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I have a wonderful idea.
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I give you one of daddy's
long, slow tongue baths.
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Hey, I want you to meet Gabriel.
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Oh.
[Both gasp]
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You were getting sucked off
by your sponsor.
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The penis is not only
a disgusting appendage,
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it is also a deadly weapon.
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What the fuck do you think you're doing?
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He was my best friend, a childhood mate.
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[Cheers and applause]
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I'm sorry I was such a bitch.
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God, I'm so sorry I fucked your husband.
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Do you know that fucker?
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This fucker is supposed
to be in rehab right now.
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Did you sign Robbie Mac?
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Yeah, I-I wasn't sure
if it was gonna stick.
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Well, it stuck all right.
It's on Deadline.
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Oh, he's no 'mo.
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No, he's just pretending.
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He wanted to sign the Mac Attack.
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There's a party in your mouth tonight,
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and I'm coming.
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[Grunts] I can't!
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[Sighs]
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I'm not exactly sure how
I feel about you in general.
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You know, you did fire me.
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Should we assume the deal is off?
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Fuck you, Hank.
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I'm going off to write something.
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You're gonna write something?
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- I don't know what it is.
- Really?
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- Interesting.
- Prepare to be John Woo'd.
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[Joe Walsh's Funk 50]
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'm gonna take you with me,
find someplace to hide ♪
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♪ if and when they find us ♪
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♪ at least we can say we tried, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm gonna get my motor movin' ♪
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♪ I'm gonna dress in black ♪
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♪ walk down that red carpet ♪
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♪ show everybody I'm back ♪
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♪ show everybody I'm back ♪
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♪ ♪
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Hi, woman.
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Where you going?
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I have a meeting.
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Oh, you want to grab some coffee?
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Well, I have a meeting.
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Well, can't you be late?
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- I have a meeting.
- I don't understand.
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Okay, so some people,
they have to work for a living.
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Oh, when I works, I works hard.
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Well, get to it, then.
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Well, I need a muse, you know.
Where you going?
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I can drive you,
and we can talk on the way.
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- Atticus Fetch's house.
- Mm.
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Hmm, I think you've been there.
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I have.
It's all a bit blurry, though.
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Mm, I can imagine.
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Hey, why'd you blow him off?
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'Cause I didn't want
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to write a fucking
Broadway musical, Karen.
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The guy seems like a nutter,
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and I think he might threaten
my sobriety.
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Says the guy with whiskey on his breath.
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That was a creative lubricant,
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and it's not working so well.
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No, so don't do--
I got to go.
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So you're refusing to be my muse?
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Oh, sweetie.
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I'm gonna remember this
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when you need something from me,
all right?
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When I need something from you?
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- Should that day arrive.
- Yeah.
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[Car door closes]
I don't like you working.
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You're kind of--
you're kind of curt and brusque,
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and, you know, you're always on the go.
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[Upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[Clears throat]
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Ken. Jesus!
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[Laughing] I didn't even see you there.
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You--you scared the shit
out of me.
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- Sorry, Charlie.
- Whew.
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Didn't want to scare you,
never want to scare you.
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[Laughs] I appreciate that.
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- What's going on this morning?
- Not too much--
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just another day of living the dream.
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How was the party last night?
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Ah, well...
[Chuckles]
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Guys in black leather,
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smell of moist ass hair...
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What's not to like?
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Ken, I think I feel your penis
in the small of my back.
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Think of it as a loaded gun
pointed at your head.
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Do I have to?
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Are you gay, Charlie?
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No.
No, I'm not.
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And I'm sorry I lied, Ken.
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But I'm a good agent.
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- Get up.
- [Sighs]
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Ooh!
[Gasps]
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You're a mid-level hack,
Runkle.
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- Check Deadline.
- [Coughs]
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[Mouse clicking, computer beeps]
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I don't care that you lied.
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I don't care that you're not gay.
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I wouldn't fuck you if I was dying
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and your batch was a magic potion.
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I care that you lost this agency
a major piece of business.
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Ooh!
[Gasps]
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How'd it go, buddy boy?
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I'm sitting in the dark
in my underwear, Hank.
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- Aw.
- And I'm day drinking.
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Got it.
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What's next for us, buddy boy?
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What are your thoughts
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on a good old-fashioned
murder-suicide pact?
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Nah, not yet.
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Let's save that shit for a rainier day.
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Oh, like it's not pouring right now?
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I'm a fucking failure, Hank.
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I'm unemployed, divorced.
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- I'm a shitty father.
- No, you're not.
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Really, Hank?
You think I'm a good father?
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Not especially, but you're not shitty.
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I mean, you are sometimes,
but we're all shitty sometimes.
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Cat's in the Cradle and whatnot.
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Do you have any idea how
expensive this place is, Hank?
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The rent is insane.
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Why are you living beyond your means?
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It's the only way I know how.
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My ex-wife went off and married
a big-time movie producer.
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So I went out
and rented a Malibu pussy pad.
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God, if these walls could talk.
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They'd tell you
to put your clothes back on,
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you depraved simian.
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Depraved or not, I'm living
paycheck to paycheck, Hank.
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And there are no more paychecks!
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What am I gonna do?
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Look, I've got an idea.
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It's not a particularly good one,
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and I'm sure I'm gonna suffer
as a result.
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But it's something that
could benefit the both of us--
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you mostly, though.
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Do I have to be gay again?
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- But you passed, Hank.
- Yes, I know.
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But I was not a well woman at the time.
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Not only did you pass,
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- you puked all over his piano...
- Yes.
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And his cocaine.
No, it is uncool, dude.
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Yes, but we've made up since.
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You know, we've broken bread.
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We've shared women and cocaine.
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- I think he likes me again.
- Come on, Stu.
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Help us out here.
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Look, fellas, as a producer,
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there's only so much I can do.
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The talent is driving the train
on this one.
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But...
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I will put in a call.
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- [Sighs]
- Thank you.
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In the meantime, there is
something you got to do for me.
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Anything.
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You have got to convince Marcy
to sit down with me.
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I have got to plead my case.
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My business is going
to shit without her.
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I can't do that, Stu.
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She won't listen to me.
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Smurfy Tits?
It's Hankness.
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Yeah, you got to do me a favor.
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[Stammers] You got to sit down with Stu.
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I know he's a lying, cheating scumbag.
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But he misses you something fierce.
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Yeah, he misses
that sweet little blue pussy
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and that tight little raisin
of a cornhole.
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All you got to do is sit down with him.
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He won't munch your box, I promise.
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- Scout's honor!
- He won't munch your box.
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No, I won't.
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It's just she tastes so fucking good.
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- Shush.
- If you say so.
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Hold on a second, all right?
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I never was
the pussy-eater you were.
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Well, you really should have
thought about it, Charlie--
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you know, compensate
for your shitty hang time
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and your serious lack of inches.
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Jesus, fuck you, Stu.
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- Sorry, just keeping it real.
- Hold on.
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Will you shut the fuck up, both of you?
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Yeah?
So you'll do it?
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- Oh, she'll do it.
- Mm!
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Later, female ejaculator.
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[Rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Fuck you.
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Now, when you say "Fuck you,"
what do you mean exactly?
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I mean just that--fuck you.
And fuck him.
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That arrogant motherfucker
was face-to-face
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with rock royalty,
and he fucking blew it.
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I really thought we mended fences.
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We did. We have.
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I like you, Hank.
I'm a fan.
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But I can't collaborate with you
if you're not a fan of mine.
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- Why not?
- Because it's not natural!
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If I work with you, there will
always be this little voice
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in the back of my head--
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[high-pitched voice]
"He's not a fan.
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He thinks you suck.
Maybe you do suck."
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[Normal voice]
Who wants to live like that?
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[High-pitched voice]
"What are you? Tone deaf?"
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- [Normal voice] Like that?
- Hank.
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What?
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You are a fan.
Aren't you?
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Yeah--yeah, you know what?
I did what you asked me to do.
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You said, go back, listen
to your early stuff.
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- That's what I did.
- Really?
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I did, yeah.
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Which record?
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Which record?
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Which record?
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Which record?
Um...uh...
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It was so good.
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It was, um...
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Go Fetch.
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You don't sound very sure of yourself.
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No, no.
I mean, that was--
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you know what?
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That was really solid shit right there.
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I really, really enjoyed it.
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- What was your favorite song?
- What song did I like best?
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On Go Fetch,
what was your favorite song?
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It's like children.
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How do you choose a favorite song?
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But if I had to choose,
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like, if you put a gun to my head...
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Uh...sss...
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[Timidly] Step and Fetch It.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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- That's my favorite too!
- Well, good.
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Yeah, I wrote that
in 15 minutes on the shitter.
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I think it's responsible
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for one of my least favorite
hemorrhoids.
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00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:02,981
- Wow, that's a good story.
- ♪ Step and fetch it ♪
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[Imitates percussion]
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♪ Step and fetch it ♪
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00:11:05,651 --> 00:11:07,419
♪ I'm fucking crazy ♪
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00:11:07,453 --> 00:11:10,756
Look, I'm in the middle
of an epic shit storm right now.
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I fired my manager last week,
because he's useless,
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and I think he's stealing from me.
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They all steal.
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Mostly 'cause he was just
a useless fucking glad-hander.
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And I'm all out of cocaine,
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and my dealer's not answering my calls.
256
00:11:27,439 --> 00:11:31,342
And I just miss
my magic songwriting powder.
257
00:11:31,376 --> 00:11:34,379
God, it makes me want to take a dump
258
00:11:34,413 --> 00:11:37,482
just thinking about it.
259
00:11:37,516 --> 00:11:38,984
- Charlie?
- Yes?
260
00:11:39,017 --> 00:11:40,918
You're a useless fucking
glad-hander, aren't you?
261
00:11:40,953 --> 00:11:42,587
Yes, yes, I am.
262
00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:44,556
Oh, oh.
263
00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:47,759
Might you be in the market
for new representation, Atticus?
264
00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:50,562
Dude, you're
a Hollywood agent--
265
00:11:50,596 --> 00:11:52,564
a wanker in a suit.
266
00:11:52,598 --> 00:11:55,534
What the fuck would you know
about managing rock bands?
267
00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:57,902
Hey, hey, don't judge
the wanker by the suit.
268
00:11:57,936 --> 00:12:01,072
This dude,
however bald and pasty--
269
00:12:01,106 --> 00:12:02,941
as rock and roll as they come.
270
00:12:02,975 --> 00:12:04,476
And loves to pound the pussy.
271
00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:05,844
This is true.
272
00:12:05,878 --> 00:12:07,479
I love to pound the pussy.
273
00:12:07,513 --> 00:12:08,814
He does.
274
00:12:08,847 --> 00:12:10,949
Look...
275
00:12:10,983 --> 00:12:13,852
If you can get me some Peruvian flake,
276
00:12:13,886 --> 00:12:17,556
I'll maybe, possibly think
about throwing you in the mix.
277
00:12:17,589 --> 00:12:19,624
One thing
of Bolivian flake--done.
278
00:12:19,658 --> 00:12:22,093
Peruvian! Peruvian flake,
you fucking moron!
279
00:12:22,127 --> 00:12:23,995
Any country you want.
280
00:12:24,029 --> 00:12:26,398
- Oh, one more thing.
- Anything.
281
00:12:26,431 --> 00:12:27,799
I need you to find me
282
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,735
the 1945 Martin D-28
acoustic guitar
283
00:12:30,802 --> 00:12:32,270
that used to belong
to the childhood friend
284
00:12:32,304 --> 00:12:33,705
I buried a few weeks ago.
285
00:12:33,739 --> 00:12:36,007
I'm recording this tribute song for him,
286
00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:39,010
and I have to have that fucking guitar.
287
00:12:39,044 --> 00:12:41,012
It was so beautiful.
288
00:12:41,046 --> 00:12:43,248
Talk about a gorgeous sound.
289
00:12:43,282 --> 00:12:47,586
It was like listening to Jesus ejaculate
290
00:12:47,619 --> 00:12:50,121
into the mouth of the angel Gabriel.
291
00:12:53,859 --> 00:12:55,360
Great.
Excellent.
292
00:12:55,427 --> 00:12:58,029
You tell us where,
and we will get it for you.
293
00:12:58,063 --> 00:13:00,598
If I knew where,
294
00:13:00,632 --> 00:13:04,836
why the fuck would I need you?
295
00:13:14,112 --> 00:13:16,180
[Doorbell rings]
296
00:13:16,215 --> 00:13:18,150
Hey.
297
00:13:18,183 --> 00:13:21,319
- Hey, yourself, young lady.
- We're looking for Faith.
298
00:13:21,353 --> 00:13:22,987
Then you've come to the right place.
299
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:25,857
Come on in.
300
00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:31,863
Hank Moody.
301
00:13:31,897 --> 00:13:34,466
You don't seem that surprised to see me.
302
00:13:34,499 --> 00:13:36,868
Well, I suppose I conjured you.
303
00:13:36,902 --> 00:13:38,603
How do you like the book so far?
304
00:13:38,637 --> 00:13:40,271
Thank you for buying
the hardcover, by the way.
305
00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:41,939
So far, so good.
306
00:13:41,974 --> 00:13:44,276
You got it right--
the rock world.
307
00:13:44,309 --> 00:13:46,144
Few writers do.
308
00:13:46,178 --> 00:13:48,446
Mmm...
309
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,714
Will you settle down, Runks?
310
00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:51,783
Have you never seen a pair
of breasteses before?
311
00:13:51,817 --> 00:13:53,118
I wasn't looking at the--
312
00:13:53,151 --> 00:13:54,719
No offense.
They're lovely.
313
00:13:54,753 --> 00:13:55,913
None taken.
I know they are.
314
00:13:55,921 --> 00:13:57,756
- Good for you.
- She knows.
315
00:13:57,789 --> 00:13:59,023
Yeah, she knows.
316
00:13:59,057 --> 00:14:00,558
So how's your sobriety
treating you, Hank?
317
00:14:00,592 --> 00:14:02,327
Not as good as yours, I see.
318
00:14:02,361 --> 00:14:05,230
[Chuckles]
319
00:14:05,264 --> 00:14:06,632
Well, what can I do you for?
320
00:14:06,698 --> 00:14:08,966
Well, I need a guitar.
321
00:14:09,001 --> 00:14:11,837
Mm.
You know what?
322
00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:14,005
I think I saw a guitar center
just down the road a piece.
323
00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:15,373
Can't miss it.
324
00:14:15,407 --> 00:14:16,908
And some cocaine.
325
00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:19,611
- Ooh.
- Ow!
326
00:14:19,645 --> 00:14:21,513
- Not just any guitar.
- Not just any cocaine--
327
00:14:21,546 --> 00:14:23,915
Peruvian flakes.
Ow!
328
00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:25,350
[Laughs]
329
00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:28,787
It belonged to your D.R.S.B.--
your dead rock star boyfriend.
330
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:30,321
Coining it.
331
00:14:30,355 --> 00:14:31,522
It's an old acoustic.
332
00:14:31,556 --> 00:14:32,623
A Martinelli.
333
00:14:32,658 --> 00:14:35,327
- [Laughs]
- A Martin, jackass.
334
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,494
I know it well.
335
00:14:36,528 --> 00:14:38,363
He used to leave it here all the time.
336
00:14:38,397 --> 00:14:40,599
Said he loved the idea
of his favorite guitar
337
00:14:40,632 --> 00:14:42,433
spending time with his favorite girl.
338
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,135
Oh, that is sweet.
339
00:14:44,169 --> 00:14:46,804
So it's here?
340
00:14:46,838 --> 00:14:48,573
- The guitar is here?
- No, not anymore.
341
00:14:48,607 --> 00:14:50,208
He got in pretty deep
342
00:14:50,242 --> 00:14:51,977
with this crazy fucking drug dealer.
343
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:54,045
So he gave it to him to pay off
the money he owed him.
344
00:14:54,079 --> 00:14:57,549
- Oh, shit. Bummer.
- Doesn't have to be.
345
00:14:57,582 --> 00:15:01,719
I suppose I could take
you guys over there.
346
00:15:01,753 --> 00:15:03,121
Do a little one-stop shopping.
347
00:15:03,155 --> 00:15:05,891
Yeah, that would be most groovy of you.
348
00:15:05,957 --> 00:15:07,091
Do you think
349
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:10,862
that this guy might have
some cocaine as well?
350
00:15:10,896 --> 00:15:13,832
[Laughs]
351
00:15:13,865 --> 00:15:15,867
He's retarded, isn't he?
352
00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:20,338
You're Hank Moody.
353
00:15:20,372 --> 00:15:22,440
Hank Moody I am be.
How'd you know that?
354
00:15:22,474 --> 00:15:24,442
What, you don't think I can read?
355
00:15:24,476 --> 00:15:26,511
Could you be any more
fucking condescending?
356
00:15:26,545 --> 00:15:28,079
You think just 'cause I sell narcotics,
357
00:15:28,113 --> 00:15:30,648
I don't know how
to crack a fucking book?
358
00:15:30,682 --> 00:15:32,583
My shit just got more expensive,
359
00:15:32,617 --> 00:15:33,751
[high-pitched voice]
motherfucker.
360
00:15:33,785 --> 00:15:34,919
Hey, wait, I say
361
00:15:34,953 --> 00:15:36,087
[high-pitched voice]
motherfucker just like that--
362
00:15:36,121 --> 00:15:37,388
[normal voice] That's my thing.
363
00:15:37,422 --> 00:15:38,990
Well you're not the only one,
motherfucker.
364
00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:42,327
Both: Motherfucker.
- Motherfucker.
365
00:15:42,361 --> 00:15:46,765
Sir, we need one pound
of your best Peruvian blend.
366
00:15:46,798 --> 00:15:49,333
- We will be on our way.
- "Flake," jackass.
367
00:15:49,368 --> 00:15:52,003
A pound?
You seriously want a pound?
368
00:15:52,037 --> 00:15:53,872
Yes, yes.
369
00:15:53,905 --> 00:15:55,105
How much is that gonna run me?
370
00:15:55,107 --> 00:15:57,342
- 35.
- Hundy?
371
00:15:57,409 --> 00:15:58,476
That's a bit expensive.
372
00:15:58,510 --> 00:15:59,711
We're gonna have to make another stop
373
00:15:59,745 --> 00:16:01,046
back at the automatic money machine.
374
00:16:01,079 --> 00:16:03,281
Grand.
35 grand.
375
00:16:03,315 --> 00:16:07,686
We're also gonna need Tony's guitar.
376
00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:08,920
Why?
377
00:16:08,954 --> 00:16:10,922
Atticus Fetch.
378
00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:13,191
He's desperate to record with it.
379
00:16:13,225 --> 00:16:14,759
Fuck that pompous dinosaur.
380
00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:16,628
Hey, that's exactly what I said,
381
00:16:16,661 --> 00:16:18,262
to his face.
382
00:16:18,296 --> 00:16:22,566
Both: Boom.
- My man.
383
00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:26,972
So you want a guitar that is
currently in my possession
384
00:16:27,005 --> 00:16:31,409
and some of my precious narcotics.
385
00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:34,312
The question is...
386
00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:36,648
what are you prepared to do for me?
387
00:16:39,785 --> 00:16:42,387
Look...
388
00:16:42,421 --> 00:16:47,058
I think we both know that guitar
doesn't really belong to you.
389
00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:49,828
Sure, Tony gave it to you
to pay off his tab,
390
00:16:49,861 --> 00:16:52,930
but it really belongs to the world.
391
00:16:52,964 --> 00:16:54,699
It should be out there making music,
392
00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:56,935
not hidden in some dark lair.
393
00:16:56,968 --> 00:16:58,269
And who knows?
394
00:16:58,303 --> 00:17:00,872
That guitar could be the thing
that gets Atticus back
395
00:17:00,906 --> 00:17:04,809
to making some
beautiful fucking music again.
396
00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:08,346
You make a convincing case, Faith.
397
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:11,716
Always fancied myself a...
398
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,585
patron of the arts.
399
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:16,887
Mm, I got into dealing
so I could be closer
400
00:17:16,922 --> 00:17:19,958
to my favorite musicians.
401
00:17:19,991 --> 00:17:23,361
But...
I don't know.
402
00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:27,198
Also, Shari will give you a blow job
403
00:17:27,232 --> 00:17:29,267
that could cure cancer.
404
00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:30,368
What?
405
00:17:30,402 --> 00:17:33,405
Why do you always do this to me?
406
00:17:33,438 --> 00:17:35,540
You said so yourself--
you need the practice.
407
00:17:35,574 --> 00:17:38,877
This pleases me.
408
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,978
Usually I get head from ugly strippers
409
00:17:41,012 --> 00:17:42,213
in exchange for drugs.
410
00:17:42,247 --> 00:17:45,750
But that's not gonna get it done, folks.
411
00:17:45,784 --> 00:17:47,385
You know, if you want,
you can throw a shot
412
00:17:47,419 --> 00:17:48,486
into his mouth too.
413
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,054
Up until recently,
he was a homo--
414
00:17:50,121 --> 00:17:52,389
- big, big, big homo.
- Look, look...
415
00:17:52,424 --> 00:17:54,459
I tried to suck a man's dick.
416
00:17:54,526 --> 00:17:55,560
I couldn't do that shit.
417
00:17:55,594 --> 00:17:58,296
I'm too straight for that shit, okay?
418
00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:02,400
Is there anything else I can do for you?
419
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:06,037
I like that suit.
420
00:18:06,071 --> 00:18:08,173
You like this suit?
421
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:10,741
I know just where you can get this suit.
422
00:18:10,775 --> 00:18:12,109
They got all sizes.
423
00:18:12,143 --> 00:18:13,577
I can point you in the right direction.
424
00:18:13,612 --> 00:18:16,047
Boom!
425
00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:18,149
Take it off.
426
00:18:22,487 --> 00:18:24,555
[Knock at door]
427
00:18:29,794 --> 00:18:31,962
Thank you so much for seeing me.
428
00:18:31,997 --> 00:18:33,598
Go in the living room.
429
00:18:33,632 --> 00:18:36,568
I'll be right with you.
430
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:44,042
Oh, hello.
431
00:18:44,075 --> 00:18:47,044
Uh, I'm Stu,
432
00:18:47,078 --> 00:18:49,080
Marcy's estranged hubby.
433
00:18:49,114 --> 00:18:50,615
Ophelia.
434
00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:54,285
Pleasure to meet you, Ophelia.
435
00:18:54,319 --> 00:18:58,723
I understand you betrayed Marcy's trust.
436
00:18:58,757 --> 00:19:01,192
That's true.
I did--most certainly did.
437
00:19:01,226 --> 00:19:03,962
I understand you put your dirty cock
438
00:19:03,995 --> 00:19:06,597
in some young woman's mouth...
439
00:19:06,631 --> 00:19:07,765
twice.
440
00:19:07,799 --> 00:19:09,867
I'm sorry.
Who are you exactly?
441
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:11,736
And now you, uh--
442
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,005
you're trying to get back
in her good graces?
443
00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:15,607
It's true.
444
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,874
I am.
445
00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:18,843
I-I'll do anything.
446
00:19:18,877 --> 00:19:20,578
[Laughs]
447
00:19:20,612 --> 00:19:21,693
And you think the sweater
448
00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:23,548
and the bottle of wine
is going to do it?
449
00:19:23,615 --> 00:19:26,184
No, no, no.
Of course not.
450
00:19:26,217 --> 00:19:30,554
But it is a 1964 Georges de la Tour.
451
00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:33,625
I just hope it's not too jammy.
452
00:19:37,796 --> 00:19:39,664
Uh, what on earth is that thing?
453
00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:42,434
It's a cock cage.
454
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:45,069
Oh, my.
455
00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:46,637
What is a cock cage?
456
00:19:46,671 --> 00:19:49,573
It is a male chastity device...
457
00:19:49,608 --> 00:19:51,810
available on my website.
458
00:19:51,843 --> 00:19:55,213
It traps your cock
in a flaccid state, Stu,
459
00:19:55,246 --> 00:19:57,348
which is very nice and cozy.
460
00:19:57,382 --> 00:20:00,251
But if you get aroused,
461
00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:03,021
if you surrender
to your baser instincts,
462
00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:05,923
it can make things very unpleasant
463
00:20:05,957 --> 00:20:07,024
for little big man down there.
464
00:20:07,058 --> 00:20:09,727
- Oh, dear.
- Mm.
465
00:20:09,761 --> 00:20:11,496
Are you suggesting I wear that thing?
466
00:20:11,529 --> 00:20:13,264
I'm not suggesting anything.
467
00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:15,033
I mean, you're the one who said
you wanted to make it up to me.
468
00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:19,870
Don't you think you
should wear that thing, Stu?
469
00:20:43,728 --> 00:20:46,363
[Plays notes]
470
00:20:46,398 --> 00:20:48,700
[Hits a flat note]
471
00:20:50,769 --> 00:20:54,839
[Plays a chord]
472
00:20:54,906 --> 00:20:56,307
He's right.
473
00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:58,543
It does sound like Jesus coming
in someone's mouth.
474
00:20:58,576 --> 00:21:01,412
Well done, gents.
475
00:21:03,348 --> 00:21:06,918
Now, where's my fucking cocaine?
476
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,827
That's it?
477
00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,462
That's what you got me?
478
00:21:18,496 --> 00:21:21,732
That's all
we could afford, Atticus--
479
00:21:21,766 --> 00:21:24,935
Mr. Fetch, sir.
480
00:21:24,969 --> 00:21:26,704
This piddly amount of cocaine
481
00:21:26,738 --> 00:21:28,606
will last me all of about 12 minutes.
482
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:33,845
You stupid, useless, bent motherfucker!
483
00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:36,013
Never get a suit to do a man's job!
484
00:21:36,047 --> 00:21:37,415
"A suit"?
485
00:21:37,449 --> 00:21:38,616
You call me a suit?
486
00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:42,353
I gave up my suit for you, literally.
487
00:21:42,387 --> 00:21:45,356
Don't you fucking dare.
488
00:21:57,802 --> 00:21:59,003
You're right.
She's right.
489
00:21:59,037 --> 00:22:00,171
You're absolutely right.
490
00:22:00,205 --> 00:22:02,774
This is--this is
a magnificent piece
491
00:22:02,807 --> 00:22:04,074
of rock and roll history,
492
00:22:04,109 --> 00:22:07,278
and it must be treated accordingly.
493
00:22:07,312 --> 00:22:09,147
And, by the way,
494
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:12,183
your defiance...
495
00:22:12,217 --> 00:22:15,587
gave me a thunderous erection.
496
00:22:18,823 --> 00:22:22,059
Aah!
497
00:22:22,093 --> 00:22:23,794
Look in the case.
498
00:22:23,828 --> 00:22:25,396
Check the compartment.
499
00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:29,200
He always kept drugs in there.
500
00:22:31,603 --> 00:22:34,706
Here you go,
rock-star asshole.
501
00:22:41,146 --> 00:22:44,182
This calls for a celebration.
502
00:22:44,215 --> 00:22:45,416
Well done, gents.
503
00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:49,620
It'll be an honor
to work with both of you.
504
00:22:49,654 --> 00:22:50,688
[Snaps fingers]
505
00:22:50,722 --> 00:22:53,524
See you bright and early tomorrow...
506
00:22:53,558 --> 00:22:56,060
afternoon.
507
00:22:56,094 --> 00:22:59,030
[Clears throat]
508
00:22:59,063 --> 00:23:03,600
[Breathing rhythmically]
509
00:23:03,635 --> 00:23:06,304
[Grunts]
510
00:23:06,337 --> 00:23:09,907
Okay, so we're gonna go to dinner now.
511
00:23:09,941 --> 00:23:11,375
Can I come?
512
00:23:11,409 --> 00:23:16,080
No, you filthy animal.
513
00:23:16,114 --> 00:23:20,051
Marcy, maybe you should leave
the TV on for him.
514
00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:23,053
- Good idea.
- Yeah? Yeah.
515
00:23:26,357 --> 00:23:29,126
Oh, no!
Not girl-on-girl porn!
516
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,928
- Marcy!
- What?
517
00:23:30,962 --> 00:23:32,930
Don't forget to kiss
your hubby good night.
518
00:23:32,964 --> 00:23:35,967
You're right.
Of course.
519
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,104
- How rude of me.
- Baby. No!
520
00:23:40,138 --> 00:23:43,274
[Moaning]
Ooh! Ouchy.
521
00:23:43,308 --> 00:23:45,109
[Smooching]
522
00:23:45,143 --> 00:23:48,412
[Strained] Oh, oh.
523
00:23:48,479 --> 00:23:51,682
[Gasping]
524
00:23:54,485 --> 00:23:55,752
No.
525
00:23:55,787 --> 00:23:57,722
Ouch.
526
00:23:57,755 --> 00:24:01,892
[Metal snaps]
Aah!
527
00:24:01,926 --> 00:24:04,828
Oh, the wine and the weed
528
00:24:04,863 --> 00:24:08,700
has made this
big-time rock manager sleepy.
529
00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:10,101
And sloppy.
530
00:24:10,134 --> 00:24:11,602
If you're gonna hang out
with rock stars,
531
00:24:11,636 --> 00:24:13,838
you better learn how
to handle your dope, buddy boy.
532
00:24:13,905 --> 00:24:15,740
That's dope advice.
533
00:24:15,773 --> 00:24:17,474
You can crash here.
Shari, can you--
534
00:24:17,508 --> 00:24:18,842
I'm not sucking his dick.
535
00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:20,211
[Laughs]
536
00:24:20,245 --> 00:24:22,614
I wasn't asking you to.
537
00:24:22,647 --> 00:24:25,516
I meant "Can you show him
the guest room?"
538
00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:27,718
Oh.
Okay, sure.
539
00:24:30,622 --> 00:24:33,491
- Can I see your boobies again?
- No.
540
00:24:33,524 --> 00:24:36,593
[Laughs]
Just one?
541
00:24:36,628 --> 00:24:37,762
- Okay.
- Whoo-hoo.
542
00:24:37,795 --> 00:24:40,364
In answer to your question from earlier,
543
00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:42,400
yes, he is retarded.
544
00:24:42,433 --> 00:24:43,801
But--but he means well.
545
00:24:43,835 --> 00:24:45,603
- He's funny.
- Mm.
546
00:24:45,637 --> 00:24:50,408
But you two are
especially cute together.
547
00:24:50,441 --> 00:24:52,209
Thanks for your help today.
548
00:24:52,243 --> 00:24:54,378
No.
549
00:24:54,412 --> 00:24:56,447
You were great the other day
at the funeral.
550
00:24:56,481 --> 00:24:59,550
I'm happy I get to repay the favor.
551
00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:01,686
Both:
Boom.
552
00:25:01,719 --> 00:25:04,855
I like your writing, Hank.
553
00:25:06,925 --> 00:25:07,959
- Yeah, go on.
- [Laughs]
554
00:25:07,992 --> 00:25:09,226
I like where this is going.
555
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:10,761
Don't--don't stop yourself.
556
00:25:10,795 --> 00:25:11,929
I will say nothing.
557
00:25:11,963 --> 00:25:15,566
Well, you were...
558
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:20,137
irritating in rehab, but, uh...
559
00:25:20,171 --> 00:25:22,706
you've got that thing
that I keep an eye out for.
560
00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:24,108
What thing?
561
00:25:24,142 --> 00:25:25,582
The thing that's hard
to describe--
562
00:25:25,610 --> 00:25:28,879
that flash, that spark.
563
00:25:28,913 --> 00:25:30,581
You know, some would call that genius.
564
00:25:30,615 --> 00:25:32,683
Oh, some might, but I won't.
565
00:25:32,717 --> 00:25:35,753
I think "genius"
is the single most overused word
566
00:25:35,787 --> 00:25:37,088
of our lifetimes.
567
00:25:37,121 --> 00:25:38,722
Word.
568
00:25:38,790 --> 00:25:41,759
But I will say that you're clearly doing
569
00:25:41,793 --> 00:25:43,895
exactly what you were put
on this planet to do.
570
00:25:43,928 --> 00:25:45,796
You are making use of your gift,
571
00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:49,033
and that is attractive.
572
00:25:49,067 --> 00:25:50,768
It's just--
let me get this straight.
573
00:25:50,802 --> 00:25:53,371
You met me, and you found me irritating.
574
00:25:53,404 --> 00:25:55,105
Thoroughly.
575
00:25:55,139 --> 00:25:56,306
And then you read my work,
576
00:25:56,341 --> 00:25:58,009
and you found me less irritating,
577
00:25:58,042 --> 00:26:01,545
even attractive.
578
00:26:01,612 --> 00:26:03,213
Something like that.
579
00:26:03,247 --> 00:26:05,287
God, that is--that is,
like, every writer's dream.
580
00:26:05,316 --> 00:26:09,787
And that never happens, ever.
581
00:26:09,821 --> 00:26:13,724
No, once it did happen--
once, once before.
582
00:26:13,758 --> 00:26:16,060
I could really do something with you.
583
00:26:16,094 --> 00:26:18,162
Huh?
584
00:26:18,196 --> 00:26:20,731
You're obviously very talented.
585
00:26:20,765 --> 00:26:23,901
But you haven't nailed it yet.
586
00:26:23,935 --> 00:26:25,536
Classic underachiever.
587
00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:26,938
That's what my folks always said.
588
00:26:26,971 --> 00:26:28,639
Oh, it's pretty exciting, really.
589
00:26:28,673 --> 00:26:31,742
- What is?
- 'Cause I could be the hammer.
590
00:26:31,776 --> 00:26:33,244
Gulp.
591
00:26:33,277 --> 00:26:37,247
The only question left is,
do you want to be great, Hank?
592
00:26:40,618 --> 00:26:44,588
'Cause that's how I make
my mark on the world...
593
00:26:44,622 --> 00:26:48,459
by helping you
make your mark on the world.
594
00:27:07,445 --> 00:27:09,180
Good night.
595
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:11,448
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no.
596
00:27:11,482 --> 00:27:14,098
Don't you want to help me
make my mark over here?
597
00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:16,134
I didn't say this would be easy.
598
00:27:16,254 --> 00:27:18,889
♪ She looked past the scars ♪
599
00:27:18,923 --> 00:27:23,694
♪ and burned-out eyes ♪
600
00:27:23,728 --> 00:27:28,933
♪ and could see I'm no easy ride ♪
601
00:27:28,966 --> 00:27:39,512
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