﻿1
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Some asshat
pops out of my closet

2
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asking about my dad.

3
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Henry Winchester.

4
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That's
our grandfather.

5
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My father
and his father before him

6
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were both
Men of Letters,

7
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as John and you two
should have been.

8
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Our father
taught us how to be hunters.

9
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Okay, what's that?
I wish I knew.

10
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I'm beginning to gather

11
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I don't make it back
from this time, do I?

12
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In the box is the key
to every object,

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scroll, spell ever collected
for thousands of years

14
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under one roof.

15
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Take it
to these coordinates.

16
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What are the chances
that place is still standing?

17
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A chance we've got to take,
I guess.

18
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Heil Hitler.

19
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Shoot him!

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<font color=#00FF00>♪ Supernatural 8x13 ♪</font>
<font color=#00FFFF>Everybody Hates Hitler</font>
Original Air Date on February 6, 2013

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== sync, corrected by <font color="#00FF00">elderman</font> ==

22
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When's the last time
somebody was in this place?

23
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65, 70 years ago.

24
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Son of a bitch.

25
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Look at this.

26
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Ham radio,
telegraph, switchboard.

27
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This was
their nerve center.

28
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Henry did say
that they ran dispatch

29
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on their own team
of hunters.

30
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Wow.

31
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Halfway through their coffee
and a game of chess --

32
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looks like whoever
was manning the hub left quick.

33
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On the alarm call
that ended the Men of Letters.

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Son of a bitch.

35
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Sammy, I think
we found the Bat Cave.

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♪ Get thee behind me, Satan

37
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Morning.

38
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Morning.

39
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The, uh, water pressure

40
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in the letters' shower room
is marvelous.

41
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Yeah. I still can't figure out
how we even have water...

42
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or electricity.

43
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Yep, well, I am putting that
under the "ain't broke" column.

44
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Listen,
little brother,

45
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let's not go all geek
on this stuff, okay?

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"Geek"?

47
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Yeah.

48
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Yeah, I mean, don't --
don't get me wrong.

49
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This stuff is awesome,

50
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and it looks like they ran
a real tight outfit here,

51
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but I'm just saying, you know,
don't, uh,

52
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don't think that they knew some
big secrets that we don't know.

53
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Dean...

54
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They were
a secret society.

55
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Which means
that they made crap up

56
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and wore fezzes and sashes
and swung around scimitars.

57
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They probably
didn't even sharp--

58
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That's very sharp.

59
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Dean, look, I think
we might have something here --

60
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something that could help us,
help humanity.

61
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Henry
certainly thought so.

62
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I mean, you know damn well
we could use a break.

63
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What if
we finally got one?

64
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Are you gonna take off
the dead-guy robe?

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♪ He promised to wait

66
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Well, well...

67
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It's so late.

68
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I didn't expect you in
at all.

69
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Three times
I had to transfer the bus lines

70
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to lose him today.

71
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Right --
your sinister friend.

72
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You don't believe me
I'm being followed.

73
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Nobody ever does.

74
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So, yes, I would like to see,
uh, manuscript FD113

75
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from
the Holtzinger estate.

76
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Oh, my.

77
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You're going to catalogue
that whole collection for us,

78
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aren't you?

79
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If I have to.

80
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Thank you.

81
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Gottenyu.

82
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This book --
we need to protect it.

83
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This thing they put on me --
he's too close!

84
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I can't take this ledger
with me!

85
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Of course you can't.

86
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It's part of
the special reference section,

87
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where it will be
perfectly safe.

88
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Oh. Oh. Oh.

89
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I still have
10 minutes, yes?

90
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Eight minutes...

91
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before all materials must be
returned to the main desk.

92
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Please leave a message
at the tone.

93
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Now, listen to me
carefully.

94
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I got no time left.

95
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I found it!
I found it!

96
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When you --
when you follow me here,

97
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you're gonna need
this number here --

98
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Q...

99
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Why so shy?
Come in!

100
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Come in out of the cold!

101
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You'll have a cup
of coffee

102
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with -- with your old enemy.

103
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You Nazi
piece of rubbish!

104
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You Nazi pig!

105
00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:38,344
Hey!

106
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Hey!

107
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So...
How's Kevin doing?

108
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You know.

109
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He's okay, I guess.

110
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In his corner,
hacking out his "Da Vinci code""

111
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nothing actionable yet.

112
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Garth says hi,
by the way.

113
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Anything from Cass?

114
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No. Not -- not a peep.
Why? You?

115
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No, he's, uh --
he's not answering.

116
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Right.

117
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Well, uh, so I have been
trying to chart out

118
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the Letters' network
of hunters, their allies,

119
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uh, affiliated groups
they worked with, kept files on.

120
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Circa 1958?

121
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Yeah. True.

122
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Uh, most are dead or defunct,
but others -- I'm not so sure,

123
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and this one...

124
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...you should definitely
check out.

125
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The Judah Initiative?

126
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European team --

127
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they were active
during World War II.

128
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Really? Hunters fighting
in a war -- that's cool.

129
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Not exactly hunters,
n-n-not exactly fighting,

130
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but, uh...
Rabbis.

131
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Rabbis?

132
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Really?

133
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The Letters' file on them
is sketchy,

134
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but, apparently,
they were hard-core saboteurs.

135
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So, I ran a search

136
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on the initiative's
entire roster,

137
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and I got a hit --
one rabbi Isaac Bass.

138
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He was 17 years old
when he joined the Initiative

139
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and 85 years old
when he died...

140
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two weeks ago.

141
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In a college town back east,
he was capped.

142
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"Capped"?

143
00:13:04,966 --> 00:13:06,232
Yeah.

144
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He was there
doing research,

145
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and according to eyewitnesses,
he spontaneously combusted.

146
00:13:11,906 --> 00:13:13,639
So...

147
00:13:13,641 --> 00:13:16,025
this is a case?

148
00:13:19,496 --> 00:13:21,614
I just got back.

149
00:13:32,209 --> 00:13:36,162
So you...worked
with the late Rabbi Bass?

150
00:13:36,164 --> 00:13:38,881
I was a research associate
of Rabbi Bass, yes.

151
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I'm trying to complete
his last paper for publication.

152
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I'd just like to review
what he was after here.

153
00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:46,005
Well, that would be
quite a lot of material.

154
00:13:46,007 --> 00:13:48,007
He was here open to close
for almost a week.

155
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Wow.

156
00:13:49,177 --> 00:13:51,844
Um, how about just the stuff
he was looking at...

157
00:13:51,846 --> 00:13:55,031
you know,
the day he, uh...

158
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caught fire?

159
00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:00,153
Does shorten the list
a bit.

160
00:14:00,155 --> 00:14:01,654
He was a really nice
old kook,

161
00:14:01,656 --> 00:14:02,688
really nice.

162
00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:04,290
Kook? How so?

163
00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:06,392
You know,
he'd talk a lot

164
00:14:06,394 --> 00:14:08,878
to us, to himself,
to anyone who'd listen.

165
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,414
He was always talking
about this secret war

166
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that nobody knew
was going on.

167
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Conspiracy stuff --
he was obsessed with Nazis.

168
00:14:15,170 --> 00:14:18,004
But he said they were
"Special Nazis," you know...

169
00:14:18,972 --> 00:14:20,056
Necromancers.

170
00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:22,175
Necromancers?

171
00:14:22,177 --> 00:14:24,377
Yeah, like from that
world of whatever-craft

172
00:14:24,379 --> 00:14:25,978
that my little brother
is always playing.

173
00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:27,880
Nazi...Necromancers.

174
00:14:27,882 --> 00:14:28,931
It's sad,
isn't it --

175
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that old people
have to go so crazy?

176
00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:32,769
I know. It <i>is</i> sad.

177
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,570
Hmm.

178
00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:39,742
You, um...

179
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I'm sorry.

180
00:14:43,998 --> 00:14:45,415
You, uh, you both
saw the accident?

181
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,750
I can still
hear his screams.

182
00:14:47,752 --> 00:14:49,585
It was like
the fire was alive,

183
00:14:49,587 --> 00:14:51,454
like -- like
it was attacking him.

184
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:53,039
It was like watching
the most awful movie

185
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:54,957
of the most terrible thing
you could possibly see.

186
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:56,408
It was like that.

187
00:14:57,177 --> 00:14:59,629
Yeah.

188
00:15:17,564 --> 00:15:20,116
Special Agent Bolan.

189
00:15:21,434 --> 00:15:22,618
Oh, really?

190
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:25,121
Wow.

191
00:15:25,123 --> 00:15:27,323
I thought you were like
a headhunter or something.

192
00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:29,942
This is the second,
maybe third time

193
00:15:29,944 --> 00:15:31,944
I'm seeing you
today?

194
00:15:31,946 --> 00:15:33,996
Why you following me,
Gingerbread?

195
00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:37,667
Oh, so we
um...

196
00:15:38,952 --> 00:15:41,620
...we didn't have a thing
back there, huh?

197
00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:45,124
Back where?
W-what, now?

198
00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:47,293
I'm sorry, man.
I-I thought

199
00:15:47,295 --> 00:15:50,263
I thought we had a thing
back at the quad, you know --

200
00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:53,132
a little
"eye magic" moment,

201
00:15:53,134 --> 00:15:56,068
and I saw you here
and I figured I'd wait

202
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,469
until you were done
with your meeting

203
00:15:57,471 --> 00:15:59,272
and then maybe
we might, uh...

204
00:15:59,274 --> 00:16:01,574
Yeah.
Uh, okay, but no --

205
00:16:01,576 --> 00:16:03,593
uh, no moment.

206
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:06,929
This is a...
federal investigation.

207
00:16:07,981 --> 00:16:09,815
Is that supposed to make you
less interesting?

208
00:16:11,869 --> 00:16:13,169
No.
I-I'm sorry, man.

209
00:16:13,171 --> 00:16:15,671
I hope -- I hope I didn't
freak you out or anything.

210
00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:18,508
No. No.
I-I'm n-not freaked out.

211
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:22,328
It's just a, you know...
a federal thing.

212
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,347
It's, uh...

213
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,333
Okay, citizen.

214
00:16:27,335 --> 00:16:28,851
As you were.

215
00:16:28,853 --> 00:16:30,336
You have
a good night.

216
00:16:30,338 --> 00:16:31,971
You -- you...

217
00:16:31,973 --> 00:16:33,890
...have a -- okay.

218
00:16:36,861 --> 00:16:38,010
- Yeah.
- Hey.

219
00:16:38,012 --> 00:16:41,314
So I, uh, looked into
the rabbi's research.

220
00:16:41,316 --> 00:16:42,732
It doesn't
make a lot of sense --

221
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,567
um...

222
00:16:45,954 --> 00:16:48,070
...bird watching.

223
00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:49,188
Huh.

224
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:52,408
Well, uh, the two
very hot co-captains

225
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:53,960
of the women's
volleyball team

226
00:16:53,962 --> 00:16:56,913
agree that the rabbi's death
was very unnatural.

227
00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,364
I think
we still got a case.

228
00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:01,083
That would explain why I have
something stuck to my shoe.

229
00:17:02,302 --> 00:17:03,219
You being followed?

230
00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:04,554
Yeah, I think so.
That's weird.

231
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,138
I thought
I was being followed earlier.

232
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,506
Turned out to be
a gay thing.

233
00:17:07,508 --> 00:17:08,307
What?

234
00:17:08,309 --> 00:17:10,092
Nothing.
You need a hand?

235
00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:11,060
Yes, please.

236
00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:12,144
Got someplace
quiet?

237
00:17:12,146 --> 00:17:13,045
Visitors parking --

238
00:17:13,047 --> 00:17:14,263
the boonies.

239
00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:16,933
I'll park in the back.
30 minutes.

240
00:17:38,005 --> 00:17:39,288
Hey, pal.

241
00:17:54,889 --> 00:17:55,688
Dean?

242
00:18:14,207 --> 00:18:15,041
Stop.

243
00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:19,795
Oh, my spleen.

244
00:18:19,797 --> 00:18:23,132
What...the hell...is that?

245
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:24,033
He's a Golem.

246
00:18:24,952 --> 00:18:26,335
Well, he's <i>my</i> Golem.

247
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,170
Right.

248
00:18:40,663 --> 00:18:43,515
The rabbi who was murdered,
Isaac Bass,

249
00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:46,101
he was my grandfather.
That's why we're here.

250
00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:48,019
When you guys started
to follow up on his case,

251
00:18:48,021 --> 00:18:48,937
we started
following you.

252
00:18:48,939 --> 00:18:50,021
So, wait.

253
00:18:50,023 --> 00:18:51,440
What you're saying
is that you and me --

254
00:18:51,442 --> 00:18:54,142
we, uh,
didn't have a moment?

255
00:18:54,877 --> 00:18:56,812
No, man.
I was tailing you.

256
00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:59,180
Told you
I was being followed.

257
00:18:59,182 --> 00:19:00,482
He was my gay thing.

258
00:19:01,484 --> 00:19:03,318
That was really good.
You really had me there.

259
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,569
That's very smooth.

260
00:19:04,571 --> 00:19:06,655
Yeah, well,
smooth is just about all I got.

261
00:19:07,907 --> 00:19:09,040
What?

262
00:19:10,127 --> 00:19:11,927
Yeah, that's right.
Keep walking...

263
00:19:13,546 --> 00:19:15,447
...you chia pet.

264
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,967
So,
that's a Golem?

265
00:19:18,969 --> 00:19:20,085
Yes...

266
00:19:20,087 --> 00:19:22,387
Shaped from Clay
and brought to life by rabbis

267
00:19:22,389 --> 00:19:24,506
to protect the Jewish people
in times of --

268
00:19:24,508 --> 00:19:27,092
I don't know --
general crappiness.

269
00:19:29,645 --> 00:19:31,113
And he's yours?

270
00:19:31,115 --> 00:19:32,047
Hardly.

271
00:19:32,049 --> 00:19:34,149
My grandfather
left him to me.

272
00:19:34,151 --> 00:19:36,184
I'm the last
surviving descendant

273
00:19:36,186 --> 00:19:40,038
of the members of this...thing,
this...Initiative.

274
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,857
The Judah Initiative?
Right, and he --

275
00:19:41,859 --> 00:19:43,024
Who?!

276
00:19:43,026 --> 00:19:44,609
Whoa.

277
00:19:44,611 --> 00:19:47,078
Who are they
to know about the men of Judah?

278
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,347
It's okay.

279
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:52,734
It's all right.

280
00:19:52,736 --> 00:19:55,454
<i>We</i> are
the good guys.

281
00:19:55,456 --> 00:19:56,705
Yeah.

282
00:19:56,707 --> 00:19:59,341
W-we're hunters, uh --
Sam and Dean Winchester.

283
00:19:59,343 --> 00:20:01,109
We know about
The Judah Initiative

284
00:20:01,111 --> 00:20:03,712
because our grandfather
was a man of Letters.

285
00:20:05,047 --> 00:20:06,481
Yes.

286
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:10,135
The rabbis
knew the Men of Letters.

287
00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:22,096
Thank you.
Thanks.

288
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:23,448
Take a seat.

289
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,152
So...
your grandfather

290
00:20:27,154 --> 00:20:29,938
was into all this
supernatural stuff, too?

291
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:34,459
Yeah, grandparents, mom, dad,
truckload of cousins --

292
00:20:34,461 --> 00:20:35,994
the whole family
was lousy for it,

293
00:20:35,996 --> 00:20:38,363
but we...
never had a Golem.

294
00:20:38,365 --> 00:20:41,282
Right. Yeah.
We, um, we grew up in it,

295
00:20:41,284 --> 00:20:42,300
but you...didn't?

296
00:20:42,302 --> 00:20:44,236
My grandfather's adventures,

297
00:20:44,238 --> 00:20:46,621
the Initiative,
the Golem, the war --

298
00:20:46,623 --> 00:20:48,957
they were the stories that
he told me when I was a kid.

299
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,392
I thought
it was make-believe.

300
00:20:50,394 --> 00:20:51,510
So did my parents --

301
00:20:51,512 --> 00:20:53,178
you know, fantasies
to help him cope

302
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:56,348
with all the horrible stuff
he'd seen,

303
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:58,667
but every once in a while,
crazy old grandpa Bass

304
00:20:58,669 --> 00:21:00,635
would come back by
on one of his trips,

305
00:21:00,637 --> 00:21:02,187
hand me a $20 savings bond,

306
00:21:02,189 --> 00:21:04,422
and say, "one day,
you'll inherit the mantle."

307
00:21:04,424 --> 00:21:07,325
Sure enough,
a few days after he died,

308
00:21:07,327 --> 00:21:13,782
this big box
shows up at my apartment.

309
00:21:13,784 --> 00:21:15,483
Because when I opened
that box,

310
00:21:15,485 --> 00:21:19,304
this big, naked,
potato-faced lunatic

311
00:21:19,306 --> 00:21:21,072
wakes up
and goes crazy!

312
00:21:21,074 --> 00:21:22,974
I didn't...go crazy.

313
00:21:22,976 --> 00:21:25,010
You trashed
my entertainment center!

314
00:21:25,012 --> 00:21:26,378
And my water bed.

315
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:31,165
This boy knows nothing,
observes none of the mitzvahs,

316
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:33,885
labors on sabbath,
dines on swine.

317
00:21:33,887 --> 00:21:36,054
Everybody loves bacon!

318
00:21:38,024 --> 00:21:39,524
He's no rabbi.

319
00:21:39,526 --> 00:21:40,525
Yifalchunbee!

320
00:21:40,527 --> 00:21:42,444
Don't start
with that stuff again.

321
00:21:42,446 --> 00:21:43,395
Yifalchunbee!

322
00:21:43,397 --> 00:21:45,346
Enough! Please!

323
00:21:45,348 --> 00:21:46,698
Quiet time!

324
00:21:49,852 --> 00:21:51,519
All right. What was that?
What was he saying?

325
00:21:51,521 --> 00:21:54,706
It's Hebrew for something
like "take charge,"

326
00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:56,357
but I have no idea
what he means.

327
00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:57,659
Look, I grew up
in Short Hills.

328
00:21:57,661 --> 00:21:59,193
I cheated my way
through Hebrew school.

329
00:21:59,195 --> 00:22:00,929
I never really listened
to my grandfather,

330
00:22:00,931 --> 00:22:02,080
what he was saying.

331
00:22:02,082 --> 00:22:03,999
So, wait -- he just
sends you this -- this Golem

332
00:22:04,001 --> 00:22:05,383
and expects you
to work it out?

333
00:22:05,385 --> 00:22:08,253
He didn't get much chance
to prepare me, I guess.

334
00:22:08,255 --> 00:22:10,555
My parents --

335
00:22:10,557 --> 00:22:12,507
they did everything they could
to prevent him

336
00:22:12,509 --> 00:22:14,542
from screwing me up
with all his crazy talk.

337
00:22:14,544 --> 00:22:15,627
See, after the war,

338
00:22:15,629 --> 00:22:17,846
my grandfather
spent the rest of his life

339
00:22:17,848 --> 00:22:20,448
trying to track down something
he called the Thule Society.

340
00:22:20,450 --> 00:22:22,901
The Thule Society.
Right. They were Nazis.

341
00:22:22,903 --> 00:22:24,736
Nazi Necromancers.

342
00:22:24,738 --> 00:22:26,454
N-necro-who?

343
00:22:26,456 --> 00:22:28,406
Uh, Necromancer --
uh, witches, sorcerers,

344
00:22:28,408 --> 00:22:30,909
dark magic,
mostly with dead people.

345
00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,578
Okay.

346
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:35,864
All I know
about the Thule

347
00:22:35,866 --> 00:22:38,700
is that they were this
twisted, secret fraternity,

348
00:22:38,702 --> 00:22:40,285
hell-bent
on world domination,

349
00:22:40,287 --> 00:22:42,787
that sponsored the early days
of the Nazi Party.

350
00:22:42,789 --> 00:22:44,238
My grandfather said

351
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,407
The Judah Initiative
was started to fight them.

352
00:22:46,409 --> 00:22:48,627
And the Thule
murdered your grandfather, boy.

353
00:22:49,595 --> 00:22:51,579
Find them
so I can do my work!

354
00:22:52,431 --> 00:22:53,515
Hey! Hey!!

355
00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:55,967
We're renting here!

356
00:22:55,969 --> 00:22:57,302
Renting.

357
00:23:00,657 --> 00:23:02,757
Look...

358
00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:04,909
I think
my Golem's right.

359
00:23:06,145 --> 00:23:07,929
My grandfather --

360
00:23:07,931 --> 00:23:12,400
he left me this message
on my machine the day he died,

361
00:23:12,402 --> 00:23:14,936
and he said that
he had found something

362
00:23:14,938 --> 00:23:16,988
that the Thule
were willing to kill him for.

363
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:21,459
He said he was hiding it here
in plain sight.

364
00:23:21,461 --> 00:23:26,665
He left me this weird --
I don't know -- equation.

365
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:29,467
It's not a phone number
or an address or coordinates --

366
00:23:29,469 --> 00:23:33,672
Q-L-6-7-3-W-3-8?

367
00:23:36,058 --> 00:23:37,625
Is it
a combination?

368
00:23:39,879 --> 00:23:42,580
Oh,
it's a call number.

369
00:23:43,532 --> 00:23:45,967
Library of Congress --
their filing system.

370
00:23:45,969 --> 00:23:47,802
They use it
in college libraries.

371
00:23:47,804 --> 00:23:49,738
Uh, Q-L-6-7-3 -- that...

372
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:51,806
That's sciences.

373
00:23:51,808 --> 00:23:53,608
Uh...

374
00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:55,694
Birds, I'm guessing.

375
00:23:55,696 --> 00:23:56,945
Let's go.

376
00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:08,456
What, do you two just break in
wherever you go?

377
00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:09,657
Yeah, well,
our dad wanted us

378
00:24:09,659 --> 00:24:11,176
to have a solid career
to fall back on,

379
00:24:11,178 --> 00:24:13,995
just in case this hunter thing
didn't pan out.

380
00:24:13,997 --> 00:24:15,997
Okay, so if I'm right,
then I think your grandfather

381
00:24:15,999 --> 00:24:17,832
switched manuscript FD113
out of the archives.

382
00:24:17,834 --> 00:24:19,167
I'll be right back.

383
00:24:53,637 --> 00:24:56,387
I owe you thanks.

384
00:24:56,389 --> 00:24:59,808
The rabbi got me this far,

385
00:24:59,810 --> 00:25:03,261
but you...
took me all the way.

386
00:25:04,396 --> 00:25:05,880
Now,
give me the ledger.

387
00:25:10,937 --> 00:25:12,353
Help!

388
00:25:12,355 --> 00:25:14,072
N-necromancer!

389
00:25:14,074 --> 00:25:15,556
Stay here!

390
00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:20,495
Crap.

391
00:25:20,497 --> 00:25:21,529
Aah!

392
00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:23,448
Aah.

393
00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:25,033
Crap!

394
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,669
Hey, big guy,

395
00:25:27,671 --> 00:25:30,922
they're both gonna die unless
we get whoever cast the spell.

396
00:25:32,926 --> 00:25:34,008
Come on.
Come on.

397
00:26:32,101 --> 00:26:34,135
Long live...

398
00:26:34,137 --> 00:26:35,854
the Thule.

399
00:26:44,830 --> 00:26:46,147
Or not.

400
00:27:00,868 --> 00:27:03,086
Oh...man.

401
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:05,488
The Men of Letters
healed you.

402
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:06,806
They saved your life.

403
00:27:08,308 --> 00:27:10,526
What are they doing?

404
00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:12,779
Burying
the necromancer.

405
00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:18,851
That's like
a bag of Legos.

406
00:27:18,853 --> 00:27:20,336
The Golem
destroyed this guy.

407
00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:21,337
Yeah.

408
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:28,010
So, uh...Thule Society
necromancers aside,

409
00:27:28,012 --> 00:27:30,346
what's our contingency plan
on that?

410
00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:32,932
You mean how do we
"oh, no!" Mr. Bill over there?

411
00:27:32,934 --> 00:27:36,102
I mean, I'd like to think
we could if we had to.

412
00:27:36,104 --> 00:27:38,838
Unless you think
Aaron can get a handle on him.

413
00:27:48,298 --> 00:27:52,452
Oh, my God.
These guys are psychopaths.

414
00:27:58,859 --> 00:28:01,544
What'd you find out?

415
00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:04,130
I think it's a log-book
from a Nazi compound in Belarus.

416
00:28:05,049 --> 00:28:07,717
It was run
by the Thule.

417
00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,836
This is the red ledger.

418
00:28:09,838 --> 00:28:12,221
It was lost in the fire
that destroyed the compound,

419
00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:15,374
but my grandfather was convinced
it had been found after the war.

420
00:28:15,376 --> 00:28:17,260
Well, it describes
the horrible experiments

421
00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:20,263
performed
on the camp's population...

422
00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:22,214
magical experiments.

423
00:28:22,216 --> 00:28:24,800
More horrible
than words.

424
00:28:30,023 --> 00:28:32,325
You were there,
weren't you?

425
00:28:32,327 --> 00:28:34,844
At the camp?

426
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:37,480
I was made
in the ghetto of Vitsyebsk

427
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,849
to tear that hell down.

428
00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:44,069
I broke its walls, its men.

429
00:28:44,071 --> 00:28:47,907
The commandant burnt the place
to ash around me.

430
00:28:49,943 --> 00:28:52,578
Okay, um,
w-what does it mean

431
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:55,848
when -- when you tell Aaron
to take charge?

432
00:28:55,850 --> 00:28:57,333
The boy would know...

433
00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:59,352
if he could
consult the pages.

434
00:28:59,354 --> 00:29:03,139
Pages?
W-what pages?

435
00:29:07,544 --> 00:29:11,314
When I was --
when I was bar mitzvahed,

436
00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:13,916
my -- my grandfather gave me
this little old book.

437
00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:16,836
It was in Hebrew.

438
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:20,823
It was like an owner's manual
for a Golem.

439
00:29:21,825 --> 00:29:24,076
Okay. Great.
Get that, then.

440
00:29:24,078 --> 00:29:27,013
I
I can't...exactly.

441
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:31,384
When I went to high school,
I sort of...drifted.

442
00:29:31,386 --> 00:29:34,787
I started getting
off the academic track,

443
00:29:34,789 --> 00:29:37,390
and, uh, I kind of...

444
00:29:39,543 --> 00:29:41,410
...I kind of smoked it.

445
00:29:42,646 --> 00:29:46,465
The boy smoked the pages.

446
00:29:46,467 --> 00:29:49,018
They were
these thin, vellum-y pages.

447
00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:53,239
I mean, it was
perfect for rollling.

448
00:29:53,241 --> 00:29:54,941
Look,
they were driving instructions

449
00:29:54,943 --> 00:29:55,942
for a clay man.

450
00:29:55,944 --> 00:29:57,577
Okay?
It was nonsense.

451
00:29:57,579 --> 00:29:59,829
Right? I mean...

452
00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:01,247
I...

453
00:30:01,249 --> 00:30:04,316
Okay. All right.
Look, I'm sorry, okay?

454
00:30:04,318 --> 00:30:06,702
Why can't you just tell me
what I don't know?!

455
00:30:06,704 --> 00:30:09,171
It's not my place
to guide the rabbi,

456
00:30:09,173 --> 00:30:10,923
to teach the teacher!

457
00:30:10,925 --> 00:30:12,425
It's not my place!

458
00:30:12,427 --> 00:30:14,627
Yifalchunbee!

459
00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:27,440
That's not super-comforting,
got to say.

460
00:30:32,446 --> 00:30:36,532
So as far as I can tell,
these experiments --

461
00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,951
the Thule
were murdering Jews, gypsies --

462
00:30:38,953 --> 00:30:40,736
just about anybody
and everybody --

463
00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:43,372
then trying to
magically reanimate them.

464
00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:44,573
They were trying
to figure out a way

465
00:30:44,575 --> 00:30:45,775
to bring their own dead
back to life...

466
00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:48,527
Which I'm guessing
they figured out

467
00:30:48,529 --> 00:30:49,996
because -- this.

468
00:30:51,965 --> 00:30:54,083
This last page...

469
00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:57,336
is a roster
of every dead Thule member

470
00:30:57,338 --> 00:30:58,638
who was reanimated.

471
00:31:00,257 --> 00:31:02,425
This is why
they killed my grandfather?

472
00:31:03,927 --> 00:31:05,177
Anything in there
on how to kill it?

473
00:31:05,179 --> 00:31:07,680
Apparently, they experimented
with that, too.

474
00:31:07,682 --> 00:31:09,081
Um --

475
00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:10,516
headshot...

476
00:31:10,518 --> 00:31:13,786
But if you don't burn the body
within 12 hours,

477
00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:16,272
it reanimates again.

478
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,891
Nazi bastards.

479
00:32:02,769 --> 00:32:04,286
The security camera's

480
00:32:04,288 --> 00:32:06,455
hard drives
have all been wiped.

481
00:32:06,457 --> 00:32:08,374
Are you sure
he's been murdered?

482
00:32:08,376 --> 00:32:11,043
Torvald was killed here,

483
00:32:11,045 --> 00:32:12,261
but not by a man.

484
00:32:13,915 --> 00:32:17,016
I'd know more, but his ghost
was forced to depart

485
00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,951
before
it could tell me.

486
00:32:18,953 --> 00:32:22,421
They knew enough
to burn his remains.

487
00:32:51,034 --> 00:32:53,185
Blood?

488
00:32:54,254 --> 00:32:55,421
Clay.

489
00:32:58,091 --> 00:33:01,427
Torvald kills
the Initiative's last rabbi,

490
00:33:01,429 --> 00:33:06,265
and now the Golem of Vitsyebsk
kills him.

491
00:33:06,267 --> 00:33:08,934
No, no, Garth,
not a tool society --

492
00:33:08,936 --> 00:33:10,786
"Thule" -- T-H-U-L-E.

493
00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:12,455
Yeah.

494
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:14,607
All right.
Call me if you find anything.

495
00:33:16,277 --> 00:33:18,227
All of Garth's contacts
are stumped.

496
00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:20,312
Nobody on the circuit's
ever even heard

497
00:33:20,314 --> 00:33:21,363
of "the Thule Society""

498
00:33:21,365 --> 00:33:23,115
whoever
these people are,

499
00:33:23,117 --> 00:33:25,868
they've been flying
beneath the hunter radar.

500
00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:27,236
Anything?

501
00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:28,704
Nothing solid.

502
00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:30,823
I mean, the lore
is all over the place.

503
00:33:30,825 --> 00:33:34,260
Uh, according to one legend,
um, it can be shut down

504
00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:36,879
if you erase one of the letters
off its forehead.

505
00:33:36,881 --> 00:33:38,864
I didn't see any letters on clayface.
Exactly.

506
00:33:38,866 --> 00:33:40,583
So, side-burner that.
Another one --

507
00:33:40,585 --> 00:33:43,169
"some have a scroll in their
mouth you're supposed to rip out."

508
00:33:43,171 --> 00:33:45,471
Wouldn't that give him some sort
of a lisp or something?

509
00:33:45,473 --> 00:33:47,306
Well, classically, they're not
even supposed to speak.

510
00:33:47,308 --> 00:33:50,442
We do know
that he took on an entire camp

511
00:33:50,444 --> 00:33:52,311
full of heavily armed
German soldiers

512
00:33:52,313 --> 00:33:54,914
and Thule necromancers
and won.

513
00:33:54,916 --> 00:33:56,932
One badass
hummel figurine.

514
00:33:56,934 --> 00:33:58,667
That we have no idea
how to put back in the box.

515
00:33:58,669 --> 00:33:59,568
Great.

516
00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:02,188
So,
that's your plan --

517
00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:04,156
taking out my Golem?

518
00:34:05,025 --> 00:34:07,193
It's not a plan.

519
00:34:07,195 --> 00:34:09,845
We would just feel a lot better
if we knew how. That's all.

520
00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:12,665
What makes you think you have
any right to make that decision?

521
00:34:14,084 --> 00:34:16,168
Believe me,

522
00:34:16,170 --> 00:34:18,420
if we need the right,
we will take it.

523
00:34:18,422 --> 00:34:19,922
Look, he may be
a pain in the ass,

524
00:34:19,924 --> 00:34:21,724
but he's
my responsibility.

525
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:25,427
Look, the Golem was built
to go to war.

526
00:34:25,429 --> 00:34:26,896
You're not trained
for that.

527
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,682
Now, how are you gonna
take that on?

528
00:34:29,684 --> 00:34:31,016
I don't know.

529
00:34:53,773 --> 00:34:54,907
Enough!

530
00:34:54,909 --> 00:34:59,662
There you are,
you grim piece of work,

531
00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:01,446
after all these years.

532
00:35:01,448 --> 00:35:02,614
Eckhart.

533
00:35:41,253 --> 00:35:43,345
I command you by the covenant
of your makers --

534
00:35:43,347 --> 00:35:46,631
clay of Adam,
surrender your bond unto me.

535
00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:56,502
So, you are
the Golem's rabbi?

536
00:35:58,305 --> 00:36:00,873
You woke him...

537
00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:04,010
...but you didn't
take possession of him.

538
00:36:06,847 --> 00:36:10,683
You write your name
on the scroll, boy.

539
00:36:10,685 --> 00:36:14,187
That's how you...
Yifalchunbee.

540
00:36:15,789 --> 00:36:17,389
I didn't know
what he meant.

541
00:36:18,992 --> 00:36:22,278
Knowledge is power,
isn't it?

542
00:36:30,170 --> 00:36:33,372
Now, which of you
is going to tell me

543
00:36:33,374 --> 00:36:38,344
where I can find
a certain red ledger?

544
00:36:38,346 --> 00:36:42,181
How about you screw yourself,
Nazi bastard?

545
00:36:43,917 --> 00:36:45,685
Can we...

546
00:36:45,687 --> 00:36:49,055
Could we put the Nazi thing
aside for the moment

547
00:36:49,057 --> 00:36:51,357
and just talk about this
like --

548
00:36:51,359 --> 00:36:54,227
Nazi necromancer dicks?
Pass.

549
00:36:54,229 --> 00:36:56,395
So I take it
you're the commandant?

550
00:36:56,397 --> 00:36:59,031
The one that authorized
all those experiments?

551
00:36:59,033 --> 00:37:01,867
Invented...

552
00:37:01,869 --> 00:37:04,436
Those experiments.
Thank you.

553
00:37:10,444 --> 00:37:11,677
So, what about you?

554
00:37:11,679 --> 00:37:14,046
I mean, you're not...

555
00:37:14,048 --> 00:37:16,215
undead.

556
00:37:16,217 --> 00:37:17,333
So what did you do?

557
00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:19,885
You cast a "forever 21" spell
on yourself,

558
00:37:19,887 --> 00:37:22,621
like your little friend
at the library?

559
00:37:22,623 --> 00:37:23,956
His name was Torvald.

560
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:26,259
And you will suffer
for that.

561
00:37:31,631 --> 00:37:34,066
You know, I got to say,
spell or no spell,

562
00:37:34,068 --> 00:37:36,402
he broke easy,

563
00:37:36,404 --> 00:37:38,470
so...

564
00:37:46,913 --> 00:37:48,948
I'm sorry. "So..."

565
00:37:48,950 --> 00:37:51,867
Let me tell you
what I see.

566
00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:56,505
A magic Jew at my feet,
not a master in sight,

567
00:37:56,507 --> 00:38:01,227
and, finally, our secrets
secret once again.

568
00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:05,715
Which reminds me
of a story.

569
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:10,836
"A Jew, two gentiles,
and a Golem walk into a bar,"

570
00:38:10,838 --> 00:38:13,806
and it doesn't end
with them coming out.

571
00:38:28,989 --> 00:38:31,523
Fools!

572
00:38:32,876 --> 00:38:34,877
You can kill me.

573
00:38:34,879 --> 00:38:36,996
But you will never kill
all the Thule.

574
00:38:40,884 --> 00:38:42,835
Well, that's a start.

575
00:38:45,339 --> 00:38:46,472
You okay?

576
00:38:46,474 --> 00:38:49,492
Yeah.

577
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,227
Yeah.

578
00:39:16,768 --> 00:39:18,684
Well, now we know --

579
00:39:18,686 --> 00:39:20,102
paper beats Golem,

580
00:39:20,104 --> 00:39:23,022
fire beats
undead Nazi zombie freaks.

581
00:39:23,024 --> 00:39:26,108
So...

582
00:39:26,110 --> 00:39:27,777
What do you say,
Aaron?

583
00:39:27,779 --> 00:39:29,562
I mean, we got
a place we can keep him.

584
00:39:29,564 --> 00:39:31,614
No.

585
00:39:31,616 --> 00:39:33,932
I mean...

586
00:39:33,934 --> 00:39:36,569
Eckhart might be dead,
but you heard him.

587
00:39:36,571 --> 00:39:38,604
The Thule are
still out there...

588
00:39:38,606 --> 00:39:42,391
hidden, active.

589
00:39:51,118 --> 00:39:53,686
That's my grandfather.

590
00:39:57,457 --> 00:40:00,476
He left me
something important.

591
00:40:00,478 --> 00:40:03,062
Something
only I can do.

592
00:40:30,590 --> 00:40:33,275
It looks like
I'm The Judah Initiative now.

593
00:40:33,277 --> 00:40:36,428
Yifalchunbee.

594
00:40:36,430 --> 00:40:39,315
B-but I thought I did.

595
00:40:39,317 --> 00:40:41,767
Yes.

596
00:40:53,897 --> 00:40:56,348
What're you doing?

597
00:40:56,350 --> 00:40:57,566
Ordering --

598
00:40:57,568 --> 00:41:00,202
I'm making a card entry
for our, uh, copies

599
00:41:00,204 --> 00:41:03,405
from the Thule's Red Ledger
for our collection.

600
00:41:09,196 --> 00:41:10,696
So, uh, what?

601
00:41:10,698 --> 00:41:13,215
Aaron's a J.I., and...

602
00:41:13,217 --> 00:41:15,751
you're a man of Letters now?
Is that it?

603
00:41:15,753 --> 00:41:17,503
♪ Just direct your feet

604
00:41:17,505 --> 00:41:22,541
♪ on the sunny side
of the street ♪

605
00:41:22,543 --> 00:41:26,896
♪ can't you hear
that pitter-pat? ♪

606
00:41:26,898 --> 00:41:31,517
♪ that happy tune is yours now

607
00:41:31,519 --> 00:41:33,118
Good.

608
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:38,324
♪ Life can be oh-so sweet
on the sunny side ♪

609
00:41:38,326 --> 00:41:41,327
♪ of the street

610
00:41:41,329 --> 00:41:46,015
♪ mm-mm

611
00:41:46,017 --> 00:41:48,434
♪ mm-mm

612
00:41:54,992 --> 00:41:59,992
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