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It's alive!
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I'll never let go!
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Oh, Jack, at least you're
resting in peace now.
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Revenge, bitch!
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B-b-b-b-blam!
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Victory dance!
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Touchdown stance!
In your pants!
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What -- oh, oh, you're not
the same cow, are you?
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I guess we all just look alike to you.
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I'll get you next time, gadget!
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Is that cat piss on my chair?!
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Damn it!
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When you visit a website, the information
is saved in files called cookies.
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Cookies!
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Ow!
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Why you say "cookies"?!
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Aren't you going to stop?
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I can't!
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My God, this is a greeting
from another planet!
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This is an historic moment!
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Huh. The textbooks are
gonna love that one.
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Huh.
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Well, maybe hump means something
different in their language.
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What do they want, man?!
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I wish I knew, officer Rihanna.
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They're humping holes in the hull!
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Huh.
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Turns out hump in their
language means hump.
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I don't have any idea how to
work the gatling gun, child!
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Is, uh, is it over?
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How on earth do we stop that thing?
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I have an idea!
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Rihanna, you're just a
multi-platinum recording artist.
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How could you possibly help?
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Wait a minute.
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We need counterintuitive thinking,
and Rihanna has some
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of the worst judgment of all time!
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Chris brown beat her, so
she broke up with him.
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But then they got back together!
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That's insane!
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She's a genius!
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Yeah.
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So... thanks!
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We've done as Rihanna suggested, sir.
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Epcot center is now filled
with nuclear warheads.
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Is that really necessary?
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Trust me, man, only one thing gonna
attract a giant, humping robot.
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Operation ass crack is a go!
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Whoa, it's really Chris Browning
the hell out of Epcot center!
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O-M-G, Kirby, I was such a pig today.
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I ate like 50 pieces of fruit.
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Yoshi, puh-lease!
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I literally inhaled 20 enemies.
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Thank God I exhaled most of them.
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Are you still doing that?!
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You promised you wouldn't
binge and purge anymore!
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Cuh-lick!
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Kirby does not need that noise today.
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Hey, it's none of my business,
but, uh, you have a problem.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Can't I be on top for once?
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Everyone, rest up!
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In the morning, we start the
long trip home to confront
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hopper and his evil gang.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, Mr. mayfly, can you keep it down?
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We have -- we have a
really big day tomorrow.
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Oh, really?
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Well, my entire life span is three
hours, so [bleep] your big day.
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Oh, man, at last!
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I've already been alive for a half-hour,
and I need to get pregnant, like, now!
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh!
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Oh, my God, this is the
best sex of my whole life!
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Aah!
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Get it out of me!
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Look, I've got at least 47
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good minutes left in me, and I'll
be damned if I'm gonna waste 'em!
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You're a midlife cliché!
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Oh, what was the point of it all?!
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Live, reproduce, die!
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It's a sick joke!
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A sick...
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Oh!
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Finally.
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Whoo! Party time!
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Oh [bleep] me!
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My ancestors were samurai.
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Samurai us an onion volcano, pal!
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He is a samurai.
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I just need to use the bathroom.
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Uh, is there, like, a toilet in
here, or am I supposed to use
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this giant [bleep] litter box?
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Oh, is this, like, an improv thing?
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You know I hate improv.
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No, it'll be fun.
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Thousands of us are gonna
show up at the same time!
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This better be as cool as
you're making it seem.
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I'll telling you, you are gonna
love being part of a flash mob.
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So hip!
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Sticking it to conformity, yeah!
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Look how shocked the normals are!
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This is the best one I've had in years.
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Well, it was not me!
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Pluto, do you feel you've
been rehabilitated?
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This room must be huge!
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You were right to lock up Cheetara
and Wilykit, Thundercats.
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They are under the spell of estrus!
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An evil spell?
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Mumm-ra!
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It means they're in heat, lion-o.
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No one is to unlock that door
until the spell has passed!
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Whew!
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Okay, okay, just got to
keep our minds off it.
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Let's see what's on the old sword today.
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Don't do this, lion-o.
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Put down the sword.
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Put it -- oh, that's so hot!
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Lion-O, what are you looking at?!
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Uh, nothing!
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I'm checking on mumm-ra!
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I really hope that's not true.
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Oh, you're right!
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I can't control myself!
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No one can!
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I'm doing this!
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Wait, Thundercats, think!
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If you do this, you'll just be
animals, mindlessly gratifying
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your impulses!
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Yeah, we're fine with that.
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Cool, I was just checking, obviously.
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We're going in there.
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Ah, sorry, Thundercats.
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You'll have to do rock-paper-scissors
for sloppy seconds.
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Snarf! Snarf!
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[Bleep] gross!
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Once we wrap up the Gladstone account,
we're gonna need another CPA.
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Sounds great.
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What's your number again?
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324-762... uh-huh.
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Oh, oh, son of a bitch.
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I accidently set -- I'm so embarrassed.
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You should leave.
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Hey, happens all the time.
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For six months, I couldn't sleep.
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I was living in a dream
house, but I couldn't dream.
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I kept wondering how I got here.
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When did I start caring about
the dinner-to-dessert tabletop,
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the matching pink home exercise set,
the fashion fairy-tale glitterizer?
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Oh, I have a crazy day today.
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I'm delivering a baby at the
hospital, then swinging by NASA
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for the launch, then racing to aerobics.
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I was just a secondary
feature in her girl-power,
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have-it-all world.
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I was an accessory.
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We all felt it.
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Allan Sherwood and I just gave it a name.
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The first rule of Fight Club --
you do not talk about Fight Club!
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The second rule of Fight Club--
you do not talk about Fight Club!
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Yeah, you think the first
two rules don't need to be
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identical, but then there's people like you!
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Anyway, the third rule is, no
shoes, no shirts, including
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Hawaiians.
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Aw.
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And absolutely no Swiss-yodeling outfits!
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Fourth rule -- hitting the
crouch is okay 'cause let's face
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it, we're all smooth down there.
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Okay, let's fight!
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Your first night of Fight Club,
your ass was a wad of play-doh.
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By the end of that week, you looked like
you were cut out of molded plastic.
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Fight Club became the reason we
stayed in shape, trimmed our
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nails, did our hair.
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Wait, wait!
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Is my hair okay?!
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Yeah, it hasn't even moved.
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All right, cool, cool.
Let's go.
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It was our place to finally get
it all out and let it all go.
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I hate that you pick out my clothes!
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I hate that the mortgage for the
dream house is in your name!
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I hate never getting
to drive the corvette!
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I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
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At Fight Club, we all got our lives back.
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'Cause our new nihilist world
view taught us to stop caring
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about that which did not matter.
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Can you believe we used
to buy into that [bleep]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com