1 00:00:00,328 --> 00:00:05,983 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 2 00:00:11,517 --> 00:00:13,299 Hey. I feel so lucky 3 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,972 we're in the same city for Valentine's Day. 4 00:00:14,996 --> 00:00:16,391 It's like magic. 5 00:00:16,410 --> 00:00:18,314 Or it's like me getting on my hands and knees 6 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:20,767 and begging my partners to switch a Tuesday for a Thursday. 7 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:22,308 Alakazam. 8 00:00:22,515 --> 00:00:24,854 By the way, they do need an extra day next week. 9 00:00:24,905 --> 00:00:26,737 And poof, he disappears. 10 00:00:26,803 --> 00:00:27,919 [Snaps] 11 00:00:28,564 --> 00:00:29,672 Hey. 12 00:00:29,908 --> 00:00:31,441 Wanna play hooky today? 13 00:00:31,461 --> 00:00:33,878 Oh, maybe. What do you got in mind? 14 00:00:33,918 --> 00:00:35,246 We can do anything you want. 15 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,881 I really wanna have fun today, 16 00:00:36,918 --> 00:00:39,702 because tomorrow is going to be a nightmare. 17 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:43,198 Andy's coming back from his stupid, dumb boat trip. 18 00:00:43,255 --> 00:00:45,649 He's been rude, he's been selfish, 19 00:00:45,686 --> 00:00:49,296 I think he's a big jerk, and I'm breaking up with him. 20 00:00:49,369 --> 00:00:52,675 Bam, Andy! How do ya like me now? 21 00:00:53,669 --> 00:00:55,319 I hope as a friend. 22 00:00:55,515 --> 00:00:59,454 Erin says she's gonna break up with Andy, but I'm not sure. 23 00:00:59,681 --> 00:01:02,098 He's coming back tomorrow, and surprise, 24 00:01:02,119 --> 00:01:04,619 today she wants to do whatever I'd like. 25 00:01:04,709 --> 00:01:07,194 You know, when I was a kid we had a dog who got real sick, 26 00:01:07,228 --> 00:01:10,247 and we had to send him to a farm. 27 00:01:10,323 --> 00:01:14,235 And on his last day, we did everything he loved. 28 00:01:14,417 --> 00:01:17,368 [Gasps] 29 00:01:17,401 --> 00:01:18,201 [Chuckles] 30 00:01:18,219 --> 00:01:21,012 Wanna play catch in the parking lot? 31 00:01:22,106 --> 00:01:23,783 - Sure. - Great. 32 00:01:23,842 --> 00:01:26,617 - Get my coat. - Perfect. 33 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,537 [Knocks] [Murmurs] Come in. 34 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:31,769 Andy, hi, I just made another huge sale 35 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:32,973 for the company that you manage, 36 00:01:32,998 --> 00:01:35,068 so I need you to authorize that expense report 37 00:01:35,105 --> 00:01:37,017 and sign off on that contract. 38 00:01:37,175 --> 00:01:38,756 I would be happy to. 39 00:01:38,761 --> 00:01:41,320 It would be my pleasure, Mr. Schrute. 40 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:44,916 Rink-a-dit doo, rika-doot-deet doo, rika-deet-doo. 41 00:01:44,937 --> 00:01:46,470 I really like Andy these days. 42 00:01:46,501 --> 00:01:49,424 He's pretend, and he does exactly as I tell him to. 43 00:01:49,663 --> 00:01:52,933 All that will change when real Andy comes back tomorrow. 44 00:01:53,104 --> 00:01:55,971 Unless he comes back as pretend Dwight. 45 00:01:56,062 --> 00:01:56,888 In which case, 46 00:01:56,919 --> 00:02:01,288 we're in for an epic, confusing showdown. 47 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:05,613 Andy left a carton of milk in the fridge, 48 00:02:05,721 --> 00:02:08,154 so I've been sneaking a little bit 49 00:02:08,191 --> 00:02:10,390 every day for the last three months. 50 00:02:10,428 --> 00:02:12,095 It's been yummy. 51 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,254 But now Andy's coming back. 52 00:02:15,597 --> 00:02:20,514 So, I guess it's good-bye, chunky lemon milk. 53 00:02:21,656 --> 00:02:23,850 Okay, I'll say it. 54 00:02:23,924 --> 00:02:26,423 I wish Andy had stayed on his trip. 55 00:02:26,507 --> 00:02:30,476 I say we all have one last fun, boss-less day. 56 00:02:30,626 --> 00:02:32,905 Yeah, let's get some booze and some cocaine 57 00:02:32,926 --> 00:02:35,341 and just blow it out, no consequences. 58 00:02:35,533 --> 00:02:36,852 Or the mini-mall. 59 00:02:36,922 --> 00:02:38,825 They have all these Valentine Day deals. 60 00:02:38,877 --> 00:02:40,818 And you get 20% off if you come in 61 00:02:40,843 --> 00:02:43,217 with your husband or your boyfriend. 62 00:02:43,336 --> 00:02:45,296 But I mean, if you don't have one of those, 63 00:02:45,321 --> 00:02:46,796 you can probably just bring 64 00:02:46,814 --> 00:02:49,710 whoever it is you use to kill your loneliness. 65 00:02:50,554 --> 00:02:52,179 Phyll, I'll pretend to be your husband. 66 00:02:52,216 --> 00:02:54,937 I'm already sick of you, so it'll seem realistic. 67 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,879 - Oh... - They have a nail salon there 68 00:02:56,903 --> 00:02:59,109 where I get my feet detailed. 69 00:02:59,877 --> 00:03:01,471 They use a watch repair kit. 70 00:03:01,546 --> 00:03:02,533 Ooh! 71 00:03:02,570 --> 00:03:03,721 I'll be your foot buddy. 72 00:03:03,769 --> 00:03:06,478 Everyone, it is our last day here with no manager. 73 00:03:06,502 --> 00:03:08,002 I say we go to the mini-mall. 74 00:03:08,072 --> 00:03:09,742 Clark, you will be my fake boyfriend 75 00:03:09,767 --> 00:03:12,464 - so I can get the discount. - That's what I do. 76 00:03:12,986 --> 00:03:14,819 Let's do it. 77 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:19,239 Darryl, everyone seems to be pairing off. 78 00:03:19,252 --> 00:03:21,263 Do you want to pretend to be a couple so we get the... 79 00:03:21,407 --> 00:03:22,707 No. 80 00:03:22,887 --> 00:03:26,472 Yes. Yes. Why wouldn't I? 81 00:03:26,518 --> 00:03:29,085 I wanna pretend to be gay. I got no problem with that. 82 00:03:29,105 --> 00:03:31,518 All right, it'll be easy. Don't be nervous, just follow-- 83 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,002 Stop talking about it. I said I'm fine with it. 84 00:03:34,898 --> 00:03:37,162 - These are gross. - They are terrible. 85 00:03:37,479 --> 00:03:39,562 Oh, hey, don't fill up on chocolates. 86 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:41,980 I made us a lunch reservation at State Street Grill. 87 00:03:42,392 --> 00:03:44,822 Oh, my God. That's so romantic. 88 00:03:44,853 --> 00:03:46,185 It's with Brian and Alyssa. 89 00:03:46,331 --> 00:03:48,722 Oh, my God, that's less romantic. 90 00:03:48,749 --> 00:03:51,362 I know, but we should go. 91 00:03:51,394 --> 00:03:54,336 We need to thank him for, you know, saving my life. 92 00:03:54,373 --> 00:03:57,524 Yeah, yeah, no, totally. That's good. 93 00:03:58,851 --> 00:04:02,978 So should we just get a bottle of wine later and celebrate? 94 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,476 That sounds nice. 95 00:04:04,685 --> 00:04:06,385 I'm very excited to see Brian. 96 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,648 Brian's a great guy, 97 00:04:07,673 --> 00:04:09,190 and Pam and I have gotten really close 98 00:04:09,221 --> 00:04:11,671 to he and his wife Alyssa over the years, and... 99 00:04:11,779 --> 00:04:13,486 he got fired for protecting my wife 100 00:04:13,498 --> 00:04:15,291 from a jerk in the warehouse. 101 00:04:16,051 --> 00:04:19,659 I'm sorry, but you know him. He's a good guy. 102 00:04:21,669 --> 00:04:24,771 Oh, tiny foot lady is back. 103 00:04:24,808 --> 00:04:26,670 - Oh... - Oh, get the baby clipper. 104 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:28,431 [Gasps] Oh, so cute. 105 00:04:28,483 --> 00:04:31,918 [Excited chatter] 106 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:35,856 You take off your glasses. 107 00:04:36,384 --> 00:04:37,922 Okay. 108 00:04:38,931 --> 00:04:40,713 [Giggles] 109 00:04:41,673 --> 00:04:42,692 What? 110 00:04:42,759 --> 00:04:45,883 Your boyfriend. He look like a pretty girl. 111 00:04:45,934 --> 00:04:48,765 My boyfriend does look like a pretty girl, doesn't he? 112 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:50,987 Yes, a very little pretty girl. 113 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,929 And you know what? I think you are developing. 114 00:04:52,954 --> 00:04:54,797 We should go and get you a training bra. 115 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:56,033 [Giggles] 116 00:04:56,072 --> 00:04:57,053 [Laughs] 117 00:04:57,081 --> 00:04:59,815 Oh, you guys both think this is funny? 118 00:04:59,854 --> 00:05:03,179 Well, you know what? No more discount. 119 00:05:03,212 --> 00:05:04,650 - Excuse me! - What? Shush! 120 00:05:04,863 --> 00:05:05,768 Full price. 121 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:08,053 - We're not together. - Oh, come on. 122 00:05:08,081 --> 00:05:10,036 She's living a lie. 123 00:05:10,305 --> 00:05:13,681 Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship. 124 00:05:13,757 --> 00:05:15,727 Hi. We'd like the couples discount 125 00:05:15,758 --> 00:05:17,217 on a pair of foot massages. 126 00:05:17,265 --> 00:05:20,135 No, no discount for two men. 127 00:05:20,185 --> 00:05:21,915 Two men are not a couple. 128 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:24,375 We are together, romantically. 129 00:05:24,476 --> 00:05:25,626 Two men. 130 00:05:25,707 --> 00:05:28,966 [Speaking korean] 131 00:05:28,986 --> 00:05:30,550 [Scoffs, laughs] 132 00:05:30,612 --> 00:05:32,934 Doesn't work. No discount. 133 00:05:33,077 --> 00:05:34,914 Oh, it works. 134 00:05:35,497 --> 00:05:38,364 Him and me, all right, we are crazy in love. 135 00:05:38,603 --> 00:05:41,173 More in love than your small mind can comprehend. 136 00:05:41,209 --> 00:05:44,557 And we have two disposable incomes and no kids, 137 00:05:44,695 --> 00:05:46,239 and we're taking our business elsewhere. 138 00:05:46,271 --> 00:05:48,187 [Softly] Oh... 139 00:05:50,043 --> 00:05:52,061 [Exhales] 140 00:05:57,317 --> 00:05:58,317 - Hey. - Hey, Brian. 141 00:05:58,369 --> 00:05:59,695 Hey. 142 00:05:59,988 --> 00:06:01,344 Sorry we're late. 143 00:06:01,424 --> 00:06:04,100 Oh, uh, no problem. I finished all the bread. 144 00:06:04,159 --> 00:06:06,597 - Oh. - [Laughs] Yeah, okay. 145 00:06:06,642 --> 00:06:07,459 What? 146 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:09,722 - He's on a no-carb thing, supposedly. - Oh. 147 00:06:09,781 --> 00:06:11,575 [Sighs] It's great to see you guys. 148 00:06:11,614 --> 00:06:12,439 Thanks for coming. 149 00:06:12,467 --> 00:06:13,533 - Yeah. - Are you kidding? 150 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:17,072 Thank you, man, I mean, I've wanted the opportunity to say thanks for... 151 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:19,626 everything, and I'm really sorry about the job. 152 00:06:19,657 --> 00:06:21,048 That just seems crazy. 153 00:06:21,075 --> 00:06:22,406 It's fine. What are you gonna do? 154 00:06:22,441 --> 00:06:25,442 But if you guys know of any work, I'm fully available. 155 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,394 Well, my dad can't hear a thing. 156 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,989 You could boom his whole life for him. 157 00:06:29,017 --> 00:06:31,455 That-- okay, great. Does he pay well? 158 00:06:31,479 --> 00:06:32,698 [Laughs] 159 00:06:32,723 --> 00:06:34,129 Where's Alyssa? 160 00:06:34,282 --> 00:06:35,479 Uh, yeah. 161 00:06:35,516 --> 00:06:38,309 Um, you know, Alyssa's-- she's not gonna make it today. 162 00:06:38,426 --> 00:06:39,692 Oh. 163 00:06:39,874 --> 00:06:42,643 Actually, we're not gonna make it. 164 00:06:43,889 --> 00:06:45,924 We're splitting up. 165 00:06:47,402 --> 00:06:50,808 I have yet another sales order for you to sign. 166 00:06:51,003 --> 00:06:54,528 Why, thank you, Mr. Schrute. I don't know how you do it. 167 00:06:54,573 --> 00:06:55,856 You're a God. 168 00:06:55,889 --> 00:06:59,282 Rink-a-dink, deet, deet, doo. 169 00:06:59,766 --> 00:07:01,664 Hi, Dwight. 170 00:07:02,061 --> 00:07:03,828 You're back. 171 00:07:04,535 --> 00:07:06,525 And you're disgusting. 172 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:12,649 Oh, geez, my nails aren't dry yet. 173 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,965 I don't think I can work for at least a couple hours. 174 00:07:14,978 --> 00:07:15,598 Mm-hmm. 175 00:07:15,613 --> 00:07:17,861 Well, well, well, look who it is. 176 00:07:17,909 --> 00:07:18,666 Andy. 177 00:07:18,691 --> 00:07:20,886 I guess I can cancel my order from zappos.com 178 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:23,844 because, oh, the loafers have arrived. 179 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:26,719 - Andy. - Hey! Sweetheart! 180 00:07:26,742 --> 00:07:29,024 I missed you so much. 181 00:07:29,065 --> 00:07:32,978 Yes. Oh. Welcome back, buddy. 182 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:35,393 I have been dreaming of this moment. 183 00:07:35,426 --> 00:07:38,409 Me too. So much. I'm so happy. 184 00:07:38,497 --> 00:07:41,426 I am really, really bad at breakups. 185 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:44,380 Technically, I'm still dating my first-grade boyfriend. 186 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,420 I mean, we just had our 20th anniversary. 187 00:07:46,464 --> 00:07:48,915 And I forgot to get him something. 188 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:51,171 What happened? We thought you were coming back tomorrow. 189 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:53,536 Well, Valentine's surprise for Erin. 190 00:07:53,586 --> 00:07:55,536 Hello. Super romantic. 191 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:57,156 And I got you something. 192 00:07:57,198 --> 00:07:59,459 Oh, it's a couple of pieces of bamboo, big deal, right? 193 00:07:59,505 --> 00:08:01,779 No, these are musical instruments. 194 00:08:01,811 --> 00:08:03,744 It's so we can play island music together. 195 00:08:03,772 --> 00:08:05,839 'Cause I have this. 196 00:08:06,104 --> 00:08:08,490 [Rhythmic beat] 197 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,620 Clop the cloppers. 198 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:11,160 Yeah, clop 'em. [Both playing] 199 00:08:11,162 --> 00:08:13,189 It's called bembe. 200 00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:15,385 ♪ Yoruba yoruba ♪ 201 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,226 ♪ Aruba yoruba ♪ 202 00:08:17,251 --> 00:08:18,951 ♪ Yoruba yoruba ♪ 203 00:08:18,972 --> 00:08:20,834 ♪ Aruba raruba ♪ 204 00:08:20,864 --> 00:08:23,456 Hey, burning man, if it's not selling out too much, 205 00:08:23,474 --> 00:08:24,974 you might wanna throw on a tie. 206 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:27,059 David Wallace is gonna be here in an hour. 207 00:08:27,094 --> 00:08:29,564 Obviously, that's why I'm here. 208 00:08:29,823 --> 00:08:32,369 I mean, I came back early to surprise Erin. 209 00:08:32,389 --> 00:08:34,406 Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. 210 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:37,296 But I'm just saying I'm also excited about the Wallace meeting. 211 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:37,968 Why? 212 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:39,636 Isn't he just coming in to rip you a new one 213 00:08:39,657 --> 00:08:40,839 for being gone three months? 214 00:08:40,857 --> 00:08:42,415 No, please, come on, Clark. 215 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,098 Wallace knows that he's been gone for the last three months. 216 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,014 Right? 217 00:08:47,064 --> 00:08:49,275 Wallace does know 218 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:50,946 that you've been gone for the last three months? 219 00:08:50,984 --> 00:08:53,781 I have no idea. I don't know what he knows or doesn't know. 220 00:08:54,062 --> 00:08:55,499 But we've been in touch the whole time. 221 00:08:55,524 --> 00:08:57,532 I mean, it's not hard to get high-speed internet 222 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,259 in Turks and Caicos, people. 223 00:08:59,293 --> 00:09:01,643 It's in every bembe cafe. 224 00:09:01,963 --> 00:09:04,119 He only emailed me four times. 225 00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:06,315 Question. Where's Jim? 226 00:09:06,339 --> 00:09:08,661 He and Pam are having their Valentine's Day lunch. 227 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:10,364 For two hours, really? 228 00:09:10,391 --> 00:09:11,912 So, you're concerned 229 00:09:11,935 --> 00:09:15,135 about peoples' long absence from their place of work. 230 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:16,508 If the shoe fits... 231 00:09:16,672 --> 00:09:18,369 ♪ Yoruba yoruba ♪ 232 00:09:18,419 --> 00:09:20,196 ♪ Ruba yoruba ♪ 233 00:09:20,449 --> 00:09:22,656 We were telling two different versions of the same story, 234 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,975 and then everything just went numb. 235 00:09:25,019 --> 00:09:26,736 Well, I mean, that's okay. 236 00:09:26,755 --> 00:09:28,437 It doesn't mean that it's over, right? 237 00:09:28,474 --> 00:09:29,758 I mean, couples fight. 238 00:09:29,783 --> 00:09:32,061 Yeah, and that's the thing. When we were fighting, 239 00:09:32,086 --> 00:09:34,504 it weirdly felt like the relationship was still alive. 240 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,133 And it wasn't until we stopped fighting 241 00:09:36,157 --> 00:09:39,441 that we realized it was over. 242 00:09:41,255 --> 00:09:43,438 It's over. 243 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:48,293 I'm sorry, this is-- oh, my God, okay. 244 00:09:48,442 --> 00:09:51,109 We have to stop seeing each other like this. 245 00:09:51,129 --> 00:09:52,861 Uh, we have to find a different way to communicate 246 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,899 other than breaking down in front of each other. 247 00:09:55,416 --> 00:09:57,264 - Yeah. - What? 248 00:09:57,289 --> 00:10:00,766 At least my crying won't get you fired. 249 00:10:03,996 --> 00:10:05,896 Crying? 250 00:10:07,298 --> 00:10:10,583 I notice that you landed the Scranton White Pages account. 251 00:10:10,604 --> 00:10:12,063 That is tremendous. 252 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,130 Thank you. [Chuckles] 253 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,543 And you sold it to Jan, too, I mean... 254 00:10:14,577 --> 00:10:15,838 Yes. [Laughs] 255 00:10:15,870 --> 00:10:18,270 - I'm impressed. [Laughs] - Yeah. 256 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:20,282 Well, there's one problem. Couldn't help but notice 257 00:10:20,313 --> 00:10:23,438 that you offered a price point that was not approved by the head office. 258 00:10:23,511 --> 00:10:26,830 So, gotta run that stuff by me, Dwight. 259 00:10:27,055 --> 00:10:28,199 You were on a boat. 260 00:10:28,308 --> 00:10:29,625 I was... 261 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:32,316 On a boat in the ocean. 262 00:10:32,348 --> 00:10:34,938 Okay, the issue is that you need to run this stuff by me. 263 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:36,847 Coolio? 264 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,457 Are we coolio? 265 00:10:39,927 --> 00:10:41,963 - Just say the word "coolio." - I'm not gonna say it. 266 00:10:41,979 --> 00:10:43,012 - Say it. - Not a word. 267 00:10:43,054 --> 00:10:44,360 - Coolio. - No. 268 00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:46,893 [Dial tone sounds] What do you think you're doing? 269 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:48,410 Just gonna call the Scranton White Pages 270 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,778 - and clear this right up. - Don't you dare, Andy. 271 00:10:50,802 --> 00:10:51,496 Hello? 272 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,602 - Oh... - Hey, Jan. Nard Dog here. 273 00:10:53,635 --> 00:10:54,640 Oh, Andy... 274 00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:55,924 I was just looking over the paperwork. 275 00:10:55,937 --> 00:10:57,310 - I found a little hiccup. - Really? 276 00:10:57,329 --> 00:11:00,385 Yeah, it appears my employee offered you a price 277 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:02,174 that he was not authorized to. 278 00:11:02,211 --> 00:11:03,162 - Hmm. - Coolio. 279 00:11:03,181 --> 00:11:03,862 Seriously? 280 00:11:03,886 --> 00:11:05,842 You're calling me a few weeks after finalizing our contract 281 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,681 to gouge me now for more money? 282 00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:09,253 - Is that what you're doing? - Coolio. I'm coolio. 283 00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:10,843 No, no, no, Jan, I think you misunderstood. 284 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:11,987 - Yeah. - I'm coolio. 285 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,521 It's-- it's actually just an issue-- 286 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,753 You know what, uh, Nard Dog? 287 00:11:15,783 --> 00:11:18,232 There is an option in the contract 288 00:11:18,258 --> 00:11:21,360 that allows me to back out within 30 days of signing, 289 00:11:21,395 --> 00:11:24,202 so I would like to exercise that option. 290 00:11:24,242 --> 00:11:26,414 No, Jan, please do not listen to this boob! 291 00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:29,019 Remember Clark. He gave you everything. Everything. 292 00:11:29,044 --> 00:11:30,488 Jan, I don't know what he's talking about, but-- 293 00:11:30,509 --> 00:11:32,425 Tell Angela to send me a final invoice. 294 00:11:32,446 --> 00:11:33,445 Uh-- [Click, dial tone] 295 00:11:33,447 --> 00:11:35,603 - Please, Ja-- Ja-- - Ooh... 296 00:11:36,661 --> 00:11:37,944 Oh... 297 00:11:38,401 --> 00:11:40,457 that was not... 298 00:11:41,053 --> 00:11:43,887 how I had hoped that would go. 299 00:11:47,552 --> 00:11:48,888 Hey, everybody. Great job. 300 00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:52,659 Listen, we're a smidge behind on my paychecks. 301 00:11:52,825 --> 00:11:55,863 Yes, well, as you know, we get paid on Fridays. 302 00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:58,813 And you haven't been here for 12 Fridays. 303 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,302 All right. Thank you very much. 304 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,556 Looking good. 305 00:12:03,996 --> 00:12:05,159 Who's that little fella? 306 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:08,597 It's a bonus check for you from Wallace. 307 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:12,156 Because the branch exceeded its targets over the past quarter. 308 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,557 - Wow, that's wonderful. - Quarter's three months. 309 00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:15,745 That's how long you've been gone. 310 00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:16,794 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 311 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:17,869 - Mm-hmm. 312 00:12:20,171 --> 00:12:21,254 Mm-hmm. 313 00:12:21,812 --> 00:12:23,413 Thank you. 314 00:12:23,939 --> 00:12:26,458 Great, well, we're all up to speed. 315 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,477 Two seconds of the turd dog, 316 00:12:33,498 --> 00:12:35,898 and he loses the biggest sale this branch has ever seen. 317 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,470 Do you have any idea what I had to do 318 00:12:37,492 --> 00:12:39,626 to get that sale from Jan? 319 00:12:39,678 --> 00:12:41,010 I mean, I went all out. 320 00:12:41,044 --> 00:12:44,629 All out. I mean like everything was out the whole week. 321 00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:46,630 He just waltzes back in here 322 00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:49,177 like he owns the chunky lemon milk. 323 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,922 Who needs him, right? 324 00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:52,638 God, I just don't know what we do. 325 00:12:52,657 --> 00:12:55,425 I mean, short of telling David Wallace 326 00:12:55,457 --> 00:12:57,457 that he was gone for three months... 327 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,613 I'd like to rat out Andy, but unfortunately I have 328 00:12:59,635 --> 00:13:02,786 a bit of a "boy who cried wolf" dynamic with David Wallace. 329 00:13:02,817 --> 00:13:05,099 Except instead of a boy I'm a man, 330 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,219 and instead of a wolf, I cried, 331 00:13:08,317 --> 00:13:11,092 "genetically-engineered monster wolf." 332 00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:15,172 I'm not gonna rat on him. Andy gave me a second chance. 333 00:13:15,392 --> 00:13:17,984 So the least I could do is let somebody else rat on him. 334 00:13:18,052 --> 00:13:19,417 Meredith, why don't you? 335 00:13:19,438 --> 00:13:22,191 Meredith Palmer ain't never been called no narc. 336 00:13:22,373 --> 00:13:24,406 Floozy? Yes. Alkie? Check. 337 00:13:24,508 --> 00:13:26,425 Einstein sarcastically? You bet. 338 00:13:26,446 --> 00:13:28,395 But never no narc. 339 00:13:28,422 --> 00:13:30,806 Vomit mop? Sure. Floor meat? That's me. 340 00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:32,097 - Flesh hoover? Hi. - Hey-- 341 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,177 - Meredith, that's plenty. 342 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,592 All right? That's more than plenty. 343 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,244 Why does no one stop her? 344 00:13:38,262 --> 00:13:41,314 Guys, I know that a lot of people are mad at Andy, 345 00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:42,753 and believe me, I am too. 346 00:13:42,818 --> 00:13:44,643 But he has been through a lot, 347 00:13:44,674 --> 00:13:47,007 and we all used to love him, right? 348 00:13:47,022 --> 00:13:48,853 So, if he's gonna get in trouble, 349 00:13:48,878 --> 00:13:50,404 just let it be his fault, not ours. 350 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,364 I don't want that on my hands. 351 00:13:52,439 --> 00:13:53,771 Fine. [Scoffs] 352 00:13:53,929 --> 00:13:56,406 The state he's in, Wallace will take one look at him 353 00:13:56,427 --> 00:13:58,934 and probably fire him anyway. 354 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:03,699 What's going on in here, dirty players? 355 00:14:04,455 --> 00:14:06,954 Let's get back to bustin' some paper rhymes. 356 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,479 Come on. 357 00:14:08,494 --> 00:14:10,745 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 358 00:14:10,802 --> 00:14:13,074 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 359 00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:14,642 It's Andy. 360 00:14:14,816 --> 00:14:16,771 [Chuckles] 361 00:14:16,869 --> 00:14:20,229 All right. [Snaps] Back to work. 362 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,526 Okay, I can tell you're mad at me. 363 00:14:26,554 --> 00:14:29,970 Do you wanna just, um, I don't know, tell me why? 364 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:34,137 I don't know. 365 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:38,406 I thought that was a little weird. 366 00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:42,181 You told me Brian got fired for the whole warehouse thing. 367 00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:44,233 And you intentionally left out 368 00:14:44,271 --> 00:14:48,302 a kind of major intimate detail. 369 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,645 I don't know, Pam, I guess I just feel like a chump... 370 00:14:51,804 --> 00:14:54,540 who knows less about his marriage than the sound guy. 371 00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:56,831 I didn't tell you about the crying 372 00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:59,568 because I didn't want you to know how upset I was. 373 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:01,758 Because it would've stressed you out, 374 00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:04,617 and you're always saying how much you don't want more stress. 375 00:15:04,985 --> 00:15:08,435 Yeah, well, yeah, okay. Well, then thank you. 376 00:15:08,848 --> 00:15:10,982 Thanks to both of you. 377 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,754 - It's not Brian's fault. - No, you're right. 378 00:15:12,782 --> 00:15:14,500 And I'm not mad at Brian. 379 00:15:14,638 --> 00:15:15,952 And to be honest, I probably don't have 380 00:15:15,971 --> 00:15:18,406 any reason to be mad at all because I wasn't there. 381 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,647 So let's just forget about it. 382 00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:22,949 Okay. 383 00:15:23,488 --> 00:15:25,237 [Sighs] 384 00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:28,170 I need you guys to tell me all the highlights from the last three months 385 00:15:28,184 --> 00:15:29,670 in case David asks. 386 00:15:29,789 --> 00:15:32,976 Just a few things I could sprinkle into conversation. 387 00:15:33,107 --> 00:15:35,326 Any big sales or office gossip? 388 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,311 Well, we had the Scranton White Pages. 389 00:15:38,343 --> 00:15:40,176 Not helpful. Let's stay positive, people. 390 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,529 - Okay? - Hey, guys. 391 00:15:41,554 --> 00:15:43,928 Hey, David, how are ya? 392 00:15:43,974 --> 00:15:45,768 We were just having our weekly round table 393 00:15:45,798 --> 00:15:47,726 where we motivate each other. 394 00:15:47,751 --> 00:15:50,028 I'm not gonna lie-- I get as much out of it as they do. 395 00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:51,762 Sounds great. Don't let me interrupt. 396 00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:53,767 Whatever you guys have been doing this last quarter, 397 00:15:53,798 --> 00:15:55,373 I couldn't be happier with the numbers. 398 00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:56,946 - Thank you. - Well, finish up. 399 00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:59,391 I'm gonna meet with Val about that warehouse guy you had to let go, 400 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:00,747 and you and I will talk in 15 minutes? 401 00:16:00,775 --> 00:16:03,216 - Great. - Great job, everybody! 402 00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:05,398 [Quietly] We had to let a warehouse guy go? 403 00:16:05,449 --> 00:16:08,139 You know Pam's mural? Well, Frank-- 404 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,866 Lit the whole thing on fire. It was crazy. 405 00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:13,245 - What? - Yeah. 406 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,468 There was a fire in the warehouse? 407 00:16:14,493 --> 00:16:16,022 The whole thing is in ashes. 408 00:16:16,072 --> 00:16:18,188 Fire department was here. It was in all the papers. 409 00:16:18,237 --> 00:16:19,037 Oh... 410 00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:20,948 This is what I'm talking about. 411 00:16:20,974 --> 00:16:23,646 This would be good to know. All right, what else? 412 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,939 We started selling balloons. 413 00:16:25,971 --> 00:16:27,439 - What? - Yeah. 414 00:16:27,468 --> 00:16:29,176 And, uh, Kathy Ireland signed on 415 00:16:29,201 --> 00:16:31,284 as the official spokesbabe of Dunder Mifflin. 416 00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:32,598 No kidding. 417 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,870 Yeah, in the European billboards, 418 00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:35,706 - she's gonna be topless. - [Chuckles] Wow. 419 00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:38,117 Go, Kathy. She's like 50. 420 00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:40,864 - They're tasteful. - Good, good. What else? 421 00:16:42,193 --> 00:16:44,399 And who knew the balloon game would be so lucrative? 422 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,137 And thank God, right? We needed the income after the fire. 423 00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:48,857 What fire? 424 00:16:48,892 --> 00:16:51,507 The warehouse fire. Weren't you just down there? 425 00:16:51,525 --> 00:16:53,604 It's like burnt to ashes. 426 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:56,138 It looked fine to me. 427 00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:02,720 I am speaking metaphorically, of course. 428 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,395 You know I have lots of irons 429 00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:07,188 - in the "fire." - Mm-hmm. 430 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:09,376 Well, that's one of 'em, you know. 431 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,782 Making sure that the warehouse logistics 432 00:17:11,807 --> 00:17:16,067 is a well-oiled, properly-stoked fire. 433 00:17:16,726 --> 00:17:17,707 Okay. 434 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:20,417 Think you'll agree I explained that pretty well. 435 00:17:20,882 --> 00:17:22,654 - Thanks, Andy. - Thank you. 436 00:17:22,685 --> 00:17:24,753 All right. Everyone. 437 00:17:32,308 --> 00:17:34,242 [Rhythmic sounds] 438 00:17:35,078 --> 00:17:36,641 The fish sounds great. 439 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:37,988 Yeah, I guess. 440 00:17:38,019 --> 00:17:40,061 Really playing the scales, huh? 441 00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:41,016 Yeah, I don't know, 442 00:17:41,046 --> 00:17:43,021 it just sort of sounds like noise to me now. 443 00:17:43,244 --> 00:17:45,232 - You think I need a new fish? - I don't love you anymore. 444 00:17:45,257 --> 00:17:46,757 - What? - I still like you. 445 00:17:46,782 --> 00:17:49,284 But you were gone a really long time, 446 00:17:49,308 --> 00:17:51,486 and you didn't really email me all that much. 447 00:17:51,512 --> 00:17:54,931 You re-tweeted me a lot, to be fair. 448 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,612 But I don't love you. 449 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,256 Okay, I get it. 450 00:17:58,298 --> 00:18:00,599 You're unhappy. I've been gone a long time, 451 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,042 and we lost a little bit of juju, 452 00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:04,374 but you and me, we have a future. 453 00:18:04,455 --> 00:18:06,356 There is a lot of love here. 454 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,130 I just said there isn't love. 455 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,786 On your side. 456 00:18:10,113 --> 00:18:13,415 But there's tons on my side. It's gushing. 457 00:18:13,573 --> 00:18:15,122 We're just outta sync right now. 458 00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:17,064 But that's just timing, and what's timing? 459 00:18:17,094 --> 00:18:19,729 I mean, my parents lasted 30, 40 years. 460 00:18:19,749 --> 00:18:21,873 They were never happy at the same time. 461 00:18:22,106 --> 00:18:23,220 I guess. 462 00:18:23,288 --> 00:18:24,510 I mean, what do we have left? 463 00:18:24,535 --> 00:18:28,021 35, maybe 40 years, if we're lucky? 464 00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:29,908 I mean, I have spent a lot of time in the sun. 465 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:31,308 You got really sunburned. 466 00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:33,317 I'm gonna be a prune in like three years. 467 00:18:33,335 --> 00:18:33,930 Ugh... 468 00:18:33,948 --> 00:18:37,760 I know you may not be feeling love for me right now, 469 00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:39,277 but if you fake it, 470 00:18:39,302 --> 00:18:41,347 I won't be able to tell the difference. 471 00:18:41,923 --> 00:18:43,246 So I'll feel good. 472 00:18:43,273 --> 00:18:45,441 And then eventually, maybe, 473 00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:48,151 you'll actually start to love me again. 474 00:18:48,264 --> 00:18:49,776 You really think we can get that back? 475 00:18:49,811 --> 00:18:51,082 Yes. 476 00:18:53,677 --> 00:18:55,446 Come on. 477 00:18:55,781 --> 00:18:57,427 Totally. 478 00:19:05,368 --> 00:19:06,346 You know what? 479 00:19:06,377 --> 00:19:09,128 Maybe we should cancel that bottle of wine tonight. 480 00:19:09,451 --> 00:19:10,632 Oh? 481 00:19:10,761 --> 00:19:13,862 Yeah, I just feel like I got a bunch of stuff to do in Philly, 482 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,665 and I'm sure you have stuff to do, so we can just... 483 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,750 Drop me at the bus station? 484 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,512 Are you sure? 485 00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,765 I just feel like we're gonna fight. 486 00:19:23,971 --> 00:19:25,639 Yeah. 487 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,543 So... 488 00:19:28,005 --> 00:19:29,172 how 'bout let's not? 489 00:19:29,219 --> 00:19:30,869 Okay. 490 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,691 Oh, um... 491 00:19:38,361 --> 00:19:40,385 happy Valentine's Day. 492 00:19:40,673 --> 00:19:44,265 Sorry. I didn't have time to wrap it. 493 00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:51,124 Wow. I didn't know you kept this. 494 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:53,410 - Yeah. Yeah. - Thank you. 495 00:19:53,435 --> 00:19:55,247 No problem. 496 00:20:00,543 --> 00:20:02,715 I don't think you should go to Philly tonight. 497 00:20:03,143 --> 00:20:06,118 I think that you should stay, and I think we should fight. 498 00:20:07,116 --> 00:20:09,796 You really want to fight on Valentine's Day? 499 00:20:10,266 --> 00:20:12,133 Yeah, I do. 500 00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:16,832 Okay. 501 00:20:17,086 --> 00:20:19,395 All right, put your dukes up, Beesly. 502 00:20:24,263 --> 00:20:25,797 Hi. 503 00:20:26,422 --> 00:20:28,528 Hey, you okay? 504 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,948 I couldn't do it. 505 00:20:31,646 --> 00:20:32,940 Oh. 506 00:20:33,394 --> 00:20:34,859 I'm sorry. 507 00:20:35,116 --> 00:20:36,700 Oh, you don't have to apologize. 508 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:41,339 I just-- I just want you to be happy, okay? 509 00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:53,337 [Chuckles] 510 00:20:58,806 --> 00:21:00,840 We're breaking up. 511 00:21:02,705 --> 00:21:04,179 And just so you know, 512 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,300 I was worried that you were dead. 513 00:21:06,636 --> 00:21:09,267 You were gone for three months. 514 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:15,846 Andy? 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