whistle. 173 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:29,914 Amazing. 174 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:33,183 You realize these things go for 25 cents a pop at a party store. 175 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,486 And we made it in only three hours. 176 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:39,995 - Sounds just like store-bought. - Heh, heh. 177 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,467 Okay, give me a superhero pose... 178 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:48,038 ...and I will scan you into the computer for your action figure. 179 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,839 Oh, I wish I was in better shape. 180 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:57,539 Stop holding your stomach in, I'll give you a six-pack with the computer. 181 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:58,978 Oh, okay, great. 182 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,210 Now, I can look like Val Kilmer as Batman... 183 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,049 ...instead of Val Kilmer as he looks today. 184 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,953 All right. You can suck it in a little bit. 185 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,193 Cooper, we have a problem. 186 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:18,325 Your work is really not at the level I expected it to be. 187 00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:21,697 I know. Go ahead and mock me. 188 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:24,536 But use small words so I understand. 189 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,874 Don't play dumb with me. We both know what your problem is. 190 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:32,173 - We do? - You have a girlfriend. 191 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:35,579 - So? - So my work would suffer too... 192 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,882 ...if I was getting laid all the time. 193 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,887 Yes. 194 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:49,292 That is the reason. 195 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:53,002 My work is suffering because of... 196 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,534 ...all the laid I'm getting. 197 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,875 You lucky bastard. 198 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:04,842 What can I say? You know, she enjoys my genitals. 199 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:10,411 I am giving them to her on a nightly basis. 200 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,752 Okay, stop bragging. 201 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:16,361 You had some brilliant insights in here. But if we'll make this work... 202 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,623 ...you need to buckle down and focus. - Yeah, I'll do what I can. 203 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:22,858 But it's not going to be easy because when I'm with Amy... 204 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:26,232 ...and our bathing suit areas mush together... 205 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,902 ...because it... Boy, howdy... . Is it magic. 206 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,541 Oh, good, you're home. 207 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,948 Got a little surprise for you. 208 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,178 Oh! 209 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:46,882 Say hello to my little friend. 210 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:53,459 Oh, my God, it's so cute. 211 00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:57,466 I didn't think there could be a smaller version of you. 212 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,128 I know, right? 213 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,969 And thanks to photographs and a little 3D modeling... 214 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,509 ...here comes the bride. 215 00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:10,772 - Oh, Howie, I love these. - I thought you might. 216 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,113 - Were they expensive? - It didn't cost a thing. I made them myself. 217 00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,617 - How? - Koothrappali and I... 218 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:19,155 ...bought a used 3D printer for $5000. 219 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,585 Heh, heh. 220 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:24,752 Five thousand dollars for a couple of dolls? Are you out of your mind? 221 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:28,292 Not just a couple of dolls. 222 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:31,766 For as many dolls as we want. 223 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:34,429 And whistles. 224 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:39,676 At any point did it dawn on you to talk to me about spending this kind of money? 225 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,773 It's kind of dawning on me now. 226 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,940 I don't believe you. 227 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,951 Howie, we can't afford to waste money on junk like this. 228 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:52,613 What are you talking about? We make plenty of money. 229 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,692 I make plenty of money. You make peanuts. 230 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:59,160 Well, yes, but we're married now. 231 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,227 That means when you get sick, I take care of you. 232 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:06,131 And when you make a bunch of money... 233 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,466 ...I get to buy stuff. 234 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:14,711 Sorry if you don't like it, but that's how love works. 235 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,680 No. Here's how love works. You're gonna return the machine... 236 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:22,480 ...or you could print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those. 237 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,086 Oh, my God. Are you actually thinking about it? 238 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,057 I don't understand. Why didn't you just tell Kripke the truth? 239 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,428 Because the truth made me look bad. 240 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,503 Whereas a ridiculous bald-faced lie makes me look good. 241 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,604 Anyway, if Kripke asks... 242 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:48,907 ...tell him my coitus with Amy is frequent, intense and whimsically inventive. 243 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:58,114 Is my coitus whimsically inventive? 244 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,349 That is what I write on the bathroom walls. 245 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:03,154 "For a whimsically inventive time, call Leonard Hofstadter." 246 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:09,092 I know you're joking, but I'd be okay with that. 247 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,070 - Sheldon, can I ask you a question? - Of course. 248 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,069 Are you ever gonna sleep with Amy? 249 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:20,636 - That's awfully personal. - We don't ask Sheldon things like that. 250 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,872 Maybe you don't, I do. What's the deal? 251 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,745 Well, word around the university is... 252 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:30,013 ...I'm giving her sex organs a properjostling. 253 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,821 All right, come on, be serious. You have been going out a long time. 254 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:37,086 She would clearly like to have a physical relationship with you. 255 00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:38,627 So, what are you doing? 256 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,891 All right, we're down the rabbit hole. What are you doing? 257 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,495 Well, first of all, I'm quite fond of Amy. 258 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,968 Then what's the problem? 259 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:48,906 Penny... 260 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,442 ...all my life I have been uncomfortable... 261 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:56,103 ...with the sort of physical contact that comes easily to others... 262 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,647 ...handshaking, hugging... 263 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,682 ...prostate exams. 264 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,090 But I'm working on it, you know? 265 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:11,093 Just recently, I had to put VapoRub on Amy's chest. 266 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,993 A year ago, that would have been unthinkable. 267 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,363 Now you know how I feel when I have to put it on you. 268 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,797 Okay, hang on. 269 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,703 Are you saying someday you and Amy might... 270 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,936 ...actually get physical? 271 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,273 It's a possibility. 272 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,850 Oh, my God. 273 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,391 Sheldon, I know this wasn't easy and I'm glad we can have this conversation. 274 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,999 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 275 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,405 Sure you wanna do this? 276 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,842 - Give up your half of the 3D printer? - Yes. 277 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,244 And can you please make that out to Bernadette? 278 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:08,580 I was taken off the joint account until I learn the value of money. 279 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,246 Well, that's harsh. 280 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,255 Tell me about it. 281 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,558 Aren't you gonna eat lunch? 282 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:20,255 No, I blew my food allowance on Pokemon cards. 283 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:28,201 Well, the equation balances, but it's certainly not elegant. 284 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,739 Whatever. You get any last night? 285 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,370 Yes. 286 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,714 Gave it to her good, huh? 287 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,343 No, I gave it to her well. 288 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,222 Now, over here I was thinking... 289 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:48,052 ...turbulence could be reduced if we put... - Yeah, yeah. 290 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,958 Was she naked, or was she wearing lingerie? 291 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,626 I didn't notice. 292 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,127 How could you not notice? 293 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:03,764 I was too busy squishing all the desirable parts of her body. 294 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:07,002 Oh, you're killing me, Cooper! 295 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,307 Can we get back to work? 296 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,506 Sure, sure, sure. 297 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,608 You guys ever used any toys? 298 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,582 Toys? 299 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,123 I do have a model rocket next to my bed. 300 00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:26,321 A rocket? You're a freak. I love it.