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2x06 - "Gauntlet"
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With a diplomatic status
related to a position
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as major contractor to
the US Government since the
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"Snow Strike" campaign
in Georgia and Ukraine,
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Andrej Kalishkanov has
been enjoying a free pass
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and rather uncommon
behaviour and life-style
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for the last eighteen months.
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His unique, controversial
fondness for rare objects,
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live endangered species and call girls
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have made him the new favourite
target of entertainment news.
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In spite of several charges
still pending for illegal arms
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selling and bribery, the
controversial billionaire
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will throw a 24-hour party
in his 16,000 square ft.
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Virginia Mansion today, to
celebrate his 47th birthday.
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To make it more of a special moment,
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the provocative Oligarch has
designed a one-of-a-kind invitation,
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as party guests will be
required to inject themselves
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with a low-grade radioactive
isotope to be admitted.
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Aaaahhh!
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[chuckles]
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"I love the smell of
napalm in the morning".
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Avner, "father of the flame".
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Right on cue, as always.
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Oh, I see you brought my Jessica.
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Thank you for coming my sweet.
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I want to show you my new toy.
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- Have you been crying sweet dove?
- That smell. My eyes are burning.
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Your eyes...
your whole body is smoking hot.
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Avner, did you know the Chinese had
one of these back in the 10th Century?
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Yeah, they called it
the fire throwing machine
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during the 10 Kingdoms period,
cunning Chinese bastards.
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Did you wake me up this
early for a History lesson?
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No, my kitten.
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I wanted to ask you a question.
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And by the way, it's
two in the afternoon.
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Yeah, well?
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You know I'm trying to
give you anything you need.
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Everything you want before
you even begin to want it.
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- You know that, don't you?
- What are you talking about?
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Did I not pleasure you...
as a lover should?
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Yeah.
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Then, why did you take
what is most precious to me?
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What do you mean?
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You know I have a low self-esteem;
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yet you stole my pride.
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You stole my honour.
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You have made me feel
that I'm a bad lover.
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- You have put shame on me.
- I... I can explain.
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There's nothing to explain.
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[screaming]
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He was consumed by the flames of love.
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[chuckles]
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Literally!
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Avner... did you know
that blondes burn faster?
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[screaming]
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[chuckles]
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Woooo!
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Eughhh.
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I was a secret agent,
betrayed by my own people.
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Robbed of my face, my
memories, my history.
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Hidden in my past is a secret
that threatens all humanity.
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I search for answers
with nothing to hold onto
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but the tattoo that has become my name.
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I am Thirteen.
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Okay, cut! Do it a few
more times, faster!
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Yeah. I know he's a lunatic.
He's Russian!
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He expects me to inject this
God-knows-what radioactive crap
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into my bloodstream just
to get into the party.
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That's how crazy he is.
You know,
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I'm risking my life to get next
to your Russian billionaire.
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That's the whore
you've made me become.
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I'm going and he'll listen.
The good news is the
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dude is richer than the
Emir of Qatar and he loves movies.
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Sasha is positive. I'll swear he can have
dinner with Nick Cage, for what it's worth.
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We'll talk when I get back,
meantime check out the grosses,
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cause we're boffo baby in
every country but France!
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All right. What's this?
Cop checking out the Aston.
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Talk to me later.
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She is a beauty, ain't she?
0 to 62, 4.6 seconds,
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max speed 183 MPH!
Sick right?
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- Are you Barry Arthur Salters?
- Depends. Is there a problem?
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We've been informed of a special event
and we have to check out every guest.
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There may be drugs or
illegal substances there.
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Did you receive any kind of gift?
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No. Yes, actually.
I don't know about a gift but...
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I'm gonna ask you to take your hand
out of your pocket very slowly, sir.
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Whaaaaa whoa. Cowboy!
I just, do you think it's dangerous
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'cause I, it's just a little...
just a little thingy.
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A producer?
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[music]
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THE MANSION
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Sorry, man. I got more
than fifty deliveries today,
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all sorts of stuff.
And you are not on my list.
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Oh, wow.
That's so sad.
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'Cause I'll tell you how this gonna
go down. I'll go talk to my boss.
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Then my boss will talk to his boss,
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who will talk to your boss
who will probably fire your ass.
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Which is, by the time I'm back
here tomorrow morning,
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I'll be talking the same old
shit with your replacement.
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How do you like that?
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What's inside?
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- Birthday gift.
- Open it.
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It's one of those Terra Cotta Warriors.
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An original, man. Not a copy.
From the Chinese ambassador.
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You want to call the embassy?
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- Just go through the garage.
- Good man.
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[music]
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And carefully.
It's fragile.
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Yeah.
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And don't leave it outside!
It's a piece of art!
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Let's have a champagne
bucket on each table...
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We have eight place
settings here and here.
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Same on that side, but we'll
put these two tables together.
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THE CURIOSITY CABINET
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- Look at this piece of shit.
- Piece of art.
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[music]
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THE FESTIVAL
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[music]
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Ladies.
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The letter better be here.
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[music]
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[coughing]
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I'm in.
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Okay, here we go.
Hook me up.
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The control box should be near the door.
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You should be live.
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You know I got your back.
Be quick and get out.
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I can't wait to get rid of this dress.
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[chuckles]
I'll help you with that too.
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Let's see if you were right.
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Kalishkanov bought his
letter in an auction in London
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as part of a collection of hoaxes.
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Look around for anything like...
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- Hitler's pickled head?
- Yeah.
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The letter was sold with Tesla's desk.
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It should be here.
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[music]
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Moz. I got it.
Just get this door open now!
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[loud music]
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Oh, shit. No no no no no...
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- What?
- We've got a big problem.
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What's he doing here?
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Same thing we are, I guess.
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[music]
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Stop where you are!
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[music]
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Where the hell do you think
you're going?
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Barry Salters. And you
must be Andrej Kalishkanov.
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Oh!
Mr. Salters, you can call me "AK"!
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- AK.
- It's the Hollywood guy! Come!
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- Sasha says I must talk with you.
- Oh, Sasha's a good man.
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Yes! Sasha is a very good man.
Good man.
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He will be here soon. We will
all have some fun together.
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Where is he now?
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Upstairs with Kalishkanov.
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We gotta get you out of there
before they come back down.
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There must be a safe button
to open it from the inside.
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I just need to bypass
their security system.
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- Barry. May I call you Barry?
- Sure.
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I wouldn't dream of having my
birthday without Sasha here.
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Oh, of course.
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I love your suit.
Emporio Armani. "Collezione"?
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- Yeah.
- Very elegant.
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- Thank you.
- I love elegance. Especially in a man.
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But women, I like them vulgar,
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as long as they're sexy and young.
You know what I mean.
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- I... yes!
- Or pigs in bed! [chuckles]
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So are you a big shot
Hollywood producer, Huh?
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Well, I don't know
about the big shot part.
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Don't be modest.
Modesty is for losers.
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I want to make a movie, Barry.
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With you. I front the money,
you put together a kick ass team.
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Michael Bay! Tom Cruise!
Megan Fox! Her ass on a plate.
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They, they may have busy schedules.
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[chuckles]
I buy them! Come on!
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Let's go, bitch!
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Wow!
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Glenfinnian single malt.
Private collection, 1953.
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The year Stalin died.
$36,000 a bottle.
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- What? No vodka?
- Potato juice?!
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I'd rather drink your piss.
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Na zdarovie.
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Cheers, mate.
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So?
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Yeah, it's not bad. I tend
to favour the Irish malts.
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Just barely good enough
to put in my morning coffee.
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Here, you can get out,
now. No one in sight.
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Magic.
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Just mix into the crowd, find some rich
old fart to drive you out as planned.
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Hmmm.
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Let's talk movies Barry.
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What time did you say?
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This afternoon, with
all the gifts and shit.
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Some black dude.
Said it was very rare.
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I don't know who broke
it, Sir, I... I swear.
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- A bunny.
- Wh-what?
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We are looking for a bunny rabbit.
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It's an Easter egg.
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[music]
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You looking for a partner?
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I don't really know what I'm doing here.
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Well, I would truly like
to help you find out.
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I'm Avner Reed,
Mr. Kalishkanov's associate.
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- Hi.
- Oh.
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You're skin is of the
most delicate porcelain.
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It's like, like you're made of China.
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And uh, who did you say you came with?
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- Oh. I'm alone.
- I find that hard to believe.
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Look, you got a lot
more experience than me,
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you lead a richer life. You're
a successful businessman,
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Mr. Kalishkanov. I think we
could make a movie about you.
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I like you Barry,
but they already made one.
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Nicolas Cage played me.
He's my favourite actor.
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I have a better idea for a great movie.
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- Oh yeah? About what?
- The magic of weapons!
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Weapons are truly the
corner stone of civilization.
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They are the only human
invention that can both
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destroy us and save us.
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They are the essence of man.
Without them,
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there is no culture or art
or history or democracy.
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That's a unique perspective.
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Yes! I am not interested in
what is common or mediocre.
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Maybe we can help each other out.
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Sasha told me that
you have your own project.
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Yes. Yes.
Which is close to yours.
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It's about another great entrepreneur
of Eastern origin, like yourself.
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Who also helped with the
development of modern warfare.
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Oh, yes? And who would that be?
Oppenheimer?
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- Nikola Tesla.
- Huh! Tesla?
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Why would I be interested
in a project about Tesla?
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Well, I guess as a collector,
I believe you own
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some of his most personal
and valuable documents.
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[knocking on door]
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I collect a lot of things. I'm
interested in all kinds of valuables.
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And here are some of my
most precious wonders.
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Hello Vanessa, Heidi,
Sophie, Christa and Melanie.
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No. No. Melanie and Christa.
Am I right?
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Who cares, it's my birthday.
Get naked!
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Your friends are all really beautiful
and I hate to be rude, but...
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You are rude!
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Kidding!
[laughing]
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Perhaps, you prefer... boys?
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Oh, no no, no thank you.
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There's no shame. No judgment.
I know about the Gay Mafia.
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00:18:40,065 --> 00:18:43,270
I can get you a boy or
two for your pleasure.
247
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:46,070
No, no, no really... it's okay.
248
00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:49,030
- Are you sure?
- Yes, yes.
249
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:53,070
Okay, I have other
obligations to take care of.
250
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:57,110
You can drink all the
Scottish malt you like.
251
00:18:57,150 --> 00:18:59,390
We'll talk later.
252
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,180
Girls, I need all of you.
253
00:19:07,028 --> 00:19:09,760
Russian bear. Rawr.
254
00:19:18,269 --> 00:19:21,593
[music]
255
00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:36,910
Betty, Betty you there?
256
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:44,363
You're not taking that.
257
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:50,750
Don't you know it's wrong
to steal, little bunny?
258
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,910
So you are interested in my
collection of rare objects?
259
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:58,510
It's true; I like to collect
things that catch my eye.
260
00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:00,861
I love opulence! Ah!
261
00:20:00,964 --> 00:20:05,870
Look. That's my monkey paw!
I bought this in 1984.
262
00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:11,390
It's the real deal. It is cursed!
It will grant you three wishes.
263
00:20:11,430 --> 00:20:15,470
Do you know the story?
Man wishes for money.
264
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:19,230
Same day, his son dies
he collects the insurance.
265
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:23,070
He is rich. You get it?
Like, wishing for sex
266
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:26,750
and next thing you know,
you're being raped!
267
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:30,150
Be careful what you wish for,
little girl. You might get it.
268
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:34,030
In my business,
you make a lot of enemies.
269
00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:36,430
It's what you call an
occupational hazard.
270
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:39,030
I just wish that you would tell me
271
00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:44,350
why you would do something
so stupid as to steal from me.
272
00:20:45,025 --> 00:20:47,775
You just made a wish.
273
00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:59,444
AK.47, McLeish,
274
00:21:06,859 --> 00:21:11,401
Lord of war. Lord of...
275
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,078
Boss said you wait here.
276
00:21:21,237 --> 00:21:24,732
Oh, yeah I really need
to use the bathroom.
277
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,790
So, you're not going to tell me why
278
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:35,940
suddenly everyone is so
interested in this damn letter?
279
00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:38,868
Okay.
280
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:44,926
I had this special made.
So I know what belongs to me.
281
00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:51,110
As you'll soon learn everything in
this house is mine, mine, mine.
282
00:21:54,462 --> 00:22:00,820
Since you are so fond
of my rare collection,
283
00:22:00,979 --> 00:22:04,455
I am going to make you...
284
00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:07,519
part of it.
285
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,516
Ahhhhhhh!
286
00:22:14,644 --> 00:22:16,256
Oh, so beautiful.
287
00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:23,074
[doors whirring]
288
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,630
What you wanna do with her?
289
00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:28,010
I want to know what is
going on with this letter.
290
00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:30,410
Are you sure about the Chinese buyer?
291
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:33,570
I have done business with XU
before. If they want it so bad,
292
00:22:33,605 --> 00:22:35,970
then I'm not gonna
sit on my ass and wait.
293
00:22:36,005 --> 00:22:38,930
They can have the damn letter.
What time is the man coming?
294
00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:43,329
- 9 A.M.
- Have fun with her.
295
00:22:46,890 --> 00:22:50,530
[whistles] Wow!
296
00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:54,228
Hey buddy.
I hear Kalishkanov's got some
297
00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:57,370
super cool shit in the
basement. Is that true?
298
00:23:06,965 --> 00:23:10,276
[music]
299
00:23:20,210 --> 00:23:23,730
You're pretty. Even with your
face scarred like that, I'd...
300
00:23:26,882 --> 00:23:28,458
Hello mate.
301
00:23:28,459 --> 00:23:30,822
Sorry. Wrong door!
302
00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:42,450
And what are you doing here?
303
00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:44,850
What are you doing here?
Or ... is it you?
304
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:47,490
I told you to lay low.
Did you find the letter?
305
00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:51,410
That letter is mine. I want to
know why my brother was killed.
306
00:23:51,450 --> 00:23:55,210
- You have it?
- That bastard took it back from me.
307
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:58,370
You don't seem to be able to
hold on to those letters, huh?
308
00:23:58,405 --> 00:24:03,530
- Does it hurt bad?
- Why do you care? Untie me!
309
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:06,770
Yeah, I can't do that.
Not now.
310
00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:09,410
By now, Kalishkanov knows we
have the letter, I need it.
311
00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:11,850
It's the last chance
Ihave of finding my double.
312
00:24:11,890 --> 00:24:13,170
Again with that?
313
00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:16,410
Look, he stole the letter your
brother gave you and Vargas sold
314
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:19,610
the other one to some Chinese
businessman. There were three.
315
00:24:19,650 --> 00:24:23,490
That means Kalishkanov has the
last one. I can't let it disappear.
316
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:28,690
Look what he did to me! If you
leave me now they're gonna kill me.
317
00:24:28,730 --> 00:24:30,130
We can do it together!
318
00:24:30,483 --> 00:24:32,645
Yeah I'm sorry Betty.
319
00:24:32,646 --> 00:24:36,970
It's just I will come back.
I swear.
320
00:24:37,090 --> 00:24:38,130
[muffled words]
321
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:45,897
[music]
322
00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:54,780
Today is my forty-seventh birthday
323
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:58,060
and I want everyone to have fun.
324
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:00,820
Is anybody a little chilly?
325
00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:05,353
Ah ha ha!
Whooo!
326
00:25:06,308 --> 00:25:11,373
Warm yourselves in my glow,
yeeees!
327
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:16,700
Don't be cheap!
Throw it all in!
328
00:25:17,888 --> 00:25:19,772
Good!
329
00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:21,289
Hey!
330
00:25:22,009 --> 00:25:23,627
Clean this shit now!
331
00:25:24,304 --> 00:25:28,425
And when not, I want
you to lick it! Yes!
332
00:25:28,952 --> 00:25:31,768
You hear me?
Do you hear me?!
333
00:25:33,831 --> 00:25:36,203
I don't think, he heard me!
334
00:25:37,373 --> 00:25:39,386
I'm kidding!
[laughs]
335
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,424
Yes! Yes!
336
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,400
Oh, my friend, I'm so sorry
for making you wait this long.
337
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,360
But these girls they are killing me.
338
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,560
I can't blame you.
Although, I think you can
339
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,480
take care of yourself well enough.
340
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:04,575
Oh! No!
These two babies, they are different!
341
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:05,800
Is it... ?
342
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,720
Loaded, yes.
All my weapons are loaded.
343
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,440
Have you seen the guy?
I left him outside the door.
344
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,280
- So people wouldn't disturb you.
- Nope.
345
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,560
You know, you know
I had my name changed?
346
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,200
So it would fit.
Damn lawyers said they
347
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,240
had to tweak a little
so we wouldn't get sued.
348
00:26:26,275 --> 00:26:30,620
No matter, I'm 47 today,
and closer to my true
349
00:26:30,621 --> 00:26:34,680
love then ever before.
Well, both of my true loves.
350
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,440
Do you mind just, moving it that way?
351
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,480
- Oh, yes, sorry.
- Thanks.
352
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,320
I'm so rude! I, I didn't
make the introductions.
353
00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:52,677
Barry, this is my little sister, Sasha.
354
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:03,030
I...
I guess I owe you an explanation.
355
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,760
I like you, Barry.
Or whoever you are.
356
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,040
You're super cool .You
know when I was a young boy
357
00:27:09,289 --> 00:27:13,560
in the Siberian gulag, I never
thought I would grow this old,
358
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:20,680
or get this rich!
But I'm a liar myself.
359
00:27:21,101 --> 00:27:26,880
I lie all the time. I love to lie.
Like this radiation shit.
360
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,760
It's capsium. Nothing more.
361
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:35,320
I just thought it'd be funny to
scare all the guests. It's all fake.
362
00:27:35,674 --> 00:27:38,553
What do you intend to do, now?
363
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,280
What do you think I should do with him?
364
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:52,160
He's much sexier than the real guy.
You could give him to me.
365
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:56,000
No. It's my birthday. Not yours.
366
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,600
So. You can have him, then.
367
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:03,902
Too bad. You look like you
make a great drinking partner.
368
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:14,520
- You got me there.
- Now, why don't you give me
369
00:28:14,923 --> 00:28:18,120
the gun you must have
hidden in your belt.
370
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:26,427
Thank you.
Like I said, I really like you.
371
00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:30,880
And today is my birthday
so I feel good.
372
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,040
I'm gonna make you an offer.
You tell me who you are
373
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,515
and I might let you live.
374
00:28:38,585 --> 00:28:43,948
That, that seems fair. But I'm
not sure I can trust you AK,
375
00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:47,280
no offense but, I was thinking,
376
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,320
how about we play a little game?
377
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:55,273
Even out my chances.
You a gambling man, AK?
378
00:28:58,258 --> 00:28:59,918
THE BET
379
00:29:02,251 --> 00:29:07,080
I must warn you. No one can
drink me under the table!
380
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,671
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
381
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,240
I knew you were a stand-up guy.
382
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,920
Like myself we are dying
breed, we both have values.
383
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,800
You value life, I value life.
384
00:29:20,835 --> 00:29:23,520
Cut the crap philosophy,
let's get to the point.
385
00:29:23,747 --> 00:29:29,977
That is the point. I value
life, but life should be earned.
386
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,160
That's why you are still alive.
387
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,068
I thought it was because you
wanted to know why I'm here.
388
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:39,360
We'll get to that. First let's talk
about the girl. Do you know her?
389
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:44,920
- No. Not exactly.
- Then, you don't care if I kill her, uh?
390
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,840
- Don't... don't do that.
- Do you like her?
391
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,520
Not exactly. But you can't go
around killing people right?
392
00:29:51,555 --> 00:29:54,640
- You just can't.
- How about we have some fun!
393
00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:58,513
I make you choose:
your life or her life.
394
00:29:58,770 --> 00:30:02,250
- You know, I like you too, Andrej.
- Thank you.
395
00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:07,330
Yeah, most people...
lie to me.
396
00:30:08,170 --> 00:30:11,690
But you, it's just
straightforward honesty.
397
00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:16,260
You are a straightforward man
and I think we should drink to that.
398
00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:30,539
I'm impressed, Barry.
But you can't beat me!
399
00:30:32,396 --> 00:30:34,959
Raah!
[both laughing]
400
00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:39,900
It's true, you're insane.
401
00:30:40,499 --> 00:30:44,820
I'm bored. I'm so bored.
Are you not bored?
402
00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:47,780
People with memory get bored.
403
00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:50,700
I have no memory, at least not much.
404
00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:55,420
- That would be bliss.
- No, no not really.
405
00:30:56,039 --> 00:31:01,100
Sometimes, I don't even
know who I am anymore.
406
00:31:02,117 --> 00:31:04,102
I wanna know.
407
00:31:04,103 --> 00:31:10,060
Why you are so
interested in this letter?
408
00:31:11,031 --> 00:31:18,010
So important that you, I
mean it is a hoax. A forgery.
409
00:31:20,584 --> 00:31:25,727
And the Chinese are willing
to give me 10 million dollars.
410
00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:33,026
- I like you.
- You can't beat me.
411
00:31:33,301 --> 00:31:35,497
You know why?
412
00:31:36,219 --> 00:31:42,383
Cause I am, Andrej Kalish...
413
00:31:59,340 --> 00:32:02,420
You see? I win.
414
00:32:20,235 --> 00:32:25,300
Where's your guard, little
bunny? All alone are we?
415
00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:28,940
All the better.
416
00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:31,740
Stop playing it tough, little bunny.
417
00:32:32,624 --> 00:32:35,871
I don't want to harm you.
I'm the nice one.
418
00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:49,780
- Go to hell.
- Eventually... eventually.
419
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:53,600
But as Andrej told you, you're
part of his collection, now.
420
00:32:53,661 --> 00:32:57,835
And as associates, we share everything.
421
00:32:57,991 --> 00:33:00,572
Share this!
422
00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:10,380
I think your boss just fainted.
423
00:33:10,415 --> 00:33:12,660
[throwing up]
424
00:33:14,042 --> 00:33:15,296
[gunshot]
425
00:33:17,990 --> 00:33:21,828
I'm gonna untie you, now. Be good.
426
00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:26,258
[music]
427
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,916
You little French bitch!
428
00:33:37,566 --> 00:33:41,936
By the time I'm finished
with you, you're gonna be...
429
00:33:42,050 --> 00:33:45,669
Ahhh!
Ah... ahhh.
430
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:06,778
I'm gonna skin you like a bunny rabbit.
431
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:11,020
[smash]
432
00:34:26,552 --> 00:34:30,633
I wish you would die.
433
00:34:37,837 --> 00:34:42,829
- What happened?
- He tried to kill me.
434
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:46,220
Let's go. I have the letter.
435
00:34:47,020 --> 00:34:49,720
Have you been drinking?
436
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:54,507
- You are drunk!
- Oh don't judge me.
437
00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:58,587
Let's go!
438
00:35:07,891 --> 00:35:11,018
[music]
439
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:21,340
[gunshot]
440
00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:26,020
[all screaming]
441
00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:30,780
[gunshots]
442
00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:33,260
Happy birthday! [gunshot]
443
00:35:36,580 --> 00:35:41,878
- Sorry.
- I thought you gave up killing?
444
00:35:41,913 --> 00:35:43,460
Look, é can't go out the front gate.
445
00:35:43,495 --> 00:35:45,860
'Cause they're gonna, guards
are gonna be waiting for us.
446
00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:50,162
- You got a phone?
- No. But he probably does.
447
00:35:52,970 --> 00:35:56,316
- Moz. It's me.
- Sorry, just party on, okay?
448
00:35:56,403 --> 00:35:58,070
THE HANGOVER
449
00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:21,900
- What the hell happened?
- The party's over boss.
450
00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:22,700
Uuh?
451
00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:28,420
Boss,
the Chinese buyer is here.
452
00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:32,460
You find them. The intruders.
453
00:36:32,869 --> 00:36:38,580
You find them and you kill them.
And you get me back my letter
454
00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:44,580
or I will kill you.
And where is Avner?
455
00:36:45,123 --> 00:36:48,709
Where the hell is Avner?!
456
00:36:50,836 --> 00:36:57,829
I am going to give them their ten million
dollars worth those Chinese bastards.
457
00:36:58,934 --> 00:37:02,908
[slow music]
458
00:37:03,273 --> 00:37:07,509
TV: The officals already said that the
catastrophic series of tornadoes could end
459
00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:11,370
of cost ten times Catrina, and
terms of human and economy loss.
460
00:37:11,405 --> 00:37:15,260
President Carrington said, quote:
"As the greatest nation in the world..."
461
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,020
Can I borrow some clothes?
462
00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:20,220
President elect Harriet Traymore
also reacted, saying:
463
00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:22,860
"We must not think of
the tornadoes as disasters
464
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:27,020
but rather a chance to clean our slate
and start from scratch."
465
00:37:27,055 --> 00:37:28,780
"If God wanted to tell us something,
466
00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:32,187
"it's that nothing is ours. We
must remain humble and strong.
467
00:37:32,222 --> 00:37:35,340
- Okay let's go.
- Can you do it?
468
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:38,860
...there has never been as massive an amount
of electrical discharge in our troposphere...
469
00:37:38,895 --> 00:37:43,220
- Give me the letter!
- I don't think so.
470
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,620
...and a very private
ceremony will be held in honor
471
00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:49,400
and memory of Secretary of
State Lauren Jones who died this
472
00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:53,140
morning after struggling for
many days between life and death.
473
00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:57,900
We remind you that she suffered
fatal wounds while water skiing...
474
00:37:58,586 --> 00:38:00,892
Allez, let's go.
475
00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,486
Where is he?
476
00:38:08,959 --> 00:38:13,253
Hello, my friend. Welcome
to my humble abode.
477
00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:16,496
Mr. Kalishkanov, there you are!
478
00:38:16,967 --> 00:38:20,404
[tense sound]
479
00:38:31,324 --> 00:38:32,802
I must admit...
480
00:38:32,803 --> 00:38:37,239
you have balls the size
of watermelons.
481
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:43,080
But they are squishy
inside like your brains.
482
00:38:43,115 --> 00:38:45,085
[laughing]
483
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,200
That's funny. I guess we need to talk.
484
00:38:53,870 --> 00:38:58,503
[muffled scream]
485
00:39:10,928 --> 00:39:14,491
You can get me out of here?
Please?
486
00:39:14,757 --> 00:39:16,561
Help me!
487
00:39:16,746 --> 00:39:18,670
[music]
488
00:39:18,789 --> 00:39:21,800
[gunshots firing]
489
00:39:23,835 --> 00:39:27,120
[gunshots firing]
490
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,360
[music]
491
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:56,000
[heavy firing]
492
00:39:57,035 --> 00:40:01,560
[heavy firing]
493
00:40:11,536 --> 00:40:13,640
[gunshot]
494
00:40:15,630 --> 00:40:19,310
Betty. Oh, my God, I'm glad
you're okay, come on, come with me.
495
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:22,990
- What?
- Thank God you're all right. Come on.
496
00:40:23,070 --> 00:40:25,630
[gunshots]
497
00:40:26,005 --> 00:40:30,510
Hey! I'll tell you what's going on.
498
00:40:30,590 --> 00:40:34,350
That other guy out
there, he's a lunatic.
499
00:40:34,470 --> 00:40:38,110
My friend here explained
everything to me.
500
00:40:38,279 --> 00:40:42,270
He stole his face to steal my letter.
501
00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:45,373
And you are working with him.
502
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:48,170
- I don't understand.
- Do you believe me now? You see?
503
00:40:48,210 --> 00:40:51,450
I'm for real. That
other guy's the psycho.
504
00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:52,770
He killed my brother?
505
00:40:52,843 --> 00:40:56,890
No, Betty. He killed your
brother. I have your letter.
506
00:40:56,930 --> 00:40:59,050
Let her go and I'll give it to you.
507
00:40:59,354 --> 00:41:04,850
No. You give it to me!
I sell it to him!
508
00:41:05,064 --> 00:41:09,930
So get the hell out of your
manhole, give me my letter,
509
00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:15,050
so I can get my money.
Because it's my birthday!
510
00:41:15,090 --> 00:41:17,610
You know what, Kalishkanov?
511
00:41:17,650 --> 00:41:20,010
I've had enough of
you and your birthday!
512
00:41:20,050 --> 00:41:20,810
[gunshots]
513
00:41:21,307 --> 00:41:24,954
Woah, woah, woow!
Woahhh!
514
00:41:25,130 --> 00:41:27,850
- So there are two of you.
- Not for long.
515
00:41:27,890 --> 00:41:30,770
Look, I just need the
letter, bro. You give it to me
516
00:41:30,810 --> 00:41:33,610
and I swear you'll never
hear from me ever again.
517
00:41:33,650 --> 00:41:35,330
I would have enjoyed killing you though.
518
00:41:35,810 --> 00:41:39,610
♪ Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me... ♪
519
00:41:40,192 --> 00:41:43,541
I hate to interrupt, but
I haven't even got cake.
520
00:41:46,290 --> 00:41:48,930
[gunshot]
521
00:41:52,730 --> 00:41:55,060
Now, you drop the guns, you give
522
00:41:55,061 --> 00:41:57,390
me the letter and she goes free.
523
00:41:57,391 --> 00:41:59,500
Though frankly, I don't know what
524
00:41:59,501 --> 00:42:01,808
you find so attractive about her.
525
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:03,305
Bite me.
526
00:42:03,306 --> 00:42:04,306
[music]
527
00:42:18,610 --> 00:42:19,730
Attaboy.
528
00:42:22,225 --> 00:42:24,416
[muffled scream]
529
00:42:26,930 --> 00:42:28,170
Jesus.
530
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,363
[music]
531
00:42:42,885 --> 00:42:44,050
Take care of her.
532
00:42:54,650 --> 00:42:57,775
[music]
533
00:43:03,033 --> 00:43:06,880
[fighting]
534
00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:28,910
Go on, just do it, just finish it!
535
00:43:28,950 --> 00:43:35,070
You just don't get it, do you?
You have no idea what's going on.
536
00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:38,470
Let me just say
it's all about the money.
537
00:43:38,564 --> 00:43:42,830
It's always all about the
money, bro. Nothing more.
538
00:43:43,335 --> 00:43:46,481
And having a little
fun while we're at it.
539
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,565
[gunshot]
540
00:43:57,230 --> 00:44:01,554
- You okay?
- Yeah.
541
00:44:02,595 --> 00:44:04,780
You okay?
542
00:44:05,411 --> 00:44:07,208
[whack!]
543
00:44:07,490 --> 00:44:10,256
[music]
544
00:44:16,371 --> 00:44:19,797
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