1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:02,893 - These are my guys right here. - [Sighs, grunts] 2 00:00:03,018 --> 00:00:03,994 Oh, it's wonderful. 3 00:00:04,119 --> 00:00:06,097 - Oh, stay back! - Oh, dude. 4 00:00:06,222 --> 00:00:08,199 The Booty cheeks in here are flagrant. 5 00:00:08,324 --> 00:00:10,844 - They are clapping. - Yes, they are. 6 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:12,469 I think it's time to, uh, home in 7 00:00:12,594 --> 00:00:14,757 on some Valentine's day dates, dudes. 8 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:15,349 Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:16,832 Check out this slut-tress over here, huh? 10 00:00:17,082 --> 00:00:17,875 Oh, my God. 11 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,643 Oh, man, i have never seen anything like it. 12 00:00:19,768 --> 00:00:23,565 She's absolutely obsessed with the male human penis. 13 00:00:23,731 --> 00:00:25,901 And that is awesome, because we have those things. 14 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:28,528 Yeah, last time i checked, i had one, this morning. 15 00:00:28,694 --> 00:00:30,864 Could you save our spot, please? Thank you! 16 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:34,024 Uh-oh, dude alert, flying in. 17 00:00:34,149 --> 00:00:35,619 Pardon the interruption... 18 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,966 Is more than a cool show about sports. 19 00:00:38,091 --> 00:00:38,963 It's also the first words 20 00:00:39,088 --> 00:00:40,654 you heard your future lover spout. 21 00:00:40,998 --> 00:00:42,459 Yeah, what's your girls' story? 22 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:44,044 Are you sponsored by penis, or what? 'cause that's cool. 23 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,879 Are you guys talking to us? 24 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:47,506 Uh, yeah, you idiot. 25 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,073 Of course we are. 26 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:50,641 I feel like some intros are in order. 27 00:00:50,766 --> 00:00:54,478 This rock star to my l-izz-eft is Bl-izz-ake. 28 00:00:54,603 --> 00:00:55,973 And Blizz be sporting 29 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:59,516 one of the most deep-throatable "lap hogs-sah" 30 00:00:59,641 --> 00:01:00,852 in this piece. 31 00:01:01,018 --> 00:01:03,230 - [Pops] - Fantastic. 32 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,255 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 33 00:01:04,380 --> 00:01:05,522 Oh, can't get it out! 34 00:01:05,647 --> 00:01:07,776 We call that the "German house music" 35 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:08,826 right there. 36 00:01:08,951 --> 00:01:10,161 And this tall drink of champagne 37 00:01:10,286 --> 00:01:12,823 over here is the homey Andre. 38 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,992 He will lap you up. 39 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,500 Like a dog drinking water. 40 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:19,037 Oh, he's thirsty. Oh, he's thirsty. 41 00:01:19,203 --> 00:01:21,405 Last, but definitely not gay... 42 00:01:21,530 --> 00:01:22,739 Straight dude. 43 00:01:22,864 --> 00:01:26,336 - My main man Airwolf, aka Adam. - [Howls] 44 00:01:26,502 --> 00:01:28,755 He's the kind of guy that you don't want 45 00:01:28,921 --> 00:01:31,882 to bring home to mom. Tell 'em why. 46 00:01:32,007 --> 00:01:33,343 'cause I'll fuck your mom. 47 00:01:36,637 --> 00:01:38,181 Ah... 48 00:01:38,347 --> 00:01:39,790 [Screams] Ow! 49 00:01:39,915 --> 00:01:41,768 Ow! 50 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:49,401 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 51 00:01:53,946 --> 00:01:55,157 I don't get it. 52 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:58,876 I felt like i played that exactly right. 53 00:01:59,001 --> 00:02:00,996 And she stabbed me in the head. 54 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,079 What can i say? 55 00:02:02,204 --> 00:02:03,647 Another Valentine's day with my boys, 56 00:02:03,772 --> 00:02:06,116 eating heart-shaped pizza from Rancho Cucapizza. 57 00:02:06,241 --> 00:02:07,651 - Yummy. - Oh! 58 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:10,422 Guys, we should be eating Rancho Cuca-penoche. 59 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:11,171 Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:11,296 --> 00:02:13,023 And we did not rehearse that Lisa Loeb song 61 00:02:13,148 --> 00:02:14,925 for five hours not to serenade 62 00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:16,595 our Valentine's day dates, dudes. 63 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:19,848 This is making me sad and i hate being sad. 64 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:21,892 Let's go do something un-sad. 65 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,852 Like watching pornog together on the big screen. 66 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,020 That sounds awesome. 67 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:26,837 No! Don't you understand? 68 00:02:27,104 --> 00:02:29,733 Porno's the reason we don't know how to talk to girls. 69 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:30,900 What? 70 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:32,864 - Pornog... - Thank you. 71 00:02:32,989 --> 00:02:34,511 Is the reason we don't know how to talk to girls anymore. 72 00:02:34,636 --> 00:02:37,647 Okay, it's melted our brains into... 73 00:02:37,772 --> 00:02:39,826 Porn juice or something, i don't know. 74 00:02:39,992 --> 00:02:42,120 But we got to meet real chicks 75 00:02:42,286 --> 00:02:43,687 or else we're never gonna be real men. 76 00:02:43,812 --> 00:02:44,998 Okay, sure. 77 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,523 But where are you supposed to meet real chicks 78 00:02:46,648 --> 00:02:48,835 with 48 hours until the big day? 79 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:49,994 [Computer key clacks] 80 00:02:50,119 --> 00:02:51,838 Realchixxxchat.com. 81 00:02:52,004 --> 00:02:52,897 Webcam girls? Come on. 82 00:02:53,022 --> 00:02:55,383 - This is pornog, right? - Mm-mm. 83 00:02:55,549 --> 00:02:58,470 These are real girls that happen to be online, right? 84 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:01,181 Looking for real guys like us in the real world. 85 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:02,724 Yeah, they're real chicks, they're just sitting there. 86 00:03:02,890 --> 00:03:05,310 Sometimes they're eating food, sometimes they're masturbating. 87 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:08,012 Plus these real chicks are going solo. 88 00:03:08,137 --> 00:03:09,523 Everybody knows it takes two to porno. 89 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,691 - Pardon me, pornog, Blake. - Oh, thank you. 90 00:03:11,857 --> 00:03:13,183 Holy wobbly-woos. 91 00:03:13,308 --> 00:03:15,052 We got bb-dubs. 92 00:03:15,177 --> 00:03:16,120 - [Laughs] - Look out. 93 00:03:16,245 --> 00:03:17,388 We got some dominatrix. 94 00:03:17,513 --> 00:03:19,908 - Muscle babes. - I'm into that. 95 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:21,993 I like vascularity in the breasts. 96 00:03:22,159 --> 00:03:24,395 Oh, check out this girl with the Tina fey glasses. 97 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,040 I wouldn't mind getting in her bossy pants. 98 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:28,399 Stylish, sophisticated. 99 00:03:28,524 --> 00:03:31,086 Says her name is Justanna. 100 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:32,303 - [Key clicks] - Ooh. 101 00:03:32,428 --> 00:03:33,938 Tokens, we love tokens. [Slapping] 102 00:03:34,063 --> 00:03:36,341 She's magnificent! 103 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,608 You know what feels really good? 104 00:03:38,733 --> 00:03:39,678 Tokens. 105 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,211 She's breathtaking. 106 00:03:41,336 --> 00:03:43,948 She's slapping her pussy 107 00:03:44,073 --> 00:03:45,267 elegantly. 108 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,251 Wow, look at all the dudes in this room. 109 00:03:47,376 --> 00:03:49,019 It's a packed house, check it out. 110 00:03:49,144 --> 00:03:50,054 They're all checking a load of her. 111 00:03:50,179 --> 00:03:51,388 I just painted this one, 112 00:03:51,513 --> 00:03:54,818 because i love beautiful lookout points. 113 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,528 Zoiks! She's an art babe! 114 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,662 Methinks I'm in love. 115 00:03:58,787 --> 00:03:59,948 [Chime] 116 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:02,099 Ooh, thanks for the tip, kevinjamesfan6. 117 00:04:02,224 --> 00:04:04,411 Oh, God! These guys are animals. 118 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,902 The next guy to go private 119 00:04:06,027 --> 00:04:08,790 gets to see me paint a masterpiece. 120 00:04:08,956 --> 00:04:09,806 - Go private. - Wait. 121 00:04:09,931 --> 00:04:11,041 It's credit card only though. 122 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:12,377 I don't care. I'm on it, boys. 123 00:04:12,634 --> 00:04:13,920 - Oh, yeah. - That's okay, yeah, baby. 124 00:04:14,169 --> 00:04:15,422 - Wait, wait, wait, wait... - Saving her life. 125 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,756 Before we take the honor 126 00:04:17,172 --> 00:04:18,182 of going private with Justanna, 127 00:04:18,307 --> 00:04:19,516 i wanna make it clear 128 00:04:19,641 --> 00:04:22,086 that we do not crank down 129 00:04:22,211 --> 00:04:23,430 under any circumstances. 130 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,290 We will treat her like a lady. 131 00:04:26,415 --> 00:04:28,894 We will treat her like a real chick. 132 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,062 You know, but what is the definition of "cranking down"? 133 00:04:31,228 --> 00:04:33,030 The definition of "cranking down" is 134 00:04:33,155 --> 00:04:35,859 grabbing your penis and thrusting it 135 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:37,334 until you climax. 136 00:04:37,459 --> 00:04:39,112 Grabbing your penis and thrusting it? Sure. 137 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,337 - Cool, cool. - I promise. 138 00:04:40,462 --> 00:04:42,006 Here we go. [Chime] 139 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:43,840 Ooh, hey, boys. 140 00:04:44,116 --> 00:04:46,710 All: Hey! 141 00:04:46,994 --> 00:04:48,379 Wow, three boys? 142 00:04:48,504 --> 00:04:49,713 So much to love. 143 00:04:49,838 --> 00:04:51,374 Tell me about yourselves. 144 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:54,651 Well, i feel the easiest way to do that would be... 145 00:04:54,776 --> 00:04:57,130 and a three, and a two, and a... 146 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:58,855 All: ♪ you say ♪ 147 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:01,458 ♪ i only hear what i want to ♪ 148 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:02,859 ♪ i don't listen hard ♪ 149 00:05:02,984 --> 00:05:04,495 ♪ i don't pay attention ♪ 150 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:06,130 ♪ to the distance that you're running ♪ 151 00:05:06,255 --> 00:05:07,557 ♪ to anyone, anywhere ♪ 152 00:05:08,089 --> 00:05:11,325 ♪ i don't understand, if you really care ♪ 153 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:16,191 ♪ I'm only hearing negative, no, no, no, no ♪ 154 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:17,841 Here's my trick. It is called... 155 00:05:17,966 --> 00:05:18,909 [Yo-yo hits ground] 156 00:05:19,034 --> 00:05:20,487 "Rocking our baby." 157 00:05:21,102 --> 00:05:23,615 That's our baby right there. 158 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:25,982 And i drop the baby, and then i catch it. 159 00:05:26,107 --> 00:05:27,661 - I will be a great dad. - Whoo! 160 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,038 I mean, as soon as you have him treating you that way... 161 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,488 abusive... you get the heck out of there. 162 00:05:31,613 --> 00:05:32,756 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 163 00:05:32,881 --> 00:05:34,417 - No. What? - Aren't we done? 164 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:35,961 It's not that bad, i guess. 165 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:36,993 I love you so much. 166 00:05:37,118 --> 00:05:38,463 [Groaning] 167 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:40,597 [Slurping] 168 00:05:40,722 --> 00:05:41,898 [Shouts] 169 00:05:42,023 --> 00:05:43,551 Oh, oh! 170 00:05:43,717 --> 00:05:46,194 [Grunting] 171 00:05:48,163 --> 00:05:51,675 All: ♪ you say ♪ 172 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:56,003 ♪ i only hear what i want to ♪ 173 00:05:58,574 --> 00:06:00,684 [Whispers] Stay. 174 00:06:00,809 --> 00:06:01,751 Female announcer: And we'll be back 175 00:06:01,876 --> 00:06:03,989 with more Workaholics. 176 00:06:09,326 --> 00:06:11,162 {pub}Who's crying? 177 00:06:11,328 --> 00:06:13,801 Hey, whoa, whoa, hey, hands where i can see 'em, man. 178 00:06:13,926 --> 00:06:15,667 We said no cranking down! That's part of the agreement. 179 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,085 I'm not cranking down! 180 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:18,076 What the hell's going on in here? 181 00:06:18,201 --> 00:06:19,713 [Wheezy exhale] 182 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,047 Oh, he's trying to hands-free ejack! 183 00:06:21,213 --> 00:06:22,047 - What? - Yeah. 184 00:06:22,172 --> 00:06:23,148 We watched some yoga guy do it 185 00:06:23,273 --> 00:06:24,516 in a video the other day. 186 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:25,918 This is legal. I'm not using hands. 187 00:06:26,043 --> 00:06:27,219 We said cranking down. 188 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:28,220 No, no, not legal. 189 00:06:28,345 --> 00:06:29,681 Slack your bone now, Adam. 190 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,558 I will tell myself when to slack my bone. 191 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:32,767 I'll slack it for you! 192 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:34,019 Oh, you're gonna slack it for me? 193 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,937 Hey, morning, boys. 194 00:06:36,103 --> 00:06:37,863 All: Hey! 195 00:06:37,988 --> 00:06:39,149 Must have fallen asleep. 196 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:40,859 Have you guys been watching me all night? 197 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:43,028 Yeah, well, these two bozos fell asleep, 198 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:46,197 but... I watched you all night long. 199 00:06:46,363 --> 00:06:47,699 That's sweet. 200 00:06:48,031 --> 00:06:49,451 - I dreamt about you. - Yeah. 201 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:52,244 Anyway, i made you breakfast. 202 00:06:52,369 --> 00:06:54,813 I got some toast, some Beerios, 203 00:06:54,938 --> 00:06:57,709 extra carbs for masturbating all day. 204 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,419 You guys are the best, i mean it. 205 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:00,920 We're feeling you too. 206 00:07:01,086 --> 00:07:02,120 So we're gonna go, 'cause we got work, 207 00:07:02,245 --> 00:07:03,521 we're gonna be late. 208 00:07:03,646 --> 00:07:04,841 I'm glad you enjoyed breakfast. See ya. 209 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:05,858 We got computers at work, 210 00:07:05,983 --> 00:07:07,218 we'll see you in 30. 211 00:07:07,384 --> 00:07:08,762 - [Chime] - I don't get it. 212 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,056 Why would realchixxxchat be a forbidden website? 213 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,364 Makes no sense. 214 00:07:12,489 --> 00:07:13,683 The company's only supposed to block pornog. 215 00:07:13,849 --> 00:07:16,269 Does the name realchixxxchat 216 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:18,480 even sound remotely like a porno site? 217 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:20,472 What next? He's gonna block Google? 218 00:07:20,597 --> 00:07:22,734 Because there's two "o"s, and they look like breasts? 219 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,009 That doesn't make any sense. 220 00:07:24,134 --> 00:07:25,820 You can watch all kinds of stuff. 221 00:07:25,986 --> 00:07:26,912 Yes, lord knows, last week, 222 00:07:27,037 --> 00:07:28,180 all we were doing all day 223 00:07:28,305 --> 00:07:30,075 was watching breast-feeding videos. 224 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,050 And those Brazilian kids that were dancing behind each other. 225 00:07:32,175 --> 00:07:33,787 They were like five years old. 226 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,623 Justanna, right now, is going private with a ton of dudes. 227 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,458 Probably rich dudes 228 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,059 who are wearing Aristotle and Ambercrombie & Fidge. 229 00:07:41,184 --> 00:07:42,712 And we're just sitting here all merona-ed out. 230 00:07:42,878 --> 00:07:44,296 Okay, she's a real chick. 231 00:07:44,421 --> 00:07:46,231 So we need to treat her like a real chick 232 00:07:46,356 --> 00:07:47,967 and force her to love us. 233 00:07:48,133 --> 00:07:49,001 - Sure, yeah. - Thank you. 234 00:07:49,126 --> 00:07:50,011 I got it. 235 00:07:50,177 --> 00:07:51,388 But, dude, we can't flex on fools, 236 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,737 if we can't even log on. 237 00:07:52,862 --> 00:07:55,350 Alice's computer accesses pornog. 238 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,185 How do you know that? 239 00:07:57,401 --> 00:08:01,579 Because sometimes... 240 00:08:01,704 --> 00:08:04,373 I masturbate in her office. 241 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:05,617 [Knocks on wall] 242 00:08:05,742 --> 00:08:07,185 Alice, you're not gonna believe this. 243 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:09,739 We just saw your ex-husband in the parking lot. 244 00:08:09,905 --> 00:08:12,190 Ooh! For Valentine's day? 245 00:08:12,315 --> 00:08:13,326 That is so cute. 246 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:15,578 My ex is in the parking lot? 247 00:08:15,744 --> 00:08:17,129 Yeah. 248 00:08:17,254 --> 00:08:19,249 And he's asking for you. 249 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:21,251 He mentioned he had a surprise. It's flowers. 250 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,735 For Valentine's day! Oh, my God! 251 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:25,380 - It makes so much sense! - There are flowers. 252 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:27,507 I haven't seen that jerk in, like, four years. 253 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,175 I wonder who died. Excuse me. 254 00:08:29,341 --> 00:08:30,508 - Yeah. - Okay. 255 00:08:30,633 --> 00:08:31,944 - He probably still loves you. - Yeah. 256 00:08:32,069 --> 00:08:33,511 See what... go, go, go, go. 257 00:08:33,636 --> 00:08:35,547 Justanna better not be showing her milk missiles 258 00:08:35,672 --> 00:08:37,049 to the whole goddamn world. 259 00:08:37,174 --> 00:08:38,393 Men can be such creeps. 260 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,895 Maybe i should go on first, alone. 261 00:08:41,061 --> 00:08:44,889 Mmmmaybe i should probably go on first, 262 00:08:45,014 --> 00:08:47,318 to protect her from assholes like kevinjamesfan6. 263 00:08:47,484 --> 00:08:48,393 - Hmm, no, no. - Excuse me! 264 00:08:48,518 --> 00:08:49,828 - Hmm, no, okay? - Pardon me. 265 00:08:49,953 --> 00:08:51,656 - Pardon moi, all right? - Pardon me. 266 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,365 'cause i think i should take the lead here, boys, 267 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:56,744 because i did mention that i had a question about art. 268 00:08:56,910 --> 00:08:58,536 [Slapping] Hey! 269 00:08:58,661 --> 00:09:00,623 Look who's just in time to see me slap it! 270 00:09:00,789 --> 00:09:03,710 All: Hey! 271 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:12,552 [Under breath] Okay, okay. 272 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,929 I took my time to create a composite 273 00:09:15,095 --> 00:09:16,121 of both of our faces, 274 00:09:16,246 --> 00:09:18,223 so we can see what our child would look like. 275 00:09:18,348 --> 00:09:19,324 Bad dad. 276 00:09:19,449 --> 00:09:20,852 I'm calling him Justsven. 277 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:22,094 He's got your eyes and my mouth. 278 00:09:22,219 --> 00:09:23,261 Oh, very homely. 279 00:09:23,386 --> 00:09:25,023 Bad genes, bad genes. 280 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,931 Oh, I've always wanted a little boy. 281 00:09:27,056 --> 00:09:29,034 Well, you got one! He's got your eyes. 282 00:09:29,159 --> 00:09:30,278 And also, I'd love to take you 283 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,836 to lookout point of Rancho Cucamonga. 284 00:09:31,961 --> 00:09:33,615 - Okay, excuse me. - Romantic. 285 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,273 Actually, we said one topic per. 286 00:09:35,398 --> 00:09:36,508 - So it's my turn. - It's romantic. 287 00:09:36,633 --> 00:09:37,911 And i would like to ask you 288 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,045 to wobble your noobs back and forth, 289 00:09:40,170 --> 00:09:41,413 so i can ejaculate in my pants. 290 00:09:41,538 --> 00:09:42,647 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey! 291 00:09:42,772 --> 00:09:44,082 Hold your "horse-ti-cles," okay? 292 00:09:44,207 --> 00:09:45,168 We said no masturbating! 293 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,518 I'm not masturbating. 294 00:09:46,643 --> 00:09:48,120 And actually we said, "no cranking down." 295 00:09:48,245 --> 00:09:49,672 And I'm not cranking down. 296 00:09:49,838 --> 00:09:52,024 I'm just trying to secrete my love to you... 297 00:09:52,149 --> 00:09:53,516 - Stop it. - Without using hands. 298 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:54,859 That's enough. 299 00:09:54,984 --> 00:09:56,294 And that's not creepy. 300 00:09:56,419 --> 00:09:57,722 Go ahead and put your blouse back on, hon. 301 00:09:57,954 --> 00:09:59,031 - I have a question about art. - [Blubbers lips] 302 00:09:59,156 --> 00:10:00,499 Okay? Will you paint me nude? 303 00:10:00,624 --> 00:10:01,933 All right, all right, 304 00:10:02,058 --> 00:10:02,967 that actually could be the one I'm doing. 305 00:10:03,092 --> 00:10:03,978 Stop it! 306 00:10:04,144 --> 00:10:05,137 You're really here. 307 00:10:05,262 --> 00:10:07,372 Look, you hurt me really bad, 308 00:10:07,497 --> 00:10:10,542 but I'm willing to give you another cha... 309 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,820 you're my secret admirer? 310 00:10:17,274 --> 00:10:18,816 [Sighs] 311 00:10:18,941 --> 00:10:21,246 Game on. 312 00:10:21,478 --> 00:10:22,487 Does this body work for you? 313 00:10:22,612 --> 00:10:24,122 It's actually very hard. 314 00:10:24,247 --> 00:10:25,583 [Overlapping chatter] 315 00:10:25,749 --> 00:10:27,459 - It's very hard. - My body, your face. 316 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,546 Oop! [Clears throat] 317 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,264 Oh, it's... 318 00:10:32,389 --> 00:10:35,009 so... 319 00:10:35,175 --> 00:10:36,000 All: ♪ ohh ♪ 320 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:37,135 ♪ i turned the radio on ♪ 321 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:38,603 ♪ i turned the radio up ♪ 322 00:10:38,728 --> 00:10:40,014 ♪ and this woman was singing my... ♪ 323 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:41,516 That is enough. 324 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,059 ♪ 'cause... ♪ 325 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:47,063 That was not my ex-husband. 326 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,247 You know, i thought that he looked a lot like bill. 327 00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:51,216 I was like, "her ex-husband looks a lot like bill." 328 00:10:51,341 --> 00:10:52,569 - I just put it together. - Yeah. 329 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,186 Jillian! She pranked us. 330 00:10:54,311 --> 00:10:55,446 We all just got joshed. 331 00:10:55,612 --> 00:10:56,988 I do not appreciate it 332 00:10:57,113 --> 00:10:59,091 when people fuck with my personal life. 333 00:10:59,216 --> 00:11:03,228 Now clock out and go home! 334 00:11:03,353 --> 00:11:04,998 ♪ So you think i was naive ♪ 335 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,198 - Now! - Okay, totally. 336 00:11:06,323 --> 00:11:07,417 Very sorry, all right. 337 00:11:12,337 --> 00:11:14,007 {pub}I can't believe i didn't get to say good-bye. 338 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:17,176 Didn't say... dude, we almost lost our jobs today. 339 00:11:17,342 --> 00:11:18,586 Um, i don't think we should be having this conversation 340 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,054 without Justanna. 341 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:21,322 No, we should not, okay? 342 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:22,857 We need to actually just stop 343 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:24,684 this whole Justanna addiction. 344 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,853 I'm sorry, but someone's got to be the adult here. 345 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,271 Where are you going? 346 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:29,497 I'm going for a rip on my Bianchi. 347 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:30,631 What's it look like? 348 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:31,983 I got to blow some steam off. 349 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,067 So what? 350 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,694 You just take a dump on my dreams, then you leave? 351 00:11:36,381 --> 00:11:38,406 It's what i do best. 352 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,241 - [Door shuts] - That guy. 353 00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:42,035 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 354 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,478 Both: Let's go... 355 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:44,454 - Get his laptop. - Make a salami sandwich. 356 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,313 You know, it's crazy, 357 00:11:46,438 --> 00:11:47,382 from up here, Rancho Cucamonga seems 358 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,958 like a small town. 359 00:11:49,124 --> 00:11:51,151 You know, someday, this city could be all ours? 360 00:11:51,276 --> 00:11:54,339 Oh, it's just so beautiful up here, Anders. 361 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,956 Actually, um... 362 00:11:56,081 --> 00:11:57,392 I've got a hard on. 363 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,627 Oh, well, then why don't you pull it out 364 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,629 and stroke it and... 365 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:04,098 I'll turn my pussy into a glove. 366 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,033 [Guffaws] Okay, all right. 367 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,035 God, you're such a real chick. 368 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,062 I love it. 369 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,405 Now, if we do this, 370 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,173 i would love for you to call me your fav. 371 00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:14,509 Call me Dave, your fav. 372 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:15,543 [Clattering] 373 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,362 No, David, your favor-ID. 374 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,738 - Hey, David! - What? 375 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,448 Okay, say I'm your Valentine. 376 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:22,033 We knew you'd be at lookout point. 377 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,410 How cliche can you get, you backstabbing slut? 378 00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:26,220 Oh, you said no cranking down. 379 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:27,221 You're such a hypothetical. 380 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,665 You're a hypothetic. 381 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:29,916 Yep, and disgusting. 382 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,959 Hey, guys, i told him to pull it out. 383 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,586 Hey, Justanna, the men are talking. 384 00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:36,564 So that whole song and dance about breaking up 385 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,623 was all a bunch of baloney sandwich meat? 386 00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:40,690 - It's my laptop! - Your laptop? 387 00:12:40,815 --> 00:12:42,537 - It's my laptop. - Your laptop? 388 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,390 More like, soar, laptop! 389 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,100 Justanna! 390 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,434 What have you done? 391 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,644 I immediately regret doing that. 392 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,479 - I'm sorry about that. - Look at us! 393 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,947 We're supposed to be in this together! 394 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,381 Hey, dorks! 395 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:55,683 Shut up! 396 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,485 I'm trying to finish this "v" day 397 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,237 with a BJ! 398 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:00,688 High school BJs, dude. 399 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,115 - Miss 'em. - [Blubbers lips] 400 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,191 I got like... 401 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:05,785 I never got one. 402 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,662 That's what time travel is gonna be for. 403 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,164 All: Hey! 404 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:11,231 Shh! [Book cart squeaking] 405 00:13:11,356 --> 00:13:12,583 Oh, hey, boys. 406 00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:14,001 [Whispers] We're hoping 407 00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:17,371 that you would join us in real life, 408 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:18,806 in reality, 409 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,207 uh, for Valentine's day. 410 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,509 Just the four of us. 411 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:22,944 [Beep] 412 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,679 Wait, i just put in $500 worth of time the other day. 413 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,431 Why don't you just put in a little more, okay? 414 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,282 Because i can't, my credit card's maxed out. 415 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:29,517 I bought a laptop. 416 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,769 What kind of Bobo credit card do you have? 417 00:13:31,935 --> 00:13:32,887 It's not Bobo, it's Discover, 418 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:33,955 and it pays to, okay? 419 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,273 Doesn't seem like it. 420 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:36,958 'cause you're the one who maxed it out, 421 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,350 trying to hands-free Jack when... really? 422 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:40,570 That's a worthy endeavor. 423 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,630 [Whispers] You don't have the mental bandwidth 424 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,131 to pull that off, playboy. 425 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:45,165 I don't have the mental bandwidth? 426 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,501 No. 427 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,411 You have no idea how wide my band is. 428 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:49,621 - It's like a cat's tail. - You know what? 429 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,438 I'll hands-free right now. Watch, in public. 430 00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:52,597 - Go for it. - Watch, I'm doin' it. 431 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:53,958 I'm at half-mast already. 432 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,252 - Hey, fellas. - I'm gonna blow in a minute. 433 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,812 If you could be quiet for one minute, 434 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,130 i will explode in my pants. 435 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,381 - Cool it! - People will see you. 436 00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:01,482 Okay, there's a lot of pressure here. 437 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,967 There's too much pressure. 438 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,552 I need you, i need my dude crew, right now. 439 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,721 Because I'm gonna ask her if we can go private 440 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,389 for free, all right? Just for a second. 441 00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:11,309 - Just for your daddies. - No, I'm not allowed. 442 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:12,560 [Slaps desk] Okay. 443 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,228 You've got to be kidding me. What? 444 00:14:14,394 --> 00:14:15,429 That was fun! 445 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,765 All right, kevinjamesfan6 says, 446 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:18,900 "pay up or shut up. 447 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,003 Now start beating your bread box"? 448 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,337 - Oh, you don't... - That's our girl! 449 00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:24,655 You don't talk to our woman like that! 450 00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:26,073 All: Tell him to... 451 00:14:26,838 --> 00:14:29,786 - Uh... - Mm... 452 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:30,845 What did we say to that one guy? 453 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,163 We were leaving the bar... 454 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,015 - You said... - No, and i said, 455 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,000 - "oh, suck it." - Yes! 456 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,553 I said "suck it." With, like, three "u"s though, 457 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:39,587 so he knows we mean business. 458 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:40,955 Anna! I'm being told 459 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,256 there's someone in your chat room 460 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,391 hassling customers, is that right? 461 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,193 Well, block him, and get back to slapping it! 462 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,194 Now! 463 00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:48,362 [Door shuts] 464 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:49,722 [Beep] 465 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:50,723 - Banned? - What? 466 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,568 Fu-u-u-u-udge! 467 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,402 Uh, Superfudge. 468 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:56,704 Judy Blume. 469 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,649 It's a... literary classic. 470 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:07,532 {pub}So, according to my credit card bill, 471 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,325 this is the real chick's chat office. 472 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,369 We just need to be some polite-ass dudes, 473 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,921 charm the fuck out of the secretary. 474 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,038 Oh! 475 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,622 She'll probably tell us where Justanna lives. 476 00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:16,856 Yeah, then we can tell 'em 477 00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:17,991 about that abusive boyfriend dude. 478 00:15:18,116 --> 00:15:19,526 That's right. 479 00:15:19,651 --> 00:15:20,727 And then we can have Justanna move in with us, 480 00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:21,648 for at least Valentine's day. 481 00:15:21,773 --> 00:15:22,748 What? You're leaving? No, stay. 482 00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:23,835 No, i thought you would have left already. 483 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,425 I thought i could leave, but i was wrong. 484 00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:29,069 Mm! Drama. 485 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,604 Girlfriend, please. 486 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:32,098 Have you guys seen Entourage? 487 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,267 His name's "drama," he's funny. 488 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,242 I think he's, like, the funny one. 489 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,477 Oh, my God. 490 00:15:36,643 --> 00:15:37,611 You guys. 491 00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:38,980 You guys, we had it all wrong. 492 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,232 Realchixxxchat is like a giant sex prison. 493 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,282 Our plan just shape-shifted. 494 00:15:42,407 --> 00:15:43,484 We got to save these girls, man. 495 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,918 We got to go find Anna, and then we got 496 00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:47,280 to open up a battered-women's shelter. 497 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,223 - At our house, preferably. - I say we split up, 498 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,658 just in case one of us gets caught or something. 499 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:51,691 I'll go this way. Psych. 500 00:15:51,816 --> 00:15:53,693 I'm going this way. Justanna! 501 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:55,413 Justanna! Justanna! 502 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:56,763 I saved your life. 503 00:15:56,888 --> 00:15:58,232 You're free! Run! 504 00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,733 Come on, you're free! Get out of here! 505 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:00,734 Justanna? 506 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:01,961 Oh, hey! Damn, girl. 507 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,087 Hey, just... oh, I'm sorry. 508 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,630 Justanna? 509 00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:06,215 You're free to go, okay? Get out of here. 510 00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:07,774 [Clears throat] Excuse me, 511 00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:09,510 uh, I'm looking for Justanna. 512 00:16:09,676 --> 00:16:11,137 - I was gonna free her. - Justanna? 513 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,096 Yeah, i mean, I'll free you too. 514 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,097 See, it's no big deal. 515 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,432 - God, boy! - Jeez! 516 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,975 Get back here and suck my dick. 517 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,184 - Justanna! - Strong! 518 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,604 You're free, go. Go, tan! 519 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,855 Go tan! It's still sunny out! 520 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:21,856 Holy shit! 521 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,691 Suck it. 522 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:24,758 Oh! Come on, let's go! 523 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:25,985 You don't have to be here anymore. 524 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,994 [Screams] Hey! My show! My tips! 525 00:16:28,119 --> 00:16:29,429 - Motherfucker! - Ow! 526 00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:32,366 - You get your ass out! - Ow! Ow! Oh, Jesus! 527 00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:33,367 Justanna! 528 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,402 - Oh! - Justanna! 529 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,288 Oh, my God! We're gonna come back for you guys. 530 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,738 We're gonna free those... you. 531 00:16:38,863 --> 00:16:41,083 - Justanna! - Yeah, it's on now! 532 00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:42,276 Animals. 533 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,478 - [Slow clapping] - Were they chasing you? 534 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:47,648 Justanna? 535 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:48,716 Nope. 536 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,593 Just me. 537 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:51,818 Great job, fellas. 538 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,720 Trespassing and possibly assault. 539 00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:55,348 Cops will love that. 540 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,690 No, the cops are gonna love you. 541 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,649 Because you're running a sex trafficking business. 542 00:16:59,142 --> 00:17:00,194 Sex trafficking? 543 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,562 I'm on the board of the chamber of commerce, fellas. 544 00:17:01,728 --> 00:17:03,363 Well, then you let her out of that chamber! 545 00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:05,365 Of commerce. 546 00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:06,667 Hey, look, man, all right? 547 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,861 Justanna's our sweetheart, okay? 548 00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:10,321 She's everybody's sweetheart. 549 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,114 We're not leaving without her. 550 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,209 Okay, I'll call her in. 551 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,410 Anna? 552 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,877 [Busy signal beeping] 553 00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:19,479 Anna? 554 00:17:19,604 --> 00:17:21,215 I don't know how to work the phone. 555 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,833 So maybe we should just go to her. 556 00:17:22,999 --> 00:17:24,218 Ooh, that's naughty. 557 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,285 You're bad. 558 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,354 - Here we go. - Justanna! 559 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:28,488 It's me! It's us! 560 00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:29,590 Hey! Hey! 561 00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:30,841 - Hands off! - Okay. 562 00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:33,159 These guys came here to rescue you, Anna. 563 00:17:33,284 --> 00:17:35,346 They said you're their sweetheart. 564 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,464 What are you guys doing here? 565 00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,600 Uh... 566 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,268 Well, if you must know, 567 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,646 we think we're falling for you, babe. 568 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,214 Like, in the love way. 569 00:17:45,339 --> 00:17:46,973 Blake, you guys don't even know me. 570 00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:49,376 I think we actually know a lot about you. 571 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:52,238 There's a little twinkle in your eye, 572 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,782 you have those cute little glasses, 573 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,617 and the way you smack your pussy. 574 00:17:56,783 --> 00:17:57,910 Okay, well, what you don't know is 575 00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,996 that three babies crawled out of here. 576 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,081 But what about the paintings? Your art? 577 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,208 You can't just flush your dreams down the toilet. 578 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:07,003 The art is just a gimmick. Keith paints these. 579 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,713 You like 'em, right? Cool paintings? 580 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,163 No, they're bad, they're terrible. 581 00:18:10,288 --> 00:18:12,925 It's like a stupid, dumb baby drew 'em. 582 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:15,068 - Oh, a dumb baby drew this? - Dumb little baby. 583 00:18:15,193 --> 00:18:16,994 You're showing your ignorance of composition. 584 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,389 Okay, so we're here 585 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,474 because you're the happiest, most joyful person 586 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,226 that we've ever shared our lives with. 587 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,145 And we want to share the rest of our lives with you. 588 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,230 I've been in and out of psych wards my whole life. 589 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,915 You guys just don't want to be alone 590 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,068 on another Valentine's day. 591 00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:32,737 - [Chuckles] - That's... 592 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,613 - yeah, that's it, sure. - Okay. 593 00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:37,223 I tell you what. 594 00:18:37,348 --> 00:18:40,453 How about tonight, and tonight only, 595 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:44,398 i come, uh, hang out with you guys? 596 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:47,934 What do you say? 597 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,571 Three giant babies crawled through that vagina hole? 598 00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:53,215 - Oh, man. - Pass! 599 00:18:53,381 --> 00:18:54,441 And she was committed? 600 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,302 So she's, like, a nuts person? 601 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,345 Oh, yeah, let's not forget the most important thing. 602 00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,805 She wasn't an artist, okay? 603 00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:00,947 Deal breaker. 604 00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:02,316 - Not for me. - Right, sure. 605 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,717 It was more the crazy thing 606 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,978 and all the babies crawling out of her vag. 607 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:07,321 Thought she was an artist, and she lied to us. 608 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,190 Three gross little things. 609 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,691 Can we get two kamikazes? 610 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,292 But... 611 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,738 She did teach us how to talk to real chicks. 612 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,164 Yeah. Yeah. 613 00:19:18,289 --> 00:19:20,993 Yo! Hey, what's up? 614 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,569 How about i intro you birds 615 00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,705 to my main man Der-kenstock over there? 616 00:19:24,871 --> 00:19:25,772 Over here! 617 00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:27,249 We call him the plumber, 618 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:31,277 because he will straight fix your leaky pipes. 619 00:19:31,544 --> 00:19:33,589 He ain't lyin'. Speaking of lion... 620 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,482 My main man with the mane, ma'am, 621 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,009 this is Blake, ma'am. 622 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,260 Hung like a rhino, 623 00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:40,320 and educated about women's bodies, 624 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,456 like a gyno... cologist. 625 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:43,557 - Floop! - That was good. 626 00:19:43,723 --> 00:19:45,267 That was really good, Ders. 627 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:48,395 - "Like a gynecologist." - That's a vaginal doctor. 628 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,263 - Right. - That's him. 629 00:19:50,388 --> 00:19:51,698 I can hear that, i can hear that. 630 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,099 - That's checking out. - Yeah, it is. 631 00:19:53,224 --> 00:19:56,654 And last, but definitely not gay... 632 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,239 - Mm-mm. - No can do. 633 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,106 - Pew-pew! Pew-pew! - We got Adam. 634 00:20:00,231 --> 00:20:02,326 And why don't you ladies go ahead and give him a hand? 635 00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:04,411 Because he doesn't need one. 636 00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:06,413 Oh, we're doing that? Oh, we're doing that right now? 637 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,547 Bring it on, man. 638 00:20:07,672 --> 00:20:09,500 I think i can handle that. 639 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,150 - [Groans] - [Whistles] 640 00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:14,521 [Grunts] Oh, I'm at half-mast already. 641 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,656 - Get it, boy. - Hoo! Hoo! 642 00:20:16,923 --> 00:20:18,692 Papa came to play. Papa came to play. 643 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,887 He's hands-free masturbating in front of you. 644 00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,472 Oh, it's working! It's actually... 645 00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:25,499 - oh! - Whoa! Oh! Oh! 646 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:26,517 All right. 647 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,185 You got me wet. 648 00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:32,726 How about i return the Favreau, John? 649 00:20:32,851 --> 00:20:33,663 - Nice. - Oh! 650 00:20:33,788 --> 00:20:36,330 - He's a direct... - Hey, what are you doing? 651 00:20:36,455 --> 00:20:37,110 Whoa, man, okay. 652 00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,645 What do you say we just go home 653 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:39,946 and boot up some porno? 654 00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,214 Yeah, I'd love to. 655 00:20:41,339 --> 00:20:42,533 We don't have a laptop, remember? 656 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,844 Wild Things is on Starz at 8:50. 657 00:20:47,561 --> 00:20:50,416 - That's a date. - It's been a while since we've seen it.