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- Oh.
- Hey.

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What the "fug"?

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What's up? [Car doors open, close]

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- What the hell is that?
- Yeah.

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This is art, dude. Duh.

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Okay, you see the Wall Street dude

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with the sign on him that
says, "Wall Street dudes suck?"

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He represents Wall Street dudes sucking.

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Why is he sucking in our yard, though?

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Oh, Blake said we could.

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Yeah, I thought you said
you were making a tree house,

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but this is... this is cool.

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That would've been cool.

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Karl, we're gonna head inside

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and gear up for a bout-it-ass club opening

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that we're going to.

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And by the time we come out
here looking fresh to death,

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I want all of this art taken down.

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You don't take art
down. Art takes you down.

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That's right.

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I don't understand a word he said.

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I thought you said they'd get it.

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They do, sir. They absolutely get it.

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Listen, please don't embarrass
me in front of Shame, okay.

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He let me into his street-art collective,

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and I'm happy for the first
time since I bowled my 300.

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I'm not wearing the ring
right now, but I bowled it.

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Ask anybody at The Alley.

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Will you help me take this down?

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I'm about to get savage.

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I would love to destroy
this. I hate this kid.

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I don't know why, but I
[Bleep] hate you, dude.

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Screw with my art, see what happens.

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- What did he say?
- Uh-oh.

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Okay, you comin' at me?

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I will come at you.

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Man versus child, here we go.

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- Okay.
- All: Oh!

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Whoo, that's kind of cool.

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Yeah, you know, we dipped it in gasoline,

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'cause big oil and, like,
the way that they drill

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and they're just, they got to...

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- Oh!
- Oh, jeez!

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That's dangerous.

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Oh... a burning cross on my lawn.

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I'm not a KKK guy, but
that looks magnificent.

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[Hip-hop music]

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♪ I'm fresh ♪

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♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

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♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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What are we thinking?

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We thinking three buttons or more?

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Mm, I would say four or none at all.

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Good call, none at all.

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Beez, let's do this.

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I've got it.

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I've got our million-dollar idea.

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- All right.
- Mm.

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What does every U.S. citizen hate?

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- Peppermint patties.
- I like those.

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No, no, no.

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They hate seeing the flag get burned. Yeah!

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So I invented the unburnable American flag.

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Boom! Blake.

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It doesn't burn. I tried it out.

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- Are you kidding me?
- That's a bad one.

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- That's a horrible idea, dude.
- It's bad.

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Patrick Farnan's not gonna want

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to invest in that idea, all right?

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This is the guy who
sold his tanning company

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for 6 million bucks.

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Yeah, and he buys people's awesome ideas,

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and then he transforms those idea people

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into super-rich dudes with super-hard hair.

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Hence the hair.

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We're talking about Patrick Fartman.

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That dude was, like, a
total wankster in college.

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Do wanksters open their own nightclubs?

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- They don't.
- They don't, all right?

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So please get dressed.

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We're verging on... on fashionably late.

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Okay, I am dressed.

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I'm not the one with my tits hanging out.

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That's stupid, dude.

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I have so many more
better ideas than you do,

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right now in the old noggin,

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uh, soap on a chain.

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- Boom.
- All-M&M trail mix.

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Bam.

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A shirt that doubles as a cool hat.

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We can call it a "shat."

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Do you see how easy this is for us.

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- That's a good idea.
- It's crazy.

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- That's a really good idea.
- Wow!

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Oh, damn!

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I ain't seen these nizzles since college.

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What's Gucci, my nizzles?

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- It's... our lives are so Gucci.
- Yeah.

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It's cool. It's cool. Pleasure to see you.

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What's up? Long time, no smell, Fartman.

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Ha ha! You know what?

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Actually, nobody calls me Fartman anymore.

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My name's Patrick.

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But, my nizzles, y'all can call me "Trick."

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- Hey, Trick.
- Trick daddy.

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Hey, bro.

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What's that behind your ear?

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- Nothing.
- Whoop.

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That's tanfastic... my self-tanning cream.

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- All: Whoa!
- How'd you do that?

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Cool. Thank you.

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- Yeah, you got it.
- Appreciate it.

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Dare I say it smells tan-amazing.

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All right, so, uh, where's the bar?

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Ha ha! Same old Blake.

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Bar's right in here.

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But, actually, this is gonna
be a little bit of a problem.

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Mostly it's the shorts and the tank top,

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and also the hair, I
would say, is an issue.

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Oh, of course. I know, man.

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It's got a mind of its own.
Look out! It's attacking!

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It's attacking everybody! Run! Run!

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Okay, chill. [Chuckles]
Look, I get it, man.

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I'm punk rock too, dude.

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- I own every Good Charlotte CD.
- So do I.

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You know, but this place
here, this is for grown-ups.

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So if you're gonna come in,
I'm gonna need you to be grown,

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my nizzle.

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Yeah. Uh, you know what?

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I'm just gonna catch
you later, okay, Fartman?

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Hey guys, go on in without me, okay?

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Get a blow job for me, a shot.

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Not the actu... well, actually,

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just get a blow job any way you can.

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Excuse me. Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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- What?
- Hey, dude.

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Just go to the car and put on the clothes

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that I brought for you.

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And harden your hair, for Christ's sake.

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- You look like an idiot.
- Guys, I'm good, all right?

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I'll just go hang out with
Karl. Seriously, stay here.

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Get those blow jobs...

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anyway you can get 'em, man.

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Karl. Hey, I found you.

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Hey, Belize, what's up?

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What are you doing? This looks cool.

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Aw, you know, just
tagging this yoga studio,

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teaching 'em to stretch
something important...

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their minds.

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I thought you guys were going after,

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like, business dudes and banks and stuff.

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We already fought the banks.

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Okay, but this so-called yoga studio

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has taken an ancient Indian art form

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and mutated it into [Bleep] jazzercise

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for rich moms and homosexuals.

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I couldn't understand a word he was saying.

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What's up with you anyway? You look pained.

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Talk to me.

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Well, a couple of my
friends ditched me tonight

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to hang out with this
big boss man, you know.

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Guy was acting like the second
coming of Master P, you know?

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You heard me? [Laughs]

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He was a jerk.

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Looks like a California raisin.

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Do you like living in that cave of yours?

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How about you come out of
the cave into the light?

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Preach.

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Aka reality, aka consciousness.

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Mm-hmm.

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You should come hang with us tonight.

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Yeah, man. You should come hang with us.

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Did I say you could stop painting, bitch?

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No, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
I am your bitch, sir.

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[Hip-hop music]

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So we ended up in Malaysia, right.

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And each one of us got four prostitutes!

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Four hookers!

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We were straight lording.

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That's cool. That sounds
fun. That sounds fun.

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Adam and I have some
pretty lord-worthy ideas

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that we've been tossing around.

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And if you're interested,
we'll toss em to you.

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We'll throw 'em at you.
We'll toss 'em your way.

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I'm interested in blowing it up.

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Y'all lords interested in blowing it up?

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- Do we like blowing it up?
- Check this out.

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[Both imitating explosion]

190
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My face is melting off!

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My clothes ripped off!
My clothes ripped off!

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- I've been grenaded!
- Now I'm naked!

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[Snorts] Whoo!

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"Good snorting, Vietnam!" [Laughs]

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- We are lording.
- Yes, we are.

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Who wants some?

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Well, if I've learned anything
from the movies I've seen,

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blow is a delicious treat that
should be consumed a bunch.

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- Okay, cool. Well, have at it.
- Okay, yeah.

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We'll, uh... we'll do,
like, a little bit, you know.

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We'll ride a rail...

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not, like, a full-blown engine train,

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but, like, maybe one of
those little cartoon ones,

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<i>like in Chip 'N Dale.</i>

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Or we do a ton.

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Screw it, right? You only yolo once.

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Line me up, my nizzle!

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[Laughs] We're gonna do cocaine!

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We're gonna do cocaine.

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[Clears throat]

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You guys got your cargo pants on?

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Uh, yep, got the pants on.

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Looking good.

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But what exactly is the plan?

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See that?

216
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The man doesn't want you to have that.

217
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So we're taking back what's ours, man.

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Salad belongs to people, all people.

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Very good, Karl.

220
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Very good.

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[Whispering indistinctly]

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- Grab some.
- Guys, go, go, come on.

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Hey, now, remember, no
potato salad this time.

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It's not a pocket food.

225
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Yeah, copy you. I get it.

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Thousand island, fill it up.

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Yeah, you got it, man.

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Shame, Shame, Shame,
Shame, we got to boogie.

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- I think we're caught, man.
- Okay, okay, wait.

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Just calm down, okay.

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Don't be a girl.

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Do you know if this is imitation crab?

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Oh! That was close, man.

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Come on, let's go.

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Hey, stop!

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They got salad in their pants.

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- They're stealing salad again.
- [Bleep].

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- All: Go, go, go!
- Come on, guys!

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- Ugh!
- Get back here!

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Oh!

241
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Oh, no, no! He's hurt!

242
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I've never seen an old dude cry before.

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That turd is the enemy!

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Let's get out of here! Come on!

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Cave dwellers! We are the 100%!

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Let's go!

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[sniffs, trills tongue]

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[Gags] [All snorting]

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- Oh!
- Oh-ho-ho!

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So this dude comes up to me
with this stupid idea, right?

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Mint flavored condoms... "condomints."

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So I'm like, "yeah, man,
let's manufacture that."

253
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Two months later, we're making
four mil dollars, netted, right?

254
00:08:41,352 --> 00:08:43,086
How lord is that?

255
00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,322
<i>- Oh, lord have mercy.
- That's so Lord of the Rings.</i>

256
00:08:45,356 --> 00:08:46,789
<i>Lord of the Flies. Lord of... yeah.</i>

257
00:08:46,824 --> 00:08:48,225
We got some, uh, stupid ideas.

258
00:08:48,259 --> 00:08:49,959
We could throw 'em at you if you want.

259
00:08:49,993 --> 00:08:51,595
Yeah, yeah, go ahead and
hit me with 'em, right?

260
00:08:51,629 --> 00:08:52,929
Make sure it's a big, fat moneymaker, okay?

261
00:08:52,963 --> 00:08:54,264
'Cause... make it like a big, juicy grape.

262
00:08:54,298 --> 00:08:56,099
'Cause I f-ing love grapes.

263
00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:57,800
Grapes, we love grapes.

264
00:08:57,835 --> 00:08:59,035
We got red ones, green ones.

265
00:08:59,069 --> 00:09:00,437
- We got seedless.
- Hey, we're grapenuts.

266
00:09:00,471 --> 00:09:01,971
We're grape-nuts!

267
00:09:02,005 --> 00:09:03,406
Okay, seriously,

268
00:09:03,441 --> 00:09:05,975
here's an idea, a big, juicy grape idea.

269
00:09:06,009 --> 00:09:07,944
A hot dog bun

270
00:09:07,978 --> 00:09:10,179
in the shape of one of those rubber armpits

271
00:09:10,214 --> 00:09:11,281
from crutches, right?

272
00:09:11,315 --> 00:09:12,382
Traps all the condiments.

273
00:09:12,416 --> 00:09:13,383
That's a juicy grape, right?

274
00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:14,384
That's not a grape.

275
00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:15,485
That is a raisin.

276
00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:16,720
Massages, right? Massages.

277
00:09:16,754 --> 00:09:18,221
- You love a massage, right?
- Right.

278
00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:19,356
What you can't get is a back scratch.

279
00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:20,357
And we all love a back scratch!

280
00:09:20,391 --> 00:09:21,625
Oh, that feels so good!

281
00:09:21,659 --> 00:09:24,160
- Still a raisin.
- Uh, frontpack!

282
00:09:24,194 --> 00:09:26,663
It's a... backpack for your front.

283
00:09:26,697 --> 00:09:27,964
Raisin.

284
00:09:27,998 --> 00:09:29,332
Chapstick, for straight men, though.

285
00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:31,100
A whole big box of raisins, boys.

286
00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:33,002
It's been nice face-timing, but I got to go.

287
00:09:33,036 --> 00:09:35,872
This thai chick says she
wants to suck on my ass.

288
00:09:35,906 --> 00:09:37,307
That sounds awesome.
That sounds really good.

289
00:09:37,341 --> 00:09:39,942
- Yeah, do something.
- Uh...

290
00:09:39,977 --> 00:09:42,011
What about an unburnable American flag?

291
00:09:42,045 --> 00:09:43,246
What?

292
00:09:43,281 --> 00:09:46,416
Now, that's...

293
00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:49,118
that's a grape.

294
00:09:49,443 --> 00:09:52,111
- Mmm. Mmm.
- Oh, yeah.

295
00:09:52,145 --> 00:09:54,413
This is the best salad I've ever had, man.

296
00:09:54,448 --> 00:09:55,782
Shame, Homey,

297
00:09:55,816 --> 00:09:57,283
you have got to try
some of these garbanzos.

298
00:09:57,317 --> 00:09:58,317
They are the truth.

299
00:09:58,351 --> 00:09:59,986
Never touch me!

300
00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,988
Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.

301
00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:03,623
I'm also very sorry about the potato salad.

302
00:10:03,657 --> 00:10:05,692
I look forward to giving
you a private apology,

303
00:10:05,726 --> 00:10:08,127
but, please, right now
consider this my public apology.

304
00:10:08,161 --> 00:10:09,228
Is it accepted, sir?

305
00:10:09,262 --> 00:10:11,197
Negative. Okay?

306
00:10:11,231 --> 00:10:14,734
We need to plan our next move.

307
00:10:14,768 --> 00:10:18,370
Fruit and salad was just
the first course, okay?

308
00:10:18,405 --> 00:10:21,173
Now we need to pick our
victims for operation chaos.

309
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,976
I don't know what that
is, but I'm in, Shame.

310
00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:24,677
We've been saving our pee-pee in jars

311
00:10:24,712 --> 00:10:26,112
for quite some time now.

312
00:10:26,146 --> 00:10:27,714
We're just waiting for the right target

313
00:10:27,748 --> 00:10:29,148
to strike, baby.

314
00:10:29,182 --> 00:10:31,283
It's gonna be sweet.

315
00:10:31,318 --> 00:10:33,452
Dude, what about that club
I was at tonight... La Vida?

316
00:10:33,487 --> 00:10:36,422
That place is full of
rich, stupid wanksters.

317
00:10:36,456 --> 00:10:37,957
That's perfect.

318
00:10:37,992 --> 00:10:39,525
Okay, we tap into the building's water line

319
00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:41,293
and we set off the fire alarm.

320
00:10:41,328 --> 00:10:44,130
We turn those sprinklers into tinklers.

321
00:10:44,164 --> 00:10:45,531
[Laughs] Get it?

322
00:10:45,565 --> 00:10:47,299
Why can't you be more like him?

323
00:10:47,334 --> 00:10:49,301
He's been here for one day,
and he came up with that.

324
00:10:49,336 --> 00:10:52,105
Yes, sir. I'm sorry,
sir. I will try harder.

325
00:10:52,139 --> 00:10:53,806
Also, please let me know
when a good time would be

326
00:10:53,841 --> 00:10:55,207
for my private apology.

327
00:10:55,242 --> 00:10:59,879
I still would like to give that to you.

328
00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:04,416
Blake! Oh, my God, dude!

329
00:11:04,451 --> 00:11:07,453
We had such a good night,
man. We lorded so hard.

330
00:11:07,487 --> 00:11:09,922
Lord force one is landing.

331
00:11:09,957 --> 00:11:11,724
Very cool, man.

332
00:11:11,759 --> 00:11:13,159
Yeah, dude, I had a ton of fun tonight too.

333
00:11:13,193 --> 00:11:14,694
I went out with the street-art collective,

334
00:11:14,728 --> 00:11:17,163
and, dude, we looted this grocery store.

335
00:11:17,197 --> 00:11:19,565
We totally jacked up
this old security guard.

336
00:11:19,599 --> 00:11:21,467
We had fun too. We did a bunch of cocaine.

337
00:11:21,501 --> 00:11:23,269
And then I think we sold an idea to trick.

338
00:11:23,303 --> 00:11:24,503
Yes, we did!

339
00:11:24,538 --> 00:11:25,905
And he gave us a little doggie bag.

340
00:11:25,939 --> 00:11:27,439
A little ba-ba-ba-ba...

341
00:11:27,474 --> 00:11:28,407
Hey, where's the unburnable flag?

342
00:11:28,441 --> 00:11:30,009
- Right?
- We need it.

343
00:11:30,044 --> 00:11:31,711
Trick says it's, like, a big, juicy grape.

344
00:11:31,745 --> 00:11:33,646
- Yeah.
- Wait. You pitched my idea?

345
00:11:33,681 --> 00:11:36,015
No, we pitched him our idea.

346
00:11:36,050 --> 00:11:37,550
You may have had the initial thought,

347
00:11:37,584 --> 00:11:39,085
but we fleshed it out and made it sexy.

348
00:11:39,119 --> 00:11:40,419
We made it hip. We made it cool.

349
00:11:40,453 --> 00:11:41,453
We made it fun. We made it different.

350
00:11:41,488 --> 00:11:43,056
We made it bounce.

351
00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:44,356
Now we're gonna be lords, living in condos.

352
00:11:44,391 --> 00:11:45,725
Money's gonna be working for us,

353
00:11:45,759 --> 00:11:47,168
we're not gonna be working
for money. Where's the flag?

354
00:11:47,169 --> 00:11:47,876
No, no, no, no, no.

355
00:11:47,877 --> 00:11:50,716
That flag is for the people.
It's not to be commercialized.

356
00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:52,268
Look, I don't know if you guys can tell,

357
00:11:52,302 --> 00:11:55,171
but I'm kind of a hairy artist, all right?

358
00:11:55,205 --> 00:11:56,673
I'm not a bald sellout.

359
00:11:56,707 --> 00:11:57,874
Okay, so are the shots fired? Am I balding?

360
00:11:57,908 --> 00:11:59,442
- No.
- Is there a spot?

361
00:11:59,476 --> 00:12:00,743
- Look, there's no spot.
- Do you see the spot?

362
00:12:00,778 --> 00:12:02,311
Blake, would you just stop playing

363
00:12:02,345 --> 00:12:03,546
<i>Assassin's Creed III for one second</i>

364
00:12:03,581 --> 00:12:04,647
and tell us where the flag is?

365
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,248
Or...

366
00:12:06,283 --> 00:12:08,417
[Razor buzzes] I'm gonna cut your hair off.

367
00:12:08,452 --> 00:12:10,186
Hey, don't joke about that, all right?

368
00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:11,287
We're not joking.

369
00:12:11,321 --> 00:12:12,488
We're being real right now.

370
00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:15,157
I was playing... that's it.

371
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,460
I'm going in my room. You
guys are acting stupid.

372
00:12:17,494 --> 00:12:18,895
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am!

373
00:12:18,929 --> 00:12:21,163
[Overlapping shouting]

374
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,465
[Razor buzzing]

375
00:12:22,499 --> 00:12:23,800
This isn't you, Ders, all right?

376
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,034
It's the cocaine.

377
00:12:25,069 --> 00:12:26,603
It doesn't have to be this way!

378
00:12:26,637 --> 00:12:27,704
No! No! Come on, man!

379
00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:28,805
I look so stupid without it!

380
00:12:28,839 --> 00:12:31,741
No! Bye bye, goldilocks!

381
00:12:31,775 --> 00:12:33,375
[Both laugh] Ah!

382
00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:35,478
Take your hands off his hair!

383
00:12:35,512 --> 00:12:37,580
[Buzzing stops] Or what?

384
00:12:37,615 --> 00:12:39,415
I'm gonna cross every autograph off

385
00:12:39,449 --> 00:12:41,117
of your prized swim ball, Ders,

386
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,753
starting with Allison Schmitt.

387
00:12:43,787 --> 00:12:45,822
Who's Allison Schmitt? What?

388
00:12:45,856 --> 00:12:48,457
She was, like, a huge
olympic swimmer, the last one.

389
00:12:48,492 --> 00:12:50,760
I saw the entire women's team at a Perkins,

390
00:12:50,794 --> 00:12:52,695
and all I had was a
B-ball for them to sign.

391
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,263
Guys, shut up!

392
00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:56,532
Okay, cross that off, Karl.

393
00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:58,034
With pleasure, sir.

394
00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,235
All right, all right!

395
00:12:59,269 --> 00:13:00,236
Don't do it, man, please.

396
00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:01,537
He's with us now.

397
00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:03,112
- Ow.
- Thanks, bro.

398
00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:04,446
Thanks, Shame, I really appreciate it.

399
00:13:04,481 --> 00:13:05,614
Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.

400
00:13:05,649 --> 00:13:07,950
- He's with us.
- Fine!

401
00:13:07,985 --> 00:13:10,553
We can make our own
American unburnable flag

402
00:13:10,587 --> 00:13:13,189
that's also an American one.

403
00:13:13,223 --> 00:13:15,992
All right, this ought to make it fireproof.

404
00:13:16,026 --> 00:13:18,027
- Mm-hmm.
- Give her a shot.

405
00:13:18,062 --> 00:13:20,129
- Oh, yep.
- On our way to millions, buddy.

406
00:13:20,164 --> 00:13:22,098
[Stove clicks]

407
00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:23,399
Nope. Why is that happening?

408
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:24,567
It didn't work, did it?

409
00:13:24,601 --> 00:13:26,035
Yeah, should not have happened.

410
00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:27,670
- Why is it so hard?
- Because I'm exhausted.

411
00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:29,105
We were out all night,

412
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:31,540
and now this morning my brain's broken.

413
00:13:31,575 --> 00:13:33,509
Well, you know what helps with that?

414
00:13:33,543 --> 00:13:35,611
[Snorts]

415
00:13:35,645 --> 00:13:37,814
I got it.

416
00:13:37,848 --> 00:13:39,182
We need bigger flags.

417
00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:41,918
Whoo!

418
00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:44,453
Okay, all we got to do is lace
this sucker with some borax.

419
00:13:44,487 --> 00:13:46,155
Wet, wet, wet...

420
00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:47,223
- It isn't gonna burn, man.
- You ain't gonna burn.

421
00:13:47,257 --> 00:13:49,926
- Okay! All right!
- Whoa!

422
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:50,927
[Screaming]

423
00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,361
[Snorting]

424
00:13:52,395 --> 00:13:54,363
Oh!

425
00:13:54,397 --> 00:13:56,532
Yeah, baby! Yeah, mama!

426
00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:58,234
Oh, that's not burning.

427
00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:00,103
Here we go. It really caught.

428
00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:01,137
- Wow!
- Jesus!

429
00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:03,139
[Snorts]

430
00:14:03,173 --> 00:14:04,974
[Screams]

431
00:14:05,008 --> 00:14:06,408
- You know what?
- What?

432
00:14:06,443 --> 00:14:07,910
- We're not thinking good.
- I know.

433
00:14:07,945 --> 00:14:09,045
Right? You know what helps us think good?

434
00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:11,313
- No.
- Both: Cocaine, yeah.

435
00:14:11,348 --> 00:14:13,616
Oh! I feel smarter, dude.

436
00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:15,952
- That was a good idea.
- That was a smart idea.

437
00:14:15,986 --> 00:14:18,020
Your nose is bleeding. Is it?

438
00:14:18,055 --> 00:14:19,989
- It's coming down out of there.
- Wow.

439
00:14:20,023 --> 00:14:21,557
Yours is too! No, it isn't.

440
00:14:21,591 --> 00:14:22,825
- Oh, my God, it is. It is.
- Yours is bleeding.

441
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,127
What are you doing? [Screams]

442
00:14:24,161 --> 00:14:25,461
This might be the special ingredient...

443
00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:26,896
a little blood of the patriots.

444
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:28,197
- Are you kidding me?
- What a smart idea.

445
00:14:28,232 --> 00:14:29,999
Patriots blood on this.

446
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:31,234
- Whoa!
- It's not gonna burn.

447
00:14:31,268 --> 00:14:33,069
Both: It's burning!

448
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:34,971
- It's burning more than ever.
- Why are you burning?

449
00:14:35,005 --> 00:14:36,172
Come on!

450
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,974
Wow, okay, that didn't work.

451
00:14:38,008 --> 00:14:39,075
That did not work at all.

452
00:14:39,109 --> 00:14:41,144
What's up? Hey, bro!

453
00:14:41,178 --> 00:14:43,980
Black people of all shapes and
ages love to be called "bro."

454
00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:45,915
- Don't they?
- Yeah, they do.

455
00:14:50,449 --> 00:14:52,684
Okay, I don't feel we need the flag,

456
00:14:52,718 --> 00:14:56,188
because our theme song is
"fugging" incredible, okay?

457
00:14:56,222 --> 00:14:58,924
Let's practice. One, two, three, four...

458
00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:00,292
Both: * unburnable flag *

459
00:15:00,326 --> 00:15:01,726
♪ Hates fire, loves America ♪

460
00:15:01,761 --> 00:15:03,328
♪ Unburnable flag ♪

461
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:05,630
♪ Fire is so scared of
this particular flag ♪

462
00:15:05,665 --> 00:15:06,899
♪ Unburnable... ♪

463
00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:09,201
Hey, nizzles be tanned.

464
00:15:09,235 --> 00:15:11,036
- We are, yes.
- It's tan-amazing.

465
00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:13,538
Tanfastic. Shoot.

466
00:15:13,572 --> 00:15:14,973
Hey, y'all ready to do this wang?

467
00:15:15,008 --> 00:15:16,675
- Totally, totally ready.
- Yes, uh-huh.

468
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:19,211
Um, but the thing about the
prototype for the flag...

469
00:15:19,245 --> 00:15:22,447
it so happens that it's, um...

470
00:15:22,481 --> 00:15:25,650
Right here.

471
00:15:25,685 --> 00:15:27,752
Right here.

472
00:15:27,787 --> 00:15:29,955
[Sighs]

473
00:15:29,989 --> 00:15:31,690
Phase one of operation chaos is complete.

474
00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:34,293
Blake's inside with the kerosene flag.

475
00:15:34,327 --> 00:15:38,063
Is the piss ready?

476
00:15:38,097 --> 00:15:39,231
Yeah.

477
00:15:39,265 --> 00:15:40,565
- Damn.
- Ha ha.

478
00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:43,501
You guys need to drink more water.

479
00:15:43,536 --> 00:15:45,137
Why? Teriyaki sauce rules, brah.

480
00:15:45,171 --> 00:15:46,805
What did you just say to me?

481
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,374
Nothing, sir. I'm... I'm so sorry.

482
00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:51,310
[Dance music]

483
00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:52,711
Arf.

484
00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:54,079
Hold up a second. All right.

485
00:15:54,113 --> 00:15:55,780
That's my boy, Armand, right there.

486
00:15:55,815 --> 00:15:57,115
He's got for-real cheddar.

487
00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,616
He's gonna be perfect for this, okay?

488
00:15:58,651 --> 00:16:00,853
Cool, cool. Thanks, man.

489
00:16:00,887 --> 00:16:02,721
[Laughs] This is great.

490
00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:04,923
Blake, you know we're sorry
about the other night, right?

491
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:06,491
I mean, we respect your hair, totally.

492
00:16:06,525 --> 00:16:08,293
I love it. It's good. It's a good look.

493
00:16:08,328 --> 00:16:10,595
- It was the cocaine talking.
- Totally, man.

494
00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:12,197
And I get why you guys
like this place, man.

495
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,766
There's a lot of things
with boobs in this place.

496
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,034
- Thank you.
- Right?

497
00:16:16,069 --> 00:16:17,736
Guys!

498
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:18,971
Hey, it's go time, bro-times.

499
00:16:19,005 --> 00:16:20,772
We got some real sharks on the line.

500
00:16:20,806 --> 00:16:23,242
- Let's go.
- Okay, cool.

501
00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:24,943
Uh, actually, hey, hey, hey.

502
00:16:24,978 --> 00:16:26,478
Uh, could you hold on to this?

503
00:16:26,512 --> 00:16:30,515
I got to go use the boys' room.

504
00:16:30,549 --> 00:16:34,619
Uh...

505
00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:36,554
- Hey.
- Gentlemen, hi.

506
00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:38,690
I'm Anders Holmvik.

507
00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:41,826
- I'm, uh... I'm... I'm Adam.
- You're ruining...

508
00:16:41,861 --> 00:16:45,330
this is Adam Demamp, my esteemed colleague.

509
00:16:45,365 --> 00:16:49,768
Hey, who here is American?

510
00:16:51,737 --> 00:16:52,871
Just one.

511
00:16:52,906 --> 00:16:54,672
You guys are from a foreign land?

512
00:16:54,707 --> 00:16:55,941
That's cool.

513
00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:59,411
Do they have flags in your countries?

514
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:08,353
[Cell phone buzzes]

515
00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:09,687
Yeah, yeah, hello?

516
00:17:09,722 --> 00:17:11,423
- Is step two complete?
- Uh, yes.

517
00:17:11,457 --> 00:17:13,325
I am looking at the switch now.

518
00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:16,929
But, um, are we sure we want to do this?

519
00:17:16,963 --> 00:17:19,131
Are we sure we want to
hold up a mirror to society

520
00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:20,332
and piss on that mirror?

521
00:17:20,366 --> 00:17:22,434
- I am!
- I know. I know.

522
00:17:22,468 --> 00:17:25,637
It's just that, that urine
was, like, sunchip yellow, man.

523
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:28,340
And some of these people
in here are my friends.

524
00:17:28,374 --> 00:17:29,841
They're not your friends, okay?

525
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,609
They're small-minded cave dwellers

526
00:17:31,644 --> 00:17:34,813
that need to be sledgehammered
in the face with reality.

527
00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:38,483
- Do it, or I will!
- Yes, sir!

528
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,186
Come on, baby boy. You got this.

529
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,621
- [Beatboxing]
- * Fire is tyranny *

530
00:17:43,656 --> 00:17:45,790
♪ The flag's made of freedom ♪

531
00:17:45,825 --> 00:17:47,993
♪ You can't burn the freedom ♪

532
00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:52,764
♪ Unburnable flag ♪

533
00:17:52,798 --> 00:17:54,933
Yeah, boy.

534
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,557
Music, that's, like, an
international language, right?

535
00:17:57,591 --> 00:17:59,559
I feel like we can all
get on board with that.

536
00:17:59,593 --> 00:18:02,062
You guys have music where you're from, huh?

537
00:18:02,096 --> 00:18:03,730
You two quit stalling, all right?

538
00:18:03,764 --> 00:18:05,165
You're embarrassing me in front of Armand.

539
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,434
Now just do the demonstration.

540
00:18:07,468 --> 00:18:09,069
Look, we want to the demo, it's just,

541
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:10,470
when they see how burnable this flag isn't,

542
00:18:10,504 --> 00:18:12,272
they're gonna have a lot of "Q"s.

543
00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:14,074
Blake's kind of our Bill
Nye, the science dude.

544
00:18:14,108 --> 00:18:16,776
So he'll know all the ins
and the outs, science-wise.

545
00:18:16,811 --> 00:18:19,579
Fine. Okay, you have one
minute to get him out here now,

546
00:18:19,613 --> 00:18:22,449
or else I'm cutting you both
out of the deal completely.

547
00:18:22,483 --> 00:18:25,052
Okay, but we're partners, so you can't.

548
00:18:25,086 --> 00:18:26,153
Oh, are we really?

549
00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:27,321
'Cause the way I see it is

550
00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:28,722
you need me way more than I need you

551
00:18:28,756 --> 00:18:30,057
or that idiot Blake.

552
00:18:30,091 --> 00:18:33,827
Don't forget that, ever.

553
00:18:36,164 --> 00:18:37,965
- Hey.
- What's up?

554
00:18:37,999 --> 00:18:41,201
Uh, how'd the presentation
go? Did you do it?

555
00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:42,669
No, we, uh... we were waiting for you,

556
00:18:42,703 --> 00:18:45,305
and then Trick turned
into a total wankster...

557
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:47,007
and we left.

558
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:48,808
I mean, we knew he could be
a wankster to other people,

559
00:18:48,843 --> 00:18:50,844
but I didn't know he could
be such a wankster to us,

560
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,412
which makes a huge difference to me.

561
00:18:52,446 --> 00:18:53,680
Dude, absolute...

562
00:18:53,714 --> 00:18:55,282
Shame turned out to be a wankster too.

563
00:18:55,316 --> 00:18:57,450
Wanksters like that just piss me off.

564
00:18:57,485 --> 00:18:59,586
Yeah.

565
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:04,491
<i>What if I told you there
was a way to piss them on... </i>

566
00:19:04,525 --> 00:19:06,493
Them?

567
00:19:06,527 --> 00:19:09,529
Piss on them.

568
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:12,565
[Clears throat] Have at it.

569
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,434
Whoa, where's your buddy?

570
00:19:14,468 --> 00:19:15,869
He's not coming.

571
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:20,607
And neither are we, because we're out.

572
00:19:20,641 --> 00:19:22,009
Well, whatever.

573
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:23,810
More cheddar for me.

574
00:19:23,844 --> 00:19:26,113
- That'll work just fine.
- Shame, I'm done.

575
00:19:26,147 --> 00:19:27,547
Do your own dirty work.

576
00:19:27,581 --> 00:19:30,183
Benjabong, Chargonius, Karl,

577
00:19:30,218 --> 00:19:33,320
let's go find that switch.

578
00:19:33,354 --> 00:19:35,855
Congrats on taking the blue pill.

579
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,690
I can't understand anything that dude says.

580
00:19:37,725 --> 00:19:38,691
Hey, wait, wait, wait...

581
00:19:38,726 --> 00:19:40,360
Hold up, man.

582
00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:42,762
Whatever, man.

583
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,234
What is going on, man?

584
00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:48,902
I feel like there's some secrets.

585
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,637
Karl, I'll tell you
everything later, all right?

586
00:19:50,671 --> 00:19:52,205
Right now I need you to make sure

587
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,241
that there is pee-pee
pumping through that pump,

588
00:19:54,275 --> 00:19:56,076
because I done did the dirty deed.

589
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:57,744
Oh, it's pumping.

590
00:19:57,778 --> 00:19:58,979
As you can see,

591
00:19:59,013 --> 00:20:01,081
it will not catch on fi...

592
00:20:01,115 --> 00:20:02,715
okay, all right, it's gonna go right out.

593
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,251
Don't worry about it.

594
00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:06,219
This is gonna be an
unburnable flag any moment now.

595
00:20:06,254 --> 00:20:08,088
- We're doing good.
- [Alarm blaring]

596
00:20:08,122 --> 00:20:10,958
[All screaming]

597
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:14,661
[Alarm blaring]

598
00:20:14,695 --> 00:20:16,430
Oh, no!

599
00:20:16,464 --> 00:20:19,632
Tinklers!

600
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,668
Come on, come on!

601
00:20:21,702 --> 00:20:24,104
[Screaming continues]

602
00:20:24,138 --> 00:20:26,206
No!

603
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,108
Good to have you back, buddy.

604
00:20:28,142 --> 00:20:30,010
Oh, good to have you guys back.

605
00:20:30,044 --> 00:20:32,379
The bull[Bleep] boys, back in "snaction."

606
00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:34,081
No, no, no, you're back with us,

607
00:20:34,115 --> 00:20:35,615
the O.G. Screw Crew.

608
00:20:35,649 --> 00:20:37,250
Bash Bros, that's what I call us.

609
00:20:37,285 --> 00:20:38,452
Yo, guys, whatever we call ourselves,

610
00:20:38,486 --> 00:20:39,886
man, it's great to be back.

611
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,356
[Laughs] No, Karl, you're never back.

612
00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:44,057
It's the tri-guys, so...

613
00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:45,792
- Tri-guys.
- Sorry, dude.

614
00:20:45,826 --> 00:20:46,926
The main thing is,

615
00:20:46,961 --> 00:20:49,062
we are not doing cocaine anymore...

616
00:20:49,097 --> 00:20:51,131
unless we can find anyone who has any!

617
00:20:51,165 --> 00:20:52,232
I could make a call right now.

618
00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:54,501
- Really? Nice!
- Oh, yeah,

619
00:20:54,535 --> 00:20:56,503
nice!

620
00:20:56,504 --> 00:21:07,504
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