1 00:00:02,092 --> 00:00:04,363 These are my guys right here. 2 00:00:04,434 --> 00:00:05,554 [Sighs, grunts] 3 00:00:05,598 --> 00:00:08,079 - Oh, stay back! - Oh, dude. 4 00:00:08,115 --> 00:00:10,452 The Booty cheeks in here are flagrant. 5 00:00:10,471 --> 00:00:12,991 - They are clapping. - Yes, they are. 6 00:00:13,033 --> 00:00:16,821 I think it's time to, uh, home in on some Valentine's day dates, dudes. 7 00:00:16,846 --> 00:00:17,402 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:17,419 --> 00:00:18,940 Check out this slut-tress over here, huh? 9 00:00:18,979 --> 00:00:19,772 Oh, my God. 10 00:00:19,792 --> 00:00:21,578 Oh, man, I have never seen anything like it. 11 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:25,267 She's absolutely obsessed with the male human penis. 12 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,861 And that is awesome, because we have those things. 13 00:00:27,909 --> 00:00:30,432 Yeah, last time I checked, I had one, this morning. 14 00:00:30,454 --> 00:00:32,624 Could you save our spot, please? Thank you! 15 00:00:33,089 --> 00:00:36,681 Uh-oh, dude alert, flying in. 16 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,128 Pardon the interruption... 17 00:00:38,145 --> 00:00:39,908 Is more than a cool show about sports. 18 00:00:39,933 --> 00:00:42,788 It's also the first words you heard your future lover spout. 19 00:00:42,813 --> 00:00:44,139 Yeah, what's your girls' story? 20 00:00:44,158 --> 00:00:46,178 Are you sponsored by penis, or what? 'cause that's cool. 21 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:47,883 Are you guys talking to us? 22 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:49,534 Uh, yeah, you idiot. 23 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:50,520 Of course we are. 24 00:00:50,545 --> 00:00:52,766 I feel like some intros are in order. 25 00:00:52,814 --> 00:00:56,526 This rock star to my I-izz-eft is Bl-izz-ake. 26 00:00:56,733 --> 00:00:57,884 And Blizz be sporting 27 00:00:57,909 --> 00:01:01,864 one of the most deep-throatable "lap hogs-sah" 28 00:01:02,052 --> 00:01:03,058 in this piece. 29 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:05,205 - [Pops] - Fantastic. 30 00:01:05,238 --> 00:01:06,388 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 31 00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:07,552 Oh, can't get it out! 32 00:01:07,576 --> 00:01:10,132 We call that the "German house music" right there. 33 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:14,694 And this tall drink of champagne over here is the homey Andre. 34 00:01:14,706 --> 00:01:16,803 He will lap you up. 35 00:01:16,831 --> 00:01:18,644 Like a dog drinking water. 36 00:01:19,091 --> 00:01:21,072 Oh, he's thirsty. Oh, he's thirsty. 37 00:01:21,103 --> 00:01:23,715 Last, but definitely not gay... 38 00:01:23,759 --> 00:01:24,815 Straight dude. 39 00:01:24,837 --> 00:01:28,712 - My main man Airwolf, aka Adam. - [Howls] 40 00:01:28,743 --> 00:01:31,081 He's the kind of guy that you don't want 41 00:01:31,106 --> 00:01:33,472 to bring home to mom. Tell 'em why. 42 00:01:34,211 --> 00:01:35,821 'Cause I'll fuck your mom. 43 00:01:38,591 --> 00:01:39,510 Ah... 44 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:41,834 [Screams] Ow! 45 00:01:41,981 --> 00:01:43,577 Ow! 46 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:49,083 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 47 00:01:56,038 --> 00:01:57,249 I don't get it. 48 00:01:57,415 --> 00:02:00,490 I felt like I played that exactly right. 49 00:02:01,012 --> 00:02:02,475 And she stabbed me in the head. 50 00:02:02,512 --> 00:02:03,625 What can I say? 51 00:02:03,644 --> 00:02:05,750 Another Valentine's day with my boys, 52 00:02:05,770 --> 00:02:08,831 eating heart-shaped pizza from Rancho Cucapizza. 53 00:02:08,843 --> 00:02:09,795 - Yummy. - Oh! 54 00:02:09,819 --> 00:02:12,322 Guys, we should be eating Rancho Cuca-penoche. 55 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:12,932 Mm-hmm. 56 00:02:12,981 --> 00:02:15,006 And we did not rehearse that Lisa Loeb song 57 00:02:15,028 --> 00:02:18,331 for five hours not to serenade our Valentine's day dates, dudes. 58 00:02:18,359 --> 00:02:22,259 This is making me sad and I hate being sad. 59 00:02:22,456 --> 00:02:24,106 Let's go do something un-sad. 60 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:26,066 Like watching pornog together on the big screen. 61 00:02:26,097 --> 00:02:27,099 That sounds awesome. 62 00:02:27,127 --> 00:02:28,933 No! Don't you understand? 63 00:02:28,958 --> 00:02:31,749 Porno's the reason we don't know how to talk to girls. 64 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:32,785 What? 65 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,771 - Pornog... - Thank you. 66 00:02:34,795 --> 00:02:36,957 Is the reason we don't know how to talk to girls anymore. 67 00:02:36,984 --> 00:02:39,416 Okay, it's melted our brains into... 68 00:02:40,101 --> 00:02:41,981 Porn juice or something, I don't know. 69 00:02:41,999 --> 00:02:43,945 But we got to meet real chicks 70 00:02:43,976 --> 00:02:46,196 or else we're never gonna be real men. 71 00:02:46,227 --> 00:02:47,212 Okay, sure. 72 00:02:47,237 --> 00:02:48,833 But where are you supposed to meet real chicks 73 00:02:48,858 --> 00:02:50,746 with 48 hours until the big day? 74 00:02:50,783 --> 00:02:51,776 [Computer key clacks] 75 00:02:51,885 --> 00:02:53,825 Realchixxxchat.com. 76 00:02:53,850 --> 00:02:55,081 Webcam girls? Come on. 77 00:02:55,105 --> 00:02:57,042 - This is pornog, right? - Mm-mm. 78 00:02:57,067 --> 00:02:57,806 I'm sorry. 79 00:02:57,831 --> 00:03:00,752 These are real girls that happen to be online, right? 80 00:03:00,783 --> 00:03:03,112 Looking for real guys like us in the real world. 81 00:03:03,130 --> 00:03:05,100 Yeah, they're real chicks, they're just sitting there. 82 00:03:05,232 --> 00:03:07,584 Sometimes they're eating food, sometimes they're masturbating. 83 00:03:07,602 --> 00:03:09,832 Plus these real chicks are going solo. 84 00:03:09,863 --> 00:03:11,582 Everybody knows it takes two to porno. 85 00:03:11,605 --> 00:03:13,607 - Pardon me, pornog, Blake. - Oh, thank you. 86 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:15,180 Holy wobbly-woos. 87 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,038 We got bb-dubs. 88 00:03:17,062 --> 00:03:18,005 - [Laughs] - Look out. 89 00:03:18,024 --> 00:03:19,765 We got some dominatrix. 90 00:03:19,804 --> 00:03:22,103 - Muscle babes. - I'm into that. 91 00:03:22,165 --> 00:03:24,084 I like vascularity in the breasts. 92 00:03:24,132 --> 00:03:26,814 Oh, check out this girl with the Tina fey glasses. 93 00:03:27,035 --> 00:03:29,214 I wouldn't mind getting in her bossy pants. 94 00:03:29,284 --> 00:03:30,772 Stylish, sophisticated. 95 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:33,134 Says her name is Justanna. 96 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:34,026 - [Key clicks] - Ooh. 97 00:03:34,044 --> 00:03:36,214 Tokens, we love tokens. [Slapping] 98 00:03:36,234 --> 00:03:38,236 She's magnificent! 99 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,493 You know what feels really good? 100 00:03:40,656 --> 00:03:41,601 Tokens. 101 00:03:41,817 --> 00:03:43,184 She's breathtaking. 102 00:03:43,465 --> 00:03:46,077 She's slapping her pussy 103 00:03:46,346 --> 00:03:47,309 elegantly. 104 00:03:47,359 --> 00:03:49,373 Wow, look at all the dudes in this room. 105 00:03:49,399 --> 00:03:51,195 It's a packed house, check it out. 106 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:52,437 They're all checking a load of her. 107 00:03:52,468 --> 00:03:53,677 I just painted this one, 108 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,396 because I love beautiful lookout points. 109 00:03:56,464 --> 00:03:58,653 Zoiks! She's an art babe! 110 00:03:58,666 --> 00:04:00,243 Methinks I'm in love. 111 00:04:00,901 --> 00:04:01,790 [Chime] 112 00:04:01,815 --> 00:04:04,270 Ooh, thanks for the tip, kevinjamesfan6. 113 00:04:04,316 --> 00:04:07,641 - Oh, God! These guys are animals. - The next guy to go private 114 00:04:07,671 --> 00:04:10,753 gets to see me paint a masterpiece. 115 00:04:10,759 --> 00:04:11,741 - Go private. - Wait. 116 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:13,072 It's credit card only though. 117 00:04:13,096 --> 00:04:14,307 I don't care. I'm on it, boys. 118 00:04:14,326 --> 00:04:15,905 - Oh, yeah. - That's okay, yeah, baby. 119 00:04:15,918 --> 00:04:17,402 - Wait, wait, wait, wait... - Saving her life. 120 00:04:17,430 --> 00:04:19,228 Before we take the honor 121 00:04:19,264 --> 00:04:21,352 of going private with Justanna, I wanna make it clear 122 00:04:21,376 --> 00:04:23,821 that we do not crank down 123 00:04:23,859 --> 00:04:25,452 under any circumstances. 124 00:04:25,471 --> 00:04:28,165 We will treat her like a lady. 125 00:04:28,657 --> 00:04:30,798 We will treat her like a real chick. 126 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:33,101 You know, but what is the definition of "cranking down"? 127 00:04:33,126 --> 00:04:35,290 The definition of "cranking down" is 128 00:04:35,601 --> 00:04:37,900 grabbing your penis and thrusting it 129 00:04:37,918 --> 00:04:39,307 until you climax. 130 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:41,133 Grabbing your penis and thrusting it? Sure. 131 00:04:41,151 --> 00:04:42,446 - Cool, cool. - I promise. 132 00:04:42,471 --> 00:04:44,015 Here we go. [Chime] 133 00:04:44,029 --> 00:04:45,997 Ooh, hey, boys. 134 00:04:46,189 --> 00:04:48,670 All: Hey! 135 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,711 Wow, three boys? 136 00:04:50,733 --> 00:04:52,103 So much to love. 137 00:04:52,142 --> 00:04:53,536 Tell me about yourselves. 138 00:04:53,582 --> 00:04:57,064 Well, I feel the easiest way to do that would be... 139 00:04:57,076 --> 00:04:59,430 and a three, and a two, and a... 140 00:04:59,468 --> 00:05:01,576 All: ♪ you say ♪ 141 00:05:01,685 --> 00:05:03,654 ♪ I only hear what I want to ♪ 142 00:05:03,681 --> 00:05:05,304 ♪ I don't listen hard ♪ 143 00:05:05,341 --> 00:05:06,487 ♪ I don't pay attention ♪ 144 00:05:06,511 --> 00:05:08,291 ♪ To the distance that you're running ♪ 145 00:05:08,315 --> 00:05:10,085 ♪ To anyone, anywhere ♪ 146 00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:13,049 ♪ I don't understand, if you really care ♪ 147 00:05:13,067 --> 00:05:17,656 ♪ I'm only hearing negative, no, no, no, no ♪ 148 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,017 Here's my trick. It is called... 149 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:21,246 [Yo-yo hits ground] 150 00:05:21,351 --> 00:05:23,176 "Rocking our baby." 151 00:05:23,682 --> 00:05:25,754 That's our baby right there. 152 00:05:25,997 --> 00:05:28,198 And I drop the baby, and then I catch it. 153 00:05:28,242 --> 00:05:29,652 - I will be a great dad. - Whoo! 154 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:32,121 I mean, as soon as you have him treating you that way... 155 00:05:32,146 --> 00:05:33,671 abusive... you get the heck out of there. 156 00:05:33,705 --> 00:05:34,848 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 157 00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:36,601 - No. What? - Aren't we done? 158 00:05:36,624 --> 00:05:38,002 It's not that bad, I guess. 159 00:05:38,031 --> 00:05:38,897 I love you so much. 160 00:05:38,953 --> 00:05:40,298 [Groaning] 161 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:42,576 [Slurping] 162 00:05:43,014 --> 00:05:44,064 [Shouts] 163 00:05:44,115 --> 00:05:45,643 Oh, oh! 164 00:05:45,677 --> 00:05:48,154 [Grunting] 165 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,305 All: ♪ you say ♪ 166 00:05:54,129 --> 00:05:57,335 ♪ I only hear what I want to ♪ 167 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,673 [Whispers] Stay. 168 00:06:03,013 --> 00:06:03,955 Female announcer: And we'll be back 169 00:06:03,987 --> 00:06:05,819 with more Workaholics. 170 00:06:12,518 --> 00:06:13,874 {pub}Who's crying? 171 00:06:14,394 --> 00:06:16,087 Hey, whoa, whoa, hey, hands where I can see 'em, man. 172 00:06:16,112 --> 00:06:18,109 We said no cranking down! That's part of the agreement. 173 00:06:18,133 --> 00:06:19,385 I'm not cranking down! 174 00:06:19,405 --> 00:06:20,514 What the hell's going on in here? 175 00:06:20,549 --> 00:06:21,437 [Wheezy exhale] 176 00:06:21,474 --> 00:06:23,878 Oh, he's trying to hands-free ejack! 177 00:06:23,896 --> 00:06:25,746 - What? - Yeah. We watched some yoga guy do it 178 00:06:25,764 --> 00:06:26,940 in a video the other day. 179 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,590 This is legal. I'm not using hands. 180 00:06:28,614 --> 00:06:31,042 - We said cranking down. - No, no, not legal. 181 00:06:31,073 --> 00:06:32,229 Slack your bone now, Adam. 182 00:06:32,253 --> 00:06:34,181 I will tell myself when to slack my bone. 183 00:06:34,205 --> 00:06:36,374 - I'll slack it for you! - Oh, you're gonna slack it for me? 184 00:06:36,392 --> 00:06:38,144 Hey, morning, boys. 185 00:06:38,745 --> 00:06:40,799 All: Hey! 186 00:06:40,974 --> 00:06:42,038 Must have fallen asleep. 187 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,479 Have you guys been watching me all night? 188 00:06:43,509 --> 00:06:45,687 Yeah, well, these two bozos fell asleep, 189 00:06:45,729 --> 00:06:46,627 but... 190 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:49,083 I watched you all night long. 191 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,185 That's sweet. 192 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,170 - I dreamt about you. - Yeah. 193 00:06:52,232 --> 00:06:54,997 Anyway, I made you breakfast. 194 00:06:55,147 --> 00:06:57,591 I got some toast, some Beerios, 195 00:06:57,611 --> 00:07:00,058 extra carbs for masturbating all day. 196 00:07:00,095 --> 00:07:02,106 You guys are the best, I mean it. 197 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,281 We're feeling you too. 198 00:07:03,306 --> 00:07:05,812 So we're gonna go, 'cause we got work, we're gonna be late. 199 00:07:05,837 --> 00:07:07,546 I'm glad you enjoyed breakfast. See ya. 200 00:07:07,633 --> 00:07:09,800 We got computers at work, we'll see you in 30. 201 00:07:09,819 --> 00:07:11,303 - [Chime] - I don't get it. 202 00:07:11,328 --> 00:07:13,608 Why would realchixxxchat be a forbidden website? 203 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:14,686 Makes no sense. 204 00:07:14,718 --> 00:07:16,394 The company's only supposed to block pornog. 205 00:07:16,412 --> 00:07:18,576 Does the name realchixxxchat 206 00:07:18,595 --> 00:07:20,840 even sound remotely like a porno site? 207 00:07:20,864 --> 00:07:23,072 What next? He's gonna block Google? 208 00:07:23,091 --> 00:07:25,413 Because there's two "o"s, and they look like breasts? 209 00:07:25,438 --> 00:07:26,688 That doesn't make any sense. 210 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:27,930 You can watch all kinds of stuff. 211 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,817 Yes, lord knows, last week, all we were doing all day 212 00:07:30,855 --> 00:07:32,724 was watching breast-feeding videos. - Yeah. 213 00:07:32,746 --> 00:07:34,984 And those Brazilian kids that were dancing behind each other. 214 00:07:35,002 --> 00:07:36,157 They were like five years old. 215 00:07:36,181 --> 00:07:39,221 Justanna, right now, is going private with a ton of dudes. 216 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,515 Probably rich dudes 217 00:07:40,552 --> 00:07:43,412 who are wearing Aristotle and Ambercrombie & Fidge. 218 00:07:43,437 --> 00:07:45,374 And we're just sitting here all merona-ed out. 219 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:47,002 Okay, she's a real chick. 220 00:07:47,076 --> 00:07:48,932 So we need to treat her like a real chick 221 00:07:48,950 --> 00:07:50,626 and force her to love us. 222 00:07:50,650 --> 00:07:51,725 - Sure, yeah. - Thank you. 223 00:07:51,749 --> 00:07:52,539 I got it. 224 00:07:52,570 --> 00:07:55,650 But, dude, we can't flex on fools, if we can't even log on. 225 00:07:55,674 --> 00:07:57,891 Alice's computer accesses pornog. 226 00:07:58,414 --> 00:08:00,083 How do you know that? 227 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:02,762 Because sometimes... 228 00:08:04,633 --> 00:08:06,787 I masturbate in her office. 229 00:08:07,091 --> 00:08:07,866 [Knocks on wall] 230 00:08:07,891 --> 00:08:09,272 Alice, you're not gonna believe this. 231 00:08:09,291 --> 00:08:12,122 We just saw your ex-husband in the parking lot. 232 00:08:12,147 --> 00:08:14,919 Ooh! For Valentine's day? 233 00:08:14,938 --> 00:08:16,360 That is so cute. 234 00:08:16,403 --> 00:08:18,489 My ex is in the parking lot? 235 00:08:18,805 --> 00:08:19,674 Yeah. 236 00:08:19,705 --> 00:08:21,663 And he's asking for you. 237 00:08:21,688 --> 00:08:23,991 He mentioned he had a surprise. It's flowers. 238 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,278 For Valentine's day! Oh, my God! 239 00:08:26,296 --> 00:08:28,080 - It makes so much sense! - There are flowers. 240 00:08:28,111 --> 00:08:30,181 I haven't seen that jerk in, like, four years. 241 00:08:30,239 --> 00:08:31,813 I wonder who died. Excuse me. 242 00:08:31,831 --> 00:08:32,844 - Yeah. - Okay. 243 00:08:32,863 --> 00:08:34,581 - He probably still loves you. - Yeah. 244 00:08:34,898 --> 00:08:36,189 See what... go, go, go, go. 245 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:38,245 Justanna better not be showing her milk missiles 246 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:39,646 to the whole goddamn world. 247 00:08:39,664 --> 00:08:40,883 Men can be such creeps. 248 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:43,686 Maybe I should go on first, alone. 249 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:47,585 Mmmmaybe I should probably go on first, 250 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,818 to protect her from assholes like kevinjamesfan6. 251 00:08:49,843 --> 00:08:51,247 - Hmm, no, no. - Excuse me! 252 00:08:51,277 --> 00:08:52,761 - Hmm, no, okay? - Pardon me. 253 00:08:52,806 --> 00:08:54,350 - Pardon moi, all right? - Pardon me. 254 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,100 'Cause I think I should take the lead here, boys, 255 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:59,390 because I did mention that I had a question about art. 256 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:00,969 [Slapping] Hey! 257 00:09:00,988 --> 00:09:03,314 Look who's just in time to see me slap it! 258 00:09:03,385 --> 00:09:06,272 All: Hey! 259 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,334 [Under breath] Okay, okay. 260 00:09:15,058 --> 00:09:18,295 I took my time to create a composite of both of our faces, 261 00:09:18,314 --> 00:09:20,804 so we can see what our child would look like. 262 00:09:20,838 --> 00:09:21,678 Bad dad. 263 00:09:21,703 --> 00:09:23,467 I'm calling him Justsven. 264 00:09:23,489 --> 00:09:26,064 - He's got your eyes and my mouth. - Oh, very homely. 265 00:09:26,101 --> 00:09:27,653 Bad genes, bad genes. 266 00:09:27,729 --> 00:09:29,988 Oh, I've always wanted a little boy. 267 00:09:30,013 --> 00:09:31,558 Well, you got one! He's got your eyes. 268 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:34,322 And also, I'd love to take you to lookout point of Rancho Cucamonga. 269 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,726 - Okay, excuse me. - Romantic. 270 00:09:35,763 --> 00:09:37,753 Actually, we said one topic per. 271 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,092 - So it's my turn. - It's romantic. 272 00:09:39,122 --> 00:09:40,648 And I would like to ask you 273 00:09:40,716 --> 00:09:43,971 to wobble your noobs back and forth, so I can ejaculate in my pants. 274 00:09:44,014 --> 00:09:45,352 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey! 275 00:09:45,370 --> 00:09:46,680 Hold your "horse-ti-cles," okay? 276 00:09:46,697 --> 00:09:48,811 - We said no masturbating! - I'm not masturbating. 277 00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:50,787 And actually we said, "no cranking down." 278 00:09:50,816 --> 00:09:52,332 And I'm not cranking down. 279 00:09:52,378 --> 00:09:54,700 I'm just trying to secrete my love to you... 280 00:09:54,726 --> 00:09:56,093 - Stop it. - Without using hands. 281 00:09:56,122 --> 00:09:57,326 That's enough. 282 00:09:57,351 --> 00:09:58,476 And that's not creepy. 283 00:09:58,503 --> 00:10:00,357 Go ahead and put your blouse back on, hon. 284 00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:01,594 - I have a question about art. - [Blubbers lips] 285 00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:03,297 Okay? Will you paint me nude? 286 00:10:03,338 --> 00:10:04,426 All right, all right, 287 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,032 that actually could be the one I'm doing. 288 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:06,669 Stop it! 289 00:10:06,696 --> 00:10:07,689 You're really here. 290 00:10:07,714 --> 00:10:10,158 Look, you hurt me really bad, 291 00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:13,151 but I'm willing to give you another cha... 292 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,722 you're my secret admirer? 293 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:21,250 [Sighs] 294 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:23,747 Game on. 295 00:10:23,778 --> 00:10:25,266 Does this body work for you? 296 00:10:25,438 --> 00:10:26,645 It's actually very hard. 297 00:10:26,737 --> 00:10:28,073 [Overlapping chatter] 298 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,005 - It's very hard. - My body, your face. 299 00:10:30,071 --> 00:10:32,148 Oop! [Clears throat] 300 00:10:32,202 --> 00:10:33,546 Oh, it's... 301 00:10:35,528 --> 00:10:37,524 so... 302 00:10:37,621 --> 00:10:38,446 All: ♪ ohh ♪ 303 00:10:38,464 --> 00:10:39,719 ♪ I turned the radio on ♪ 304 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:41,173 ♪ I turned the radio up ♪ 305 00:10:41,204 --> 00:10:42,854 ♪ And this woman was singing my... ♪ 306 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:43,976 That is enough. 307 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,377 ♪ 'Cause... ♪ 308 00:10:46,089 --> 00:10:49,239 That was not my ex-husband. 309 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,952 You know, I thought that he looked a lot like Bill. 310 00:10:51,983 --> 00:10:53,827 I was like, "her ex-husband looks a lot like Bill." 311 00:10:53,855 --> 00:10:55,140 - I just put it together. - Yeah. 312 00:10:55,181 --> 00:10:56,805 Jillian! She pranked us. 313 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:57,965 We all just got joshed. 314 00:10:58,008 --> 00:10:59,613 I do not appreciate it 315 00:10:59,647 --> 00:11:01,625 when people fuck with my personal life. 316 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,515 Now clock out and go home! 317 00:11:06,086 --> 00:11:07,659 ♪ So you think I was naive ♪ 318 00:11:07,696 --> 00:11:08,889 - Now! - Okay, totally. 319 00:11:08,907 --> 00:11:10,180 Very sorry, all right. 320 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,883 {pub}I can't believe I didn't get to say good-bye. 321 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,173 Didn't say... dude, we almost lost our jobs today. 322 00:11:20,204 --> 00:11:23,220 Um, I don't think we should be having this conversation without Justanna. 323 00:11:23,248 --> 00:11:24,677 No, we should not, okay? 324 00:11:24,695 --> 00:11:28,226 We need to actually just stop this whole Justanna addiction. 325 00:11:28,634 --> 00:11:30,637 I'm sorry, but someone's got to be the adult here. 326 00:11:30,728 --> 00:11:31,759 Where are you going? 327 00:11:31,784 --> 00:11:33,376 I'm going for a rip on my Bianchi. 328 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,195 What's it look like? 329 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,563 I got to blow some steam off. 330 00:11:35,614 --> 00:11:36,296 So what? 331 00:11:36,314 --> 00:11:38,526 You just take a dump on my dreams, then you leave? 332 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,378 It's what I do best. 333 00:11:41,825 --> 00:11:42,719 [Door shuts] 334 00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:43,894 That guy. 335 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,581 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 336 00:11:45,797 --> 00:11:46,548 Both: Let's go... 337 00:11:46,585 --> 00:11:48,317 - Get his laptop. - Make a salami sandwich. 338 00:11:48,654 --> 00:11:49,551 You know, it's crazy, 339 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:52,601 from up here, Rancho Cucamonga seems like a small town. 340 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,860 You know, someday, this city could be all ours? 341 00:11:54,891 --> 00:11:57,954 Oh, it's just so beautiful up here, Anders. 342 00:11:57,976 --> 00:11:59,427 Actually, um... 343 00:11:59,484 --> 00:12:00,795 I've got a hard on. 344 00:12:00,819 --> 00:12:03,118 Oh, well, then why don't you pull it out 345 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,032 and stroke it and... 346 00:12:05,294 --> 00:12:07,638 I'll turn my pussy into a glove. 347 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,488 [Guffaws] Okay, all right. 348 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,719 God, you're such a real chick. 349 00:12:11,757 --> 00:12:12,626 I love it. 350 00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:14,204 Now, if we do this, 351 00:12:14,307 --> 00:12:16,755 I would love for you to call me your fav. 352 00:12:16,962 --> 00:12:18,173 Call me Dave, your fav. 353 00:12:18,187 --> 00:12:18,904 [Clattering] 354 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,493 No, David, your favor-ID. 355 00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:22,056 - Hey, David! - What? 356 00:12:22,087 --> 00:12:24,821 - Okay, say I'm your Valentine. - We knew you'd be at lookout point. 357 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,910 How cliche can you get, you backstabbing slut? 358 00:12:27,966 --> 00:12:29,560 Oh, you said no cranking down. 359 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,216 You're such a hypothetical. 360 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:32,337 You're a hypothetic. 361 00:12:32,356 --> 00:12:33,350 Yep, and disgusting. 362 00:12:33,381 --> 00:12:35,355 Hey, guys, I told him to pull it out. 363 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,460 Hey, Justanna, the men are talking. 364 00:12:37,762 --> 00:12:40,343 So that whole song and dance about breaking up 365 00:12:40,361 --> 00:12:42,345 was all a bunch of baloney sandwich meat? 366 00:12:42,372 --> 00:12:44,254 - It's my laptop! - Your laptop? 367 00:12:44,293 --> 00:12:46,015 - It's my laptop. - Your laptop? 368 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:49,231 More like, soar, laptop! 369 00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:51,732 - Justanna! - What have you done? 370 00:12:51,765 --> 00:12:53,207 I immediately regret doing that. 371 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:54,942 - I'm sorry about that. - Look at us! 372 00:12:55,023 --> 00:12:56,702 We're supposed to be in this together! 373 00:12:56,787 --> 00:12:57,950 Hey, dorks! 374 00:12:58,132 --> 00:12:58,982 Shut up! 375 00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:01,736 I'm trying to finish this "v" day with a BJ! 376 00:13:02,794 --> 00:13:04,327 High school BJs, dude. 377 00:13:04,378 --> 00:13:05,680 - Miss 'em. - [Blubbers lips] 378 00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:07,442 I got like... 379 00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:09,313 I never got one. 380 00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:11,100 That's what time travel is gonna be for. 381 00:13:11,412 --> 00:13:13,408 All: Hey! 382 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,327 Shh! [Book cart squeaking] 383 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,478 Oh, hey, boys. 384 00:13:16,551 --> 00:13:17,701 [Whispers] We're hoping 385 00:13:17,757 --> 00:13:20,732 that you would join us in real life, 386 00:13:20,761 --> 00:13:21,953 in reality, 387 00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:24,003 uh, for Valentine's day. 388 00:13:24,072 --> 00:13:25,249 Just the four of us. 389 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,384 [Beep] 390 00:13:26,408 --> 00:13:28,292 Wait, I just put in $500 worth of time the other day. 391 00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:29,903 Why don't you just put in a little more, okay? 392 00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:31,824 Because I can't, my credit card's maxed out. 393 00:13:31,841 --> 00:13:33,126 I bought a laptop. 394 00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:35,228 What kind of Bobo credit card do you have? 395 00:13:35,287 --> 00:13:38,076 It's not Bobo, it's Discover, and it pays to, okay? 396 00:13:38,106 --> 00:13:38,989 Doesn't seem like it. 397 00:13:39,013 --> 00:13:40,591 'Cause you're the one who maxed it out, 398 00:13:40,609 --> 00:13:42,958 trying to hands-free Jack when... really? 399 00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:44,084 That's a worthy endeavor. 400 00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:46,131 [Whispers] You don't have the mental bandwidth 401 00:13:46,183 --> 00:13:47,627 to pull that off, playboy. 402 00:13:47,646 --> 00:13:49,621 - I don't have the mental bandwidth? - No. 403 00:13:49,639 --> 00:13:51,824 You have no idea how wide my band is. 404 00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:53,275 - It's like a cat's tail. - You know what? 405 00:13:53,294 --> 00:13:54,986 I'll hands-free right now. Watch, in public. 406 00:13:55,028 --> 00:13:56,232 - Go for it. - Watch, I'm doin' it. 407 00:13:56,276 --> 00:13:57,487 I'm at half-mast already. 408 00:13:57,512 --> 00:13:59,715 - Hey, fellas. - I'm gonna blow in a minute. 409 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,382 If you could be quiet for one minute, 410 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:02,600 I will explode in my pants. 411 00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:03,720 - Cool it! - People will see you. 412 00:14:03,738 --> 00:14:05,004 Okay, there's a lot of pressure here. 413 00:14:05,029 --> 00:14:06,148 There's too much pressure. 414 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:08,045 I need you, I need my dude crew, right now. 415 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,199 Because I'm gonna ask her if we can go private 416 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:11,948 for free, all right? Just for a second. 417 00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:14,755 - Just for your daddies. - No, I'm not allowed. 418 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,043 [Slaps desk] Okay. 419 00:14:16,335 --> 00:14:17,681 You've got to be kidding me. What? 420 00:14:17,705 --> 00:14:18,842 That was fun! 421 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,086 All right, kevinjamesfan6 says, 422 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:22,641 "pay up or shut up. 423 00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:25,530 Now start beating your bread box"? 424 00:14:25,561 --> 00:14:27,099 - Oh, you don't... - That's our girl! 425 00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:28,311 You don't talk to our woman like that! 426 00:14:28,354 --> 00:14:29,606 All: Tell him to... 427 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,855 - Uh... - Mm... 428 00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:34,636 What did we say to that one guy? 429 00:14:34,685 --> 00:14:35,691 We were leaving the bar... 430 00:14:35,732 --> 00:14:37,285 - You said... - No, and I said, 431 00:14:37,316 --> 00:14:39,456 - "oh, suck it." - Yes! 432 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,950 I said "suck it." With, like, three "u"s though, 433 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:43,624 so he knows we mean business. 434 00:14:43,937 --> 00:14:46,068 Anna! I'm being told there's someone in your chat room 435 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,649 hassling customers, is that right? 436 00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:49,610 Well, block him, and get back to slapping it! 437 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:50,634 Now! 438 00:14:50,665 --> 00:14:51,708 [Door shuts] 439 00:14:52,114 --> 00:14:52,852 [Beep] 440 00:14:52,877 --> 00:14:53,833 - Banned? - What? 441 00:14:53,871 --> 00:14:57,033 Fu-u-u-u-udge! 442 00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:59,152 Uh, Superfudge. 443 00:14:59,217 --> 00:15:00,160 Judy Blume. 444 00:15:00,201 --> 00:15:03,021 It's a... literary classic. 445 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,005 {pub}So, according to my credit card bill, 446 00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:13,537 this is the real chick's chat office. 447 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,602 We just need to be some polite-ass dudes, 448 00:15:15,639 --> 00:15:17,171 charm the fuck out of the secretary. 449 00:15:17,193 --> 00:15:17,862 Oh! 450 00:15:17,886 --> 00:15:19,825 She'll probably tell us where Justanna lives. 451 00:15:19,843 --> 00:15:22,256 Yeah, then we can tell 'em about that abusive boyfriend dude. 452 00:15:22,268 --> 00:15:22,961 That's right. 453 00:15:22,992 --> 00:15:24,436 And then we can have Justanna move in with us, 454 00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:26,873 for at least Valentine's day. - What? You're leaving? No, stay. 455 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,185 No, I thought you would have left already. 456 00:15:28,214 --> 00:15:30,679 I thought I could leave, but I was wrong. 457 00:15:31,183 --> 00:15:33,553 Mm! Drama. 458 00:15:33,797 --> 00:15:35,041 Girlfriend, please. 459 00:15:35,077 --> 00:15:36,446 Have you guys seen Entourage? 460 00:15:36,474 --> 00:15:38,237 His name's "drama," he's funny. 461 00:15:38,262 --> 00:15:39,302 I think he's, like, the funny one. 462 00:15:39,327 --> 00:15:40,922 Oh, my God. 463 00:15:41,084 --> 00:15:42,052 You guys. 464 00:15:42,096 --> 00:15:43,340 You guys, we had it all wrong. 465 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,213 Realchixxxchat is like a giant sex prison. 466 00:15:45,225 --> 00:15:47,594 Our plan just shape-shifted. We got to save these girls, man. 467 00:15:47,619 --> 00:15:51,307 We got to go find Anna, and then we got to open up a battered-women's shelter. 468 00:15:51,332 --> 00:15:53,327 - At our house, preferably. - I say we split up, 469 00:15:53,346 --> 00:15:54,869 just in case one of us gets caught or something. 470 00:15:54,894 --> 00:15:56,021 I'll go this way. Psych. 471 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,916 I'm going this way. Justanna! 472 00:15:58,215 --> 00:15:59,810 Justanna! Justanna! 473 00:16:00,064 --> 00:16:01,102 I saved your life. 474 00:16:01,115 --> 00:16:02,552 You're free! Run! 475 00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:03,956 Come on, you're free! Get out of here! 476 00:16:03,981 --> 00:16:04,744 Justanna? 477 00:16:04,775 --> 00:16:06,105 Oh, hey! Damn, girl. 478 00:16:06,117 --> 00:16:07,693 Hey, just... oh, I'm sorry. 479 00:16:08,007 --> 00:16:08,819 Justanna? 480 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,625 You're free to go, okay? Get out of here. 481 00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:12,285 [Clears throat] Excuse me, 482 00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:13,674 uh, I'm looking for Justanna. 483 00:16:13,699 --> 00:16:15,363 - I was gonna free her. - Justanna? 484 00:16:15,394 --> 00:16:17,257 Yeah, I mean, I'll free you too. See, it's no big deal. 485 00:16:17,281 --> 00:16:18,450 - God, boy! - Jeez! 486 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,209 Get back here and suck my dick. 487 00:16:20,252 --> 00:16:21,512 - Justanna! - Strong! 488 00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:23,938 You're free, go. Go, tan! 489 00:16:23,963 --> 00:16:25,048 Go tan! It's still sunny out! 490 00:16:25,075 --> 00:16:26,091 Holy shit! 491 00:16:26,839 --> 00:16:27,735 Suck it. 492 00:16:27,766 --> 00:16:28,982 Oh! Come on, let's go! 493 00:16:28,984 --> 00:16:30,103 You don't have to be here anymore. 494 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,249 [Screams] Hey! My show! My tips! 495 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,702 - Motherfucker! - Ow! 496 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,691 - You get your ass out! - Ow! Ow! Oh, Jesus! 497 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:37,700 Justanna! 498 00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:39,875 - Oh! - Justanna! 499 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,575 Oh, my God! We're gonna come back for you guys. 500 00:16:41,593 --> 00:16:43,113 We're gonna free those... you. 501 00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:45,368 - Justanna! - Yeah, it's on now! 502 00:16:45,722 --> 00:16:46,749 Animals. 503 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:47,511 [Slow clapping] 504 00:16:47,536 --> 00:16:48,655 Were they chasing you? 505 00:16:48,694 --> 00:16:50,017 Justanna? 506 00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:53,071 Nope. 507 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,810 Just me. 508 00:16:55,044 --> 00:16:56,103 Great job, fellas. 509 00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:58,141 Trespassing and possibly assault. 510 00:16:58,236 --> 00:16:59,527 Cops will love that. 511 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,957 No, the cops are gonna love you. 512 00:17:00,988 --> 00:17:03,102 Because you're running a sex trafficking business. 513 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:03,914 Sex trafficking? 514 00:17:03,932 --> 00:17:06,019 I'm on the board of the chamber of commerce, fellas. 515 00:17:06,044 --> 00:17:08,098 Well, then you let her out of that chamber! 516 00:17:08,329 --> 00:17:09,473 Of commerce. 517 00:17:09,498 --> 00:17:10,675 Hey, look, man, all right? 518 00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:13,014 Justanna's our sweetheart, okay? 519 00:17:13,051 --> 00:17:14,716 She's everybody's sweetheart. 520 00:17:14,766 --> 00:17:16,393 We're not leaving without her. 521 00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:19,186 Okay, I'll call her in. 522 00:17:19,881 --> 00:17:20,957 Anna? 523 00:17:21,008 --> 00:17:22,070 [Busy signal beeping] 524 00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:23,572 Anna? 525 00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:25,495 I don't know how to work the phone. 526 00:17:25,507 --> 00:17:27,000 So maybe we should just go to her. 527 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,610 Ooh, that's naughty. 528 00:17:28,634 --> 00:17:29,914 You're bad. 529 00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:31,270 - Here we go. - Justanna! 530 00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:32,447 It's me! It's us! 531 00:17:32,472 --> 00:17:33,516 Hey! Hey! 532 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,148 - Hands off! - Okay. 533 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:37,659 These guys came here to rescue you, Anna. 534 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,819 They said you're their sweetheart. 535 00:17:39,966 --> 00:17:41,918 What are you guys doing here? 536 00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:43,018 Uh... 537 00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:45,756 Well, if you must know, 538 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:47,959 we think we're falling for you, babe. 539 00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,661 Like, in the love way. 540 00:17:49,692 --> 00:17:51,647 Blake, you guys don't even know me. 541 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:54,264 I think we actually know a lot about you. 542 00:17:54,386 --> 00:17:56,442 There's a little twinkle in your eye, 543 00:17:56,461 --> 00:17:58,977 you have those cute little glasses, 544 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,996 and the way you smack your pussy. 545 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:02,344 Okay, well, what you don't know is 546 00:18:02,362 --> 00:18:04,246 that three babies crawled out of here. 547 00:18:04,272 --> 00:18:06,191 But what about the paintings? Your art? 548 00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:08,174 You can't just flush your dreams down the toilet. 549 00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:11,260 The art is just a gimmick. Keith paints these. 550 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,944 You like 'em, right? Cool paintings? 551 00:18:12,989 --> 00:18:14,838 No, they're bad, they're terrible. 552 00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:16,887 It's like a stupid, dumb baby drew 'em. 553 00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:19,310 - Oh, a dumb baby drew this? - Dumb little baby. 554 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,307 You're showing your ignorance of composition. 555 00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:22,626 Okay, so we're here 556 00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:24,685 because you're the happiest, most joyful person 557 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,110 that we've ever shared our lives with. 558 00:18:26,128 --> 00:18:28,611 And we want to share the rest of our lives with you. 559 00:18:28,652 --> 00:18:30,726 I've been in and out of psych wards my whole life. 560 00:18:30,745 --> 00:18:33,456 You guys just don't want to be alone 561 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,327 on another Valentine's day. 562 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,469 [Chuckles] 563 00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:37,080 That's... 564 00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:39,516 - yeah, that's it, sure. - Okay. 565 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,081 I tell you what. 566 00:18:41,727 --> 00:18:44,832 How about tonight, and tonight only, 567 00:18:45,754 --> 00:18:48,683 I come, uh, hang out with you guys? 568 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:50,884 What do you say? 569 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:56,168 Three giant babies crawled through that vagina hole? 570 00:18:56,187 --> 00:18:57,316 - Oh, man. - Pass! 571 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,742 And she was committed? 572 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,393 So she's, like, a nuts person? 573 00:19:00,418 --> 00:19:02,556 Oh, yeah, let's not forget the most important thing. 574 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,246 She wasn't an artist, okay? 575 00:19:04,432 --> 00:19:05,408 Deal breaker. 576 00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:06,864 - Not for me. - Right, sure. 577 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:07,906 It was more the crazy thing 578 00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:10,292 and all the babies crawling out of her vag. 579 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,376 - Thought she was an artist, and she lied to us. - Three gross little things. 580 00:19:13,879 --> 00:19:15,365 Can we get two kamikazes? 581 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,403 But... 582 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:19,742 She did teach us how to talk to real chicks. 583 00:19:20,002 --> 00:19:22,262 Yeah. Yeah. 584 00:19:22,949 --> 00:19:25,365 Yo! Hey, what's up? 585 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,101 How about I intro you birds 586 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,136 to my main man Der-kenstock over there? 587 00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:30,248 Over here! 588 00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:31,430 We call him the plumber, 589 00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:35,125 because he will straight fix your leaky pipes. 590 00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,712 He ain't lyin'. Speaking of lion... 591 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,995 My main man with the mane, ma'am, 592 00:19:40,007 --> 00:19:41,509 this is Blake, ma'am. 593 00:19:41,878 --> 00:19:42,872 Hung like a rhino, 594 00:19:42,899 --> 00:19:44,670 and educated about women's bodies, 595 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:47,006 like a gyno... cologist. 596 00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:48,030 - Floop! - That was good. 597 00:19:48,058 --> 00:19:49,298 That was really good, Ders. 598 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:52,375 - "Like a gynecologist." - That's a vaginal doctor. 599 00:19:52,393 --> 00:19:54,192 - Right. - That's him. 600 00:19:54,217 --> 00:19:55,831 I can hear that, I can hear that. 601 00:19:55,849 --> 00:19:57,474 - That's checking out. - Yeah, it is. 602 00:19:57,806 --> 00:20:01,236 And last, but definitely not gay... 603 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,686 - Mm-mm. - No can do. 604 00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:04,635 - Pew-pew! Pew-pew! - We got Adam. 605 00:20:04,947 --> 00:20:07,371 And why don't you ladies go ahead and give him a hand? 606 00:20:07,389 --> 00:20:08,619 Because he doesn't need one. 607 00:20:08,631 --> 00:20:10,868 Oh, we're doing that? Oh, we're doing that right now? 608 00:20:10,904 --> 00:20:11,845 Bring it on, man. 609 00:20:11,863 --> 00:20:13,691 I think I can handle that. 610 00:20:13,895 --> 00:20:15,379 - [Groans] - [Whistles] 611 00:20:16,073 --> 00:20:18,412 [Grunts] Oh, I'm at half-mast already. 612 00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:21,328 - Get it, boy. - Hoo! Hoo! 613 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:23,796 Papa came to play. Papa came to play. 614 00:20:23,814 --> 00:20:25,964 He's hands-free masturbating in front of you. 615 00:20:25,988 --> 00:20:27,741 Oh, it's working! It's actually... 616 00:20:27,772 --> 00:20:29,633 - oh! - Whoa! Oh! Oh! 617 00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:31,009 All right. 618 00:20:31,043 --> 00:20:32,766 You got me wet. 619 00:20:32,824 --> 00:20:36,872 How about I return the Favreau, John? 620 00:20:36,896 --> 00:20:37,918 - Nice. - Oh! 621 00:20:37,943 --> 00:20:40,631 - He's a direct... - Hey, what are you doing? 622 00:20:40,643 --> 00:20:41,615 Whoa, man, okay. 623 00:20:41,639 --> 00:20:44,393 What do you say we just go home and boot up some porno? 624 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,437 Yeah, I'd love to. 625 00:20:45,468 --> 00:20:47,016 We don't have a laptop, remember? 626 00:20:47,991 --> 00:20:51,160 Wild Things is on Starz at 8:50. 627 00:20:51,721 --> 00:20:54,945 - That's a date. - It's been a while since we've seen it.