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Sometimes I get up in
the middle of the night,

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and just... walk around the house

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for hours.

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You're gettin' old.

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The older we get, the less we sleep.

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I sleep 45 minutes a night now, tops.

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Ser... seriously, Marty?

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You... you only sleep
for 45 minutes a night?

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Tops.

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And how long do you spend in the steam?

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I try to get anywhere
between eight and ten hours.

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I'm gonna get a smoothie.

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You know, Marty, I'm realizing,
I don't know much about you.

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It seems like all our exchanges are limited

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to you telling me to
shut the steam room door.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Well... have a great day.

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I've worked the same job,

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lived in the same house,
and ate the same breakfast

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every day for the past 50 years.

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The... the same breakfast?

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Corned beef hash and eggs.

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And I've worn the same
shirt every damn day...

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a solid Oxford button-down.

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And I never set one
foot outside of Chatswin.

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You're kidding.

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I'm not a kidder.

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Y... wh... why not?

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Oh, my parents never joked.

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No, no. Why didn't you ever leave Chatswin?

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Didn't you... I don't know,
ever want to travel or...

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Of course I did,

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but I had to wait for
the right time, George.

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I've got 3,000 vacation days saved up

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and a closet full of non-Oxfords.

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Prints, plaids, Hawaiians...

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some real whimsical (Bleep).

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This time next year,

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I'll be exploring the great wide open.

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That... that sounds great, Marty.

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Yep.

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The best years of my life are ahead of me.

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There's nothing you coulda done, buddy.

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Marty is schvitzing in the
big steam room in the sky now.

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George wasn't the only one

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who had blindsided.

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I can't believe Ryan lied... to me.

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And you're just as guilty.

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You let me believe that
he was at an away game

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instead of...

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wherever he was.

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Tessa, when you first
started dating my brother,

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you put me in a very awkward place.

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You think you know somebody.
You wear their letterman jacket.

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You put your tongue on top of their tongue

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and you move it around,

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only to find out that they are a lying liar

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who lies their lies directly to your face.

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Look, I know how you feel.

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I experienced the same sense of betrayal

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when I found out the real deal
about high fructose corn syrup.

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I mean, sugar is sugar.

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Am I right?

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Javier!

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Is that what I think it is?

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If you think it's chocolate cake, then yes.

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Otherwise, no.

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I specifically asked for no chocolate cake.

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Marty hated chocolate cake.

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He did? I thought he loved chocolate cake.

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Well, hold on.

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Now you've got me second-guessing myself.

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Did he love chocolate cake?

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You know what? Now I'm backpedaling.

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I love chocolate cake.

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Maybe I just assumed Marty did, too.

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Well, it's not like we can ask him.

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Maybe I should just take the cake home

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and enjoy it with my family.

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No. I think we both know he
wouldn't have wanted that.

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Why don't we just set it right...

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Oh, hash and eggs.

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Hey. What's that buddy?

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Oh, nothing.

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It's just, we should have
had corned beef hash and eggs.

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It was Marty's favorite.

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It was? I didn't know that.

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Sometimes you don't know people
as well as you think you do.

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Tessa.

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You're not allowed in here
unless you have a penis.

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Then what's your excuse?

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Burn.

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Shut up, Jason.

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You pee sitting down like a girl.

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I'm pooing, you idiot.

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It doesn't sound like you're pooing to me.

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'Cause I'm on antibiotics.

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Okay, maybe this isn't the best place

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- to get into this. Oh, hold on.
- Hold on. Tessa, wait. Wait.

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Tessa, wait. Just let me explain.

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I'm sorry I lied about where I was,

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but it's not my fault.

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I'm being pursued.

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Oh, let me guess. Some stupid cheerleader

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or that foreign exchange
student with the braless perkies?

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What? No, Tessa.

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I'm not being pursued by girls.

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Well, I am, but that's
not what I was off doing.

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I'm being pursued by colleges

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for football.

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Oh. 

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I mean...

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Oh!

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That's great.

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Why did you lie to me about that?

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I wasn't sure how you'd
feel about me going away.

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Well, give me some credit, Ryan.

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So how do you feel?

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I feel great about it.

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I mean, I'm... I'm fine with it.

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Of course you're going
away. I'm going away, too.

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That's what kids do.

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They go away to college, right?

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Ryan had obviously

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been thinking about his future without me.

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Maybe it was time I started preparing

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for a future without him.

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You guys,

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can you guys seriously shut up?

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I'm, like, seriously about
to get started, you guys.

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Marty's dead.

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♪ isn't it rich? ♪

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♪ isn't it it great? ♪

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♪ Are we a pair? ♪

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♪ Isn't it rich? ♪

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♪ Me here at last on the ground ♪

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♪ you in midair ♪
♪ Marty in midair ♪

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- Psst. George.
- Hmm?

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How do you like my tribute acrylics?

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♪ bring in the clowns ♪

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♪ they're already here ♪
♪ don't bother ♪

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♪ here ♪

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Okay!

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Okay.

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Thank you. Thank you, uh, Dalia, for...

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a beautiful rendition of a song that I...

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I think Marty would've
wanted you to stop singing.

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Marty was mishpucha to me.

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Okay, thank you.

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Friends... 

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We've gathered here

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to celebrate the life of a great man,

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of a kind man, a caring man.

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But first, a little housekeeping.

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Um, Kathy Greenspan
misplaced a pearl earring.

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So let's all keep an eye out for that.

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A last-minute reminder,

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the pool reopens next week.

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And speaking of strokes,

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let's get back to Marty's memorial.

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Nothing? Okay. It's a tough crowd.

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While country club members
were saying good-bye

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to an old friend,

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I was connecting with a new one... 

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Noah's daughter Jenna.

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Yeah, the long-distance
thing doesn't work.

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Trust me. Tried it my first year at Brown.

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Really?

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And besides, as soon as
you get out of Chatswin,

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you're gonna have a whole new perspective.

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Hey, guys.

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Tessa, I want you to meet
two more Chatswin refugees.

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Colette goes to Sarah Lawrence.

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Hi.

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And Bastian goes to Columbia.

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Oh, cool. I'm probably
gonna look at Columbia.

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What'd you say your name was?

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Tessa.

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Uh, Marty's postal worker... wow.

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I had no idea.

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Marty didn't receive many parcels.

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Mm.

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Um, now let's hear from
the man who knew Marty best.

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Uh, his best friend and closest confidant,

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his bestie...

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Mr. George Altman.

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Come on up here. 

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Oh! What?

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Come on.

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His bestie?

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I barely knew the guy.
What do you want me to say?

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Look, this is pathetic, George.

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I can't have a postal
worker eulogize Marty.

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Tell that story.

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The story you told me earlier,

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the great one about
the... corned beef hash.

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What great story, that he used to eat it?

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That's the one.

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Look, I would do this myself
except that I'm too emotional.

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I'm still grappling with my loss of Carmen.

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The loss of Carmen?

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Noah, your housekeeper didn't die.

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She's just working for another family.

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A part of me died when she left.

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Just... come on. Okay, go.

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Hi.

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Hi, George!

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Well, uh, what can I say about Marty?

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I know what he liked to eat for breakfast.

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I know how much he loved to steam.

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But the truth is...

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I didn't know Marty.

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I guess none of us did.

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And as... as touching
as Dalia's tribute was...

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I'm not sure they ever even met.

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We didn't.

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The fact that we didn't know Marty...

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that might be the biggest tragedy of all.

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- Here.
- What's this?

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It's Marty.

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The club wants you to have him.

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Oh.

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Me?

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Of all the people who didn't know him,

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you didn't know him the least.

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Oh, come on.

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There's gotta be a more meaningful

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final resting place for Marty than with me.

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Perhaps, but no backsies.

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Uh, o... okay.

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Seriously, no backsies.

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Did she break up with you?

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It was hard to tell.

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Well, did she say,

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"I don't want to go out with you anymore"?

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Not with her words.

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Hey, maybe I should defer for a year

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and stay in Chatswin.

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Then I can apply to whatever
school she's going to,

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and we can be together.

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Mnh-mnh. That's not gonna work.

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Oh.

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Yeah, Tessa's gonna attend a school

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that values a curious mind,

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creativity, hard work,

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intellect.

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Whereas, you're most likely going to attend

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the university of Florida.

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Damn, this perfect body!

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Life would be so much simpler

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if I were soft and
misshapen like you, Lisa.

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The lord has given you a gift.

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You have a perfect body.
That's your cross to bear.

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Mine's that I'm a lady in the street

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and a freak in the bed.

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Midday to you, George.

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Really? Is it midday already?

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It sure is.

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How about a little...

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afternoon delight?

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D... Dallas, please.

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Marty is right here.

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Oh. Hey, Marty.

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Did he say "hey" back?

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He doesn't communicate through me.

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I'm just in charge of his ashes somehow.

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00:10:43,444 --> 00:10:46,509
Oh. Well, should we take
Marty's ashes to a movie?

269
00:10:46,532 --> 00:10:47,174
I don't know.

270
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,222
Frankly, I have no idea

271
00:10:48,276 --> 00:10:50,404
where Marty would want his ashes to be.

272
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:54,150
This... this whole thing is weighing on me.

273
00:10:54,597 --> 00:10:57,833
I mean, I'm in charge of
his final resting place?

274
00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,668
Me?

275
00:10:59,719 --> 00:11:02,020
I... I don't know where he'd want to rest.

276
00:11:02,054 --> 00:11:04,721
Well, how about the club?

277
00:11:04,723 --> 00:11:06,608
It was his favorite place to be.

278
00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:09,025
You could leave Marty's
ashes in his locker.

279
00:11:09,072 --> 00:11:10,579
I feel weird about this.

280
00:11:10,613 --> 00:11:12,614
We're breaking into a dead man's locker.

281
00:11:12,622 --> 00:11:15,148
Yeah, but we have the
dead man here with us,

282
00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:16,435
and he's cool with it.

283
00:11:18,555 --> 00:11:20,656
You're cool with it, aren't ya, Marty?

284
00:11:22,809 --> 00:11:24,400
Did he say he was cool with it?

285
00:11:24,376 --> 00:11:26,104
He doesn't speak through me.

286
00:11:27,247 --> 00:11:29,498
Okay.

287
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:34,347
Break it.

288
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:36,905
Mm!

289
00:11:39,055 --> 00:11:39,876
Yeesh.

290
00:11:40,955 --> 00:11:42,621
Foot powder, tooth powder,

291
00:11:42,741 --> 00:11:43,911
medicated powder...

292
00:11:44,031 --> 00:11:45,913
who knew that Marty was a man

293
00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:48,058
of this many powders?

294
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,785
And now ironically, he himself is a powder.

295
00:11:50,832 --> 00:11:53,230
You know what? I... I don't
feel comfortable with this.

296
00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:56,166
I can't believe there
wasn't anyone in his life

297
00:11:56,286 --> 00:11:58,118
that he was close to.

298
00:12:00,061 --> 00:12:02,105
Hey. Check it out.

299
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,251
What?

300
00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:04,724
Bora Bora.

301
00:12:05,074 --> 00:12:06,919
Well done, Mr. Krupp.

302
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,664
And there's a second ticket.

303
00:12:10,698 --> 00:12:13,434
A second ticket? You know what that means.

304
00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:17,102
You and I are going to Bora Bora! 

305
00:12:17,222 --> 00:12:18,712
- No.
- No?

306
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,293
No, it means there was
someone in Marty's life.

307
00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:23,076
Someone he wanted to travel with.

308
00:12:23,115 --> 00:12:25,548
Someone that would know what
to do with Marty's ashes.

309
00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:26,728
And that someone

310
00:12:26,768 --> 00:12:30,498
is Fatima... Smadja.

311
00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:33,595
Perfect.

312
00:12:35,526 --> 00:12:38,178
Well, what a pleasant surprise.

313
00:12:38,381 --> 00:12:39,726
What brings the Shay train

314
00:12:39,757 --> 00:12:42,682
ambling through the Jarrison Station today?

315
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,105
Can I ask you a question?

316
00:12:44,128 --> 00:12:46,623
So long as it's not about the trial.

317
00:12:46,743 --> 00:12:48,109
J.K.

318
00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:49,924
If someone gives you a gift,

319
00:12:49,924 --> 00:12:51,550
does it mean you have to keep it?

320
00:12:51,887 --> 00:12:55,132
Well, it depends. Who's the gift from?

321
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,774
The lord.

322
00:12:56,894 --> 00:12:58,456
I see.

323
00:12:58,576 --> 00:13:00,293
And did you keep the receipt?

324
00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:05,596
What?

325
00:13:17,085 --> 00:13:19,329
It was easy to imagine
my life without Ryan.

326
00:13:19,314 --> 00:13:20,737
Too easy.

327
00:13:20,745 --> 00:13:23,818
So should we go to the
Ingmar Bergman retrospective

328
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,868
or check out the Matisse
exhibit at the Met?

329
00:13:26,876 --> 00:13:28,964
Let's do both.

330
00:13:36,835 --> 00:13:38,271
It was inevitable.

331
00:13:38,271 --> 00:13:40,664
Ryan and I were destined
for different things,

332
00:13:40,698 --> 00:13:42,917
and it was only a matter of time.

333
00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:45,114
But it wasn't that time.

334
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,238
Not yet.

335
00:13:49,923 --> 00:13:52,176
Ryan! 

336
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:53,677
I'm so glad to see you.

337
00:13:53,695 --> 00:13:55,015
Tessa, I don't wanna scare you off

338
00:13:55,054 --> 00:13:56,730
by bringing up the "L" word,

339
00:13:56,765 --> 00:13:59,269
so I'm just gonna say that...

340
00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:01,107
I love you.

341
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,517
I'm in love with you,
and I love loving you.

342
00:14:07,192 --> 00:14:09,260
Wait. Which "L" word
were you talking about?

343
00:14:09,294 --> 00:14:10,461
Leaving.

344
00:14:10,495 --> 00:14:12,408
For college.

345
00:14:12,806 --> 00:14:15,449
Crap! I wasn't... I wasn't
gonna say that word, but...

346
00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:17,318
you don't have to worry.

347
00:14:17,352 --> 00:14:19,470
I'm not gonna do it.

348
00:14:19,504 --> 00:14:21,925
I'm not gonna let my
perfectly chiseled physique

349
00:14:21,957 --> 00:14:23,491
come between us.

350
00:14:23,881 --> 00:14:25,906
I'm gonna stay here in Chatswin
and I'm gonna get fat with you.

351
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:26,719
No, Ryan,

352
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,612
I can't let you jeopardize
everything you've worked for

353
00:14:28,628 --> 00:14:31,169
just because the two of us are dating.

354
00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:32,766
I already jeopardized it.

355
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,917
I jeopardized the hell out
of it so we could be together.

356
00:14:36,037 --> 00:14:37,071
What does that mean?

357
00:14:37,105 --> 00:14:38,889
Ryan...

358
00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:41,282
did you do something stupid?

359
00:14:41,845 --> 00:14:43,879
I think we both know the answer to that.

360
00:14:53,091 --> 00:14:55,756
Excuse me. We're looking
for a Fatima Smadja?

361
00:14:56,392 --> 00:14:57,666
Thank you.

362
00:14:59,561 --> 00:15:02,374
- Fatima?
- I'm on break.

363
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,736
Uh, Fatima, I'm sorry,
but we have some sad news.

364
00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:08,615
I'm afraid it's Marty.

365
00:15:09,006 --> 00:15:10,593
He's passed away.

366
00:15:13,193 --> 00:15:14,327
Who?

367
00:15:14,629 --> 00:15:16,162
M... Marty?

368
00:15:16,196 --> 00:15:17,413
This old guy?

369
00:15:17,431 --> 00:15:19,081
Bald? Frowned a lot?

370
00:15:19,099 --> 00:15:21,317
Came in here every day
for the last 50 years?

371
00:15:21,351 --> 00:15:24,120
You just described 90% of my customers.

372
00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:26,946
Well, it must've been some other Smadja

373
00:15:26,954 --> 00:15:28,839
that was slingin' Marty's hash and eggs.

374
00:15:28,854 --> 00:15:31,091
Hash and eggs? Hash and eggs died?!

375
00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:33,867
Oh, no, not hash and eggs!

376
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,323
Why, lord? Hash and eggs was a good man.

377
00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:38,951
I'm sorry. But the good news is,

378
00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:42,564
I am able to reunite you two lovebirds.

379
00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:45,989
Lovebirds?! What the
hell you talking about?

380
00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:48,406
Hash and eggs never spoke two words to me

381
00:15:48,397 --> 00:15:50,094
other than "check, please."

382
00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:52,222
But he bought this ticket for you.

383
00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:54,036
He wanted to travel with you.

384
00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:56,632
Oh. Well, he should've made his move.

385
00:15:56,617 --> 00:15:59,769
I might've taken hash and eggs up on it.

386
00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:02,389
But now it's too late. He's dead.

387
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,828
And the lunch rush... 

388
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,228
is about to start.

389
00:16:05,348 --> 00:16:06,557
Okay. Hold on.

390
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,834
Is there a soup that we should know about?

391
00:16:10,029 --> 00:16:12,321
You know what?

392
00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,032
Here.

393
00:16:14,066 --> 00:16:16,278
I think Marty would've
wanted you to have these.

394
00:16:16,398 --> 00:16:19,195
I don't suppose you'd want
to take Marty with you?

395
00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:20,743
I would, but...

396
00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:23,488
I feel like they might
give me trouble in customs.

397
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,193
They probably will.

398
00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:28,432
W... wait, wait. At least let me say thanks.

399
00:16:34,403 --> 00:16:35,670
Mmm.

400
00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:37,089
Mmm!

401
00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:38,536
Mwah!

402
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:40,640
That was way... 

403
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:43,178
way more erotic than it should've been.

404
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,246
Okay. Well...

405
00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:47,282
Good-bye, Fatima.

406
00:16:47,316 --> 00:16:49,601
Good-bye, hash and eggs. 

407
00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:53,171
What a sad ending to a sad story.

408
00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:57,142
He really didn't have
anyone who cared about him.

409
00:16:57,176 --> 00:16:59,252
Yeah, he did.

410
00:17:00,112 --> 00:17:01,598
Yeah, he did.

411
00:17:02,294 --> 00:17:04,269
Who?

412
00:17:05,497 --> 00:17:06,240
Hello?

413
00:17:06,219 --> 00:17:08,203
Oh, thank God! This is Tessa.

414
00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:09,564
Just kiddin' around, silly.

415
00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:11,026
I'm not here to take your call,

416
00:17:11,026 --> 00:17:13,201
but if you leave your nombre, hombre,

417
00:17:13,224 --> 00:17:14,559
I'll get back to you. 

418
00:17:15,274 --> 00:17:16,439
Yes, hi.

419
00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:20,427
Uh, this Tessa Altman.
I'm Ryan Shay's girlfriend.

420
00:17:20,678 --> 00:17:24,532
And I know he asked you
to hobble him recently,

421
00:17:24,556 --> 00:17:26,034
but he's changed his mind.

422
00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:28,323
He would like to maintain
full use of his body,

423
00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:32,197
so please don't do
anything to jeopardize it.

424
00:17:32,705 --> 00:17:36,099
Copy that and call off the hit.

425
00:17:37,492 --> 00:17:39,760
I think we're good.

426
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,004
Okay. Good.

427
00:17:42,919 --> 00:17:44,522
Oh, lord, please forgive me!

428
00:17:44,569 --> 00:17:46,696
Aah! Aah! Aah!

429
00:17:46,751 --> 00:17:48,847
Aah! Aah!

430
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:51,968
No, I'm good.

431
00:17:51,976 --> 00:17:53,109
Yeah.

432
00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:55,870
It's really weird. It's
actually hurtin' my hand.

433
00:17:55,893 --> 00:17:58,881
It's like, mm, really in pain, actually.

434
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,254
Mm.

435
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:01,360
Well, uh, you two have a nice night,

436
00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:03,588
and I'm sorry I couldn't help
you out with your problem.

437
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:07,435
Mm-hmm. I left you a message
saying that he changed his mind.

438
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,164
Oh, I don't check my messages, sweetie.

439
00:18:09,148 --> 00:18:11,205
Well, you were right there in the bushes.

440
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:14,161
You had to hear me leave the message saying

441
00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:15,780
he didn't want you to do it.

442
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,727
I heard what now?

443
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,949
Never mind.

444
00:18:20,069 --> 00:18:21,654
Will do.

445
00:18:21,774 --> 00:18:23,124
Oh, wait. Before I forget,

446
00:18:23,132 --> 00:18:25,767
next week, I'm running
a sale at the photo shop.

447
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,717
All the wallet-sized prints
are gonna be half-off.

448
00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:31,813
Okay.

449
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,339
You want a wallet-sized of me

450
00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:36,044
to look at while you're off at college?

451
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:39,743
Mm, no. I want a life-sized of you.

452
00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:42,511
Well, you have one right here.

453
00:18:42,879 --> 00:18:44,013
Aah!

454
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,783
Wow!

455
00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:49,018
Still good.

456
00:18:49,057 --> 00:18:50,293
- Oh, dang!
- Yeah.

457
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:51,982
I really didn't wanna let you down, Ryan.

458
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,758
We said we called it off.

459
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:55,728
Hmm?

460
00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:57,903
Mm?

461
00:19:06,795 --> 00:19:07,858
What's this?

462
00:19:07,874 --> 00:19:10,228
I feel really bad that
I lied to you, Tessa,

463
00:19:10,212 --> 00:19:11,542
about where Ryan was,

464
00:19:11,597 --> 00:19:13,630
so I made you this apology cake.

465
00:19:14,005 --> 00:19:15,319
Wow.

466
00:19:15,335 --> 00:19:17,384
Thanks. It looks delicious.

467
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,932
Oh, it's not. My mom stopped
keeping sugar in the house,

468
00:19:19,932 --> 00:19:21,426
so I had to use cumin.

469
00:19:21,442 --> 00:19:22,670
Oh.

470
00:19:22,881 --> 00:19:25,289
So I guess I'm sorry about two things.

471
00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:30,200
Did you hear my clown
song at Marty's funeral?

472
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,179
Uh, y... yeah.

473
00:19:32,226 --> 00:19:33,289
Thanks.

474
00:19:33,409 --> 00:19:35,706
It was partly about us.

475
00:19:37,505 --> 00:19:39,679
I can't really see.

476
00:19:39,694 --> 00:19:42,111
Marty's death got me thinking, Evan.

477
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:44,387
And in this crazy, meshuggah world,

478
00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:46,092
you've have to be a shmendrik

479
00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:48,688
not to know your b'shert
when you meet them.

480
00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:51,199
Dalia, did you learn yiddish for me?

481
00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:52,825
I don't care

482
00:19:52,802 --> 00:19:55,602
if your abba has an aneurysm.

483
00:19:56,179 --> 00:19:57,855
I want you.

484
00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:00,783
Bad.

485
00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:14,698
You're so turned on right now.

486
00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:20,229
If you don't occasionally

487
00:20:20,241 --> 00:20:22,156
journey outside your comfort zone,

488
00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:25,979
then your life isn't much of a journey.

489
00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:09,194
Now you finally took that
trip outside of Chatswin.

490
00:21:11,016 --> 00:21:13,655
You know what? Let Marty be a lesson to us.

491
00:21:13,711 --> 00:21:17,209
At my... memorial buffet,
I want them to say,

492
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,149
"George Altman... now that guy lived."

493
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:23,016
He knew what he wanted
and he went after it.

494
00:21:23,136 --> 00:21:24,730
No, you're right.

495
00:21:24,968 --> 00:21:27,620
You have to go after what you want in life.

496
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,679
Otherwise, what's the point?

497
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,166
I'm in love with Carmen.

498
00:21:38,438 --> 00:21:39,714
What?!

499
00:21:39,879 --> 00:21:45,665
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