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You're a punk bitch, 26!
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Kill yourself, 26!
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Oh, come on, number 26,
you fat piece of dog crap!
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Ride the pine, 26!
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Park that ass!
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26 sucks!
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Hey, can you guys, uh,
just quiet that down, please?
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Totally.
We'll be respectful.
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Wipe the butt lube
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off your hands, 26!
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Hey!
No, actually, I mean stop it!
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Okay?
That's my son.
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- Yeah.
- Sorry.
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Sorry about that.
We didn't know.
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- All right, no sweat.
- Let's go, 26!
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- Let's go, 26!
- Whoo! 26!
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You're not a total failure.
Don't listen to everyone!
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That's what I'm talking about.
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- Keep it moving.
- If only he didn't get tackled.
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- That's what I would have done.
- Oh, there he is!
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My nephew Billy has the ball.
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Billy has the ball!
Go Billy!
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Ohh!
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- Yes!
- Holy cow!
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That kid is a jock!
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Love to see what he could
do in the pool.
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- I bet he's got great waltz.
- Yeah.
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All these kids,
they're just children out there.
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A lot of them probably
haven't even sprouted pubes.
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Put me in...
I'm a real man.
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I've got a very dense bush.
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Man, look at that visor.
That thing's rad-ass.
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He looks like cobra commander.
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His touchdown dance is a little weak.
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What I would do, if I ever
actually played football,
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is I'd do the dance
before the play even started.
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Let 'em know what's up.
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Just a little...
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- Right.
- Oh.
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Yeah.
Very fun dance.
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- Timberlake.
- I like it.
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Um, it's kind of stupid
to do it before the play,
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'cause then the opponent knows
that you're gonna get the ball.
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I bet you $100 I would
still be able to score.
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I don't bet, so...
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- I bet you do.
- I bet I...
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- Nice try.
- Yeah, I got you, dude.
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I used to be a major player
in the gambling world,
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- all right?
- Mm.
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- I lost everything.
- Hmm.
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Including my mind.
Haven't gambled since.
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No, I remember that.
You lost, like, 80 bucks.
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It was money your grandma
gave you for your birthday.
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No, but she had to cancel
her subscription from cable
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for a month.
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Sometimes, when you're a grandma,
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a month's all you got.
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Wanna make that 80 bucks back?
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- It's the fat kid!
- Oh, you turded in our pool.
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Yeah, that's right,
you fucking losers.
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All those things are true.
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- Okay.
- And just so you know,
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any and all betting at RC South
goes through us.
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How about it?
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You boys looking for some action?
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- In the back section?
- No.
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Thank you.
I'll pass.
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I'm not into sex with strange dudes.
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What the...
what are you talking about?
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I'll bet you 20 bucks
that our boy Billy Belk
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scores the next touchdown.
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Billy scores a lot of touchdowns.
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All right?
You have to give me odds.
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Okay, sure.
We'll take evens.
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No.
You sound like an idiot.
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Look, if we're gonna do this,
we're gonna do it right.
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Here's the deal:
We'll double the money
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and take two-to-one odds on our prop.
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Let's keep that vig under... 100.
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- 10...
- I'm at 85.
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If you got 85, that's a good bet.
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Dude, that's a good bet.
I'd take that all day.
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All right.
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All right!
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Oh!
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Oh, see that?
Yeah!
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- There he goes!
- There he goes!
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- Keep goin'!
- Oh, my God!
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I want that.
Thanks, man.
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- Nice playing.
- All right.
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Hey, boys...
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Let's make it rain.
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These guys are gonna be easy money.
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- Totally.
- Yeah.
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I mean, come on, spray it, guys.
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Come on.
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What...
are you crazy?
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Yo.
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Yo, that dude's
using the short urinal.
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He must have a short dick!
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Uh, no, this is just the available
urinal, so I'm using it.
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Yeah, available to anyone
with a little dick.
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No.
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If anything, it's for a larger penis,
because it has more room to droop
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and it doesn't have to rest
on a urinal cake.
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No, man, I think I saw it
when you whipped it out.
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It was small and looked like
a cocktail shrimp.
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I didn't even have it out
all the way.
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That was just the tip
of the iceberg, as they say.
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Hey, hey, can I borrow your dick?
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I need to get something
out of my teeth.
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"Dicks, dicks, dicks.
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We're in high school,
all we talk about's dicks."
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News flash... dicks,
we all got 'em, if we're boys.
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- That was cool, dude.
- Yeah.
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We should, like,
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gamble all the time...
start a casino.
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Who's, like, the most indianest
of us all?
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No, dude, we...
we can't, all right?
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Yes, we made it rain combos,
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which we've been talking
about doing for years.
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But... We're done, all right?
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Finished.
Okay?
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- I guess.
- What's up, guys?
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- Oh! Hey, Billy.
- Yo.
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- Billy Belk.
- Hey.
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That was a great game.
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These are my work homies, so...
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What's up, homey?
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Hot chick, bro.
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- Yeah?
- Reminds of the days
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I almost hooked up
with chicks like that,
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back when I almost played football.
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I was, like, too busy mascotting,
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so I was like...
it took up all my time.
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Yeah, she's okay, I guess.
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Gives a decent blowj,
but don't they all?
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- Tsh.
- Oh, right?
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- That's cool.
- "Blowj" means "blow job."
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So anyway, it's like I always say.
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I'm all about bangin', suckin',
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and takin'.
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Those are honestly,
like, my three favorite things.
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That's cool that you're
always saying that.
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Yeah, man, I know exactly
where the is,
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and when I get there,
what to do with it.
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Yeah. Seriously, though,
I'm so jealous of you guys.
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Slayin' mad older box all the time...
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Oh, yeah.
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These immature high school bitches
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won't give it up
unless you're their boyfriend,
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so I gotta settle for blowjes.
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Ohh, that...
aw, man, that must...
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Suck.
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Girls can't even fit
my wiener in their mouth.
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Yeah, yeah, my dick's so big,
it has a ribcage.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, I got a huge...
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- huge one.
- Hell yeah.
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- You've never said that before.
- Uncontested.
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Cool, dude.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Just wanted to give
you gentlemen my card,
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in case you care to make
any more wagers.
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Look, I love a good card, but...
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We're done, so see ya.
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Take it.
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You never know.
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{pub}Whoa!
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What is this, God Of War?
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Ascension,
it's God Of War: Ascension.
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It's like, uh, like French Canadian.
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Like, "eh," that's the Canadian part.
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And then "cension."
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Guys, I've got great news!
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This is insane.
Tanya Michaels,
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the point guard
for RC South lady wolves...
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according to her relationship status,
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she's now single.
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- She's really good too.
- Yeah.
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Which is gonna be messing
with her mental game.
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She's gonna be totally
boy crazy all over the place.
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Also, Kevin Slater just tweeted,
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"midnight tacos tonight.
#yummy."
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- Yeah, they are good.
- Guys, that's crazy!
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He's supposed to wrestle tomorrow.
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He's not gonna be able to wrestle
if he's got #diarrhea.
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"Hashtag."
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That's a pound sign.
That's, like, a Twitter thing.
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All right, Ders,
why are you even bothering
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with stupid high school kids?
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Internet stalking?
Come on.
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- That's beneath you. - We're not stalk...
pause the game for a second.
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Guys, I'm looking
for an edge right now.
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I got a system that's already yielded
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six positive expectation wagers,
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and that's...
that's a real thing.
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Ugh, these high school
football players
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have boy bodies...
I'd destroy them.
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I have a man body.
I'm borderline dad body.
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I have shoulder hairs.
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Actually, I found
a gray one the other day.
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Ders, you quit gambling
'cause you lost all your money.
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Why would you go back?
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Those were scratch-offs.
Okay?
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Those are random.
You just scratch.
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You don't know what you're gonna get!
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- You don't know.
- This is high school sports.
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He knows.
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I'm a former
high school athlete, guys.
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Yeah, you were good.
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You sort of peaked in high school.
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Oh, man, didn't we all, though?
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Yeah.
Yeah, we did.
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Here they come.
Yo!
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Didn't think
I'd hear from you so soon.
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Bet you did.
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Well played.
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Check it out.
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My man!
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Ohh!
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All: Ohh!
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Hey, toothpick!
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♪ I'm the number one ♪
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♪ But I ain't trying
to be that number ♪
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♪ I'm just here to beat it up ♪
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♪ I just came to lay
the law, my girl ♪
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♪ I'm all about my cheese ♪
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♪ I'm talkin' 'bout the karma ♪
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♪ I don't want no baby mama ♪
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♪ I don't want
that kind of drama, nah ♪
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♪ Number one, I ain't trying
to be that number, girl ♪
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♪ I'm here to beat it up ♪
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♪ I just came to lay the law,
my girl ♪
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♪ I'm all about my cheese ♪
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♪ I'm talkin' 'bout the karma ♪
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♪ I don't want no baby mama ♪
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♪ I don't want
that kind of drama, nah ♪
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He doesn't have the balls
to grab titties.
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Respect yourself.
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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- Whoo!
- Whatever.
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Great, we just lost all our money.
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There goes my iguana fund.
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Well, boys, it was a pleasure
doing business with you.
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Wait. Oh, wait, wait.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
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Let's go double or nothing,
just so we can break even.
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You don't have anything to bet.
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Yes, I do.
251
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I'm willing to bet my 'Vo
252
00:08:26,617 --> 00:08:28,096
on the homecoming game.
253
00:08:30,418 --> 00:08:32,552
RC South is gonna
run away with it, okay?
254
00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,108
North can't stop belly Belk.
255
00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:37,351
- Plus, your car sucks, so...
- My car sucks? Oh...
256
00:08:37,381 --> 00:08:38,361
- Yeah.
- Sucks.
257
00:08:38,404 --> 00:08:39,414
- It does.
- Well, yeah?
258
00:08:39,438 --> 00:08:42,091
What if we bet for RC South to lose?
259
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,175
- What?
- Yeah.
260
00:08:44,207 --> 00:08:46,169
You're betting against Billy Belk?
261
00:08:46,298 --> 00:08:48,176
He's... he's, uh, overrated.
262
00:08:48,386 --> 00:08:50,128
- Wow.
- I think we do it.
263
00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:52,120
Ders has a bet.
264
00:08:52,161 --> 00:08:53,462
All right!
265
00:08:53,587 --> 00:08:55,129
All right, yeah!
266
00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:56,273
- Okay, cool.
- It's all fun.
267
00:08:56,297 --> 00:08:57,328
- Enjoy.
- See you at the bet!
268
00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,914
- Yeah.
- See you guys at the bet.
269
00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,406
Are you crazy?
270
00:09:00,437 --> 00:09:02,056
- You're betting against Billy.
- Yeah.
271
00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:04,479
Because we're gonna
get Billy so drunk tonight
272
00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:06,676
that he's not even gonna be able
to show up to the game tomorrow.
273
00:09:06,695 --> 00:09:08,181
- Ohh.
- Right, yeah.
274
00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:12,245
Billy, Jilly!
What's up?
275
00:09:12,266 --> 00:09:14,261
- 'Sup, boner.
- Ha ha, no.
276
00:09:14,301 --> 00:09:15,514
You'd be able to tell.
277
00:09:15,545 --> 00:09:16,823
What's up, erection?
278
00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,278
I don't have an erection, Jillian.
279
00:09:18,313 --> 00:09:19,839
Oh, Blake, I don't want Billy
280
00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:21,801
drinking too much
before the game tomorrow, okay?
281
00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,769
- Oh, yeah, me neither.
- Shut up!
282
00:09:23,807 --> 00:09:26,498
God, no wonder you have cats
instead of kids.
283
00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:29,069
Go wait outside
until I'm ready to leave.
284
00:09:29,141 --> 00:09:32,134
Cats are kids.
285
00:09:32,302 --> 00:09:33,147
"Kiddens."
286
00:09:33,202 --> 00:09:34,736
Billy!
287
00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:36,350
What up?
What's up, man?
288
00:09:36,389 --> 00:09:37,906
Buh-buh-Billy boy!
289
00:09:37,943 --> 00:09:39,950
What it is, what it is,
what it should be.
290
00:09:39,962 --> 00:09:42,063
Did you bring some Jimmy hats,
my main man?
291
00:09:42,127 --> 00:09:44,159
- Hell, no!
- Oh, yes, nice.
292
00:09:44,190 --> 00:09:45,862
- Whoa.
- No fear, I like that.
293
00:09:45,909 --> 00:09:47,185
I also like the clothing company.
294
00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:48,359
I have a shirt.
I'll give it to you.
295
00:09:48,383 --> 00:09:50,232
- "Second place, first loser."
- Strong shirt.
296
00:09:50,263 --> 00:09:52,084
Okay, all right, what the hell
are you guys talking about?
297
00:09:52,102 --> 00:09:53,134
Where are the chicks?
298
00:09:53,163 --> 00:09:55,624
You guys promised me I'd get to
fuck to completion tonight.
299
00:09:55,649 --> 00:09:56,568
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
300
00:09:56,599 --> 00:09:59,049
They're coming, and, uh,
to put it in laid-man's terms,
301
00:09:59,074 --> 00:10:00,185
he's gettin' laid, man.
302
00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,124
Yeah, man!
303
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,643
Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
304
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,563
All right, it's time
for you to meet our buddy,
305
00:10:05,602 --> 00:10:06,514
tubba.
306
00:10:07,001 --> 00:10:09,439
It's cool, 'cause it'll make
your brain all relaxed, right?
307
00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,922
But your heart...
It might explode.
308
00:10:11,965 --> 00:10:13,300
We bought, like, 800 cans
309
00:10:13,332 --> 00:10:14,583
when we found out
they made it illegal.
310
00:10:14,608 --> 00:10:16,132
It killed 14 kids in West Virginia.
311
00:10:16,154 --> 00:10:17,229
- No joke.
- Mm-hmm.
312
00:10:17,248 --> 00:10:18,857
- Heart attacks.
- I'm ready.
313
00:10:18,876 --> 00:10:20,101
Yeah, we got a tub of it.
314
00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:23,160
Here's to no more blowjes
and real sex!
315
00:10:25,195 --> 00:10:27,708
♪ Do it, drink, drink ♪
316
00:10:27,737 --> 00:10:29,882
♪ Don't want no juice, no juice ♪
317
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,364
♪ A splash of grape drink
with my grey goose ♪
318
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,804
♪ Help me get looser ♪
319
00:10:34,829 --> 00:10:37,396
♪ Drink, drink, don't want no juice ♪
320
00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:40,562
♪ No juice, a splash of grape drink ♪
321
00:10:40,597 --> 00:10:41,883
- All: Beat that tub!
- What?
322
00:10:41,919 --> 00:10:43,393
- All: Beat that tub!
- What?
323
00:10:43,438 --> 00:10:45,278
♪ Top shelf vodka, I can't stop her ♪
324
00:10:45,303 --> 00:10:47,236
♪ A night at the opera,
nothing but drama ♪
325
00:10:47,261 --> 00:10:49,468
♪ She took a drink and another,
drink and another ♪
326
00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,465
♪ Now she lits, up like a rainbow ♪
327
00:10:51,502 --> 00:10:53,046
♪ And now I gotta babysit ♪
328
00:10:53,336 --> 00:10:55,398
♪ I was trying to take her out,
take her home and hit ♪
329
00:10:55,451 --> 00:10:57,680
♪ She was cute, I was trying
to just get some love ♪
330
00:10:57,714 --> 00:10:59,729
♪ She wanna pick a fight
with some chick in the club ♪
331
00:10:59,758 --> 00:11:02,387
♪ I gotta break it up, break it up ♪
332
00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:04,039
♪ Gotta break it up, break it up ♪
333
00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:07,977
♪ Sugar water purple,
sugar water purple ♪
334
00:11:08,005 --> 00:11:10,479
- ♪ Alcohol ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
335
00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:12,432
- Whoo!
- No!
336
00:11:12,481 --> 00:11:13,691
It's part of the game.
337
00:11:13,727 --> 00:11:16,104
Son of a bitch!
338
00:11:16,229 --> 00:11:17,749
- This is my guy.
- Yeah!
339
00:11:17,774 --> 00:11:19,911
- This is my guy.
- Whoo!
340
00:11:21,136 --> 00:11:23,639
I mean, like,
what do you say to these girls
341
00:11:23,657 --> 00:11:25,195
to get you to blowj them?
342
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,899
I mean, I know what I'd say,
343
00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:29,723
but I wanna hear it from,
like, another poon master.
344
00:11:29,876 --> 00:11:32,058
I'll say anything to get the mouth.
345
00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:35,305
And, like, you're not scared, right?
346
00:11:35,748 --> 00:11:37,198
I mean, there's nothing
to be scared of?
347
00:11:37,223 --> 00:11:38,708
Scared of what?
348
00:11:38,751 --> 00:11:40,628
I heard this story about this
girl whose
349
00:11:40,647 --> 00:11:43,027
Had like a fingernail,
and this guy's tongue got...
350
00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:44,863
yeah, I heard about that.
Sliced open.
351
00:11:44,894 --> 00:11:46,412
What's with you dudes?
352
00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:48,328
Where's the 'tang?
353
00:11:48,364 --> 00:11:50,440
I need to shoot the silk milk
before our big game.
354
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,212
- Empty the nuts!
- All: Yeah.
355
00:11:52,256 --> 00:11:53,704
- Empty nu... yeah.
- We know.
356
00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:55,755
I'm... I'm so used to doing it, I...
357
00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,327
you think my nuts are ever full?
358
00:11:57,352 --> 00:11:59,235
- Like, so many...
- Oh, the... the girls,
359
00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:01,044
whoa, they're close, and then it says
360
00:12:01,063 --> 00:12:02,919
that they're juicin' for you.
361
00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,602
They're juicing
and they're ready for silk milk.
362
00:12:04,621 --> 00:12:05,983
- Let me see that.
- Wait, no...
363
00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,850
dude, you didn't get
any text messages.
364
00:12:07,881 --> 00:12:09,932
No, that's a password thing.
It's an old phone.
365
00:12:09,951 --> 00:12:11,420
- Oh, password protected.
- Did you delete it?
366
00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:15,509
- What? - You only got one chick
that ain't Jillian in your contacts.
367
00:12:15,789 --> 00:12:17,450
Kim better be ready to take it.
368
00:12:17,478 --> 00:12:19,696
Don't call... not Kim!
Don't call...
369
00:12:20,252 --> 00:12:22,957
yeah, I'm looking for Kim.
Is she there?
370
00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:26,523
No, I don't want to take
taekwondo classes, dude.
371
00:12:26,544 --> 00:12:27,973
I already did that.
372
00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:31,659
- Should have thought about that...
- Kim's a dude?
373
00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:34,012
He's a sensei.
374
00:12:34,049 --> 00:12:36,411
You guys don't know
one chick, do you?
375
00:12:36,477 --> 00:12:37,520
Yeah, uh...
376
00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:39,169
I trusted you losers.
377
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,437
I even told you about bangin',
378
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,393
suckin', and takin'.
379
00:12:43,422 --> 00:12:45,168
- He does always say that.
- He's always...
380
00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:47,391
- yeah, that's cool.
- And, just so you know,
381
00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:49,858
your tiny little shrimp dick
382
00:12:49,887 --> 00:12:51,498
has a Facebook page.
383
00:12:51,593 --> 00:12:52,869
And I liked it.
384
00:12:53,599 --> 00:12:55,709
Billy! Billy!
385
00:12:56,963 --> 00:12:59,801
What is going on with this
shrimp dick stuff, man?
386
00:12:59,819 --> 00:13:02,662
- A lot of people are talking.
- It's stupid, okay?
387
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,161
I went to the high school
football game,
388
00:13:04,195 --> 00:13:05,840
I used the little kiddie urinal,
389
00:13:05,864 --> 00:13:07,558
'cause no one else
was using it, and now,
390
00:13:07,594 --> 00:13:09,446
all of a sudden,
I have a little kiddie penis?
391
00:13:09,464 --> 00:13:11,394
- Come on, man, that's...
- No, that makes sense.
392
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,066
- Bathroom 101.
- Yeah, everybody knows that.
393
00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:15,163
It's not true, okay?
What, do you wanna see it?
394
00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:16,709
- You wanna see it? Huh?
- Us? No.
395
00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:18,092
Well, you keep talking about it.
396
00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:19,750
- How 'bout I show it to ya?
- I'd love to see it.
397
00:13:19,775 --> 00:13:21,263
Oh, you do?
Okay, great.
398
00:13:21,319 --> 00:13:22,687
All right, I'm gonna show it to you.
399
00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:23,898
You ever seen it?
400
00:13:23,942 --> 00:13:26,148
- I haven't seen it.
- I've never seen it. I'd love to see it.
401
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:30,889
Eh.
402
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,435
Nah.
403
00:13:35,963 --> 00:13:38,273
Nope. Not tonight.
404
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,006
Guess it wasn't your lucky day.
405
00:13:48,863 --> 00:13:52,259
{pub}Two minutes till game time
and no sign of Billy.
406
00:13:52,509 --> 00:13:53,678
Good plan, Beez.
407
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,775
Hey, what can I say?
408
00:13:55,846 --> 00:13:57,573
- Brains of the op.
- Thanks.
409
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,262
So you guys heard about Billy, huh?
410
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:00,898
What's the matter?
411
00:14:00,994 --> 00:14:03,369
Is your star running back
not feeling too good?
412
00:14:03,397 --> 00:14:05,233
Mmm...
413
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:08,399
Ooh, cry about it.
Ooh, he's not here.
414
00:14:08,426 --> 00:14:10,914
- Ooh, I'm crying about it.
- That's really insensitive.
415
00:14:10,947 --> 00:14:12,281
- Why?
- Okay.
416
00:14:12,304 --> 00:14:14,047
Greetings, football fans.
417
00:14:14,072 --> 00:14:17,061
Today, Rancho Cucamonga South
is dedicating the game
418
00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:19,891
to Billy Belk, who was
in a car accident last night.
419
00:14:19,935 --> 00:14:21,354
Luckily, he's in stable condition
420
00:14:21,385 --> 00:14:23,336
with a broken collarbone
at St. Joe's.
421
00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:25,959
Now let's...
Go, wolves!
422
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,629
He's okay.
He's okay.
423
00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:32,138
All: Billy! Billy! Billy!
424
00:14:32,197 --> 00:14:34,356
- Billy! Billy!
- They seem motivated.
425
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:36,685
Billy! Billy! Billy!
426
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,340
Billy! Bill...
427
00:14:38,414 --> 00:14:39,983
Oh, here we go.
428
00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:45,120
- Yep.
- Get him.
429
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,698
Yeah!
430
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:49,252
Yeah!
431
00:14:49,298 --> 00:14:52,010
Touchdown, RC South!
432
00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:54,901
All right! All right!
433
00:14:54,932 --> 00:14:56,965
Lot of game left to be played.
434
00:14:57,502 --> 00:14:59,112
Oh... Fugg.
435
00:15:01,051 --> 00:15:02,718
♪ Go ♪
436
00:15:02,855 --> 00:15:04,440
♪ Go ♪
437
00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:05,833
♪ Go ♪
438
00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:08,518
And a reminder, all wolves fans,
439
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,035
- the snack shack is open...
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
440
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,360
Oh, my God.
Okay, please win.
441
00:15:12,455 --> 00:15:13,431
Please win.
442
00:15:13,475 --> 00:15:14,902
Hey, north!
443
00:15:15,074 --> 00:15:18,568
Time for those boy bodies
to blossom into man bods.
444
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,716
Let's hit puberty right now!
445
00:15:20,829 --> 00:15:23,016
Check it out, dude.
446
00:15:23,065 --> 00:15:25,801
This chick's
totally digging my style.
447
00:15:25,861 --> 00:15:27,019
Ooh.
448
00:15:27,112 --> 00:15:29,331
Five, six, seven, eight.
449
00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:31,421
T-I-n-y!
450
00:15:31,446 --> 00:15:34,163
You ain't got no alibi.
Your dick's tiny!
451
00:15:34,195 --> 00:15:36,371
Yeah, yeah, it's tiny!
452
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:38,452
She's looking right at you
when she's saying that.
453
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,226
T-I-N-Y, you ain't got no alibi.
454
00:15:41,245 --> 00:15:43,207
Your dick's tiny, yeah, yeah.
455
00:15:43,244 --> 00:15:44,852
- It's tiny!
- I, like... oh, my God.
456
00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:46,196
- I need a snack.
- Whoo!
457
00:15:46,234 --> 00:15:47,873
- You going to the snack shack?
- Yeah.
458
00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:49,340
Could you get me some snatchos?
459
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,001
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah, grab me a mounds.
460
00:15:54,256 --> 00:15:55,425
First down!
461
00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:57,448
That's a 26-yard completion
462
00:15:57,472 --> 00:15:58,374
for RC South.
463
00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:00,570
This is not happening!
464
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,859
You're right.
465
00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:08,028
It's not.
466
00:16:08,153 --> 00:16:09,172
Where you going?
467
00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:11,820
Wait, just wait
till Blake gets back, dude.
468
00:16:12,814 --> 00:16:14,140
I'll take some nachos.
469
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:15,829
Uh, anything else I can get you...
470
00:16:15,848 --> 00:16:18,381
popcorn, pizza, corn dog?
471
00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:21,111
I'll take a corn dog.
472
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,999
Oh, man, I was just
laughing to myself, Jerry,
473
00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:27,782
because I was joking
about betting my 'Vo,
474
00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:29,892
and I thought maybe
you thought I was serious.
475
00:16:30,017 --> 00:16:30,967
- What?
- You didn't know?
476
00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:33,073
I was joking, man.
477
00:16:34,179 --> 00:16:35,113
Yeah!
478
00:16:36,314 --> 00:16:38,116
Belk just took the field!
479
00:16:38,387 --> 00:16:40,798
Ladies and gentlemen, number 33,
480
00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:42,195
Billy Belk!
481
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,667
All: Billy! Billy! Billy!
482
00:16:45,691 --> 00:16:47,042
Look at the football dance.
483
00:16:47,079 --> 00:16:48,488
Look at that touchdown dance.
484
00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:53,024
Let's hear it for him!
485
00:16:58,127 --> 00:16:59,667
Hey, uh, remember...
486
00:16:59,698 --> 00:17:00,900
How I was joking?
487
00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:02,517
Uh, I was joking about joking.
488
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,082
So bet is definitely still on.
489
00:17:04,121 --> 00:17:06,207
I'll be right back.
Do you guys want a mounds?
490
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:08,424
All: Billy! Billy! Billy!
491
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,340
Billy, you should
really be in the hospital.
492
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,171
But, by God, I'm glad
you're here with us!
493
00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:15,474
Now, get out there
and bring this one home!
494
00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:17,302
Go, Billy! Go!
495
00:17:19,026 --> 00:17:20,107
All right, Billy!
496
00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:22,393
Let's make sure you don't
fumble the ball!
497
00:17:26,636 --> 00:17:28,861
All right, we're handing it
off to you, Billy.
498
00:17:28,878 --> 00:17:31,094
Do your thing.
Got it?
499
00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:33,012
Uh...
500
00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:34,843
Blowjes.
501
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,123
Same old Billy.
502
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,238
Ready? Right!
503
00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:40,225
Agh! Grr.
Whoo!
504
00:17:40,524 --> 00:17:43,402
First and ten, RC South.
505
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,427
Let's go, Billy!
506
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,462
Set! Red 30!
507
00:17:51,897 --> 00:17:53,466
All right. Come on, come on, come on.
508
00:17:53,494 --> 00:17:54,996
Hut!
509
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,104
Whoa!
510
00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,638
Ho ho ho ho!
511
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,310
Billy Belk tackled for a loss.
512
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,783
- Good effort!
- Second and 23.
513
00:18:02,811 --> 00:18:04,313
We're lucky he didn't fumble!
514
00:18:04,346 --> 00:18:06,083
Get off the field, little boy!
515
00:18:06,264 --> 00:18:08,377
Oh, man.
516
00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:11,752
I'm a star, I'm a star,
I'm a star, I'm a star.
517
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:14,584
I'm a big, bright, shining star.
518
00:18:16,148 --> 00:18:19,133
All: Billy! Billy!
Billy! Billy!
519
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,885
Billy! Billy!
520
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:25,356
Set! Hut!
521
00:18:30,673 --> 00:18:32,634
Fumble it!
Billy, fumble!
522
00:18:32,824 --> 00:18:34,157
Billy, fumble!
523
00:18:39,027 --> 00:18:42,365
I'm more than a mascot, dad!
524
00:18:49,872 --> 00:18:51,428
- Whoa!
- What the...
525
00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:52,729
oh, my God, did you just see that?
526
00:18:52,774 --> 00:18:54,143
I'm trying to keep my car, man!
527
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,834
- Anders.
- What the hell?
528
00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:56,802
What's up, Billy?
529
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,172
- What?
- What? Who is that?
530
00:18:58,199 --> 00:18:59,605
That's the real Billy.
531
00:18:59,651 --> 00:19:02,162
Hey! Heeey!
532
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,986
Hey, yeah!
533
00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:09,908
H-u-g-e!
534
00:19:09,945 --> 00:19:12,029
Who's got a big dick?
Me!
535
00:19:12,064 --> 00:19:13,619
Blake! Remember me?
536
00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:16,357
You said I had a small one.
I got a big one!
537
00:19:16,493 --> 00:19:18,945
- Hey!
- Whoo! Whoo!
538
00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:20,835
- Oh!
- Stop!
539
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,214
- What are you doing?
- Help me!
540
00:19:23,257 --> 00:19:24,647
Meet at the 'Vo!
Meet at the 'Vo!
541
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,295
Meet at the 'Vo!
Aah! 'Vo!
542
00:19:26,384 --> 00:19:29,196
Hey... whoa.
Stop!
543
00:19:38,956 --> 00:19:40,183
- Yo.
- Help me down.
544
00:19:40,214 --> 00:19:41,422
- Dude...
- That was awesome.
545
00:19:41,453 --> 00:19:42,585
- We gotta go.
- You see?
546
00:19:42,622 --> 00:19:43,628
I almost scored a touchdown.
547
00:19:43,659 --> 00:19:45,111
I saw that.
Where's Blaze-onday?
548
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,818
I don't know!
549
00:19:47,405 --> 00:19:49,254
Whoa, there he is!
550
00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:50,712
What are you doing under there?
551
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,094
Where do you think you're going?
552
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,294
- That's my car!
- No, no, no, no, no.
553
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,547
RC South lost.
554
00:19:55,578 --> 00:19:57,583
Yeah, but you dick heads
tampered with the bet!
555
00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:59,896
Okay, all right, fine.
Then I guess, uh...
556
00:19:59,923 --> 00:20:01,669
It's a push, right?
557
00:20:01,696 --> 00:20:03,417
Unless you, uh, want to let it ride.
558
00:20:03,454 --> 00:20:05,117
Then I get to pick the over/under.
559
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,320
On what?
560
00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:08,348
On, um...
561
00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:11,446
Well, there's been a lot of talk
about my buddy here's dick size.
562
00:20:11,686 --> 00:20:14,029
- Huh?
- Yeah, you...
563
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:15,792
what's the line?
564
00:20:17,231 --> 00:20:18,969
Three inches.
565
00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:20,197
Hard.
566
00:20:20,227 --> 00:20:21,827
That's a little smokie.
567
00:20:22,445 --> 00:20:23,614
Which are delicious.
568
00:20:23,651 --> 00:20:25,311
I'm kind of hungry right now, man.
569
00:20:25,342 --> 00:20:26,634
- Whew!
- Even if it's small,
570
00:20:26,665 --> 00:20:27,869
it can't be that small, right?
571
00:20:27,912 --> 00:20:29,006
No, of course not.
572
00:20:29,018 --> 00:20:30,489
That's unrealistic small.
573
00:20:30,526 --> 00:20:32,769
Yeah, scientifically improbable.
574
00:20:32,801 --> 00:20:34,057
Yeah, that's an Atari joystick, man.
575
00:20:34,081 --> 00:20:35,982
- That's impossible.
- Okay.
576
00:20:38,548 --> 00:20:39,529
We'll take the over.
577
00:20:39,554 --> 00:20:40,764
- All right!
- All right!
578
00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:42,032
- There it is.
- Appreciate it, man.
579
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,596
Could ya maybe turn the radio up?
580
00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:52,284
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
581
00:20:52,492 --> 00:20:57,492
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