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Oh.

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- What the "fug"?
- Hey.

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What's up?

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- What the hell is that?
- Yeah.

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This is art, dude. Duh.

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Okay, you see the Wall Street dude

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with the sign on him that
says, "Wall Street dudes suck?"

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He represents Wall Street dudes sucking.

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Why is he sucking in our yard, though?

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Oh, Blake said we could.

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Yeah, I thought you said
you were making a tree house,

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but this is... this is cool.

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That would've been cool.

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Karl, we're gonna head inside and
gear up for a bout-it-ass club opening

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that we're going to.

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And by the time we come out
here looking fresh to death,

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I want all of this art taken down.

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You don't take art
down. Art takes you down.

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That's right.

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I don't understand a word he said.

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I thought you said they'd get it.

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They do, sir. They absolutely get it.

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Listen, please don't embarrass
me in front of Shame, okay.

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He let me into his street-art collective,

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and I'm happy for the first
time since I bowled my 300.

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I'm not wearing the ring
right now, but I bowled it.

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Ask anybody at The Alley.

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Will you help me take this down?

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I'm about to get savage.

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I would love to destroy
this. I hate this kid.

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I don't know why, but I
fucking hate you, dude.

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Screw with my art, see what happens.

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- What did he say?
- Uh-oh.

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Okay, you comin' at me?

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I will come at you.

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Man versus child, here we go.

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- Okay.
- Oh!

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Whoo, that's kind of cool.

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Yeah, you know, we dipped it in gasoline,

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'cause big oil and, like,
the way that they drill

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and they're just, they got to...

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- Oh!
- Oh, jeez!

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That's dangerous.

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Oh... a burning cross on my lawn.

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I'm not a KKK guy, but
that looks magnificent.

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♪ I'm fresh ♪

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♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪

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♪ You gotta be fresh ♪

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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
Resync for DEMAND by antibio

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What are we thinking?
We thinking three buttons or more?

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Mm, I would say four or none at all.

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Good call, none at all.

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Beez, let's do this.

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I've got it.

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I've got our million-dollar idea.

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- All right.
- Mm.

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What does every U.S. citizen hate?

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- Peppermint patties.
- I like those.

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No, no, no.

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They hate seeing the flag get burned. Yeah!

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So I invented the unburnable American flag.

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Boom! Blake.

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It doesn't burn. I tried it out.

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Are you kidding me?

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- That's a horrible idea, dude.
- That's a bad one. It's bad.

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Patrick Farnan's not gonna want
to invest in that idea, all right?

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This is the guy who
sold his tanning company

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for 6 million bucks.

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Yeah, and he buys people's awesome ideas,

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and then he transforms those idea people

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into super-rich dudes with super-hard hair.

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Hence the hair.

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We're talking about Patrick Fartman.

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That dude was, like, a
total wankster in college.

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Do wanksters open their own nightclubs?

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- They don't.
- They don't, all right?

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So please get dressed.

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We're verging on... on fashionably late.

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Okay, I am dressed.

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I'm not the one with my tits hanging out.

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That's stupid, dude.

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I have so many more
better ideas than you do,

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right now in the old noggin,

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uh, soap on a chain.

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- Boom.
- All-M&M trail mix.

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Bam.

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A shirt that doubles as a cool hat.

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We can call it a "shat."

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- Do you see how easy this is for us.
- That's a good idea.

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It's crazy.

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- That's a really good idea.
- Wow!

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Oh, damn!

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I ain't seen these nizzles since college.

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What's Gucci, my nizzles?

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- It's... our lives are so Gucci.
- Yeah.

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It's cool. It's cool. Pleasure to see you.

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What's up? Long time, no smell, Fartman.

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Ha ha! You know what?

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Actually, nobody calls me Fartman anymore.

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My name's Patrick.

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But, my nizzles, y'all can call me "Trick."

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- Hey, Trick.
- Trick daddy.

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Hey, bro.

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What's that behind your ear?

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- Nothing.
- Whoop.

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That's tanfastic... my self-tanning cream.

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- Whoa!
- How'd you do that?

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Cool. Thank you.

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- Yeah, you got it.
- Appreciate it.

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Dare I say it smells tan-amazing.

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All right, so, uh, where's the bar?

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Ha ha! Same old Blake.

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Bar's right in here.

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But, actually, this is gonna
be a little bit of a problem.

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Mostly it's the shorts and the tank top,

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and also the hair, I
would say, is an issue.

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Oh, of course. I know, man.

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It's got a mind of its own.
Look out! It's attacking!

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It's attacking everybody! Run! Run!

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Okay, chill.
Look, I get it, man.

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I'm punk rock too, dude.

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- I own every Good Charlotte CD.
- So do I.

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You know, but this place
here, this is for grown-ups.

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So if you're gonna come in,
I'm gonna need you to be grown,

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my nizzle.

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Yeah. Uh, you know what?

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I'm just gonna catch
you later, okay, Fartman?

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Hey guys, go on in without me, okay?

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Get a blow job for me, a shot.

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Not the actu... well, actually,

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just get a blow job any way you can.

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Excuse me. Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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- What?
- Hey, dude.

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Just go to the car and put on the
clothes that I brought for you.

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And harden your hair, for Christ's sake.

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- You look like an idiot.
- Guys, I'm good, all right?

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I'll just go hang out with
Karl. Seriously, stay here.

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Get those blow jobs...

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anyway you can get 'em, man.

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Karl. Hey, I found you.

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Hey, Belize, what's up?

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What are you doing? This looks cool.

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Aw, you know, just
tagging this yoga studio,

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teaching 'em to stretch
something important...

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their minds.

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I thought you guys were going after,
like, business dudes and banks and stuff.

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We already fought the banks.

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Okay, but this so-called yoga studio

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has taken an ancient Indian art form

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and mutated it into *** jazzercise

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for rich moms and homosexuals.

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I couldn't understand a word he was saying.

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What's up with you anyway? You look pained.

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Talk to me.

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Well, a couple of my
friends ditched me tonight

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to hang out with this
big boss man, you know.

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Guy was acting like the second
coming of Master P, you know?

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You heard me?

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He was a jerk.

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Looks like a California raisin.

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Do you like living in that cave of yours?

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How about you come out of
the cave into the light?

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Preach.

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Aka reality, aka consciousness.

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Mm-hmm.

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You should come hang with us tonight.

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Yeah, man. You should come hang with us.

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Did I say you could stop painting, bitch?

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No, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
I am your bitch, sir.

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So we ended up in Malaysia, right.

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And each one of us got four prostitutes!

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Four hookers!

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We were straight lording.

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That's cool. That sounds
fun. That sounds fun.

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Adam and I have some
pretty lord-worthy ideas

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that we've been tossing around.

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And if you're interested,
we'll toss em to you.

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We'll throw 'em at you.
We'll toss 'em your way.

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I'm interested in blowing it up.

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Y'all lords interested in blowing it up?

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- Do we like blowing it up?
- Check this out.

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My face is melting off!

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My clothes ripped off!
My clothes ripped off!

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- I've been grenaded!
- Now I'm naked!

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Whoo!

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"Good snorting, Vietnam!"

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- We are lording.
- Yes, we are.

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Who wants some?

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Well, if I've learned anything
from the movies I've seen,

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blow is a delicious treat that
should be consumed a bunch.

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- Okay, cool. Well, have at it.
- Okay, yeah.

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We'll, uh... we'll do,
like, a little bit, you know.

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We'll ride a rail...

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not, like, a full-blown engine train,

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but, like, maybe one of
those little cartoon ones,

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like in <i>Chip 'N Dale</i>.
- Or we do a ton.

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Screw it, right? You only yolo once.

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Line me up, my nizzle!

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We're gonna do cocaine!

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We're gonna do cocaine.

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You guys got your cargo pants on?

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Uh, yep, got the pants on.

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Looking good.

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But what exactly is the plan?

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See that?

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The man doesn't want you to have that.

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So we're taking back what's ours, man.

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Salad belongs to people, all people.

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Very good, Karl.

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Very good.

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- Grab some.
- Guys, go, go, come on.

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Hey, now, remember, no
potato salad this time.

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It's not a pocket food.

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Yeah, copy you. I get it.

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Thousand island, fill it up.

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Yeah, you got it, man.

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Shame, Shame, Shame,
Shame, we got to boogie.

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- I think we're caught, man.
- Okay, okay, wait. Just calm down, okay.

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Don't be a girl.

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Do you know if this is imitation crab?

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Oh! That was close, man.

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Come on, let's go.

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Hey, stop!

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They got salad in their pants.

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- They're stealing salad again.
- Oh shit!

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- Go, go, go!
- Come on, guys!

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- Ugh!
- Get back here!

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Oh!

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Oh, no, no! He's hurt!

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I've never seen an old dude cry before.

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That turd is the enemy!

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Let's get out of here! Come on!

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Cave dwellers! We are the 100%!

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Let's go!

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- Oh!
- Oh-ho-ho!

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So this dude comes up to me
with this stupid idea, right?

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Mint flavored condoms... "condomints."

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So I'm like, "yeah, man,
let's manufacture that."

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Two months later, we're making
four mil dollars, netted, right?

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How lord is that?

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<i>- Oh, lord have mercy.
- That's so Lord of the Rings.</i>

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<i>Lord of the Flies. Lord of... yeah.</i>

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We got some, uh, stupid ideas.

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We could throw 'em at you if you want.

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Yeah, yeah, go ahead and
hit me with 'em, right?

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Make sure it's a big, fat moneymaker, okay?

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'Cause... make it like a big, juicy grape.

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'Cause I f-ing love grapes.

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Grapes, we love grapes.

250
00:08:59,934 --> 00:09:01,134
We got red ones, green ones.

251
00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,669
- We got seedless.
- Hey, we're grapenuts.

252
00:09:02,770 --> 00:09:04,270
We're grape-nuts!

253
00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:05,536
Okay, seriously,

254
00:09:05,603 --> 00:09:08,298
here's an idea, a big, juicy grape idea.

255
00:09:08,329 --> 00:09:09,992
A hot dog bun

256
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:12,234
in the shape of one of those rubber armpits

257
00:09:12,269 --> 00:09:13,487
from crutches, right?

258
00:09:13,505 --> 00:09:15,393
Traps all the condiments.
That's a juicy grape, right?

259
00:09:15,423 --> 00:09:17,127
That's not a grape.
That is a raisin.

260
00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:18,357
Massages, right? Massages.

261
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,858
- You love a massage, right?
- Right.

262
00:09:19,887 --> 00:09:21,130
What you can't get is a back scratch.

263
00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,270
And we all love a back scratch!

264
00:09:22,334 --> 00:09:23,568
Oh, that feels so good!

265
00:09:23,602 --> 00:09:25,816
- Still a raisin.
- Uh, frontpack!

266
00:09:26,510 --> 00:09:29,149
It's a... backpack for your front.

267
00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:29,765
Raisin.

268
00:09:29,796 --> 00:09:31,265
Chapstick, for straight men, though.

269
00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:33,206
A whole big box of raisins, boys.

270
00:09:33,225 --> 00:09:35,004
It's been nice face-timing,
but I got to go.

271
00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,601
This thai chick says she
wants to suck on my ass.

272
00:09:37,849 --> 00:09:39,527
That sounds awesome.
That sounds really good.

273
00:09:39,565 --> 00:09:41,718
- Yeah, do something.
- Uh...

274
00:09:42,157 --> 00:09:44,403
What about an unburnable American flag?

275
00:09:44,506 --> 00:09:45,707
What?

276
00:09:46,236 --> 00:09:48,139
Now, that's...

277
00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,681
that's a grape.

278
00:09:51,386 --> 00:09:54,054
- Mmm. Mmm.
- Oh, yeah.

279
00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:56,463
This is the best salad I've ever had, man.

280
00:09:56,644 --> 00:09:57,701
Shame, Homey,

281
00:09:57,734 --> 00:09:59,280
you have got to try
some of these garbanzos.

282
00:09:59,328 --> 00:10:00,328
They are the truth.

283
00:10:00,343 --> 00:10:02,156
Never touch me!

284
00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:03,770
Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.

285
00:10:03,796 --> 00:10:05,829
I'm also very sorry about the potato salad.

286
00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:07,644
I look forward to giving
you a private apology,

287
00:10:07,669 --> 00:10:09,933
but, please, right now
consider this my public apology.

288
00:10:09,964 --> 00:10:11,031
Is it accepted, sir?

289
00:10:11,061 --> 00:10:13,086
Negative. Okay?

290
00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:15,483
We need to plan our next move.

291
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,192
Fruit and salad was just
the first course, okay?

292
00:10:20,217 --> 00:10:22,577
Now we need to pick our
victims for operation chaos.

293
00:10:22,596 --> 00:10:25,116
I don't know what that
is, but I'm in, Shame.

294
00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:28,040
We've been saving our pee-pee in jars
for quite some time now.

295
00:10:28,463 --> 00:10:31,076
We're just waiting for the right
target to strike, baby.

296
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,415
It's gonna be sweet.

297
00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:35,608
Dude, what about that club
I was at tonight... La Vida?

298
00:10:35,916 --> 00:10:38,517
That place is full of
rich, stupid wanksters.

299
00:10:38,549 --> 00:10:39,831
That's perfect.

300
00:10:39,853 --> 00:10:42,458
Okay, we tap into the building's water
line and we set off the fire alarm.

301
00:10:42,483 --> 00:10:45,542
We turn those sprinklers into tinklers.

302
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,780
Get it?

303
00:10:47,807 --> 00:10:49,246
Why can't you be more like him?

304
00:10:49,277 --> 00:10:51,029
He's been here for one day,
and he came up with that.

305
00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:53,829
Yes, sir. I'm sorry,
sir. I will try harder.

306
00:10:53,994 --> 00:10:57,561
Also, please let me know when a good
time would be for my private apology.

307
00:10:57,659 --> 00:11:00,234
I still would like to give that to you.

308
00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:06,458
Blake! Oh, my God, dude!

309
00:11:06,488 --> 00:11:09,258
We had such a good night,
man. We lorded so hard.

310
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,870
Lord force one is landing.

311
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,052
Very cool, man.

312
00:11:13,082 --> 00:11:14,708
Yeah, dude, I had a ton of fun tonight too.

313
00:11:14,732 --> 00:11:16,467
I went out with the street-art collective,

314
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,778
and, dude, we looted this grocery store.

315
00:11:18,796 --> 00:11:21,307
We totally jacked up
this old security guard.

316
00:11:21,342 --> 00:11:23,622
We had fun too. We did a bunch of cocaine.

317
00:11:23,652 --> 00:11:25,155
And then I think we sold an idea to trick.

318
00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:25,961
Yes, we did!

319
00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,550
And he gave us a little doggie bag.

320
00:11:27,568 --> 00:11:29,027
A little ba-ba-ba-ba...

321
00:11:29,046 --> 00:11:30,495
Hey, where's the unburnable flag?

322
00:11:30,553 --> 00:11:31,444
- Right?
- We need it.

323
00:11:31,463 --> 00:11:33,033
Trick says it's, like, a big, juicy grape.

324
00:11:33,076 --> 00:11:35,612
- Yeah.
- Wait. You pitched my idea?

325
00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:37,852
No, we pitched him our idea.

326
00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:41,213
You may have had the initial thought,
but we fleshed it out and made it sexy.

327
00:11:41,249 --> 00:11:42,549
We made it hip. We made it cool.

328
00:11:42,563 --> 00:11:44,681
We made it fun. We made it different.
We made it bounce.

329
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,502
Now we're gonna be lords, living in condos.

330
00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:47,641
Money's gonna be working for us,

331
00:11:47,675 --> 00:11:49,084
we're not gonna be working
for money. Where's the flag?

332
00:11:49,112 --> 00:11:50,677
No, no, no, no, no.
That flag is for the people.

333
00:11:50,705 --> 00:11:52,301
It's not to be commercialized.

334
00:11:52,325 --> 00:11:54,139
Look, I don't know if you guys can tell,

335
00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:57,039
but I'm kind of a hairy artist, all right?

336
00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:58,627
I'm not a bald sellout.

337
00:11:58,668 --> 00:12:00,291
Okay, so are the shots fired? Am I balding?

338
00:12:00,338 --> 00:12:01,262
- No.
- Is there a spot?

339
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,547
- Look, there's no spot.
- Do you see the spot?

340
00:12:02,584 --> 00:12:05,295
Blake, would you just stop playing
<i>Assassin's Creed III for one second</i>

341
00:12:05,331 --> 00:12:06,583
and tell us where the flag is?

342
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,201
Or...

343
00:12:09,276 --> 00:12:12,164
- I'm gonna cut your hair off.
- Hey, don't joke about that, all right?

344
00:12:12,194 --> 00:12:14,346
We're not joking.
We're being real right now.

345
00:12:14,971 --> 00:12:17,314
I was playing... that's it.

346
00:12:17,332 --> 00:12:19,380
I'm going in my room. You
guys are acting stupid.

347
00:12:19,437 --> 00:12:20,838
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am!

348
00:12:24,442 --> 00:12:25,743
This isn't you, Ders, all right?

349
00:12:25,777 --> 00:12:26,740
It's the cocaine.

350
00:12:26,771 --> 00:12:29,187
- It doesn't have to be this way!
- No! No! Come on, man!

351
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:30,598
I look so stupid without it!

352
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,527
- No!
- Bye bye, goldilocks!

353
00:12:33,574 --> 00:12:35,174
Ah!

354
00:12:35,209 --> 00:12:37,277
Take your hands off his hair!

355
00:12:38,198 --> 00:12:39,255
Or what?

356
00:12:39,296 --> 00:12:41,430
I'm gonna cross every autograph off

357
00:12:41,454 --> 00:12:43,298
of your prized swim ball, Ders,

358
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,588
starting with Allison Schmitt.

359
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:48,065
Who's Allison Schmitt? What?

360
00:12:48,373 --> 00:12:50,525
She was, like, a huge
olympic swimmer, the last one.

361
00:12:50,555 --> 00:12:52,464
I saw the entire women's team at a Perkins,

362
00:12:52,499 --> 00:12:54,105
and all I had was a
B-ball for them to sign.

363
00:12:54,124 --> 00:12:55,657
Guys, shut up!

364
00:12:56,296 --> 00:12:58,406
Okay, cross that off, Karl.

365
00:12:58,465 --> 00:12:59,933
With pleasure, sir.

366
00:12:59,948 --> 00:13:01,208
All right, all right!

367
00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:03,423
- Don't do it, man, please.
- He's with us now.

368
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,979
- Ow.
- Thanks, bro.

369
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:06,237
Thanks, Shame, I really appreciate it.

370
00:13:06,267 --> 00:13:07,611
Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.

371
00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:09,772
- He's with us.
- Fine!

372
00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:12,546
We can make our own
American unburnable flag

373
00:13:12,565 --> 00:13:14,759
that's also an American one.

374
00:13:15,198 --> 00:13:17,847
All right, this ought to make it fireproof.

375
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,003
- Mm-hmm.
- Give her a shot.

376
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,116
- Oh, yep.
- On our way to millions, buddy.

377
00:13:24,075 --> 00:13:25,578
Nope. Why is that happening?

378
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,669
- It didn't work, did it?
- Yeah, should not have happened.

379
00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:29,957
- Why is it so hard?
- Because I'm exhausted.

380
00:13:29,973 --> 00:13:31,198
We were out all night,

381
00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:33,623
and now this morning my brain's broken.

382
00:13:33,817 --> 00:13:35,239
Well, you know what helps with that?

383
00:13:37,993 --> 00:13:39,416
I got it.

384
00:13:39,678 --> 00:13:41,012
We need bigger flags.

385
00:13:41,302 --> 00:13:42,926
Whoo! Oh yeah!

386
00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:46,420
Okay, all we got to do is lace
this sucker with some borax.

387
00:13:46,442 --> 00:13:47,844
Wet, wet, wet...

388
00:13:47,876 --> 00:13:49,350
- It isn't gonna burn, man.
- You ain't gonna burn.

389
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,805
- Okay! All right!
- Whoa!

390
00:13:55,032 --> 00:13:56,403
Oh!

391
00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:58,556
Yeah, baby! Yeah, mama!

392
00:13:58,621 --> 00:14:00,135
Oh, that's not burning.

393
00:14:00,211 --> 00:14:02,046
Here we go. It really caught.

394
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,080
- Wow!
- Jesus!

395
00:14:07,332 --> 00:14:08,445
- You know what?
- What?

396
00:14:08,463 --> 00:14:09,683
- We're not thinking good.
- I know.

397
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,238
- Right?
- You know what helps us think good?

398
00:14:11,265 --> 00:14:13,249
- No.
- Cocaine, yeah.

399
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:15,559
Oh! I feel smarter, dude.

400
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,895
- That was a good idea.
- That was a smart idea.

401
00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:19,686
- Your nose is bleeding.
- Is it?

402
00:14:19,729 --> 00:14:21,663
- It's coming down out of there.
- Wow.

403
00:14:21,996 --> 00:14:23,237
- Yours is too!
- No, it isn't.

404
00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:24,759
- Oh, my God, it is. It is.
- Yours is bleeding.

405
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,064
What are you doing?

406
00:14:26,179 --> 00:14:27,605
This might be the special ingredient...

407
00:14:27,651 --> 00:14:28,845
a little blood of the patriots.

408
00:14:28,873 --> 00:14:30,140
- Are you kidding me?
- What a smart idea.

409
00:14:30,175 --> 00:14:31,934
Patriots blood on this.

410
00:14:31,987 --> 00:14:33,188
- Whoa!
- It's not gonna burn.

411
00:14:33,211 --> 00:14:34,862
It's burning!

412
00:14:34,881 --> 00:14:36,854
- It's burning more than ever.
- Why are you burning?

413
00:14:36,884 --> 00:14:38,051
Come on!

414
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,796
Wow, okay, that didn't work.

415
00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:41,027
That did not work at all.

416
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:43,413
What's up? Hey, bro!

417
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,269
Black people of all shapes and
ages love to be called "bro."

418
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,201
- Don't they?
- Yeah, they do.

419
00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,455
Okay, I don't feel we need the flag,

420
00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:58,745
because our theme song is
"fugging" incredible, okay?

421
00:14:59,471 --> 00:15:01,580
Let's practice. One, two, three, four...

422
00:15:01,605 --> 00:15:02,841
♪ unburnable flag ♪

423
00:15:02,883 --> 00:15:04,616
♪ Hates fire, loves America ♪

424
00:15:04,628 --> 00:15:05,888
♪ Unburnable flag ♪

425
00:15:05,963 --> 00:15:08,418
♪ Fire is so scared of
this particular flag ♪

426
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,589
♪ Unburnable... ♪

427
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,637
Hey, nizzles be tanned.

428
00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:13,819
- We are, yes.
- It's tan-amazing.

429
00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:16,001
Tanfastic. Shoot.

430
00:15:16,032 --> 00:15:17,290
Hey, y'all ready to do this wang?

431
00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:19,257
- Totally, totally ready.
- Yes, uh-huh.

432
00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:22,024
Um, but the thing about the
prototype for the flag...

433
00:15:22,352 --> 00:15:24,692
it so happens that it's, um...

434
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,547
Right here.

435
00:15:28,224 --> 00:15:29,717
Right here.

436
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,767
Phase one of operation chaos is complete.

437
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:36,950
Blake's inside with the kerosene flag.

438
00:15:36,975 --> 00:15:38,750
Is the piss ready?

439
00:15:40,685 --> 00:15:41,819
Yeah.

440
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,613
- Damn.
- Ha ha.

441
00:15:43,799 --> 00:15:45,530
You guys need to drink more water.

442
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,893
Why? Teriyaki sauce rules, brah.

443
00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:49,206
What did you just say to me?

444
00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:51,758
Nothing, sir. I'm... I'm so sorry.

445
00:15:54,345 --> 00:15:55,712
Arf.

446
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,913
Hold up a second. All right.

447
00:15:56,919 --> 00:15:58,363
That's my boy, Armand, right there.

448
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,714
He's got for-real cheddar.
He's gonna be perfect for this, okay?

449
00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:02,935
Cool, cool. Thanks, man.

450
00:16:04,525 --> 00:16:05,381
This is great.

451
00:16:05,412 --> 00:16:07,437
Blake, you know we're sorry
about the other night, right?

452
00:16:07,462 --> 00:16:09,737
I mean, we respect your hair, totally.

453
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,011
I love it. It's good. It's a good look.

454
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:12,663
- It was the cocaine talking.
- Totally, man.

455
00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:14,790
And I get why you guys
like this place, man.

456
00:16:14,827 --> 00:16:17,127
There's a lot of things
with boobs in this place.

457
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,705
- Thank you.
- Right?

458
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,123
Guys!

459
00:16:20,158 --> 00:16:21,740
Hey, it's go time, bro-times.

460
00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:23,406
We got some real sharks on the line.

461
00:16:23,424 --> 00:16:25,677
- Let's go.
- Okay.

462
00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:27,807
- Cool.
- Uh, actually, hey, hey, hey.

463
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,065
Uh, could you hold on to this?

464
00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:32,174
I got to go use the boys' room.

465
00:16:32,656 --> 00:16:34,232
Uh...

466
00:16:37,278 --> 00:16:39,540
- Hey.
- Gentlemen, hi.

467
00:16:39,564 --> 00:16:41,084
I'm Anders Holmvik.

468
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:44,205
- I'm, uh... I'm... I'm Adam.
- You're ruining...

469
00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:47,662
this is Adam Demamp, my esteemed colleague.

470
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:52,844
Hey, who here is American?

471
00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:57,296
Just one.
You guys are from a foreign land?

472
00:16:57,314 --> 00:16:58,015
That's cool.

473
00:16:58,033 --> 00:17:00,484
Do they have flags in your countries?

474
00:17:10,889 --> 00:17:12,188
Yeah, yeah, hello?

475
00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:14,100
- Is step two complete?
- Uh, yes.

476
00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:15,986
I am looking at the switch now.

477
00:17:16,147 --> 00:17:19,539
But, um, are we sure we want to do this?

478
00:17:19,552 --> 00:17:21,828
Are we sure we want to
hold up a mirror to society

479
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,317
and piss on that mirror?

480
00:17:23,347 --> 00:17:25,045
- I am!
- I know. I know.

481
00:17:25,069 --> 00:17:28,449
It's just that, that urine
was, like, sunchip yellow, man.

482
00:17:29,184 --> 00:17:31,009
And some of these people
in here are my friends.

483
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,789
They're not your friends, okay?

484
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,307
They're small-minded cave dwellers

485
00:17:34,332 --> 00:17:36,737
that need to be sledgehammered
in the face with reality.

486
00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:39,877
- Do it, or I will!
- Yes, sir!

487
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,770
Come on, baby boy. You got this.

488
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,197
♪ Fire is tyranny ♪

489
00:17:46,494 --> 00:17:48,490
♪ The flag's made of freedom ♪

490
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,819
♪ You can't burn the freedom ♪

491
00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:54,510
♪ Unburnable flag ♪

492
00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:57,678
Yeah, boy.

493
00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:00,141
Music, that's, like, an
international language, right?

494
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,482
I feel like we can all
get on board with that.

495
00:18:02,506 --> 00:18:04,640
You guys have music where you're from, huh?

496
00:18:04,658 --> 00:18:06,396
You two quit stalling, all right?

497
00:18:06,415 --> 00:18:08,025
You're embarrassing me in front of Armand.

498
00:18:08,037 --> 00:18:09,650
Now just do the demonstration.

499
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,520
Look, we want to the demo, it's just,

500
00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:13,387
when they see how burnable this flag isn't,

501
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:14,647
they're gonna have a lot of "Q"s.

502
00:18:14,665 --> 00:18:16,620
Blake's kind of our Bill
Nye, the science dude.

503
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,555
So he'll know all the ins
and the outs, science-wise.

504
00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:22,210
Fine. Okay, you have one
minute to get him out here now,

505
00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:25,215
or else I'm cutting you both
out of the deal completely.

506
00:18:25,378 --> 00:18:27,679
Okay, but we're partners, so you can't.

507
00:18:27,725 --> 00:18:29,426
Oh, are we really?
'Cause the way I see it is

508
00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:31,389
you need me way more than I need you

509
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:32,918
or that idiot Blake.

510
00:18:33,036 --> 00:18:35,247
Don't forget that, ever.

511
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,640
- Hey.
- What's up?

512
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:43,206
Uh, how'd the presentation
go? Did you do it?

513
00:18:43,237 --> 00:18:45,259
No, we, uh... we were waiting for you,

514
00:18:45,273 --> 00:18:47,875
and then Trick turned
into a total wankster...

515
00:18:48,303 --> 00:18:49,654
and we left.

516
00:18:49,705 --> 00:18:51,637
I mean, we knew he could be
a wankster to other people,

517
00:18:51,649 --> 00:18:53,762
but I didn't know he could
be such a wankster to us,

518
00:18:53,824 --> 00:18:55,229
which makes a huge difference to me.

519
00:18:55,247 --> 00:18:56,273
Dude, absolute...

520
00:18:56,315 --> 00:18:58,071
Shame turned out to be a wankster too.

521
00:18:58,084 --> 00:19:00,218
Wanksters like that just piss me off.

522
00:19:00,236 --> 00:19:01,535
Yeah.

523
00:19:02,565 --> 00:19:07,062
<i>What if I told you there
was a way to piss them on...</i>

524
00:19:07,532 --> 00:19:08,914
Them?

525
00:19:09,178 --> 00:19:10,779
Piss on them.

526
00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:15,634
Have at it.

527
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:17,282
Whoa, where's your buddy?

528
00:19:17,325 --> 00:19:18,470
He's not coming.

529
00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:21,644
And neither are we, because we're out.

530
00:19:23,548 --> 00:19:24,916
Well, whatever.

531
00:19:24,937 --> 00:19:26,087
More cheddar for me.

532
00:19:27,228 --> 00:19:28,623
Shame, I'm done.

533
00:19:28,654 --> 00:19:30,212
Do your own dirty work.

534
00:19:30,332 --> 00:19:32,617
Benjabong, Chargonius, Karl,

535
00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:34,955
let's go find that switch.

536
00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:38,531
Congrats on taking the blue pill.

537
00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:40,384
I can't understand anything that dude says.

538
00:19:40,414 --> 00:19:41,633
Hey, wait, wait, wait...

539
00:19:41,671 --> 00:19:42,901
Hold up, man.

540
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,782
Whatever, man.

541
00:19:48,912 --> 00:19:50,111
What is going on, man?

542
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:51,557
I feel like there's some secrets.

543
00:19:51,612 --> 00:19:53,775
Karl, I'll tell you
everything later, all right?

544
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:54,877
Right now I need you to make sure

545
00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:56,990
that there is pee-pee
pumping through that pump,

546
00:19:57,002 --> 00:19:58,742
because I done did the dirty deed.

547
00:19:58,786 --> 00:20:00,420
Oh, it's pumping.

548
00:20:00,429 --> 00:20:01,915
As you can see,

549
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:04,026
it will not catch on fi...

550
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,660
okay, all right, it's gonna go right out.

551
00:20:05,695 --> 00:20:06,491
Don't worry about it.

552
00:20:06,528 --> 00:20:08,710
This is gonna be an
unburnable flag any moment now.

553
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,563
We're doing good.

554
00:20:17,065 --> 00:20:18,800
Oh, no!

555
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,393
Tinklers!

556
00:20:22,886 --> 00:20:24,594
Come on, come on!

557
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:29,029
No!

558
00:20:29,797 --> 00:20:31,054
Good to have you back, buddy.

559
00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:32,902
Oh, good to have you guys back.

560
00:20:32,921 --> 00:20:35,102
The bullshit boys, back in "snaction."

561
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,869
No, no, no, you're back with us,

562
00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:38,286
the O.G. Screw Crew.

563
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,663
Bash Bros, that's what I call us.

564
00:20:39,681 --> 00:20:42,475
Yo, guys, whatever we call ourselves,
man, it's great to be back.

565
00:20:43,235 --> 00:20:45,241
No, Karl, you're never back.

566
00:20:45,265 --> 00:20:46,932
It's the tri-guys, so...

567
00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:48,475
- Tri-guys.
- Sorry, dude.

568
00:20:48,525 --> 00:20:49,625
The main thing is,

569
00:20:49,687 --> 00:20:51,788
we are not doing cocaine anymore...

570
00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:53,817
unless we can find anyone who has any!

571
00:20:53,847 --> 00:20:54,914
I could make a call right now.

572
00:20:54,948 --> 00:20:56,152
- Really? Nice!
- Oh, yeah,

573
00:20:56,177 --> 00:20:57,688
nice!

574
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:03,291
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