1 00:00:01,092 --> 00:00:03,363 These are my guys right here. 2 00:00:04,598 --> 00:00:07,079 - Oh, stay back! - Oh, dude. 3 00:00:07,115 --> 00:00:09,452 The Booty cheeks in here are flagrant. 4 00:00:09,471 --> 00:00:11,991 - They are clapping. - Yes, they are. 5 00:00:12,033 --> 00:00:15,821 I think it's time to, uh, home in on some Valentine's day dates, dudes. 6 00:00:15,846 --> 00:00:16,402 Oh, yeah. 7 00:00:16,419 --> 00:00:17,940 Check out this slut-tress over here, huh? 8 00:00:17,979 --> 00:00:18,772 Oh, my God. 9 00:00:18,792 --> 00:00:20,578 Oh, man, I have never seen anything like it. 10 00:00:20,610 --> 00:00:24,267 She's absolutely obsessed with the male human penis. 11 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:26,861 And that is awesome, because we have those things. 12 00:00:26,909 --> 00:00:29,432 Yeah, last time I checked, I had one, this morning. 13 00:00:29,454 --> 00:00:31,624 Could you save our spot, please? Thank you! 14 00:00:32,089 --> 00:00:35,681 Uh-oh, dude alert, flying in. 15 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,128 Pardon the interruption... 16 00:00:37,145 --> 00:00:38,908 Is more than a cool show about sports. 17 00:00:38,933 --> 00:00:41,788 It's also the first words you heard your future lover spout. 18 00:00:41,813 --> 00:00:43,139 Yeah, what's your girls' story? 19 00:00:43,158 --> 00:00:45,178 Are you sponsored by penis, or what? 'cause that's cool. 20 00:00:45,214 --> 00:00:46,883 Are you guys talking to us? 21 00:00:46,924 --> 00:00:48,534 Uh, yeah, you idiot. 22 00:00:48,551 --> 00:00:49,520 Of course we are. 23 00:00:49,545 --> 00:00:51,766 I feel like some intros are in order. 24 00:00:51,814 --> 00:00:55,526 This rock star to my I-izz-eft is Bl-izz-ake. 25 00:00:55,733 --> 00:00:56,884 And Blizz be sporting 26 00:00:56,909 --> 00:01:00,864 one of the most deep-throatable "lap hogs-sah" 27 00:01:01,052 --> 00:01:02,058 in this piece. 28 00:01:02,210 --> 00:01:04,205 Fantastic. 29 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,388 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 30 00:01:05,410 --> 00:01:06,552 Oh, can't get it out! 31 00:01:06,576 --> 00:01:09,132 We call that the "German house music" right there. 32 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:13,694 And this tall drink of champagne over here is the homey Andre. 33 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:15,803 He will lap you up. 34 00:01:15,831 --> 00:01:17,644 Like a dog drinking water. 35 00:01:18,091 --> 00:01:20,072 Oh, he's thirsty. Oh, he's thirsty. 36 00:01:20,103 --> 00:01:22,715 Last, but definitely not gay... 37 00:01:22,759 --> 00:01:23,815 Straight dude. 38 00:01:23,837 --> 00:01:27,712 My main man Airwolf, aka Adam. 39 00:01:27,743 --> 00:01:30,081 He's the kind of guy that you don't want 40 00:01:30,106 --> 00:01:32,472 to bring home to mom. Tell 'em why. 41 00:01:33,211 --> 00:01:34,821 'Cause I'll fuck your mom. 42 00:01:37,591 --> 00:01:38,510 Ah... 43 00:01:38,558 --> 00:01:40,834 Ow! 44 00:01:40,981 --> 00:01:42,577 Ow! 45 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:48,083 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for DEMAND by antibio 46 00:01:55,038 --> 00:01:56,249 I don't get it. 47 00:01:56,415 --> 00:01:59,490 I felt like I played that exactly right. 48 00:02:00,012 --> 00:02:01,475 And she stabbed me in the head. 49 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:02,625 What can I say? 50 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,750 Another Valentine's day with my boys, 51 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:07,831 eating heart-shaped pizza from Rancho Cucapizza. 52 00:02:07,843 --> 00:02:08,795 - Yummy. - Oh! 53 00:02:08,819 --> 00:02:11,322 Guys, we should be eating Rancho Cuca-penoche. 54 00:02:11,349 --> 00:02:11,932 Mm-hmm. 55 00:02:11,981 --> 00:02:14,006 And we did not rehearse that Lisa Loeb song 56 00:02:14,028 --> 00:02:17,331 for five hours not to serenade our Valentine's day dates, dudes. 57 00:02:17,359 --> 00:02:21,259 This is making me sad and I hate being sad. 58 00:02:21,456 --> 00:02:23,106 Let's go do something un-sad. 59 00:02:23,150 --> 00:02:25,066 Like watching pornog together on the big screen. 60 00:02:25,097 --> 00:02:26,099 That sounds awesome. 61 00:02:26,127 --> 00:02:27,933 No! Don't you understand? 62 00:02:27,958 --> 00:02:30,749 Porno's the reason we don't know how to talk to girls. 63 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:31,785 What? 64 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,771 - Pornog... - Thank you. 65 00:02:33,795 --> 00:02:35,957 Is the reason we don't know how to talk to girls anymore. 66 00:02:35,984 --> 00:02:38,416 Okay, it's melted our brains into... 67 00:02:39,101 --> 00:02:40,981 Porn juice or something, I don't know. 68 00:02:40,999 --> 00:02:42,945 But we got to meet real chicks 69 00:02:42,976 --> 00:02:45,196 or else we're never gonna be real men. 70 00:02:45,227 --> 00:02:46,212 Okay, sure. 71 00:02:46,237 --> 00:02:47,833 But where are you supposed to meet real chicks 72 00:02:47,858 --> 00:02:49,746 with 48 hours until the big day? 73 00:02:50,885 --> 00:02:52,825 Realchixxxchat.com. 74 00:02:52,850 --> 00:02:54,081 Webcam girls? Come on. 75 00:02:54,105 --> 00:02:56,042 - This is pornog, right? - Mm-mm. 76 00:02:56,067 --> 00:02:56,806 I'm sorry. 77 00:02:56,831 --> 00:02:59,752 These are real girls that happen to be online, right? 78 00:02:59,783 --> 00:03:02,112 Looking for real guys like us in the real world. 79 00:03:02,130 --> 00:03:04,100 Yeah, they're real chicks, they're just sitting there. 80 00:03:04,232 --> 00:03:06,584 Sometimes they're eating food, sometimes they're masturbating. 81 00:03:06,602 --> 00:03:08,832 Plus these real chicks are going solo. 82 00:03:08,863 --> 00:03:10,582 Everybody knows it takes two to porno. 83 00:03:10,605 --> 00:03:12,607 - Pardon me, pornog, Blake. - Oh, thank you. 84 00:03:12,630 --> 00:03:14,180 Holy wobbly-woos. 85 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,038 We got bb-dubs. 86 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,005 Look out. 87 00:03:17,024 --> 00:03:18,765 We got some dominatrix. 88 00:03:18,804 --> 00:03:21,103 - Muscle babes. - I'm into that. 89 00:03:21,165 --> 00:03:23,084 I like vascularity in the breasts. 90 00:03:23,132 --> 00:03:25,814 Oh, check out this girl with the Tina fey glasses. 91 00:03:26,035 --> 00:03:28,214 I wouldn't mind getting in her bossy pants. 92 00:03:28,284 --> 00:03:29,772 Stylish, sophisticated. 93 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,134 Says her name is Justanna. 94 00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:33,026 Ooh. 95 00:03:33,044 --> 00:03:35,214 Tokens, we love tokens. 96 00:03:35,234 --> 00:03:37,236 She's magnificent! 97 00:03:37,392 --> 00:03:39,493 You know what feels really good? 98 00:03:39,656 --> 00:03:40,601 Tokens. 99 00:03:40,817 --> 00:03:42,184 She's breathtaking. 100 00:03:42,465 --> 00:03:45,077 She's slapping her pussy 101 00:03:45,346 --> 00:03:46,309 elegantly. 102 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:48,373 Wow, look at all the dudes in this room. 103 00:03:48,399 --> 00:03:50,195 It's a packed house, check it out. 104 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:51,437 They're all checking a load of her. 105 00:03:51,468 --> 00:03:52,677 I just painted this one, 106 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:55,396 because I love beautiful lookout points. 107 00:03:55,464 --> 00:03:57,653 Zoiks! She's an art babe! 108 00:03:57,666 --> 00:03:59,243 Methinks I'm in love. 109 00:04:00,815 --> 00:04:03,270 Ooh, thanks for the tip, kevinjamesfan6. 110 00:04:03,316 --> 00:04:06,641 - Oh, God! These guys are animals. - The next guy to go private 111 00:04:06,671 --> 00:04:09,753 gets to see me paint a masterpiece. 112 00:04:09,759 --> 00:04:10,741 - Go private. - Wait. 113 00:04:10,759 --> 00:04:12,072 It's credit card only though. 114 00:04:12,096 --> 00:04:13,307 I don't care. I'm on it, boys. 115 00:04:13,326 --> 00:04:14,905 - Oh, yeah. - That's okay, yeah, baby. 116 00:04:14,918 --> 00:04:16,402 - Wait, wait, wait, wait... - Saving her life. 117 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,228 Before we take the honor 118 00:04:18,264 --> 00:04:20,352 of going private with Justanna, I wanna make it clear 119 00:04:20,376 --> 00:04:22,821 that we do not crank down 120 00:04:22,859 --> 00:04:24,452 under any circumstances. 121 00:04:24,471 --> 00:04:27,165 We will treat her like a lady. 122 00:04:27,657 --> 00:04:29,798 We will treat her like a real chick. 123 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:32,101 You know, but what is the definition of "cranking down"? 124 00:04:32,126 --> 00:04:34,290 The definition of "cranking down" is 125 00:04:34,601 --> 00:04:36,900 grabbing your penis and thrusting it 126 00:04:36,918 --> 00:04:38,307 until you climax. 127 00:04:38,338 --> 00:04:40,133 Grabbing your penis and thrusting it? Sure. 128 00:04:40,151 --> 00:04:41,446 - Cool, cool. - I promise. 129 00:04:41,471 --> 00:04:43,015 Here we go. 130 00:04:43,029 --> 00:04:44,997 Ooh, hey, boys. 131 00:04:45,189 --> 00:04:47,670 Hey! 132 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:49,711 Wow, three boys? 133 00:04:49,733 --> 00:04:51,103 So much to love. 134 00:04:51,142 --> 00:04:52,536 Tell me about yourselves. 135 00:04:52,582 --> 00:04:56,064 Well, I feel the easiest way to do that would be... 136 00:04:56,076 --> 00:04:58,430 and a three, and a two, and a... 137 00:04:58,468 --> 00:05:00,576 ♪ you say ♪ 138 00:05:00,685 --> 00:05:02,654 ♪ I only hear what I want to ♪ 139 00:05:02,681 --> 00:05:04,304 ♪ I don't listen hard ♪ 140 00:05:04,341 --> 00:05:05,487 ♪ I don't pay attention ♪ 141 00:05:05,511 --> 00:05:07,291 ♪ To the distance that you're running ♪ 142 00:05:07,315 --> 00:05:09,085 ♪ To anyone, anywhere ♪ 143 00:05:09,166 --> 00:05:12,049 ♪ I don't understand, if you really care ♪ 144 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:16,656 ♪ I'm only hearing negative, no, no, no, no ♪ 145 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:19,017 Here's my trick. It is called... 146 00:05:20,351 --> 00:05:22,176 "Rocking our baby." 147 00:05:22,682 --> 00:05:24,754 That's our baby right there. 148 00:05:24,997 --> 00:05:27,198 And I drop the baby, and then I catch it. 149 00:05:27,242 --> 00:05:28,652 - I will be a great dad. - Whoo! 150 00:05:28,664 --> 00:05:31,121 I mean, as soon as you have him treating you that way... 151 00:05:31,146 --> 00:05:32,671 abusive... you get the heck out of there. 152 00:05:32,705 --> 00:05:33,848 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 153 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:35,601 - No. What? - Aren't we done? 154 00:05:35,624 --> 00:05:37,002 It's not that bad, I guess. 155 00:05:37,031 --> 00:05:37,897 I love you so much. 156 00:05:43,115 --> 00:05:44,643 Oh, oh! 157 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:52,305 ♪ You say ♪ 158 00:05:53,129 --> 00:05:56,335 ♪ I only hear what I want to ♪ 159 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,673 Stay. 160 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:02,955 And we'll be back 161 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:04,819 with more Workaholics. 162 00:06:11,518 --> 00:06:12,874 {pub}Who's crying? 163 00:06:13,394 --> 00:06:15,087 Hey, whoa, whoa, hey, hands where I can see 'em, man. 164 00:06:15,112 --> 00:06:17,109 We said no cranking down! That's part of the agreement. 165 00:06:17,133 --> 00:06:18,385 I'm not cranking down! 166 00:06:18,405 --> 00:06:19,514 What the hell's going on in here? 167 00:06:20,474 --> 00:06:22,878 Oh, he's trying to hands-free ejack! 168 00:06:22,896 --> 00:06:24,746 - What? - Yeah. We watched some yoga guy do it 169 00:06:24,764 --> 00:06:25,940 in a video the other day. 170 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:27,590 This is legal. I'm not using hands. 171 00:06:27,614 --> 00:06:30,042 - We said cranking down. - No, no, not legal. 172 00:06:30,073 --> 00:06:31,229 Slack your bone now, Adam. 173 00:06:31,253 --> 00:06:33,181 I will tell myself when to slack my bone. 174 00:06:33,205 --> 00:06:35,374 - I'll slack it for you! - Oh, you're gonna slack it for me? 175 00:06:35,392 --> 00:06:37,144 Hey, morning, boys. 176 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,799 Hey! 177 00:06:39,974 --> 00:06:41,038 Must have fallen asleep. 178 00:06:41,069 --> 00:06:42,479 Have you guys been watching me all night? 179 00:06:42,509 --> 00:06:44,687 Yeah, well, these two bozos fell asleep, 180 00:06:44,729 --> 00:06:45,627 but... 181 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:48,083 I watched you all night long. 182 00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:49,185 That's sweet. 183 00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:51,170 - I dreamt about you. - Yeah. 184 00:06:51,232 --> 00:06:53,997 Anyway, I made you breakfast. 185 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,591 I got some toast, some Beerios, 186 00:06:56,611 --> 00:06:59,058 extra carbs for masturbating all day. 187 00:06:59,095 --> 00:07:01,106 You guys are the best, I mean it. 188 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:02,281 We're feeling you too. 189 00:07:02,306 --> 00:07:04,812 So we're gonna go, 'cause we got work, we're gonna be late. 190 00:07:04,837 --> 00:07:06,546 I'm glad you enjoyed breakfast. See ya. 191 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:08,800 We got computers at work, we'll see you in 30. 192 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,303 I don't get it. 193 00:07:10,328 --> 00:07:12,608 Why would realchixxxchat be a forbidden website? 194 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:13,686 Makes no sense. 195 00:07:13,718 --> 00:07:15,394 The company's only supposed to block pornog. 196 00:07:15,412 --> 00:07:17,576 Does the name realchixxxchat 197 00:07:17,595 --> 00:07:19,840 even sound remotely like a porno site? 198 00:07:19,864 --> 00:07:22,072 What next? He's gonna block Google? 199 00:07:22,091 --> 00:07:24,413 Because there's two "o"s, and they look like breasts? 200 00:07:24,438 --> 00:07:25,688 That doesn't make any sense. 201 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:26,930 You can watch all kinds of stuff. 202 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:29,817 Yes, lord knows, last week, all we were doing all day 203 00:07:29,855 --> 00:07:31,724 was watching breast-feeding videos. - Yeah. 204 00:07:31,746 --> 00:07:33,984 And those Brazilian kids that were dancing behind each other. 205 00:07:34,002 --> 00:07:35,157 They were like five years old. 206 00:07:35,181 --> 00:07:38,221 Justanna, right now, is going private with a ton of dudes. 207 00:07:38,259 --> 00:07:39,515 Probably rich dudes 208 00:07:39,552 --> 00:07:42,412 who are wearing Aristotle and Ambercrombie & Fidge. 209 00:07:42,437 --> 00:07:44,374 And we're just sitting here all merona-ed out. 210 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,002 Okay, she's a real chick. 211 00:07:46,076 --> 00:07:47,932 So we need to treat her like a real chick 212 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:49,626 and force her to love us. 213 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:50,725 - Sure, yeah. - Thank you. 214 00:07:50,749 --> 00:07:51,539 I got it. 215 00:07:51,570 --> 00:07:54,650 But, dude, we can't flex on fools, if we can't even log on. 216 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,891 Alice's computer accesses pornog. 217 00:07:57,414 --> 00:07:59,083 How do you know that? 218 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:01,762 Because sometimes... 219 00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:05,787 I masturbate in her office. 220 00:08:06,891 --> 00:08:08,272 Alice, you're not gonna believe this. 221 00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:11,122 We just saw your ex-husband in the parking lot. 222 00:08:11,147 --> 00:08:13,919 Ooh! For Valentine's day? 223 00:08:13,938 --> 00:08:15,360 That is so cute. 224 00:08:15,403 --> 00:08:17,489 My ex is in the parking lot? 225 00:08:17,805 --> 00:08:18,674 Yeah. 226 00:08:18,705 --> 00:08:20,663 And he's asking for you. 227 00:08:20,688 --> 00:08:22,991 He mentioned he had a surprise. It's flowers. 228 00:08:23,296 --> 00:08:25,278 For Valentine's day! Oh, my God! 229 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,080 - It makes so much sense! - There are flowers. 230 00:08:27,111 --> 00:08:29,181 I haven't seen that jerk in, like, four years. 231 00:08:29,239 --> 00:08:30,813 I wonder who died. Excuse me. 232 00:08:30,831 --> 00:08:31,844 - Yeah. - Okay. 233 00:08:31,863 --> 00:08:33,581 - He probably still loves you. - Yeah. 234 00:08:33,898 --> 00:08:35,189 See what... go, go, go, go. 235 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:37,245 Justanna better not be showing her milk missiles 236 00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:38,646 to the whole goddamn world. 237 00:08:38,664 --> 00:08:39,883 Men can be such creeps. 238 00:08:39,917 --> 00:08:42,686 Maybe I should go on first, alone. 239 00:08:42,757 --> 00:08:46,585 Mmmmaybe I should probably go on first, 240 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,818 to protect her from assholes like kevinjamesfan6. 241 00:08:48,843 --> 00:08:50,247 - Hmm, no, no. - Excuse me! 242 00:08:50,277 --> 00:08:51,761 - Hmm, no, okay? - Pardon me. 243 00:08:51,806 --> 00:08:53,350 - Pardon moi, all right? - Pardon me. 244 00:08:53,368 --> 00:08:55,100 'Cause I think I should take the lead here, boys, 245 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:58,390 because I did mention that I had a question about art. 246 00:08:58,542 --> 00:08:59,969 Hey! 247 00:08:59,988 --> 00:09:02,314 Look who's just in time to see me slap it! 248 00:09:02,385 --> 00:09:05,272 Hey! 249 00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:13,334 Okay, okay. 250 00:09:14,058 --> 00:09:17,295 I took my time to create a composite of both of our faces, 251 00:09:17,314 --> 00:09:19,804 so we can see what our child would look like. 252 00:09:19,838 --> 00:09:20,678 Bad dad. 253 00:09:20,703 --> 00:09:22,467 I'm calling him Justsven. 254 00:09:22,489 --> 00:09:25,064 - He's got your eyes and my mouth. - Oh, very homely. 255 00:09:25,101 --> 00:09:26,653 Bad genes, bad genes. 256 00:09:26,729 --> 00:09:28,988 Oh, I've always wanted a little boy. 257 00:09:29,013 --> 00:09:30,558 Well, you got one! He's got your eyes. 258 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:33,322 And also, I'd love to take you to lookout point of Rancho Cucamonga. 259 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,726 - Okay, excuse me. - Romantic. 260 00:09:34,763 --> 00:09:36,753 Actually, we said one topic per. 261 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,092 - So it's my turn. - It's romantic. 262 00:09:38,122 --> 00:09:39,648 And I would like to ask you 263 00:09:39,716 --> 00:09:42,971 to wobble your noobs back and forth, so I can ejaculate in my pants. 264 00:09:43,014 --> 00:09:44,352 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey! 265 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:45,680 Hold your "horse-ti-cles," okay? 266 00:09:45,697 --> 00:09:47,811 - We said no masturbating! - I'm not masturbating. 267 00:09:47,829 --> 00:09:49,787 And actually we said, "no cranking down." 268 00:09:49,816 --> 00:09:51,332 And I'm not cranking down. 269 00:09:51,378 --> 00:09:53,700 I'm just trying to secrete my love to you... 270 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,093 - Stop it. - Without using hands. 271 00:09:55,122 --> 00:09:56,326 That's enough. 272 00:09:56,351 --> 00:09:57,476 And that's not creepy. 273 00:09:57,503 --> 00:09:59,357 Go ahead and put your blouse back on, hon. 274 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,594 I have a question about art. 275 00:10:00,621 --> 00:10:02,297 Okay? Will you paint me nude? 276 00:10:02,338 --> 00:10:03,426 All right, all right, 277 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,032 that actually could be the one I'm doing. 278 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:05,669 Stop it! 279 00:10:05,696 --> 00:10:06,689 You're really here. 280 00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:09,158 Look, you hurt me really bad, 281 00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:12,151 but I'm willing to give you another cha... 282 00:10:12,569 --> 00:10:14,722 you're my secret admirer? 283 00:10:21,356 --> 00:10:22,747 Game on. 284 00:10:22,778 --> 00:10:24,266 Does this body work for you? 285 00:10:24,438 --> 00:10:25,645 It's actually very hard. 286 00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:29,005 - It's very hard. - My body, your face. 287 00:10:29,071 --> 00:10:31,148 Oop! 288 00:10:31,202 --> 00:10:32,546 Oh, it's... 289 00:10:34,528 --> 00:10:36,524 so... 290 00:10:36,621 --> 00:10:37,446 ♪ ohh ♪ 291 00:10:37,464 --> 00:10:38,719 ♪ I turned the radio on ♪ 292 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,173 ♪ I turned the radio up ♪ 293 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,854 ♪ And this woman was singing my... ♪ 294 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:42,976 That is enough. 295 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,377 ♪ 'Cause... ♪ 296 00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:48,239 That was not my ex-husband. 297 00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:50,952 You know, I thought that he looked a lot like Bill. 298 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,827 I was like, "her ex-husband looks a lot like Bill." 299 00:10:52,855 --> 00:10:54,140 - I just put it together. - Yeah. 300 00:10:54,181 --> 00:10:55,805 Jillian! She pranked us. 301 00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:56,965 We all just got joshed. 302 00:10:57,008 --> 00:10:58,613 I do not appreciate it 303 00:10:58,647 --> 00:11:00,625 when people fuck with my personal life. 304 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,515 Now clock out and go home! 305 00:11:05,086 --> 00:11:06,659 ♪ So you think I was naive ♪ 306 00:11:06,696 --> 00:11:07,889 - Now! - Okay, totally. 307 00:11:07,907 --> 00:11:09,180 Very sorry, all right. 308 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,883 {pub}I can't believe I didn't get to say good-bye. 309 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,173 Didn't say... dude, we almost lost our jobs today. 310 00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:22,220 Um, I don't think we should be having this conversation without Justanna. 311 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,677 No, we should not, okay? 312 00:11:23,695 --> 00:11:27,226 We need to actually just stop this whole Justanna addiction. 313 00:11:27,634 --> 00:11:29,637 I'm sorry, but someone's got to be the adult here. 314 00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:30,759 Where are you going? 315 00:11:30,784 --> 00:11:32,376 I'm going for a rip on my Bianchi. 316 00:11:32,393 --> 00:11:33,195 What's it look like? 317 00:11:33,227 --> 00:11:34,563 I got to blow some steam off. 318 00:11:34,614 --> 00:11:35,296 So what? 319 00:11:35,314 --> 00:11:37,526 You just take a dump on my dreams, then you leave? 320 00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:40,378 It's what I do best. 321 00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:42,894 That guy. 322 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,581 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 323 00:11:44,797 --> 00:11:45,548 Let's go... 324 00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:47,317 - Get his laptop. - Make a salami sandwich. 325 00:11:47,654 --> 00:11:48,551 You know, it's crazy, 326 00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:51,601 from up here, Rancho Cucamonga seems like a small town. 327 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,860 You know, someday, this city could be all ours? 328 00:11:53,891 --> 00:11:56,954 Oh, it's just so beautiful up here, Anders. 329 00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:58,427 Actually, um... 330 00:11:58,484 --> 00:11:59,795 I've got a hard on. 331 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,118 Oh, well, then why don't you pull it out 332 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,032 and stroke it and... 333 00:12:04,294 --> 00:12:06,638 I'll turn my pussy into a glove. 334 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,488 Okay, all right. 335 00:12:08,511 --> 00:12:10,719 God, you're such a real chick. 336 00:12:10,757 --> 00:12:11,626 I love it. 337 00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,204 Now, if we do this, 338 00:12:13,307 --> 00:12:15,755 I would love for you to call me your fav. 339 00:12:15,962 --> 00:12:17,173 Call me Dave, your fav. 340 00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:19,493 No, David, your favor-ID. 341 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,056 - Hey, David! - What? 342 00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:23,821 - Okay, say I'm your Valentine. - We knew you'd be at lookout point. 343 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:26,910 How cliche can you get, you backstabbing slut? 344 00:12:26,966 --> 00:12:28,560 Oh, you said no cranking down. 345 00:12:28,584 --> 00:12:30,216 You're such a hypothetical. 346 00:12:30,252 --> 00:12:31,337 You're a hypothetic. 347 00:12:31,356 --> 00:12:32,350 Yep, and disgusting. 348 00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:34,355 Hey, guys, I told him to pull it out. 349 00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:36,460 Hey, Justanna, the men are talking. 350 00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:39,343 So that whole song and dance about breaking up 351 00:12:39,361 --> 00:12:41,345 was all a bunch of baloney sandwich meat? 352 00:12:41,372 --> 00:12:43,254 - It's my laptop! - Your laptop? 353 00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:45,015 - It's my laptop. - Your laptop? 354 00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:48,231 More like, soar, laptop! 355 00:12:48,813 --> 00:12:50,732 - Justanna! - What have you done? 356 00:12:50,765 --> 00:12:52,207 I immediately regret doing that. 357 00:12:52,232 --> 00:12:53,942 - I'm sorry about that. - Look at us! 358 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,702 We're supposed to be in this together! 359 00:12:55,787 --> 00:12:56,950 Hey, dorks! 360 00:12:57,132 --> 00:12:57,982 Shut up! 361 00:12:58,013 --> 00:13:00,736 I'm trying to finish this "v" day with a BJ! 362 00:13:01,794 --> 00:13:03,327 High school BJs, dude. 363 00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:04,680 Miss 'em. 364 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,442 I got like... 365 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:08,313 I never got one. 366 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,100 That's what time travel is gonna be for. 367 00:13:10,412 --> 00:13:12,408 Hey! 368 00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:13,327 Shh! 369 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,478 Oh, hey, boys. 370 00:13:15,551 --> 00:13:16,701 We're hoping 371 00:13:16,757 --> 00:13:19,732 that you would join us in real life, 372 00:13:19,761 --> 00:13:20,953 in reality, 373 00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:23,003 uh, for Valentine's day. 374 00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:24,249 Just the four of us. 375 00:13:25,408 --> 00:13:27,292 Wait, I just put in $500 worth of time the other day. 376 00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:28,903 Why don't you just put in a little more, okay? 377 00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:30,824 Because I can't, my credit card's maxed out. 378 00:13:30,841 --> 00:13:32,126 I bought a laptop. 379 00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:34,228 What kind of Bobo credit card do you have? 380 00:13:34,287 --> 00:13:37,076 It's not Bobo, it's Discover, and it pays to, okay? 381 00:13:37,106 --> 00:13:37,989 Doesn't seem like it. 382 00:13:38,013 --> 00:13:39,591 'Cause you're the one who maxed it out, 383 00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:41,958 trying to hands-free Jack when... really? 384 00:13:41,994 --> 00:13:43,084 That's a worthy endeavor. 385 00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:45,131 You don't have the mental bandwidth 386 00:13:45,183 --> 00:13:46,627 to pull that off, playboy. 387 00:13:46,646 --> 00:13:48,621 - I don't have the mental bandwidth? - No. 388 00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:50,824 You have no idea how wide my band is. 389 00:13:50,848 --> 00:13:52,275 - It's like a cat's tail. - You know what? 390 00:13:52,294 --> 00:13:53,986 I'll hands-free right now. Watch, in public. 391 00:13:54,028 --> 00:13:55,232 - Go for it. - Watch, I'm doin' it. 392 00:13:55,276 --> 00:13:56,487 I'm at half-mast already. 393 00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:58,715 - Hey, fellas. - I'm gonna blow in a minute. 394 00:13:58,739 --> 00:14:00,382 If you could be quiet for one minute, 395 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,600 I will explode in my pants. 396 00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:02,720 - Cool it! - People will see you. 397 00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:04,004 Okay, there's a lot of pressure here. 398 00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:05,148 There's too much pressure. 399 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,045 I need you, I need my dude crew, right now. 400 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,199 Because I'm gonna ask her if we can go private 401 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:10,948 for free, all right? Just for a second. 402 00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:13,755 - Just for your daddies. - No, I'm not allowed. 403 00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,043 Okay. 404 00:14:15,335 --> 00:14:16,681 You've got to be kidding me. What? 405 00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:17,842 That was fun! 406 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:20,086 All right, kevinjamesfan6 says, 407 00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:21,641 "pay up or shut up. 408 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:24,530 Now start beating your bread box"? 409 00:14:24,561 --> 00:14:26,099 - Oh, you don't... - That's our girl! 410 00:14:26,118 --> 00:14:27,311 You don't talk to our woman like that! 411 00:14:27,354 --> 00:14:28,606 Tell him to... 412 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,855 - Uh... - Mm... 413 00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:33,636 What did we say to that one guy? 414 00:14:33,685 --> 00:14:34,691 We were leaving the bar... 415 00:14:34,732 --> 00:14:36,285 - You said... - No, and I said, 416 00:14:36,316 --> 00:14:38,456 - "oh, suck it." - Yes! 417 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,950 I said "suck it." With, like, three "u"s though, 418 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,624 so he knows we mean business. 419 00:14:42,937 --> 00:14:45,068 Anna! I'm being told there's someone in your chat room 420 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,649 hassling customers, is that right? 421 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,610 Well, block him, and get back to slapping it! 422 00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:49,634 Now! 423 00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:52,833 - Banned? - What? 424 00:14:52,871 --> 00:14:56,033 Fu-u-u-u-udge! 425 00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:58,152 Uh, Superfudge. 426 00:14:58,217 --> 00:14:59,160 Judy Blume. 427 00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:02,021 It's a... literary classic. 428 00:15:08,376 --> 00:15:11,005 {pub}So, according to my credit card bill, 429 00:15:11,027 --> 00:15:12,537 this is the real chick's chat office. 430 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,602 We just need to be some polite-ass dudes, 431 00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:16,171 charm the fuck out of the secretary. 432 00:15:16,193 --> 00:15:16,862 Oh! 433 00:15:16,886 --> 00:15:18,825 She'll probably tell us where Justanna lives. 434 00:15:18,843 --> 00:15:21,256 Yeah, then we can tell 'em about that abusive boyfriend dude. 435 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:21,961 That's right. 436 00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:23,436 And then we can have Justanna move in with us, 437 00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:25,873 for at least Valentine's day. - What? You're leaving? No, stay. 438 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:27,185 No, I thought you would have left already. 439 00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:29,679 I thought I could leave, but I was wrong. 440 00:15:30,183 --> 00:15:32,553 Mm! Drama. 441 00:15:32,797 --> 00:15:34,041 Girlfriend, please. 442 00:15:34,077 --> 00:15:35,446 Have you guys seen Entourage? 443 00:15:35,474 --> 00:15:37,237 His name's "drama," he's funny. 444 00:15:37,262 --> 00:15:38,302 I think he's, like, the funny one. 445 00:15:38,327 --> 00:15:39,922 Oh, my God. 446 00:15:40,084 --> 00:15:41,052 You guys. 447 00:15:41,096 --> 00:15:42,340 You guys, we had it all wrong. 448 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,213 Realchixxxchat is like a giant sex prison. 449 00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:46,594 Our plan just shape-shifted. We got to save these girls, man. 450 00:15:46,619 --> 00:15:50,307 We got to go find Anna, and then we got to open up a battered-women's shelter. 451 00:15:50,332 --> 00:15:52,327 - At our house, preferably. - I say we split up, 452 00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:53,869 just in case one of us gets caught or something. 453 00:15:53,894 --> 00:15:55,021 I'll go this way. Psych. 454 00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:56,916 I'm going this way. Justanna! 455 00:15:57,215 --> 00:15:58,810 Justanna! Justanna! 456 00:15:59,064 --> 00:16:00,102 I saved your life. 457 00:16:00,115 --> 00:16:01,552 You're free! Run! 458 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:02,956 Come on, you're free! Get out of here! 459 00:16:02,981 --> 00:16:03,744 Justanna? 460 00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:05,105 Oh, hey! Damn, girl. 461 00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:06,693 Hey, just... oh, I'm sorry. 462 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:07,819 Justanna? 463 00:16:07,837 --> 00:16:09,625 You're free to go, okay? Get out of here. 464 00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:11,285 Excuse me, 465 00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:12,674 uh, I'm looking for Justanna. 466 00:16:12,699 --> 00:16:14,363 - I was gonna free her. - Justanna? 467 00:16:14,394 --> 00:16:16,257 Yeah, I mean, I'll free you too. See, it's no big deal. 468 00:16:16,281 --> 00:16:17,450 - God, boy! - Jeez! 469 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,209 Get back here and suck my dick. 470 00:16:19,252 --> 00:16:20,512 - Justanna! - Strong! 471 00:16:20,529 --> 00:16:22,938 You're free, go. Go, tan! 472 00:16:22,963 --> 00:16:24,048 Go tan! It's still sunny out! 473 00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:25,091 Holy shit! 474 00:16:25,839 --> 00:16:26,735 Suck it. 475 00:16:26,766 --> 00:16:27,982 Oh! Come on, let's go! 476 00:16:27,984 --> 00:16:29,103 You don't have to be here anymore. 477 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,249 Hey! My show! My tips! 478 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,702 - Motherfucker! - Ow! 479 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:35,691 - You get your ass out! - Ow! Ow! Oh, Jesus! 480 00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:36,700 Justanna! 481 00:16:37,006 --> 00:16:38,875 - Oh! - Justanna! 482 00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:40,575 Oh, my God! We're gonna come back for you guys. 483 00:16:40,593 --> 00:16:42,113 We're gonna free those... you. 484 00:16:42,148 --> 00:16:44,368 - Justanna! - Yeah, it's on now! 485 00:16:44,722 --> 00:16:45,749 Animals. 486 00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:47,655 Were they chasing you? 487 00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:49,017 Justanna? 488 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,071 Nope. 489 00:16:52,099 --> 00:16:53,810 Just me. 490 00:16:54,044 --> 00:16:55,103 Great job, fellas. 491 00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:57,141 Trespassing and possibly assault. 492 00:16:57,236 --> 00:16:58,527 Cops will love that. 493 00:16:58,552 --> 00:16:59,957 No, the cops are gonna love you. 494 00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:02,102 Because you're running a sex trafficking business. 495 00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:02,914 Sex trafficking? 496 00:17:02,932 --> 00:17:05,019 I'm on the board of the chamber of commerce, fellas. 497 00:17:05,044 --> 00:17:07,098 Well, then you let her out of that chamber! 498 00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:08,473 Of commerce. 499 00:17:08,498 --> 00:17:09,675 Hey, look, man, all right? 500 00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:12,014 Justanna's our sweetheart, okay? 501 00:17:12,051 --> 00:17:13,716 She's everybody's sweetheart. 502 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,393 We're not leaving without her. 503 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:18,186 Okay, I'll call her in. 504 00:17:18,881 --> 00:17:19,957 Anna? 505 00:17:21,095 --> 00:17:22,572 Anna? 506 00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:24,495 I don't know how to work the phone. 507 00:17:24,507 --> 00:17:26,000 So maybe we should just go to her. 508 00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:27,610 Ooh, that's naughty. 509 00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:28,914 You're bad. 510 00:17:28,951 --> 00:17:30,270 - Here we go. - Justanna! 511 00:17:30,288 --> 00:17:31,447 It's me! It's us! 512 00:17:31,472 --> 00:17:32,516 Hey! Hey! 513 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,148 - Hands off! - Okay. 514 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:36,659 These guys came here to rescue you, Anna. 515 00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:38,819 They said you're their sweetheart. 516 00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:40,918 What are you guys doing here? 517 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,018 Uh... 518 00:17:42,985 --> 00:17:44,756 Well, if you must know, 519 00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,959 we think we're falling for you, babe. 520 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:48,661 Like, in the love way. 521 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,647 Blake, you guys don't even know me. 522 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,264 I think we actually know a lot about you. 523 00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:55,442 There's a little twinkle in your eye, 524 00:17:55,461 --> 00:17:57,977 you have those cute little glasses, 525 00:17:57,996 --> 00:17:59,996 and the way you smack your pussy. 526 00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,344 Okay, well, what you don't know is 527 00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:03,246 that three babies crawled out of here. 528 00:18:03,272 --> 00:18:05,191 But what about the paintings? Your art? 529 00:18:05,213 --> 00:18:07,174 You can't just flush your dreams down the toilet. 530 00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:10,260 The art is just a gimmick. Keith paints these. 531 00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,944 You like 'em, right? Cool paintings? 532 00:18:11,989 --> 00:18:13,838 No, they're bad, they're terrible. 533 00:18:13,848 --> 00:18:15,887 It's like a stupid, dumb baby drew 'em. 534 00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:18,310 - Oh, a dumb baby drew this? - Dumb little baby. 535 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,307 You're showing your ignorance of composition. 536 00:18:20,338 --> 00:18:21,626 Okay, so we're here 537 00:18:21,645 --> 00:18:23,685 because you're the happiest, most joyful person 538 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,110 that we've ever shared our lives with. 539 00:18:25,128 --> 00:18:27,611 And we want to share the rest of our lives with you. 540 00:18:27,652 --> 00:18:29,726 I've been in and out of psych wards my whole life. 541 00:18:29,745 --> 00:18:32,456 You guys just don't want to be alone 542 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,327 on another Valentine's day. 543 00:18:35,494 --> 00:18:36,080 That's... 544 00:18:36,092 --> 00:18:38,516 - yeah, that's it, sure. - Okay. 545 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,081 I tell you what. 546 00:18:40,727 --> 00:18:43,832 How about tonight, and tonight only, 547 00:18:44,754 --> 00:18:47,683 I come, uh, hang out with you guys? 548 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,884 What do you say? 549 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:55,168 Three giant babies crawled through that vagina hole? 550 00:18:55,187 --> 00:18:56,316 - Oh, man. - Pass! 551 00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:57,742 And she was committed? 552 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,393 So she's, like, a nuts person? 553 00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:01,556 Oh, yeah, let's not forget the most important thing. 554 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,246 She wasn't an artist, okay? 555 00:19:03,432 --> 00:19:04,408 Deal breaker. 556 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:05,864 - Not for me. - Right, sure. 557 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:06,906 It was more the crazy thing 558 00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:09,292 and all the babies crawling out of her vag. 559 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,376 - Thought she was an artist, and she lied to us. - Three gross little things. 560 00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:14,365 Can we get two kamikazes? 561 00:19:14,422 --> 00:19:15,403 But... 562 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:18,742 She did teach us how to talk to real chicks. 563 00:19:19,002 --> 00:19:21,262 Yeah. Yeah. 564 00:19:21,949 --> 00:19:24,365 Yo! Hey, what's up? 565 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,101 How about I intro you birds 566 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,136 to my main man Der-kenstock over there? 567 00:19:28,212 --> 00:19:29,248 Over here! 568 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:30,430 We call him the plumber, 569 00:19:30,442 --> 00:19:34,125 because he will straight fix your leaky pipes. 570 00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,712 He ain't lyin'. Speaking of lion... 571 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,995 My main man with the mane, ma'am, 572 00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:40,509 this is Blake, ma'am. 573 00:19:40,878 --> 00:19:41,872 Hung like a rhino, 574 00:19:41,899 --> 00:19:43,670 and educated about women's bodies, 575 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:46,006 like a gyno... cologist. 576 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,030 - Floop! - That was good. 577 00:19:47,058 --> 00:19:48,298 That was really good, Ders. 578 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:51,375 - "Like a gynecologist." - That's a vaginal doctor. 579 00:19:51,393 --> 00:19:53,192 - Right. - That's him. 580 00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:54,831 I can hear that, I can hear that. 581 00:19:54,849 --> 00:19:56,474 - That's checking out. - Yeah, it is. 582 00:19:56,806 --> 00:20:00,236 And last, but definitely not gay... 583 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,686 - Mm-mm. - No can do. 584 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,635 - Pew-pew! Pew-pew! - We got Adam. 585 00:20:03,947 --> 00:20:06,371 And why don't you ladies go ahead and give him a hand? 586 00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:07,619 Because he doesn't need one. 587 00:20:07,631 --> 00:20:09,868 Oh, we're doing that? Oh, we're doing that right now? 588 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:10,845 Bring it on, man. 589 00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:12,691 I think I can handle that. 590 00:20:15,073 --> 00:20:17,412 Oh, I'm at half-mast already. 591 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:20,328 - Get it, boy. - Hoo! Hoo! 592 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,796 Papa came to play. Papa came to play. 593 00:20:22,814 --> 00:20:24,964 He's hands-free masturbating in front of you. 594 00:20:24,988 --> 00:20:26,741 Oh, it's working! It's actually... 595 00:20:26,772 --> 00:20:28,633 - oh! - Whoa! Oh! Oh! 596 00:20:28,909 --> 00:20:30,009 All right. 597 00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,766 You got me wet. 598 00:20:31,824 --> 00:20:35,872 How about I return the Favreau, John? 599 00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:36,918 - Nice. - Oh! 600 00:20:36,943 --> 00:20:39,631 - He's a direct... - Hey, what are you doing? 601 00:20:39,643 --> 00:20:40,615 Whoa, man, okay. 602 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,393 What do you say we just go home and boot up some porno? 603 00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:44,437 Yeah, I'd love to. 604 00:20:44,468 --> 00:20:46,016 We don't have a laptop, remember? 605 00:20:46,991 --> 00:20:50,160 Wild Things is on Starz at 8:50. 606 00:20:50,721 --> 00:20:53,945 - That's a date. - It's been a while since we've seen it.