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Hey, I'm gonna go drop this letter
off at the mailbox
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down the street--
be back in a few.
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Okay, do you want me to go with you?
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Uh, you don't have to.
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Do you want me to?
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Only if you want to.
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- I want to.
- Okay.
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Oh, you know what?
I have to pick up
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- my dry cleaning anyway.
- All right.
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Oh, do you want to stop
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and get some lunch?
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Okay, sounds good.
You ready?
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Yeah, yeah, I just have to take a shower
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and put my makeup on.
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So close.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Hi.
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- Hey.
- Hi, Lily.
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What can I get you?
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You know, I think I'll just
start off with an ice water, RJ.
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I'm still rehydrating from last night.
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Coming up.
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Yeah, Mark let us stick around
after the bar closed,
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and things got a little crazy.
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No, Lil, I know.
I was here.
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Man, then I woke up this morning.
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My neck was all tweaked.
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Felt like someone sat on my head.
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That's because someone sat on your head.
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Really?
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- Sorry.
- What?
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Guys, what happened here last night
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cannot happen here tomorrow.
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So, if you guys want to sit
on each other's heads,
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take it to Mullsy's down the street.
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Why?
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I'm watching my niece,
Maggie, this weekend,
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so I'm bringing her here.
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You're gonna bring her to the bar?
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Oh, is she one of those nieces
that's older than you?
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No, she's--she's eight.
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But I do have an uncle that's seven.
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He makes me
call him "uncle."
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Sometimes I don't.
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Well, if you need some help,
we'll be here tomorrow,
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right, Roxanne?
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What?
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Are we still talking about kids?
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Pass.
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Hey, where you watching
the Bulls game tonight?
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Oh, I'm not watching it.
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I have to drive out to Winnetka
for a tech seminar.
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You do?
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Yeah, I told you about it this
morning--you said "Fantastic."
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I said "Fantastic"?
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Okay, then you should've known
I wasn't listening.
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Okay, well, that means I'm free tonight.
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Do you guys want to do something?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, it'll be fun.
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We never get to hang out
just the three of us.
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I hung out with you last night.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
That's right.
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Wait, did we kiss?
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A little.
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Maybe I should just take
Maggie to the zoo.
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Who's Maggie?
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Hi. Can I get
a whipped cream for here?
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Ooh, yeah, make that two.
Wait, Whit. Do you want one?
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No, you guys are crazy.
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Could I just get a shot
of hazelnut syrup?
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Oh--oh, my God.
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Um, okay, let's just go.
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What? What is it--
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An old man that looks like a baby?
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A baby that looks like an old man?
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- Hey.
- Where?
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What is Alex doing here?
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Isn't he supposed to be in Winnetka?
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Oh, my God.
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Wha--he totally lied to me.
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Okay, hold on.
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You know, first things first.
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Here, call this guy.
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He's my lawyer.
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He mostly handles accidentes.
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Okay.
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Okay, Alex is obviously
not cheating on me.
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Why is that obvious?
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Look at him.
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- Definitely not cheating.
- Not--see?
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- No, that's not cute.
- He's not.
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So then why is he here?
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Okay, I don't know,
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but I am sure there is
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a perfectly reasonable
explanation for this.
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I trust him.
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I'm just gonna call him to make sure
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he sticks to his story.
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Okay.
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Hi.
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I was just getting ready to call you.
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Hey.
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- Why didn't you wait for me?
- Because I stormed out.
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When someone storms out,
you're supposed to follow them.
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Is that a to-go cup?
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It's a $6 latte.
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I got you the new buble.
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All right, look, before you start,
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I want to tell you something.
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What?
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I didn't go to the tech seminar.
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I know that.
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Why did you lie to me?
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I knew there was no such thing
as tech seminars.
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No, that's a real thing.
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Okay, then what is going on?
Are you in some kind of trouble?
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- 'Cause if you're not, you are.
- No.
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Look, it's just--
I, uh...
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I wanted some alone time.
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No, look, it's just because
we've been spending
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so much time together lately.
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I mean, look, now that my work
is slowing down,
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I'm here all the time,
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and you're here all the time,
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and it's just--
we're together, like, 24-7.
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Okay, so what you're saying
is you're sick of me.
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You're pulling away.
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No, that's not what I'm saying at all.
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You want to break up?
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N-no. Look, none of that.
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Look, Whitney, this is
exactly why I lied to you.
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I knew that if I told you the truth,
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you would totally spin out of control
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and just imagine
all these worst-case scenarios
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and just analyze everything that I said.
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This is truly the last thing
I wanted to do.
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Okay, well, trust me.
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The last thing I want to do
is talk to you anymore.
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I'm storming off.
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Follow me!
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Okay, so you booked a two hour session.
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So we're going to dig in
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and analyze the situation
from every possible angle.
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We're going to go deep.
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We're going to hammer it.
We're going to drill away.
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Uh, what kind of doctor are you?
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So, Alex, you lied to Whitney
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because you wanted some alone time.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, seems rather extreme.
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I mean, if you want alone time,
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just take your laptop into the bathroom.
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Oh, no, not that kind of alone time.
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I mean, I literally wanted
some time away from her.
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Oh, oh, yeah, I understand
why you need time away from...
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her, but, I mean...
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alone time is very healthy for couples.
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It's very important
to have some independence
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in the relationship.
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The problem is that
it's really hard to talk
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about these kinds of things with Whitney
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because she's always reading
into everything.
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Oh, what is that supposed to mean?
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Now, Whitney, don't interrupt him.
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Alex, you should know by now
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that you have to be
very gentle with Whitney.
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I mean, she's...
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Hanging by a thread.
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Who--whose side are you on?
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I'm on love's side.
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That's the title of my latest book.
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You should buy it.
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You're in chapters, uh, four and six.
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And then you glue this like this.
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And then you have your own tiara.
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- You want to try?
- No, thank you.
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Do you want to at least look at it?
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It's okay.
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Here you go, magpie.
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Now, how are you
and miss Lily getting along?
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She's all right.
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RJ, quick word.
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What's with your niece, man?
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I brought all these things
to do to keep her busy,
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and she's not interested at all.
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That's really nice of you to do, Lily,
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but Maggie's kind of a lone wolf.
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I mean, she's fine with her magazine.
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Okay, I don't think you understand.
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I was...
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the babysitter in high school.
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You used to have to book me
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months in advance.
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I mean, New Year's Eve--
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Forget about it.
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Valentine's Day--
good luck, my friend.
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This...
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is where I shine.
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So what you're saying is
you never had a boyfriend.
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Oh, man.
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I had a bitch of a day.
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Uh, Roxanne?
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This is my niece, Maggie.
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Oh. That's today?
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Looks clean.
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Good work, kid.
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Thanks!
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She smiled at Roxanne.
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I been trying to get her
to smile for an hour,
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and old bourbon head walks in,
and she's in hysterics.
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I even showed her tater tot,
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and she looked at me
like I had lost my mind.
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Hi, Maggie!
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Want to come under the table,
see my magical village?
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Yeah, um...
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Look, I know that's supposed
to be adorable and everything,
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uh, but Maggie's not really into, like,
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like, tiaras and...
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Weird-ass puppets.
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And don't tell a kid
to come under the table
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to see a magical village.
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You two are having
problems communicating.
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And, um, Whitney, you clearly
have a sinus infection.
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Now, in order that you can be listening
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to each other better,
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I want to try an exercise
which we call mirroring.
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You simply paraphrase
what your partner says.
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So I just say something,
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and then she repeats it back to me?
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Yes, well, why don't you start, Whitney?
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'Cause you'll be talking anyway.
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Um...
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Tell Alex something
about just how you feel.
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Um, okay.
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When you tell me that you need space,
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I feel like you're planning my murder.
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Okay, Alex, can you, um--
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can you just mirror that
back to Whitney?
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You can use different words,
but, uh, without any spin, hmm?
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Uh...
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When, uh--when I don't include
you in things,
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you feel like I want to kill you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yes!
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That's great, Alex.
Well done!
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I mean--sorry.
I just...
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Love a good mirroring.
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It gets me going, you know?
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Okay, so, um...
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Can you now say something
that Whitney can mirror
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back--back to you?
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And...go.
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Okay, I don't--
I don't like it
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when you make me carry your purse.
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So you think I'm gonna be a bad mother.
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Ah, so close.
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How did you jump to that?
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Okay, look, I don't even see the point
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of playing this game,
when I don't even know
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if he's even telling the truth or not.
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Breakthrough.
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That is what that is.
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That is a break of the through variety.
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I mean, however much
I love a good mirroring,
264
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:33,190
a-a-a breakthrough
is even better,
265
00:11:33,224 --> 00:11:36,143
and you have just had one.
266
00:11:36,177 --> 00:11:38,362
I think you mean breakdown
267
00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:40,147
of the nervous variety.
268
00:11:40,181 --> 00:11:42,366
No, breakthrough.
269
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,835
Lying--
that's at the core of this.
270
00:11:44,869 --> 00:11:48,372
You see, Whitney has been
lied to a lot in the past.
271
00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:50,624
And I can tell that by her personality
272
00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:54,678
and by her honey-badger-like
demeanor.
273
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,879
Honey badger, yes.
274
00:11:55,913 --> 00:11:57,348
That's what--
it's not a squirrel.
275
00:11:57,382 --> 00:11:58,915
That was driving me crazy.
276
00:11:58,934 --> 00:12:02,102
Now, this is why Whitney has a problem
277
00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:03,420
hearing people,
278
00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:05,222
because when you were growing up,
279
00:12:05,256 --> 00:12:06,857
there was no point in listening,
280
00:12:06,891 --> 00:12:09,026
because everything
you were told were lies.
281
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,861
When Alex broke your trust,
282
00:12:10,895 --> 00:12:14,198
what happened was that the lines
of communication
283
00:12:14,232 --> 00:12:17,618
were immediately severed.
284
00:12:17,652 --> 00:12:21,205
My God, I'm good.
285
00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:24,742
I'm glad I'm recording
this session, you know?
286
00:12:29,743 --> 00:12:32,036
You know, I'm actually glad
you made me go
287
00:12:32,156 --> 00:12:33,398
to couples therapy.
288
00:12:33,518 --> 00:12:35,542
Dr. grant really has
his stuff together.
289
00:12:35,576 --> 00:12:36,167
Yeah.
290
00:12:36,287 --> 00:12:39,325
And you had a break
of the through variety.
291
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,847
I'm really proud of you.
292
00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:44,835
Thanks.
293
00:12:46,503 --> 00:12:50,240
I did good too, huh?
294
00:12:50,274 --> 00:12:51,674
In therapy?
295
00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:53,509
Yeah, well, I mean,
a little better than good.
296
00:12:53,527 --> 00:12:55,812
I mean, you know, I--
297
00:12:55,846 --> 00:12:58,198
I won.
298
00:13:00,534 --> 00:13:02,068
- Okay.
- No, I mean, like,
299
00:13:02,119 --> 00:13:04,204
if therapy was a sport and there
were people keeping score,
300
00:13:04,238 --> 00:13:05,705
then I would've taken the gold.
301
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:09,159
I would be an American treasure.
302
00:13:09,193 --> 00:13:10,994
So, come on, you want to go
down to low bar?
303
00:13:11,028 --> 00:13:13,196
Oh, um, no, I don't really feel like it.
304
00:13:13,214 --> 00:13:14,664
Oh. Well, okay.
Well, I mean, I could stay here.
305
00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:15,965
We could watch a movie
if you want or--
306
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,035
You can go ahead.
I'm kind of tired anyway.
307
00:13:20,588 --> 00:13:24,924
So what I'm hearing is, um...
308
00:13:24,975 --> 00:13:28,711
You want me to go to the bar,
and you're tired but fine.
309
00:13:28,729 --> 00:13:32,482
I'm so good at mirroring.
I can't turn it off, really.
310
00:13:32,516 --> 00:13:36,936
Mm. And he sticks
the landing.
311
00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:40,273
♪ Ya da da, da da da
312
00:13:40,324 --> 00:13:42,025
♪ ya da da, da da
313
00:13:42,059 --> 00:13:46,062
♪ ya-a-a-a
314
00:13:47,748 --> 00:13:50,033
Hey, Uncle RJ.
315
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,752
Another drink for my friend.
316
00:13:52,787 --> 00:13:54,421
Thanks, kid.
317
00:13:54,455 --> 00:13:56,072
Here you go, Maggie.
318
00:13:56,090 --> 00:14:00,093
Thanks, Mr. Murphy,
but I'm gluten-free.
319
00:14:00,127 --> 00:14:01,377
Oh, hey.
320
00:14:01,411 --> 00:14:03,179
Kids' Sports Illustrated, huh?
321
00:14:03,214 --> 00:14:04,998
Bit of a sports nut myself.
322
00:14:05,032 --> 00:14:06,249
Do you have a favorite team?
323
00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:09,135
The '72 Dolphins
were the best team ever.
324
00:14:09,186 --> 00:14:13,089
Maybe you need to get
back on the gluten.
325
00:14:13,107 --> 00:14:15,758
You're obviously forgetting
about the '85 Chicago bears.
326
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:18,378
They're fourth on my list.
327
00:14:18,412 --> 00:14:20,196
Fourth?
328
00:14:20,231 --> 00:14:21,931
Right behind the Montana Niners
329
00:14:21,949 --> 00:14:23,266
and the Bradshaw Steelers.
330
00:14:23,284 --> 00:14:26,269
Oh.
331
00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:28,621
You're fourth.
332
00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:30,373
Mark, she's eight.
333
00:14:30,407 --> 00:14:31,774
Yeah, well,
334
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:35,328
she's acting like she's six.
335
00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:37,163
I need to use the restroom.
336
00:14:37,214 --> 00:14:40,884
All right, well, knock yourself out.
337
00:14:40,918 --> 00:14:43,253
Oh, hey, I'll go with you if you want.
338
00:14:43,287 --> 00:14:46,923
♪ Creepy...
339
00:14:46,957 --> 00:14:50,293
You know what?
I'm done. You can have her.
340
00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:52,061
Lily, she's not really yours
to give away.
341
00:14:52,096 --> 00:14:53,897
And of all of us,
why would she like you the best?
342
00:14:53,931 --> 00:14:55,131
It doesn't make any sense.
343
00:14:55,149 --> 00:14:56,816
I don't know--
I mean...
344
00:14:56,851 --> 00:15:01,020
maybe because kids
are needy and helpless, and...
345
00:15:01,071 --> 00:15:05,308
apparently, that's the kind
of person I attract.
346
00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:08,978
Okay, okay, and muscular.
347
00:15:08,996 --> 00:15:10,864
- Hey.
- Hey.
348
00:15:10,915 --> 00:15:12,365
- Where's Whitney?
- Home.
349
00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:14,367
She said she didn't feel
like coming out.
350
00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:16,485
Mm. She's still mad
because you lied.
351
00:15:16,504 --> 00:15:17,954
Uh, no, actually, we're good.
352
00:15:17,988 --> 00:15:19,488
We went to couples therapy.
We worked some stuff out.
353
00:15:19,507 --> 00:15:21,541
Oh, couples therapy, huh?
Who won?
354
00:15:21,592 --> 00:15:24,544
- You're looking at him.
- What's up?
355
00:15:27,381 --> 00:15:28,848
So is she coming by later?
356
00:15:28,883 --> 00:15:30,049
Uh, didn't sound like it.
357
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,719
She said she was tired,
wanted to stay home.
358
00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:35,788
And you left her there?
359
00:15:35,823 --> 00:15:37,473
Well, yeah.
I said she was tired.
360
00:15:37,508 --> 00:15:40,509
I didn't say she was on fire.
361
00:15:40,528 --> 00:15:42,228
Alex, when a woman says she's tired,
362
00:15:42,279 --> 00:15:44,680
just start apologizing.
363
00:15:44,698 --> 00:15:47,233
- But that's what she said.
- But that's not what she meant.
364
00:15:47,284 --> 00:15:49,018
You don't listen to a woman.
365
00:15:49,036 --> 00:15:50,570
You feel a woman.
366
00:15:50,621 --> 00:15:53,823
You know what I'm saying?
367
00:15:53,857 --> 00:15:55,742
So you're saying
368
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:59,862
you think I need to buy her a bracelet?
369
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,365
Now you're feeling me.
370
00:16:02,383 --> 00:16:05,201
I knew today was too fun.
371
00:16:05,219 --> 00:16:08,071
- Godspeed, my friend.
- Dead man walking.
372
00:16:14,211 --> 00:16:15,211
Hey, where have you been?
373
00:16:15,229 --> 00:16:16,763
I got home from the bar hours ago.
374
00:16:16,814 --> 00:16:18,047
You're not here.
You don't leave a note.
375
00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:19,399
I texted you.
I called you, like, five times.
376
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:20,550
You didn't answer.
377
00:16:20,568 --> 00:16:23,887
I thought that was optional these days.
378
00:16:23,905 --> 00:16:25,388
Fair enough.
I deserved that.
379
00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:26,907
No, I-I went for a walk.
380
00:16:26,941 --> 00:16:30,059
I needed some alone time.
381
00:16:31,329 --> 00:16:33,914
- Are you making fun of me?
- No. I--
382
00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:38,118
I really did need alone time.
383
00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:41,338
Did you like it?
384
00:16:41,372 --> 00:16:45,074
It was great.
385
00:16:45,093 --> 00:16:48,011
Well, good.
386
00:16:48,045 --> 00:16:50,046
Hey, listen, um,
387
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,965
I'm sorry I went down to the bar.
388
00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:54,584
Now I know that when you said
you were fine,
389
00:16:54,602 --> 00:16:55,886
you were not fine,
390
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,354
and when you said you were tired,
391
00:16:57,388 --> 00:16:58,722
you were not tired.
392
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:02,976
And, I mean, that's pretty much
it for what I know.
393
00:17:04,729 --> 00:17:06,897
That's pretty good.
394
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:08,448
So are we in a fight?
395
00:17:08,483 --> 00:17:11,735
Because if we are, can you maybe
just tell me what it's about?
396
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,820
We're not in a fight.
397
00:17:13,871 --> 00:17:17,040
But I am upset.
398
00:17:17,074 --> 00:17:18,775
I'm hearing
that you're upset--
399
00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:21,027
- Don't do that.
- Okay.
400
00:17:21,062 --> 00:17:23,630
I just--I'm mad that you felt
like you had to lie to me
401
00:17:23,664 --> 00:17:25,415
'cause you thought I was gonna spin out.
402
00:17:25,449 --> 00:17:28,919
And I'm even more mad
at myself that you were right.
403
00:17:30,388 --> 00:17:34,040
So then does this mean
I'm still winning?
404
00:17:34,075 --> 00:17:35,725
Sure.
405
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,127
Yes.
406
00:17:38,146 --> 00:17:40,263
Hey, uh, so alone time was good, huh?
407
00:17:40,297 --> 00:17:42,182
It was like--
it was so great
408
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,267
to just be, like, having some time
409
00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:45,902
to clear all this noise out of my head.
410
00:17:45,937 --> 00:17:49,105
You know, once I did, I could
see everything so clearly.
411
00:17:49,139 --> 00:17:52,025
Clearly?
Where did you go?
412
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:54,978
Target.
413
00:17:55,012 --> 00:17:56,580
Hmm, ah...
414
00:17:56,614 --> 00:18:00,167
Alone time central.
415
00:18:00,201 --> 00:18:02,252
Alex, I might never change.
416
00:18:02,286 --> 00:18:06,339
It's a lot of work, and I'm really lazy.
417
00:18:06,374 --> 00:18:08,291
You know, I think it might be okay.
418
00:18:08,325 --> 00:18:10,677
I mean, if you did change,
then you'd be, like, perfect,
419
00:18:10,711 --> 00:18:12,345
and then I'd have to be perfect,
420
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,860
and that'd be really stressful for me.
421
00:18:13,881 --> 00:18:15,298
I'd get ulcers and have a bad heart
422
00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:16,383
and high blood pressure,
423
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:19,519
and my hair would start falling out.
424
00:18:19,554 --> 00:18:23,306
You'd be bald?
425
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,308
I don't want you to be bald.
426
00:18:25,343 --> 00:18:26,960
That's what you're worried about?
427
00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:30,947
What about my ulcer and heart
and high blood pressure?
428
00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:33,149
I don't want you to be bald.
429
00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:37,635
I know.
So I told my boss,
430
00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:38,936
"Oook, I don't need this,"
431
00:18:38,971 --> 00:18:40,771
and then he kissed my ass
for a week after that.
432
00:18:41,974 --> 00:18:44,025
That is so you, Roxanne.
433
00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:46,727
So, Maggie...
434
00:18:46,778 --> 00:18:49,363
I was just on ESPN.
I'm an insider subscriber--
435
00:18:49,398 --> 00:18:51,515
$4.95 a month, whatever.
436
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:54,602
And, uh, I just happened to stumble
437
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,287
on ten articles that list the '85 Bears
438
00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:58,573
as the best football team ever--
weird.
439
00:18:58,607 --> 00:19:00,190
You know what, Mr. Murphy?
440
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,209
I'd be willing to move the '85 Bears
441
00:19:02,244 --> 00:19:03,578
ahead of the Bradshaw Steelers.
442
00:19:03,629 --> 00:19:05,863
So that makes them third.
443
00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:07,248
That's nice, Maggie.
444
00:19:07,299 --> 00:19:10,835
I think we're just gonna have
to agree to disagree.
445
00:19:10,869 --> 00:19:13,871
So what do you think
of the Cubs taking Epstein?
446
00:19:13,889 --> 00:19:15,723
That'll really turn it around, huh?
447
00:19:15,757 --> 00:19:17,592
Oh, yeah, this is definitely the year
448
00:19:17,643 --> 00:19:19,427
the Cubbies win the world series.
449
00:19:21,647 --> 00:19:22,597
Hey.
450
00:19:22,648 --> 00:19:26,767
Yeah.
451
00:19:26,818 --> 00:19:27,902
This kid's all right.
452
00:19:27,936 --> 00:19:29,570
Forget what I said about her earlier.
453
00:19:29,605 --> 00:19:32,523
What'd you say?
454
00:19:32,557 --> 00:19:36,944
I said forget about it.
455
00:19:36,995 --> 00:19:38,529
All right, Maggie...
456
00:19:38,563 --> 00:19:40,247
Time to go home.
457
00:19:40,282 --> 00:19:42,617
So nice to meet you, Maggie.
Come by anytime.
458
00:19:42,668 --> 00:19:44,752
- Thanks.
- Later, kid.
459
00:19:44,786 --> 00:19:47,338
Can I have a hug?
460
00:19:47,372 --> 00:19:48,589
Me? Uh, yeah. Yeah.
461
00:19:48,624 --> 00:19:50,041
Okay.
462
00:19:50,075 --> 00:19:52,126
- I love you, Roxanne.
- Whoa.
463
00:19:52,177 --> 00:19:53,344
Easy there.
464
00:19:53,378 --> 00:19:55,212
You can't just throw that word around.
465
00:19:55,246 --> 00:19:56,847
You should only say it
when you--
466
00:19:56,882 --> 00:19:58,582
when you really, really mean it.
467
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,752
Okay.
468
00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:04,438
And one Manhattan on the rocks.
469
00:20:04,473 --> 00:20:07,391
I love you.
470
00:20:07,425 --> 00:20:09,644
What was that?
471
00:20:09,695 --> 00:20:12,730
I was talking to my drink.
472
00:20:12,764 --> 00:20:14,532
Sure you were.
473
00:20:22,658 --> 00:20:23,774
No, I get what you're saying,
474
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:25,459
but I'm not gonna pick up the phone
475
00:20:25,494 --> 00:20:27,294
in the middle of a coffee shop--
it's just rude.
476
00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:32,583
Hey, you know what?
I'm not the only bad guy here.
477
00:20:32,617 --> 00:20:34,285
I mean, you called me like a sneak
478
00:20:34,319 --> 00:20:35,636
when you were at the coffee shop.
479
00:20:35,671 --> 00:20:36,637
You set me up.
480
00:20:36,672 --> 00:20:39,273
Okay.
481
00:20:42,861 --> 00:20:47,064
I think you're just jealous
of my dance moves.
482
00:20:50,569 --> 00:20:53,237
Okay, the fight's over
if you stop doing that.
483
00:20:53,271 --> 00:20:55,606
Okay.
484
00:20:57,308 --> 00:20:59,860
Okay.
485
00:21:02,914 --> 00:21:06,316
Mm.
486
00:21:09,838 --> 00:21:12,173
Okay, I know what that means.
487
00:21:12,207 --> 00:21:14,158
- Mm.
- Fine.
488
00:21:14,176 --> 00:21:16,210
Yes!
489
00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:19,802
Thin crust, half mushroom,
half meat lover's.
490
00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:29,212
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