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This is the best night ever.
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I wish
we were getting married tonight.
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Let's just do it then.
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Leslie...
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Let's get married.
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Tonight.
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- Are we really doing this?
- I gue--
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Why not?
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The gala ends at 11:00.
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At 11:01, we get married.
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Okay... But, wait,
my mom isn't here.
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- And your parents aren't here.
- Good.
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Yeah, that makes it better.
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But we reserved a space
for May 16th.
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And we just ordered
200 white-chocolate top hats.
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- We did?
- You did, actually.
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It's under your name.
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Leslie, we can get married
May 16th,
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or June 1st,
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or July 57th.
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But doesn't it feel right,
today?
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Yeah, it does.
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Every time you say it,
it just feels more right.
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Oh, my God,
we're getting married tonight.
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- This is really great.
- Yeah.
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You're
either in or your out, buddy.
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It was my idea, I'm totally in.
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Wait, no. We can't--
this is our wedding day.
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This is very bad luck,
turn around.
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We can't look at each other!
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Well, you are aware that we've
seen each other several times today.
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We have two hours to do this.
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I want you
to get everyone together,
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and meet me at Ann's house
in ten minutes.
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Okay. Oh, wait,
before we get married,
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there is something we need
to discuss.
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I mean, we've never talked
about it,
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but I really want you
to take my last name.
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Oh! Oh.
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Okay. Really?
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Yeah, it's just
really important to me,
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symbolically,
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that Leslie Knope disappears
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and becomes Leslie Wyatt.
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Or Councilwoman Mrs. Ben Wyatt.
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That's fine too.
It's a deal breaker.
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- Wait, are you messing with me?
- Sorry, I had to give it a shot.
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- Ben, now go, run!
- Okay, okay.
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Wait.
Where do I go?
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Run!
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The falcon is entering!
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The turtledove acknowledges!
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Hey, where are you?
I'm-I'm here.
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Okay, let's go over the duties
right now.
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Ann, you're in charge of the dress
and the hair and the makeup.
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And I was thinking, like,
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the sensuality
of Eleanor Roosevelt
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combined with the animal
magnetism of Lesley Stahl.
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Piece of cake.
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Oh, we have
to get the wedding cake.
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I'll do that too.
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I'm perfectly calm.
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I feel like every crazy thing
Leslie's ever had me do
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has been, like a drill,
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and today is the real thing.
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I'm ready, because I had the
greatest teacher in the world.
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Leslie.
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Who is crazy.
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Also, we need rings
and marriage licenses.
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Oh, let me be on rings.
I love what they symbolize.
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- Great.
- And I can do the license.
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I got a guy
that works at City Hall.
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That guy's my wife.
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- Um, you also work there.
- Oh, yeah.
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Ron, I'm gonna need you
to walk me down the aisle.
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It would be an honor,
and the first time
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I won't regret
walking down the aisle.
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Oh, uh, yikes.
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- We need an officiant.
- I got this.
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You can become
an ordained minister online
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in, like, five minutes.
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Do you want more
like a Steve Harvey vibe
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or straight-up Seacrest?
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Nuh! Never mind.
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I'll combine 'em--
Steve-crest.
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Okay, and, um,
Jerry and Donna, I need you guys
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to just make sure
that the gala runs smoothly.
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Let's say that we're all gonna
meet back here in an hour.
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I love all of you.
One, two, three, break!
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Excuse me.
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We're looking
for a couple wedding rings.
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You're gonna wanna look through
the jewelry and nails tray.
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There is
some beautiful jewelry in here.
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But be careful.
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There's also nails.
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Oh! Oh, these aren't bad.
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Those are real nice.
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And they were nipple rings,
at one point.
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How do you know that?
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- Mm.
- They were yours.
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They were his.
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Let's go.
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Hey, it's pretty crazy,
I'm gonna be a cop tomorrow.
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I guess I better commit as many
crimes as possible tonight.
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Get it out of my system.
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Ooh, found
the marriage licenses.
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And I am going
to take all of them.
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I don't want anyone else
in this town to get married,
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because it makes it
less special for us.
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Good call, babe.
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- Let's roll.
- Okay.
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I'm good!
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It's not finished.
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Why didn't
the seamstress finish it?
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If you're not gonna finish
something three months early,
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then don't accept the job.
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There's got
to be something we can do.
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This wedding is meant to be.
We're gonna figure it out.
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Now how did Cinderella
finish her dress so fast?
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- Squirrels and birds.
- Mm.
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- That's not very helpful.
- No.
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- Hey, we got it!
- We got it.
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Marriage license--done.
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Wait a minute, hold on.
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It needs to be signed by somebody
at the City Clerk's Office.
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I'll just forge it.
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I forge government documents
all the time.
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- That's true.
- Boom.
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No.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So we didn't find any rings.
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Yeah, we're having
a few roadblocks here.
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Kind of feels like this thing
is falling apart.
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Don't panic.
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I swear there's some rings
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in this old box of stuff
my mom gave me.
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Still here
at April and Andy's house.
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Want to come help me look?
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Okay, Ann, dress duty.
April and Andy, license duty.
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No time for verbs.
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I know you're
in a rush, Leslie.
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I should point out
that you said "duty" twice.
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Okay.
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Aw, shucks,
business is a-boomin'.
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Indiana celebrity look-alikes.
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I mean, this is
a brilliant idea, Donna.
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All my favorites are here.
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We got Orville Redenbacher,
La Toya Jackson,
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Axl Rose, David Letterman.
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Look, don't tell anyone,
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but I booked
a special surprise.
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There's a Li'l Sebastian
look-alike on the way-- what?
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What? Oh, my G--
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Oh! Oh.
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Did you just pee your pants?
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Just a dab.
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I better go clean up.
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You nasty, Jerry.
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Third time this week.
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- Oh, what the hell!
- What's wrong?
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"Your Minister Certification
will be emailed to you in 24 hours."
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Uhh!
But this is America.
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I want it now!
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Sorry, Tom,
that's what happens.
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I had all these great bits
written for the wedding too.
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I was gonna beatbox.
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There's a dance breakdown.
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I'm talking, like,
six guaranteed applause breaks.
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Uh, you know,
I am actually ordained.
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I could do the wedding.
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That's the worst idea
I've ever heard.
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Yeah, you're right, okay.
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Wait! What if
you do the ceremony,
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but you don't have
any stupid ideas of your own,
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and you just say the stuff
that I came up with?
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Anything to help Leslie.
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Perfect.
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Now shut up
and start memorizing.
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We open
with Will Smith's monologue
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from the modern
cinematic classic...
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Hitch.
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Turtledove?
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Falcon?
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- Turtledove.
- Falcon?
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- Turtledove.
- There's your butt.
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Hey.
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Did you find the rings?
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No rings,
just a tennis bracelet
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and a necklace
that says "Wine Chick."
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No rings, no license, no dress.
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This idea felt so right,
but maybe it's just too crazy.
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Maybe it wasn't meant to be.
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Hey, it's snowing.
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- It's him.
- What?
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Who? I can't see.
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I don't understand,
this is impossible.
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Wh--
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Whoa.
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Li'l Sebastian?
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No, no, sorry.
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Actually, this is Bucky.
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He's a, uh, licensed
Li'l Sebastian impersonator.
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We're headed to the gala,
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so folks can pose
for pictures with him.
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200 a pop,
if you're interested.
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Quiet, you.
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This is Li'l Sebastian,
and this is a sign.
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We're gonna do this.
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We are gonna pull
this wedding off.
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- Come on, Bucky.
- Li'l Sebastian.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Oh my God, we're running out of time.
Ann, please,
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tell me that you have sewn
a new dress from scratch.
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Or several dresses, 'cause
I would love some options.
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I have an idea,
and it might be insane,
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but I've been watching a lot
Project Runway recently...
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In the past eight years.
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Okay, great, so I trust you,
and make it work.
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No time
to do the Tim Gunn voice.
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Wait, what am I talking about?
There's always time.
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Designers, make it work.
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Ann, you have less than an hour.
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Miss Beavers, this is
official police business.
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I hope we didn't wake you up.
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It's after 10:00.
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I've been asleep for four hours.
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- What do you want?
- We need you to sign this.
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It's a marriage license.
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Ethel? Is it robbers?
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No, go back to bed.
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Aww, is that your husband?
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I'm not married.
I was on a date tonight.
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It went well,
he's sleeping over.
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Cool.
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It'd really mean a lot
if you sign it.
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It's for Leslie Knope
and Ben Wyatt.
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I think you know them?
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They dragged me out
in the freezing cold once,
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so they could tell each other
"I love you."
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It was annoying.
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Oh, thank you so much!
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You have got an amazing house
and a really cool nightgown
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and seem
to be super good at dating.
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Yeah, so can we adopt you
as our grandma?
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- Fine.
- Cool!
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We love you, Grandma!
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I guess we could go
to a pharmacy,
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but I really don't want to use
like a cheap plastic ring.
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I hate to say this,
but Ann Perkins
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has terrible taste in rings.
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What--what is this?
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It's a toe ring
with a brown gemstone?
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Is this a ruby that's gone bad?
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I am out of ideas.
256
00:08:15,423 --> 00:08:16,333
Jewelry store.
257
00:08:16,346 --> 00:08:18,746
No, that's closed,
that's why we're doing this.
258
00:08:18,806 --> 00:08:20,451
Perhaps I can be of service.
259
00:08:20,502 --> 00:08:21,265
How?
260
00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:23,171
How much do you think
Ann would miss this sconce?
261
00:08:23,219 --> 00:08:25,419
Oh, I don't know.
It's part of her house.
262
00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:29,421
Well, okay.
263
00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:32,347
"When I heard Ben
was getting married, I was like,
264
00:08:32,382 --> 00:08:34,627
'to Leslie
or to Game of Thrones'?"
265
00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:36,891
Ugh, horrible delivery.
266
00:08:36,923 --> 00:08:39,468
"You ever heard Leslie talk
about Ben's butt?
267
00:08:39,588 --> 00:08:41,583
"I'm all like, 'damn, girl,
268
00:08:41,613 --> 00:08:43,375
you mad sweet
on that back meat.'"
269
00:08:43,413 --> 00:08:44,845
You're murdering
my beautiful words!
270
00:08:44,863 --> 00:08:46,483
Do you even want
to kill at this wedding?
271
00:08:46,513 --> 00:08:48,346
I just want Leslie and Ben
to have a nice night.
272
00:08:48,384 --> 00:08:50,547
- I'm sorry. I--
- No, no.
273
00:08:50,584 --> 00:08:51,947
It's my fault
for believing in you.
274
00:08:51,971 --> 00:08:52,927
Well, look,
275
00:08:52,952 --> 00:08:54,286
um, to be official,
276
00:08:54,338 --> 00:08:56,185
I just have to do the vows
and the pronouncement.
277
00:08:56,210 --> 00:08:57,967
So why don't you handle
the speech,
278
00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,813
and then I'll just come
in at the end?
279
00:08:59,864 --> 00:09:01,832
Well, I'm not crazy
about the part
280
00:09:01,839 --> 00:09:03,069
where you do something.
281
00:09:03,087 --> 00:09:06,592
But, I do like the idea
me doing something.
282
00:09:07,322 --> 00:09:08,613
Let's give it a shot.
283
00:09:08,868 --> 00:09:10,150
Hello, everyone.
284
00:09:10,181 --> 00:09:11,227
Got some bad news.
285
00:09:11,265 --> 00:09:13,033
The gala ends at 11:00.
286
00:09:13,058 --> 00:09:14,391
The good news is,
287
00:09:14,404 --> 00:09:18,614
at 11:01, we'll be holding
a special wedding ceremony.
288
00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:20,245
Everyone is invited to stay.
289
00:09:20,278 --> 00:09:23,134
All the drinks and the food
will be on us.
290
00:09:26,939 --> 00:09:28,271
Hey, everything going okay?
291
00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:31,674
Everything would be peachy if it weren't
for that dumbass with a megaphone.
292
00:09:31,725 --> 00:09:34,225
No one wants a park here.
293
00:09:34,298 --> 00:09:36,811
Parks are stu-pid.
294
00:09:36,922 --> 00:09:38,590
Hey, butter-teeth,
what's up?
295
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,307
I can fix those chompers
for you.
296
00:09:40,319 --> 00:09:41,857
Just come to Jamm Orthodontics.
297
00:09:41,883 --> 00:09:43,463
Councilman Jamm,
what are you doing here?
298
00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:47,257
What are you doing here?
Parks are stu-pid.
299
00:09:47,276 --> 00:09:48,426
Hey, enough.
300
00:09:48,446 --> 00:09:49,798
You better give me back
that megaphone.
301
00:09:49,816 --> 00:09:51,267
That belongs to my aunt.
302
00:09:51,295 --> 00:09:52,764
Why don't I call you a cab?
303
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,194
Mm. No,
this isn't over, Knope.
304
00:09:55,232 --> 00:09:57,466
It is over.
I won fair and square.
305
00:09:57,561 --> 00:09:58,829
And, in a half an hour,
306
00:09:58,911 --> 00:10:00,624
I am getting married over there
307
00:10:00,636 --> 00:10:02,163
to the most perfect man
in the world.
308
00:10:02,195 --> 00:10:03,613
And all my dreams
are coming true.
309
00:10:03,675 --> 00:10:05,460
Knope rules, Jamm sucks.
310
00:10:05,497 --> 00:10:07,164
Knope rules, Jamm sucks.
311
00:10:07,198 --> 00:10:09,317
Knope rules, Ja--
Councilman Howser.
312
00:10:09,339 --> 00:10:12,106
Leslie. Jeremy.
313
00:10:12,769 --> 00:10:15,466
You better make sure my aunt
gets her megaphone back.
314
00:10:15,703 --> 00:10:17,431
Okay, did I--
did I do it right?
315
00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:18,987
- How's it look?
- Terrible.
316
00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:20,922
And perfect.
317
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:24,262
I promised myself
I was not going to cry tonight.
318
00:10:24,293 --> 00:10:26,696
And I have already broken
that promise five times.
319
00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:30,122
But I will not...
break it a sixth.
320
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:31,948
Go ahead and let it out, buddy.
321
00:10:31,969 --> 00:10:33,656
It's okay.
322
00:10:33,944 --> 00:10:36,223
- I have something for you.
- All right.
323
00:10:36,753 --> 00:10:39,387
It is the letter
from the statehouse...
324
00:10:39,881 --> 00:10:42,034
Telling us that we have been
assigned to Pawnee.
325
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,643
Dated may 1st, 2010.
326
00:10:43,656 --> 00:10:44,368
No way.
327
00:10:44,399 --> 00:10:46,528
We were supposed
to be here eight weeks.
328
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,946
I'm so happy
that those eight weeks
329
00:10:49,002 --> 00:10:50,746
turned into three years,
330
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,579
and that you met Leslie,
331
00:10:52,612 --> 00:10:55,945
and that we both found a home.
332
00:10:56,719 --> 00:10:59,253
Damn it, you're transferring
your crying thing over to me.
333
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,926
It's okay, buddy, let it out.
334
00:11:02,222 --> 00:11:04,571
I gathered up
all the meaningful bills,
335
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,930
pictures, documents, and memos
from your career.
336
00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:09,626
What do you think?
Is it okay?
337
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,804
It is the most beautiful
object I have ever seen.
338
00:11:11,835 --> 00:11:14,468
It is like
the Ann Perkins of dresses.
339
00:11:14,563 --> 00:11:15,710
Yay.
340
00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,104
It is amazing.
341
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,454
All set.
342
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,603
Leslie, wow!
343
00:11:20,628 --> 00:11:21,794
- You look amazing.
- Right?
344
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:24,109
- Oh, my God!
- What?
345
00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:25,860
I'm not supposed
to see you before the wedding.
346
00:11:25,899 --> 00:11:27,212
- No, that's the groom
- I ruined it!
347
00:11:27,237 --> 00:11:28,471
Andy, that's the groom.
348
00:11:28,507 --> 00:11:29,973
Well, I saw him too.
349
00:11:30,011 --> 00:11:31,734
I'm just gonna cover my eyes,
just to be safe.
350
00:11:31,779 --> 00:11:33,585
Okay, so we're ready out there.
351
00:11:33,624 --> 00:11:35,726
For your wedding or whatever.
352
00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:37,544
Oh, my God,
the license, the rings,
353
00:11:37,576 --> 00:11:38,649
the officiant, everything?
354
00:11:38,661 --> 00:11:40,356
Yes, it all came together.
355
00:11:40,614 --> 00:11:42,180
Let's go.
356
00:11:52,033 --> 00:11:53,597
Boo, boo.
357
00:11:53,616 --> 00:11:55,616
Boo, Leslie Knope, boo.
358
00:11:55,746 --> 00:11:57,723
♪ Here comes the boo ♪
359
00:11:57,903 --> 00:12:00,128
♪ All dressed in boo ♪
360
00:12:00,164 --> 00:12:01,736
♪ Boo, Leslie Knope ♪
361
00:12:01,815 --> 00:12:04,516
♪ Boo, boo-oo-oo-oo ♪
362
00:12:04,785 --> 00:12:05,654
Boo!
363
00:12:05,685 --> 00:12:07,203
Dude, what are you doing?
364
00:12:07,239 --> 00:12:08,487
I'm being awesome.
365
00:12:08,557 --> 00:12:10,524
Boo, boo, Leslie, boo.
366
00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:12,410
My friend, I don't think
you understand
367
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,846
what a bad idea this is.
368
00:12:13,912 --> 00:12:15,315
I don't think you understand
369
00:12:15,349 --> 00:12:17,750
that I would have got a cut
of that new Paunch Burger
370
00:12:17,781 --> 00:12:20,048
if she hadn't
screwed everything up.
371
00:12:20,096 --> 00:12:21,270
So sorry, guys!
372
00:12:21,288 --> 00:12:22,525
This wedding is canceled,
373
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,264
'cause the bride is
a b-hole.
374
00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:26,208
- Hey!
- Check this out.
375
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,508
Stink bomb! Who knows
what that does?
376
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,607
Oh!
377
00:12:30,773 --> 00:12:32,581
Stink bomb?
Are you joking?
378
00:12:32,807 --> 00:12:33,801
Oh, my God!
379
00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,463
Where did you even get
a stink bomb?
380
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,483
Amazon, baby, that's how.
381
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,191
You are looking
at a prime customer, everybody.
382
00:12:40,222 --> 00:12:42,556
Two days free shipping
for this guy.
383
00:12:42,589 --> 00:12:45,420
Let's get this party started
with another one, gang!
384
00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:46,944
No!
385
00:12:47,759 --> 00:12:50,059
It's terrible! Jerry, you do the wedding.
Who cares?
386
00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:51,875
Come on, man, just go home.
387
00:12:51,881 --> 00:12:53,546
And who's gonna make me?
388
00:12:53,953 --> 00:12:55,699
It's your wedding day.
389
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,222
I'll handle this.
390
00:12:57,297 --> 00:12:59,110
Here comes the bride.
391
00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:00,838
- Time to go, sir.
- No.
392
00:13:00,992 --> 00:13:02,851
Hey, get off me,
what the hell, man?
393
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,943
- Don't you touch me.
- Oh.
394
00:13:04,969 --> 00:13:06,827
I'll give you that one.
395
00:13:06,902 --> 00:13:09,321
- But if you do it again--
- If I do what again?
396
00:13:09,339 --> 00:13:11,240
What, kick your ass?
Is that what you like?
397
00:13:11,284 --> 00:13:12,831
You want me to just pound--
398
00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:14,004
Ooh!
399
00:13:14,016 --> 00:13:15,249
Ow.
400
00:13:16,585 --> 00:13:19,118
Yay, best wedding ever.
401
00:13:22,785 --> 00:13:24,086
Ow.
402
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:26,805
You broke my tooth.
403
00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:28,413
Well, good thing you're
an orthodontist.
404
00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:29,901
Yeah, it is a good thing.
405
00:13:29,926 --> 00:13:31,559
You see my house?
406
00:13:31,785 --> 00:13:33,516
- Five bathrooms.
- Great.
407
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,593
- I'm sorry, Leslie.
- For what?
408
00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:37,873
I've never presented a bride
on her wedding day,
409
00:13:37,908 --> 00:13:40,514
so I'm not 100% sure
of the duties involved,
410
00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:42,171
but I don't think you're
supposed to punch a man
411
00:13:42,195 --> 00:13:43,784
in the mouth
during the service.
412
00:13:43,811 --> 00:13:45,699
I think that's exactly
what you're supposed to do,
413
00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:48,491
if that mouth is attached
to a drunk jerk-face.
414
00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:50,627
Well, please,
don't worry about me.
415
00:13:50,661 --> 00:13:52,911
- Just go and get married.
- No.
416
00:13:53,145 --> 00:13:54,979
- Leslie.
- Ron.
417
00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:56,399
Listen to me very carefully.
418
00:13:56,412 --> 00:13:58,279
I lost my father
when I was ten,
419
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,789
I don't have any brothers,
420
00:13:59,837 --> 00:14:02,105
and Ken Burns
never wrote me back.
421
00:14:02,393 --> 00:14:05,484
So I am not getting married without
you there to walk me down the aisle.
422
00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:08,126
End of discussion.
423
00:14:11,365 --> 00:14:12,646
Better get used to this, honey.
424
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,716
Gonna be a lot of late nights
for me here.
425
00:14:14,784 --> 00:14:15,929
Graveyard shift.
426
00:14:15,947 --> 00:14:18,592
You coming to bring me coffee
while I interrogate murderers.
427
00:14:18,631 --> 00:14:19,681
You've had all night
428
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,121
to get something
out of him, Dwyer,
429
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,737
- we gotta let him go.
- Come on, Captain.
430
00:14:22,768 --> 00:14:24,316
I'm this close to getting
a confession.
431
00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:25,526
You're never gonna break him,
Dwyer.
432
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,509
He's a psychopath.
433
00:14:26,518 --> 00:14:27,855
He chopped off
both of his arms,
434
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,054
so he wouldn't leave
any fingerprints.
435
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,218
Oh, he did?
436
00:14:30,258 --> 00:14:31,639
Well, how did he murder
the person?
437
00:14:31,651 --> 00:14:32,918
- I don't know.
- Hey, Chief Fugleberg.
438
00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,975
It's me, Andy Dwyer,
pre-reporting for duty.
439
00:14:35,032 --> 00:14:36,984
Listen, about my new partner.
440
00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:38,545
Is it a dog?
441
00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:42,056
Oh, has Chris Traeger
not told you?
442
00:14:43,085 --> 00:14:44,285
Told me what?
443
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,963
Hey, Ron, we posted bail.
444
00:14:46,999 --> 00:14:49,000
- You're free to go.
- Wait a minute, what?
445
00:14:49,027 --> 00:14:50,228
He punched me in the teeth.
446
00:14:50,259 --> 00:14:51,378
This is an outrage.
447
00:14:51,402 --> 00:14:53,752
I think we have a pretty clear
picture of what went down.
448
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:56,081
Sleep it off
in the cell, Councilman.
449
00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:57,880
Leslie, I'm so sorry.
450
00:14:57,923 --> 00:14:59,094
I think we missed it.
451
00:14:59,113 --> 00:15:01,247
The gala's over,
they're taking it all down.
452
00:15:01,272 --> 00:15:02,377
Yeah, it's okay.
453
00:15:02,395 --> 00:15:04,356
I mean, I guess it just
wasn't meant to be, after all.
454
00:15:04,382 --> 00:15:06,098
We'll get married in May
like we planned.
455
00:15:06,134 --> 00:15:06,898
You know what?
456
00:15:06,929 --> 00:15:09,131
I have some champagne,
back at the office.
457
00:15:09,149 --> 00:15:10,996
Let's go back there,
have a drink,
458
00:15:11,015 --> 00:15:12,301
toast to Pawnee Commons.
459
00:15:12,337 --> 00:15:14,205
Fun. That's a good idea.
460
00:15:14,218 --> 00:15:15,712
It'll be good,
'cause I actually have some work
461
00:15:15,752 --> 00:15:17,119
I need to get started on.
462
00:15:18,264 --> 00:15:20,231
I got five bathrooms.
463
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:24,301
I love the first floor
of City Hall at night.
464
00:15:24,802 --> 00:15:27,208
When all the fluorescents
are half-off.
465
00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:30,415
Just makes the informational
fliers look so beautiful.
466
00:15:30,511 --> 00:15:33,742
I've never willingly been here
later than 5:04 p.m.
467
00:15:34,473 --> 00:15:35,842
Before we go inside,
468
00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:38,286
I'd like to say something.
469
00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:41,466
You are a wonderful person.
470
00:15:41,704 --> 00:15:44,155
Your friendship
means a lot to me.
471
00:15:44,668 --> 00:15:46,903
And you look very beautiful.
472
00:15:47,492 --> 00:15:49,100
Okay, weirdo.
473
00:15:49,306 --> 00:15:51,062
Let's go.
474
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,798
Hoo, boy.
475
00:16:08,357 --> 00:16:09,657
All set?
476
00:16:09,714 --> 00:16:11,102
Mmhmm ♪
♪
477
00:16:11,941 --> 00:16:14,313
Jerry, everything I wrote
is wrong.
478
00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:16,242
There's, like, 20 minutes
of Hitch quotes
479
00:16:16,256 --> 00:16:17,890
before I even say
Leslie's name.
480
00:16:18,084 --> 00:16:19,129
What do I do?
481
00:16:19,155 --> 00:16:20,079
You know what, Tom?
482
00:16:20,098 --> 00:16:21,849
Just speak
from the heart, okay?
483
00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:23,379
You'll do great.
484
00:16:25,127 --> 00:16:26,860
We are gathered here tonight
485
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:31,455
to join Leslie Knope
and Benjamin Wyatt in marriage.
486
00:16:31,604 --> 00:16:35,127
It's been a long and winding
road for these two lovebirds.
487
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,331
And they're so impatient
to begin their lives together
488
00:16:38,351 --> 00:16:40,786
they've moved their wedding date
up three months.
489
00:16:40,988 --> 00:16:43,440
So I say, let's keep it short
and sweet.
490
00:16:43,552 --> 00:16:45,452
Yes, just do it already.
491
00:16:46,349 --> 00:16:50,482
I assume, and hope,
you prepared your own vows?
492
00:16:50,839 --> 00:16:53,672
Ben, you want
to say some stuff about Leslie?
493
00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:56,781
In my time working
for the state government,
494
00:16:56,889 --> 00:16:59,617
my job sent me to 46 cities
495
00:16:59,672 --> 00:17:01,305
in 11 years.
496
00:17:01,707 --> 00:17:05,040
I lived in villages
with eight people,
497
00:17:05,177 --> 00:17:07,813
rural farming communities,
college towns.
498
00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:10,841
I was sent
to every corner of Indiana.
499
00:17:11,223 --> 00:17:12,891
And then I came here.
500
00:17:12,924 --> 00:17:16,621
And I realized that,
this whole time,
501
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:21,020
I was just wandering around,
everywhere,
502
00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:23,451
just looking for you.
503
00:17:25,529 --> 00:17:27,867
Leslie, do you want to say
some stuff about Ben now?
504
00:17:27,902 --> 00:17:30,701
Okay, well, the first draft
of my vows,
505
00:17:30,725 --> 00:17:32,896
which I wrote
the day after we got engaged,
506
00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:34,730
clocked in at around 70 pages.
507
00:17:36,082 --> 00:17:38,113
But I don't have them
with me today.
508
00:17:39,138 --> 00:17:41,034
Although maybe there's a copy
of them in my office.
509
00:17:41,056 --> 00:17:42,304
No.
510
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,260
That's fine, that's fine.
511
00:17:43,284 --> 00:17:45,008
- I think we can just keep going.
- Okay.
512
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,984
Here's what I'll say, then.
513
00:17:48,182 --> 00:17:49,976
The things
that you have done for me,
514
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,280
to help me, support me,
515
00:17:53,545 --> 00:17:56,605
surprise me, to make me happy,
516
00:17:57,176 --> 00:18:00,509
go above and beyond
what any person deserves.
517
00:18:01,395 --> 00:18:03,090
You're all I need.
518
00:18:03,425 --> 00:18:05,693
I love you and I like you.
519
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:07,651
I love you and I like you.
520
00:18:08,692 --> 00:18:11,672
And now, with the power vested in me
by the state of Indiana,
521
00:18:11,697 --> 00:18:14,616
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
522
00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:16,410
You may now kiss the--
523
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:17,467
well, oops, okay.
524
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,987
- Yay!
- Whoo!
525
00:18:21,837 --> 00:18:23,800
Lagavulin all around?
526
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,399
Don't bother answering.
I am already pouring.
527
00:18:26,686 --> 00:18:29,555
- You don't have to drink yours.
- Thank you.
528
00:18:30,356 --> 00:18:32,219
Just this once,
529
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,205
I thought I nailed something.
530
00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:36,248
Well, I'm still proud of you.
531
00:18:36,259 --> 00:18:38,745
You worked hard
and you got really close.
532
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,767
Close only counts
in horse grenades.
533
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:42,974
- What?
- It's a saying.
534
00:18:42,992 --> 00:18:44,307
Because if you're
playing horseshoes,
535
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,895
and then you throw
a grenade at a horse,
536
00:18:45,938 --> 00:18:47,118
it doesn't have to be
that close,
537
00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:48,815
and you can still blow
the horse's legs off.
538
00:18:48,846 --> 00:18:50,830
It's from the movie Seabiscuit.
539
00:18:50,849 --> 00:18:52,286
How's it going in here?
540
00:18:52,345 --> 00:18:55,493
Good. I was just telling Andy
that I'm proud of him.
541
00:18:55,507 --> 00:18:56,430
Oh.
542
00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:58,014
And I was just explaining
to April
543
00:18:58,026 --> 00:18:59,277
that I'm a failure,
544
00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:01,532
and she should leave me
for Orin.
545
00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:05,755
Andy, this is
a very important moment for you.
546
00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:09,188
How we deal with tragedy
defines who we are.
547
00:19:09,684 --> 00:19:11,385
I used to be terrible at it.
548
00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:13,256
Beyond terrible.
549
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,996
You are not going
to let this deflate you.
550
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:19,067
You are going
to pick yourself up,
551
00:19:19,169 --> 00:19:20,636
dust yourself off,
552
00:19:20,699 --> 00:19:24,032
and we will figure out
what the next step is.
553
00:19:26,192 --> 00:19:29,758
Chris can be very...
Paternal.
554
00:19:30,779 --> 00:19:32,414
I look around this room.
555
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,405
If it weren't for Leslie Knope,
556
00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,106
none of us would be here.
557
00:19:36,355 --> 00:19:38,105
So, Leslie, this song,
558
00:19:38,332 --> 00:19:40,118
which is for Li'l Sebastian,
559
00:19:40,272 --> 00:19:41,706
is for you.
560
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:48,222
♪ Up in horsey heaven,
here's the thing ♪
561
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:54,685
♪ You trade your legs
for angel's wings ♪
562
00:19:56,272 --> 00:20:01,199
♪ And once we've all said
good-bye ♪
563
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:08,576
♪ You take a running leap,
and you learn to fly ♪
564
00:20:08,755 --> 00:20:13,298
♪ Bye-bye,
Li'l Sebastian ♪
565
00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:19,843
♪ Miss you
in the saddest fashion... ♪
566
00:20:19,883 --> 00:20:22,265
There were a lot of signs that Ben
and I should get married tonight.
567
00:20:22,302 --> 00:20:23,539
But, truth be told,
568
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,671
we just really wanted
to get married.
569
00:20:25,981 --> 00:20:27,237
When you're in love,
570
00:20:27,261 --> 00:20:29,095
everything seems like a sign.
571
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,890
I love my husband.
572
00:20:31,036 --> 00:20:32,437
I love my job.
573
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,967
And I love my friends.
574
00:20:34,093 --> 00:20:37,426
Even though they really
can't handle their booze.
575
00:20:38,084 --> 00:20:40,098
Hey, we should just go, right?
576
00:20:41,832 --> 00:20:43,095
Careful.
577
00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:47,281
♪ Spread your wings and fly ♪
578
00:20:47,651 --> 00:20:50,287
♪ Spread your wings and fly ♪
579
00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:53,448
It's not rocket science.
580
00:20:54,072 --> 00:20:56,121
I removed the sconce...
581
00:20:56,147 --> 00:20:58,314
Fired up
my grandfather's torch,
582
00:20:58,522 --> 00:21:00,888
heated up the pieces
in a cast-iron bucket.
583
00:21:01,066 --> 00:21:02,312
Liquefied the metal.
584
00:21:02,343 --> 00:21:03,811
Pour it into a mold.
585
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:07,229
Obviously keep it over a low
flame to achieve a nice temper.
586
00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:09,162
Cooled it in antifreeze.
587
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:12,004
And just forged
and shaped the rings.
588
00:21:12,163 --> 00:21:14,620
Any moron with a crucible,
an acetylene torch,
589
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,234
and a cast-iron waffle maker
could have done the same.
590
00:21:17,288 --> 00:21:19,690
Whole thing only took me
about 20 minutes.
591
00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,494
People who buy things
are suckers.
592
00:21:22,627 --> 00:21:27,627
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