1 00:00:01,337 --> 00:00:03,472 At Chatswin High, most guys phoned it in, 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:06,022 giving their G.F.S the usual Valentine's Day crap. 3 00:00:06,142 --> 00:00:08,599 Listen... but for one lonely soul who lost his true love... 4 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:12,936 ♪ When ♪ 5 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:15,906 ♪ I ♪ 6 00:00:15,940 --> 00:00:19,309 ♪ had you ♪ 7 00:00:19,344 --> 00:00:26,617 ♪ I treated you bad ♪ 8 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:30,668 ♪ Don't you know I sit around ♪ 9 00:00:30,695 --> 00:00:35,125 ♪ with my head hangin' down ♪ 10 00:00:35,193 --> 00:00:37,361 ♪ And I wonder ♪ 11 00:00:37,395 --> 00:00:39,396 ♪ who's ♪ 12 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,098 Aah! 13 00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:44,553 If you think exploiting my love for Smokey Robinson 14 00:00:44,561 --> 00:00:45,891 and life-sized doll-making 15 00:00:45,906 --> 00:00:47,533 is gonna make me forget what you did? You're... 16 00:00:47,653 --> 00:00:49,916 Lisa, you think I wanted your mom to see me naked? 17 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,107 It was an accident! 18 00:00:51,365 --> 00:00:53,164 Baby, can't you see the tracks of my tears? 19 00:00:53,176 --> 00:00:55,144 I'm... I'm prepared to sing that one, too! 20 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:58,247 Actually, I don't... I don't have that sheet music. 21 00:00:58,281 --> 00:01:00,585 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne - - www.addic7ed.com - 22 00:01:00,617 --> 00:01:04,903 [Alih Jay] ♪ Last night I had a pleasant nightmare ♪ 23 00:01:04,904 --> 00:01:07,874 2x13 Blowtox and Burlap 24 00:01:08,774 --> 00:01:10,870 Even though it's a cheesy commercial holiday, 25 00:01:10,885 --> 00:01:12,076 I had to admit, 26 00:01:12,111 --> 00:01:14,812 having my own doting Valentine felt pretty good. 27 00:01:14,847 --> 00:01:16,446 I see you got my card. 28 00:01:16,566 --> 00:01:18,464 I'm still awaiting your reply. 29 00:01:18,584 --> 00:01:20,118 Mm... 30 00:01:20,152 --> 00:01:20,787 "Y." 31 00:01:20,810 --> 00:01:22,368 "Y"? "Y"! 32 00:01:22,488 --> 00:01:25,197 I knew she'd say "Y"! She said "Y"! 33 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,491 Here's the thing. 34 00:01:26,525 --> 00:01:29,170 Um, I overheard you talking about going 35 00:01:29,209 --> 00:01:31,820 to Cody Bufford's valentines... rager? 36 00:01:31,821 --> 00:01:34,206 Rager. Rager! 37 00:01:34,326 --> 00:01:36,740 Yeah. Cody's mom has super low self-esteem 38 00:01:36,741 --> 00:01:38,399 and said she's buy us a keg of beer 39 00:01:38,438 --> 00:01:40,244 if we all wear these t-shirts. 40 00:01:40,612 --> 00:01:42,871 Uh... wouldn't it be more romantic 41 00:01:42,872 --> 00:01:45,143 to spend Valentine's Day just the two of us? 42 00:01:45,177 --> 00:01:46,994 Just the two of us? 43 00:01:47,114 --> 00:01:48,120 Doing what? 44 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,963 Well, I'm glad you asked. 45 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:53,266 There's a movie playing at this art house theater, 46 00:01:53,267 --> 00:01:54,955 and I've been dying to see it. 47 00:01:55,075 --> 00:01:56,574 Tonight is the last night. 48 00:01:56,621 --> 00:01:59,951 Don't those art house movies have a lot of, like, dialogue? 49 00:01:59,952 --> 00:02:02,604 Well, according to NPR, this one is thrilling. 50 00:02:02,724 --> 00:02:04,817 They gave it two quills up. 51 00:02:04,937 --> 00:02:06,240 It's called "Sea of Anguish." 52 00:02:06,272 --> 00:02:08,180 Oh, is it based on a water park ride? 53 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,721 I tend to really respond 54 00:02:09,728 --> 00:02:10,729 to movies based on water park rides. 55 00:02:10,745 --> 00:02:12,067 No, I think it's less of a ride 56 00:02:12,071 --> 00:02:15,139 and more of a moody, elliptical fever dream. 57 00:02:16,742 --> 00:02:18,996 But they have really good caramel corn. 58 00:02:19,116 --> 00:02:21,240 Or gummi bears? 59 00:02:21,631 --> 00:02:24,048 Caramel corn and gummi bears? 60 00:02:26,683 --> 00:02:27,458 Yeah? 61 00:02:27,473 --> 00:02:28,639 Yeah. Cool. 62 00:02:28,662 --> 00:02:29,413 Okay. 63 00:02:29,428 --> 00:02:30,977 Ryan and I weren't the only ones 64 00:02:30,993 --> 00:02:32,823 with big plans for Valentine's Day. 65 00:02:32,943 --> 00:02:36,008 - George was preparing to sweep Dallas off her feet. - Wow. 66 00:02:36,128 --> 00:02:38,310 Okay. Hi. Uh, George Altman. 67 00:02:38,430 --> 00:02:40,002 I just wanted to confirm my reservation 68 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:41,715 for the Valentine's dinner tonight. 69 00:02:41,716 --> 00:02:43,122 Yes. Mr. Altman. 70 00:02:43,123 --> 00:02:45,429 You're one of the lucky few to have secured a spot. 71 00:02:45,549 --> 00:02:47,283 - Okay. - Oh, and I see you opted 72 00:02:47,322 --> 00:02:49,864 for the 18-course premium package. 73 00:02:49,911 --> 00:02:51,264 Well, yeah. Actually, 74 00:02:51,295 --> 00:02:53,352 it's my first Valentine's with my girlfriend, 75 00:02:53,379 --> 00:02:55,947 so I kind of wanna make it special. 76 00:02:55,981 --> 00:02:57,239 Oh, it will be. 77 00:02:57,359 --> 00:02:59,298 Somehow, we convinced Chef Julio Proust 78 00:02:59,299 --> 00:03:03,651 to grace us with his muscular, innovative cooking. 79 00:03:03,652 --> 00:03:05,482 As a Valentine's special, 80 00:03:05,498 --> 00:03:07,085 he's prepared a first course 81 00:03:07,117 --> 00:03:09,823 of paper-thin slices of pig's heart 82 00:03:09,838 --> 00:03:12,490 drizzled in a sauce of its own blood. 83 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,912 Wow. 84 00:03:13,913 --> 00:03:15,790 Yummers. 85 00:03:17,495 --> 00:03:18,269 Oh. 86 00:03:18,303 --> 00:03:21,538 - Mommy? - No! No! No! 87 00:03:21,658 --> 00:03:24,072 Mommy, was that you? 88 00:03:24,192 --> 00:03:28,365 Uh, Dalia, it is me, but it isn't me. 89 00:03:28,485 --> 00:03:30,093 It's too hard to explain. 90 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,792 Mommy, you're scaring me. Why are you hiding? 91 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:35,898 Okay. Well, have you ever heard of blowtox? 92 00:03:35,933 --> 00:03:39,736 A new injectable derived from the deadly Japanese blowfish? 93 00:03:39,856 --> 00:03:41,026 No. 94 00:03:43,941 --> 00:03:45,341 How bad is it? 95 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:48,010 Tell me I don't need to cancel my date with George tonight. 96 00:03:48,346 --> 00:03:50,247 Remember that guy in Florida 97 00:03:50,255 --> 00:03:52,937 who got his entire face eaten off by an alligator 98 00:03:52,968 --> 00:03:54,939 and then had reconstructive surgery, 99 00:03:54,978 --> 00:03:56,354 and then when the picture surfaced, 100 00:03:56,355 --> 00:03:59,748 everyone was like "wait... this is after the surgery? 101 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:02,525 What the hell did he look like before the surgery?" 102 00:04:02,645 --> 00:04:03,807 Yeah? 103 00:04:03,854 --> 00:04:06,294 Well, if that guy had a baby with the elephant man, 104 00:04:06,309 --> 00:04:08,014 and that baby got really old, 105 00:04:08,022 --> 00:04:10,399 and then something on that baby got infected, 106 00:04:10,519 --> 00:04:13,116 that would be you. 107 00:04:13,150 --> 00:04:14,117 Ugh. 108 00:04:14,325 --> 00:04:16,602 Well, thanks for your honesty. 109 00:04:17,970 --> 00:04:19,050 Ugh. 110 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:21,658 Mommy, you're really disgusting. 111 00:04:21,692 --> 00:04:23,812 Hello, sweetheart. 112 00:04:23,835 --> 00:04:25,321 Mother. You're a little early. 113 00:04:25,322 --> 00:04:27,330 And by a little, I mean a whole day. 114 00:04:27,364 --> 00:04:29,354 Oh, Sheila. You and your schedules. 115 00:04:29,355 --> 00:04:30,623 It's so confining. 116 00:04:30,743 --> 00:04:32,023 - I changed my mind. - Well... 117 00:04:32,036 --> 00:04:33,203 How 'bout that? 118 00:04:33,237 --> 00:04:34,909 You should try it sometime. 119 00:04:35,029 --> 00:04:37,006 Is that my Gam Gam? 120 00:04:37,041 --> 00:04:39,875 Oh, there's my boy. 121 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:41,220 Give me some lovin'. 122 00:04:41,228 --> 00:04:43,496 Oh, look at you. You're so skinny. 123 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,075 Well... I gotta put my arms around you. 124 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,831 Oh! He's all ribs, like a greyhound. 125 00:04:47,837 --> 00:04:50,139 Well, I do play cardio ping-pong once a week 126 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:52,974 - with the boys down at the club. - Honey, don't worry. 127 00:04:53,005 --> 00:04:55,933 Tonight, you are gonna feast like the king that you are. 128 00:04:55,934 --> 00:04:57,039 Oh, no, no, mother. 129 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,724 I have a whole Valentine's menu planned. 130 00:04:58,749 --> 00:05:00,501 - I am making chicken breasts... - Ooh. 131 00:05:00,514 --> 00:05:02,409 - Generously seasoned with paprika. - Mmm. 132 00:05:02,415 --> 00:05:05,575 Oh, Fred, you can have those skinny breasts anytime. 133 00:05:05,632 --> 00:05:10,417 How does a thick, juicy rib eye sound? 134 00:05:10,461 --> 00:05:13,326 The woman brings meat across state lines. 135 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:14,765 How can you not love that? 136 00:05:14,885 --> 00:05:17,248 You married the wrong woman, Fred Shay. 137 00:05:21,996 --> 00:05:25,292 She just loves waltzing into my home 138 00:05:25,293 --> 00:05:27,282 in those senior stilettos, 139 00:05:27,301 --> 00:05:29,978 acting like she showed up a day early by accident. 140 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,062 That was no accident. 141 00:05:31,073 --> 00:05:33,665 She wants to ruin my Valentine's Day. 142 00:05:34,051 --> 00:05:37,830 And watching your father lap up the attention... 143 00:05:37,855 --> 00:05:39,876 got to admit, big turnoff. 144 00:05:39,996 --> 00:05:41,666 Not the least bit aroused. 145 00:05:41,891 --> 00:05:43,762 Not gonna be no nookie tonight for Fred. 146 00:05:43,787 --> 00:05:45,464 Okay, mother, please? 147 00:05:45,584 --> 00:05:47,448 You'll notice I am indulging not in chocolate, 148 00:05:47,454 --> 00:05:49,844 but in a lengthy biography of George Washington, 149 00:05:49,913 --> 00:05:52,503 because the only February holiday I celebrate 150 00:05:52,515 --> 00:05:53,779 is Presidents' Day. 151 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:56,008 Fair maiden! 152 00:05:56,042 --> 00:05:58,644 Forsooth I do beg your forbearance! 153 00:05:58,678 --> 00:06:00,713 Whilst thou lend a gentle ear? 154 00:06:00,747 --> 00:06:03,201 ♪ with a hey nonny nonny and a hey nonny hey ♪ 155 00:06:03,216 --> 00:06:05,203 ♪ and a hey nonny nonny and a... ♪ 156 00:06:05,228 --> 00:06:07,091 If he thinks that he can exploit 157 00:06:07,092 --> 00:06:09,131 my fondness of 16th-century folklore, 158 00:06:09,138 --> 00:06:10,408 he's got another think coming. 159 00:06:10,439 --> 00:06:11,603 I told you the intro was too long. 160 00:06:11,628 --> 00:06:13,211 No, no. You need the "hey nonny nonnys." 161 00:06:13,243 --> 00:06:14,493 They... they set the mood. 162 00:06:15,363 --> 00:06:19,550 Lisa, that little cocoa puff out there is cuckoo for you. 163 00:06:19,844 --> 00:06:21,514 Maybe you should at least hear him out. 164 00:06:21,539 --> 00:06:24,116 Don't you have anything better to do on Valentine's Day 165 00:06:24,141 --> 00:06:25,493 than try to control my life? 166 00:06:25,505 --> 00:06:27,025 As a matter of fact, I do. 167 00:06:27,059 --> 00:06:29,746 Tonight, your father and I are going to be learning... 168 00:06:30,002 --> 00:06:31,297 to tango. 169 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:33,268 The Alfred Himmelsbock way. 170 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,295 Adios. 171 00:06:37,304 --> 00:06:40,463 I hope you are ready to suck the marrow out of life, 172 00:06:40,482 --> 00:06:42,422 and I mean that quite literally. 173 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:44,969 I hear this chef works a lot with marrow. 174 00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:45,832 Oh... 175 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:47,965 I'm afraid I'm in no position 176 00:06:48,002 --> 00:06:49,698 to suck anything tonight, George. 177 00:06:49,723 --> 00:06:51,418 What? What... what's going on? 178 00:06:51,468 --> 00:06:52,632 It's Dalia. 179 00:06:52,638 --> 00:06:54,309 She's under the weather. 180 00:06:54,429 --> 00:06:56,405 Are you sure? Dalia's pretty tough. 181 00:06:56,411 --> 00:06:57,744 And it's Valentine's Day. 182 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,915 Oh, but she's projectile vomiting. 183 00:06:59,971 --> 00:07:01,948 I think I saw a crucifix in there. 184 00:07:01,961 --> 00:07:03,649 She's either sick or possessed. 185 00:07:03,668 --> 00:07:05,526 Either way, I'm in for the night. 186 00:07:05,576 --> 00:07:06,821 Okay, say no more. 187 00:07:06,853 --> 00:07:10,169 I don't care how expensive or non-refundable that meal is, 188 00:07:10,187 --> 00:07:11,651 your child comes first. 189 00:07:11,658 --> 00:07:12,715 I'll make it up to you, 190 00:07:12,753 --> 00:07:14,511 I promise. 191 00:07:15,837 --> 00:07:17,126 Bailed on V-Day? 192 00:07:17,414 --> 00:07:19,266 Yeah. Hey... 193 00:07:19,779 --> 00:07:22,050 you don't feel like sharing 18 courses 194 00:07:22,081 --> 00:07:24,209 of award-winning cuisine with me? 195 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:27,055 Well, I would, but I have a hot date. 196 00:07:27,175 --> 00:07:27,924 Oh. 197 00:07:33,062 --> 00:07:33,843 Ha! 198 00:07:35,265 --> 00:07:35,926 Ha! 199 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,547 You'll never believe it. 200 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:40,231 Turns out Gam Gam has been taking tango lessons 201 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,251 at the senior center. 202 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,391 Except that none of those old crones 203 00:07:43,428 --> 00:07:46,475 can move like Alfredo can. 204 00:07:46,688 --> 00:07:49,078 He's a natural. 205 00:07:49,416 --> 00:07:50,742 What about our tapes? 206 00:07:50,786 --> 00:07:52,744 You're not upset, are you? 207 00:07:52,957 --> 00:07:54,183 Initially, she was. 208 00:07:54,189 --> 00:07:56,486 But then, in that very moment, 209 00:07:56,523 --> 00:07:58,431 Sheila realized what Lisa must have felt 210 00:07:58,462 --> 00:08:00,565 every time her mother made Malik a sandwich, 211 00:08:00,566 --> 00:08:03,162 gave him a pound, locked it and exploded it, 212 00:08:03,181 --> 00:08:06,134 or made some poorly drawn reference to a Wayans. 213 00:08:06,254 --> 00:08:08,763 Just like Gam Gam, Sheila had been cutting in, 214 00:08:08,781 --> 00:08:10,708 and she shouldn't have been. 215 00:08:10,985 --> 00:08:12,285 Mother. 216 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,187 Lover. Lover. 217 00:08:14,222 --> 00:08:15,118 Mother. 218 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:17,295 So that movie I was so excited about 219 00:08:17,352 --> 00:08:19,341 turned out to be a total drag. 220 00:08:19,347 --> 00:08:21,981 I mean, there wasn't enough caramel corn in the world. 221 00:08:22,244 --> 00:08:23,984 And if it was bad for me, 222 00:08:24,034 --> 00:08:27,367 I could only imagine how much Ryan was suffering. 223 00:08:27,963 --> 00:08:30,522 Hey. You doing okay? 224 00:08:30,642 --> 00:08:32,448 Mother. Lover. 225 00:08:32,873 --> 00:08:33,524 Lover. 226 00:08:33,793 --> 00:08:34,674 Not really. 227 00:08:34,707 --> 00:08:37,366 Mother. Lover. 228 00:08:37,486 --> 00:08:39,824 - Lover. - It's just so... 229 00:08:39,831 --> 00:08:42,308 Confusing? Pretentious? Terrible? 230 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,320 So... 231 00:08:43,354 --> 00:08:45,637 There are lots of things I thought he would say. 232 00:08:45,757 --> 00:08:47,219 But not one of them was... 233 00:08:47,225 --> 00:08:49,159 Beautiful. 234 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,362 It's so beautiful. 235 00:08:57,768 --> 00:08:59,238 Oh, hey, buddy. 236 00:08:59,545 --> 00:09:01,297 Okay, so listen, here's the thing... 237 00:09:01,298 --> 00:09:04,194 due to some unforeseen stuff, 238 00:09:04,738 --> 00:09:06,872 I'm gonna need my meal to go. 239 00:09:06,992 --> 00:09:08,246 To go? 240 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,700 Yeah. I know there's no refund, 241 00:09:09,712 --> 00:09:12,596 so if you could just, you know, wrap it up for me. 242 00:09:12,628 --> 00:09:13,848 Wrap it up? 243 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:16,237 Are you just gonna keep repeating what I say, or... 244 00:09:16,262 --> 00:09:17,182 - Sir. - What? 245 00:09:17,183 --> 00:09:21,074 Chef Julio's 18-course menu isn't a meal. 246 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,328 It's an experience. 247 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,735 Like scaling an icy glacier 248 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,681 or swimming with an endangered sea turtle. 249 00:09:27,682 --> 00:09:30,403 Now how on earth would I wrap that up... 250 00:09:30,523 --> 00:09:31,503 to go? 251 00:09:31,955 --> 00:09:33,525 In 18 little bags? 252 00:09:37,235 --> 00:09:39,348 Okay, listen, I am not a man who's accustomed 253 00:09:39,349 --> 00:09:42,226 to paying $600 for anything I can't drive around in, 254 00:09:42,227 --> 00:09:44,567 so I'm having trouble just walking away from this. 255 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:47,245 And in such a comfortable shoe. 256 00:09:47,657 --> 00:09:48,746 Ha ha. 257 00:09:48,866 --> 00:09:49,916 You know what? 258 00:09:50,273 --> 00:09:53,043 On second thought, I guess I'm eating for two. 259 00:09:55,284 --> 00:09:56,893 If you don't mind. 260 00:09:58,012 --> 00:10:01,071 I had no idea that his ghost was gonna come back 261 00:10:01,072 --> 00:10:03,681 for 45 minutes as an eel. 262 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,038 Was that an eel? 263 00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:07,953 Wait. You didn't love the movie? 264 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,661 I didn't love that movie. 265 00:10:09,662 --> 00:10:12,475 I didn't like that movie, even a little bit. 266 00:10:12,538 --> 00:10:15,660 I thought it was terrible. 267 00:10:16,242 --> 00:10:17,587 I'm sorry I suggested it. 268 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:20,096 How can you say that? It changed my life. 269 00:10:20,462 --> 00:10:21,996 It... 270 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:24,088 there was a 5-minute part 271 00:10:24,106 --> 00:10:25,946 that was nothing but the little boy 272 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,717 staring at a dead fish. 273 00:10:27,837 --> 00:10:30,237 That dead fish was the boy's mother. 274 00:10:30,272 --> 00:10:31,759 How do you know that? 275 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,307 How do you not know that? 276 00:10:33,548 --> 00:10:36,514 Valentine's Day was slipping through our fingers. 277 00:10:36,558 --> 00:10:39,442 Unless Ryan and I could find some common ground. 278 00:10:39,454 --> 00:10:40,236 Hey, how do you... 279 00:10:40,293 --> 00:10:42,726 how do you feel about stopping by Cody's? 280 00:10:42,846 --> 00:10:45,222 I could... I could really use a rager right now. 281 00:10:45,342 --> 00:10:47,737 Come on. We can... 282 00:10:47,993 --> 00:10:50,715 tell his mom how sexy she is. 283 00:10:51,078 --> 00:10:52,573 You go ahead. 284 00:10:54,657 --> 00:10:56,396 I feel like walking the earth. 285 00:11:21,596 --> 00:11:23,266 It's been a while, Mrs. Shay. 286 00:11:23,736 --> 00:11:25,175 Indeed it has. 287 00:11:25,506 --> 00:11:28,196 Indeed it has. 288 00:11:35,382 --> 00:11:36,873 You're amazing, Mrs. Shay. 289 00:11:37,105 --> 00:11:39,552 Easy, Malik. Take it easy. 290 00:11:41,422 --> 00:11:44,012 I missed your chicken salad so much. 291 00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:46,389 I've missed giving it to you. 292 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:49,493 There's only one thing I've missed more than this. 293 00:11:51,426 --> 00:11:52,840 It's Lisa. 294 00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,467 I know. 295 00:11:58,352 --> 00:12:00,760 And I know what you need to do to get her back. 296 00:12:02,124 --> 00:12:05,152 Sheila and Malik weren't the only ones avoiding being seen. 297 00:12:05,272 --> 00:12:08,772 Dallas was spending her Valentine's Day hiding in the shadows. 298 00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:09,882 Hello? 299 00:12:10,357 --> 00:12:12,896 - Dallas? - Tessa, is that you? 300 00:12:13,122 --> 00:12:15,888 It's really dark in here. Do you mind if I... 301 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,427 Freeze! 302 00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:19,692 I'm just not in the mood for direct lighting. 303 00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:22,438 Okay. I was on a date with Ryan tonight. 304 00:12:22,558 --> 00:12:26,886 And the whole thing was my idea, 305 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:29,300 but I realized halfway through I didn't like it, 306 00:12:29,301 --> 00:12:31,472 and he really liked it, 307 00:12:31,948 --> 00:12:35,013 and he got all mad at me because I wasn't into it. 308 00:12:35,056 --> 00:12:37,665 If we're talkin' about what I think we're talkin' about, 309 00:12:37,785 --> 00:12:40,392 if they can't get you there even once, 310 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,595 their whole world comes crashing down. 311 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,471 And it's like, we understand. 312 00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,349 I'm talking about a movie. 313 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,988 Oh. Then I don't know what his problem is. 314 00:12:48,989 --> 00:12:51,473 Just because we didn't have the same exact experience, 315 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,163 he got mad and he walked away. 316 00:12:54,964 --> 00:12:57,637 And now I'm alone on Valentine's Day. 317 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:01,207 Y'all are discovering you have differences. 318 00:13:01,821 --> 00:13:03,459 That doesn't mean it's the end. 319 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,030 It means it's a beginning. 320 00:13:05,231 --> 00:13:06,006 It does? 321 00:13:06,031 --> 00:13:07,864 Yes. You're learning how to navigate 322 00:13:07,883 --> 00:13:11,806 through the lumps and the bumps and the flaky parts, 323 00:13:11,926 --> 00:13:13,641 and the... swollen sections, 324 00:13:13,761 --> 00:13:16,937 filled with fluids, just beggin' to be lanced. 325 00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:18,283 Okay. Now you're scaring me. 326 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:22,011 What I'm trying to say is, go find your man. 327 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,726 I will if you will. 328 00:13:25,046 --> 00:13:26,985 You know what? You're right. 329 00:13:27,236 --> 00:13:28,600 George would love me 330 00:13:28,606 --> 00:13:30,690 whether I looked like Charlize Theron 331 00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:32,924 or Charlize Theron in "Monster." 332 00:13:33,044 --> 00:13:34,438 Right? 333 00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:39,242 And you tried icing it? 334 00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:42,402 Whoo. That was a workout. 335 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:43,722 I'll tell you, Fred Shay, 336 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:46,456 you have the tango touch. 337 00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:50,917 Well. What have we here? 338 00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:53,745 In keeping with the Spanish theme of our evening, 339 00:13:53,746 --> 00:13:56,749 I have made some mini churros with chocolate sauce. 340 00:13:56,812 --> 00:13:59,183 Mrs. Shay. What decadence. 341 00:13:59,202 --> 00:14:01,060 Keep it in your pants, Fred. They're oven-baked. 342 00:14:01,098 --> 00:14:03,644 Though I did use a heavy hand on the cinnamon shaker. 343 00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:05,440 So... oh. Well. Ow! 344 00:14:05,476 --> 00:14:06,222 Oh. 345 00:14:06,253 --> 00:14:08,592 I think all that abrazo-ing is causing me to cramp up. 346 00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:11,771 Oh, sorry, honey. Excuse me. Allow me. 347 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,922 - Oh! Boy. - Is it too deep? 348 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,250 Nope. You get in there, Gam Gam. 349 00:14:16,287 --> 00:14:18,602 Oh, you dig as deep as you dare. 350 00:14:18,722 --> 00:14:20,829 Oh, that's the stuff. 351 00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,244 Oh. 352 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,158 Aah. 353 00:14:24,728 --> 00:14:25,762 Ooh. 354 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,738 Malik. What a surprise. 355 00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:31,097 Oh. 356 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:34,437 Oh... oh, yes. How's that feel? 357 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,540 Sheila wasn't the only one losing her appetite. 358 00:14:36,574 --> 00:14:37,960 Aah... 359 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,523 For your 15th course, 360 00:14:39,543 --> 00:14:42,845 we present a pork belly and veal tongue hash, 361 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,218 finished with shards of micro-beak 362 00:14:45,262 --> 00:14:47,778 - in a freshly lambed foam. - Lambed? 363 00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:49,154 Did you... 364 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,707 It's a verb? Lambed? "To lamb"? 365 00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:52,957 Who lambed it? 366 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:53,590 I did. 367 00:14:53,621 --> 00:14:55,004 I lambed it this morning. 368 00:14:57,951 --> 00:15:01,267 It was an honor to watch you lamb it. 369 00:15:02,106 --> 00:15:03,266 You're very lucky. 370 00:15:03,745 --> 00:15:05,101 You're very lucky. 371 00:15:08,444 --> 00:15:12,535 Guys, my girl used to look at me just like that. 372 00:15:12,591 --> 00:15:14,756 Made me feel like number one. Right? 373 00:15:15,018 --> 00:15:16,520 It feels good. 374 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,891 Yeah, but tonight, she totally... 375 00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:20,786 bailed on me, 376 00:15:20,974 --> 00:15:23,401 so here I am feeling like number two... 377 00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:29,846 Right? Did you get it? Number two? 378 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,298 We get it. 379 00:15:31,323 --> 00:15:32,474 Yeah. 380 00:15:32,543 --> 00:15:36,364 Okay. Don't mind me. I'm just drunk and lonely. 381 00:15:36,365 --> 00:15:37,379 George. 382 00:15:37,717 --> 00:15:40,625 Hey! That's her. That's my girlfriend. 383 00:15:40,626 --> 00:15:42,691 - The most beautiful girl in the world. - Shh. Shh. 384 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,680 Underneath the bag. 385 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,339 George. George, come here. 386 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,236 Hey. 387 00:15:50,711 --> 00:15:52,764 Hey, I didn't wanna leave you here all alone. 388 00:15:52,776 --> 00:15:54,622 But let's just slip out without making a scene. 389 00:15:54,659 --> 00:15:56,987 Okay. Hey, take a good look, folks! 390 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,581 But hands off! 391 00:15:58,964 --> 00:16:01,229 This sweet gal is mine! 392 00:16:01,349 --> 00:16:02,843 Come on. 393 00:16:05,638 --> 00:16:06,708 This better be good, mother. 394 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,953 I just got to the valley forge section, 395 00:16:07,954 --> 00:16:10,568 and there is a riveting passage about gangrene. 396 00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:12,689 Hey, Lisa. 397 00:16:12,921 --> 00:16:14,659 Mother, would you please show this gentleman to the door 398 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:16,800 and tell him that I do not wish to be disturbed again? 399 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,070 Young lady, I think you have shown 400 00:16:19,089 --> 00:16:21,110 quite enough attitude today. 401 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,792 Now if you can't be polite to Malik, 402 00:16:22,823 --> 00:16:25,364 then I am gonna take away your library privileges. 403 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,634 You know what, Mrs. Shay? 404 00:16:26,665 --> 00:16:28,260 Maybe you should back off. 405 00:16:28,466 --> 00:16:29,755 Excuse me? 406 00:16:29,787 --> 00:16:31,652 I'm sick of hearing the way you talk to Lisa. 407 00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:34,704 She doesn't deserve that tone. Nobody does. 408 00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:36,619 I hardly think it is your place 409 00:16:36,644 --> 00:16:38,333 to tell me how to talk to my own daughter. 410 00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:39,791 You know what? That's where you're wrong. 411 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,367 You're the one who's always putting your nose 412 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,420 where it doesn't belong, like in our relationship. 413 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:44,658 You know what else? 414 00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:48,031 Your "chicken salad"? Yeah, it ain't all that, mama. 415 00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:49,183 Well, if that is how you feel, 416 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,879 then I agree with Lisa. You'd better go. 417 00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:54,789 You are no longer welcome in my home, Mr. Lafrique. 418 00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:10,825 Hey. 419 00:17:11,538 --> 00:17:13,597 I thought you were out walking the earth. 420 00:17:13,847 --> 00:17:15,561 I came looking for you. 421 00:17:16,181 --> 00:17:18,227 It is Valentine's Day. 422 00:17:20,955 --> 00:17:22,044 This couch is wet. 423 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,865 That's 'cause Cody's mom threw up on it a few minutes ago. 424 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,657 I'm sorry I walked out on you. 425 00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:30,704 If that movie taught me anything, 426 00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:33,394 it's that we have to forgive those in the darkness 427 00:17:33,632 --> 00:17:35,678 who don't yet see the light. 428 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,756 Yeah. 429 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,189 And... 430 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,117 I know, in a surprise turn of events, 431 00:17:48,123 --> 00:17:50,850 that you liked that movie and I didn't. 432 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,615 But maybe that's hat makes us a cool couple. 433 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,668 We're unpredictable. 434 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:57,895 Yeah. 435 00:17:58,126 --> 00:17:59,922 And we're both super good looking. 436 00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:07,598 Happy Valentine's Day. 437 00:18:07,642 --> 00:18:09,701 Happy Valentine's Day. 438 00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:11,458 Okay. So... 439 00:18:11,984 --> 00:18:13,410 what was that part 440 00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:16,889 where the masked guy is bowing to the horse statue about? 441 00:18:17,245 --> 00:18:18,628 That was about war. 442 00:18:18,748 --> 00:18:20,592 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 443 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,970 What about the monkey running through the art museum? 444 00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:24,559 That was about freedom. 445 00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:28,144 Whoa. Who knew? 446 00:18:31,065 --> 00:18:32,467 Oh, man. 447 00:18:32,587 --> 00:18:35,639 I think I exceeded the daily allowance 448 00:18:35,645 --> 00:18:38,097 of animal colon tonight. 449 00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,323 You know what? I know I did. 450 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,594 Okay. Easy does it. Almost there. 451 00:18:41,714 --> 00:18:43,672 Dallas, you know I mean this 452 00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:46,118 in the most respectful way possible, 453 00:18:46,362 --> 00:18:48,702 but you're kind of reminding me of a serial killer right now. 454 00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,190 You gotta show me what's under the bag. 455 00:18:50,203 --> 00:18:52,979 I will. I just wanna make sure you don't freak out first. 456 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:55,727 I ate digestive tract tonight, okay? 457 00:18:55,746 --> 00:18:57,297 Nothing's gonna make me freak out. 458 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,905 Just tell me what's going on. 459 00:18:58,949 --> 00:19:01,895 Okay. I had a... procedure 460 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,266 that went a bit awry. 461 00:19:04,579 --> 00:19:06,217 How awry? 462 00:19:06,218 --> 00:19:08,145 Uh... 463 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,572 Okay. 464 00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:15,122 Wow. 465 00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:17,849 What did... 466 00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:19,544 Okay. 467 00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:21,665 You know... 468 00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:24,137 Ooh, wow. 469 00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:27,033 It's bad, isn't it? It's really bad. 470 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,553 You... you don't have to change yourself. 471 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:29,804 Anything about yourself. 472 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:33,076 You're... to me, you're so sexy, and... and... 473 00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:40,415 And beautiful, and... 474 00:19:42,066 --> 00:19:43,405 Oh, God. 475 00:19:43,525 --> 00:19:44,525 - George? - Mm-hmm. 476 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:47,490 You were just tellin' me that I'm sexy and beautiful. 477 00:19:47,528 --> 00:19:48,491 I... I was and I will, 478 00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:50,512 just... 479 00:19:50,632 --> 00:19:52,326 Oh, God, this isn't about you, I swear. 480 00:19:52,327 --> 00:19:55,561 It's all the intestines in my... intestines. 481 00:19:57,407 --> 00:19:58,708 Excuse me. 482 00:20:01,304 --> 00:20:02,662 Are you sure it's not me? 483 00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:04,782 Love, thankfully, is resilient. 484 00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:05,815 It can continue to thrive 485 00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,698 in the most unlikely circumstances. 486 00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:08,799 Malik? 487 00:20:10,144 --> 00:20:11,264 Hey. 488 00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:13,192 Um... 489 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,202 thanks for standing up to my mother. 490 00:20:18,422 --> 00:20:20,893 It felt really good to have you on my side. 491 00:20:21,713 --> 00:20:24,866 And if you're still willing to give us another chance... 492 00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:28,244 I want to. 493 00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:30,152 Really? 494 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,466 Really. 495 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,195 Happy almost-Presidents' Day. 496 00:20:50,605 --> 00:20:52,150 Mr. Shay? 497 00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:54,640 In tango, one doesn't ask. 498 00:20:54,684 --> 00:20:56,060 One takes. 499 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:01,953 But what about mi madre? 500 00:21:02,073 --> 00:21:03,956 Screw Gam Gam. 501 00:21:04,156 --> 00:21:05,921 I told her she can stick her rib eye 502 00:21:05,946 --> 00:21:08,067 where the sun don't shine. 503 00:21:09,074 --> 00:21:10,332 Well, not literally, of course. 504 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,559 I told her good night and that I'd miss her, 505 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:15,117 and to have a safe trip, and let us know she get in ok. 506 00:21:15,155 --> 00:21:17,150 But she knew what I meant. 507 00:21:24,986 --> 00:21:32,986 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne - - www.addic7ed.com -