1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,868 You'll never believe what happened to me at work. 2 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:09,337 This old guy was choking on his food and I saved his life. 3 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:10,668 Did you Heimlich him? 4 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:13,277 No, I said, "I think that old guy's choking." 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,675 Then one of the busboys Heimlich'd him. 6 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:19,378 You're a hero. 7 00:00:19,886 --> 00:00:22,514 Yeah, that was the point of the story. 8 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:26,257 Do you know if you have Thursday night off? 9 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:27,825 Uh, I think so, why? 10 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:29,790 Why? It's Valentine's Day. 11 00:00:29,996 --> 00:00:32,430 Oh, right. Yeah, we can do something. 12 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:36,797 - You could be a little more into it. - I'm into it, I'm into it. 13 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:40,097 There's pressure to make the night special and it never works out. 14 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:45,334 Well, this time it's gonna be different because I'm like a romance ninja. Heh. 15 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:49,710 You don't see it coming and then... Bam! Romance! Watch out! Hearts, kisses, love! 16 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,111 Ooh! Ya! 17 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:55,516 Sometimes I think I've made you cooler than you used to be... 18 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:56,916 ...then you go and do that. 19 00:00:59,692 --> 00:01:03,719 So in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt... 20 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:06,899 ...after passing a meal of spicy chilies is proof... 21 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:10,866 ...that the rectum does possess the sense of taste. 22 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:20,610 I concur, but you changed the subject. What are we doing for Valentine's Day? 23 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:23,380 Oh, you caught that, did you? 24 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:53,307 Okay. 25 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:55,305 Okay. 26 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:58,310 Okay. 27 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:02,655 Okay. Okay! 28 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,686 Okay. 29 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,486 Everything okay? 30 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:18,964 Bernie's a little cranky since she's been working, like, 17 hours a day. 31 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:23,165 I've got a lot on my plate too. I've been busting my tail playing "Assassin's Creed." 32 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,870 Stuart, you got anything going on for Valentine's Day? 33 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,538 Not really, other than hiding all the sharp objects around here... 34 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,082 ...and white-knuckling it till morning. 35 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,809 What do you got going on? 36 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:38,352 I was gonna spend the night with my special little lady... 37 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:41,356 ...but she got worms and then I had to take her to the vet. 38 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:46,722 There must be something we can do. 39 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,994 Uh, how about, uh, you keep the store open late... 40 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,763 ...and we throw a party for people who don't have dates? 41 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,070 That actually sounds kind of nice. 42 00:02:55,275 --> 00:03:00,372 The theme will be that the greatest love a man can have is love he has with himself. 43 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,175 That's good... 44 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:08,878 ...or maybe something a little less hand-in-the-pants. 45 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:12,384 Oh. Alex, excellent. 46 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:16,858 I have a research problem that I believe you can help with. 47 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,553 Oh, Dr. Cooper, thank you. 48 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:22,223 I've been waiting for an opportunity to contribute to your scientific work. 49 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,560 Oh, no, that's not gonna happen. No. 50 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:33,204 What I need you to do is find a Valentine's gift for my girlfriend. 51 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:38,407 I passed up an opportunity to work at Fermilab to take this job with you. 52 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:43,588 Well, I guess those chaps will have to have someone else buy their girlfriends presents. 53 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:49,626 Now, here is... Oh, let's see... This is... 54 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,426 This is about $2000. 55 00:03:56,502 --> 00:04:00,768 Um, I think she likes monkeys and the color gray. 56 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:09,638 Contribute to my work. Heh. 57 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:15,315 Ah, kids say the darndest things. 58 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,951 - Hey, you coming to lunch? - Yeah, one second. 59 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:21,751 - I wanna show you something. - What? 60 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:26,694 I was trying to come up with something really romantic to give Bernadette... 61 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:30,960 ...for Valentine's Day since she's been such a pain in the ass. 62 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:35,697 You can't find a card that says that? 63 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:40,711 Check it out. I used the atomic-force microscope in the materials-science lab... 64 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:46,317 ...and wrote our initials in a heart one one-thousandth the size of a grain of sand. 65 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,677 Oh, that's cool. 66 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:53,154 A micro-Valentine for a microbiologist. Heh. 67 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,988 From her micro-husband. 68 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:02,559 That is amazing. How long did this take you? 69 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:05,863 Ah, about 12 hours. I pulled an all-nighter. Heh. 70 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,063 Oh, wow. 71 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:11,404 Yeah, I know, it really took a bite out of my video-game time. 72 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:13,168 What are you and Penny doing? 73 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:15,711 I'm gonna take her to a nice restaurant for dinner. 74 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:21,414 That's not bad, but as far as romance goes, I think my gift hits it right out of the... 75 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,756 - Wanna come to dinner with us? - Yes, please. 76 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:37,227 Okay, uh, Amy will be here shortly expecting the perfect Valentine's gift. 77 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:40,873 So you're up, kid, dazzle me, go. 78 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,741 Okay, I think I have some great choices. 79 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,701 I went on Amy's Facebook page and read her interests... 80 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:49,882 See? I never would've thought to do that. 81 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,878 Clearly I made a good choice farming this out to you. 82 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,385 I'm telling you, Amy hit the boyfriend jackpot. 83 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,022 Anyway... 84 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,656 ...my socks are on. Let's knock them off. 85 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,962 Well, um, I know she loves playing the harp... 86 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:14,732 ...so I found this beautiful music box that plays one of her favorite songs. 87 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,803 Now, Amy already has a real harp... 88 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:23,374 ...and it can play any song. 89 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:26,245 What are you trying to pull here? 90 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:30,415 - No, it's just I thought... - Next. 91 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:35,119 Okay, um, I know she's a fan of The Canterbury Tales... 92 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:36,318 Mm. 93 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:42,457 ...so I found this cool map that illustrates the characters' journey through England. 94 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,933 We could put it in a really nice frame. 95 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:49,230 But she's got Google Maps on her phone. 96 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,310 I don't know how to respond to that. 97 00:06:55,848 --> 00:07:00,444 I hope it's with a third good option because these first two: Blah. 98 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:07,124 Okay, well, uh, luckily I saved the best for last. 99 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,456 Since Amy's a neuroscientist, I did some research... 100 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:14,759 ...found out that Santiago Ramon y Cajal, the father of modern neuroscience... 101 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:17,458 ...did lots of hand drawings of brain cells. 102 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:23,638 And I managed to find this signed print. 103 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,505 Wow. 104 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:27,646 Oh, this is truly remarkable. 105 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,881 - Thank you. - I think I'll keep it for myself. 106 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:37,983 - What about your girlfriend? - Too late, I called dibs. 107 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:44,820 This place is really beautiful. 108 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,056 Wah. Romance ninja. 109 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:51,293 Hey. 110 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:52,801 - Sorry we're late. - Hey. 111 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:54,495 No problem. We just sat down. 112 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:57,268 - Mm. Would you like some wine? - Fill her up. 113 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:01,536 I'll tell you when to stop. 114 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:05,313 Is everything okay? 115 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,042 Terrific. Couldn't be better. 116 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:08,513 Oh, bite me. 117 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:13,486 We can still have a nice night. Just tell me where it is. 118 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:16,992 If you did what you said you were gonna do, I'd tell you. 119 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:20,690 - Uh, where what is? - She hid my Xbox like I'm a child. 120 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:26,569 My mom got me that for my birthday, so if you don't give it back, I'm telling. 121 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:32,002 I've been working late every night. All I asked was he clean the apartment... 122 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:34,111 ...and do one load of laundry. Did he? No. 123 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,939 He kept on playing that stupid game. 124 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:39,874 You like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine. 125 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:46,321 - I said I'm sorry. - Sorry doesn't clean my underpants, buddy. 126 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:50,688 I told you. Turn them inside out. 127 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:53,764 And I told you to bite me. 128 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,435 Trying to have a magical night here, guys. 129 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,204 - Oh, son of a bitch. - What? 130 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,571 - Nothing. Nothing. - No, tell me. 131 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,774 It's just this guy I used to date. 132 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:10,974 Oh. 133 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:14,449 Until he cheated on me with my friend Gretchen, who's here with him. 134 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:17,888 - You're kidding. - And it looks like she lost a lot of weight. 135 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,580 Damn it. 136 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,752 I know it's not ideal, but don't let them ruin our night. 137 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:27,228 No, you're totally right. She could be skinny because she's dying. 138 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,963 That's the spirit. 139 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:33,627 Screw them. Our night's gonna be way more special than theirs. 140 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:38,234 Uh-oh. 141 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:40,907 What? 142 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,573 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 143 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:47,685 - Oh, my God! Yes! Of course I'll marry you! - Ha, ha. 144 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,322 Two can play this game. Penny... 145 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,287 - Get up. - All right. 146 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:03,729 Nice that the people who are Ionely on Valentine's Day... 147 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,836 ...can come here tonight and be together. 148 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:08,336 Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. 149 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,066 In fact, there's no place I'd rather be than here. 150 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,440 - Except on a date with anybody. - Literally anybody. 151 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:18,410 You and I have so much fun hanging out. 152 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,451 If you were a girl, all of our problems would be solved. 153 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,382 What? 154 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:31,623 Think about it. We'd hang out, we'd read comic books, we'd see movies. 155 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:33,889 It'd be like the best relationship ever. 156 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,129 - It does sound nice. - Then I'd take you home... 157 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:41,898 ...slip off your little, black dress and pile-drive you into oblivion. 158 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,267 What? 159 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:52,315 I can't believe he's gonna marry the girl he cheated on me with. 160 00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:53,576 Isn't it kind of nice? 161 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:56,482 He was with the wrong person. Now he found the right person. 162 00:10:56,689 --> 00:11:00,284 So I'm the wrong person? Maybe you wanna be with Gretchen too. 163 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:03,927 They do look happy. 164 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,188 Yeah, maybe tonight. 165 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:08,923 But a year from now, he'll be crawling under the sink looking for his Xbox. 166 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:11,596 Well, he will. 167 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:16,702 Why don't we just forget about them and enjoy our Valentine's Day? 168 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,500 Yes, absolutely. 169 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:27,980 Heh. Now they're doing that phony, link-arm-drink thingy. 170 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,621 I totally taught him that. 171 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:35,925 - I thought we were letting it go. - We were. It's just not fair, okay? 172 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,152 They're bad people. 173 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,628 Not supposed to end happy for them, it's supposed to end happy for me. 174 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:44,164 Um, it did end happy for you. You're here with me. 175 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,133 Yeah, yeah, I know. 176 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:49,232 This is getting hard to not take personally. 177 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,444 - Come on. Don't make this about you. - I'm not. It's about you. 178 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,079 Yeah, whatever. I told you Valentine's Day sucks. 179 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:58,477 - This one does, and you're the reason why. - What? 180 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,051 Compared to them, I'm feeling pretty good about us. 181 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:07,490 Me too. How about we blow off dessert, go home early? I'll do that laundry. 182 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:08,851 Thank you. 183 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,823 - I love you. - Love you too. 184 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,865 - So where'd you hide it? - Where you'd never look. 185 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,000 Damn it, it's in the washing machine. 186 00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,710 - Hello. - Hello. 187 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:32,342 - Happy Valentine's Day. - Okay. 188 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,521 - Shall we go to dinner? - Hang on. 189 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:40,214 As you know, I had planned a traditional evening... 190 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,916 ...of romance and gifts. 191 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:46,565 Yes, and as you know, I planned to pretend to enjoy it. 192 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:51,025 I've been working on this facial expression all day. 193 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,200 And I appreciate your effort... 194 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:59,002 ...but upon contemplation, I decided I was being selfish. 195 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:01,202 So I canceled our dinner reservations... 196 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:05,042 ...and came up with an even better way to celebrate Valentine's Day. 197 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,549 - What is that? - By doing none of it. 198 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,513 No dinner, no romance, no gifts. 199 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,156 We stay here, order a pizza... 200 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:17,556 ...and watch one of your beloved Star War Trek things. 201 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,054 Really? 202 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,961 That's what you'd love, isn't it? 203 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:23,596 More than anything. 204 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,427 Well, then, that's what we're gonna do. 205 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:32,571 Well, I don't know what to say. 206 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:37,172 This is the most thoughtful gift that anyone's ever given me. 207 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:41,750 And that's including an amazing gift I gave myself earlier today. 208 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,614 I'm your girlfriend, that's my job. 209 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:52,287 I know gift-giving puts pressure on you so whatever you got me, you can return. 210 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,623 No. 211 00:13:56,101 --> 00:14:00,094 After everything you didn't do for me tonight, I want you to have it. 212 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,505 - What's this? - Read it. 213 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,577 "Sheldon Cooper, Caltech University employee information"? 214 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,838 At the bottom. 215 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:14,848 "In case of emergency, please contact Amy Farrah Fowler." 216 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,723 And there's my phone number. 217 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:26,189 This is the most beautiful gift you could've ever given me. 218 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:31,735 I thought if I have a stroke or a kidney stone... 219 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,496 ...who would I want to share that with? 220 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,141 And you picked me. 221 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:45,144 - It's like you said, you're my girlfriend. - Oh, Sheldon. 222 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:55,488 Okay, stop ruining Valentine's Day and order my pizza. 223 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,327 - Night. - Yep. 224 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,335 You know what? 225 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:14,243 That was pretty crappy of you. 226 00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,641 All I wanted to do was give you a great night... 227 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,409 ...and it's like you went out of your way to destroy it. 228 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,951 - Yep. I know. I'm a total bitch. - I'm not saying that. 229 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,679 - Well, I am. - Fine, you win, you're a bitch. 230 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:30,359 Why couldn't we just have a nice time? 231 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,763 I don't know. 232 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:37,368 Maybe because things are going so well between us lately and I've been happy. 233 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:47,110 Okay, you're gonna have to make a lot more sense than that. 234 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:50,909 Obviously, I have some commitment issues. 235 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,779 - Glaringly obvious. Go on. - As long as things keep going great... 236 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:58,423 ...you'll keep asking me to marry you. Eventually, I'll end up saying yes. 237 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:02,617 Then we're gonna be married forever and the whole thing just freaks me out. 238 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,224 Okay. 239 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,595 I know I propose a lot. 240 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:16,063 So how about this? 241 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:20,143 I promise I will never ask you to marry me again. 242 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,575 What do you mean? Are you breaking up with me? 243 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,147 No. No, no, no. 244 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,479 But if someday, you decide you wanna get married... 245 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,586 ...you have to propose to me. 246 00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:32,655 - Really? - Yes. 247 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:34,953 It's all on you. 248 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,856 But when the time comes, I want the whole nine yards. 249 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:41,589 I want you down on one knee, flowers. I wanna be swept off my feet. 250 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,229 Yeah, you got it. 251 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:48,600 And I'm cool with surprises, but nothing on a Jumbotron. 252 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,139 I don't wanna cry on a big screen like that. 253 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,042 Okay. 254 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,611 You know what? 255 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:04,652 This might be the wine talking, but I have an important question to ask you. 256 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:06,982 You do? 257 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,684 Leonard Hofstadter? 258 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,459 Yes? 259 00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:16,666 Will you be my Valentine? 260 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,294 Sorry, maybe next year. 261 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,302 I'm just kidding! Romance ninja! Let's have sex! Wah! 262 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,774 Thank you, guys, for doing this. 263 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,509 We're glad you could make it. 264 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:39,815 Usually, I spend Valentine's Day sad and alone. This year, I'm just sad. 265 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,923 What is it about this holiday that makes people so unhappy? 266 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:48,565 I know. I hate myself most of the time, but tonight's the night I know... 267 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,894 ...everyone else does too. 268 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,996 I think you're cool. 269 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:56,163 Great. 270 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:02,870 I gotta tell you. We've gotta stop beating ourselves up like this. 271 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:08,515 Excuse me, everybody. Can I have your attention, please? 272 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:17,185 We're all here tonight because we have no one to be with. 273 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:22,093 But that doesn't make us mutants. 274 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:25,030 The only mutants here are in these comic books. 275 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:32,700 We gotta stop defining our self-worth by whether or not we're in a relationship. 276 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,609 You know what I see when I look around? 277 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,077 I see a room full of great people. 278 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:45,856 So let's give ourselves a break. We are a community. 279 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:50,552 And as long as we have each other, we're never truly alone. 280 00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:01,065 That was cool, what you said. 281 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,875 - You really think so? - Yeah, I do. 282 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,476 Thank you. 283 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:14,611 Uh, would you like to, uh, get a cup of coffee? 284 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,910 Okay. 285 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,789 Later, losers! 286 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,233 Hello? 287 00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:44,011 Another medical emergency? What's wrong with him now? 288 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:49,248 I seriously doubt he was bitten by a Chinese bird spider. 289 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:53,619 How exactly does a bump feel Asian? 290 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,417 Put him on the phone. 291 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,561 Sheldon, I'm not driving over there again. 292 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,393 Because I drove over there yesterday for a brain tumor... 293 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,865 ...that turned out to be an ice-cream headache. 294 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,436 Yes, I still want to be your emergency contact. 295 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:16,771 Yes, you can eat your ice cream too fast and also have a brain tumor. 296 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,548 I'm on my way. 297 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,320 Brain tumor would explain a lot.