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Hey, I'm gonna go drop this letter
off at the mailbox
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down the street--
be back in a few.
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Okay, do you want me to go with you?
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Uh, you don't have to.
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Do you want me to?
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Only if you want to.
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- I want to.
- Okay.
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Oh, you know what?
I have to pick up
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- my dry cleaning anyway.
- All right.
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Oh, do you want to stop
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and get some lunch?
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Okay, sounds good.
You ready?
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Yeah, yeah, I just have to take a shower
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and put my makeup on.
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So close.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Hi.
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- Hey.
- Hi, Lily.
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What can I get you?
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You know, I think I'll just
start off with an ice water, RJ.
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I'm still rehydrating from last night.
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Coming up.
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Yeah, Mark let us stick around
after the bar closed,
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and things got a little crazy.
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No, Lil, I know.
I was here.
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Man, then I woke up this morning.
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My neck was all tweaked.
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Felt like someone sat on my head.
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That's because someone sat on your head.
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Really?
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- Sorry.
- What?
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Guys, what happened here last night
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cannot happen here tomorrow.
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So, if you guys want to sit
on each other's heads,
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take it to Mullsy's down the street.
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Why?
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I'm watching my niece,
Maggie, this weekend,
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so I'm bringing her here.
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You're gonna bring her to the bar?
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Oh, is she one of those nieces
that's older than you?
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No, she's--she's eight.
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But I do have an uncle that's seven.
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He makes me
call him "uncle."
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Sometimes I don't.
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Well, if you need some help,
we'll be here tomorrow,
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right, Roxanne?
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What?
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Are we still talking about kids?
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Pass.
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Hey, where you watching
the Bulls game tonight?
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Oh, I'm not watching it.
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I have to drive out to Winnetka
for a tech seminar.
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You do?
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Yeah, I told you about it this
morning--you said "Fantastic."
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I said "Fantastic"?
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Okay, then you should've known
I wasn't listening.
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Okay, well, that means I'm free tonight.
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Do you guys want to do something?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, it'll be fun.
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We never get to hang out
just the three of us.
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I hung out with you last night.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
That's right.
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Wait, did we kiss?
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A little.
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Maybe I should just take
Maggie to the zoo.
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Who's Maggie?
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Hi. Can I get
a whipped cream for here?
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Ooh, yeah, make that two.
Wait, Whit. Do you want one?
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No, you guys are crazy.
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Could I just get a shot
of hazelnut syrup?
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Oh--oh, my God.
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Um, okay, let's just go.
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What? What is it--
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An old man that looks like a baby?
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A baby that looks like an old man?
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- Hey.
- Where?
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What is Alex doing here?
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Isn't he supposed to be in Winnetka?
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Oh, my God.
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Wha--he totally lied to me.
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Okay, hold on.
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You know, first things first.
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Here, call this guy.
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He's my lawyer.
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He mostly handles accidentes.
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Okay.
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Okay, Alex is obviously
not cheating on me.
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Why is that obvious?
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Look at him.
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- Definitely not cheating.
- Not--see?
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- No, that's not cute.
- He's not.
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So then why is he here?
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Okay, I don't know,
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but I am sure there is
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a perfectly reasonable
explanation for this.
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I trust him.
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I'm just gonna call him to make sure
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he sticks to his story.
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Okay.
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Hi.
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I was just getting ready to call you.
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Hey.
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- Why didn't you wait for me?
- Because I stormed out.
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When someone storms out,
you're supposed to follow them.
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Is that a to-go cup?
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It's a $6 latte.
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I got you the new buble.
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All right, look, before you start,
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I want to tell you something.
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What?
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I didn't go to the tech seminar.
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I know that.
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Why did you lie to me?
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I knew there was no such thing
as tech seminars.
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No, that's a real thing.
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Okay, then what is going on?
Are you in some kind of trouble?
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- 'Cause if you're not, you are.
- No.
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Look, it's just--
I, uh...
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I wanted some alone time.
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No, look, it's just because
we've been spending
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so much time together lately.
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I mean, look, now that my work
is slowing down,
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I'm here all the time,
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and you're here all the time,
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and it's just--
we're together, like, 24-7.
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Okay, so what you're saying
is you're sick of me.
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You're pulling away.
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No, that's not what I'm saying at all.
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You want to break up?
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N-no. Look, none of that.
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Look, Whitney, this is
exactly why I lied to you.
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I knew that if I told you the truth,
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you would totally spin out of control
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and just imagine
all these worst-case scenarios
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and just analyze everything that I said.
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This is truly the last thing
I wanted to do.
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Okay, well, trust me.
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The last thing I want to do
is talk to you anymore.
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I'm storming off.
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Follow me!
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Okay, so you booked a two hour session.
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So we're going to dig in
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and analyze the situation
from every possible angle.
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We're going to go deep.
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We're going to hammer it.
We're going to drill away.
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Uh, what kind of doctor are you?
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So, Alex, you lied to Whitney
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because you wanted some alone time.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, seems rather extreme.
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I mean, if you want alone time,
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just take your laptop into the bathroom.
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Oh, no, not that kind of alone time.
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I mean, I literally wanted
some time away from her.
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Oh, oh, yeah, I understand
why you need time away from...
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her, but, I mean...
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alone time is very healthy for couples.
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It's very important
to have some independence
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in the relationship.
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The problem is that
it's really hard to talk
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about these kinds of things with Whitney
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because she's always reading
into everything.
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Oh, what is that supposed to mean?
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Now, Whitney, don't interrupt him.
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Alex, you should know by now
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that you have to be
very gentle with Whitney.
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I mean, she's...
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Hanging by a thread.
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Who--whose side are you on?
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I'm on love's side.
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That's the title of my latest book.
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You should buy it.
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You're in chapters, uh, four and six.
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And then you glue this like this.
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And then you have your own tiara.
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- You want to try?
- No, thank you.
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Do you want to at least look at it?
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It's okay.
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Here you go, magpie.
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Now, how are you
and miss Lily getting along?
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She's all right.
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RJ, quick word.
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What's with your niece, man?
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I brought all these things
to do to keep her busy,
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and she's not interested at all.
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That's really nice of you to do, Lily,
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but Maggie's kind of a lone wolf.
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I mean, she's fine with her magazine.
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Okay, I don't think you understand.
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I was...
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the babysitter in high school.
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You used to have to book me
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months in advance.
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I mean, New Year's Eve--
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Forget about it.
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Valentine's Day--
good luck, my friend.
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This...
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is where I shine.
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So what you're saying is
you never had a boyfriend.
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Oh, man.
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I had a bitch of a day.
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Uh, Roxanne?
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This is my niece, Maggie.
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Oh. That's today?
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Looks clean.
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Good work, kid.
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Thanks!
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She smiled at Roxanne.
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I been trying to get her
to smile for an hour,
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and old bourbon head walks in,
and she's in hysterics.
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I even showed her tater tot,
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and she looked at me
like I had lost my mind.
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Hi, Maggie!
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Want to come under the table,
see my magical village?
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Yeah, um...
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Look, I know that's supposed
to be adorable and everything,
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uh, but Maggie's not really into, like,
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like, tiaras and...
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Weird-ass puppets.
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And don't tell a kid
to come under the table
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to see a magical village.
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You two are having
problems communicating.
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And, um, Whitney, you clearly
have a sinus infection.
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Now, in order that you can be listening
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to each other better,
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I want to try an exercise
which we call mirroring.
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You simply paraphrase
what your partner says.
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So I just say something,
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and then she repeats it back to me?
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Yes, well, why don't you start, Whitney?
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'Cause you'll be talking anyway.
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Um...
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Tell Alex something
about just how you feel.
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Um, okay.
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When you tell me that you need space,
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I feel like you're planning my murder.
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Okay, Alex, can you, um--
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can you just mirror that
back to Whitney?
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You can use different words,
but, uh, without any spin, hmm?
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Uh...
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When, uh--when I don't include
you in things,
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you feel like I want to kill you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yes!
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That's great, Alex.
Well done!
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I mean--sorry.
I just...
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Love a good mirroring.
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It gets me going, you know?
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Okay, so, um...
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Can you now say something
that Whitney can mirror
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back--back to you?
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And...go.
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Okay, I don't--
I don't like it
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when you make me carry your purse.
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So you think I'm gonna be a bad mother.
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Ah, so close.
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How did you jump to that?
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Okay, look, I don't even see the point
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of playing this game,
when I don't even know
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if he's even telling the truth or not.
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Breakthrough.
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That is what that is.
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That is a break of the through variety.
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I mean, however much
I love a good mirroring,
264
00:11:31,272 --> 00:11:34,190
a-a-a breakthrough
is even better,
265
00:11:34,224 --> 00:11:37,143
and you have just had one.
266
00:11:37,177 --> 00:11:39,362
I think you mean breakdown
267
00:11:39,396 --> 00:11:41,147
of the nervous variety.
268
00:11:41,181 --> 00:11:43,366
No, breakthrough.
269
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,835
Lying--
that's at the core of this.
270
00:11:45,869 --> 00:11:49,372
You see, Whitney has been
lied to a lot in the past.
271
00:11:49,406 --> 00:11:51,624
And I can tell that by her personality
272
00:11:51,675 --> 00:11:55,678
and by her honey-badger-like
demeanor.
273
00:11:55,713 --> 00:11:56,879
Honey badger, yes.
274
00:11:56,913 --> 00:11:58,348
That's what--
it's not a squirrel.
275
00:11:58,382 --> 00:11:59,915
That was driving me crazy.
276
00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:03,102
Now, this is why Whitney has a problem
277
00:12:03,137 --> 00:12:04,420
hearing people,
278
00:12:04,438 --> 00:12:06,222
because when you were growing up,
279
00:12:06,256 --> 00:12:07,857
there was no point in listening,
280
00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:10,026
because everything
you were told were lies.
281
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,861
When Alex broke your trust,
282
00:12:11,895 --> 00:12:15,198
what happened was that the lines
of communication
283
00:12:15,232 --> 00:12:18,618
were immediately severed.
284
00:12:18,652 --> 00:12:22,205
My God, I'm good.
285
00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:25,742
I'm glad I'm recording
this session, you know?
286
00:12:30,743 --> 00:12:33,036
You know, I'm actually glad
you made me go
287
00:12:33,156 --> 00:12:34,398
to couples therapy.
288
00:12:34,518 --> 00:12:36,542
Dr. grant really has
his stuff together.
289
00:12:36,576 --> 00:12:37,167
Yeah.
290
00:12:37,287 --> 00:12:40,325
And you had a break
of the through variety.
291
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,847
I'm really proud of you.
292
00:12:42,967 --> 00:12:45,835
Thanks.
293
00:12:47,503 --> 00:12:51,240
I did good too, huh?
294
00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:52,674
In therapy?
295
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,509
Yeah, well, I mean,
a little better than good.
296
00:12:54,527 --> 00:12:56,812
I mean, you know, I--
297
00:12:56,846 --> 00:12:59,198
I won.
298
00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:03,068
- Okay.
- No, I mean, like,
299
00:13:03,119 --> 00:13:05,204
if therapy was a sport and there
were people keeping score,
300
00:13:05,238 --> 00:13:06,705
then I would've taken the gold.
301
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:10,159
I would be an American treasure.
302
00:13:10,193 --> 00:13:11,994
So, come on, you want to go
down to low bar?
303
00:13:12,028 --> 00:13:14,196
Oh, um, no, I don't really feel like it.
304
00:13:14,214 --> 00:13:15,664
Oh. Well, okay.
Well, I mean, I could stay here.
305
00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:16,965
We could watch a movie
if you want or--
306
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,035
You can go ahead.
I'm kind of tired anyway.
307
00:13:21,588 --> 00:13:25,924
So what I'm hearing is, um...
308
00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:29,711
You want me to go to the bar,
and you're tired but fine.
309
00:13:29,729 --> 00:13:33,482
I'm so good at mirroring.
I can't turn it off, really.
310
00:13:33,516 --> 00:13:37,936
Mm. And he sticks
the landing.
311
00:13:37,987 --> 00:13:41,273
♪ Ya da da, da da da
312
00:13:41,324 --> 00:13:43,025
♪ ya da da, da da
313
00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:47,062
♪ ya-a-a-a
314
00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:51,033
Hey, Uncle RJ.
315
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:53,752
Another drink for my friend.
316
00:13:53,787 --> 00:13:55,421
Thanks, kid.
317
00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:57,072
Here you go, Maggie.
318
00:13:57,090 --> 00:14:01,093
Thanks, Mr. Murphy,
but I'm gluten-free.
319
00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:02,377
Oh, hey.
320
00:14:02,411 --> 00:14:04,179
Kids' Sports Illustrated, huh?
321
00:14:04,214 --> 00:14:05,998
Bit of a sports nut myself.
322
00:14:06,032 --> 00:14:07,249
Do you have a favorite team?
323
00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:10,135
The '72 Dolphins
were the best team ever.
324
00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:14,089
Maybe you need to get
back on the gluten.
325
00:14:14,107 --> 00:14:16,758
You're obviously forgetting
about the '85 Chicago bears.
326
00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:19,378
They're fourth on my list.
327
00:14:19,412 --> 00:14:21,196
Fourth?
328
00:14:21,231 --> 00:14:22,931
Right behind the Montana Niners
329
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,266
and the Bradshaw Steelers.
330
00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:27,269
Oh.
331
00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:29,621
You're fourth.
332
00:14:29,656 --> 00:14:31,373
Mark, she's eight.
333
00:14:31,407 --> 00:14:32,774
Yeah, well,
334
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:36,328
she's acting like she's six.
335
00:14:36,362 --> 00:14:38,163
I need to use the restroom.
336
00:14:38,214 --> 00:14:41,884
All right, well, knock yourself out.
337
00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:44,253
Oh, hey, I'll go with you if you want.
338
00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:47,923
♪ Creepy...
339
00:14:47,957 --> 00:14:51,293
You know what?
I'm done. You can have her.
340
00:14:51,311 --> 00:14:53,061
Lily, she's not really yours
to give away.
341
00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:54,897
And of all of us,
why would she like you the best?
342
00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,131
It doesn't make any sense.
343
00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:57,816
I don't know--
I mean...
344
00:14:57,851 --> 00:15:02,020
maybe because kids
are needy and helpless, and...
345
00:15:02,071 --> 00:15:06,308
apparently, that's the kind
of person I attract.
346
00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:09,978
Okay, okay, and muscular.
347
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,864
- Hey.
- Hey.
348
00:15:11,915 --> 00:15:13,365
- Where's Whitney?
- Home.
349
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,367
She said she didn't feel
like coming out.
350
00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:17,485
Mm. She's still mad
because you lied.
351
00:15:17,504 --> 00:15:18,954
Uh, no, actually, we're good.
352
00:15:18,988 --> 00:15:20,488
We went to couples therapy.
We worked some stuff out.
353
00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:22,541
Oh, couples therapy, huh?
Who won?
354
00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:25,544
- You're looking at him.
- What's up?
355
00:15:28,381 --> 00:15:29,848
So is she coming by later?
356
00:15:29,883 --> 00:15:31,049
Uh, didn't sound like it.
357
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,719
She said she was tired,
wanted to stay home.
358
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,788
And you left her there?
359
00:15:36,823 --> 00:15:38,473
Well, yeah.
I said she was tired.
360
00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:41,509
I didn't say she was on fire.
361
00:15:41,528 --> 00:15:43,228
Alex, when a woman says she's tired,
362
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:45,680
just start apologizing.
363
00:15:45,698 --> 00:15:48,233
- But that's what she said.
- But that's not what she meant.
364
00:15:48,284 --> 00:15:50,018
You don't listen to a woman.
365
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,570
You feel a woman.
366
00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:54,823
You know what I'm saying?
367
00:15:54,857 --> 00:15:56,742
So you're saying
368
00:15:56,793 --> 00:16:00,862
you think I need to buy her a bracelet?
369
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,365
Now you're feeling me.
370
00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:06,201
I knew today was too fun.
371
00:16:06,219 --> 00:16:09,071
- Godspeed, my friend.
- Dead man walking.
372
00:16:15,711 --> 00:16:16,711
Hey, where have you been?
373
00:16:16,729 --> 00:16:18,263
I got home from the bar hours ago.
374
00:16:18,314 --> 00:16:19,547
You're not here.
You don't leave a note.
375
00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:20,899
I texted you.
I called you, like, five times.
376
00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:22,050
You didn't answer.
377
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:25,387
I thought that was optional these days.
378
00:16:25,405 --> 00:16:26,888
Fair enough.
I deserved that.
379
00:16:26,906 --> 00:16:28,407
No, I-I went for a walk.
380
00:16:28,441 --> 00:16:31,559
I needed some alone time.
381
00:16:32,829 --> 00:16:35,414
- Are you making fun of me?
- No. I--
382
00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:39,618
I really did need alone time.
383
00:16:39,669 --> 00:16:42,838
Did you like it?
384
00:16:42,872 --> 00:16:46,574
It was great.
385
00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:49,511
Well, good.
386
00:16:49,545 --> 00:16:51,546
Hey, listen, um,
387
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,465
I'm sorry I went down to the bar.
388
00:16:53,516 --> 00:16:56,084
Now I know that when you said
you were fine,
389
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,386
you were not fine,
390
00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:58,854
and when you said you were tired,
391
00:16:58,888 --> 00:17:00,222
you were not tired.
392
00:17:00,256 --> 00:17:04,476
And, I mean, that's pretty much
it for what I know.
393
00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:08,397
That's pretty good.
394
00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:09,948
So are we in a fight?
395
00:17:09,983 --> 00:17:13,235
Because if we are, can you maybe
just tell me what it's about?
396
00:17:13,269 --> 00:17:15,320
We're not in a fight.
397
00:17:15,371 --> 00:17:18,540
But I am upset.
398
00:17:18,574 --> 00:17:20,275
I'm hearing
that you're upset--
399
00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:22,527
- Don't do that.
- Okay.
400
00:17:22,562 --> 00:17:25,130
I just--I'm mad that you felt
like you had to lie to me
401
00:17:25,164 --> 00:17:26,915
'cause you thought I was gonna spin out.
402
00:17:26,949 --> 00:17:30,419
And I'm even more mad
at myself that you were right.
403
00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:35,540
So then does this mean
I'm still winning?
404
00:17:35,575 --> 00:17:37,225
Sure.
405
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,627
Yes.
406
00:17:39,646 --> 00:17:41,763
Hey, uh, so alone time was good, huh?
407
00:17:41,797 --> 00:17:43,682
It was like--
it was so great
408
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:45,767
to just be, like, having some time
409
00:17:45,801 --> 00:17:47,402
to clear all this noise out of my head.
410
00:17:47,437 --> 00:17:50,605
You know, once I did, I could
see everything so clearly.
411
00:17:50,639 --> 00:17:53,525
Clearly?
Where did you go?
412
00:17:55,311 --> 00:17:56,478
Target.
413
00:17:56,512 --> 00:17:58,080
Hmm, ah...
414
00:17:58,114 --> 00:18:01,667
Alone time central.
415
00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:03,752
Alex, I might never change.
416
00:18:03,786 --> 00:18:07,839
It's a lot of work, and I'm really lazy.
417
00:18:07,874 --> 00:18:09,791
You know, I think it might be okay.
418
00:18:09,825 --> 00:18:12,177
I mean, if you did change,
then you'd be, like, perfect,
419
00:18:12,211 --> 00:18:13,845
and then I'd have to be perfect,
420
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,360
and that'd be really stressful for me.
421
00:18:15,381 --> 00:18:16,798
I'd get ulcers and have a bad heart
422
00:18:16,832 --> 00:18:17,883
and high blood pressure,
423
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:21,019
and my hair would start falling out.
424
00:18:21,054 --> 00:18:24,806
You'd be bald?
425
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,808
I don't want you to be bald.
426
00:18:26,843 --> 00:18:28,460
That's what you're worried about?
427
00:18:28,494 --> 00:18:32,447
What about my ulcer and heart
and high blood pressure?
428
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,649
I don't want you to be bald.
429
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,135
I know.
So I told my boss,
430
00:18:40,169 --> 00:18:41,436
"Oook, I don't need this,"
431
00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:43,271
and then he kissed my ass
for a week after that.
432
00:18:44,474 --> 00:18:46,525
That is so you, Roxanne.
433
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,227
So, Maggie...
434
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:51,863
I was just on ESPN.
I'm an insider subscriber--
435
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,015
$4.95 a month, whatever.
436
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,102
And, uh, I just happened to stumble
437
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,787
on ten articles that list the '85 Bears
438
00:18:58,821 --> 00:19:01,073
as the best football team ever--
weird.
439
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,690
You know what, Mr. Murphy?
440
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,709
I'd be willing to move the '85 Bears
441
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,078
ahead of the Bradshaw Steelers.
442
00:19:06,129 --> 00:19:08,363
So that makes them third.
443
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,748
That's nice, Maggie.
444
00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:13,335
I think we're just gonna have
to agree to disagree.
445
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,371
So what do you think
of the Cubs taking Epstein?
446
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,223
That'll really turn it around, huh?
447
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,092
Oh, yeah, this is definitely the year
448
00:19:20,143 --> 00:19:21,927
the Cubbies win the world series.
449
00:19:24,147 --> 00:19:25,097
Hey.
450
00:19:25,148 --> 00:19:29,267
Yeah.
451
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:30,402
This kid's all right.
452
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,070
Forget what I said about her earlier.
453
00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:35,023
What'd you say?
454
00:19:35,057 --> 00:19:39,444
I said forget about it.
455
00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:41,029
All right, Maggie...
456
00:19:41,063 --> 00:19:42,747
Time to go home.
457
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,117
So nice to meet you, Maggie.
Come by anytime.
458
00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:47,252
- Thanks.
- Later, kid.
459
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,838
Can I have a hug?
460
00:19:49,872 --> 00:19:51,089
Me? Uh, yeah. Yeah.
461
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,541
Okay.
462
00:19:52,575 --> 00:19:54,626
- I love you, Roxanne.
- Whoa.
463
00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:55,844
Easy there.
464
00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:57,712
You can't just throw that word around.
465
00:19:57,746 --> 00:19:59,347
You should only say it
when you--
466
00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:01,082
when you really, really mean it.
467
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,252
Okay.
468
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,938
And one Manhattan on the rocks.
469
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,891
I love you.
470
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:12,144
What was that?
471
00:20:12,195 --> 00:20:15,230
I was talking to my drink.
472
00:20:15,264 --> 00:20:17,032
Sure you were.
473
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,274
No, I get what you're saying,
474
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,959
but I'm not gonna pick up the phone
475
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,794
in the middle of a coffee shop--
it's just rude.
476
00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:35,083
Hey, you know what?
I'm not the only bad guy here.
477
00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:36,785
I mean, you called me like a sneak
478
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,136
when you were at the coffee shop.
479
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,137
You set me up.
480
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,773
Okay.
481
00:20:45,361 --> 00:20:49,564
I think you're just jealous
of my dance moves.
482
00:20:53,069 --> 00:20:55,737
Okay, the fight's over
if you stop doing that.
483
00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:58,106
Okay.
484
00:20:59,808 --> 00:21:02,360
Okay.
485
00:21:05,414 --> 00:21:08,816
Mm.
486
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,673
Okay, I know what that means.
487
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,658
- Mm.
- Fine.
488
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,710
Yes!
489
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,302
Thin crust, half mushroom,
half meat lover's.
490
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:31,712
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