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Hey! What are you doing?
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Your dad's gonna be here any second.
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Aw, it's so cute
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that you actually think
he's gonna show up.
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Even if he does,
he's gonna be three hours late
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with a four-hour excuse.
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Yeah, I just hope he doesn't try
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and sell us something again.
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Oh, my God. Like that
stupid tooth whitening kit?
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You know, I think that thing actually
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made my teeth bigger.
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I think it just made your face smaller.
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Wonder who that is.
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It's your dad.
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- Alley-oop, how are you?
- Hey.
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There's my beautiful bug.
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Dad, you're here.
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And you're not wet.
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Um, how was your trip?
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Not bad.
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I sat next to a very nice
lawyerette from California
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who invited me into the Admirals Club.
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A little biscotti, a little networking,
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pretty good Saturday.
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Vince, you want us
to turn the music up real loud
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before we start talking?
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Nope.
We can speak freely.
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And I have a little something
I would like to give to you--
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a belated wedding gift.
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I love you, and I am proud of you.
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It's $5,000.
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Oh, my God.
Are you dying?
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No. Things have really
been going my way recently.
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Things really started popping
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once Mercury got out of retrograde.
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Okay, okay, oh.
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So you need me to bury this
in the desert?
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No, honey, it's yours.
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Look, I know I haven't been
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the most dependable dad,
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but I'm really trying
to change some things.
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It takes some people longer
to get their act together.
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Please let me do this.
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You deserve it.
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Aw, that's really touching.
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It's not fake.
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I invested in a water well
construction company
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a few years back, and they just got
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a government contract to start drilling
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all over the southwest.
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Oh, that sounds really boring and real.
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Okay, I'm gonna go check into the hotel.
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I'll give you a call.
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We'll meet up later.
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Okay, sure.
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Love you.
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Okay.
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And hey, start thinking about
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what you wanna do with that money.
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My advice?
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Turquoise.
It's the new gold.
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- Alex.
- Yeah?
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One word.
What is it?
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Turquoise?
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Boom.
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- Was that just my dad?
- Who cares?
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That guy just gave us 5,000 bucks.
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You know what I'm gonna do
with some of that money?
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I'm gonna get you
some of those playoff tickets.
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So are the playoffs still in town?
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That's so many nos.
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And you're not spending it
on me, all right?
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I have a better idea.
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You're gonna use it
to rent out a gallery
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and finally have
a showing of your photos.
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Now you won't have any more excuses.
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Oh, pfft, now?
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It's too windy for art.
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Bummer...
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Oh!
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- Where you been?
- Hey.
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Let's see, uh, one vodka rocks.
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One Heineken light.
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That'll be $5,000.
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I'm sorry.
Was it a secret?
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So your dad's gone legit, huh?
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No more mini horses in Paraguay?
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No floating malls in the Amazon?
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I don't know.
It was weird.
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He was acting like a dad.
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I--it's just,
I don't know.
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I feel like I've spent
my whole life waiting for this.
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- It's just kinda surreal.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We get it--
you're whole again.
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But what are you
gonna do with the money?
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You know, I was thinking
about getting Alex
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some new jeans that don't
have yellow stitching on them.
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No, I told you, it's your money.
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You're gonna spend it on you.
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Honey, that is for me.
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Ah, man, I'll tell you what I'd do.
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If 5 grand fell into my lap,
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I'd sink it into this bar.
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Some of this stuff's getting worn out.
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The ice machine, the kegerator,
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that guy over there.
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I would fly first class and stock up
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on those mini bottles.
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I like them because
when you drink too much,
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you only make mini-mistakes.
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You know, I'd pay my student loans off
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from grad school.
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Y'all don't know me.
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I would just get my life back together.
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I'd start looking for my own place.
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Then I'd visit my family
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for the first time in two years.
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I could see my grandma
who's, uh, not doing great.
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And I would fix this tooth
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that's always bleeding.
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Here.
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- What?
- You win.
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Uh, you know what,
if I could--
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Can I just--can I see that
for a second?
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No, no.
You said this was my money.
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I wanna use it to help Lily.
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Whits, no, I can't.
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Can I?
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Uh, no, I can't.
I--really.
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Lily, come on.
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I want to help you
get back on your feet.
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You need it way more than me.
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Unless Alex breaks up with me,
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in which case,
I'll need it back immediately.
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I love you.
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Come on, I love you too.
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Oh, my God.
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- Hey, Lily?
- Huh?
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You wanna go out sometime?
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Alex, stop.
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I just--I can't believe
you gave Lily all that money.
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She's family.
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She has helped me
through some really hard times.
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You know how many cups
she's peed in for me?
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Okay, and now she--
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she doesn't have a cup to pee in.
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Look, I'm not saying it wasn't
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an amazing thing to do.
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You're a great friend,
it's just--
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you wanna know what I think?
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I think this is you avoiding
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putting your photos in a gallery,
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and, I mean, you had a perfect chance
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to invest in yourself,
and you just blew it.
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Hey, don't make me more complicated
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- than I already am.
- All right.
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Well, you know what?
I'm gonna pay for the space.
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This way you can't
make any more excuses.
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How's that?
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Okay, I--I just--
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Look, I'm just not ready.
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You said the same thing
about turning 30.
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Fine, I'll turn 30.
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Whitney.
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Okay.
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I'll put some photos together.
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No, I want you to be excited about it,
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like the time you saw Urkel
at the outlet mall.
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Hey, I'm a 30-year-old
photographer,
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and I'm finally gonna get
to show my photos
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in a cool place, like a gallery.
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Ooh, whoo-hoo!
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- What are you doing?
- Sorry.
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It's just what I'd be doing
all day if I had those.
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Okay, would you stop it?
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There you are, sleepyhead.
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Here is your coffee.
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Thanks, mouse.
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Oh, the MacGuires across the hall
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invited us over for dinner.
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So can you make that go away?
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I'm on it.
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And...here.
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What's this?
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Open it.
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Uh, your 5,000 bucks?
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Yeah. I've been
living off you for a year.
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So that's for rent, food,
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and the side panel of your car.
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I could never repay you
with all the money
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I lose on my blog.
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Lil, you don't owe me
for anything, okay?
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You more than
pull your weight around here.
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You cook, you listen to my problems,
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and you threw away my magnifying mirror.
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I just--I've never
had this much money before.
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And last night I was online,
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looking at land in new Mexico
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and bumpits.
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I-I just--
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I don't know how to be rich.
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So can you please just
at least hold it for me?
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You're the most responsible
person I know...
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I mean, with money.
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Okay, all right, fine.
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You know what?
I'll put it in my account.
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And then when you really need something,
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I'll give it to you.
Okay.
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Now I'm gonna go change again,
for no reason at all.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- How's it going?
- Terrible.
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People are gonna hate these.
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- I mean--
- No, they're not.
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They're great, all right?
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And since when do you care
what people think?
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You voted for Roseanne.
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Why are you so self-conscious
all of a sudden?
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A couple months ago,
I put some of my photos
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on this online gallery and--
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People wrote some really nasty comments.
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I mean, none of them
were spelled correctly,
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but they were really mean.
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Why didn't you tell me this?
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'Cause I was embarrassed.
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People said they were
weird and aggressive.
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But you are weird and aggressive.
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That's what makes you different.
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Plus, the whole thing about art is that
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people get to have opinions about it.
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The only thing that matters
is if you like it or not.
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Okay, but what if they're right?
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- What if it's bad?
- And what if they're wrong?
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- Well, what if they're right?
- What if they're wrong?
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You're right.
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Okay, I just--
I don't know.
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I'm not into this right now.
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I'm just--
after seeing those comments,
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I'm feeling kind of, like, traumatized.
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You know, I think that's
just this week's excuse.
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I mean, last month it was that
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you didn't have the right film.
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The month before that, you didn't have
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the right computer software.
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The month before that, you had vertigo.
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I can't wait to see what your excuse
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is gonna be next month.
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Oh, so you wanna check back next month?
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You know what?
I'm done begging you to do this.
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Okay?
If you're not gonna try,
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then I'm not gonna try.
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Is this a picture of my--
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Oh, yeah, you were sleeping.
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- Ooh, hey, R.J.
- Hey.
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Listen, I am in a rush.
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I gotta get to the bank
before it closes,
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so I can only stay for three drinks.
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Why didn't you just
go to the bank first?
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Because they don't
serve drinks at the bank.
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All right, listen.
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I am just gonna give you
my card first so we can--
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
263
00:10:20,765 --> 00:10:23,350
I-I think
I'm gonna throw up.
264
00:10:23,384 --> 00:10:24,985
Already?
265
00:10:25,019 --> 00:10:27,104
No, the $5,000 isn't in here!
266
00:10:27,155 --> 00:10:30,073
Lily gave it to me
to hold for her this morning.
267
00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:31,391
- This is not happening.
- Okay.
268
00:10:31,409 --> 00:10:34,027
When was the last time
you remember seeing it?
269
00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:36,780
Um, before I left for work this morning.
270
00:10:36,831 --> 00:10:38,081
Lily gave me the envelope.
271
00:10:38,116 --> 00:10:40,066
And then I finished my coffee,
272
00:10:40,084 --> 00:10:41,568
and I put it in my purse.
273
00:10:41,586 --> 00:10:43,620
I-I think.
274
00:10:43,655 --> 00:10:45,505
Maybe I didn't.
275
00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:46,820
Here, let me look in your purse.
276
00:10:46,841 --> 00:10:48,292
Sometimes you'll be
looking right at something
277
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,877
and not see it.
278
00:10:52,597 --> 00:10:54,080
Well, the money's not in here,
279
00:10:54,098 --> 00:10:55,482
but I'm pretty sure
280
00:10:55,516 --> 00:10:58,518
you need a permit for that.
281
00:11:04,722 --> 00:11:06,089
Hey, dad.
282
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:08,408
Sorry I didn't call you guys.
283
00:11:08,528 --> 00:11:12,345
I-I wanted to come over
and talk to you in person.
284
00:11:12,396 --> 00:11:15,565
Oh, boy.
I-I hate to ask this.
285
00:11:15,599 --> 00:11:19,235
But I need that money back--
temporarily.
286
00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:20,303
Okay.
287
00:11:20,321 --> 00:11:22,305
Yeah, I got a call from a neighbor.
288
00:11:22,323 --> 00:11:23,406
We had a freeze last night.
289
00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:24,574
Pipe burst in the ceiling,
290
00:11:24,608 --> 00:11:25,608
a lot of water damage.
291
00:11:25,642 --> 00:11:26,922
I gotta give it to the contractor
292
00:11:26,944 --> 00:11:28,862
until the insurance kicks in.
293
00:11:28,913 --> 00:11:30,146
I'm so sorry.
294
00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:31,281
Oh, it's fine.
295
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,366
Um, I--I don't have
the money on me.
296
00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:34,650
But, um--
but it's cool.
297
00:11:34,668 --> 00:11:36,152
I'll just, uh--
298
00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:39,205
I'll bring it
by your hotel tonight, okay?
299
00:11:39,256 --> 00:11:40,623
And then maybe we can get dinner after.
300
00:11:40,657 --> 00:11:42,425
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
let's go to that hot dog place
301
00:11:42,459 --> 00:11:45,879
where the employees
insult the customers.
302
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,051
Uh, maybe some place else.
303
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,402
Whitney got banned from that place
304
00:11:48,432 --> 00:11:50,333
for being rude.
305
00:11:50,351 --> 00:11:51,885
Well, we'll figure it out.
306
00:11:51,936 --> 00:11:53,386
- Thank you, honey.
- Okay.
307
00:11:53,437 --> 00:11:54,637
- I'll see you tonight.
- Okay, yeah.
308
00:11:54,671 --> 00:11:56,222
♪ In the windy city
309
00:11:56,273 --> 00:11:58,141
♪ the city by the lake
310
00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,359
Hello, ma'am.
311
00:11:59,393 --> 00:12:01,527
Why, thank you.
312
00:12:01,562 --> 00:12:04,280
Oh, no, man.
313
00:12:04,315 --> 00:12:06,532
How am I gonna
get that money? Ugh.
314
00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:07,901
Well, just ask Lily for it back.
315
00:12:07,952 --> 00:12:10,370
No, I can't do that.
She has nothing.
316
00:12:10,404 --> 00:12:13,656
She's, like, desperate
and sleeping on someone's couch.
317
00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:16,409
Wow. She really is
like your family.
318
00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,995
Oh, although, I technically
would just be borrowing it.
319
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,363
And I can just pay her back
320
00:12:20,381 --> 00:12:21,798
as soon as my dad reimburses me.
321
00:12:21,832 --> 00:12:23,549
Well, yeah,
I mean--
322
00:12:23,584 --> 00:12:25,935
you really think your dad's
gonna pay you back?
323
00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,370
I know, I get it.
324
00:12:27,388 --> 00:12:28,704
I see how you could think that,
325
00:12:28,722 --> 00:12:29,756
but I don't know.
I just--
326
00:12:29,807 --> 00:12:31,207
I have this really good feeling that
327
00:12:31,225 --> 00:12:34,560
there's something different this time.
328
00:12:34,595 --> 00:12:37,347
- Okay.
- Okay.
329
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:38,731
Oh, man, it's gonna be so awkward
330
00:12:38,766 --> 00:12:40,400
to ask her for that money back.
331
00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:42,685
Ugh. There has gotta
be another way
332
00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:44,654
that I could get that money.
333
00:12:44,688 --> 00:12:47,390
Oh, where's that picture of your thing?
334
00:13:05,876 --> 00:13:08,428
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Whoa!
335
00:13:08,462 --> 00:13:11,147
Uh, when did you get home?
336
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,549
Five hours ago.
337
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:14,767
What are you doing?
338
00:13:14,802 --> 00:13:16,552
Ooh, well, somebody is certainly
339
00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:18,388
full of questions today, huh?
340
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,475
Oh, hey, I talked to the MacGuires.
341
00:13:22,526 --> 00:13:23,693
I told 'em you moved out.
342
00:13:23,727 --> 00:13:26,696
So if you run into them, you're a twin.
343
00:13:29,650 --> 00:13:32,869
Whoa, whoa, uh--
344
00:13:32,903 --> 00:13:34,937
where you going with that?
345
00:13:34,955 --> 00:13:37,757
To the mall.
346
00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:39,158
The garbage chute.
347
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:42,545
- You taught me this.
- Well, you know what?
348
00:13:42,579 --> 00:13:44,630
Let me just, um, take a look
349
00:13:44,665 --> 00:13:47,083
and make sure you
separated everything correctly.
350
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,886
Oh. Okay.
351
00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:58,644
Thank God someone is here.
352
00:14:00,347 --> 00:14:01,514
- Hey.
- Hi.
353
00:14:01,565 --> 00:14:03,566
Oh, no, this again?
354
00:14:05,652 --> 00:14:07,904
Rox, you okay?
355
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,640
I'm fine.
356
00:14:11,658 --> 00:14:13,693
Everything checks out.
357
00:14:13,744 --> 00:14:15,811
It's ready for the chute.
358
00:14:18,282 --> 00:14:20,500
She double-checks
your garbage work?
359
00:14:20,534 --> 00:14:22,335
This just started.
360
00:14:22,369 --> 00:14:24,537
Um, hey, I have to ask you,
361
00:14:24,588 --> 00:14:26,873
um, for that money back.
362
00:14:26,924 --> 00:14:28,341
What? What?What?
363
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,093
Why?
364
00:14:30,127 --> 00:14:32,495
It's kind of a long story,
but my dad needs it.
365
00:14:32,513 --> 00:14:33,596
But as soon as he pays me back,
366
00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:35,048
- the money's yours again.
- Yeah, sure.
367
00:14:35,099 --> 00:14:37,467
I gave it to Roxanne to hold for me.
368
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:40,386
Yes, and I gave it to the bank.
369
00:14:40,437 --> 00:14:44,223
So...
370
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,691
Okay, I'm pretty sure the bank
371
00:14:45,726 --> 00:14:46,976
will give it back to you
372
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:50,480
if you just write me a check, so...
373
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,199
Yep.
374
00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:55,518
Yes, yep.
375
00:14:55,536 --> 00:14:56,869
No, totally.
376
00:14:56,904 --> 00:14:58,020
Uh, sure.
377
00:14:58,038 --> 00:15:00,540
Let me just get a check.
378
00:15:00,574 --> 00:15:04,460
Check, check, check, check,
check, check, check.
379
00:15:04,495 --> 00:15:09,882
Uh, all right,
so five-zero-zero.
380
00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:12,552
Zero.
381
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,724
Hey, after dinner let's take your dad
382
00:15:18,759 --> 00:15:19,926
down to Navy pier.
383
00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:21,210
Yeah.
384
00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:24,046
Look at me, having a family.
385
00:15:24,064 --> 00:15:25,548
It's gonna be so cool
to hang out with him
386
00:15:25,566 --> 00:15:28,384
without having to wear a fake mustache.
387
00:15:31,405 --> 00:15:32,688
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
388
00:15:32,722 --> 00:15:34,440
I thought we were gonna meet
down in the lobby.
389
00:15:34,491 --> 00:15:35,691
Oh, well, we got here a little early
390
00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,393
and the bar was crowded, so--
391
00:15:39,363 --> 00:15:41,864
Can we come in?
392
00:15:41,898 --> 00:15:43,916
Oh, of course, of course.
393
00:15:43,951 --> 00:15:46,335
Come on in.
394
00:15:48,922 --> 00:15:51,791
Wow, a suite.
395
00:15:51,842 --> 00:15:52,959
Nice, Vince.
396
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:55,261
Oh, I'm not actually paying for this.
397
00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:56,929
Between the airline miles and the trip
398
00:15:56,964 --> 00:15:58,965
I won on the radio, it's basically free.
399
00:15:59,016 --> 00:16:00,383
Can you believe it?
400
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,686
Nope.
401
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,638
Dad, I-I thought
we were going to dinner.
402
00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:07,356
I made a reservation.
403
00:16:07,391 --> 00:16:08,474
Oh, we can still go to dinner.
404
00:16:08,525 --> 00:16:09,642
That's from this afternoon.
405
00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:11,093
They still haven't taken it away yet.
406
00:16:11,111 --> 00:16:13,729
This place is terrible.
407
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:17,600
Okay, nice.
Kobe beef and truffles.
408
00:16:17,618 --> 00:16:20,987
You spent $200 on lunch,
yet you need to borrow money?
409
00:16:21,038 --> 00:16:22,488
No, it was comped.
410
00:16:22,539 --> 00:16:23,906
I had a drink with the chef last night.
411
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:26,709
Turns out we were both
at the Atlanta Olympics
412
00:16:26,743 --> 00:16:29,245
at the same time.
413
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,097
There's no burst pipe, is there?
414
00:16:31,131 --> 00:16:33,082
Oh, no, there is a burst pipe.
415
00:16:33,116 --> 00:16:35,668
My buddy in Argentina's plumber
had to have heart surgery.
416
00:16:35,719 --> 00:16:38,421
Okay, dad, just stop.
417
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,139
Okay, there--
there's no pipe.
418
00:16:40,174 --> 00:16:41,457
There's no plumber.
419
00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:43,176
There's no heart surgery.
420
00:16:43,227 --> 00:16:44,977
There's no yacht.
421
00:16:45,012 --> 00:16:46,979
There's no alpaca.
422
00:16:47,014 --> 00:16:49,098
There's no boy band
423
00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:50,566
that you're trying to sign.
424
00:16:50,601 --> 00:16:53,653
Just--just stop.
425
00:16:53,687 --> 00:16:55,804
Bug.
426
00:16:55,822 --> 00:16:57,139
♪ Dance with me
427
00:16:57,157 --> 00:16:58,407
- No, no, no.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
428
00:16:58,442 --> 00:17:00,193
You know what?
Don't be.
429
00:17:00,244 --> 00:17:03,079
Okay, it's--
it's always just gonna be
430
00:17:03,113 --> 00:17:05,164
one excuse after the other with you.
431
00:17:05,199 --> 00:17:06,782
And it's just--
you know what?
432
00:17:06,816 --> 00:17:08,000
It's actually my fault
433
00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:09,835
for thinking that you had changed.
434
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:12,588
I mean, you're my dad and I love you.
435
00:17:12,623 --> 00:17:15,208
But this is how it's always been,
436
00:17:15,259 --> 00:17:17,543
and this is how it's always gonna be.
437
00:17:17,594 --> 00:17:21,430
And that's totally--
totally fine.
438
00:17:23,383 --> 00:17:25,067
See ya, dad.
439
00:17:25,102 --> 00:17:27,803
Wait.
440
00:17:27,837 --> 00:17:31,140
And the money?
441
00:17:31,174 --> 00:17:33,476
You know what?
I, um--
442
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,560
I'm actually gonna keep that,
443
00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:36,011
'cause you're right.
444
00:17:36,029 --> 00:17:38,898
I deserve it.
445
00:17:41,201 --> 00:17:44,537
I-I'm sorry
about this, Alex.
446
00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:46,539
Look, Vince, in the future,
447
00:17:46,573 --> 00:17:50,543
if you need money,
don't ask her, ask me.
448
00:17:50,577 --> 00:17:51,877
All right, I'll help you out,
449
00:17:51,912 --> 00:17:53,879
but we gotta keep it between us.
450
00:17:53,914 --> 00:17:56,882
It's just too stressful for her.
451
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,918
What's your cell?
452
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,887
Okay, Lily, here is your $5,000 back.
453
00:18:05,007 --> 00:18:06,057
Are you sure?
454
00:18:06,092 --> 00:18:07,642
Don't ask questions.
455
00:18:07,677 --> 00:18:09,627
Thank you so much, again.
456
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,464
Oh, you know, why don't you
457
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:15,233
just make this out to me?
458
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,652
Since it's gonna
go into my account anyway.
459
00:18:17,687 --> 00:18:19,130
Okay.
460
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:22,107
- Uh, wait.
- Why?
461
00:18:22,141 --> 00:18:24,276
I've been thinking that
462
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:27,529
I need to be able to handle
my own money, you know?
463
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:30,481
And I just wanna
be a more responsible person.
464
00:18:30,499 --> 00:18:32,033
You mean like Roxanne?
465
00:18:34,772 --> 00:18:36,588
I wanna give this money to someone
466
00:18:36,622 --> 00:18:37,706
who's always supported me.
467
00:18:37,757 --> 00:18:40,008
So make the check out to Mark.
468
00:18:40,042 --> 00:18:41,176
- What?
- Huh?
469
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:44,929
Oh, cold.
470
00:18:44,964 --> 00:18:46,181
Lily, I'm not taking that.
471
00:18:46,215 --> 00:18:49,718
Why do you guys hate money?
472
00:18:49,769 --> 00:18:51,886
Lily, this is crazy.
473
00:18:51,937 --> 00:18:53,388
No, no.
474
00:18:53,439 --> 00:18:55,190
You always give me free food.
475
00:18:55,224 --> 00:18:59,010
And you've given us all
this awesome place to hang out.
476
00:18:59,028 --> 00:19:01,479
This is, like, my home now.
477
00:19:01,513 --> 00:19:05,283
I love this bar, you know?
478
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,652
Kinda wish it was in new Mexico,
479
00:19:07,686 --> 00:19:10,372
but I believe in it.
480
00:19:10,406 --> 00:19:13,124
And I want to invest in it.
481
00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:15,327
But we're gonna take this seriously.
482
00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:16,995
You're gonna be a real investor.
483
00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:18,580
Which means you're gonna
be entitled to everything
484
00:19:18,631 --> 00:19:19,831
that a real investor in this bar gets,
485
00:19:19,865 --> 00:19:21,916
which so far is nothing.
486
00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:24,502
I'll take it.
487
00:19:24,536 --> 00:19:27,138
- Okay.
- Okay.
488
00:19:27,173 --> 00:19:28,423
Congratulations.
489
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:33,061
I'm gonna need you to sign
some paperwork and junk.
490
00:19:33,095 --> 00:19:35,263
Paperwork and junk?
491
00:19:35,314 --> 00:19:38,316
You guys, I have something.
492
00:19:41,337 --> 00:19:44,556
Well, then...
it's worth it.
493
00:19:47,193 --> 00:19:49,327
Here you go.
494
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,362
Hey, Mark?
495
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:53,398
You wanna go out sometime?
496
00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:00,789
Surprise!
497
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,607
Low bar?
498
00:20:02,641 --> 00:20:04,002
We need to work on your definition
499
00:20:04,009 --> 00:20:06,077
of the word surprise.
500
00:20:06,095 --> 00:20:08,413
No. Over there.
501
00:20:08,431 --> 00:20:11,599
Oh, you put your photos up.
Awesome.
502
00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:13,435
Look, I know that
it's not, like, a gallery.
503
00:20:13,469 --> 00:20:15,186
No, you know what?
It doesn't matter.
504
00:20:15,221 --> 00:20:16,521
I'm so proud of you.
505
00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:18,273
I didn't think that
you were ever gonna do this.
506
00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:20,608
And that's exactly what my dad does.
507
00:20:20,643 --> 00:20:22,204
He always says he's gonna do something,
508
00:20:22,228 --> 00:20:23,228
and he never does it,
509
00:20:23,262 --> 00:20:24,729
and I am not gonna be that person.
510
00:20:24,764 --> 00:20:27,115
So no more excuses.
511
00:20:27,149 --> 00:20:28,733
Okay, fine, then that means
512
00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:31,769
you finally need to learn
how to pronounce urlacher.
513
00:20:33,372 --> 00:20:34,939
Let me just preface this by saying,
514
00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:36,157
I think it's great having
your photographs
515
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,442
hanging in my bar.
516
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,994
But my new investor has been
up my crack about them.
517
00:20:40,045 --> 00:20:42,630
Hi. Listen, Mark.
518
00:20:42,665 --> 00:20:44,299
Those top two photos
need to be hung higher.
519
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,633
They're not catching the light.
520
00:20:45,668 --> 00:20:46,801
And then after that,
we're gonna talk about
521
00:20:46,836 --> 00:20:49,587
the dim sum menu.
522
00:20:51,056 --> 00:20:52,924
No, we're not.
523
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:54,459
Whitney!
524
00:20:54,477 --> 00:20:57,095
This is huge.
Ahh, man.
525
00:20:57,129 --> 00:20:59,481
These photos are beautiful.
526
00:20:59,515 --> 00:21:01,816
I'd love to buy one, but I made
527
00:21:01,851 --> 00:21:05,687
a couple of bad investments lately.
528
00:21:05,738 --> 00:21:08,156
- This one, I really like.
- Thank you.
529
00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:10,031
Yeah, you know,
that's one of my favorites too.
530
00:21:10,075 --> 00:21:11,826
The poses are very provocative.
531
00:21:11,861 --> 00:21:17,031
It's like Diane Arbus
meets an early Sally Mann.
532
00:21:17,082 --> 00:21:19,567
Art history minor.
533
00:21:19,602 --> 00:21:22,203
Y'all don't know me.