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Hey! What are you doing?
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Your dad's gonna be here any second.
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Aw, it's so cute
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that you actually think
he's gonna show up.
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Even if he does,
he's gonna be three hours late
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with a four-hour excuse.
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Yeah, I just hope he doesn't try
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and sell us something again.
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Oh, my God. Like that
stupid tooth whitening kit?
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You know, I think that thing actually
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made my teeth bigger.
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I think it just made your face smaller.
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Wonder who that is.
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It's your dad.
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- Alley-oop, how are you?
- Hey.
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There's my beautiful bug.
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Dad, you're here.
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And you're not wet.
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Um, how was your trip?
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Not bad.
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I sat next to a very nice
lawyerette from California
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who invited me into the Admirals Club.
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A little biscotti, a little networking,
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pretty good Saturday.
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Vince, you want us
to turn the music up real loud
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before we start talking?
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Nope.
We can speak freely.
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And I have a little something
I would like to give to you--
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a belated wedding gift.
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I love you, and I am proud of you.
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It's $5,000.
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Oh, my God.
Are you dying?
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No. Things have really
been going my way recently.
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Things really started popping
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once Mercury got out of retrograde.
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Okay, okay, oh.
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So you need me to bury this
in the desert?
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No, honey, it's yours.
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Look, I know I haven't been
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the most dependable dad,
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but I'm really trying
to change some things.
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It takes some people longer
to get their act together.
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Please let me do this.
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You deserve it.
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Aw, that's really touching.
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It's not fake.
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I invested in a water well
construction company
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a few years back, and they just got
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a government contract to start drilling
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all over the southwest.
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Oh, that sounds really boring and real.
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Okay, I'm gonna go check into the hotel.
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I'll give you a call.
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We'll meet up later.
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Okay, sure.
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Love you.
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Okay.
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And hey, start thinking about
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what you wanna do with that money.
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My advice?
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Turquoise.
It's the new gold.
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- Alex.
- Yeah?
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One word.
What is it?
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Turquoise?
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Boom.
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- Was that just my dad?
- Who cares?
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That guy just gave us 5,000 bucks.
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You know what I'm gonna do
with some of that money?
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I'm gonna get you
some of those playoff tickets.
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So are the playoffs still in town?
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That's so many nos.
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And you're not spending it
on me, all right?
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I have a better idea.
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You're gonna use it
to rent out a gallery
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and finally have
a showing of your photos.
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Now you won't have any more excuses.
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Oh, pfft, now?
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It's too windy for art.
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Bummer...
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Oh!
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- Where you been?
- Hey.
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Let's see, uh, one vodka rocks.
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One Heineken light.
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That'll be $5,000.
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I'm sorry.
Was it a secret?
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So your dad's gone legit, huh?
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No more mini horses in Paraguay?
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No floating malls in the Amazon?
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I don't know.
It was weird.
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He was acting like a dad.
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I--it's just,
I don't know.
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I feel like I've spent
my whole life waiting for this.
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- It's just kinda surreal.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We get it--
you're whole again.
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But what are you
gonna do with the money?
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You know, I was thinking
about getting Alex
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some new jeans that don't
have yellow stitching on them.
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No, I told you, it's your money.
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You're gonna spend it on you.
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Honey, that is for me.
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Ah, man, I'll tell you what I'd do.
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If 5 grand fell into my lap,
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I'd sink it into this bar.
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Some of this stuff's getting worn out.
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The ice machine, the kegerator,
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that guy over there.
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I would fly first class and stock up
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on those mini bottles.
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I like them because
when you drink too much,
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you only make mini-mistakes.
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You know, I'd pay my student loans off
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from grad school.
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Y'all don't know me.
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I would just get my life back together.
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I'd start looking for my own place.
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Then I'd visit my family
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for the first time in two years.
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I could see my grandma
who's, uh, not doing great.
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And I would fix this tooth
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that's always bleeding.
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Here.
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- What?
- You win.
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Uh, you know what,
if I could--
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Can I just--can I see that
for a second?
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No, no.
You said this was my money.
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I wanna use it to help Lily.
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Whits, no, I can't.
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Can I?
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Uh, no, I can't.
I--really.
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Lily, come on.
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I want to help you
get back on your feet.
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You need it way more than me.
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Unless Alex breaks up with me,
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in which case,
I'll need it back immediately.
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I love you.
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Come on, I love you too.
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Oh, my God.
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- Hey, Lily?
- Huh?
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You wanna go out sometime?
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Alex, stop.
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I just--I can't believe
you gave Lily all that money.
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She's family.
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She has helped me
through some really hard times.
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You know how many cups
she's peed in for me?
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Okay, and now she--
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she doesn't have a cup to pee in.
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Look, I'm not saying it wasn't
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an amazing thing to do.
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You're a great friend,
it's just--
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you wanna know what I think?
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I think this is you avoiding
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putting your photos in a gallery,
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and, I mean, you had a perfect chance
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to invest in yourself,
and you just blew it.
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Hey, don't make me more complicated
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- than I already am.
- All right.
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Well, you know what?
I'm gonna pay for the space.
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This way you can't
make any more excuses.
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How's that?
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Okay, I--I just--
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Look, I'm just not ready.
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You said the same thing
about turning 30.
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Fine, I'll turn 30.
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Whitney.
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Okay.
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I'll put some photos together.
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No, I want you to be excited about it,
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like the time you saw Urkel
at the outlet mall.
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Hey, I'm a 30-year-old
photographer,
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and I'm finally gonna get
to show my photos
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in a cool place, like a gallery.
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Ooh, whoo-hoo!
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- What are you doing?
- Sorry.
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It's just what I'd be doing
all day if I had those.
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Okay, would you stop it?
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There you are, sleepyhead.
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Here is your coffee.
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Thanks, mouse.
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Oh, the MacGuires across the hall
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invited us over for dinner.
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So can you make that go away?
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I'm on it.
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And...here.
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What's this?
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Open it.
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Uh, your 5,000 bucks?
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Yeah. I've been
living off you for a year.
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So that's for rent, food,
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and the side panel of your car.
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I could never repay you
with all the money
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I lose on my blog.
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Lil, you don't owe me
for anything, okay?
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You more than
pull your weight around here.
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You cook, you listen to my problems,
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and you threw away my magnifying mirror.
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I just--I've never
had this much money before.
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And last night I was online,
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looking at land in new Mexico
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and bumpits.
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I-I just--
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I don't know how to be rich.
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So can you please just
at least hold it for me?
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You're the most responsible
person I know...
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I mean, with money.
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Okay, all right, fine.
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You know what?
I'll put it in my account.
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And then when you really need something,
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I'll give it to you.
Okay.
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Now I'm gonna go change again,
for no reason at all.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- How's it going?
- Terrible.
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People are gonna hate these.
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- I mean--
- No, they're not.
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They're great, all right?
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And since when do you care
what people think?
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You voted for Roseanne.
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Why are you so self-conscious
all of a sudden?
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A couple months ago,
I put some of my photos
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on this online gallery and--
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People wrote some really nasty comments.
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I mean, none of them
were spelled correctly,
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but they were really mean.
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Why didn't you tell me this?
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'Cause I was embarrassed.
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People said they were
weird and aggressive.
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But you are weird and aggressive.
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That's what makes you different.
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Plus, the whole thing about art is that
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people get to have opinions about it.
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The only thing that matters
is if you like it or not.
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Okay, but what if they're right?
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- What if it's bad?
- And what if they're wrong?
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- Well, what if they're right?
- What if they're wrong?
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You're right.
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Okay, I just--
I don't know.
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I'm not into this right now.
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I'm just--
after seeing those comments,
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I'm feeling kind of, like, traumatized.
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You know, I think that's
just this week's excuse.
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I mean, last month it was that
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you didn't have the right film.
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The month before that, you didn't have
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the right computer software.
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The month before that, you had vertigo.
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I can't wait to see what your excuse
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is gonna be next month.
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Oh, so you wanna check back next month?
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You know what?
I'm done begging you to do this.
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Okay?
If you're not gonna try,
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then I'm not gonna try.
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Is this a picture of my--
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Oh, yeah, you were sleeping.
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- Ooh, hey, R.J.
- Hey.
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Listen, I am in a rush.
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I gotta get to the bank
before it closes,
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so I can only stay for three drinks.
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Why didn't you just
go to the bank first?
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Because they don't
serve drinks at the bank.
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All right, listen.
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I am just gonna give you
my card first so we can--
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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00:10:19,265 --> 00:10:21,850
I-I think
I'm gonna throw up.
264
00:10:21,884 --> 00:10:23,485
Already?
265
00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:25,604
No, the $5,000 isn't in here!
266
00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:28,573
Lily gave it to me
to hold for her this morning.
267
00:10:28,608 --> 00:10:29,891
- This is not happening.
- Okay.
268
00:10:29,909 --> 00:10:32,527
When was the last time
you remember seeing it?
269
00:10:32,561 --> 00:10:35,280
Um, before I left for work this morning.
270
00:10:35,331 --> 00:10:36,581
Lily gave me the envelope.
271
00:10:36,616 --> 00:10:38,566
And then I finished my coffee,
272
00:10:38,584 --> 00:10:40,068
and I put it in my purse.
273
00:10:40,086 --> 00:10:42,120
I-I think.
274
00:10:42,155 --> 00:10:44,005
Maybe I didn't.
275
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,320
Here, let me look in your purse.
276
00:10:45,341 --> 00:10:46,792
Sometimes you'll be
looking right at something
277
00:10:46,843 --> 00:10:49,377
and not see it.
278
00:10:51,097 --> 00:10:52,580
Well, the money's not in here,
279
00:10:52,598 --> 00:10:53,982
but I'm pretty sure
280
00:10:54,016 --> 00:10:57,018
you need a permit for that.
281
00:11:03,222 --> 00:11:04,589
Hey, dad.
282
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,908
Sorry I didn't call you guys.
283
00:11:07,028 --> 00:11:10,845
I-I wanted to come over
and talk to you in person.
284
00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:14,065
Oh, boy.
I-I hate to ask this.
285
00:11:14,099 --> 00:11:17,735
But I need that money back--
temporarily.
286
00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:18,803
Okay.
287
00:11:18,821 --> 00:11:20,805
Yeah, I got a call from a neighbor.
288
00:11:20,823 --> 00:11:21,906
We had a freeze last night.
289
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,074
Pipe burst in the ceiling,
290
00:11:23,108 --> 00:11:24,108
a lot of water damage.
291
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,422
I gotta give it to the contractor
292
00:11:25,444 --> 00:11:27,362
until the insurance kicks in.
293
00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:28,646
I'm so sorry.
294
00:11:28,664 --> 00:11:29,781
Oh, it's fine.
295
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,866
Um, I--I don't have
the money on me.
296
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,150
But, um--
but it's cool.
297
00:11:33,168 --> 00:11:34,652
I'll just, uh--
298
00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:37,705
I'll bring it
by your hotel tonight, okay?
299
00:11:37,756 --> 00:11:39,123
And then maybe we can get dinner after.
300
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,925
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
let's go to that hot dog place
301
00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:44,379
where the employees
insult the customers.
302
00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:45,551
Uh, maybe some place else.
303
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:46,902
Whitney got banned from that place
304
00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:48,833
for being rude.
305
00:11:48,851 --> 00:11:50,385
Well, we'll figure it out.
306
00:11:50,436 --> 00:11:51,886
- Thank you, honey.
- Okay.
307
00:11:51,937 --> 00:11:53,137
- I'll see you tonight.
- Okay, yeah.
308
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,722
♪ In the windy city
309
00:11:54,773 --> 00:11:56,641
♪ the city by the lake
310
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:57,859
Hello, ma'am.
311
00:11:57,893 --> 00:12:00,027
Why, thank you.
312
00:12:00,062 --> 00:12:02,780
Oh, no, man.
313
00:12:02,815 --> 00:12:05,032
How am I gonna
get that money? Ugh.
314
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,401
Well, just ask Lily for it back.
315
00:12:06,452 --> 00:12:08,870
No, I can't do that.
She has nothing.
316
00:12:08,904 --> 00:12:12,156
She's, like, desperate
and sleeping on someone's couch.
317
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,909
Wow. She really is
like your family.
318
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,495
Oh, although, I technically
would just be borrowing it.
319
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:18,863
And I can just pay her back
320
00:12:18,881 --> 00:12:20,298
as soon as my dad reimburses me.
321
00:12:20,332 --> 00:12:22,049
Well, yeah,
I mean--
322
00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:24,435
you really think your dad's
gonna pay you back?
323
00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:25,870
I know, I get it.
324
00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:27,204
I see how you could think that,
325
00:12:27,222 --> 00:12:28,256
but I don't know.
I just--
326
00:12:28,307 --> 00:12:29,707
I have this really good feeling that
327
00:12:29,725 --> 00:12:33,060
there's something different this time.
328
00:12:33,095 --> 00:12:35,847
- Okay.
- Okay.
329
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,231
Oh, man, it's gonna be so awkward
330
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:38,900
to ask her for that money back.
331
00:12:38,934 --> 00:12:41,185
Ugh. There has gotta
be another way
332
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,154
that I could get that money.
333
00:12:43,188 --> 00:12:45,890
Oh, where's that picture of your thing?
334
00:13:04,376 --> 00:13:06,928
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Whoa!
335
00:13:06,962 --> 00:13:09,647
Uh, when did you get home?
336
00:13:09,681 --> 00:13:12,049
Five hours ago.
337
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,267
What are you doing?
338
00:13:13,302 --> 00:13:15,052
Ooh, well, somebody is certainly
339
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,888
full of questions today, huh?
340
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,975
Oh, hey, I talked to the MacGuires.
341
00:13:21,026 --> 00:13:22,193
I told 'em you moved out.
342
00:13:22,227 --> 00:13:25,196
So if you run into them, you're a twin.
343
00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:31,369
Whoa, whoa, uh--
344
00:13:31,403 --> 00:13:33,437
where you going with that?
345
00:13:33,455 --> 00:13:36,257
To the mall.
346
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,658
The garbage chute.
347
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:41,045
- You taught me this.
- Well, you know what?
348
00:13:41,079 --> 00:13:43,130
Let me just, um, take a look
349
00:13:43,165 --> 00:13:45,583
and make sure you
separated everything correctly.
350
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,386
Oh. Okay.
351
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,144
Thank God someone is here.
352
00:13:58,847 --> 00:14:00,014
- Hey.
- Hi.
353
00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:02,066
Oh, no, this again?
354
00:14:04,152 --> 00:14:06,404
Rox, you okay?
355
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,140
I'm fine.
356
00:14:10,158 --> 00:14:12,193
Everything checks out.
357
00:14:12,244 --> 00:14:14,311
It's ready for the chute.
358
00:14:16,782 --> 00:14:19,000
She double-checks
your garbage work?
359
00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:20,835
This just started.
360
00:14:20,869 --> 00:14:23,037
Um, hey, I have to ask you,
361
00:14:23,088 --> 00:14:25,373
um, for that money back.
362
00:14:25,424 --> 00:14:26,841
What? What?What?
363
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,593
Why?
364
00:14:28,627 --> 00:14:30,995
It's kind of a long story,
but my dad needs it.
365
00:14:31,013 --> 00:14:32,096
But as soon as he pays me back,
366
00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:33,548
- the money's yours again.
- Yeah, sure.
367
00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:35,967
I gave it to Roxanne to hold for me.
368
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,886
Yes, and I gave it to the bank.
369
00:14:38,937 --> 00:14:42,723
So...
370
00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:44,191
Okay, I'm pretty sure the bank
371
00:14:44,226 --> 00:14:45,476
will give it back to you
372
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,980
if you just write me a check, so...
373
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,699
Yep.
374
00:14:51,733 --> 00:14:54,018
Yes, yep.
375
00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:55,369
No, totally.
376
00:14:55,404 --> 00:14:56,520
Uh, sure.
377
00:14:56,538 --> 00:14:59,040
Let me just get a check.
378
00:14:59,074 --> 00:15:02,960
Check, check, check, check,
check, check, check.
379
00:15:02,995 --> 00:15:08,382
Uh, all right,
so five-zero-zero.
380
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:11,052
Zero.
381
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,224
Hey, after dinner let's take your dad
382
00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:18,426
down to Navy pier.
383
00:15:18,477 --> 00:15:19,710
Yeah.
384
00:15:19,728 --> 00:15:22,546
Look at me, having a family.
385
00:15:22,564 --> 00:15:24,048
It's gonna be so cool
to hang out with him
386
00:15:24,066 --> 00:15:26,884
without having to wear a fake mustache.
387
00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:31,188
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
388
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,940
I thought we were gonna meet
down in the lobby.
389
00:15:32,991 --> 00:15:34,191
Oh, well, we got here a little early
390
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,893
and the bar was crowded, so--
391
00:15:37,863 --> 00:15:40,364
Can we come in?
392
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,416
Oh, of course, of course.
393
00:15:42,451 --> 00:15:44,835
Come on in.
394
00:15:47,422 --> 00:15:50,291
Wow, a suite.
395
00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:51,459
Nice, Vince.
396
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:53,761
Oh, I'm not actually paying for this.
397
00:15:53,795 --> 00:15:55,429
Between the airline miles and the trip
398
00:15:55,464 --> 00:15:57,465
I won on the radio, it's basically free.
399
00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:58,883
Can you believe it?
400
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:02,186
Nope.
401
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,138
Dad, I-I thought
we were going to dinner.
402
00:16:04,189 --> 00:16:05,856
I made a reservation.
403
00:16:05,891 --> 00:16:06,974
Oh, we can still go to dinner.
404
00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:08,142
That's from this afternoon.
405
00:16:08,193 --> 00:16:09,593
They still haven't taken it away yet.
406
00:16:09,611 --> 00:16:12,229
This place is terrible.
407
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,100
Okay, nice.
Kobe beef and truffles.
408
00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:19,487
You spent $200 on lunch,
yet you need to borrow money?
409
00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:20,988
No, it was comped.
410
00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:22,406
I had a drink with the chef last night.
411
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,209
Turns out we were both
at the Atlanta Olympics
412
00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:27,745
at the same time.
413
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,597
There's no burst pipe, is there?
414
00:16:29,631 --> 00:16:31,582
Oh, no, there is a burst pipe.
415
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,168
My buddy in Argentina's plumber
had to have heart surgery.
416
00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:36,921
Okay, dad, just stop.
417
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,639
Okay, there--
there's no pipe.
418
00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:39,957
There's no plumber.
419
00:16:39,975 --> 00:16:41,676
There's no heart surgery.
420
00:16:41,727 --> 00:16:43,477
There's no yacht.
421
00:16:43,512 --> 00:16:45,479
There's no alpaca.
422
00:16:45,514 --> 00:16:47,598
There's no boy band
423
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,066
that you're trying to sign.
424
00:16:49,101 --> 00:16:52,153
Just--just stop.
425
00:16:52,187 --> 00:16:54,304
Bug.
426
00:16:54,322 --> 00:16:55,639
♪ Dance with me
427
00:16:55,657 --> 00:16:56,907
- No, no, no.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
428
00:16:56,942 --> 00:16:58,693
You know what?
Don't be.
429
00:16:58,744 --> 00:17:01,579
Okay, it's--
it's always just gonna be
430
00:17:01,613 --> 00:17:03,664
one excuse after the other with you.
431
00:17:03,699 --> 00:17:05,282
And it's just--
you know what?
432
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,500
It's actually my fault
433
00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:08,335
for thinking that you had changed.
434
00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:11,088
I mean, you're my dad and I love you.
435
00:17:11,123 --> 00:17:13,708
But this is how it's always been,
436
00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:16,043
and this is how it's always gonna be.
437
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:19,930
And that's totally--
totally fine.
438
00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:23,567
See ya, dad.
439
00:17:23,602 --> 00:17:26,303
Wait.
440
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,640
And the money?
441
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,976
You know what?
I, um--
442
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,060
I'm actually gonna keep that,
443
00:17:33,111 --> 00:17:34,511
'cause you're right.
444
00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:37,398
I deserve it.
445
00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:43,037
I-I'm sorry
about this, Alex.
446
00:17:43,071 --> 00:17:45,039
Look, Vince, in the future,
447
00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:49,043
if you need money,
don't ask her, ask me.
448
00:17:49,077 --> 00:17:50,377
All right, I'll help you out,
449
00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:52,379
but we gotta keep it between us.
450
00:17:52,414 --> 00:17:55,382
It's just too stressful for her.
451
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:57,418
What's your cell?
452
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:03,387
Okay, Lily, here is your $5,000 back.
453
00:18:03,507 --> 00:18:04,557
Are you sure?
454
00:18:04,592 --> 00:18:06,142
Don't ask questions.
455
00:18:06,177 --> 00:18:08,127
Thank you so much, again.
456
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:11,964
Oh, you know, why don't you
457
00:18:11,982 --> 00:18:13,733
just make this out to me?
458
00:18:13,768 --> 00:18:16,152
Since it's gonna
go into my account anyway.
459
00:18:16,187 --> 00:18:17,630
Okay.
460
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:20,607
- Uh, wait.
- Why?
461
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,776
I've been thinking that
462
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,029
I need to be able to handle
my own money, you know?
463
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,981
And I just wanna
be a more responsible person.
464
00:18:28,999 --> 00:18:30,533
You mean like Roxanne?
465
00:18:33,272 --> 00:18:35,088
I wanna give this money to someone
466
00:18:35,122 --> 00:18:36,206
who's always supported me.
467
00:18:36,257 --> 00:18:38,508
So make the check out to Mark.
468
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:39,676
- What?
- Huh?
469
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:43,429
Oh, cold.
470
00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:44,681
Lily, I'm not taking that.
471
00:18:44,715 --> 00:18:48,218
Why do you guys hate money?
472
00:18:48,269 --> 00:18:50,386
Lily, this is crazy.
473
00:18:50,437 --> 00:18:51,888
No, no.
474
00:18:51,939 --> 00:18:53,690
You always give me free food.
475
00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:57,510
And you've given us all
this awesome place to hang out.
476
00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,979
This is, like, my home now.
477
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:03,783
I love this bar, you know?
478
00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:06,152
Kinda wish it was in new Mexico,
479
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,872
but I believe in it.
480
00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:11,624
And I want to invest in it.
481
00:19:11,659 --> 00:19:13,827
But we're gonna take this seriously.
482
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,495
You're gonna be a real investor.
483
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,080
Which means you're gonna
be entitled to everything
484
00:19:17,131 --> 00:19:18,331
that a real investor in this bar gets,
485
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,416
which so far is nothing.
486
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:23,002
I'll take it.
487
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,638
- Okay.
- Okay.
488
00:19:25,673 --> 00:19:26,923
Congratulations.
489
00:19:28,843 --> 00:19:31,561
I'm gonna need you to sign
some paperwork and junk.
490
00:19:31,595 --> 00:19:33,763
Paperwork and junk?
491
00:19:33,814 --> 00:19:36,816
You guys, I have something.
492
00:19:39,837 --> 00:19:43,056
Well, then...
it's worth it.
493
00:19:45,693 --> 00:19:47,827
Here you go.
494
00:19:47,862 --> 00:19:48,862
Hey, Mark?
495
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,898
You wanna go out sometime?
496
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,289
Surprise!
497
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,107
Low bar?
498
00:20:01,141 --> 00:20:02,502
We need to work on your definition
499
00:20:02,509 --> 00:20:04,577
of the word surprise.
500
00:20:04,595 --> 00:20:06,913
No. Over there.
501
00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:10,099
Oh, you put your photos up.
Awesome.
502
00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:11,935
Look, I know that
it's not, like, a gallery.
503
00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:13,686
No, you know what?
It doesn't matter.
504
00:20:13,721 --> 00:20:15,021
I'm so proud of you.
505
00:20:15,055 --> 00:20:16,773
I didn't think that
you were ever gonna do this.
506
00:20:16,807 --> 00:20:19,108
And that's exactly what my dad does.
507
00:20:19,143 --> 00:20:20,704
He always says he's gonna do something,
508
00:20:20,728 --> 00:20:21,728
and he never does it,
509
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,229
and I am not gonna be that person.
510
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,615
So no more excuses.
511
00:20:25,649 --> 00:20:27,233
Okay, fine, then that means
512
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:30,269
you finally need to learn
how to pronounce urlacher.
513
00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:33,439
Let me just preface this by saying,
514
00:20:33,457 --> 00:20:34,657
I think it's great having
your photographs
515
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:35,942
hanging in my bar.
516
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,494
But my new investor has been
up my crack about them.
517
00:20:38,545 --> 00:20:41,130
Hi. Listen, Mark.
518
00:20:41,165 --> 00:20:42,799
Those top two photos
need to be hung higher.
519
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,133
They're not catching the light.
520
00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:45,301
And then after that,
we're gonna talk about
521
00:20:45,336 --> 00:20:48,087
the dim sum menu.
522
00:20:49,556 --> 00:20:51,424
No, we're not.
523
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,959
Whitney!
524
00:20:52,977 --> 00:20:55,595
This is huge.
Ahh, man.
525
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,981
These photos are beautiful.
526
00:20:58,015 --> 00:21:00,316
I'd love to buy one, but I made
527
00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:04,187
a couple of bad investments lately.
528
00:21:04,238 --> 00:21:06,656
- This one, I really like.
- Thank you.
529
00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:08,531
Yeah, you know,
that's one of my favorites too.
530
00:21:08,575 --> 00:21:10,326
The poses are very provocative.
531
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It's like Diane Arbus
meets an early Sally Mann.
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Art history minor.
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Y'all don't know me.