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This is the best night ever.
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I wish
we were getting married tonight.
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Let's just do it then.
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Leslie...
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Let's get married.
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Tonight.
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- Are we really doing this?
- I gue--
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Why not?
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The gala ends at 11:00.
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At 11:01, we get married.
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Okay... But, wait,
my mom isn't here.
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- And your parents aren't here.
- Good.
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Yeah, that makes it better.
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But we reserved a space
for May 16th.
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And we just ordered
200 white-chocolate top hats.
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- We did?
- You did, actually.
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It's under your name.
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Leslie, we can get married
May 16th,
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or June 1st,
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or July 57th.
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But doesn't it feel right,
today?
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Yeah, it does.
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Every time you say it,
it just feels more right.
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Oh, my God,
we're getting married tonight.
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- This is really great.
- Yeah.
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You're
either in or your out, buddy.
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Iit was my idea,
I'm totally in.
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Wait, no.
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We can't--
this is our wedding day.
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This is very bad luck,
turn around.
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We can't look at each other!
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Well, you are aware
that we've seen each other
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several times today.
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We have two hours to do this.
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I want you
to get everyone together,
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and meet me at Ann's house
in ten minutes.
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Okay. Oh, wait,
before we get married,
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there is something we need
to discuss.
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I mean, we've never talked
about it,
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but I really want you
to take my last name.
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Oh! Oh.
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Okay. Really?
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Yeah, it's just
really important to me,
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symbolically,
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that Leslie Knope disappears
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and becomes Leslie Wyatt.
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Or Councilwoman Mrs. Ben Wyatt.
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That's fine too.
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It's a deal breaker.
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Wait, are you messing with me?
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Sorry, I had
to give it a shot.
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Ben, now go, run!
Okay, okay.
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Wait.
Where do I go?
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Run!
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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The falcon is entering!
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The turtledove acknowledges!
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Hey, where are you?
I'm-I'm here.
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Okay, let's go over the duties
right now.
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Ann, you're
in charge of the dress
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and the hair and the makeup.
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And I was thinking, like,
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the sensuality
of Eleanor Roosevelt
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combined with the animal
magnetism of Lesley Stahl.
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Piece of cake.
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Oh, we have
to get the wedding cake.
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I'll do that too.
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I'm perfectly calm.
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I feel like every crazy thing
Leslie's ever had me do
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has been, like a drill,
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and today is the real thing.
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I'm ready, because I had
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the greatest teacher
in the world.
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Leslie.
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Who is crazy.
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Also, we need rings
and marriage licenses.
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Oh, let me be on rings.
I love what they symbolize.
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- Great.
- And I can do the license.
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I got a guy
that works at City Hall.
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That guy's my wife.
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- Um, you also work there.
- Oh, yeah.
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Ron, I'm gonna need you
to walk me down the aisle.
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It would be an honor,
and the first time
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I won't regret
walking down the aisle.
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Oh, uh, yikes.
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- We need an officiant.
- I got this.
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You can become
an ordained minister online
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in, like, five minutes.
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Do you want more
like a Steve Harvey vibe
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or straight-up Seacrest?
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Nuh! Never mind.
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I'll combine 'em--
Steve-crest.
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Okay, and, um,
Jerry and Donna, I need you guys
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to just make sure
that the gala runs smoothly.
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Let's say that we're all gonna
meet back here in an hour.
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I love all of you.
One, two, three, break!
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Excuse me.
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We're looking
for a couple wedding rings.
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You're gonna wanna
look through
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the jewelry and nails tray.
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There is
some beautiful jewelry in here.
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But be careful.
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There's also nails.
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Oh! Oh, these aren't bad.
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Those are real nice.
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And they were nipple rings,
at one point.
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How do you know that?
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- Mm.
- They were yours.
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They were his.
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Let's go.
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Hey, it's pretty crazy,
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I'm gonna be a cop tomorrow.
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I guess I better commit
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as many crimes
as possible tonight.
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Get it out of my system.
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Ooh, found
the marriage licenses.
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And I am going
to take all of them.
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I don't want anyone else
in this town to get married,
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because it makes it
less special for us.
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Good call, babe.
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- Let's roll.
- Okay.
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I'm good!
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It's not finished.
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Why didn't
the seamstress finish it?
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If you're not gonna finish
something three months early,
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then don't accept the job.
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There's got
to be something we can do.
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This wedding is meant to be.
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We're gonna figure it out.
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Now how did Cinderella
finish her dress so fast?
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- Squirrels and birds.
- Mm.
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- That's not very helpful.
- No.
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- Hey, we got it!
- We got it.
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Marriage license--done.
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Wait a minute, hold on.
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It needs
to be signed by somebody
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at the City Clerk's Office.
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I'll just forge it.
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I forge government documents
all the time.
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- That's true.
- Boom.
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No.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So we didn't find
any rings.
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Yeah, we're having
a few roadblocks here.
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Kind of feels like this thing
is falling apart.
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Don't panic.
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I swear there's some rings
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in this old box of stuff
my mom gave me.
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Still here
at April and Andy's house.
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Want to come help me look?
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Okay, Ann, dress duty.
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April and Andy, license duty.
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No time for verbs.
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I know you're
in a rush, Leslie.
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I should point out
that you said "duty" twice.
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Okay.
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Aw, shucks,
business is a-boomin'.
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Indiana celebrity look-alikes.
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I mean, this is
a brilliant idea, Donna.
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All my favorites are here.
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We got Orville Redenbacher,
La Toya Jackson,
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Axl Rose, David Letterman.
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Look, don't tell anyone,
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but I booked
a special surprise.
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There's a Li'l Sebastian
look-alike on the way-- what?
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What? Oh, my G--
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Oh! Oh.
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Did you just pee your pants?
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Just a dab.
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I better go clean up.
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You nasty, Jerry.
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Third time this week.
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- Oh, what the hell!
- What's wrong?
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"Your Minister Certification
will be emailed to you
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in 24 hours."
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Uhh!
But this is America.
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I want it now!
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Sorry, Tom,
that's what happens.
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I had all these great bits
written for the wedding too.
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I was gonna beatbox.
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There's a dance breakdown.
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I'm talking, like,
six guaranteed applause breaks.
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Uh, you know,
I am actually ordained.
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I could do the wedding.
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That's the worst idea
I've ever heard.
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Yeah, you're right, okay.
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Wait! What if
you do the ceremony,
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but you don't have
any stupid ideas of your own,
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and you just say the stuff
that I came up with?
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Anything to help Leslie.
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Perfect.
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Now shut up
and start memorizing.
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We open
with Will Smith's monologue
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from the modern
cinematic classic...
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Hitch.
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Turtledove?
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Falcon?
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- Turtledove.
- Falcon?
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- Turtledove.
- There's your butt.
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Hey.
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Did you find the rings?
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No rings,
just a tennis bracelet
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and a necklace
that says "Wine Chick."
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No rings, no license,
no dress.
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This idea felt so right,
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but maybe
it's just too crazy.
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Maybe it wasn't meant to be.
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Hey, it's snowing.
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- It's him.
- What?
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Who? I can't see.
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I don't understand,
this is impossible.
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Wh--
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Whoa.
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Li'l Sebastian?
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No, no, sorry.
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Actually, this is Bucky.
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He's a, uh, licensed
Li'l Sebastian impersonator.
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We're headed to the gala,
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so folks can pose
for pictures with him.
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200 a pop,
if you're interested.
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Quiet, you.
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This is Li'l Sebastian,
and this is a sign.
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We're gonna do this.
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We are gonna pull
this wedding off.
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- Come on, Bucky.
- Li'l Sebastian.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Oh my God, we're running out of time.
Ann, please,
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tell me that you have sewn
a new dress from scratch.
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Or several dresses, 'cause
I would love some options.
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I have an idea,
and it might be insane,
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but I've been watching a lot
Project Runway recently...
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In the past eight years.
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Okay, great,
so I trust you,
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and make it work.
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No time
to do the Tim Gunn voice.
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Wait, what am I talking about?
There's always time.
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Designers, make it work.
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Ann, you have less than an hour.
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Miss Beavers, this is
official police business.
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I hope we didn't wake you up.
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It's after 10:00.
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I've been asleep for four hours.
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What do you want?
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We need you to sign this.
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It's a marriage license.
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Ethel? Is it robbers?
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No, go back to bed.
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Aww, is that your husband?
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I'm not married.
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I was on a date tonight.
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It went well,
he's sleeping over.
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Cool.
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It'd really mean a lot
if you sign it.
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It's for Leslie Knope
and Ben Wyatt.
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I think you know them?
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They dragged me out
in the freezing cold once,
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so they could tell each other
"I love you."
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It was annoying.
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Oh, thank you so much!
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You have got an amazing house
and a really cool nightgown
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and seem
to be super good at dating.
263
00:07:53,376 --> 00:07:55,344
Yeah, so can we adopt you
as our grandma?
264
00:07:55,345 --> 00:07:57,145
- Fine.
- Cool!
265
00:07:57,146 --> 00:07:59,548
We love you, Grandma!
266
00:07:59,549 --> 00:08:01,483
I guess we could go
to a pharmacy,
267
00:08:01,484 --> 00:08:04,184
but I really don't want to use
like a cheap plastic ring.
268
00:08:04,185 --> 00:08:05,986
I hate to say this,
but Ann Perkins
269
00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:08,021
has terrible taste
in rings.
270
00:08:08,022 --> 00:08:09,123
What--what is this?
271
00:08:09,124 --> 00:08:12,092
It's a toe ring
with a brown gemstone?
272
00:08:12,093 --> 00:08:14,194
Is this a ruby
that's gone bad?
273
00:08:14,195 --> 00:08:15,429
I am out of ideas.
274
00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:17,097
Jewelry store.
275
00:08:17,098 --> 00:08:19,599
No, that's closed,
that's why we're doing this.
276
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,033
Perhaps I can be of service.
277
00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,369
How?
278
00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:23,987
How much do you think
Ann would miss this sconce?
279
00:08:23,988 --> 00:08:25,121
Oh, I don't know.
280
00:08:25,122 --> 00:08:26,856
It's part of her house.
281
00:08:28,158 --> 00:08:30,159
Well, okay.
282
00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,162
"When I heard Ben
was getting married, I was like,
283
00:08:33,163 --> 00:08:35,664
'to Leslie
or to Game of Thrones'?"
284
00:08:35,665 --> 00:08:37,866
Ugh, horrible delivery.
285
00:08:37,867 --> 00:08:40,268
"You ever heard Leslie talk
about Ben's butt?
286
00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,638
"I'm all like,
'damn, girl,
287
00:08:42,639 --> 00:08:45,106
you mad sweet
on that back meat.'"
288
00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:46,174
You're murdering
my beautiful words!
289
00:08:46,175 --> 00:08:47,543
Do you even want
to kill at this wedding?
290
00:08:47,544 --> 00:08:49,377
I just want Leslie and Ben
to have a nice night.
291
00:08:49,378 --> 00:08:51,913
- I'm sorry. I--
- No, no.
292
00:08:51,914 --> 00:08:53,014
It's my fault
for believing in you.
293
00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,114
Well, look,
294
00:08:54,115 --> 00:08:55,449
um, to be official,
295
00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:57,184
I just have to do the vows
and the pronouncement.
296
00:08:57,185 --> 00:08:58,719
So why don't you handle
the speech,
297
00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,788
and then I'll just come
in at the end?
298
00:09:00,789 --> 00:09:02,857
Well, I'm not crazy
about the part
299
00:09:02,858 --> 00:09:04,625
where you do something.
300
00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:07,928
But, I do like the idea
me doing something.
301
00:09:07,929 --> 00:09:09,462
Let's give it a shot.
302
00:09:09,463 --> 00:09:11,230
Hello, everyone.
303
00:09:11,231 --> 00:09:12,365
Got some bad news.
304
00:09:12,366 --> 00:09:14,233
The gala ends at 11:00.
305
00:09:14,234 --> 00:09:15,802
The good news is,
306
00:09:15,803 --> 00:09:19,136
at 11:01, we'll be holding
a special wedding ceremony.
307
00:09:19,774 --> 00:09:21,340
Everyone is invited to stay.
308
00:09:21,341 --> 00:09:24,577
All the drinks and the food
will be on us.
309
00:09:27,914 --> 00:09:29,514
Hey, everything going okay?
310
00:09:29,515 --> 00:09:30,849
Everything would be peachy
311
00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:32,818
if it weren't for that dumbass
with a megaphone.
312
00:09:32,819 --> 00:09:35,153
No one wants
a park here.
313
00:09:35,154 --> 00:09:37,590
Parks are stu-pid.
314
00:09:37,591 --> 00:09:39,691
Hey, butter-teeth,
what's up?
315
00:09:39,692 --> 00:09:40,892
I can fix those chompers
for you.
316
00:09:40,893 --> 00:09:42,927
Just come
to Jamm Orthodontics.
317
00:09:42,928 --> 00:09:44,629
Councilman Jamm,
what are you doing here?
318
00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:47,963
What are you doing here?
Parks are stu-pid.
319
00:09:48,266 --> 00:09:49,533
Hey, enough.
320
00:09:49,534 --> 00:09:50,668
You better give me back
that megaphone.
321
00:09:50,669 --> 00:09:52,269
That belongs to my aunt.
322
00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:54,038
Why don't I call you a cab?
323
00:09:54,039 --> 00:09:56,206
Mm. No,
this isn't over, Knope.
324
00:09:56,207 --> 00:09:58,441
It is over.
I won fair and square.
325
00:09:58,442 --> 00:09:59,710
And, in a half an hour,
326
00:09:59,711 --> 00:10:01,778
I am getting married
over there
327
00:10:01,779 --> 00:10:03,413
to the most perfect man
in the world.
328
00:10:03,414 --> 00:10:04,681
And all my dreams
are coming true.
329
00:10:04,682 --> 00:10:06,516
Knope rules,
Jamm sucks.
330
00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:08,184
Knope rules, Jamm sucks.
331
00:10:08,185 --> 00:10:10,420
Knope rules, Ja--
Councilman Howser.
332
00:10:10,421 --> 00:10:13,188
Leslie. Jeremy.
333
00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:16,258
You better make sure my aunt
gets her megaphone back.
334
00:10:16,259 --> 00:10:18,694
Okay, did I--
did I do it right?
335
00:10:18,695 --> 00:10:19,996
- How's it look?
- Terrible.
336
00:10:19,997 --> 00:10:21,897
And perfect.
337
00:10:21,898 --> 00:10:25,231
I promised myself
I was not going to cry tonight.
338
00:10:25,268 --> 00:10:27,769
And I have already broken
that promise five times.
339
00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:31,072
But I will not...
break it a sixth.
340
00:10:31,073 --> 00:10:32,974
Go ahead
and let it out, buddy.
341
00:10:32,975 --> 00:10:34,943
It's okay.
342
00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:37,946
- I have something for you.
- All right.
343
00:10:37,947 --> 00:10:40,581
It is the letter
from the statehouse...
344
00:10:40,582 --> 00:10:43,050
Telling us that we have been
assigned to Pawnee.
345
00:10:43,051 --> 00:10:44,618
Dated may 1st, 2010.
346
00:10:44,619 --> 00:10:45,786
No way.
347
00:10:45,787 --> 00:10:47,587
We were supposed
to be here eight weeks.
348
00:10:47,588 --> 00:10:50,157
I'm so happy
that those eight weeks
349
00:10:50,158 --> 00:10:51,759
turned into three years,
350
00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,061
and that you met Leslie,
351
00:10:54,062 --> 00:10:57,395
and that we both
found a home.
352
00:10:57,732 --> 00:11:00,266
Damn it, you're transferring
your crying thing over to me.
353
00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:01,901
It's okay, buddy,
let it out.
354
00:11:03,103 --> 00:11:05,571
I gathered up
all the meaningful bills,
355
00:11:05,572 --> 00:11:08,905
pictures, documents, and memos
from your career.
356
00:11:08,976 --> 00:11:10,643
What do you think?
Is it okay?
357
00:11:10,644 --> 00:11:12,779
It is the most beautiful
object I have ever seen.
358
00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:15,413
It is like
the Ann Perkins of dresses.
359
00:11:15,414 --> 00:11:16,848
Yay.
360
00:11:16,849 --> 00:11:18,516
It is amazing.
361
00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:19,517
All set.
362
00:11:19,518 --> 00:11:21,787
Leslie, wow!
363
00:11:21,788 --> 00:11:22,954
You look amazing.
Right?
364
00:11:22,955 --> 00:11:25,090
- Oh, my God!
- What?
365
00:11:25,091 --> 00:11:26,624
I'm not supposed
to see you before the wedding.
366
00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:27,759
- No, that's the groom
- I ruined it!
367
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:28,994
Andy, that's the groom.
368
00:11:28,995 --> 00:11:31,028
Well, I saw him too.
369
00:11:31,029 --> 00:11:32,629
I'm just gonna cover my eyes,
just to be safe.
370
00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:34,598
Okay, so we're ready
out there.
371
00:11:34,599 --> 00:11:36,701
For your wedding
or whatever.
372
00:11:36,702 --> 00:11:38,569
Oh, my God,
the license, the rings,
373
00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:39,937
the officiant, everything?
374
00:11:39,938 --> 00:11:41,038
Yes, it all came together.
375
00:11:41,039 --> 00:11:43,273
Let's go.
376
00:11:53,283 --> 00:11:55,118
Boo, boo.
377
00:11:55,119 --> 00:11:56,720
Boo, Leslie Knope, boo.
378
00:11:56,721 --> 00:11:58,521
♪ Here comes the boo ♪
379
00:11:58,522 --> 00:12:00,957
♪ all dressed in boo ♪
380
00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,858
♪ boo, Leslie Knope ♪
381
00:12:02,859 --> 00:12:05,560
♪ boo, boo-oo-oo-oo ♪
382
00:12:05,561 --> 00:12:06,561
Boo!
383
00:12:06,562 --> 00:12:08,463
Dude, what are you doing?
384
00:12:08,464 --> 00:12:09,531
I'm being awesome.
385
00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:11,499
Boo, boo, Leslie, boo.
386
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,535
My friend, I don't think
you understand
387
00:12:13,536 --> 00:12:14,837
what a bad idea this is.
388
00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:16,304
I don't think you understand
389
00:12:16,305 --> 00:12:18,540
that I would have got a cut
of that new Paunch Burger
390
00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:20,808
if she hadn't
screwed everything up.
391
00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:22,176
So sorry, guys!
392
00:12:22,177 --> 00:12:23,711
This wedding is canceled,
393
00:12:23,712 --> 00:12:25,179
'cause the bride is
a b-hole.
394
00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:27,414
- Hey!
- Check this out.
395
00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:29,483
Stink bomb! Who knows
what that does?
396
00:12:29,484 --> 00:12:30,551
Oh!
397
00:12:32,054 --> 00:12:33,587
Stink bomb?
Are you joking?
398
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:34,855
Oh, my God!
399
00:12:34,856 --> 00:12:36,656
Where did you even get
a stink bomb?
400
00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:38,391
Amazon, baby, that's how.
401
00:12:38,392 --> 00:12:41,228
You are looking
at a prime customer, everybody.
402
00:12:41,229 --> 00:12:43,563
Two days free shipping
for this guy.
403
00:12:43,564 --> 00:12:46,199
Let's get this party started
with another one, gang!
404
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,034
No!
405
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,569
It's terrible!
406
00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:51,104
Jerry, you do the wedding.
Who cares?
407
00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:53,005
Come on, man,
just go home.
408
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,440
And who's gonna make me?
409
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,609
It's your wedding day.
410
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,677
I'll handle this.
411
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,246
Here comes the bride.
412
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,580
- Time to go, sir.
- No.
413
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,849
Hey, get off me,
what the hell, man?
414
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,918
- Don't you touch me.
- Oh.
415
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,820
I'll give you that one.
416
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,689
- But if you do it again--
- If I do what again?
417
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,258
What, kick your ass?
Is that what you like?
418
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,925
You want me to just pound--
419
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,226
Ooh!
420
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:16,460
Ow.
421
00:13:17,261 --> 00:13:19,794
Yay, best wedding ever.
422
00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:25,834
Ow.
423
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,334
You broke my tooth.
424
00:13:28,335 --> 00:13:30,236
Well, good thing you're
an orthodontist.
425
00:13:30,237 --> 00:13:31,504
Yeah, it is a good thing.
426
00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:33,138
You see my house?
427
00:13:33,139 --> 00:13:35,107
- Five bathrooms.
- Great.
428
00:13:35,108 --> 00:13:37,609
- I'm sorry, Leslie.
- For what?
429
00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:39,611
I've never presented a bride
on her wedding day,
430
00:13:39,612 --> 00:13:42,247
so I'm not 100% sure
of the duties involved,
431
00:13:42,248 --> 00:13:43,815
but I don't think you're
supposed to punch a man
432
00:13:43,816 --> 00:13:45,483
in the mouth
during the service.
433
00:13:45,484 --> 00:13:47,619
I think that's exactly
what you're supposed to do,
434
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,954
if that mouth is attached
to a drunk jerk-face.
435
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:52,189
Well, please,
don't worry about me.
436
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:54,692
- Just go and get married.
- No.
437
00:13:54,693 --> 00:13:56,527
- Leslie.
- Ron.
438
00:13:56,528 --> 00:13:57,928
Listen to me
very carefully.
439
00:13:57,929 --> 00:13:59,796
I lost my father
when I was ten,
440
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,365
I don't have any brothers,
441
00:14:01,366 --> 00:14:03,634
and Ken Burns
never wrote me back.
442
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,902
So I am not getting married
without you there
443
00:14:05,903 --> 00:14:07,704
to walk me down the aisle.
444
00:14:07,705 --> 00:14:10,540
End of discussion.
445
00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,377
Better get used
to this, honey.
446
00:14:14,378 --> 00:14:16,312
Gonna be a lot of late nights
for me here.
447
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,847
Graveyard shift.
448
00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:20,015
You coming to bring me coffee
while I interrogate murderers.
449
00:14:20,016 --> 00:14:21,317
You've had all night
450
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,719
to get something
out of him, Dwyer,
451
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,386
- we gotta let him go.
- Come on, Captain.
452
00:14:24,387 --> 00:14:26,054
I'm this close to getting
a confession.
453
00:14:26,055 --> 00:14:27,188
You're never gonna break him,
Dwyer.
454
00:14:27,189 --> 00:14:28,290
He's a psychopath.
455
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:29,491
He chopped off
both of his arms,
456
00:14:29,492 --> 00:14:31,059
so he wouldn't leave
any fingerprints.
457
00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:32,193
Oh, he did?
458
00:14:32,194 --> 00:14:33,495
Well, how did he murder
the person?
459
00:14:33,496 --> 00:14:34,763
- I don't know.
- Hey, Chief Fugleberg.
460
00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:36,798
It's me, Andy Dwyer,
pre-reporting for duty.
461
00:14:36,799 --> 00:14:38,667
Listen, about my new partner.
462
00:14:38,668 --> 00:14:40,401
Is it a dog?
463
00:14:40,402 --> 00:14:43,735
Oh, has Chris Traeger
not told you?
464
00:14:44,839 --> 00:14:46,039
Told me what?
465
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,709
Hey, Ron,
we posted bail.
466
00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,711
- You're free to go.
- Wait a minute, what?
467
00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:52,079
He punched me in the teeth.
468
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,281
This is an outrage.
469
00:14:53,282 --> 00:14:54,282
I think we have
a pretty clear picture
470
00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:55,348
of what went down.
471
00:14:55,349 --> 00:14:57,817
Sleep it off
in the cell, Councilman.
472
00:14:57,818 --> 00:14:59,452
Leslie, I'm so sorry.
473
00:14:59,453 --> 00:15:00,754
I think we missed it.
474
00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:02,889
The gala's over,
they're taking it all down.
475
00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:04,291
Yeah, it's okay.
476
00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:06,092
I mean, I guess it just
wasn't meant to be, after all.
477
00:15:06,093 --> 00:15:07,694
We'll get married in May
like we planned.
478
00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:08,928
You know what?
479
00:15:08,929 --> 00:15:10,963
I have some champagne,
back at the office.
480
00:15:10,964 --> 00:15:12,631
Let's go back there,
have a drink,
481
00:15:12,632 --> 00:15:13,865
toast to Pawnee Commons.
482
00:15:13,866 --> 00:15:15,734
Fun. That's a good idea.
483
00:15:15,735 --> 00:15:17,636
It'll be good,
'cause I actually have some work
484
00:15:17,637 --> 00:15:19,004
I need to get started on.
485
00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:22,073
I got five bathrooms.
486
00:15:22,674 --> 00:15:24,910
I love
the first floor of City Hall
487
00:15:24,911 --> 00:15:26,612
at night.
488
00:15:26,613 --> 00:15:28,879
When all the fluorescents
are half-off.
489
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,213
Just makes the informational
fliers look so beautiful.
490
00:15:32,384 --> 00:15:35,420
I've never willingly been here
later than 5:04 p.m.
491
00:15:35,421 --> 00:15:37,121
Before we go inside,
492
00:15:37,122 --> 00:15:40,090
I'd like to say something.
493
00:15:40,891 --> 00:15:43,227
You are a wonderful person.
494
00:15:43,228 --> 00:15:46,196
Your friendship
means a lot to me.
495
00:15:46,197 --> 00:15:48,432
And you look very beautiful.
496
00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:50,834
Okay, weirdo.
497
00:15:50,835 --> 00:15:53,837
Let's go.
498
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:57,240
Hoo, boy.
499
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,186
All set?
500
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,788
Mmhmm
501
00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:15,957
Jerry, everything I wrote
is wrong.
502
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,859
There's, like, 20 minutes
of Hitch quotes
503
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,494
before I even say
Leslie's name.
504
00:16:19,495 --> 00:16:20,895
What do I do?
505
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:21,963
You know what, Tom?
506
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:23,498
Just speak
from the heart, okay?
507
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:26,568
You'll do great.
508
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,302
We are gathered here tonight
509
00:16:28,303 --> 00:16:32,636
to join Leslie Knope
and Benjamin Wyatt in marriage.
510
00:16:33,608 --> 00:16:36,910
It's been a long and winding
road for these two lovebirds.
511
00:16:36,911 --> 00:16:40,080
And they're so impatient
to begin their lives together
512
00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:42,516
they've moved their wedding date
up three months.
513
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:45,252
So I say, let's keep it short
and sweet.
514
00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:47,153
Yes, just do it already.
515
00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:51,987
I assume, and hope,
you prepared your own vows?
516
00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:55,258
Ben, you want
to say some stuff about Leslie?
517
00:16:56,597 --> 00:16:58,330
In my time working
for the state government,
518
00:16:58,331 --> 00:17:01,601
my job sent me
to 46 cities
519
00:17:01,602 --> 00:17:03,235
in 11 years.
520
00:17:03,236 --> 00:17:06,569
I lived in villages
with eight people,
521
00:17:06,706 --> 00:17:09,974
rural farming communities,
college towns.
522
00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:12,977
I was sent
to every corner of Indiana.
523
00:17:12,978 --> 00:17:14,646
And then I came here.
524
00:17:14,647 --> 00:17:17,980
And I realized that,
this whole time,
525
00:17:18,217 --> 00:17:22,050
I was just wandering around,
everywhere,
526
00:17:23,087 --> 00:17:25,920
just looking for you.
527
00:17:27,058 --> 00:17:29,493
Leslie, do you want to say
some stuff about Ben now?
528
00:17:29,494 --> 00:17:32,563
Okay, well, the first draft
of my vows,
529
00:17:32,564 --> 00:17:34,565
which I wrote
the day after we got engaged,
530
00:17:34,566 --> 00:17:36,299
clocked in at around 70 pages.
531
00:17:37,668 --> 00:17:39,803
But I don't have them
with me today.
532
00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:42,672
Although maybe there's a copy
of them in my office.
533
00:17:43,173 --> 00:17:44,040
No.
534
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,107
That's fine, that's fine.
535
00:17:45,108 --> 00:17:46,709
- I think we can just keep going.
- Okay.
536
00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:50,079
Here's what I'll say, then.
537
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,547
The things
that you have done for me,
538
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:54,881
to help me,
support me,
539
00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:58,251
surprise me,
to make me happy,
540
00:17:58,755 --> 00:18:02,088
go above and beyond
what any person deserves.
541
00:18:02,925 --> 00:18:05,060
You're all I need.
542
00:18:05,061 --> 00:18:07,329
I love you
and I like you.
543
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,264
I love you and I like you.
544
00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:11,766
And now,
with the power vested in me
545
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,300
by the state of Indiana,
546
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,003
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
547
00:18:16,004 --> 00:18:17,905
You may now kiss the--
548
00:18:17,906 --> 00:18:18,940
well, oops, okay.
549
00:18:18,941 --> 00:18:20,441
- Yay!
- Whoo!
550
00:18:22,511 --> 00:18:25,445
Lagavulin all around?
551
00:18:25,446 --> 00:18:26,780
Don't bother answering.
552
00:18:26,781 --> 00:18:28,214
I am already pouring.
553
00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:31,084
- You don't have to drink yours.
- Thank you.
554
00:18:31,885 --> 00:18:34,087
Just this once,
555
00:18:34,088 --> 00:18:35,722
I thought
I nailed something.
556
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,924
Well, I'm still proud of you.
557
00:18:37,925 --> 00:18:40,693
You worked hard
and you got really close.
558
00:18:40,694 --> 00:18:43,529
Close only counts
in horse grenades.
559
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,063
- What?
- It's a saying.
560
00:18:45,064 --> 00:18:46,264
Because if you're
playing horseshoes,
561
00:18:46,265 --> 00:18:47,466
and then you throw
a grenade at a horse,
562
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:49,034
it doesn't have to be
that close,
563
00:18:49,035 --> 00:18:50,469
and you can still blow
the horse's legs off.
564
00:18:50,470 --> 00:18:52,137
It's from the movie
Seabiscuit.
565
00:18:52,138 --> 00:18:53,873
How's it going in here?
566
00:18:53,874 --> 00:18:57,207
Good. I was just telling Andy
that I'm proud of him.
567
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,309
Oh.
568
00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,978
And I was just explaining
to April
569
00:18:59,979 --> 00:19:01,045
that I'm a failure,
570
00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:03,280
and she should leave me
for Orin.
571
00:19:03,281 --> 00:19:06,614
Andy, this is
a very important moment for you.
572
00:19:07,386 --> 00:19:10,719
How we deal with tragedy
defines who we are.
573
00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:12,990
I used to be terrible at it.
574
00:19:12,991 --> 00:19:15,058
Beyond terrible.
575
00:19:15,059 --> 00:19:18,392
You are not going
to let this deflate you.
576
00:19:18,763 --> 00:19:20,697
You are going
to pick yourself up,
577
00:19:20,698 --> 00:19:22,165
dust yourself off,
578
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:25,499
and we will figure out
what the next step is.
579
00:19:27,971 --> 00:19:31,304
Chris can be very...
Paternal.
580
00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:33,943
I look around this room.
581
00:19:33,944 --> 00:19:35,778
If it weren't
for Leslie Knope,
582
00:19:36,179 --> 00:19:37,346
none of us would be here.
583
00:19:37,847 --> 00:19:39,248
So, Leslie, this song,
584
00:19:39,699 --> 00:19:41,800
which is
for Li'l Sebastian,
585
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,235
is for you.
586
00:19:46,188 --> 00:19:49,521
♪ Up in horsey heaven,
here's the thing ♪
587
00:19:52,361 --> 00:19:55,694
♪ you trade your legs
for angel's wings ♪
588
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:01,166
♪ and once we've all said
good-bye ♪
589
00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:07,605
♪ you take a running leap,
and you learn to fly ♪
590
00:20:10,478 --> 00:20:13,811
♪ Bye-bye,
Li'l Sebastian ♪
591
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,682
♪ miss you
in the saddest fashion... ♪
592
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,655
There were a lot of signs
593
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,155
that Ben and I
should get married tonight.
594
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,557
But, truth be told,
595
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,659
we just really wanted
to get married.
596
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,827
When you're in love,
597
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,662
everything seems
like a sign.
598
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,564
I love my husband.
599
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,966
I love my job.
600
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,734
And I love my friends.
601
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,068
Even though they really
can't handle their booze.
602
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,706
Hey, we should
just go, right?
603
00:20:43,374 --> 00:20:45,476
Careful.
604
00:20:45,977 --> 00:20:48,810
♪ Spread your wings and fly ♪
605
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:51,816
♪ spread your wings
and fly ♪
606
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,444
It's not rocket science.
607
00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:58,094
I removed the sconce...
608
00:20:58,095 --> 00:21:00,262
Fired up
my grandfather's torch,
609
00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:02,532
heated up the pieces
in a cast-iron bucket.
610
00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:04,499
Liquefied the metal.
611
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,968
Pour it into a mold.
612
00:21:05,969 --> 00:21:09,302
Obviously keep it over a low
flame to achieve a nice temper.
613
00:21:09,405 --> 00:21:11,373
Cooled it in antifreeze.
614
00:21:11,374 --> 00:21:14,210
And just forged
and shaped the rings.
615
00:21:14,211 --> 00:21:16,845
Any moron with a crucible,
an acetylene torch,
616
00:21:16,846 --> 00:21:19,547
and a cast-iron waffle maker
could have done the same.
617
00:21:19,548 --> 00:21:21,950
Whole thing only took me
about 20 minutes.
618
00:21:21,951 --> 00:21:24,385
People who buy things
are suckers.
619
00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:29,127
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