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At Chatswin High, most guys phoned it in,

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giving their G.F.S the
usual Valentine's Day crap.

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Listen... but for one lonely
soul who lost his true love...

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♪ when ♪

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♪ I ♪

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♪ had you ♪

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♪ I treated you bad ♪

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♪ don't you know I sit around ♪

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♪ with my head hangin' down ♪

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♪ and I wonder ♪

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♪ who's ♪

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Aah!

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If you think exploiting
my love for Smokey Robinson

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and life-sized doll-making

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is gonna make me forget
what you did? You're...

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Lisa, you think I wanted
your mom to see me naked?

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It was an accident!

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Baby, can't you see the tracks of my tears?

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I'm... I'm prepared to sing that one, too!

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Actually, I don't... I
don't have that sheet music.

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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Even though it's a
cheesy commercial holiday,

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I had to admit,

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having my own doting
Valentine felt pretty good.

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I see you got my card.

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I'm still awaiting your reply.

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Mm...

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"Y."

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"Y"? "Y"!

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I knew she'd say "Y"! She said "Y"!

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Here's the thing.

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Um, I overheard you talking about going

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to Cody Bufford's valentines... rager?

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Rager. Rager!

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Yeah. Cody's mom has super low self-esteem

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and said she's buy us a keg of beer

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if we all wear these t-shirts.

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Uh... wouldn't it be more romantic

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to spend Valentine's
Day just the two of us?

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Just the two of us?

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Doing what?

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Well, I'm glad you asked.

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There's a movie playing
at this art house theater,

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and I've been dying to see it.

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Tonight is the last night.

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Don't those art house movies
have a lot of, like, dialogue?

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Well, according to NPR,
this one is thrilling.

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They gave it two quills up.

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It's called "Sea of Anguish."

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Oh, is it based on a water park ride?

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I tend to really respond

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to movies based on water park rides.

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No, I think it's less of a ride

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and more of a moody,
elliptical fever dream.

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But they have really good caramel corn.

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Or gummi bears?

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Caramel corn and gummi bears?

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Yeah?

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Yeah. Cool.

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Okay.

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Ryan and I weren't the only ones

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with big plans for Valentine's Day.

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- George was preparing to sweep Dallas off her feet.
- Wow.

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Okay. Hi. Uh, George Altman.

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I just wanted to confirm my reservation

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for the Valentine's dinner tonight.

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Yes. Mr. Altman.

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You're one of the lucky
few to have secured a spot.

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- Okay.
- Oh, and I see you opted

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for the 18-course premium package.

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Well, yeah. Actually,

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it's my first Valentine's
with my girlfriend,

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so I kind of wanna make it special.

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Oh, it will be.

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Somehow, we convinced Chef Julio Proust

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to grace us with his
muscular, innovative cooking.

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As a Valentine's special,

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he's prepared a first course

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of paper-thin slices of pig's heart

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drizzled in a sauce of its own blood.

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Wow.

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Yummers.

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Oh.

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- Mommy?
- No! No! No!

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Mommy, was that you?

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Uh, Dalia, it is me, but it isn't me.

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It's too hard to explain.

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Mommy, you're scaring
me. Why are you hiding?

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Okay. Well, have you ever heard of blowtox?

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A new injectable derived from
the deadly Japanese blowfish?

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No.

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How bad is it?

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Tell me I don't need to cancel
my date with George tonight.

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Remember that guy in Florida

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who got his entire face
eaten off by an alligator

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and then had reconstructive surgery,

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and then when the picture surfaced,

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everyone was like "wait...
this is after the surgery?

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What the hell did he look
like before the surgery?"

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Yeah?

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Well, if that guy had a
baby with the elephant man,

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and that baby got really old,

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and then something on
that baby got infected,

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that would be you.

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Ugh.

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Well, thanks for your honesty.

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Ugh.

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Mommy, you're really disgusting.

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Hello, sweetheart.

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Mother. You're a little early.

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And by a little, I mean a whole day.

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Oh, Sheila. You and your schedules.

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It's so confining.

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- I changed my mind.
- Well...

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How 'bout that?

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You should try it sometime.

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Is that my Gam Gam?

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Oh, there's my boy.

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Give me some lovin'.

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Oh, look at you. You're so skinny.

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Well... I gotta put my arms around you.

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Oh! He's all ribs, like a greyhound.

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Well, I do play cardio
ping-pong once a week

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- with the boys down at the club.
- Honey, don't worry.

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Tonight, you are gonna feast
like the king that you are.

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Oh, no, no, mother.

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I have a whole Valentine's menu planned.

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- I am making chicken breasts...
- Ooh.

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- Generously seasoned with paprika.
- Mmm.

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Oh, Fred, you can have
those skinny breasts anytime.

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How does a thick, juicy rib eye sound?

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The woman brings meat across state lines.

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How can you not love that?

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You married the wrong woman, Fred Shay.

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she just loves waltzing into my home

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in those senior stilettos,

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acting like she showed up
a day early by accident.

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That was no accident.

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She wants to ruin my Valentine's Day.

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And watching your father
lap up the attention...

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got to admit, big turnoff.

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Not the least bit aroused.

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Not gonna be no nookie tonight for Fred.

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Okay, mother, please?

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You'll notice I am
indulging not in chocolate,

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but in a lengthy biography
of George Washington,

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because the only February
holiday I celebrate

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is Presidents' Day.

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Fair maiden!

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Forsooth I do beg your forbearance!

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Whilst thou lend a gentle ear?

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♪ with a hey nonny nonny
and a hey nonny hey ♪

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♪ and a hey nonny nonny and a... ♪

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If he thinks that he can exploit

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my fondness of 16th-century folklore,

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he's got another think coming.

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I told you the intro was too long.

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No, no. You need the "hey nonny nonnys."

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They... they set the mood.

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Lisa, that little cocoa puff
out there is cuckoo for you.

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Maybe you should at least hear him out.

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Don't you have anything
better to do on Valentine's Day

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than try to control my life?

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As a matter of fact, I do.

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Tonight, your father and I
are going to be learning...

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to tango.

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The Alfred Himmelsbock way.

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Adios.

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I hope you are ready to
suck the marrow out of life,

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and I mean that quite literally.

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I hear this chef works a lot with marrow.

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Oh...

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I'm afraid I'm in no position

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to suck anything tonight, George.

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What? What... what's going on?

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It's Dalia.

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She's under the weather.

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Are you sure? Dalia's pretty tough.

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And it's Valentine's Day.

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Oh, but she's projectile vomiting.

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I think I saw a crucifix in there.

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She's either sick or possessed.

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Either way, I'm in for the night.

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Okay, say no more.

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I don't care how expensive or
non-refundable that meal is,

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your child comes first.

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I'll make it up to you,

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I promise. 

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Bailed on V-Day?

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Yeah. Hey...

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you don't feel like sharing 18 courses

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of award-winning cuisine with me?

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Well, I would, but I have a hot date.

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Oh.

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Ha!

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Ha!

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You'll never believe it.

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Turns out Gam Gam has
been taking tango lessons

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at the senior center.

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Except that none of those old crones

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can move like Alfredo can. 

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He's a natural.

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What about our tapes?

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You're not upset, are you?

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Initially, she was.

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But then, in that very moment,

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Sheila realized what Lisa must have felt

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every time her mother
made Malik a sandwich,

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gave him a pound, locked
it and exploded it,

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or made some poorly drawn
reference to a Wayans.

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Just like Gam Gam, Sheila
had been cutting in,

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and she shouldn't have been.

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Mother.

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Lover. Lover.

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Mother.

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So that movie I was so excited about

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turned out to be a total drag.

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I mean, there wasn't enough
caramel corn in the world.

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And if it was bad for me,

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i could only imagine how
much Ryan was suffering.

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Hey. You doing okay?

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Mother. Lover.

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Lover.

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Not really.

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Mother. Lover.

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- Lover.
- It's just so...

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Confusing? Pretentious? Terrible?

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So...

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There are lots of things
I thought he would say.

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But not one of them was...

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Beautiful.

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It's so beautiful.

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Oh, hey, buddy.

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Okay, so listen, here's the thing...

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due to some unforeseen stuff,

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I'm gonna need my meal to go.

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To go?

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Yeah. I know there's no refund,

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so if you could just, you
know, wrap it up for me.

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Wrap it up?

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Are you just gonna keep
repeating what I say, or...

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- Sir.
- What?

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Chef Julio's 18-course menu isn't a meal.

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It's an experience.

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Like scaling an icy glacier

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or swimming with an endangered sea turtle.

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Now how on earth would I wrap that up...

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to go?

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In 18 little bags?

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Okay, listen, I am not
a man who's accustomed

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to paying $600 for anything
I can't drive around in,

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so I'm having trouble just
walking away from this.

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And in such a comfortable shoe.

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Ha ha.

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You know what?

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On second thought, I
guess I'm eating for two.

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If you don't mind.

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I had no idea that his
ghost was gonna come back

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for 45 minutes as an eel.

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Was that an eel?

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Wait. You didn't love the movie?

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I didn't love that movie.

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I didn't like that
movie, even a little bit.

264
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I thought it was terrible.

265
00:10:20,742 --> 00:10:22,087
I'm sorry I suggested it.

266
00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:24,596
How can you say that? It changed my life.

267
00:10:24,962 --> 00:10:26,496
It...

268
00:10:26,530 --> 00:10:28,588
there was a 5-minute part

269
00:10:28,606 --> 00:10:30,446
that was nothing but the little boy

270
00:10:30,459 --> 00:10:32,217
staring at a dead fish.

271
00:10:32,337 --> 00:10:34,737
That dead fish was the boy's mother.

272
00:10:34,772 --> 00:10:36,259
How do you know that?

273
00:10:36,246 --> 00:10:37,807
How do you not know that?

274
00:10:38,048 --> 00:10:41,014
Valentine's Day was
slipping through our fingers.

275
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,942
Unless Ryan and I could
find some common ground.

276
00:10:43,954 --> 00:10:44,736
Hey, how do you...

277
00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:47,226
how do you feel about stopping by Cody's?

278
00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,722
I could... I could really
use a rager right now.

279
00:10:49,842 --> 00:10:52,237
Come on. We can...

280
00:10:52,493 --> 00:10:55,215
tell his mom how sexy she is.

281
00:10:55,578 --> 00:10:57,073
You go ahead.

282
00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:00,896
I feel like walking the earth.

283
00:11:30,696 --> 00:11:32,366
It's been a while, Mrs. Shay.

284
00:11:32,836 --> 00:11:34,275
Indeed it has.

285
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:37,296
Indeed it has.

286
00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:45,973
You're amazing, Mrs. Shay.

287
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,652
Easy, Malik. Take it easy.

288
00:11:50,522 --> 00:11:53,112
I missed your chicken salad so much.

289
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,489
I've missed giving it to you.

290
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,593
There's only one thing
I've missed more than this.

291
00:12:00,526 --> 00:12:01,940
It's Lisa.

292
00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:03,567
I know.

293
00:12:07,452 --> 00:12:09,860
And I know what you need
to do to get her back.

294
00:12:11,224 --> 00:12:12,795
Sheila and Malik weren't the only ones

295
00:12:12,813 --> 00:12:14,252
avoiding being seen.

296
00:12:14,372 --> 00:12:16,367
Dallas was spending her Valentine's Day

297
00:12:16,385 --> 00:12:17,905
hiding in the shadows.

298
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,982
Hello?

299
00:12:19,457 --> 00:12:21,996
- Dallas?
-Tessa, is that you?

300
00:12:22,222 --> 00:12:24,988
It's really dark in
here. Do you mind if I...

301
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,527
Freeze!

302
00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:28,792
I'm just not in the
mood for direct lighting.

303
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:31,538
Okay. I was on a date with Ryan tonight.

304
00:12:31,658 --> 00:12:35,986
And the whole thing was my idea,

305
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:38,423
but I realized halfway
through I didn't like it,

306
00:12:38,401 --> 00:12:40,572
and he really liked it,

307
00:12:41,048 --> 00:12:44,113
and he got all mad at me
because I wasn't into it.

308
00:12:44,156 --> 00:12:46,765
If we're talkin' about what
I think we're talkin' about,

309
00:12:46,885 --> 00:12:49,493
if they can't get you there even once,

310
00:12:49,493 --> 00:12:51,695
their whole world comes crashing down.

311
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,571
And it's like, we understand.

312
00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:55,449
I'm talking about a movie.

313
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:58,108
Oh. Then I don't know what his problem is.

314
00:12:58,089 --> 00:13:00,573
Just because we didn't have
the same exact experience,

315
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,263
he got mad and he walked away.

316
00:13:04,064 --> 00:13:06,737
And now I'm alone on Valentine's Day.

317
00:13:07,111 --> 00:13:10,307
Y'all are discovering you have differences.

318
00:13:10,921 --> 00:13:12,579
That doesn't mean it's the end.

319
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,130
It means it's a beginning.

320
00:13:14,331 --> 00:13:15,106
It does?

321
00:13:15,131 --> 00:13:16,964
Yes. You're learning how to navigate

322
00:13:16,983 --> 00:13:20,906
through the lumps and the
bumps and the flaky parts,

323
00:13:21,026 --> 00:13:22,741
and the... swollen sections,

324
00:13:22,861 --> 00:13:26,037
filled with fluids, just
beggin' to be lanced.

325
00:13:26,094 --> 00:13:27,383
Okay. Now you're scaring me.

326
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:31,111
What I'm trying to say
is, go find your man.

327
00:13:32,319 --> 00:13:33,826
I will if you will.

328
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,085
You know what? You're right.

329
00:13:36,336 --> 00:13:37,700
George would love me

330
00:13:37,706 --> 00:13:39,790
whether I looked like Charlize Theron

331
00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:42,024
or Charlize Theron in "Monster."

332
00:13:42,144 --> 00:13:43,538
Right? 

333
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,342
And you tried icing it?

334
00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:51,502
Whoo. That was a workout.

335
00:13:51,521 --> 00:13:52,822
I'll tell you, Fred Shay,

336
00:13:52,891 --> 00:13:55,556
you have the tango touch.

337
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,018
Well. What have we here?

338
00:14:00,018 --> 00:14:02,846
In keeping with the Spanish
theme of our evening,

339
00:14:02,846 --> 00:14:05,849
I have made some mini
churros with chocolate sauce.

340
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,283
Mrs. Shay. What decadence.

341
00:14:08,302 --> 00:14:10,160
Keep it in your pants,
Fred. They're oven-baked.

342
00:14:10,198 --> 00:14:12,744
Though I did use a heavy
hand on the cinnamon shaker.

343
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,540
So... oh. Well. Ow!

344
00:14:14,576 --> 00:14:15,322
Oh.

345
00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:17,692
I think all that abrazo-ing
is causing me to cramp up.

346
00:14:17,755 --> 00:14:20,871
Oh, sorry, honey. Excuse me. Allow me.

347
00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:23,022
- Oh! Boy.
- Is it too deep?

348
00:14:23,054 --> 00:14:25,350
Nope. You get in there, Gam Gam.

349
00:14:25,387 --> 00:14:27,702
Oh, you dig as deep as you dare.

350
00:14:27,822 --> 00:14:29,942
Oh, that's the stuff.

351
00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:31,344
Oh.

352
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:33,258
Aah.

353
00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:34,862
Ooh.

354
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,838
Malik. What a surprise.

355
00:14:38,095 --> 00:14:40,197
Oh.

356
00:14:40,535 --> 00:14:43,544
Oh... oh, yes. How's that feel?

357
00:14:43,538 --> 00:14:45,640
Sheila wasn't the only
one losing her appetite.

358
00:14:45,674 --> 00:14:47,060
Aah...

359
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,623
For your 15th course,

360
00:14:48,643 --> 00:14:51,945
we present a pork belly
and veal tongue hash,

361
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:54,318
finished with shards of micro-beak

362
00:14:54,362 --> 00:14:56,878
- in a freshly lambed foam.
- Lambed?

363
00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:58,254
Did you... 

364
00:14:58,279 --> 00:15:00,807
It's a verb? Lambed? "To lamb"?

365
00:15:00,927 --> 00:15:02,058
Who lambed it?

366
00:15:02,058 --> 00:15:02,690
I did.

367
00:15:02,721 --> 00:15:04,104
I lambed it this morning.

368
00:15:07,051 --> 00:15:10,367
It was an honor to watch you lamb it.

369
00:15:11,206 --> 00:15:12,366
You're very lucky.

370
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,201
You're very lucky.

371
00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:21,635
Guys, my girl used to
look at me just like that.

372
00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:23,856
Made me feel like number one. Right?

373
00:15:24,118 --> 00:15:25,620
It feels good.

374
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:27,991
Yeah, but tonight, she totally...

375
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:29,886
bailed on me,

376
00:15:30,074 --> 00:15:32,501
so here I am feeling like number two...

377
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:38,946
Right? Did you get it? Number two?

378
00:15:39,321 --> 00:15:40,398
We get it.

379
00:15:40,423 --> 00:15:41,574
Yeah. 

380
00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:45,465
Okay. Don't mind me. I'm
just drunk and lonely.

381
00:15:45,465 --> 00:15:46,479
George.

382
00:15:46,817 --> 00:15:49,745
Hey! That's her. That's my girlfriend.

383
00:15:49,726 --> 00:15:51,791
- The most beautiful girl in the world.
- Shh. Shh.

384
00:15:52,141 --> 00:15:53,780
Underneath the bag.

385
00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:56,439
George. George, come here.

386
00:15:58,341 --> 00:15:59,336
Hey.

387
00:15:59,811 --> 00:16:01,864
Hey, I didn't wanna
leave you here all alone.

388
00:16:01,876 --> 00:16:03,722
But let's just slip out
without making a scene.

389
00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:06,087
Okay. Hey, take a good look, folks!

390
00:16:06,347 --> 00:16:07,681
But hands off!

391
00:16:08,064 --> 00:16:10,329
This sweet gal is mine!

392
00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:11,943
Come on.

393
00:16:19,338 --> 00:16:20,408
This better be good, mother.

394
00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:21,653
I just got to the valley forge section,

395
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,268
and there is a riveting
passage about gangrene.

396
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:26,389
Hey, Lisa.

397
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:28,371
Mother, would you please show
this gentleman to the door

398
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,500
and tell him that I do not
wish to be disturbed again?

399
00:16:30,806 --> 00:16:32,770
Young lady, I think you have shown

400
00:16:32,789 --> 00:16:34,810
quite enough attitude today.

401
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:36,492
Now if you can't be polite to Malik,

402
00:16:36,523 --> 00:16:39,064
then I am gonna take away
your library privileges.

403
00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:40,334
You know what, Mrs. Shay?

404
00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:41,960
Maybe you should back off.

405
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,455
Excuse me?

406
00:16:43,487 --> 00:16:45,352
I'm sick of hearing the
way you talk to Lisa.

407
00:16:45,389 --> 00:16:48,404
She doesn't deserve that tone. Nobody does.

408
00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:50,319
I hardly think it is your place

409
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,033
to tell me how to talk to my own daughter.

410
00:16:52,153 --> 00:16:53,491
You know what? That's where you're wrong.

411
00:16:53,611 --> 00:16:55,067
You're the one who's
always putting your nose

412
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,120
where it doesn't belong,
like in our relationship.

413
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,358
You know what else?

414
00:16:58,409 --> 00:17:01,731
Your "chicken salad"? Yeah,
it ain't all that, mama.

415
00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:02,883
Well, if that is how you feel,

416
00:17:02,908 --> 00:17:04,579
then I agree with Lisa. You'd better go.

417
00:17:04,699 --> 00:17:08,489
You are no longer welcome
in my home, Mr. Lafrique.

418
00:17:23,431 --> 00:17:24,525
Hey.

419
00:17:25,238 --> 00:17:27,297
I thought you were out walking the earth.

420
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,261
I came looking for you.

421
00:17:29,881 --> 00:17:31,927
It is Valentine's Day.

422
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:35,744
This couch is wet.

423
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,565
That's 'cause Cody's mom threw
up on it a few minutes ago.

424
00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:42,357
I'm sorry I walked out on you.

425
00:17:42,952 --> 00:17:44,404
If that movie taught me anything,

426
00:17:44,422 --> 00:17:47,094
it's that we have to
forgive those in the darkness

427
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,378
who don't yet see the light.

428
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:57,456
Yeah.

429
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:58,889
And...

430
00:17:59,464 --> 00:18:01,817
I know, in a surprise turn of events,

431
00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:04,550
that you liked that movie and I didn't.

432
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,315
But maybe that's hat
makes us a cool couple.

433
00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:10,368
We're unpredictable.

434
00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:11,595
Yeah.

435
00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:13,622
And we're both super good looking.

436
00:18:19,909 --> 00:18:21,298
Happy Valentine's Day.

437
00:18:21,342 --> 00:18:23,401
Happy Valentine's Day.

438
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:25,158
Okay. So...

439
00:18:25,684 --> 00:18:27,110
what was that part

440
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:30,589
where the masked guy is bowing
to the horse statue about?

441
00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:32,328
That was about war.

442
00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:34,292
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

443
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,670
What about the monkey running
through the art museum?

444
00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:38,259
That was about freedom.

445
00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:41,844
Whoa. Who knew?

446
00:18:44,765 --> 00:18:46,167
Oh, man.

447
00:18:46,287 --> 00:18:49,339
I think I exceeded the daily allowance

448
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,797
of animal colon tonight.

449
00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:53,023
You know what? I know I did.

450
00:18:53,086 --> 00:18:55,294
Okay. Easy does it. Almost there.

451
00:18:55,414 --> 00:18:57,372
Dallas, you know I mean this

452
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,818
in the most respectful way possible,

453
00:19:00,062 --> 00:19:02,402
but you're kind of reminding
me of a serial killer right now.

454
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:03,890
You gotta show me what's under the bag.

455
00:19:03,903 --> 00:19:06,680
I will. I just wanna make
sure you don't freak out first.

456
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,427
I ate digestive tract tonight, okay?

457
00:19:09,446 --> 00:19:10,997
Nothing's gonna make me freak out.

458
00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:12,605
Just tell me what's going on.

459
00:19:12,649 --> 00:19:15,595
Okay. I had a... procedure

460
00:19:15,715 --> 00:19:17,966
that went a bit awry.

461
00:19:18,279 --> 00:19:19,943
How awry?

462
00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:21,845
Uh...

463
00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:23,272
Okay.

464
00:19:27,739 --> 00:19:28,822
Wow.

465
00:19:29,823 --> 00:19:31,549
What did...

466
00:19:31,874 --> 00:19:33,244
Okay.

467
00:19:33,595 --> 00:19:35,365
You know...

468
00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:37,837
Ooh, wow.

469
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,733
It's bad, isn't it? It's really bad.

470
00:19:40,783 --> 00:19:42,253
You... you don't have to change yourself.

471
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:43,504
Anything about yourself.

472
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:46,776
You're... to me, you're
so sexy, and... and...

473
00:19:51,175 --> 00:19:54,115
And beautiful, and... 

474
00:19:55,766 --> 00:19:57,105
Oh, God.

475
00:19:57,225 --> 00:19:58,225
- George?
- Mm-hmm.

476
00:19:58,262 --> 00:20:01,190
You were just tellin' me
that I'm sexy and beautiful.

477
00:20:01,228 --> 00:20:02,191
I... I was and I will,

478
00:20:02,204 --> 00:20:04,212
just... 

479
00:20:04,332 --> 00:20:06,026
Oh, God, this isn't about you, I swear.

480
00:20:06,026 --> 00:20:09,261
It's all the intestines
in my... intestines.

481
00:20:11,107 --> 00:20:12,408
Excuse me.

482
00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,362
Are you sure it's not me?

483
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,482
Love, thankfully, is resilient.

484
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,515
It can continue to thrive

485
00:20:19,527 --> 00:20:21,398
in the most unlikely circumstances.

486
00:20:21,417 --> 00:20:22,499
Malik?

487
00:20:23,844 --> 00:20:24,964
Hey.

488
00:20:25,665 --> 00:20:26,892
Um...

489
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,902
thanks for standing up to my mother.

490
00:20:32,122 --> 00:20:34,593
It felt really good to have you on my side.

491
00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:38,566
And if you're still willing
to give us another chance...

492
00:20:40,668 --> 00:20:41,944
I want to.

493
00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:43,852
Really?

494
00:20:44,296 --> 00:20:46,166
Really. 

495
00:20:47,224 --> 00:20:49,895
Happy almost-Presidents' Day.

496
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,850
Mr. Shay?

497
00:21:05,906 --> 00:21:08,340
In tango, one doesn't ask.

498
00:21:08,384 --> 00:21:09,760
One takes.

499
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,653
But what about mi madre?

500
00:21:15,773 --> 00:21:17,656
Screw Gam Gam.

501
00:21:17,856 --> 00:21:19,621
I told her she can stick her rib eye

502
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,767
where the sun don't shine.

503
00:21:22,774 --> 00:21:24,032
Well, not literally, of course.

504
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,259
I told her good night and that I'd miss her,

505
00:21:26,264 --> 00:21:28,817
and to have a safe trip, and
let us know she get in ok.

506
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,850
But she knew what I meant.

507
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:44,804
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