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Sheldon, your food's
getting cold.
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I'll eat later.
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Right now, I'm suckling
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at the informative bosom
of mother physics.
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It's hot when
Sheldon talks dirty.
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So, I found this Web site
where you send them pictures,
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they sculpt your head
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and make an action figure
out of you.
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How awesome is that?
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Oh, let me see.
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Yeah, you can pick
your wardrobe.
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You can even choose
your accessories.
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Leonard, you can get
a little asthma inhaler.
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Oh, this is neat.
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Think about all the action figures
we've bought over the years.
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It would be kind of cool
to have ones that look like us.
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Don't you think?
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Yeah, if that's your idea
of what's cool,
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you should get one.
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Yeah, so, I'm out.
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What do you think, Sheldon?
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Want an action figure
that looks just like you?
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Would it come with kung-fu grip?
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No.
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Don't waste my time.
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You get that these are
personalize action figures.
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Honey, if you want one,
just get one.
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- You're still out, right?
- Yep.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x14 ♪
The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
Original Air Date on January 31, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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A hush falls over the crowd
as Cooper studies the board.
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He makes his move.
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He's dividing both sides by "I."
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He's adding back
the coefficient.
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He has a value for "P."
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He's plugging that back in.
He takes the derivative,
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and he solves the equation.
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The crowd goes wild.
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Nobel! Nobel!
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Cooper?
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Nobel.
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Kripke.
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Don't look at my board.
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What's that?
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That's a drawing
of a really cool train.
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Don't look at that, either.
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What do you want?
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I have some bad news.
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You're working on a grant proposal
for a new fusion reactor.
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I'm working on a grant proposal
for a new fusion reactor.
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The university is only allowed
to submit one proposal.
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So they asked you to pack up
your things and ship out.
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That's hard cheese, Barry.
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You're one of the good ones.
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No, they're making us
work together.
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That's ridiculous.
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I am one of the great minds
of our generation.
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I work on a level so rarified
you couldn't even imagine it.
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I said stop looking
at my cool train!
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Hmm.
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Kind of a strange place to put a
picture of you and Bernadette.
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Well, I wanted everybody
to know I love my wife.
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And nobody to know I forgot
to turn off the laser.
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They're here.
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Our action figures
have arrived.
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This is the best $500
I've ever spent.
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$1,000 on action figures?
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How can you afford that?
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Easy-- his family's loaded,
and Bernadette has a great job.
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My wife came with both
fun bags and money bags.
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Say hello to an exact
scale model of me.
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Oh, I'm not dark chocolate.
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I'm melt-in-your-mouth caramel.
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Oh, man.
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Look at my nose.
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Maybe it's a shipping problem.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Maybe Wesley Snipes
and Toucan Sam
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just got action figures
that look like you guys.
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This sucks.
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I can't believe
I wasted all that money.
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Aw, and my girlfriend
wouldn't let me get one.
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Look at my face.
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Do I look smug?
I feel smug.
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I hate it when you make me
sit through all the credits.
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Well, sometimes there's
a secret ending,
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like in The Avengers.
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Yeah, but I don't think
that's going to happen
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in a documentary
about the Holocaust.
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They could show bloopers.
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Oh, no.
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- What is that?
- That is Sheldon's
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"I'm unhappy and about
to destroy the planet" music.
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Come on, let's just go
to your place.
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Well, wait, if he's unhappy,
shouldn't we talk to him?
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"Shouldn't we talk to him?"
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Have you learned nothing
in six years?
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You doing okay, sweetie?
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There is ominous music playing,
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and there is an afghan
over my head.
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I don't know where you're from,
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but where I'm from,
that means I'm not doing okay.
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Want me to make you some tea?
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Tea is for when I'm upset.
I'm not upset.
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The university's forcing me
to work with Kripke.
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I'm outraged.
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So, cocoa?
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Yes, cocoa.
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Do you have any idea what
it's like to be paired
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with someone who's so
incredibly annoying?
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Oh, teacher! Me! Me!
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See, I did all this great work,
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and now he's just going to
come along and ruin it.
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I am angrier than ever
and filled with despair.
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What beverage
do you make for that?
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Oh... no, no, no, I know this.
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Uh...
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hot apple cider
with cinnamon sticks?
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Yes, hot apple cider
with cinnamon sticks!
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What the frig, Cooper?
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We were supposed to meet in
my office a half an hour ago.
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And yet,
now you're in my office.
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Point: Cooper.
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Welcome to the Thunderdome,
Kripke.
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We agreed to exchange
copies of our work.
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Let me see yours.
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Why don't you show me
yours first.
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You think I just fell
off the turnip truck?
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We exchange at the same time.
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How do I know you're not
going to take my ideas
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and publish them as your own?
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How do I know you're not
going to do that with mine?
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Yeah, because I'm not interested in getting
published in Mad magazine.
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Zingers fly fast
in the Thunderdome, Barry.
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Are we going to do this or not?
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Thank you.
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So, we read each other's work,
meet again tomorrow?
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Fine.
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Nice try.
This is blank paper.
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And I am sure it's still more valuable
than whatever's in here.
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Cough it up, Cooper.
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Very well.
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If this one's blank, too,
I'm going to be furious.
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Fine.
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You!
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Always bet on black.
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Get that waste of money
out of my face.
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It's only a waste of money
if we don't play with them.
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He's right, dawg.
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Please, I'm working.
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You know, there is a way
we can get action figures
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to look exactly like us.
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Oh, yeah?
How's that?
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Two words:
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3-D printer.
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Wait, maybe it's three words.
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No, hang on.
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Okay, one word, a letter
and a number and...
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maybe a hyphen.
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3-D printer.
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I have always wanted
a 3-D printer.
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Of course you have.
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They're an engineer's dream.
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Anything you can design,
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a 3-D printer can make
out of plastic.
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Yeah, but they're so expensive.
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Oh, come on.
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You deserve one.
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You've worked hard to find a woman
who makes a lot of money.
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Well, the prices
have been coming down.
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Oh, true.
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They're practically
giving them away.
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You know, in exchange for money.
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And we can make stuff
we need for work with it.
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Prototypes
of my CAD/CAM designs,
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specialized tools...
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Not to mention
Malibu Koothrappali
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and his totally bitchin'
dream house.
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We don't need Malibu
Koothrappali's dream house.
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Really, smart guy?
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Where's he supposed to park
his sweet little Corvette?
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The monkey in my tobacco study
has taken to smoking a pipe.
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I'm supposed to remove
his brain to examine,
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but it's hard because now he
reminds me of my uncle.
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You've been
awfully quiet tonight.
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Is everything okay?
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I'm fine.
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All right, well,
how was work today?
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Did you exchange your research
with Kripke?
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Yes.
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Sheldon, what's going on?
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I read his research, and...
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it's leaps and bounds
ahead of mine.
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Which means the mommy
of the smartest physicist
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at the university is not
my mommy as I had thought.
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It's his mommy.
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Sheldon, I wish there was
something I could do
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to make you feel better.
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May I offer you a consoling hug?
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What do we have to lose?
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How's that?
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I feel like I'm being strangled
by a boa constrictor.
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Why'd you stop?
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Come on, Sheldon!
We're going to be late!
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I can't go in today.
I'm sick.
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You're not sick.
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You just don't want
to face Kripke.
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No, look.
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128.
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See?
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What did you do,
put this in your tea?
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Oh, dear.
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Now I'm not even smarter
than you.
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Sheldon, Kripke's not
smarter than you.
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You just got stuck
on a wrong path.
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Happened to Einstein.
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He got stuck on the unified
field theory for decades.
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Oh, don't play
the Einstein card.
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His great breakthroughs happened
when no one knew anything.
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So everything
was a great breakthrough.
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Sheldon Lee Cooper,
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I do not have time
for this nonsense.
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Now, go put your clothes on,
get in the car,
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and lets go to work.
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All right, geez.
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What a grouch.
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How did I do that?
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I got to remember
how I did that.
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Do you realize, by
owning a 3-D printer,
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we are reclaiming
the manufacturing process
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and taking jobs back
from sweatshops in China?
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I think this thing
was made in China.
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Eh, what can you do?
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Ooh, I-I think it's done.
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It worked!
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We printed a whistle.
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Amazing.
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You realize these things go for
25 cents a pop at a party store.
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And we made it
in only three hours.
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Sounds just like
store-bought.
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Okay, give me a superhero pose,
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and I will scan you into the
computer for your action figure.
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Oh, I wish I was
in better shape.
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Stop holding your stomach in.
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I'll give you a six-pack
with the computer.
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Oh, okay, great.
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Now I can look
like Val Kilmer as Batman
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00:11:57,514 --> 00:12:00,298
instead of Val Kilmer
as he looks today.
257
00:12:03,608 --> 00:12:05,913
All right, you can
suck it in a little bit.
258
00:12:09,278 --> 00:12:10,530
Cooper, we have a problem.
259
00:12:10,554 --> 00:12:14,379
Your work is really not
at a level I expected it to be.
260
00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:16,216
I know.
261
00:12:16,337 --> 00:12:17,920
Go ahead, mock me.
262
00:12:18,098 --> 00:12:20,676
Just use small words
so I understand.
263
00:12:21,928 --> 00:12:23,620
Don't play dumb with me.
264
00:12:23,783 --> 00:12:25,700
We both know
what your problem is.
265
00:12:25,864 --> 00:12:27,286
We do?
266
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,022
You have a girlfriend.
267
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:29,967
So?
268
00:12:29,985 --> 00:12:31,999
So my work would suffer, too,
269
00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:34,948
if I was getting laid
all the time.
270
00:12:39,523 --> 00:12:41,124
Yes.
271
00:12:43,336 --> 00:12:45,292
That is the reason.
272
00:12:46,323 --> 00:12:49,029
My work is suffering
because of...
273
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,978
all the laid I'm getting.
274
00:12:54,169 --> 00:12:56,253
You lucky bastard.
275
00:12:56,805 --> 00:12:58,374
What can I say, you know?
276
00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:00,642
She enjoys my genitals.
277
00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:05,960
I am giving them to her
on a nightly basis.
278
00:13:07,169 --> 00:13:09,138
Okay, stop bragging.
279
00:13:09,182 --> 00:13:11,210
You had some brilliant
insights in here,
280
00:13:11,247 --> 00:13:14,378
but if we're gonna make this work,
you need to buckle down and focus.
281
00:13:14,688 --> 00:13:15,817
I'll do what I can.
282
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:19,205
But it's not going to be easy,
because when I'm with Amy
283
00:13:19,223 --> 00:13:22,586
and our bathing suit areas
mush together...
284
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,854
boy howdy, is it magic
285
00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:35,831
Oh, good, you're home.
286
00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:38,173
Got a little surprise for you.
287
00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:39,409
What?
288
00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:42,422
Say hello to my little friend.
289
00:13:45,447 --> 00:13:47,501
Oh, my God.
290
00:13:47,532 --> 00:13:49,807
That's so cute.
291
00:13:49,851 --> 00:13:52,390
I didn't think there could be
a smaller version of you.
292
00:13:55,296 --> 00:13:56,515
I know, right?
293
00:13:56,539 --> 00:14:00,252
And, thanks to photographs
and a little 3-D modeling,
294
00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:02,738
here comes the bride.
295
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,955
Oh, Howie, I love these.
296
00:14:05,974 --> 00:14:07,118
I thought you might.
297
00:14:07,311 --> 00:14:08,412
Were they expensive?
298
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,256
Didn't cost a thing.
I made them myself.
299
00:14:10,289 --> 00:14:12,078
How?
Koothrappali and I
300
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:15,470
bought a used 3-D printer
for $5,000.
301
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:19,327
$5,000 for a couple of dolls?
302
00:14:19,335 --> 00:14:21,224
Are you out of your mind?
303
00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:24,575
Not just a couple of dolls.
304
00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:27,348
For as many dolls as we want.
305
00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:30,564
And whistles.
306
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,240
At any point, did it dawn
on you to talk to me
307
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,213
about spending this
kind of money?
308
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,044
It's kind of dawning on me now.
309
00:14:40,159 --> 00:14:42,091
I don't believe you!
310
00:14:42,204 --> 00:14:45,316
Howie, we can't afford to waste
money on junk like this.
311
00:14:45,457 --> 00:14:47,068
What are you talking about?
312
00:14:47,099 --> 00:14:48,668
We make plenty of money.
313
00:14:48,685 --> 00:14:49,919
I make plenty of money!
314
00:14:49,938 --> 00:14:51,837
You make peanuts!
315
00:14:52,774 --> 00:14:55,742
Yes, but we're married now.
316
00:14:55,806 --> 00:14:59,504
That means, when you get sick,
I take care of you.
317
00:14:59,529 --> 00:15:02,532
And when you make
a bunch of money,
318
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,844
I get to buy stuff.
319
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:10,066
Sorry if you don't like it,
but that's how love works.
320
00:15:10,957 --> 00:15:13,607
No, here's how love works.
321
00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:15,240
You're gonna return
the machine,
322
00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:17,273
or you can print out a
working set of lady parts
323
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:18,859
and sleep with those.
324
00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:23,132
Oh, my God! Are you
actually thinking about it?
325
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,287
All right, I don't understand.
326
00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:30,343
Why didn't you just
tell Kripke the truth?
327
00:15:30,409 --> 00:15:32,723
Because the truth
made me look bad,
328
00:15:32,781 --> 00:15:35,732
whereas a ridiculous bald-faced
lie makes me look good.
329
00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:38,858
Anyway, if Kripke asks,
330
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,580
tell him my coitus with Amy
is frequent,
331
00:15:41,621 --> 00:15:44,638
intense and whimsically
inventive.
332
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:53,845
Is my coitus
whimsically inventive?
333
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,519
That is what I write
on the bathroom walls.
334
00:15:56,552 --> 00:15:59,433
"For a whimsically inventive time,
call Leonard Hofstadter."
335
00:16:02,638 --> 00:16:04,570
I know you're joking,
but I'd be okay with that.
336
00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:05,986
Yeah.
337
00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,445
Sheldon, can I ask you
a question?
338
00:16:08,471 --> 00:16:10,892
- Of course.
- You ever going to sleep with Amy?
339
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,083
That's awfully personal.
340
00:16:15,102 --> 00:16:16,799
We don't ask Sheldon
things like that.
341
00:16:16,824 --> 00:16:17,874
Maybe you don't; I do.
342
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,361
What's the deal?
343
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,904
Well, word around the university
344
00:16:22,928 --> 00:16:25,868
is I'm giving her sex organs
a proper jostling.
345
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:28,467
All right, come on, be serious.
346
00:16:28,485 --> 00:16:30,269
Look, you guys have been
going out a long time.
347
00:16:30,295 --> 00:16:33,414
She would clearly like to have
a physical relationship with you,
348
00:16:33,447 --> 00:16:34,891
so what are you doing?
349
00:16:34,921 --> 00:16:36,234
All right, we're down
the rabbit hole.
350
00:16:36,253 --> 00:16:38,109
What are you doing?
351
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,902
Well, first of all,
I'm quite fond of Amy.
352
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:43,430
Then what's the problem?
353
00:16:43,594 --> 00:16:45,281
Penny...
354
00:16:45,727 --> 00:16:48,728
all my life,
I have been uncomfortable
355
00:16:48,765 --> 00:16:50,582
with the sort
of physical contact
356
00:16:50,599 --> 00:16:52,503
that comes easily
to others--
357
00:16:52,522 --> 00:16:55,009
hand-shaking, hugging,
358
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,939
prostate exams.
359
00:17:01,282 --> 00:17:03,446
But I'm working on it,
you know?
360
00:17:03,469 --> 00:17:07,393
Just recently, I had to put
VapoRub on Amy's chest.
361
00:17:07,429 --> 00:17:10,130
A year ago, that would
have been unthinkable.
362
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,960
Now you know how I feel
when I have to put it on you.
363
00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:17,150
Okay. Hang on.
364
00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:19,992
Are you saying someday
you and Amy might...
365
00:17:20,136 --> 00:17:23,520
actually get physical?
366
00:17:26,394 --> 00:17:27,978
It's a possibility.
367
00:17:30,526 --> 00:17:32,510
Oh, my God!
368
00:17:39,113 --> 00:17:40,698
Sheldon, I know this
wasn't easy for you,
369
00:17:40,716 --> 00:17:42,600
and I'm really glad we could
have this conversation.
370
00:17:42,622 --> 00:17:43,871
Oh, yeah.
371
00:17:44,594 --> 00:17:45,761
Ow!
372
00:17:50,872 --> 00:17:52,824
Are you sure you
want to do this?
373
00:17:52,858 --> 00:17:54,858
Give up your half
of the 3-D printer?
374
00:17:55,053 --> 00:17:56,123
Yes.
375
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:58,278
And can you please make
that out to Bernadette?
376
00:17:58,306 --> 00:18:02,295
I was taken off the joint account
until I learn the value of money.
377
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,575
Wow, that's harsh.
378
00:18:06,597 --> 00:18:08,304
Tell me about it.
379
00:18:09,443 --> 00:18:10,605
Aren't you gonna eat lunch?
380
00:18:10,612 --> 00:18:14,230
Nah, I blew my food allowance
on Pokémon cards.
381
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:22,389
Well, the equation balances,
but it's certainly not elegant.
382
00:18:22,505 --> 00:18:24,621
Whatever.
You get any last night?
383
00:18:27,049 --> 00:18:28,633
Yes.
384
00:18:29,398 --> 00:18:31,420
Gave it to her good, huh?
385
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,571
No, I gave it to her well.
386
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,556
Now, over here, I was thinking
387
00:18:39,587 --> 00:18:41,398
the turbulence could be
reduced if we just put...
388
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,341
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
389
00:18:42,366 --> 00:18:45,351
Was she naked,
or was she wearing lingerie?
390
00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:50,358
I didn't notice.
391
00:18:50,717 --> 00:18:52,906
How could you not notice?
392
00:18:53,285 --> 00:18:57,491
I was too busy squishing all
the desirable parts of her body.
393
00:18:57,838 --> 00:19:00,655
Ah, you're killing me, Cooper!
394
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,781
- Can we get back to work?
- Sure, sure, sure.
395
00:19:07,308 --> 00:19:09,176
You guys ever use any toys?
396
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,267
Toys?
397
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,370
I do have a model rocket
next to my bed.
398
00:19:17,443 --> 00:19:20,793
A rocket?
You're a freak! I love it!
399
00:19:21,948 --> 00:19:26,948
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