1 00:00:00,225 --> 00:00:02,126 No. You lied to me, Andy! 2 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:04,900 You pretended to be in this office for three months, and you were 3 00:00:04,925 --> 00:00:07,858 sailing on your boat! - I resent that. 4 00:00:07,904 --> 00:00:10,055 I never lied to you. 5 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:13,248 Really? "Hey, David, all is good 6 00:00:13,273 --> 00:00:14,847 in Scranton, P.A." 7 00:00:14,866 --> 00:00:17,020 And all was good in Scranton, P.A., that day. 8 00:00:17,041 --> 00:00:18,968 "By the way, Oscar says hi." 9 00:00:19,015 --> 00:00:21,695 Oscar says hi all the time. 10 00:00:21,786 --> 00:00:23,292 He says all kinds of greetings-- 11 00:00:23,317 --> 00:00:25,101 hi, hello, hola. 12 00:00:25,678 --> 00:00:27,597 You're telling me you've never heard Oscar say hi? 13 00:00:27,621 --> 00:00:29,421 - Andy-- - You're calling me a liar? 14 00:00:29,439 --> 00:00:30,873 - Andy-- - By the way, that reminds me. 15 00:00:30,895 --> 00:00:32,455 I want to ask you about some of the lies 16 00:00:32,478 --> 00:00:34,127 you've been telling me lately. - Watch it, Andy. 17 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,633 Oh, here we go. January 7, 2013. 18 00:00:36,659 --> 00:00:38,288 "Hey, Andy, all's well. 19 00:00:38,313 --> 00:00:40,249 Been meaning to make it down there, but my wife's sick." 20 00:00:40,285 --> 00:00:41,773 Well, which is it? 21 00:00:41,819 --> 00:00:43,551 Is all well, or is your wife sick? 22 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,777 - Busted! - My wife? 23 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,213 This has been a really tough time. 24 00:00:49,232 --> 00:00:50,107 - Yeah? - Yeah. 25 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:51,826 - Has it? - Erin just dumped me, 26 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:53,035 and I can't remember 27 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,384 any of the "aha" moments I had on the boat, 28 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:56,929 and I know it sounds weird to say, 29 00:00:56,946 --> 00:00:59,477 but I really miss my beard. - Shh. 30 00:00:59,556 --> 00:01:02,119 - It was like a security blanket. - Andy... 31 00:01:05,142 --> 00:01:07,060 I'm not gonna fire you. 32 00:01:08,983 --> 00:01:10,251 You're not? 33 00:01:10,353 --> 00:01:11,986 - No. - That's awesome. 34 00:01:12,022 --> 00:01:13,856 I wouldn't own the company if it wasn't for you. 35 00:01:14,028 --> 00:01:16,997 So I owe you that. 36 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:19,837 David, I'll be there for you. 37 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:22,534 These five words I swear to you. 38 00:01:22,552 --> 00:01:25,261 When you breathe, I want to be the air for you. 39 00:01:25,324 --> 00:01:27,229 I'll be there for you. 40 00:01:27,336 --> 00:01:29,337 That's a poem by J.B. Jovi. 41 00:01:29,786 --> 00:01:31,005 I want you to have it. 42 00:01:31,056 --> 00:01:33,108 We are even now. 43 00:01:33,157 --> 00:01:34,374 Understand? 44 00:01:35,127 --> 00:01:36,315 - Got it? - Crystal. 45 00:01:36,334 --> 00:01:38,990 And you are on very-- hey. 46 00:01:39,262 --> 00:01:40,531 Very thin ice. 47 00:01:40,902 --> 00:01:43,003 Vanilla. 48 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,487 Vanilla Ice. He was a band. 49 00:01:49,594 --> 00:01:52,613 [Cheerful music] 50 00:02:12,613 --> 00:02:16,613 The Office S09E16 Moving On 51 00:02:17,442 --> 00:02:21,442 Sync and corrections by Norther www.addic7ed.com 52 00:02:25,089 --> 00:02:26,996 - Good morning. - Good morning. 53 00:02:27,029 --> 00:02:29,743 And how are you on this fine d... 54 00:02:31,212 --> 00:02:34,275 [Weeps] 55 00:02:51,727 --> 00:02:53,547 Okay. Ahem. 56 00:02:53,892 --> 00:02:55,123 We ready? 57 00:02:55,263 --> 00:02:57,282 Don't use that part. 58 00:02:58,236 --> 00:03:01,165 Last week, Erin told me that our relationship 59 00:03:01,195 --> 00:03:04,965 will be proceeding without me. Ahem. 60 00:03:05,406 --> 00:03:07,744 Now I have to see her every day at work, 61 00:03:07,762 --> 00:03:11,037 which is brutal. 62 00:03:12,408 --> 00:03:14,539 When people say office relationships are a good idea, 63 00:03:14,564 --> 00:03:17,716 they never talk about what might happen if you break up. 64 00:03:17,794 --> 00:03:21,613 [Moaning] 65 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:24,488 [Wailing] 66 00:03:26,011 --> 00:03:28,193 He sounds like a wounded animal. 67 00:03:28,268 --> 00:03:31,157 Should have put him out of his misery and just fired him. 68 00:03:31,215 --> 00:03:34,259 I can't be around sad people. It makes me sad. 69 00:03:34,318 --> 00:03:36,362 I'm the same way with horny people. 70 00:03:36,432 --> 00:03:38,316 Okay. 71 00:03:38,724 --> 00:03:40,813 [Moaning] 72 00:03:41,744 --> 00:03:44,757 Yes, Pete and I have started seeing each other, 73 00:03:44,773 --> 00:03:46,590 and Andy still doesn't know. 74 00:03:46,639 --> 00:03:48,308 We thought that keeping it secret 75 00:03:48,327 --> 00:03:51,279 was more considerate to him. - [Andy sobbing] 76 00:03:52,559 --> 00:03:54,876 And hot for us. 77 00:03:55,182 --> 00:03:57,357 I mean, I saw Pete's butt. 78 00:03:57,766 --> 00:03:59,116 It's sick. 79 00:04:03,481 --> 00:04:05,148 Oh, that's mine. 80 00:04:05,356 --> 00:04:06,994 I'll just-- I'll get it out of the way for you. 81 00:04:07,022 --> 00:04:09,588 Jim set up a job interview for me today in Philly. 82 00:04:09,664 --> 00:04:11,809 It's with a real estate company, 83 00:04:11,859 --> 00:04:13,847 which is a great fit for me, 84 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:16,632 because I live in a house 85 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:19,075 and I know what a bathroom is. 86 00:04:19,278 --> 00:04:21,853 I'm sorry. I am just very nervous, 87 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:25,913 because, honestly, this is all moving a lot faster 88 00:04:25,948 --> 00:04:28,468 than I expected, and-- and because 89 00:04:28,487 --> 00:04:31,270 my resume can fit on a post-it note. 90 00:04:32,757 --> 00:04:34,346 No, don't just let her eat the grass. 91 00:04:34,373 --> 00:04:35,722 She'll puke it right up. 92 00:04:36,059 --> 00:04:37,621 Okay, just put out two bowls 93 00:04:37,659 --> 00:04:40,094 and see which feed she prefers. 94 00:04:40,383 --> 00:04:41,714 I'm sorry to be taking up 95 00:04:41,745 --> 00:04:43,364 so much of your precious time, Mose, 96 00:04:43,394 --> 00:04:45,345 but she's your aunt too. 97 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,671 Fine. I'll see what I can do. 98 00:04:51,537 --> 00:04:53,337 [Coin dropping] 99 00:04:53,414 --> 00:04:55,705 - I need you. - Dah! Dwight. 100 00:04:55,747 --> 00:04:58,263 And you should take breaks more often. I've been waiting there for 45 minutes. 101 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:00,218 - What? What is it? 102 00:05:00,271 --> 00:05:01,566 It's my aunt Shirley. 103 00:05:01,591 --> 00:05:03,458 She's on her last legs. 104 00:05:03,954 --> 00:05:06,039 - Dwight, that's awful. - You have no idea. 105 00:05:06,054 --> 00:05:09,621 I mean, her hair, her clothes, it's all falling off 106 00:05:09,645 --> 00:05:11,720 in great, big clumps. 107 00:05:11,818 --> 00:05:14,269 And we need someone to go out there and clean her up. 108 00:05:14,299 --> 00:05:15,590 We had a nurse, but she quit, 109 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:18,832 because she was "poisoned" by aunt Shirley. 110 00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:20,692 What do you mean by poisoned? 111 00:05:20,718 --> 00:05:21,968 Probably nothing. 112 00:05:21,982 --> 00:05:23,443 Or strychnine. 113 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:26,607 Or lemonade and strychnine, which is actually what it was. 114 00:05:26,638 --> 00:05:28,626 Okay, well, I'm very sorry about your aunt. 115 00:05:28,657 --> 00:05:31,563 - Thank you. - But I don't see how this is my problem. 116 00:05:31,703 --> 00:05:34,433 Angela, you owe me one. Remember? 117 00:05:34,636 --> 00:05:35,980 Now, please. 118 00:05:36,051 --> 00:05:37,552 She's an old woman, Angela. 119 00:05:37,586 --> 00:05:39,095 She needs a woman's touch. 120 00:05:39,107 --> 00:05:40,823 - It's all hanging out... - Ugh. 121 00:05:40,849 --> 00:05:43,120 And there's parts of her I don't even recognize. 122 00:05:43,146 --> 00:05:45,815 There's this one hanging part in particular 123 00:05:46,050 --> 00:05:49,158 that's some sort of flap. - It's fine. 124 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,206 It's like a prehensile wing or something. 125 00:05:51,236 --> 00:05:53,270 - I don't know. - Oh, God. All right. 126 00:05:53,332 --> 00:05:54,687 I can't-- okay. 127 00:05:54,712 --> 00:05:57,537 - I'll help you. - There's a divot where it was, 128 00:05:57,557 --> 00:05:59,676 and it needs-- it needs... 129 00:06:03,199 --> 00:06:04,599 Where are you going? 130 00:06:04,846 --> 00:06:07,644 Uh. Not on a three-month boat trip. 131 00:06:07,753 --> 00:06:10,500 - Oh, burn. Ha. 132 00:06:10,811 --> 00:06:13,587 Excuse me, everyone can just leave whenever they want now? 133 00:06:13,617 --> 00:06:15,593 How dare you? 134 00:06:16,354 --> 00:06:18,406 I'm still the boss. 135 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,944 - The answer is yes. - I have some messages for you. 136 00:06:39,415 --> 00:06:40,578 Are they from you? 137 00:06:40,619 --> 00:06:41,976 Well, no, they're from clients. 138 00:06:42,018 --> 00:06:44,115 Well, then I don't want them. 139 00:06:44,268 --> 00:06:45,347 You can keep 'em. 140 00:06:45,412 --> 00:06:49,632 In fact you can keep that big, blue nautica sweater. 141 00:06:49,662 --> 00:06:51,170 - I know how much you love it. - I can't. 142 00:06:51,212 --> 00:06:54,178 No, I insist upon it. It's an awesome sweater. 143 00:06:54,228 --> 00:06:56,024 Some great memories tied up in that thing. 144 00:06:56,055 --> 00:06:57,055 These are messages 145 00:06:57,092 --> 00:06:58,821 from clients who want to buy paper. 146 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,515 I don't want to talk about work right now. 147 00:07:00,538 --> 00:07:02,673 Well, I only want to talk about work right now. 148 00:07:02,701 --> 00:07:04,521 Then I want my big blue sweater back. 149 00:07:04,547 --> 00:07:07,432 Well, I gave it to the salvation army. 150 00:07:13,157 --> 00:07:16,428 - I've got this seat adjusted just right. - Perfect. Yeah. 151 00:07:18,221 --> 00:07:19,755 She got rid of it. 152 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,492 My blue sweater. 153 00:07:21,579 --> 00:07:23,363 What is that about? 154 00:07:24,003 --> 00:07:26,316 - I was just leaving. - Stay. 155 00:07:26,592 --> 00:07:28,423 We are in the brozone layer. 156 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,933 Okay, Nard Dog, Plop, and Clarker Posey, 157 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:32,369 A.K.A. Clarkwork Orange. 158 00:07:32,394 --> 00:07:36,230 Here's the sitch. Erin dumped me, natch, 159 00:07:36,859 --> 00:07:39,684 but she got rid of my blue sweater, which was her favorite. 160 00:07:40,302 --> 00:07:43,084 Is she moving on a little fast, 161 00:07:43,287 --> 00:07:45,593 or am I being a total psycho? 162 00:07:46,135 --> 00:07:47,599 Plop, you go first. 163 00:07:48,079 --> 00:07:50,293 I don't know. Women do tend to move on 164 00:07:50,306 --> 00:07:52,180 quicker than men. 165 00:07:52,752 --> 00:07:54,877 Survey says... [Makes buzzer sound] 166 00:07:54,979 --> 00:07:57,314 Doesn't make me feel better at all. 167 00:07:57,798 --> 00:07:59,832 Zero Clark thirty, what do you got? 168 00:07:59,856 --> 00:08:02,068 Well, look at it this way. Being a bachelor is not all bad. 169 00:08:02,117 --> 00:08:04,387 I mean, you got your freedom now. 170 00:08:05,637 --> 00:08:07,398 Last night I ordered a pizza by myself, 171 00:08:07,431 --> 00:08:09,482 and I ate it over the sink like a rat. 172 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,801 There you go. Good for you. 173 00:08:10,833 --> 00:08:12,117 No. 174 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:13,976 You're just letting it all hang out. 175 00:08:14,010 --> 00:08:15,615 That's what... 176 00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:18,585 It may not seem like it, but this really helped, 177 00:08:18,609 --> 00:08:21,394 so thank you. - Cool. 178 00:08:24,593 --> 00:08:27,979 I'll give you $100 to wear that sweater to work tomorrow. 179 00:08:36,207 --> 00:08:39,099 Aunt Shirley, hello, it's me, Dwight. 180 00:08:39,129 --> 00:08:41,760 Oh, looky here. It's big city Dwight. 181 00:08:41,815 --> 00:08:44,200 Careful you don't get mud on those fancy town shoes, 182 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,360 big city Dwight. 183 00:08:45,393 --> 00:08:48,156 - Hello, aunt Shirley. - Who's this little kitchen witch? 184 00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:50,231 She's so tiny, like a little kitchen witch. 185 00:08:50,255 --> 00:08:53,971 This is Angela, and we brought you some new clothes. 186 00:08:54,038 --> 00:08:55,494 New clothes? What for? 187 00:08:55,524 --> 00:08:57,356 - Oh, dear God. Okay. - Oh. Oh, my God. 188 00:08:57,373 --> 00:09:01,461 You know what, before you put the new clothes on, 189 00:09:01,619 --> 00:09:04,448 Angela's gonna get you cleaned up a little bit. 190 00:09:04,546 --> 00:09:09,320 Yes. How would you like a nice, warm bath? 191 00:09:09,369 --> 00:09:10,864 How would you like a mean, cold slap? 192 00:09:10,886 --> 00:09:12,139 Ow! 193 00:09:12,158 --> 00:09:14,334 Okay, aunt Shirley, dear, 194 00:09:14,445 --> 00:09:18,107 can I get you a nice crisp liter of schnapps? 195 00:09:18,138 --> 00:09:19,736 - I could do that. - Okay. 196 00:09:19,755 --> 00:09:21,302 - No. No. - Yeah, trust me. 197 00:09:21,329 --> 00:09:23,097 - No. - It keeps her docile. 198 00:09:23,184 --> 00:09:27,039 Go to the kitchen, get the largest receptacle you can find. 199 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:29,545 Step on it. 200 00:09:29,905 --> 00:09:31,836 Why doesn't Erin seem sad? 201 00:09:33,643 --> 00:09:36,250 Has she found someone new or something? 202 00:09:36,362 --> 00:09:38,443 And, if so, why hasn't she told me? 203 00:09:38,773 --> 00:09:41,517 Is she trying to spare my feelings? 204 00:09:42,521 --> 00:09:46,708 During break-ups, the mind goes to some crazy dark places. 205 00:09:57,411 --> 00:09:58,962 Andy, don't. 206 00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:00,848 No good can come from snooping. 207 00:10:00,873 --> 00:10:01,819 I'm not snooping. 208 00:10:01,837 --> 00:10:03,450 There's just some crud on her screen. 209 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:04,704 You're clearly snooping. 210 00:10:04,754 --> 00:10:06,108 - That's kind of uncool, man. - Andy. 211 00:10:06,132 --> 00:10:08,039 - Aw, come on. - That's her private property. 212 00:10:08,097 --> 00:10:10,081 - Boo! - Uh, hello? 213 00:10:10,162 --> 00:10:12,280 Who's snooping on who now? 214 00:10:12,739 --> 00:10:14,270 What does that even mean? 215 00:10:14,295 --> 00:10:15,452 - Everyone, just please-- - What's it say? 216 00:10:15,473 --> 00:10:16,592 - Put it down. - Andy. 217 00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:17,782 - Hey! - Come on, Andy. 218 00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:19,932 - Put it down. - That's Erin's private property. 219 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,144 Oh, my God. 220 00:10:22,209 --> 00:10:24,234 - See. - Nosy'll get you. 221 00:10:24,302 --> 00:10:25,369 Told him so. 222 00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,629 It just doesn't make any sense. 223 00:10:27,802 --> 00:10:29,553 Darryl, Clark, Kevin, Toby, plop, 224 00:10:29,599 --> 00:10:31,127 take a knee. 225 00:10:31,746 --> 00:10:35,365 All right, you guys are gonna think I'm psycho again. 226 00:10:35,838 --> 00:10:37,083 Couldn't shake this feeling 227 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,789 that Erin's dating someone, so I looked at her phone. 228 00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:41,371 Man, you can't do that stuff. 229 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:42,874 You'll only find pain. 230 00:10:43,084 --> 00:10:44,753 When my ex-wife got into my email account, 231 00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:45,933 she was devastated. 232 00:10:45,988 --> 00:10:47,419 Too late. 233 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:50,011 I found out she's been texting a guy named Pete. 234 00:10:51,074 --> 00:10:53,424 Does anybody know a Pete? 235 00:10:56,026 --> 00:10:57,753 - Pete. - Hmm. 236 00:10:57,801 --> 00:10:59,335 Pete what? 237 00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:01,919 It just occurred to me that Andy has been calling me plop 238 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:04,707 for so long he forgot my real name. 239 00:11:04,978 --> 00:11:06,395 Which is Pete. 240 00:11:32,368 --> 00:11:33,495 Hello. 241 00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:34,668 - Hey. There she is. 242 00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:36,263 [Chuckles] 243 00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:38,522 - How you doing? - Hi. 244 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:39,797 Hey, do I look okay? 245 00:11:39,821 --> 00:11:40,953 - You look great. - Okay. 246 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,834 - Yeah. - What's that? 247 00:11:43,854 --> 00:11:44,902 - Is that a-- - Okay, I know 248 00:11:44,927 --> 00:11:46,940 where you're going with this, and this is who I am now. 249 00:11:46,983 --> 00:11:47,933 I'm a douche. 250 00:11:47,981 --> 00:11:49,415 But look what I can do with my hands. 251 00:11:49,448 --> 00:11:51,104 - [Giggles] - Gotta go. 252 00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:52,738 Vip just walked through the door. 253 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:55,168 How are you, Isaac? You have something in your ear. 254 00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:56,819 It's a phone. 255 00:11:57,179 --> 00:12:00,923 Yes, it is, and thank you so much for setting up this opportunity. 256 00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:02,427 I really appreciate it. - Of course. 257 00:12:02,445 --> 00:12:03,840 Anything for team Halpert. 258 00:12:03,899 --> 00:12:05,312 You're gonna crush it, Pam. 259 00:12:05,386 --> 00:12:06,236 Thanks. 260 00:12:06,271 --> 00:12:08,213 - You are gonna crush it. - Mmh. 261 00:12:08,245 --> 00:12:09,545 Wow, I missed you. 262 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,104 Wait, are you saying that into the phone 263 00:12:11,135 --> 00:12:12,731 or are you saying that to me? - Call you right back. 264 00:12:12,759 --> 00:12:13,842 What were you saying? 265 00:12:13,882 --> 00:12:15,220 Haha. 266 00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:16,915 - Aw. - Hey, Jim. 267 00:12:16,964 --> 00:12:18,790 We got Trent Edwards on the line. 268 00:12:18,865 --> 00:12:19,909 - I've gotta go. - Okay. 269 00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:22,412 But, you know what, team Halpert, okay? 270 00:12:22,435 --> 00:12:23,585 You're gonna crush it. 271 00:12:23,603 --> 00:12:25,052 You're gonna smash it. 272 00:12:25,076 --> 00:12:26,376 Okay. 273 00:12:26,556 --> 00:12:28,582 - Good luck. - Bye. 274 00:12:29,033 --> 00:12:31,068 God, she drank so much. 275 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,213 And so quickly. 276 00:12:32,306 --> 00:12:33,537 Mm. 277 00:12:33,656 --> 00:12:36,006 In her prime, Shirls could put away homemade schnapps 278 00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:40,047 morning, noon, and night. - [Coughs and laughs] 279 00:12:41,521 --> 00:12:43,851 Now all it takes is 1/2 liter. 280 00:12:44,018 --> 00:12:45,902 She's dreaming. All right. 281 00:12:46,035 --> 00:12:48,446 Let's get her out to the yard so you can spray her down. 282 00:12:48,507 --> 00:12:49,487 Spray her down? 283 00:12:49,506 --> 00:12:51,978 No, it's a lot better than it sounds. 284 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:54,822 There's a private shower area, 285 00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:57,552 very tasteful and very rustic. 286 00:13:00,744 --> 00:13:01,726 Hey. 287 00:13:01,773 --> 00:13:04,273 Come on in. Have a seat. 288 00:13:05,975 --> 00:13:07,575 Uh, thanks for coming in. 289 00:13:07,603 --> 00:13:10,499 I just got to get something off my chest. 290 00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:15,659 I just got some really weird news, and, uh, 291 00:13:15,822 --> 00:13:17,378 I'm just gonna come out and say it. 292 00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:19,753 I just got off the phone with my doctor, 293 00:13:20,193 --> 00:13:26,081 and turns out I contracted ch-lamydia from Erin. 294 00:13:26,546 --> 00:13:28,302 And it's incurable. 295 00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:30,413 Pretty lame, huh? 296 00:13:31,174 --> 00:13:32,542 Yeah. 297 00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:46,181 - You were gone... - I knew it! 298 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:50,504 - For a long time, Andy. - You and Erin are f... 299 00:13:51,101 --> 00:13:53,148 Andy, just so you know, 300 00:13:53,192 --> 00:13:54,576 there was no overlap. 301 00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:56,439 - No overlap? Great. 302 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:57,764 Good. Wow. 303 00:13:57,832 --> 00:13:59,413 This is suddenly so easy. 304 00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:01,311 Guess what? You're fired. 305 00:14:01,348 --> 00:14:02,315 - What? - Yeah. 306 00:14:02,356 --> 00:14:04,793 You are fired. 307 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,409 One of the perks of being boss. 308 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:09,150 I can fire anyone who steals my girlfriend. 309 00:14:09,191 --> 00:14:11,766 And, wow, that turns out to be you. 310 00:14:11,831 --> 00:14:13,035 Yup, sorry. 311 00:14:13,221 --> 00:14:15,396 ♪ So you had a bad day - Andy. 312 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,249 - ♪ The camera don't lie - Andy. 313 00:14:17,266 --> 00:14:20,147 ♪ You're a big idiot, get out of my office ♪ 314 00:14:20,178 --> 00:14:22,224 - Andy. - ♪ Turns out you're fired 315 00:14:22,281 --> 00:14:24,025 ♪ because you suck 316 00:14:24,056 --> 00:14:25,506 ♪ And you're fired 317 00:14:25,549 --> 00:14:26,987 if you want to talk to me, 318 00:14:27,005 --> 00:14:28,956 I'll be in the annex, all right? 319 00:14:29,528 --> 00:14:31,029 I'm gonna be in the annex. 320 00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:33,047 - [Scatting] - Toby. 321 00:14:33,065 --> 00:14:35,618 - [Scatting] - Toby. 322 00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:36,906 You can't fire Pete. 323 00:14:36,932 --> 00:14:39,206 You understand why, right? 324 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,487 No. 325 00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:44,209 Andy, we had this exact same conversation 326 00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:45,651 when you wanted to get rid of Nellie. 327 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:49,380 You can't just get rid of people over grudges. 328 00:14:49,702 --> 00:14:51,390 Nellie was a professional grudge. 329 00:14:51,472 --> 00:14:54,035 This is a purely personal grudge. 330 00:14:54,836 --> 00:14:57,055 All right, well, look, while I have you, 331 00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:59,850 this is a relationship disclosure form 332 00:14:59,869 --> 00:15:01,825 for Pete and Erin. 333 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,615 They already have a contract? 334 00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:11,366 "Mutually agree to..." 335 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,627 Every phrase is like a dagger in my crotch. 336 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,611 - It's just boilerplate. You don't have to read it. 337 00:15:16,637 --> 00:15:18,202 Well, I'm not signing away my rights. 338 00:15:18,579 --> 00:15:21,539 I already signed it. I was just showing you. 339 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,463 Okay, well, we'll see about that. 340 00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:26,332 Andy, that's not the original. 341 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:31,075 And destroying it will not stop them from dating. 342 00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:33,149 Andy. 343 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,883 It's the original. 344 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,376 ♪ If they're talking Chester Avenue ♪ 345 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,039 ♪ Talking triplex 346 00:15:51,093 --> 00:15:52,712 ♪ talking converting 347 00:15:52,736 --> 00:15:53,768 is that her? 348 00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:55,087 Hey, guys. 349 00:15:55,231 --> 00:15:56,426 - Say something. I said-- - Hello. 350 00:15:56,463 --> 00:15:58,650 - Hi, I'm Mark. - Hi. Pam. Hello. 351 00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:00,631 I'm the horrible boss around here, 352 00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:03,861 but please don't hire Jamie Foxx to kill me. 353 00:16:04,075 --> 00:16:06,344 ♪ Django 354 00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:10,996 I don't agree with the use of the n-word in that movie. 355 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,113 It's too soon. 356 00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,552 - I'm Pam Halpert. - Oh. Hi. 357 00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:16,338 They call me Marky Mark around here, 358 00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:17,944 because here at Simon realty 359 00:16:17,966 --> 00:16:20,685 we are one funky bunch. 360 00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:22,079 Come on, you guys. 361 00:16:22,116 --> 00:16:24,002 Raise the roof when I say that. 362 00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:26,558 What are you, all temps again today? 363 00:16:27,047 --> 00:16:28,110 [Whistles] 364 00:16:28,135 --> 00:16:29,529 Let's go, Gangnam-style. 365 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,491 [Laughs] He's heard Gangnam Style. 366 00:16:31,522 --> 00:16:32,616 He knows it. Right? 367 00:16:32,647 --> 00:16:34,680 That's 'cause he's American. 368 00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,269 - This is Carl. - Hi. 369 00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:41,105 - He's, uh, from here. He's from our neck of the woods. 370 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:44,239 But Gangnam Style is great, isn't it? 371 00:16:44,648 --> 00:16:47,984 Oh, my God. He's Michael Scott. 372 00:16:52,259 --> 00:16:54,797 - Time to get clean. - It's hosing time, aunt Shirley. 373 00:16:54,838 --> 00:16:56,646 Have a seat. You're gonna have a hard time 374 00:16:56,671 --> 00:16:58,660 hearing her over the roar of the hose. 375 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,449 - We have to do chains? - Oh, you'll see. 376 00:17:00,539 --> 00:17:02,077 - Here we go. - Get this show on the road. 377 00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:04,077 - Let's do it. Ready? 378 00:17:04,161 --> 00:17:06,128 Here's a box cutter to get her clothes off. 379 00:17:06,407 --> 00:17:07,797 - Dwight! - Let's get to it. 380 00:17:07,853 --> 00:17:09,287 - Give it a whirl. - No. No. 381 00:17:09,318 --> 00:17:11,286 Dwight, I'm not gonna hose your aunt down 382 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,520 like some animal. 383 00:17:12,551 --> 00:17:14,606 Stop your bellyaching and hose me. 384 00:17:14,631 --> 00:17:15,781 I need you to hose my aunt. 385 00:17:15,806 --> 00:17:17,075 - No, Dwight. - Okay, you are useless. 386 00:17:17,093 --> 00:17:18,258 - No, no. - Give me the hose. 387 00:17:18,282 --> 00:17:21,385 Dwight, I won't do it. [Both shouting] 388 00:17:30,556 --> 00:17:32,994 I'm gonna give your aunt a proper bath 389 00:17:33,047 --> 00:17:35,316 and a haircut like a lady. 390 00:17:35,335 --> 00:17:37,536 And you two are gonna shut up about it. 391 00:17:37,618 --> 00:17:38,919 Do you have a bathtub? 392 00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:40,762 - Yes, ma'am. - Good. 393 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,731 This is not so much an office 394 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:46,615 as it is a rec room with a bunch of computers in it. 395 00:17:46,711 --> 00:17:48,462 And, frankly, if I had my way, 396 00:17:48,558 --> 00:17:51,027 I'd toss the computers in the garbage, 397 00:17:51,047 --> 00:17:52,810 but unfortunately we use them 398 00:17:52,853 --> 00:17:55,606 for practically everything we do, so... 399 00:17:56,302 --> 00:17:57,696 That ain't gonna happen. 400 00:17:58,053 --> 00:17:59,559 He's a temp. Don't worry about him. 401 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:00,616 Alice! 402 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:04,317 All right. Stay awake, okay? 403 00:18:06,362 --> 00:18:08,322 Hey, Nellie. 404 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:09,944 Mm. 405 00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:13,002 I am so sick of February. 406 00:18:13,499 --> 00:18:16,874 It's the shortest month, but it sure doesn't feel that way. 407 00:18:17,569 --> 00:18:18,932 We should catch up. 408 00:18:19,044 --> 00:18:20,354 Um... 409 00:18:20,585 --> 00:18:22,735 You know, I've been going over my notes from the trial-- 410 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,127 Oh, no, Toby, no. 411 00:18:24,148 --> 00:18:26,066 I feel like I might have glossed over a few minor points. 412 00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:29,153 No, Toby, you cannot keep blathering on 413 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:31,132 about this Scranton strangler. 414 00:18:31,155 --> 00:18:32,249 Do something about it. 415 00:18:32,272 --> 00:18:34,072 Get it out of your system, whatever it takes. 416 00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:36,684 - I've been drafting a letter. - For two years! 417 00:18:36,723 --> 00:18:38,723 Then what? Another year picking out a stamp? 418 00:18:38,778 --> 00:18:41,453 Another six months before you decide to lick it? 419 00:18:41,671 --> 00:18:44,821 Just-- I don't want to hear it. 420 00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:46,591 My aunt Joan. 421 00:18:46,616 --> 00:18:50,277 Oh, well, she-- she worked here before I did, 422 00:18:50,318 --> 00:18:52,105 so there's no nepotism involved. 423 00:18:52,136 --> 00:18:54,771 In fact, to be honest with you, I'm probably a little harder 424 00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:57,646 on her than I am on the rest of these people. 425 00:18:58,914 --> 00:19:00,572 Can you not work on this? 426 00:19:00,594 --> 00:19:02,228 Work on this month's. 427 00:19:02,647 --> 00:19:04,263 Okay, Nana? 428 00:19:05,873 --> 00:19:10,089 When I say, "chillax," people chillax. 429 00:19:10,097 --> 00:19:12,598 Watch this. Hey, Roger, chillax. 430 00:19:15,117 --> 00:19:17,050 He must not have heard me. 431 00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:19,735 - No. I heard you. 432 00:19:20,081 --> 00:19:24,647 Step this way for the Spanish inquisition. 433 00:19:24,717 --> 00:19:26,355 Kids in the hall. 434 00:19:26,688 --> 00:19:29,132 Just-- it's not high pressure. 435 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:31,602 It's just a little [Brooklyn accent] cawfee talk. 436 00:19:31,699 --> 00:19:33,346 Okay? Like buttah. 437 00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:34,384 Come on in here. 438 00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:37,331 - Mike Myers. - [Mouthing] Oh, my God. 439 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:46,857 Thank you. 440 00:19:47,046 --> 00:19:48,245 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 441 00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:49,314 Really appreciate it. 442 00:19:49,349 --> 00:19:51,800 You guys were supposed to have my back, okay? 443 00:19:51,977 --> 00:19:55,256 Instead, you let a guy named plop steal my girlfriend. 444 00:19:55,436 --> 00:19:57,174 Hey, boss, I did everything I could. 445 00:19:57,245 --> 00:19:58,825 I invited Pete out for drinks. 446 00:19:58,854 --> 00:20:01,067 - I emailed him shots of my junk. - Ugh. 447 00:20:01,144 --> 00:20:03,011 Kid doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. 448 00:20:03,109 --> 00:20:04,692 - Come on, Andy. They're a good match. 449 00:20:04,732 --> 00:20:06,365 That doesn't matter, okay? 450 00:20:06,383 --> 00:20:09,733 What matters is that I am hurt. 451 00:20:10,286 --> 00:20:13,205 Deep hurt inside of me. 452 00:20:13,465 --> 00:20:15,891 I don't care if they're Romeo and freaking Juliet. 453 00:20:16,085 --> 00:20:19,605 I feel like the guy Juliet dated before Romeo. 454 00:20:19,838 --> 00:20:21,495 Probably her boss. 455 00:20:21,719 --> 00:20:22,720 And guess what? 456 00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:24,786 Juliet's boss also had feelings. 457 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,343 - Hey, Andy. - What? 458 00:20:27,753 --> 00:20:30,805 You got a booger bubble going on there. 459 00:20:32,624 --> 00:20:33,863 Sorry. 460 00:20:35,214 --> 00:20:36,231 That's okay. 461 00:20:36,665 --> 00:20:39,454 My whole life is a booger bubble. 462 00:20:45,389 --> 00:20:47,557 This is a tiny resume. 463 00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:49,151 [Inhales] 464 00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:50,832 Papa smurf. 465 00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:53,964 Come back to the mushroom. 466 00:20:53,976 --> 00:20:54,764 [Chuckles] 467 00:20:54,781 --> 00:20:56,364 - It's from the smurfs movie. - Yeah. 468 00:20:56,398 --> 00:20:59,297 I've seen that with my kids. It is tiny. 469 00:20:59,394 --> 00:21:01,192 But I've actually been commissioned 470 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,251 by the city of Scranton to paint a mural-- 471 00:21:03,281 --> 00:21:07,084 What does this say here? [Speaking gibberish] 472 00:21:07,488 --> 00:21:08,942 What language is this? 473 00:21:08,995 --> 00:21:10,932 Swahili? Oh, wait a second. 474 00:21:10,956 --> 00:21:13,864 - Now I can read it. - Oh, 'cause it was upside-down. 475 00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:17,166 You're a good audience. 476 00:21:18,032 --> 00:21:20,169 Unlike some of these people around here. 477 00:21:20,189 --> 00:21:22,967 Yeah. The city commissioned me to do-- 478 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,906 Yeah, we don't have a lot of call for doodling around here. 479 00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:29,257 But I like this resume, and here's why. 480 00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:32,130 It shows that you stick around. 481 00:21:33,478 --> 00:21:36,112 Yeah, you don't jump ship easily 482 00:21:36,234 --> 00:21:39,269 like a lot of these people. [Sighs] 483 00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:42,450 I mean, they-- they worship me, you know, 484 00:21:42,477 --> 00:21:45,214 but do they like me? 485 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:50,933 I mean, do you think they like me, Pam? 486 00:21:53,956 --> 00:21:55,469 Yes. 487 00:21:55,811 --> 00:21:58,346 What if Bob Dylan was your boss? 488 00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:00,958 I'm gonna do Dylan. 489 00:22:01,369 --> 00:22:02,913 ♪ 490 00:22:03,921 --> 00:22:05,902 ♪ Pam Halpert is my name 491 00:22:05,928 --> 00:22:08,897 ♪ I've been at Dunder Mifflin for... ♪ 492 00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:11,284 Seven years? Eight years. 493 00:22:11,307 --> 00:22:13,352 ♪ Eight years, man 494 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,587 ♪ got the Dunder Mifflin blues 495 00:22:15,661 --> 00:22:17,555 ♪ got the Pam Halpert blues 496 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,940 ♪ got Pratt-- went to Pratt institute ♪ 497 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:22,569 - You have children? - Two children, yes. 498 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,616 - And you do art and painting? - Mm-hmm. 499 00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:27,355 - Kind of the same thing. ♪ kind of the same thing 500 00:22:27,534 --> 00:22:29,997 ♪ sometimes I repeat myself 501 00:22:30,051 --> 00:22:32,448 ♪ but that's just being Pam 502 00:22:32,479 --> 00:22:33,954 ♪ 503 00:22:34,294 --> 00:22:36,426 ♪ Well, I'm kinda cute 504 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:40,979 ♪ and I'm... But I'm married, so... ♪ 505 00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,986 ♪ Leave that be 506 00:22:43,182 --> 00:22:46,150 Hey. You got a sec to talk? 507 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,646 Kind of painful to chat with you, Pete, 508 00:22:48,677 --> 00:22:51,172 ever since the ol' one-two punch to my scrotum pole, 509 00:22:51,198 --> 00:22:52,782 translation--penis, 510 00:22:52,808 --> 00:22:54,542 translation--my manhood. 511 00:22:55,086 --> 00:22:58,157 Yeah, look, uh... 512 00:22:58,614 --> 00:23:00,499 I understand break-ups are tough. 513 00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:02,062 You know, it happens to all of us 514 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:03,800 at some point in life. 515 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,869 But you gotta move on. 516 00:23:09,665 --> 00:23:11,499 Great advice. 517 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,549 Thank you. You can leave now. 518 00:23:13,582 --> 00:23:14,818 Listen to him, Andy. 519 00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:17,808 He's trying to tell you something that you really need to hear. 520 00:23:19,099 --> 00:23:21,865 Awesome perspective. Thanks for butting in. 521 00:23:22,046 --> 00:23:24,591 Well, I've been where you are now. 522 00:23:24,772 --> 00:23:26,146 I dated this girl Alice, 523 00:23:26,183 --> 00:23:28,084 and it was an ugly break-up. 524 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,994 She worked at a marketing agency right next to my house. 525 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,108 I'd run into her every day, but I had to grow up 526 00:23:33,139 --> 00:23:35,335 and deal with it, and I did. 527 00:23:36,035 --> 00:23:37,667 We're even Facebook friends now. 528 00:23:37,726 --> 00:23:39,861 See? We can all be friends. 529 00:23:39,895 --> 00:23:41,813 - Yeah. - Just get over it. 530 00:23:41,864 --> 00:23:43,239 It doesn't have to be awkward. 531 00:23:43,294 --> 00:23:45,379 I do think we can have a fair...[Voice fading] 532 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,528 Andy: Yeah, so life gives you lemons, 533 00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:50,403 you just gotta eat 'em, rinds and all. 534 00:23:50,487 --> 00:23:51,704 And, if you don't want to eat 'em, 535 00:23:51,745 --> 00:23:53,212 your ex-girlfriend will shove them down your throat 536 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:55,293 with the help of her hunky new boyfriend. 537 00:23:55,994 --> 00:23:57,839 So that's fun. 538 00:23:59,470 --> 00:24:03,470 Episode continues after these credits... 539 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,360 Nothing to see here. 540 00:24:38,399 --> 00:24:40,183 Boss at work. 541 00:24:40,589 --> 00:24:43,078 This will be your desk, right up front. 542 00:24:43,126 --> 00:24:44,764 Best seat on the roller coaster. 543 00:24:44,795 --> 00:24:47,891 You must be this tall to ride this ride. 544 00:24:48,384 --> 00:24:50,894 No pregnant women allowed. 545 00:24:50,925 --> 00:24:53,817 Are you? I'm not allowed to ask, so... 546 00:24:54,205 --> 00:24:55,832 - I am not-- - You're not pregnant. 547 00:24:55,850 --> 00:24:58,354 I didn't ask her if she was pregnant. 548 00:24:58,450 --> 00:24:59,575 She just offered it. 549 00:24:59,609 --> 00:25:02,841 The last three girls here all got pregnant. 550 00:25:02,923 --> 00:25:05,481 - Wow. - Don't--don't be afraid. 551 00:25:05,518 --> 00:25:07,152 It's a different chair. 552 00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:09,343 I don't want a guy up here. 553 00:25:09,512 --> 00:25:14,011 I want to, you know, see a woman come in and do a great job. 554 00:25:14,151 --> 00:25:16,054 Something--I have to look out this window-- 555 00:25:16,078 --> 00:25:18,163 - I'm sorry, I thought this job was for the position 556 00:25:18,171 --> 00:25:19,188 of office manager. 557 00:25:19,804 --> 00:25:21,004 It is. Yeah. 558 00:25:21,048 --> 00:25:22,998 You'd manage this office. 559 00:25:23,025 --> 00:25:25,847 You'd answer the phone and forward the calls, 560 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:28,826 and, you know, go for a coffee run now and again. 561 00:25:28,878 --> 00:25:30,945 So kind of like a receptionist. 562 00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:33,186 Yeah. Like a receptionist, 563 00:25:33,221 --> 00:25:36,201 but we call you the office manager, 564 00:25:36,218 --> 00:25:40,146 because it's less demeaning. 565 00:25:41,115 --> 00:25:44,784 By the way, how long are these cameras 566 00:25:44,814 --> 00:25:46,182 gonna be following you around? 567 00:25:46,207 --> 00:25:50,026 Because I think this is pretty cool. 568 00:25:50,056 --> 00:25:51,557 [Whistles] 569 00:25:51,734 --> 00:25:53,409 Pretty, pretty cool. 570 00:25:53,433 --> 00:25:55,490 Larry David, curb your enthusiasm. 571 00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:57,083 - Do you like that show? - Yes. 572 00:25:57,173 --> 00:26:00,592 Well, I think they indulge themselves a little too much. 573 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,181 [Inhales] 574 00:26:02,859 --> 00:26:04,332 I like scripted. 575 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,949 I spent ten years as a receptionist 576 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:08,431 to Michael Scott. 577 00:26:08,506 --> 00:26:11,369 And I have kids now. 578 00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:16,475 And I just-- I can't. 579 00:26:19,234 --> 00:26:21,933 - Ow. The braid is too tight. 580 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,522 Oh, hush. 581 00:26:23,654 --> 00:26:26,317 Loose braids reflect a loose character. 582 00:26:26,441 --> 00:26:28,485 Now stay still. 583 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,567 Yes, ma'am. 584 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:34,599 I think your hair is much too long for your age, by the way. 585 00:26:35,048 --> 00:26:36,123 Okay. 586 00:26:36,174 --> 00:26:37,694 There. 587 00:26:39,810 --> 00:26:41,378 Thank you, Angela. 588 00:26:42,785 --> 00:26:44,616 I'm going to the prison 589 00:26:44,810 --> 00:26:47,678 this afternoon to go and talk to the strangler. 590 00:26:48,137 --> 00:26:51,003 Probably best to use his real name rather than strangler. 591 00:26:51,070 --> 00:26:53,516 Don't use his real name. 592 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:56,022 George Howard Skub? 593 00:26:57,021 --> 00:26:58,612 That's a devil name. 594 00:26:58,723 --> 00:27:01,187 Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm doing it. 595 00:27:01,211 --> 00:27:02,799 I'm going. 596 00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:06,363 He's doing it. 597 00:27:07,551 --> 00:27:09,102 The fact that you've been able to cover-- 598 00:27:09,146 --> 00:27:11,097 [cell phone buzzes] 599 00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:13,466 - Hey. - Hey, how'd the interview go? 600 00:27:13,491 --> 00:27:15,199 - Oh, my gosh. Wait until I tell you. 601 00:27:15,236 --> 00:27:17,765 This guy was unbelievable. 602 00:27:18,128 --> 00:27:20,253 - Okay, so-- - I can't wait to hear about it later. 603 00:27:20,284 --> 00:27:22,716 Do you want to come in at 8:00? And don't eat, 604 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:23,717 because I'm ordering in. 605 00:27:23,751 --> 00:27:25,168 - 8:00? Really? 606 00:27:25,657 --> 00:27:27,825 I'll make it worth your while, I promise. 607 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,752 - Sure. I mean, it's Philly. 608 00:27:29,786 --> 00:27:31,420 I can kill four hours. 609 00:27:31,454 --> 00:27:33,024 So, yeah, I'll see you at 8:00. 610 00:27:33,055 --> 00:27:35,623 - All right. Love you. - Love you. 611 00:27:41,871 --> 00:27:42,927 - Hi. - Hi. 612 00:27:42,939 --> 00:27:44,979 I'm here from BCI Marketing Consultants 613 00:27:45,004 --> 00:27:46,245 to meet with Andrew Bernard. 614 00:27:46,272 --> 00:27:48,035 Oh, yes, the consultant. 615 00:27:48,510 --> 00:27:49,859 Andy said you can start right away. 616 00:27:49,912 --> 00:27:51,531 So I will take you to your desk. 617 00:27:51,556 --> 00:27:53,190 - Oh, okay, great. Thanks. 618 00:27:53,349 --> 00:27:55,662 - Mm. Fresh meat. 619 00:27:55,724 --> 00:27:57,425 Fresh meat! [Making kissing noises] 620 00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:59,346 Just keep walking. Don't give her anything. 621 00:27:59,371 --> 00:28:00,626 She'll take it and run. 622 00:28:00,657 --> 00:28:02,348 - I'm Erin by the way. - Nice to meet you. 623 00:28:02,385 --> 00:28:03,976 - Cute sweater. - Oh, thanks. 624 00:28:03,995 --> 00:28:06,464 Your shoes match. I'm bad at small talk. 625 00:28:06,508 --> 00:28:08,509 I'm Kevin. 626 00:28:12,443 --> 00:28:13,965 Pete? 627 00:28:14,555 --> 00:28:16,272 Alice. 628 00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:18,081 [Softly] Oh, man. 629 00:28:18,112 --> 00:28:19,587 It's been a while, huh? 630 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,884 - Oh, do you two know each other? - Yeah. We have a history. 631 00:28:22,933 --> 00:28:25,179 - Oh. - History. Wow. 632 00:28:25,210 --> 00:28:27,910 Okay. We dated for two years. 633 00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:29,788 That's so random. 634 00:28:29,824 --> 00:28:32,116 Well, is it? 635 00:28:33,432 --> 00:28:36,850 Andy also hired a management consultant today. 636 00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:40,641 Oh, no. 637 00:28:47,399 --> 00:28:48,908 Hey, Erin, look who's back. 638 00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:50,190 The birdman. 639 00:28:50,785 --> 00:28:52,610 Hello, beautiful. 640 00:28:53,092 --> 00:28:55,210 Didn't you two used to do it? 641 00:28:55,688 --> 00:28:59,491 We absolutely did. Thank you for remembering that. 642 00:29:06,477 --> 00:29:08,848 Hi. I'm Toby Flenderson. 643 00:29:08,879 --> 00:29:10,829 I'm here to see George Howard Skub. 644 00:29:10,904 --> 00:29:12,742 This is the prison. 645 00:29:13,739 --> 00:29:16,889 I am not going in there with expectations, per se. 646 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:21,282 I will meet George Howard Skub. 647 00:29:21,314 --> 00:29:24,389 I will tell him that I believe he is innocent. 648 00:29:24,695 --> 00:29:28,315 I would understand if he felt motivated to hug me. 649 00:29:28,630 --> 00:29:31,004 I would understand if a friendship began. 650 00:29:31,068 --> 00:29:33,096 How did bogart put it? 651 00:29:33,276 --> 00:29:34,876 [As bogart] I think this is the start 652 00:29:34,892 --> 00:29:37,285 of my first friendship. 653 00:29:38,492 --> 00:29:40,692 So Pete was a librarian? 654 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:43,981 He worked as a librarian freshman year. 655 00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:45,741 Was he, like, the sexy librarian? 656 00:29:45,767 --> 00:29:47,789 - Okay. - Is there somebody 657 00:29:47,835 --> 00:29:49,302 who's in charge of marketing? 658 00:29:49,337 --> 00:29:51,731 Maybe I should sit near him or her. 659 00:29:53,242 --> 00:29:54,211 Hi. 660 00:29:54,256 --> 00:29:55,997 Hi. How's it going? 661 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,047 Hi. Good. 662 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,337 I'd love to discuss strategy with you 663 00:30:00,370 --> 00:30:02,769 if you have a marketing-- - Wow, this sure is intense. 664 00:30:03,772 --> 00:30:05,897 Having to share a workspace with someone 665 00:30:05,931 --> 00:30:07,825 you used to get it on with. 666 00:30:07,859 --> 00:30:10,279 Andy, that is really inappropriate. 667 00:30:10,298 --> 00:30:12,749 - Awkward! - It is awkward. 668 00:30:12,821 --> 00:30:15,990 This is a really uncomfortable situation that you've contrived. 669 00:30:16,311 --> 00:30:19,003 Really uncomfortable situation. 670 00:30:19,033 --> 00:30:20,479 Yeah. 671 00:30:21,359 --> 00:30:23,609 That's all right, Pete. You can handle it. 672 00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,692 I mean, we all just gotta move on. 673 00:30:25,718 --> 00:30:27,877 Ain't that right, professor lecture-much? 674 00:30:28,814 --> 00:30:30,095 Uh, question. 675 00:30:30,133 --> 00:30:31,917 How's that medicine taste? 676 00:30:31,978 --> 00:30:33,976 Your own-flavored? 677 00:30:34,496 --> 00:30:37,131 Is it just me, or have these tables turned? 678 00:30:39,695 --> 00:30:42,880 Hmm. Hmm. 679 00:30:47,990 --> 00:30:49,666 So there's no marketing department? 680 00:30:49,705 --> 00:30:51,790 Both: No. 681 00:30:52,073 --> 00:30:53,607 You know, times were tough. 682 00:30:53,638 --> 00:30:54,662 I was unemployed. 683 00:30:54,702 --> 00:30:56,458 I was still heartbroken over you. 684 00:30:56,490 --> 00:30:58,250 I've lost a good 50 pounds. 685 00:30:58,317 --> 00:31:01,280 But as you can see I put all that weight right back on. 686 00:31:02,488 --> 00:31:04,122 Feel how fat my buttocks are. 687 00:31:04,675 --> 00:31:06,543 Yeah. It's crazy. 688 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:08,381 Touch it. It's like a warm pumpkin. 689 00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:10,541 So Andy just called you up out of the blue? 690 00:31:10,566 --> 00:31:12,066 Yeah. 691 00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:14,303 He told me you two broke up. 692 00:31:15,176 --> 00:31:17,710 You must be pretty horny. 693 00:31:21,438 --> 00:31:23,883 Well, the good news is, no more guilty conscience. 694 00:31:24,024 --> 00:31:26,305 At least you know he is the strangler. 695 00:31:26,454 --> 00:31:28,455 The proof is in the grip. 696 00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:31,587 Did they say when the vocal cords would heal? 697 00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:37,485 One week? Okay. 698 00:31:37,957 --> 00:31:39,764 Two weeks? 699 00:31:40,915 --> 00:31:42,618 Okay. 700 00:31:43,330 --> 00:31:46,473 You offered your neck in search of the truth. 701 00:31:46,837 --> 00:31:49,416 The proud neck of justice-- isn't that the expression? 702 00:31:49,453 --> 00:31:52,872 Well, anyway, it was--it was very brave. 703 00:31:56,617 --> 00:31:58,735 It really was quite brave. 704 00:32:02,861 --> 00:32:04,674 I feel like a show pony. 705 00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:07,073 And you look like one too. Thank you, Angela. 706 00:32:07,111 --> 00:32:09,146 You're welcome. Would you like some stew? 707 00:32:09,174 --> 00:32:12,897 By all means. And I will carve the roast skunk. 708 00:32:14,221 --> 00:32:16,221 - Angela. - Mm-hmm? 709 00:32:17,390 --> 00:32:18,928 Would you like the stink sack? 710 00:32:19,012 --> 00:32:20,643 - Is it any good? - No. 711 00:32:20,679 --> 00:32:22,782 You don't eat it. It's a toy, like a wishbone. 712 00:32:22,832 --> 00:32:24,931 You know, prettiest girl gets the stink sack. 713 00:32:24,982 --> 00:32:26,307 Thank you. 714 00:32:26,401 --> 00:32:29,564 So when's the wedding? 715 00:32:31,245 --> 00:32:32,145 Um... 716 00:32:32,169 --> 00:32:35,305 actually, we are just friends. 717 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:37,758 That's what Mose said about his lady scarecrow, 718 00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:40,200 and look what he did to that poor thing. 719 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:42,274 Hello? 720 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:44,196 Hey. Back here. 721 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:46,194 [Laughs] 722 00:32:47,277 --> 00:32:50,028 Wow. Seriously? 723 00:32:50,317 --> 00:32:51,651 Oh, my gosh. 724 00:32:51,685 --> 00:32:53,573 - Is that champagne? - Si, señor. 725 00:32:53,591 --> 00:32:54,604 [Pop] 726 00:32:54,656 --> 00:32:58,771 Oh, Jim, I should have told you I didn't get the job. 727 00:32:58,961 --> 00:33:01,151 - Oh, man. I'm so sorry. 728 00:33:01,182 --> 00:33:02,533 - Are you all right? - Oh, yeah. 729 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:04,902 I'm more than all right. There's just nothing to celebrate? 730 00:33:04,966 --> 00:33:06,022 Are you kidding? 731 00:33:06,061 --> 00:33:07,955 You're in Philly. We're having dinner together. 732 00:33:07,996 --> 00:33:10,265 And this is just consolation champagne. 733 00:33:10,376 --> 00:33:13,095 It's from the part of France that immediately gave up to the Nazis. 734 00:33:13,173 --> 00:33:14,373 - [Chuckles] - Here. 735 00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:16,321 You're very quick on your feet. 736 00:33:16,471 --> 00:33:17,850 I remember you. 737 00:33:18,086 --> 00:33:19,463 Funny. 738 00:33:19,746 --> 00:33:23,749 All right, so tell me all about it. 739 00:33:25,198 --> 00:33:27,198 Okay. Well, 740 00:33:28,168 --> 00:33:30,920 gosh, thank you for your help today. 741 00:33:30,954 --> 00:33:33,906 Your perspective was very useful. 742 00:33:34,129 --> 00:33:35,085 Thank you. 743 00:33:35,122 --> 00:33:38,653 It was not an unpleasant way to spend an afternoon. 744 00:33:50,064 --> 00:33:51,997 - Dwight, Dwight. - Right. 745 00:33:52,044 --> 00:33:54,045 Not outside. The horseflies. 746 00:33:54,110 --> 00:33:56,495 You know what, my farm is only a few acres east of here. 747 00:33:56,530 --> 00:33:59,599 Or we could use the slaughterhouse. 748 00:33:59,878 --> 00:34:02,380 No, Dwight, the senator. 749 00:34:02,677 --> 00:34:06,020 Leave him. He probably won't even notice that you're gone. 750 00:34:06,054 --> 00:34:07,930 Be with me, monkey. 751 00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:11,321 I can't be your monkey, Dwight. 752 00:34:11,848 --> 00:34:14,215 I'm not talking about some frisky romp 753 00:34:14,257 --> 00:34:15,707 in the warehouse. 754 00:34:16,002 --> 00:34:18,508 We have wasted too much of our lives ignoring the fact 755 00:34:18,535 --> 00:34:21,387 that we belong together. 756 00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:25,040 The 80 or 90 years that I have left of this life... 757 00:34:26,402 --> 00:34:28,315 I want to spend with you. 758 00:34:30,512 --> 00:34:32,046 I made a vow. 759 00:34:32,073 --> 00:34:33,857 I gave my word. 760 00:34:35,220 --> 00:34:37,683 Stand by your man. 761 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:44,713 It's what I would want if you were mine. 762 00:34:45,869 --> 00:34:47,870 Good night, D. 763 00:34:53,715 --> 00:34:54,903 How are you doing? 764 00:34:54,971 --> 00:34:58,158 - Is it really rough? - It is so unpleasant. 765 00:34:58,269 --> 00:35:00,170 - You? - Hey, love turds. 766 00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:02,557 Conference room now. 767 00:35:05,779 --> 00:35:07,713 Thank you all for coming in. 768 00:35:07,729 --> 00:35:09,370 Just wanted to check in. 769 00:35:09,389 --> 00:35:11,358 How was everyone's day? 770 00:35:13,567 --> 00:35:16,191 Honestly, it was a little weird. 771 00:35:16,359 --> 00:35:18,203 Really? 772 00:35:18,765 --> 00:35:19,516 Hmm. 773 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,393 That's interesting, because Erin and Pete 774 00:35:22,761 --> 00:35:24,986 thought it wouldn't be weird at all. 775 00:35:25,115 --> 00:35:26,757 Why do you think it was weird, Gabe? 776 00:35:26,786 --> 00:35:29,548 Maybe because you and Erin used to be an item? 777 00:35:30,357 --> 00:35:32,377 I still wear Erin's button-downs 778 00:35:32,409 --> 00:35:33,672 around the condo sometimes, 779 00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:35,972 so it feels to me like we're still in a relationship... 780 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:37,687 - Gabe. - a lot of the time. 781 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,159 Ugh. 782 00:35:39,933 --> 00:35:41,766 And, Alice, I understand 783 00:35:41,796 --> 00:35:44,703 you once dumped Pete. Ouch. 784 00:35:44,734 --> 00:35:46,678 It was an amicable break-up, Andy. 785 00:35:47,054 --> 00:35:49,197 Okay, while we're rewriting history, 786 00:35:49,209 --> 00:35:50,870 you never had a drinking problem. 787 00:35:51,006 --> 00:35:52,141 It was college. 788 00:35:52,165 --> 00:35:53,830 That is what you do. 789 00:35:53,858 --> 00:35:55,354 Dude, you're also supposed to go to classes, 790 00:35:55,385 --> 00:35:56,373 so there's that. 791 00:35:56,411 --> 00:35:58,557 Hey, Andy, is this at all work-related? 792 00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,897 We'll get to that. 793 00:35:59,979 --> 00:36:02,692 Gabe, did Erin ever tell you that she loves you? 794 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:05,998 [Laughs] No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 795 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,502 She wouldn't even let me say it. 796 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,127 It was adorable. She'd plug her ears 797 00:36:10,162 --> 00:36:11,228 and scream her heart out. 798 00:36:11,247 --> 00:36:12,516 Gabe, can you stop talking? 799 00:36:12,528 --> 00:36:14,152 Because every word out of your mouth 800 00:36:14,181 --> 00:36:15,899 is like the squawk of an ugly pelican. 801 00:36:16,745 --> 00:36:18,646 I got a tattoo for you. 802 00:36:18,717 --> 00:36:20,838 I didn't ask you to get that nike swoosh. 803 00:36:20,863 --> 00:36:22,518 Nobody did. You did that for you. 804 00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:24,096 Just do it. 805 00:36:24,697 --> 00:36:27,108 You were the it that I was just doing. 806 00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:28,953 So you're dating a secretary now? 807 00:36:29,010 --> 00:36:30,841 Moving up in the world, Pete. 808 00:36:30,925 --> 00:36:32,463 She's nice to me. 809 00:36:32,569 --> 00:36:34,586 How's that P.E. Degree coming? 810 00:36:34,688 --> 00:36:35,804 That's what he wanted to be. 811 00:36:35,822 --> 00:36:37,434 His dream in college was to be a gym teacher. 812 00:36:37,459 --> 00:36:39,833 Well, guess what, he could still be a gym teacher. 813 00:36:39,861 --> 00:36:41,473 In fact, we could all still be gym teachers. 814 00:36:41,515 --> 00:36:43,356 - So let's-- - I technically cannot. 815 00:36:43,377 --> 00:36:45,435 I don't have the lung capacity to blow a whistle. 816 00:36:45,474 --> 00:36:47,192 Oh, my God. 817 00:36:49,283 --> 00:36:51,002 What kind of music are you into, Peter? 818 00:36:51,131 --> 00:36:54,050 Uh, I like all kinds of music, Gabe. 819 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:56,108 Really? All kinds? 820 00:36:56,176 --> 00:36:57,509 So you like songs of hate 821 00:36:57,544 --> 00:36:59,365 written by the white knights of ku klux klan? 822 00:36:59,390 --> 00:37:00,953 - Erin, are you even hearing this? - No! 823 00:37:00,983 --> 00:37:02,292 Gabe, he didn't even say that. 824 00:37:02,329 --> 00:37:03,705 He's not a very sophisticated man. 825 00:37:03,737 --> 00:37:04,892 I mean, he can't use chopsticks, 826 00:37:04,910 --> 00:37:06,359 so do I need to say anything else? 827 00:37:06,377 --> 00:37:07,290 - [Laughs] 828 00:37:07,315 --> 00:37:09,918 Erin, I've been to Japan. 829 00:37:09,949 --> 00:37:12,544 I know how to use chopsticks so well. 830 00:37:13,094 --> 00:37:14,469 Come back. 831 00:37:14,561 --> 00:37:16,361 One night. Give me one night with you. 832 00:37:16,396 --> 00:37:17,863 - What is that supposed to be? - I have shaved everything. 833 00:37:17,897 --> 00:37:19,031 I don't want you to shave-- 834 00:37:19,065 --> 00:37:20,849 I wasted two years of my life on you. 835 00:37:20,873 --> 00:37:22,657 - You realize that, right? - I just want to be real clear 836 00:37:22,685 --> 00:37:24,784 that chopsticks is not the measure of a man. 837 00:37:24,815 --> 00:37:27,462 I am as smooth as a porpoise for you. 838 00:37:27,486 --> 00:37:28,661 Why didn't you say at the beginning, 839 00:37:28,691 --> 00:37:29,808 "this isn't really going that well"? 840 00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:31,625 Shovel his sashimi into his mouth 841 00:37:31,663 --> 00:37:32,889 as a sport. 842 00:37:32,932 --> 00:37:34,791 Andy: All right, all right, yes, 843 00:37:34,826 --> 00:37:36,476 that is a legitimate question. 844 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,141 Does making Erin and Pete feel bad 845 00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:40,287 make me feel better? 846 00:37:41,736 --> 00:37:42,818 Yeah. 847 00:37:42,872 --> 00:37:45,797 Yeah. It does. 848 00:37:46,371 --> 00:37:48,815 So imagine, like, the real estate version 849 00:37:48,852 --> 00:37:50,970 of Michael Scott, and that was this guy. 850 00:37:51,147 --> 00:37:53,480 He did half the interview as Ace Ventura. 851 00:37:53,513 --> 00:37:54,983 - Tell me about the cologne. How much? 852 00:37:55,008 --> 00:37:57,349 Oh. An entire bottle at least. 853 00:37:57,386 --> 00:37:59,244 You're definitely hoarding this, by the way. 854 00:37:59,257 --> 00:38:02,259 Guess--guess what poster he had on his wall? 855 00:38:02,907 --> 00:38:04,376 - Austin powers. - Mm-mm. 856 00:38:04,444 --> 00:38:05,950 - Ferris Bueller. - Mm-mm. 857 00:38:06,378 --> 00:38:07,704 You're getting colder. 858 00:38:07,747 --> 00:38:09,023 Not Night at the Roxbury. 859 00:38:09,048 --> 00:38:10,661 No. 860 00:38:11,501 --> 00:38:14,402 The odd life of Timothy green. 861 00:38:14,714 --> 00:38:17,183 I'm sorry. How did you think I was expected to guess that? 862 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:19,075 I don't know. But it's interesting, right? 863 00:38:19,087 --> 00:38:21,283 - It's fascinating. - He said he can't help 864 00:38:21,314 --> 00:38:23,707 but tear up when he looks at it, and it's right next to his desk. 865 00:38:23,728 --> 00:38:26,045 He must look at it, like, 20 times a day. 866 00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:27,542 That's amazing. 867 00:38:27,717 --> 00:38:29,218 Well, listen, you can't win 'em all, right? 868 00:38:29,232 --> 00:38:30,996 - Mm-hmm. - So the next interview 869 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:32,727 has to be better. 870 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:35,406 I don't know. 871 00:38:35,606 --> 00:38:36,973 What do you mean? 872 00:38:37,093 --> 00:38:39,427 Of course it will. You're amazing. 873 00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:42,087 - I know. It's just, even if it was 874 00:38:42,118 --> 00:38:43,876 a great boss and a great job, 875 00:38:43,901 --> 00:38:46,019 I just--I don't-- I don't know if I-- 876 00:38:46,050 --> 00:38:49,686 if I want to-- I don't know if I want this. 877 00:38:55,611 --> 00:38:57,079 Huh. 878 00:39:01,518 --> 00:39:03,513 This is a little out of left field. 879 00:39:03,670 --> 00:39:05,064 Is it? 880 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:14,701 I just-- I liked our life in Scranton. 881 00:39:17,568 --> 00:39:21,321 And I have started a business in Philadelphia. 882 00:39:33,781 --> 00:39:36,125 Little did my grandfather know, 883 00:39:36,163 --> 00:39:38,788 mahjong would be here to stay. 884 00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:42,488 Hobbies of the east continues in a moment. 885 00:39:45,764 --> 00:39:47,532 [Clears throat] 886 00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:49,992 You could all be doing this. 887 00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:51,216 Just saying. 888 00:39:51,271 --> 00:39:54,459 I watch way too many ads online, and I don't do enough sit-ups. 889 00:39:55,399 --> 00:39:56,662 So I bought these. 890 00:39:56,745 --> 00:39:58,968 Now every time an ad pops up online, 891 00:39:59,031 --> 00:40:01,431 I get 30 seconds of ab-blasting. 892 00:40:01,737 --> 00:40:03,663 I call it ads for abs. 893 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,002 Ironically, I learned about the boots from an ad online. 894 00:40:07,243 --> 00:40:09,594 Why can't you just do regular sit-ups? 895 00:40:09,628 --> 00:40:11,341 I'll tell you why. 896 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:14,037 Because... 897 00:40:14,582 --> 00:40:17,368 The floor... 898 00:40:17,444 --> 00:40:18,574 is... 899 00:40:19,847 --> 00:40:21,699 disgusting. 900 00:40:25,577 --> 00:40:28,501 Yeah. My trainer said, 901 00:40:28,697 --> 00:40:31,260 "everybody fails working out." 902 00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:32,755 That's how you win. 903 00:40:32,806 --> 00:40:35,469 Okay. All right. 904 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:38,820 Okay. Kevin, a little help, buddy. 905 00:40:38,879 --> 00:40:43,382 Oh, why don't your famous stomachs help you now? 906 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:45,825 Can someone please help me? 907 00:40:45,850 --> 00:40:47,194 Oh, these teas are hot. 908 00:40:47,219 --> 00:40:49,569 Can someone help me, please? 909 00:40:50,567 --> 00:40:51,862 Oh, thanks. Yeah. 910 00:40:52,086 --> 00:40:54,225 - Okay. - Just... 911 00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:56,682 Just... 912 00:40:56,898 --> 00:40:59,354 People, I'm not going anywhere. 913 00:40:59,399 --> 00:41:02,003 Soon my core will get strong again, 914 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:04,709 and, when that happens, I'll be able... 915 00:41:05,287 --> 00:41:06,382 Head rush! 916 00:41:06,418 --> 00:41:08,095 Ah! 917 00:41:09,294 --> 00:41:10,689 Can someone please help me? 918 00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:12,481 I-- hey. 919 00:41:12,550 --> 00:41:14,318 I'm not going anywhere. 920 00:41:14,712 --> 00:41:16,596 I'll be right here. 921 00:41:17,168 --> 00:41:18,800 Oh, that's not good. 922 00:41:18,942 --> 00:41:21,442 Hey, guys, I've got 20 bucks for anyone who will help me. 923 00:41:21,570 --> 00:41:23,405 Kevin, would you like a pizza? 924 00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:28,660 Sync and corrections by Norther www.addic7ed.com