1 00:00:01,275 --> 00:00:03,441 Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night, 2 00:00:03,472 --> 00:00:06,343 and just... walk around the house 3 00:00:06,710 --> 00:00:08,055 for hours. 4 00:00:08,094 --> 00:00:09,526 (Marty) You're gettin' old. 5 00:00:09,825 --> 00:00:12,260 The older we get, the less we sleep. 6 00:00:12,294 --> 00:00:15,830 I sleep 45 minutes a night now, tops. 7 00:00:15,864 --> 00:00:16,964 Ser... seriously, Marty? 8 00:00:16,999 --> 00:00:19,161 You... you only sleep for 45 minutes a night? 9 00:00:19,281 --> 00:00:20,475 Tops. 10 00:00:20,475 --> 00:00:22,055 And how long do you spend in the steam? 11 00:00:22,086 --> 00:00:25,308 I try to get anywhere between eight and ten hours. 12 00:00:25,832 --> 00:00:27,741 I'm gonna get a smoothie. 13 00:00:27,749 --> 00:00:30,510 You know, Marty, I'm realizing, I don't know much about you. 14 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,504 It seems like all our exchanges are limited 15 00:00:32,543 --> 00:00:34,130 to you telling me to shut the steam room door. (Chuckles) 16 00:00:34,170 --> 00:00:35,640 (Chuckles) Yeah. 17 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,637 (Door closes) 18 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:41,708 Okay. Well... (Clears throat) have a great day. 19 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,015 I've worked the same job, 20 00:00:43,007 --> 00:00:45,267 lived in the same house, and ate the same breakfast 21 00:00:45,282 --> 00:00:47,644 every day for the past 50 years. 22 00:00:48,065 --> 00:00:49,177 The... the same breakfast? 23 00:00:49,177 --> 00:00:50,843 Corned beef hash and eggs. 24 00:00:50,858 --> 00:00:53,861 And I've worn the same shirt every damn day... 25 00:00:53,877 --> 00:00:56,322 a solid Oxford button-down. 26 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:59,692 And I never set one foot outside of Chatswin. 27 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:00,843 You're kidding. 28 00:01:00,878 --> 00:01:02,278 I'm not a kidder. 29 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,147 Y... wh... why not? 30 00:01:04,181 --> 00:01:05,963 Oh, my parents never joked. 31 00:01:05,968 --> 00:01:08,705 No, no. Why didn't you ever leave Chatswin? 32 00:01:08,721 --> 00:01:11,575 Didn't you... I don't know, ever want to travel or... 33 00:01:11,588 --> 00:01:12,855 Of course I did, 34 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:15,157 but I had to wait for the right time, George. 35 00:01:15,446 --> 00:01:18,801 I've got 3,000 vacation days saved up 36 00:01:19,028 --> 00:01:21,366 and a closet full of non-Oxfords. 37 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:24,049 Prints, plaids, Hawaiians... 38 00:01:24,033 --> 00:01:26,043 some real whimsical (Bleep). 39 00:01:26,446 --> 00:01:28,108 This time next year, 40 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:31,082 I'll be exploring the great wide open. 41 00:01:31,541 --> 00:01:34,450 That... that sounds great, Marty. 42 00:01:34,487 --> 00:01:35,412 Yep. 43 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,540 The best years of my life are ahead of me. 44 00:01:38,574 --> 00:01:40,174 (Emergency radio chatter) 45 00:01:40,294 --> 00:01:41,493 (Siren wailing) 46 00:01:41,527 --> 00:01:43,044 (Monitor beeping rhythmically) 47 00:01:43,866 --> 00:01:45,501 There's nothing you coulda done, buddy. 48 00:01:45,621 --> 00:01:49,161 Marty is schvitzing in the big steam room in the sky now. 49 00:01:49,654 --> 00:01:51,367 (Tessa) George wasn't the only one 50 00:01:51,374 --> 00:01:52,602 who had blindsided. 51 00:01:52,657 --> 00:01:55,785 I can't believe Ryan lied... to me. 52 00:01:55,777 --> 00:01:56,670 And you're just as guilty. 53 00:01:56,678 --> 00:01:58,578 You let me believe that he was at an away game 54 00:01:58,578 --> 00:01:59,477 instead of... 55 00:02:00,111 --> 00:02:02,013 wherever he was. 56 00:02:02,048 --> 00:02:04,076 Tessa, when you first started dating my brother, 57 00:02:04,130 --> 00:02:05,952 you put me in a very awkward place. 58 00:02:05,937 --> 00:02:08,385 You think you know somebody. You wear their letterman jacket. 59 00:02:08,505 --> 00:02:10,270 You put your tongue on top of their tongue 60 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,631 and you move it around, 61 00:02:11,670 --> 00:02:14,579 only to find out that they are a lying liar 62 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:17,207 who lies their lies directly to your face. 63 00:02:17,231 --> 00:02:18,844 Look, I know how you feel. 64 00:02:18,849 --> 00:02:20,531 I experienced the same sense of betrayal 65 00:02:20,524 --> 00:02:23,261 when I found out the real deal about high fructose corn syrup. 66 00:02:23,381 --> 00:02:25,998 I mean, sugar is sugar. 67 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:27,750 Am I right? 68 00:02:27,797 --> 00:02:30,847 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 69 00:02:30,862 --> 00:02:35,714 (Alih Jey) * last night I had a pleasant nightmare * 70 00:02:35,748 --> 00:02:39,000 ♪ da-da-da-da, da, da, da, da ♪ 71 00:02:39,051 --> 00:02:40,719 Javier! 72 00:02:40,753 --> 00:02:42,272 Is that what I think it is? 73 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,345 If you think it's chocolate cake, then yes. 74 00:02:44,353 --> 00:02:45,933 Otherwise, no. 75 00:02:46,053 --> 00:02:47,692 I specifically asked for no chocolate cake. 76 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:48,880 Marty hated chocolate cake. 77 00:02:48,912 --> 00:02:51,101 He did? I thought he loved chocolate cake. 78 00:02:51,977 --> 00:02:53,659 Well, hold on. 79 00:02:53,779 --> 00:02:55,347 Now you've got me second-guessing myself. 80 00:02:55,348 --> 00:02:56,670 Did he love chocolate cake? 81 00:02:56,701 --> 00:02:58,258 You know what? Now I'm backpedaling. 82 00:02:58,289 --> 00:02:59,337 I love chocolate cake. 83 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,355 Maybe I just assumed Marty did, too. 84 00:03:01,362 --> 00:03:03,108 Well, it's not like we can ask him. 85 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:05,227 (Laughs) 86 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,659 Maybe I should just take the cake home 87 00:03:07,651 --> 00:03:09,082 and enjoy it with my family. 88 00:03:09,202 --> 00:03:12,375 No. I think we both know he wouldn't have wanted that. 89 00:03:12,391 --> 00:03:14,065 (Whispers) Why don't we just set it right... 90 00:03:14,088 --> 00:03:16,387 (Dishes clatter) 91 00:03:17,349 --> 00:03:19,680 (George) Oh, hash and eggs. 92 00:03:19,696 --> 00:03:21,447 Hey. What's that buddy? 93 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:22,261 (Clears throat) Oh, nothing. 94 00:03:22,253 --> 00:03:24,122 It's just, we should have had corned beef hash and eggs. 95 00:03:24,106 --> 00:03:25,319 It was Marty's favorite. 96 00:03:25,366 --> 00:03:27,681 It was? I didn't know that. 97 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:31,677 Sometimes you don't know people as well as you think you do. 98 00:03:31,797 --> 00:03:32,975 (Flushes) 99 00:03:35,211 --> 00:03:36,502 Tessa. 100 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:38,574 You're not allowed in here unless you have a penis. 101 00:03:38,694 --> 00:03:40,146 Then what's your excuse? 102 00:03:40,177 --> 00:03:41,421 (Chuckles) Burn. 103 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:42,719 Shut up, Jason. 104 00:03:42,688 --> 00:03:44,737 You pee sitting down like a girl. 105 00:03:45,113 --> 00:03:46,427 I'm pooing, you idiot. 106 00:03:46,466 --> 00:03:49,008 It doesn't sound like you're pooing to me. 107 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:50,595 'Cause I'm on antibiotics. 108 00:03:50,715 --> 00:03:52,246 Okay, maybe this isn't the best place 109 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,083 - to get into this. Oh, hold on. - Hold on. Tessa, wait. Wait. 110 00:03:54,099 --> 00:03:55,804 Tessa, wait. Just let me explain. 111 00:03:55,804 --> 00:03:57,548 I'm sorry I lied about where I was, 112 00:03:57,548 --> 00:03:58,252 but it's not my fault. 113 00:03:58,267 --> 00:03:59,206 I'm being pursued. 114 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:00,605 Oh, let me guess. Some stupid cheerleader 115 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:03,233 or that foreign exchange student with the braless perkies? 116 00:04:03,225 --> 00:04:04,492 What? No, Tessa. 117 00:04:04,508 --> 00:04:06,314 I'm not being pursued by girls. 118 00:04:06,434 --> 00:04:07,933 Well, I am, but that's not what I was off doing. 119 00:04:07,949 --> 00:04:09,857 I'm being pursued by colleges 120 00:04:09,904 --> 00:04:11,578 for football. 121 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:13,305 (Sighs) 122 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:15,230 Oh. (Exhales) 123 00:04:16,387 --> 00:04:18,194 I mean... 124 00:04:18,506 --> 00:04:19,899 Oh! 125 00:04:19,946 --> 00:04:21,525 That's great. 126 00:04:21,877 --> 00:04:24,255 Why did you lie to me about that? 127 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:27,820 I wasn't sure how you'd feel about me going away. 128 00:04:28,109 --> 00:04:31,066 Well, give me some credit, Ryan. 129 00:04:31,081 --> 00:04:32,880 So how do you feel? 130 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,062 (Sighs deeply) 131 00:04:35,593 --> 00:04:37,361 I feel great about it. 132 00:04:37,481 --> 00:04:40,498 I mean, I'm... I'm fine with it. 133 00:04:40,618 --> 00:04:43,236 Of course you're going away. I'm going away, too. 134 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:45,957 That's what kids do. 135 00:04:46,304 --> 00:04:48,372 They go away to college, right? 136 00:04:48,406 --> 00:04:49,940 (Bell rings) 137 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:50,978 Ryan had obviously 138 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:53,168 been thinking about his future without me. 139 00:04:53,288 --> 00:04:55,452 Maybe it was time I started preparing 140 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,117 for a future without him. 141 00:04:57,133 --> 00:04:59,016 (Clinks) 142 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:00,550 (Amplified voice) You guys, 143 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:02,619 can you guys seriously shut up? 144 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:06,190 I'm, like, seriously about to get started, you guys. 145 00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:08,475 (Clears throat) 146 00:05:09,778 --> 00:05:11,828 Marty's dead. 147 00:05:13,228 --> 00:05:16,250 (Judy Collins) * isn't it rich? * 148 00:05:16,284 --> 00:05:18,906 (Flat voice) * isn't it it great? * 149 00:05:18,937 --> 00:05:20,337 * Are we a pair? * 150 00:05:20,372 --> 00:05:23,140 ♪ Isn't it rich? ♪ 151 00:05:23,881 --> 00:05:27,087 * Me here at last on the ground * 152 00:05:27,141 --> 00:05:28,815 * you in midair * * Marty in midair * 153 00:05:28,846 --> 00:05:30,384 - Psst. George. - Hmm? 154 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:32,615 How do you like my tribute acrylics? 155 00:05:32,654 --> 00:05:35,368 * bring in the clowns * 156 00:05:35,674 --> 00:05:38,614 * they're already here * * don't bother * 157 00:05:38,974 --> 00:05:41,297 * here * 158 00:05:41,289 --> 00:05:42,100 (noah) Okay! 159 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:43,643 Okay. 160 00:05:43,838 --> 00:05:46,913 (Amplified voice) Thank you. Thank you, uh, Dalia, for... 161 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:50,111 a beautiful rendition of a song that I... 162 00:05:50,338 --> 00:05:52,481 I think Marty would've wanted you to stop singing. 163 00:05:52,716 --> 00:05:55,156 Marty was mishpucha to me. 164 00:05:55,203 --> 00:05:56,446 (Noah) Okay, thank you. 165 00:05:56,566 --> 00:05:57,979 Friends... (Clears throat) 166 00:05:58,033 --> 00:05:59,261 We've gathered here 167 00:05:59,277 --> 00:06:02,475 to celebrate the life of a great man, 168 00:06:02,919 --> 00:06:05,815 of a kind man, a caring man. 169 00:06:06,808 --> 00:06:09,008 But first, a little housekeeping. 170 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:12,119 Um, Kathy Greenspan misplaced a pearl earring. 171 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:14,379 So let's all keep an eye out for that. 172 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,045 (Mouths word) A last-minute reminder, 173 00:06:16,066 --> 00:06:17,616 the pool reopens next week. 174 00:06:17,650 --> 00:06:20,186 And speaking of strokes, 175 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,955 let's get back to Marty's memorial. (Chuckles) 176 00:06:25,407 --> 00:06:27,777 Nothing? Okay. It's a tough crowd. 177 00:06:28,113 --> 00:06:30,451 While country club members were saying good-bye 178 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:31,562 to an old friend, 179 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:33,204 I was connecting with a new one... 180 00:06:33,324 --> 00:06:34,510 Noah's daughter Jenna. 181 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:36,794 Yeah, the long-distance thing doesn't work. 182 00:06:36,914 --> 00:06:39,179 Trust me. Tried it my first year at Brown. 183 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:40,040 Really? 184 00:06:40,063 --> 00:06:42,675 And besides, as soon as you get out of Chatswin, 185 00:06:42,730 --> 00:06:45,210 you're gonna have a whole new perspective. 186 00:06:45,249 --> 00:06:46,735 Hey, guys. 187 00:06:46,985 --> 00:06:49,762 Tessa, I want you to meet two more Chatswin refugees. 188 00:06:49,882 --> 00:06:51,373 Colette goes to Sarah Lawrence. 189 00:06:51,493 --> 00:06:52,069 (Tessa) Hi. 190 00:06:52,108 --> 00:06:53,884 And Bastian goes to Columbia. 191 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:56,911 Oh, cool. I'm probably gonna look at Columbia. 192 00:06:57,031 --> 00:06:58,404 What'd you say your name was? 193 00:06:58,427 --> 00:06:59,827 Tessa. 194 00:07:01,063 --> 00:07:06,601 * 195 00:07:07,382 --> 00:07:10,002 Uh, Marty's postal worker... wow. 196 00:07:10,025 --> 00:07:11,730 I had no idea. 197 00:07:11,753 --> 00:07:15,304 Marty didn't receive many parcels. 198 00:07:15,851 --> 00:07:17,110 Mm. 199 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:20,684 Um, now let's hear from the man who knew Marty best. 200 00:07:20,919 --> 00:07:24,274 Uh, his best friend and closest confidant, 201 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,221 his bestie... 202 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,067 Mr. George Altman. 203 00:07:28,187 --> 00:07:29,538 (Gasps) Come on up here. (Chuckles) 204 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:30,922 Oh! What? 205 00:07:31,042 --> 00:07:33,328 (Clenched teeth) Come on. 206 00:07:33,362 --> 00:07:34,879 (Whispering) His bestie? 207 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:36,458 I barely knew the guy. What do you want me to say? 208 00:07:36,578 --> 00:07:37,818 (Whispering) Look, this is pathetic, George. 209 00:07:37,850 --> 00:07:39,868 I can't have a postal worker eulogize Marty. 210 00:07:39,902 --> 00:07:41,136 Tell that story. 211 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,770 The story you told me earlier, 212 00:07:42,805 --> 00:07:45,673 the great one about the... corned beef hash. 213 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:47,579 What great story, that he used to eat it? 214 00:07:47,595 --> 00:07:49,060 That's the one. 215 00:07:49,111 --> 00:07:51,794 Look, I would do this myself except that I'm too emotional. 216 00:07:51,787 --> 00:07:54,235 I'm still grappling with my loss of Carmen. 217 00:07:54,289 --> 00:07:55,717 (Chuckles) The loss of Carmen? 218 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:57,653 Noah, your housekeeper didn't die. 219 00:07:57,652 --> 00:07:59,303 She's just working for another family. 220 00:07:59,357 --> 00:08:00,288 (Speaks inaudibly) 221 00:08:00,306 --> 00:08:02,040 A part of me died when she left. 222 00:08:02,074 --> 00:08:04,589 Just... come on. Okay, go. 223 00:08:05,561 --> 00:08:06,594 Hi. 224 00:08:06,628 --> 00:08:08,062 Hi, George! 225 00:08:09,251 --> 00:08:11,386 Well, uh, what can I say about Marty? 226 00:08:11,589 --> 00:08:13,622 I know what he liked to eat for breakfast. 227 00:08:13,742 --> 00:08:15,922 I know how much he loved to steam. 228 00:08:19,356 --> 00:08:20,959 But the truth is... 229 00:08:20,993 --> 00:08:23,610 I didn't know Marty. 230 00:08:25,189 --> 00:08:27,515 I guess none of us did. 231 00:08:28,396 --> 00:08:32,370 And as... as touching as Dalia's tribute was... 232 00:08:32,807 --> 00:08:34,839 I'm not sure they ever even met. 233 00:08:34,874 --> 00:08:36,457 We didn't. 234 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:41,312 The fact that we didn't know Marty... 235 00:08:41,347 --> 00:08:43,131 (Sighs) 236 00:08:43,442 --> 00:08:46,000 that might be the biggest tragedy of all. 237 00:08:48,304 --> 00:08:50,434 (Clapping) 238 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:55,727 - Here. - What's this? 239 00:08:55,778 --> 00:08:56,895 It's Marty. 240 00:08:56,946 --> 00:08:58,308 The club wants you to have him. 241 00:08:58,308 --> 00:08:59,531 Oh. 242 00:08:59,565 --> 00:09:00,866 Me? 243 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,625 Of all the people who didn't know him, 244 00:09:02,657 --> 00:09:04,285 you didn't know him the least. 245 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,472 Oh, come on. 246 00:09:05,454 --> 00:09:06,574 There's gotta be a more meaningful 247 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:08,780 final resting place for Marty than with me. 248 00:09:08,811 --> 00:09:11,543 Perhaps, but no backsies. 249 00:09:11,577 --> 00:09:13,161 Uh, o... okay. 250 00:09:13,605 --> 00:09:16,331 Seriously, no backsies. 251 00:09:27,612 --> 00:09:29,075 Did she break up with you? 252 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:30,225 It was hard to tell. 253 00:09:30,345 --> 00:09:31,929 Well, did she say, 254 00:09:31,937 --> 00:09:34,166 "I don't want to go out with you anymore"? 255 00:09:34,213 --> 00:09:36,020 Not with her words. 256 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:37,780 Hey, maybe I should defer for a year 257 00:09:37,803 --> 00:09:39,086 and stay in Chatswin. 258 00:09:39,109 --> 00:09:40,728 Then I can apply to whatever school she's going to, 259 00:09:40,736 --> 00:09:42,182 and we can be together. 260 00:09:42,302 --> 00:09:43,316 Mnh-mnh. That's not gonna work. 261 00:09:43,436 --> 00:09:43,943 Oh. 262 00:09:43,966 --> 00:09:45,671 Yeah, Tessa's gonna attend a school 263 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:47,720 that values a curious mind, 264 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,691 creativity, hard work, 265 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,161 intellect. 266 00:09:51,281 --> 00:09:53,750 Whereas, you're most likely going to attend 267 00:09:53,773 --> 00:09:55,111 the university of Florida. 268 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,049 Damn, this perfect body! 269 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,084 Life would be so much simpler 270 00:09:59,092 --> 00:10:01,570 if I were soft and misshapen like you, Lisa. 271 00:10:06,686 --> 00:10:08,969 The lord has given you a gift. 272 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:12,434 You have a perfect body. That's your cross to bear. 273 00:10:13,342 --> 00:10:14,827 Mine's that I'm a lady in the street 274 00:10:14,851 --> 00:10:17,197 and a freak in the bed. 275 00:10:22,685 --> 00:10:24,335 (Door opens) 276 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:25,970 (Dallas) Midday to you, George. (Door closes) 277 00:10:26,021 --> 00:10:27,459 Really? Is it midday already? 278 00:10:27,579 --> 00:10:29,441 It sure is. 279 00:10:29,475 --> 00:10:30,861 How about a little... 280 00:10:30,884 --> 00:10:32,002 afternoon delight? 281 00:10:31,995 --> 00:10:33,347 D... Dallas, please. 282 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,062 Marty is right here. 283 00:10:35,081 --> 00:10:37,115 Oh. Hey, Marty. 284 00:10:37,149 --> 00:10:38,933 Did he say "hey" back? 285 00:10:38,968 --> 00:10:40,988 He doesn't communicate through me. 286 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,061 I'm just in charge of his ashes somehow. 287 00:10:43,444 --> 00:10:46,509 Oh. Well, should we take Marty's ashes to a movie? 288 00:10:46,532 --> 00:10:47,174 I don't know. 289 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,222 Frankly, I have no idea 290 00:10:48,276 --> 00:10:50,404 where Marty would want his ashes to be. 291 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:54,150 This... this whole thing is weighing on me. 292 00:10:54,597 --> 00:10:57,833 I mean, I'm in charge of his final resting place? 293 00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,668 (Chuckles) Me? 294 00:10:59,719 --> 00:11:02,020 I... I don't know where he'd want to rest. 295 00:11:02,054 --> 00:11:04,721 Well, how about the club? 296 00:11:04,723 --> 00:11:06,608 It was his favorite place to be. 297 00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:09,025 (Dallas) You could leave Marty's ashes in his locker. 298 00:11:09,072 --> 00:11:10,579 I feel weird about this. 299 00:11:10,613 --> 00:11:12,614 We're breaking into a dead man's locker. 300 00:11:12,622 --> 00:11:15,148 Yeah, but we have the dead man here with us, 301 00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:16,435 and he's cool with it. 302 00:11:18,555 --> 00:11:20,656 You're cool with it, aren't ya, Marty? 303 00:11:22,809 --> 00:11:24,400 Did he say he was cool with it? 304 00:11:24,376 --> 00:11:26,104 He doesn't speak through me. 305 00:11:27,247 --> 00:11:29,498 (Sighs) Okay. 306 00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:34,347 (Grunts) Break it. 307 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,505 (Wood cracking) (Grunts) 308 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:36,905 Mm! 309 00:11:39,055 --> 00:11:39,876 Yeesh. 310 00:11:39,892 --> 00:11:40,932 (Crowbar clanks) 311 00:11:40,955 --> 00:11:42,621 Foot powder, tooth powder, 312 00:11:42,741 --> 00:11:43,911 medicated powder... 313 00:11:44,031 --> 00:11:45,913 who knew that Marty was a man 314 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:48,058 of this many powders? 315 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,785 And now ironically, he himself is a powder. 316 00:11:50,832 --> 00:11:53,230 You know what? I... I don't feel comfortable with this. 317 00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:56,166 I can't believe there wasn't anyone in his life 318 00:11:56,286 --> 00:11:58,118 that he was close to. 319 00:12:00,061 --> 00:12:02,105 Hey. Check it out. 320 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,251 What? 321 00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:04,724 Bora Bora. 322 00:12:05,074 --> 00:12:06,919 Well done, Mr. Krupp. 323 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,664 And there's a second ticket. 324 00:12:10,698 --> 00:12:13,434 A second ticket? You know what that means. 325 00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:17,102 You and I are going to Bora Bora! (Laughs) 326 00:12:17,222 --> 00:12:18,712 - No. - No? 327 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,293 No, it means there was someone in Marty's life. 328 00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:23,076 Someone he wanted to travel with. 329 00:12:23,115 --> 00:12:25,548 Someone that would know what to do with Marty's ashes. 330 00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:26,728 And that someone 331 00:12:26,768 --> 00:12:30,498 is Fatima... Smadja. 332 00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:33,595 Perfect. 333 00:12:35,526 --> 00:12:38,178 Well, what a pleasant surprise. 334 00:12:38,381 --> 00:12:39,726 What brings the Shay train 335 00:12:39,757 --> 00:12:42,682 ambling through the Jarrison Station today? 336 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,105 Can I ask you a question? 337 00:12:44,128 --> 00:12:46,623 So long as it's not about the trial. (Laughs) 338 00:12:46,743 --> 00:12:48,109 J.K. 339 00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:49,924 If someone gives you a gift, 340 00:12:49,924 --> 00:12:51,550 does it mean you have to keep it? 341 00:12:51,887 --> 00:12:55,132 Well, it depends. Who's the gift from? 342 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,774 The lord. 343 00:12:56,894 --> 00:12:58,456 I see. 344 00:12:58,576 --> 00:13:00,293 And did you keep the receipt? 345 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,514 (Chuckles) 346 00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:05,596 What? 347 00:13:17,085 --> 00:13:19,329 (Tessa) It was easy to imagine my life without Ryan. 348 00:13:19,314 --> 00:13:20,737 Too easy. 349 00:13:20,745 --> 00:13:23,818 So should we go to the Ingmar Bergman retrospective 350 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,868 or check out the Matisse exhibit at the Met? 351 00:13:26,876 --> 00:13:28,964 Let's do both. 352 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,827 ♪ 353 00:13:32,124 --> 00:13:36,715 (Subway car clattering, whistle blows) 354 00:13:36,835 --> 00:13:38,271 It was inevitable. 355 00:13:38,271 --> 00:13:40,664 Ryan and I were destined for different things, 356 00:13:40,698 --> 00:13:42,917 and it was only a matter of time. 357 00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:45,114 But it wasn't that time. 358 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,238 Not yet. 359 00:13:49,923 --> 00:13:52,176 Ryan! (Sighs) 360 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:53,677 I'm so glad to see you. 361 00:13:53,695 --> 00:13:55,015 Tessa, I don't wanna scare you off 362 00:13:55,054 --> 00:13:56,730 by bringing up the "L" word, 363 00:13:56,765 --> 00:13:59,269 so I'm just gonna say that... 364 00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:01,107 I love you. 365 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,517 I'm in love with you, and I love loving you. 366 00:14:07,192 --> 00:14:09,260 Wait. Which "L" word were you talking about? 367 00:14:09,294 --> 00:14:10,461 Leaving. 368 00:14:10,495 --> 00:14:12,408 For college. 369 00:14:12,806 --> 00:14:15,449 Crap! I wasn't... I wasn't gonna say that word, but... 370 00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:17,318 you don't have to worry. 371 00:14:17,352 --> 00:14:19,470 I'm not gonna do it. 372 00:14:19,504 --> 00:14:21,925 I'm not gonna let my perfectly chiseled physique 373 00:14:21,957 --> 00:14:23,491 come between us. 374 00:14:23,881 --> 00:14:25,906 I'm gonna stay here in Chatswin and I'm gonna get fat with you. 375 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:26,719 No, Ryan, 376 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,612 I can't let you jeopardize everything you've worked for 377 00:14:28,628 --> 00:14:31,169 just because the two of us are dating. 378 00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:32,766 I already jeopardized it. 379 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,917 I jeopardized the hell out of it so we could be together. 380 00:14:36,037 --> 00:14:37,071 What does that mean? 381 00:14:37,105 --> 00:14:38,889 Ryan... 382 00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:41,282 did you do something stupid? 383 00:14:41,845 --> 00:14:43,879 I think we both know the answer to that. 384 00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:52,469 (Sighs) 385 00:14:53,091 --> 00:14:55,756 Excuse me. We're looking for a Fatima Smadja? 386 00:14:56,392 --> 00:14:57,666 Thank you. 387 00:14:57,786 --> 00:14:59,527 (Indistinct conversations) 388 00:14:59,561 --> 00:15:02,374 - Fatima? - I'm on break. 389 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,736 Uh, Fatima, I'm sorry, but we have some sad news. 390 00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:08,615 I'm afraid it's Marty. 391 00:15:09,006 --> 00:15:10,593 He's passed away. 392 00:15:13,193 --> 00:15:14,327 Who? 393 00:15:14,629 --> 00:15:16,162 M-Marty? 394 00:15:16,196 --> 00:15:17,413 This old guy? 395 00:15:17,431 --> 00:15:19,081 Bald? Frowned a lot? 396 00:15:19,099 --> 00:15:21,317 Came in here every day for the last 50 years? 397 00:15:21,351 --> 00:15:24,120 You just described 90% of my customers. 398 00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:26,946 Well, it must've been some other Smadja 399 00:15:26,954 --> 00:15:28,839 that was slingin' Marty's hash and eggs. 400 00:15:28,854 --> 00:15:31,091 Hash and eggs? Hash and eggs died?! 401 00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:33,867 Oh, no, not hash and eggs! 402 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,323 Why, lord? Hash and eggs was a good man. 403 00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:38,951 I'm sorry. But the good news is, 404 00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:42,564 I am able to reunite you two lovebirds. 405 00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:45,989 Lovebirds?! What the hell you talking about? 406 00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:48,406 Hash and eggs never spoke two words to me 407 00:15:48,397 --> 00:15:50,094 other than "check, please." 408 00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:52,222 But he bought this ticket for you. 409 00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:54,036 He wanted to travel with you. 410 00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:56,632 Oh. Well, he should've made his move. (Laughs) 411 00:15:56,617 --> 00:15:59,769 I might've taken hash and eggs up on it. 412 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:02,389 But now it's too late. He's dead. 413 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,828 And the lunch rush... (Pats countertop) 414 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,228 is about to start. 415 00:16:05,348 --> 00:16:06,557 Okay. Hold on. 416 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,834 Is there a soup that we should know about? 417 00:16:10,029 --> 00:16:12,321 You know what? (Paper rustles) 418 00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,032 Here. 419 00:16:14,066 --> 00:16:16,278 I think Marty would've wanted you to have these. 420 00:16:16,398 --> 00:16:19,195 I don't suppose you'd want to take Marty with you? 421 00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:20,743 I would, but... 422 00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:23,488 I feel like they might give me trouble in customs. 423 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,193 (Lowered voice) They probably will. 424 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:28,432 W... wait, wait. At least let me say thanks. 425 00:16:34,403 --> 00:16:35,670 Mmm. 426 00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:37,089 Mmm! 427 00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:38,536 Mwah! 428 00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:40,640 (Whispers) That was way... 429 00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:43,178 way more erotic than it should've been. 430 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,246 Okay. Well... 431 00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:47,282 Good-bye, Fatima. 432 00:16:47,316 --> 00:16:49,601 Good-bye, hash and eggs. (Kisses) 433 00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:53,171 What a sad ending to a sad story. 434 00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:57,142 He really didn't have anyone who cared about him. 435 00:16:57,176 --> 00:16:59,252 Yeah, he did. 436 00:17:00,112 --> 00:17:01,598 Yeah, he did. 437 00:17:02,294 --> 00:17:04,269 Who? 438 00:17:05,497 --> 00:17:06,240 (Jarrison) Hello? 439 00:17:06,219 --> 00:17:08,203 Oh, thank God! This is Tessa. 440 00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:09,564 Just kiddin' around, silly. 441 00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:11,026 I'm not here to take your call, 442 00:17:11,026 --> 00:17:13,201 but if you leave your nombre, hombre, 443 00:17:13,224 --> 00:17:14,559 I'll get back to you. (Beep) 444 00:17:15,274 --> 00:17:16,439 Yes, hi. 445 00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:20,427 Uh, this Tessa Altman. I'm Ryan Shay's girlfriend. 446 00:17:20,678 --> 00:17:24,532 And I know he asked you to hobble him recently, 447 00:17:24,556 --> 00:17:26,034 but he's changed his mind. 448 00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:28,323 He would like to maintain full use of his body, 449 00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:32,197 so please don't do anything to jeopardize it. 450 00:17:32,705 --> 00:17:36,099 Copy that and call off the hit. 451 00:17:37,492 --> 00:17:39,760 (Beep) I think we're good. 452 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,004 (Sighs) Okay. Good. 453 00:17:42,124 --> 00:17:42,888 (Sighs deeply) 454 00:17:42,919 --> 00:17:44,522 Oh, lord, please forgive me! 455 00:17:44,569 --> 00:17:46,696 Aah! Aah! Aah! 456 00:17:46,751 --> 00:17:48,847 (Gasps) Aah! Aah! 457 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,693 (Inhales sharply) 458 00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:51,968 No, I'm good. 459 00:17:51,976 --> 00:17:53,109 (Laughing) Yeah. 460 00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:55,870 It's really weird. It's actually hurtin' my hand. 461 00:17:55,893 --> 00:17:58,881 It's like, mm, really in pain, actually. 462 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,254 (Sniffles) Mm. 463 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:01,360 Well, uh, you two have a nice night, 464 00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:03,588 and I'm sorry I couldn't help you out with your problem. 465 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:07,435 Mm-hmm. I left you a message saying that he changed his mind. 466 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,164 Oh, I don't check my messages, sweetie. 467 00:18:09,148 --> 00:18:11,205 Well, you were right there in the bushes. 468 00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:14,161 You had to hear me leave the message saying 469 00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:15,780 he didn't want you to do it. 470 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,727 I heard what now? 471 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,949 Never mind. 472 00:18:20,069 --> 00:18:21,654 Will do. 473 00:18:21,774 --> 00:18:23,124 Oh, wait. Before I forget, 474 00:18:23,132 --> 00:18:25,767 next week, I'm running a sale at the photo shop. 475 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,717 All the wallet-sized prints are gonna be half-off. 476 00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:31,813 Okay. 477 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,339 You want a wallet-sized of me 478 00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:36,044 to look at while you're off at college? 479 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:39,743 Mm, no. I want a life-sized of you. 480 00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:42,511 Well, you have one right here. 481 00:18:42,879 --> 00:18:44,013 Aah! 482 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,783 Wow! 483 00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:49,018 Still good. 484 00:18:49,057 --> 00:18:50,293 - Oh, dang! - Yeah. 485 00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:51,982 (Chuckles) I really didn't wanna let you down, Ryan. 486 00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,758 We said we called it off. 487 00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:55,728 Hmm? 488 00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:57,903 Mm? 489 00:19:06,795 --> 00:19:07,858 What's this? 490 00:19:07,874 --> 00:19:10,228 I feel really bad that I lied to you, Tessa, 491 00:19:10,212 --> 00:19:11,542 about where Ryan was, 492 00:19:11,597 --> 00:19:13,630 so I made you this apology cake. 493 00:19:14,005 --> 00:19:15,319 (Chuckles) Wow. 494 00:19:15,335 --> 00:19:17,384 Thanks. It looks delicious. 495 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,932 Oh, it's not. My mom stopped keeping sugar in the house, 496 00:19:19,932 --> 00:19:21,426 so I had to use cumin. 497 00:19:21,442 --> 00:19:22,670 Oh. 498 00:19:22,881 --> 00:19:25,289 So I guess I'm sorry about two things. 499 00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:30,200 Did you hear my clown song at Marty's funeral? 500 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,179 Uh, y... yeah. 501 00:19:32,226 --> 00:19:33,289 Thanks. 502 00:19:33,409 --> 00:19:35,706 It was partly about us. 503 00:19:37,505 --> 00:19:39,679 (Glasses clatter) I can't really see. 504 00:19:39,694 --> 00:19:42,111 Marty's death got me thinking, Evan. 505 00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:44,387 And in this crazy, meshuggah world, 506 00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:46,092 you've have to be a shmendrik 507 00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:48,688 not to know your b'shert when you meet them. 508 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:51,199 Dalia, did you learn yiddish for me? 509 00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:52,825 I don't care 510 00:19:52,802 --> 00:19:55,602 if your abba has an aneurysm. 511 00:19:56,179 --> 00:19:57,855 I want you. 512 00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:00,783 Bad. 513 00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:09,756 (Gasping) 514 00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:14,698 (Whispers) You're so turned on right now. 515 00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:20,229 If you don't occasionally 516 00:20:20,241 --> 00:20:22,156 journey outside your comfort zone, 517 00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:25,979 then your life isn't much of a journey. 518 00:20:26,454 --> 00:20:29,946 ♪ 519 00:20:30,428 --> 00:20:33,945 (Man) * I go to work every morning * 520 00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:37,055 ♪ lately, it seems like a grind ♪ 521 00:20:38,006 --> 00:20:42,654 ♪ when I'm without you, I think about you ♪ 522 00:20:42,691 --> 00:20:45,719 ♪ can't get you out of my mind ♪ 523 00:20:46,132 --> 00:20:50,255 (men and women) * sometimes I go to a movie * 524 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:54,315 ♪ all by myself to unwind ♪ 525 00:20:54,435 --> 00:20:58,357 ♪ it gets so lonely watching you only ♪ 526 00:20:58,864 --> 00:21:00,528 (Man) * can't get you * 527 00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:03,018 ♪ out of my mind ♪ 528 00:21:03,068 --> 00:21:04,695 There you go, buddy. 529 00:21:04,751 --> 00:21:06,747 ♪ Out of my mind ♪ 530 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:09,194 Now you finally took that trip outside of Chatswin. 531 00:21:09,413 --> 00:21:10,896 (Cap whirring) 532 00:21:11,016 --> 00:21:13,655 You know what? Let Marty be a lesson to us. 533 00:21:13,711 --> 00:21:17,209 At my... memorial buffet, I want them to say, 534 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,149 "George Altman... now that guy lived." 535 00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:20,282 (Chuckles) 536 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:23,016 He knew what he wanted and he went after it. 537 00:21:23,136 --> 00:21:24,730 No, you're right. 538 00:21:24,968 --> 00:21:27,620 You have to go after what you want in life. 539 00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,679 Otherwise, what's the point? 540 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,166 I'm in love with Carmen. 541 00:21:38,438 --> 00:21:39,714 What?! 542 00:21:39,879 --> 00:21:45,665 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -