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Previously
on The Big Bang Theory...
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Can I have your attention,
please?
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We're all here tonight because
we have no one to be with.
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We've got to stop defining
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our self-worth by whether or not
we're in a relationship.
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We are a community, and as long
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as we have each other,
we're never truly alone.
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That was cool.
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What you said.
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Thank you.
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Uh... would you like
to, uh...
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get a cup...
a cup of coffee...?
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Okay.
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Later, losers!
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So then I went to Cambridge,
which was wonderful
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not only because
it's a good school
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but because it totally
looks like Hogwarts.
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That's where I fell in
love with astronomy,
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and now I'm an
astrophysicist at Caltech,
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so I guess you could say, uh,
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Raj is my name and
stars are my game.
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And rhyming is also my game.
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So, uh, two games.
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Uh, anyway, that-that's
enough about me.
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I want to hear
everything about you.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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I go to the bathroom, too.
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Sometimes more frequently
than I care to admit.
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Oh, I've had it checked out,
it's nothing.
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Hmm!
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This is going great!
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Mmm...
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can I have a refill
on my chai tea?
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Yes...
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I have a good feeling
about this.
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I should have bought condoms.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x17 ♪
The Monster Isolation
Original Air Date on February 21, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Hello,
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I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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Welcome to Sheldon Cooper
Presents: Fun with Flags.
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My apologies that this episode
is coming late.
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I did shoot one last week,
in honor of Black History Month,
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but I was informed
by my roommate
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that my spot-on portrayal
of George Washington Carver
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could be considered
"wildly racist."
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My heart goes out to the members
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of the African-American
community,
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who, like me,
have been kept down by The Man.
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Now, Fun with Flags is not just
for the flag aficionado;
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it's also for the flag novice,
so, to help me with that,
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please welcome my friend,
neighbor, and flag virgin--
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yeah, not a real virgin.
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She's had coitus many times.
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Sometimes within earshot
of this flag enthusiast.
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Once while he was trying
to watch The Incredibles.
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Penny.
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Hello.
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So, Penny, I understand
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you would like to learn
more about flags.
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Yeah, I can't tell you
how many times
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I've been at a party where
everyone's talking about flags
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and I just couldn't join in.
- Yeah.
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Well, you came to
the right place.
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Uh, I'm sorry, can we
just pause for a minute?
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What's wrong?
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I just think
it might look more natural
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if you talked to me
instead of the camera,
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you know, like,
like a real conversation.
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It's something we work on
in my acting class.
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Interesting.
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A few people in the
comments section have said
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that my delivery is robotic.
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Perhaps that isn't the
compliment it sounds like.
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Yeah, let's try it again,
and maybe, this time,
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you could work
on your body language a bit.
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You know, when you're
all hunched like that,
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you're shutting
the audience out,
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but when you're relaxed
and open,
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you're inviting them in.
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Right.
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And which one do I want?
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Let's try open.
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If our friend, the flag,
has taught me anything,
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it's to go where
the wind takes you.
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As long as you remain firmly
attached to a rigid pole.
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And... action.
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So, Penny...
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what sort of flag questions
keep you awake at night?
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Um, well, I'm from Nebraska.
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So what can you tell me
about the state flag?
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Gosh, Penny...
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what'd you have for breakfast?
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A big glass of
good question juice?
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The Nebraska state flag
is simply the state seal
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on a field of blue.
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Spread your legs;
invite them in.
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I'm telling you,
something's wrong.
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I can always feel it
when Raj is in trouble.
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Geez, how close were you guys
before we got married?
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Don't look under that rock.
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- Raj, you okay?
- You in there?
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Go away!
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Come on, buddy, open up.
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We're worried about you.
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Oh, just because I
stopped going to work
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and answering my phone you
think something bad happened?
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Maybe something good happened.
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Did something good happen?
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Of course not!
Nothing good ever happens!
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Whoa.
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What?
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Nope, just-just... whoa.
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It smells pretty ripe in here.
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You kind feel it in your eyes.
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Raj, what's going on?
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I was humiliated
by yet another woman.
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You didn't kill her
and chop her up--
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that's not what we're
smelling, right?
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No.
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I took her for coffee,
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and she snuck out the bathroom
window to get away from me.
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Oh, you poor baby.
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I went and looked.
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It was a high and tiny window.
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She must have been
very motivated.
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I'm sorry.
That's awful, but come on.
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You got to shake it off.
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Yeah, you can't stay
in your apartment
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for the rest of your life.
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Why not?
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With online shopping
and overnight delivery,
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I can get anything I want.
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Look,
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I just ordered a case of
Dinty Moore beef stew
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and two live lobsters on Amazon.
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Lobsters overnight?
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Oh, you're kidding.
Let me see.
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Well, I'll be.
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Look, you can throw
in a couple steaks
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and have a surf and turf.
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The surf and turf sounds good.
See if they corn on the cob.
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Guys!
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We're trying to get him
out of here, not you in.
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You're wasting your time.
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Just please, leave me alone.
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Now what?
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I don't know.
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We could go to Red Lobster
and talk about it.
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We're all thinking it.
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I just had the decency to wait
for him to leave.
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Hello, Sheldon.
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Hello.
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How's the final stage of your
nicotine addiction study going?
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Fine.
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Just hold on.
Mommy's on the phone!
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Sorry.
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We've cut the monkeys down
to one cigarette a day,
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so things are a little intense.
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Makes me miss
my marijuana-abusing flatworms.
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Those guys were mellow.
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Good news.
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Uh, the latest episode
of Fun with Flags is online.
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Oh, that's right.
How'd it go with Penny?
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Much better than I expected.
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She even gave me
some helpful tips
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about acting and body language.
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Watch.
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Welcome to my world.
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Not welcome to my world.
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Welcome.
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Not welcome.
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Subtle, but powerful.
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I know.
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I'm still learning
to control it.
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Did you tell Penny
how helpful she was?
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Why would I do that?
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Because she's your friend,
and she did a nice job.
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I'm sure she'd like to hear it.
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All right.
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I didn't mean now. Hello?
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Yeah, yeah,
you want a cigarette.
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Well,
I'd like a normal boyfriend.
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Deal with it.
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Oh, hi. What's up?
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Um...
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You need me to shut the door so
you can do your knocking thing?
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No.
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I didn't start yet; it's fine.
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Okay. So, what do you need?
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Well, I was thinking
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about you helping me
out last night...
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Penny.
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And I just wanted to tell you...
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Penny.
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...that the answer
to the question,
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"Who did a great job?" is you.
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Penny.
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Really?
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Yes, you were very natural
in front of the camera,
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and I found your suggestions
extremely helpful.
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Aw, sweetie,
you just made my day.
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Okay.
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Hey, my acting class is putting
on a play Friday night.
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I could put you and Amy
on the guest list.
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Oh, that sounds terrible.
Why would I want to do that?
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That's right.
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They're no good
without the lighter.
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Well, so much for your advice
on complimenting Penny.
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Why? What happened?
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She tried to rope us into going to
her acting class to see a play.
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Don't worry.
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Luckily, I had the good sense
to drown that kitten in the river.
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Sheldon, that's very rude.
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She helped you with your show.
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The right thing to do is reciprocate
by going to see her play.
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Oh, so many crazy rules.
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That better be Tootsie Rolls
you're throwing at me!
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Penny. Penny.
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Penny.
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Oh yeah, much better.
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What?
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Amy pointed out to me
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that since you did
something nice for me,
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I'm obligated to do
something nice for you.
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So...
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yes, I'll go
to your dopey play.
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Hey, I don't want you
to go anymore.
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Why not?
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You should go 'cause you want to go,
not because you have to.
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Oh, Dear Lord, more rules?
Where does it stop?
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Can I want to go
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because I have to want to go?
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Okay. Do whatever you want.
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Yeah, but now, wait.
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Do whatever I want...
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or whatever I have to want?
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Oh, for God's sake,
just come to the play.
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All right.
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I don't want to, but
at least that makes sense.
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You know, I haven't seen
Raj in several days.
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Is he no longer a part
of our social group?
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And if so, should we be
interviewing for a replacement?
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Perhaps, this time, we go Latin.
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He's just decided he's never
leaving his apartment again.
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Oh, brilliant.
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I've been itching
to pull that trigger.
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He's upset because he can't
get anywhere with women.
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Would it help if I gave
him some pointers?
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I'm just funnin' ya.
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Hi.
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I don't know if you remember me,
261
00:12:44,414 --> 00:12:46,662
but I was here the other night
at your party.
262
00:12:46,734 --> 00:12:49,524
Oh, yeah, you left with Raj.
263
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,137
Uh, yeah.
264
00:12:51,213 --> 00:12:52,863
You're the one?
265
00:12:53,222 --> 00:12:56,305
Okay, let me tell you something.
That guy you blew off
266
00:12:56,335 --> 00:12:58,752
happens to be my best friend.
267
00:12:58,798 --> 00:13:00,414
Okay?
He was devastated.
268
00:13:00,603 --> 00:13:01,891
Sorry.
269
00:13:02,404 --> 00:13:04,310
Can you just give him this?
270
00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:06,170
Okay.
271
00:13:06,264 --> 00:13:10,689
But I gotta warn you,
Raj is a proud, passionate man.
272
00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:13,475
If you go running out
on him again, you're...
273
00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:16,398
only gonna get, like,
three or four more chances
274
00:13:16,419 --> 00:13:18,202
before you are history.
275
00:13:20,621 --> 00:13:22,220
Come on, she came back.
276
00:13:22,222 --> 00:13:23,450
This is good news.
277
00:13:23,486 --> 00:13:24,639
You should celebrate.
278
00:13:24,676 --> 00:13:26,990
I don't want to celebrate.
279
00:13:32,407 --> 00:13:33,932
Not even a little?
280
00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:35,860
I mean... we could have
a pants party.
281
00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:37,432
Go put some on.
282
00:13:38,212 --> 00:13:39,562
Why would I want her number?
283
00:13:39,581 --> 00:13:41,298
I don't want anything to do
with this woman.
284
00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:43,087
- Oh, come on, Raj...
- No, you don't get it.
285
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,420
I want nothing to
do with any woman.
286
00:13:45,684 --> 00:13:47,503
My heart is stone.
287
00:13:49,227 --> 00:13:51,033
From now on, I'm a monk.
288
00:13:51,059 --> 00:13:53,433
I renounce
all worldly pleasures.
289
00:13:54,211 --> 00:13:55,828
Except for lobster.
290
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And garlic butter.
291
00:14:00,135 --> 00:14:01,748
Boy, I want to tell you
it's her loss,
292
00:14:01,772 --> 00:14:03,994
but you are not making it easy.
293
00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:08,988
You're-you're a good friend
for trying to help, but...
294
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I've made my choice.
295
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All right.
296
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Well, I'll see you around.
297
00:14:16,044 --> 00:14:17,238
See you.
298
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:20,092
Oh, wait--
take her number.
299
00:14:20,279 --> 00:14:22,051
I don't want the temptation.
300
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,634
Okay.
301
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,684
I must be strong so I don't stray
from my true purpose:
302
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the study of the universe.
303
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,282
All right.
304
00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:41,901
Thanks for
ruining lobster for me.
305
00:14:47,278 --> 00:14:48,245
Wait!
306
00:14:48,265 --> 00:14:49,630
Give me the number!
307
00:14:51,612 --> 00:14:52,819
Give me the number!
308
00:14:52,895 --> 00:14:54,595
Give me the number!
309
00:14:56,002 --> 00:14:59,403
So, Amy, what's going on
with your addiction study?
310
00:14:59,873 --> 00:15:02,348
Sadly, I'm no longer associated
with that project.
311
00:15:02,428 --> 00:15:03,678
Why? What happened?
312
00:15:03,719 --> 00:15:05,669
Typical bureaucratic nonsense.
313
00:15:05,789 --> 00:15:08,170
You can get animals addicted
to a harmful substance,
314
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,506
you can dissect their brains,
315
00:15:09,527 --> 00:15:11,396
but you throw their own feces
back at them
316
00:15:11,421 --> 00:15:13,430
and suddenly you're
"unprofessional."
317
00:15:15,824 --> 00:15:17,191
I'm sorry...
318
00:15:18,107 --> 00:15:19,708
...that I asked.
319
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,800
All right, let's get
this stupid play over with.
320
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:24,935
Uh, hang on.
321
00:15:24,953 --> 00:15:26,116
Empty your pockets.
322
00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:27,738
- Why?
- You know why.
323
00:15:27,756 --> 00:15:28,922
The Nintendo DS.
324
00:15:33,894 --> 00:15:35,014
And the PSP.
325
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,445
Now the Gameboy.
326
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,769
Aw, for Pete's sake.
327
00:15:45,181 --> 00:15:47,663
- Can we go now?
- Well, is that all of it?
328
00:15:57,547 --> 00:15:59,398
Just set it down.
329
00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:03,201
Just so you know, this is
not a stupid play.
330
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,696
A Streetcar Named Desire
is an American classic.
331
00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,732
It's about streetcars?
332
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,971
Oh, great. I won't need this.
333
00:16:24,922 --> 00:16:26,210
Just a sec.
334
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,301
Oh, who says "just a sec"?
335
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,715
I hate myself!
336
00:16:34,909 --> 00:16:36,104
Hello.
337
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:37,204
Hi.
338
00:16:37,222 --> 00:16:38,605
Uh, would you like to come in?
339
00:16:38,681 --> 00:16:41,482
Oh, no, I can't stay.
340
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,928
Oh.
341
00:16:43,363 --> 00:16:45,046
I just wanted to say...
342
00:16:45,354 --> 00:16:47,567
I'm sorry for running
out of the coffee shop.
343
00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:48,899
That wasn't cool.
344
00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:50,096
So, uh...
345
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,091
Yeah.
346
00:16:52,381 --> 00:16:53,831
I'm sorry.
347
00:16:54,702 --> 00:16:55,952
Wait.
348
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,242
Can you at least tell me
what went wrong?
349
00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:02,506
It's okay. I can take anything.
350
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,670
Unless it's something I did,
or said, or am.
351
00:17:04,693 --> 00:17:06,236
'Cause those are,
like, my buttons.
352
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:11,165
No, it's not any of that.
353
00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:12,660
It's just...
354
00:17:13,271 --> 00:17:16,777
I kind of have a hard time
around people I don't know.
355
00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:18,143
Really?
356
00:17:18,201 --> 00:17:20,797
Then what were you doing at the
comic book store that night?
357
00:17:21,576 --> 00:17:23,975
I've been trying to force myself
into situations
358
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,541
that I'm not comfortable with.
359
00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:28,012
I saw the flyer
in the store window,
360
00:17:28,031 --> 00:17:30,056
and I made myself go in.
361
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,066
I don't even like comic books.
362
00:17:32,096 --> 00:17:33,368
Yeah, me neither.
363
00:17:33,393 --> 00:17:34,512
Then what were you doing there?
364
00:17:34,544 --> 00:17:36,544
I lied. I love them.
365
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,736
I only said that
so you'd go out with me.
366
00:17:41,445 --> 00:17:42,995
Oh, you don't want to do that.
367
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,551
I'm kind of broken.
368
00:17:44,811 --> 00:17:45,899
That's great.
369
00:17:45,929 --> 00:17:47,000
I'm broken, too.
370
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,982
- Oh, no, you're not.
- Oh, I totally am.
371
00:17:49,012 --> 00:17:50,518
If it wasn't for this beer,
372
00:17:50,543 --> 00:17:52,051
I couldn't even talk
to you right now.
373
00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:53,058
I'm a wreck.
374
00:17:53,089 --> 00:17:56,067
There are many things
seriously wrong with me.
375
00:17:57,315 --> 00:17:58,979
And not quirks, either.
376
00:17:59,019 --> 00:18:03,856
Like... diagnosable
psychological problems.
377
00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:07,570
Maybe brain damage.
378
00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:13,289
Well, how do I know
you're not just saying that?
379
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,683
Go out with me on one date,
380
00:18:16,752 --> 00:18:18,886
and I promise you, you'll see.
381
00:18:21,002 --> 00:18:22,362
Okay.
382
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,834
Text me.
383
00:18:24,054 --> 00:18:25,470
Bye.
384
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,176
You won't regret it.
385
00:18:27,224 --> 00:18:29,573
I'm the most pathetic
guy you've ever met.
386
00:18:31,496 --> 00:18:33,609
And that, boys and girls...
387
00:18:33,716 --> 00:18:35,883
is how it's done.
388
00:18:40,885 --> 00:18:43,299
You love her very much,
don't you?
389
00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:44,796
Yes.
390
00:18:45,259 --> 00:18:48,210
I think you have
a great capacity for devotion.
391
00:18:48,636 --> 00:18:51,637
You'll be lonely when
she passes on, won't you?
392
00:18:53,362 --> 00:18:54,937
I understand what that is.
393
00:18:55,405 --> 00:18:56,337
To be lonely?
394
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:57,696
She's pretty good, huh?
395
00:18:57,776 --> 00:18:59,226
She is.
396
00:18:59,895 --> 00:19:02,914
But when do they get
to the part about streetcars?
397
00:19:06,007 --> 00:19:08,122
...when I was a very young girl.
398
00:19:09,198 --> 00:19:12,277
When I was 16 years old,
I made the discovery...
399
00:19:13,204 --> 00:19:14,579
love.
400
00:19:16,017 --> 00:19:19,317
All at once, and much,
much too completely.
401
00:19:20,591 --> 00:19:22,659
It was like you suddenly turned
a blinding light
402
00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:25,296
on something that had always
been half a shadow.
403
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,836
That's how it struck
the world for me.
404
00:19:30,772 --> 00:19:32,766
But I was unlucky.
405
00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:34,813
Deluded.
406
00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:37,426
- She's remarkable.
- She really is.
407
00:19:37,506 --> 00:19:39,031
Our Penny's a star.
408
00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:40,554
...and softness and
tenderness which...
409
00:19:40,591 --> 00:19:42,761
How can she remember
all those lines,
410
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:44,624
but as a waitress,
she can't remember
411
00:19:44,648 --> 00:19:46,648
"no tomato" on my hamburger?
412
00:19:48,769 --> 00:19:53,769
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