1 00:00:01,775 --> 00:00:03,941 Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night, 2 00:00:03,972 --> 00:00:06,843 and just... walk around the house 3 00:00:07,210 --> 00:00:08,555 for hours. 4 00:00:08,594 --> 00:00:10,026 (Marty) You're gettin' old. 5 00:00:10,325 --> 00:00:12,760 The older we get, the less we sleep. 6 00:00:12,794 --> 00:00:16,330 I sleep 45 minutes a night now, tops. 7 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:17,464 Ser... seriously, Marty? 8 00:00:17,499 --> 00:00:19,661 You... you only sleep for 45 minutes a night? 9 00:00:19,781 --> 00:00:20,975 Tops. 10 00:00:20,975 --> 00:00:22,555 And how long do you spend in the steam? 11 00:00:22,586 --> 00:00:25,808 I try to get anywhere between eight and ten hours. 12 00:00:26,332 --> 00:00:28,241 I'm gonna get a smoothie. 13 00:00:28,249 --> 00:00:31,010 You know, Marty, I'm realizing, I don't know much about you. 14 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:33,004 It seems like all our exchanges are limited 15 00:00:33,043 --> 00:00:34,630 to you telling me to shut the steam room door. (Chuckles) 16 00:00:34,670 --> 00:00:36,140 (Chuckles) Yeah. 17 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:38,137 (Door closes) 18 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:42,208 Okay. Well... (Clears throat) have a great day. 19 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:43,515 I've worked the same job, 20 00:00:43,507 --> 00:00:45,767 lived in the same house, and ate the same breakfast 21 00:00:45,782 --> 00:00:48,144 every day for the past 50 years. 22 00:00:48,565 --> 00:00:49,677 The... the same breakfast? 23 00:00:49,677 --> 00:00:51,343 Corned beef hash and eggs. 24 00:00:51,358 --> 00:00:54,361 And I've worn the same shirt every damn day... 25 00:00:54,377 --> 00:00:56,822 a solid Oxford button-down. 26 00:00:56,856 --> 00:01:00,192 And I never set one foot outside of Chatswin. 27 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,343 You're kidding. 28 00:01:01,378 --> 00:01:02,778 I'm not a kidder. 29 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:04,647 Y... wh... why not? 30 00:01:04,681 --> 00:01:06,463 Oh, my parents never joked. 31 00:01:06,468 --> 00:01:09,205 No, no. Why didn't you ever leave Chatswin? 32 00:01:09,221 --> 00:01:12,075 Didn't you... I don't know, ever want to travel or... 33 00:01:12,088 --> 00:01:13,355 Of course I did, 34 00:01:13,390 --> 00:01:15,657 but I had to wait for the right time, George. 35 00:01:15,946 --> 00:01:19,301 I've got 3,000 vacation days saved up 36 00:01:19,528 --> 00:01:21,866 and a closet full of non-Oxfords. 37 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:24,549 Prints, plaids, Hawaiians... 38 00:01:24,533 --> 00:01:26,543 some real whimsical (Bleep). 39 00:01:26,946 --> 00:01:28,608 This time next year, 40 00:01:28,654 --> 00:01:31,582 I'll be exploring the great wide open. 41 00:01:32,041 --> 00:01:34,950 That... that sounds great, Marty. 42 00:01:34,987 --> 00:01:35,912 Yep. 43 00:01:36,334 --> 00:01:39,040 The best years of my life are ahead of me. 44 00:01:39,074 --> 00:01:40,674 (Emergency radio chatter) 45 00:01:40,794 --> 00:01:41,993 (Siren wailing) 46 00:01:42,027 --> 00:01:43,544 (Monitor beeping rhythmically) 47 00:01:44,366 --> 00:01:46,001 There's nothing you coulda done, buddy. 48 00:01:46,121 --> 00:01:49,661 Marty is schvitzing in the big steam room in the sky now. 49 00:01:50,154 --> 00:01:51,867 (Tessa) George wasn't the only one 50 00:01:51,874 --> 00:01:53,102 who had blindsided. 51 00:01:53,157 --> 00:01:56,285 I can't believe Ryan lied... to me. 52 00:01:56,277 --> 00:01:57,170 And you're just as guilty. 53 00:01:57,178 --> 00:01:59,078 You let me believe that he was at an away game 54 00:01:59,078 --> 00:01:59,977 instead of... 55 00:02:00,611 --> 00:02:02,513 wherever he was. 56 00:02:02,548 --> 00:02:04,576 Tessa, when you first started dating my brother, 57 00:02:04,630 --> 00:02:06,452 you put me in a very awkward place. 58 00:02:06,437 --> 00:02:08,885 You think you know somebody. You wear their letterman jacket. 59 00:02:09,005 --> 00:02:10,770 You put your tongue on top of their tongue 60 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,131 and you move it around, 61 00:02:12,170 --> 00:02:15,079 only to find out that they are a lying liar 62 00:02:15,199 --> 00:02:17,707 who lies their lies directly to your face. 63 00:02:17,731 --> 00:02:19,344 Look, I know how you feel. 64 00:02:19,349 --> 00:02:21,031 I experienced the same sense of betrayal 65 00:02:21,024 --> 00:02:23,761 when I found out the real deal about high fructose corn syrup. 66 00:02:23,881 --> 00:02:26,498 I mean, sugar is sugar. 67 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,250 Am I right? 68 00:02:28,297 --> 00:02:31,347 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 69 00:02:31,362 --> 00:02:36,214 (Alih Jey) * last night I had a pleasant nightmare * 70 00:02:36,248 --> 00:02:39,500 ♪ da-da-da-da, da, da, da, da ♪ 71 00:02:39,551 --> 00:02:41,219 Javier! 72 00:02:41,253 --> 00:02:42,772 Is that what I think it is? 73 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,845 If you think it's chocolate cake, then yes. 74 00:02:44,853 --> 00:02:46,433 Otherwise, no. 75 00:02:46,553 --> 00:02:48,192 I specifically asked for no chocolate cake. 76 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,380 Marty hated chocolate cake. 77 00:02:49,412 --> 00:02:51,601 He did? I thought he loved chocolate cake. 78 00:02:52,477 --> 00:02:54,159 Well, hold on. 79 00:02:54,279 --> 00:02:55,847 Now you've got me second-guessing myself. 80 00:02:55,848 --> 00:02:57,170 Did he love chocolate cake? 81 00:02:57,201 --> 00:02:58,758 You know what? Now I'm backpedaling. 82 00:02:58,789 --> 00:02:59,837 I love chocolate cake. 83 00:02:59,845 --> 00:03:01,855 Maybe I just assumed Marty did, too. 84 00:03:01,862 --> 00:03:03,608 Well, it's not like we can ask him. 85 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,727 (Laughs) 86 00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:08,159 Maybe I should just take the cake home 87 00:03:08,151 --> 00:03:09,582 and enjoy it with my family. 88 00:03:09,702 --> 00:03:12,875 No. I think we both know he wouldn't have wanted that. 89 00:03:12,891 --> 00:03:14,565 (Whispers) Why don't we just set it right... 90 00:03:14,588 --> 00:03:16,887 (Dishes clatter) 91 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:20,180 (George) Oh, hash and eggs. 92 00:03:20,196 --> 00:03:21,947 Hey. What's that buddy? 93 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:22,761 (Clears throat) Oh, nothing. 94 00:03:22,753 --> 00:03:24,622 It's just, we should have had corned beef hash and eggs. 95 00:03:24,606 --> 00:03:25,819 It was Marty's favorite. 96 00:03:25,866 --> 00:03:28,181 It was? I didn't know that. 97 00:03:28,650 --> 00:03:32,177 Sometimes you don't know people as well as you think you do. 98 00:03:32,297 --> 00:03:33,475 (Flushes) 99 00:03:35,711 --> 00:03:37,002 Tessa. 100 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:39,074 You're not allowed in here unless you have a penis. 101 00:03:39,194 --> 00:03:40,646 Then what's your excuse? 102 00:03:40,677 --> 00:03:41,921 (Chuckles) Burn. 103 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,219 Shut up, Jason. 104 00:03:43,188 --> 00:03:45,237 You pee sitting down like a girl. 105 00:03:45,613 --> 00:03:46,927 I'm pooing, you idiot. 106 00:03:46,966 --> 00:03:49,508 It doesn't sound like you're pooing to me. 107 00:03:49,628 --> 00:03:51,095 'Cause I'm on antibiotics. 108 00:03:51,215 --> 00:03:52,746 Okay, maybe this isn't the best place 109 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,583 - to get into this. Oh, hold on. - Hold on. Tessa, wait. Wait. 110 00:03:54,599 --> 00:03:56,304 Tessa, wait. Just let me explain. 111 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,048 I'm sorry I lied about where I was, 112 00:03:58,048 --> 00:03:58,752 but it's not my fault. 113 00:03:58,767 --> 00:03:59,706 I'm being pursued. 114 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:01,105 Oh, let me guess. Some stupid cheerleader 115 00:04:01,090 --> 00:04:03,733 or that foreign exchange student with the braless perkies? 116 00:04:03,725 --> 00:04:04,992 What? No, Tessa. 117 00:04:05,008 --> 00:04:06,814 I'm not being pursued by girls. 118 00:04:06,934 --> 00:04:08,433 Well, I am, but that's not what I was off doing. 119 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,357 I'm being pursued by colleges 120 00:04:10,404 --> 00:04:12,078 for football. 121 00:04:12,664 --> 00:04:13,805 (Sighs) 122 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,730 Oh. (Exhales) 123 00:04:16,887 --> 00:04:18,694 I mean... 124 00:04:19,006 --> 00:04:20,399 Oh! 125 00:04:20,446 --> 00:04:22,025 That's great. 126 00:04:22,377 --> 00:04:24,755 Why did you lie to me about that? 127 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:28,320 I wasn't sure how you'd feel about me going away. 128 00:04:28,609 --> 00:04:31,566 Well, give me some credit, Ryan. 129 00:04:31,581 --> 00:04:33,380 So how do you feel? 130 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,562 (Sighs deeply) 131 00:04:36,093 --> 00:04:37,861 I feel great about it. 132 00:04:37,981 --> 00:04:40,998 I mean, I'm... I'm fine with it. 133 00:04:41,118 --> 00:04:43,736 Of course you're going away. I'm going away, too. 134 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:46,457 That's what kids do. 135 00:04:46,804 --> 00:04:48,872 They go away to college, right? 136 00:04:48,906 --> 00:04:50,440 (Bell rings) 137 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,478 Ryan had obviously 138 00:04:51,486 --> 00:04:53,668 been thinking about his future without me. 139 00:04:53,788 --> 00:04:55,952 Maybe it was time I started preparing 140 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:57,617 for a future without him. 141 00:04:57,633 --> 00:04:59,516 (Clinks) 142 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,050 (Amplified voice) You guys, 143 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,119 can you guys seriously shut up? 144 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,690 I'm, like, seriously about to get started, you guys. 145 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,975 (Clears throat) 146 00:05:10,278 --> 00:05:12,328 Marty's dead. 147 00:05:13,728 --> 00:05:16,750 (Judy Collins) * isn't it rich? * 148 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:19,406 (Flat voice) * isn't it it great? * 149 00:05:19,437 --> 00:05:20,837 * Are we a pair? * 150 00:05:20,872 --> 00:05:23,640 ♪ Isn't it rich? ♪ 151 00:05:24,381 --> 00:05:27,587 * Me here at last on the ground * 152 00:05:27,641 --> 00:05:29,315 * you in midair * * Marty in midair * 153 00:05:29,346 --> 00:05:30,884 - Psst. George. - Hmm? 154 00:05:31,004 --> 00:05:33,115 How do you like my tribute acrylics? 155 00:05:33,154 --> 00:05:35,868 * bring in the clowns * 156 00:05:36,174 --> 00:05:39,114 * they're already here * * don't bother * 157 00:05:39,474 --> 00:05:41,797 * here * 158 00:05:41,789 --> 00:05:42,600 (noah) Okay! 159 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,143 Okay. 160 00:05:44,338 --> 00:05:47,413 (Amplified voice) Thank you. Thank you, uh, Dalia, for... 161 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,611 a beautiful rendition of a song that I... 162 00:05:50,838 --> 00:05:52,981 I think Marty would've wanted you to stop singing. 163 00:05:53,216 --> 00:05:55,656 Marty was mishpucha to me. 164 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:56,946 (Noah) Okay, thank you. 165 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:58,479 Friends... (Clears throat) 166 00:05:58,533 --> 00:05:59,761 We've gathered here 167 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:02,975 to celebrate the life of a great man, 168 00:06:03,419 --> 00:06:06,315 of a kind man, a caring man. 169 00:06:07,308 --> 00:06:09,508 But first, a little housekeeping. 170 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:12,619 Um, Kathy Greenspan misplaced a pearl earring. 171 00:06:12,650 --> 00:06:14,879 So let's all keep an eye out for that. 172 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,545 (Mouths word) A last-minute reminder, 173 00:06:16,566 --> 00:06:18,116 the pool reopens next week. 174 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:20,686 And speaking of strokes, 175 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,455 let's get back to Marty's memorial. (Chuckles) 176 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:28,277 Nothing? Okay. It's a tough crowd. 177 00:06:28,613 --> 00:06:30,951 While country club members were saying good-bye 178 00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:32,062 to an old friend, 179 00:06:32,182 --> 00:06:33,704 I was connecting with a new one... 180 00:06:33,824 --> 00:06:35,010 Noah's daughter Jenna. 181 00:06:35,042 --> 00:06:37,294 Yeah, the long-distance thing doesn't work. 182 00:06:37,414 --> 00:06:39,679 Trust me. Tried it my first year at Brown. 183 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:40,540 Really? 184 00:06:40,563 --> 00:06:43,175 And besides, as soon as you get out of Chatswin, 185 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:45,710 you're gonna have a whole new perspective. 186 00:06:45,749 --> 00:06:47,235 Hey, guys. 187 00:06:47,485 --> 00:06:50,262 Tessa, I want you to meet two more Chatswin refugees. 188 00:06:50,382 --> 00:06:51,873 Colette goes to Sarah Lawrence. 189 00:06:51,993 --> 00:06:52,569 (Tessa) Hi. 190 00:06:52,608 --> 00:06:54,384 And Bastian goes to Columbia. 191 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,411 Oh, cool. I'm probably gonna look at Columbia. 192 00:06:57,531 --> 00:06:58,904 What'd you say your name was? 193 00:06:58,927 --> 00:07:00,327 Tessa. 194 00:07:01,563 --> 00:07:07,101 * 195 00:07:07,882 --> 00:07:10,502 Uh, Marty's postal worker... wow. 196 00:07:10,525 --> 00:07:12,230 I had no idea. 197 00:07:12,253 --> 00:07:15,804 Marty didn't receive many parcels. 198 00:07:16,351 --> 00:07:17,610 Mm. 199 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:21,184 Um, now let's hear from the man who knew Marty best. 200 00:07:21,419 --> 00:07:24,774 Uh, his best friend and closest confidant, 201 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,721 his bestie... 202 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:28,567 Mr. George Altman. 203 00:07:28,687 --> 00:07:30,038 (Gasps) Come on up here. (Chuckles) 204 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,422 Oh! What? 205 00:07:31,542 --> 00:07:33,828 (Clenched teeth) Come on. 206 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,379 (Whispering) His bestie? 207 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:36,958 I barely knew the guy. What do you want me to say? 208 00:07:37,078 --> 00:07:38,318 (Whispering) Look, this is pathetic, George. 209 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:40,368 I can't have a postal worker eulogize Marty. 210 00:07:40,402 --> 00:07:41,636 Tell that story. 211 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,270 The story you told me earlier, 212 00:07:43,305 --> 00:07:46,173 the great one about the... corned beef hash. 213 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,079 What great story, that he used to eat it? 214 00:07:48,095 --> 00:07:49,560 That's the one. 215 00:07:49,611 --> 00:07:52,294 Look, I would do this myself except that I'm too emotional. 216 00:07:52,287 --> 00:07:54,735 I'm still grappling with my loss of Carmen. 217 00:07:54,789 --> 00:07:56,217 (Chuckles) The loss of Carmen? 218 00:07:56,251 --> 00:07:58,153 Noah, your housekeeper didn't die. 219 00:07:58,152 --> 00:07:59,803 She's just working for another family. 220 00:07:59,857 --> 00:08:00,788 (Speaks inaudibly) 221 00:08:00,806 --> 00:08:02,540 A part of me died when she left. 222 00:08:02,574 --> 00:08:05,089 Just... come on. Okay, go. 223 00:08:06,061 --> 00:08:07,094 Hi. 224 00:08:07,128 --> 00:08:08,562 Hi, George! 225 00:08:09,751 --> 00:08:11,886 Well, uh, what can I say about Marty? 226 00:08:12,089 --> 00:08:14,122 I know what he liked to eat for breakfast. 227 00:08:14,242 --> 00:08:16,422 I know how much he loved to steam. 228 00:08:19,856 --> 00:08:21,459 But the truth is... 229 00:08:21,493 --> 00:08:24,110 I didn't know Marty. 230 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:28,015 I guess none of us did. 231 00:08:28,896 --> 00:08:32,870 And as... as touching as Dalia's tribute was... 232 00:08:33,307 --> 00:08:35,339 I'm not sure they ever even met. 233 00:08:35,374 --> 00:08:36,957 We didn't. 234 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,812 The fact that we didn't know Marty... 235 00:08:41,847 --> 00:08:43,631 (Sighs) 236 00:08:43,942 --> 00:08:46,500 that might be the biggest tragedy of all. 237 00:08:48,804 --> 00:08:50,934 (Clapping) 238 00:08:54,179 --> 00:08:56,227 - Here. - What's this? 239 00:08:56,278 --> 00:08:57,395 It's Marty. 240 00:08:57,446 --> 00:08:58,808 The club wants you to have him. 241 00:08:58,808 --> 00:09:00,031 Oh. 242 00:09:00,065 --> 00:09:01,366 Me? 243 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:03,125 Of all the people who didn't know him, 244 00:09:03,157 --> 00:09:04,785 you didn't know him the least. 245 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:05,972 Oh, come on. 246 00:09:05,954 --> 00:09:07,074 There's gotta be a more meaningful 247 00:09:07,059 --> 00:09:09,280 final resting place for Marty than with me. 248 00:09:09,311 --> 00:09:12,043 Perhaps, but no backsies. 249 00:09:12,077 --> 00:09:13,661 Uh, o... okay. 250 00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:16,831 Seriously, no backsies. 251 00:09:24,112 --> 00:09:25,575 Did she break up with you? 252 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:26,725 It was hard to tell. 253 00:09:26,845 --> 00:09:28,429 Well, did she say, 254 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,666 "I don't want to go out with you anymore"? 255 00:09:30,713 --> 00:09:32,520 Not with her words. 256 00:09:32,825 --> 00:09:34,280 Hey, maybe I should defer for a year 257 00:09:34,303 --> 00:09:35,586 and stay in Chatswin. 258 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,228 Then I can apply to whatever school she's going to, 259 00:09:37,236 --> 00:09:38,682 and we can be together. 260 00:09:38,802 --> 00:09:39,816 Mnh-mnh. That's not gonna work. 261 00:09:39,936 --> 00:09:40,443 Oh. 262 00:09:40,466 --> 00:09:42,171 Yeah, Tessa's gonna attend a school 263 00:09:42,179 --> 00:09:44,220 that values a curious mind, 264 00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:46,191 creativity, hard work, 265 00:09:46,214 --> 00:09:47,661 intellect. 266 00:09:47,781 --> 00:09:50,250 Whereas, you're most likely going to attend 267 00:09:50,273 --> 00:09:51,611 the university of Florida. 268 00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:53,549 Damn, this perfect body! 269 00:09:53,972 --> 00:09:55,584 Life would be so much simpler 270 00:09:55,592 --> 00:09:58,070 if I were soft and misshapen like you, Lisa. 271 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,469 The lord has given you a gift. 272 00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:08,934 You have a perfect body. That's your cross to bear. 273 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:11,327 Mine's that I'm a lady in the street 274 00:10:11,351 --> 00:10:13,697 and a freak in the bed. 275 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,835 (Door opens) 276 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,470 (Dallas) Midday to you, George. (Door closes) 277 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:23,959 Really? Is it midday already? 278 00:10:24,079 --> 00:10:25,941 It sure is. 279 00:10:25,975 --> 00:10:27,361 How about a little... 280 00:10:27,384 --> 00:10:28,502 afternoon delight? 281 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:29,847 D... Dallas, please. 282 00:10:29,967 --> 00:10:31,562 Marty is right here. 283 00:10:31,581 --> 00:10:33,615 Oh. Hey, Marty. 284 00:10:33,649 --> 00:10:35,433 Did he say "hey" back? 285 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,488 He doesn't communicate through me. 286 00:10:37,608 --> 00:10:39,561 I'm just in charge of his ashes somehow. 287 00:10:39,944 --> 00:10:43,009 Oh. Well, should we take Marty's ashes to a movie? 288 00:10:43,032 --> 00:10:43,674 I don't know. 289 00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:44,722 Frankly, I have no idea 290 00:10:44,776 --> 00:10:46,904 where Marty would want his ashes to be. 291 00:10:47,193 --> 00:10:50,650 This... this whole thing is weighing on me. 292 00:10:51,097 --> 00:10:54,333 I mean, I'm in charge of his final resting place? 293 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:56,168 (Chuckles) Me? 294 00:10:56,219 --> 00:10:58,520 I... I don't know where he'd want to rest. 295 00:10:58,554 --> 00:11:01,221 Well, how about the club? 296 00:11:01,223 --> 00:11:03,108 It was his favorite place to be. 297 00:11:03,143 --> 00:11:05,525 (Dallas) You could leave Marty's ashes in his locker. 298 00:11:05,572 --> 00:11:07,079 I feel weird about this. 299 00:11:07,113 --> 00:11:09,114 We're breaking into a dead man's locker. 300 00:11:09,122 --> 00:11:11,648 Yeah, but we have the dead man here with us, 301 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,935 and he's cool with it. 302 00:11:15,055 --> 00:11:17,156 You're cool with it, aren't ya, Marty? 303 00:11:19,309 --> 00:11:20,900 Did he say he was cool with it? 304 00:11:20,876 --> 00:11:22,604 He doesn't speak through me. 305 00:11:23,747 --> 00:11:25,998 (Sighs) Okay. 306 00:11:29,019 --> 00:11:30,847 (Grunts) Break it. 307 00:11:30,894 --> 00:11:32,005 (Wood cracking) (Grunts) 308 00:11:32,396 --> 00:11:33,405 Mm! 309 00:11:35,555 --> 00:11:36,376 Yeesh. 310 00:11:36,392 --> 00:11:37,432 (Crowbar clanks) 311 00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:39,121 Foot powder, tooth powder, 312 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,411 medicated powder... 313 00:11:40,531 --> 00:11:42,413 who knew that Marty was a man 314 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,558 of this many powders? 315 00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:47,285 And now ironically, he himself is a powder. 316 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,730 You know what? I... I don't feel comfortable with this. 317 00:11:49,764 --> 00:11:52,666 I can't believe there wasn't anyone in his life 318 00:11:52,786 --> 00:11:54,618 that he was close to. 319 00:11:56,561 --> 00:11:58,605 Hey. Check it out. 320 00:11:58,639 --> 00:11:59,751 What? 321 00:11:59,774 --> 00:12:01,224 Bora Bora. 322 00:12:01,574 --> 00:12:03,419 Well done, Mr. Krupp. 323 00:12:04,395 --> 00:12:07,164 And there's a second ticket. 324 00:12:07,198 --> 00:12:09,934 A second ticket? You know what that means. 325 00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:13,602 You and I are going to Bora Bora! (Laughs) 326 00:12:13,722 --> 00:12:15,212 - No. - No? 327 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,793 No, it means there was someone in Marty's life. 328 00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:19,576 Someone he wanted to travel with. 329 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,048 Someone that would know what to do with Marty's ashes. 330 00:12:22,063 --> 00:12:23,228 And that someone 331 00:12:23,268 --> 00:12:26,998 is Fatima... Smadja. 332 00:12:28,343 --> 00:12:30,095 Perfect. 333 00:12:32,026 --> 00:12:34,678 Well, what a pleasant surprise. 334 00:12:34,881 --> 00:12:36,226 What brings the Shay train 335 00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:39,182 ambling through the Jarrison Station today? 336 00:12:39,221 --> 00:12:40,605 Can I ask you a question? 337 00:12:40,628 --> 00:12:43,123 So long as it's not about the trial. (Laughs) 338 00:12:43,243 --> 00:12:44,609 J.K. 339 00:12:44,985 --> 00:12:46,424 If someone gives you a gift, 340 00:12:46,424 --> 00:12:48,050 does it mean you have to keep it? 341 00:12:48,387 --> 00:12:51,632 Well, it depends. Who's the gift from? 342 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:53,274 The lord. 343 00:12:53,394 --> 00:12:54,956 I see. 344 00:12:55,076 --> 00:12:56,793 And did you keep the receipt? 345 00:12:56,913 --> 00:12:59,014 (Chuckles) 346 00:13:00,015 --> 00:13:02,096 What? 347 00:13:09,085 --> 00:13:11,329 (Tessa) It was easy to imagine my life without Ryan. 348 00:13:11,314 --> 00:13:12,737 Too easy. 349 00:13:12,745 --> 00:13:15,818 So should we go to the Ingmar Bergman retrospective 350 00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:18,868 or check out the Matisse exhibit at the Met? 351 00:13:18,876 --> 00:13:20,964 Let's do both. 352 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,827 ♪ 353 00:13:24,124 --> 00:13:28,715 (Subway car clattering, whistle blows) 354 00:13:28,835 --> 00:13:30,271 It was inevitable. 355 00:13:30,271 --> 00:13:32,664 Ryan and I were destined for different things, 356 00:13:32,698 --> 00:13:34,917 and it was only a matter of time. 357 00:13:34,968 --> 00:13:37,114 But it wasn't that time. 358 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,238 Not yet. 359 00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:44,176 Ryan! (Sighs) 360 00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:45,677 I'm so glad to see you. 361 00:13:45,695 --> 00:13:47,015 Tessa, I don't wanna scare you off 362 00:13:47,054 --> 00:13:48,730 by bringing up the "L" word, 363 00:13:48,765 --> 00:13:51,269 so I'm just gonna say that... 364 00:13:51,389 --> 00:13:53,107 I love you. 365 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:56,517 I'm in love with you, and I love loving you. 366 00:13:59,192 --> 00:14:01,260 Wait. Which "L" word were you talking about? 367 00:14:01,294 --> 00:14:02,461 Leaving. 368 00:14:02,495 --> 00:14:04,408 For college. 369 00:14:04,806 --> 00:14:07,449 Crap! I wasn't... I wasn't gonna say that word, but... 370 00:14:07,484 --> 00:14:09,318 you don't have to worry. 371 00:14:09,352 --> 00:14:11,470 I'm not gonna do it. 372 00:14:11,504 --> 00:14:13,925 I'm not gonna let my perfectly chiseled physique 373 00:14:13,957 --> 00:14:15,491 come between us. 374 00:14:15,881 --> 00:14:17,906 I'm gonna stay here in Chatswin and I'm gonna get fat with you. 375 00:14:17,906 --> 00:14:18,719 No, Ryan, 376 00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:20,612 I can't let you jeopardize everything you've worked for 377 00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:23,169 just because the two of us are dating. 378 00:14:23,289 --> 00:14:24,766 I already jeopardized it. 379 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,917 I jeopardized the hell out of it so we could be together. 380 00:14:28,037 --> 00:14:29,071 What does that mean? 381 00:14:29,105 --> 00:14:30,889 Ryan... 382 00:14:31,343 --> 00:14:33,282 did you do something stupid? 383 00:14:33,845 --> 00:14:35,879 I think we both know the answer to that. 384 00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:44,469 (Sighs) 385 00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:47,756 Excuse me. We're looking for a Fatima Smadja? 386 00:14:48,392 --> 00:14:49,666 Thank you. 387 00:14:49,786 --> 00:14:51,527 (Indistinct conversations) 388 00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:54,374 - Fatima? - I'm on break. 389 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,736 Uh, Fatima, I'm sorry, but we have some sad news. 390 00:14:58,049 --> 00:15:00,615 I'm afraid it's Marty. 391 00:15:01,006 --> 00:15:02,593 He's passed away. 392 00:15:05,193 --> 00:15:06,327 Who? 393 00:15:06,629 --> 00:15:08,162 M-Marty? 394 00:15:08,196 --> 00:15:09,413 This old guy? 395 00:15:09,431 --> 00:15:11,081 Bald? Frowned a lot? 396 00:15:11,099 --> 00:15:13,317 Came in here every day for the last 50 years? 397 00:15:13,351 --> 00:15:16,120 You just described 90% of my customers. 398 00:15:16,154 --> 00:15:18,946 Well, it must've been some other Smadja 399 00:15:18,954 --> 00:15:20,839 that was slingin' Marty's hash and eggs. 400 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:23,091 Hash and eggs? Hash and eggs died?! 401 00:15:23,211 --> 00:15:25,867 Oh, no, not hash and eggs! 402 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,323 Why, lord? Hash and eggs was a good man. 403 00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:30,951 I'm sorry. But the good news is, 404 00:15:30,982 --> 00:15:34,564 I am able to reunite you two lovebirds. 405 00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:37,989 Lovebirds?! What the hell you talking about? 406 00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:40,406 Hash and eggs never spoke two words to me 407 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,094 other than "check, please." 408 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,222 But he bought this ticket for you. 409 00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:46,036 He wanted to travel with you. 410 00:15:46,156 --> 00:15:48,632 Oh. Well, he should've made his move. (Laughs) 411 00:15:48,617 --> 00:15:51,769 I might've taken hash and eggs up on it. 412 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:54,389 But now it's too late. He's dead. 413 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,828 And the lunch rush... (Pats countertop) 414 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,228 is about to start. 415 00:15:57,348 --> 00:15:58,557 Okay. Hold on. 416 00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:01,834 Is there a soup that we should know about? 417 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,321 You know what? (Paper rustles) 418 00:16:04,765 --> 00:16:06,032 Here. 419 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,278 I think Marty would've wanted you to have these. 420 00:16:08,398 --> 00:16:11,195 I don't suppose you'd want to take Marty with you? 421 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,743 I would, but... 422 00:16:12,863 --> 00:16:15,488 I feel like they might give me trouble in customs. 423 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,193 (Lowered voice) They probably will. 424 00:16:17,670 --> 00:16:20,432 W... wait, wait. At least let me say thanks. 425 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,670 Mmm. 426 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,089 Mmm! 427 00:16:29,081 --> 00:16:30,536 Mwah! 428 00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:32,640 (Whispers) That was way... 429 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,178 way more erotic than it should've been. 430 00:16:35,212 --> 00:16:37,246 Okay. Well... 431 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,282 Good-bye, Fatima. 432 00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:41,601 Good-bye, hash and eggs. (Kisses) 433 00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:45,171 What a sad ending to a sad story. 434 00:16:45,189 --> 00:16:49,142 He really didn't have anyone who cared about him. 435 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,252 Yeah, he did. 436 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,598 Yeah, he did. 437 00:16:54,294 --> 00:16:56,269 Who? 438 00:16:57,497 --> 00:16:58,240 (Jarrison) Hello? 439 00:16:58,219 --> 00:17:00,203 Oh, thank God! This is Tessa. 440 00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,564 Just kiddin' around, silly. 441 00:17:01,619 --> 00:17:03,026 I'm not here to take your call, 442 00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:05,201 but if you leave your nombre, hombre, 443 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,559 I'll get back to you. (Beep) 444 00:17:07,274 --> 00:17:08,439 Yes, hi. 445 00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:12,427 Uh, this Tessa Altman. I'm Ryan Shay's girlfriend. 446 00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:16,532 And I know he asked you to hobble him recently, 447 00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:18,034 but he's changed his mind. 448 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:20,323 He would like to maintain full use of his body, 449 00:17:20,357 --> 00:17:24,197 so please don't do anything to jeopardize it. 450 00:17:24,705 --> 00:17:28,099 Copy that and call off the hit. 451 00:17:29,492 --> 00:17:31,760 (Beep) I think we're good. 452 00:17:32,143 --> 00:17:34,004 (Sighs) Okay. Good. 453 00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:34,888 (Sighs deeply) 454 00:17:34,919 --> 00:17:36,522 Oh, lord, please forgive me! 455 00:17:36,569 --> 00:17:38,696 Aah! Aah! Aah! 456 00:17:38,751 --> 00:17:40,847 (Gasps) Aah! Aah! 457 00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:42,693 (Inhales sharply) 458 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:43,968 No, I'm good. 459 00:17:43,976 --> 00:17:45,109 (Laughing) Yeah. 460 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,870 It's really weird. It's actually hurtin' my hand. 461 00:17:47,893 --> 00:17:50,881 It's like, mm, really in pain, actually. 462 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,254 (Sniffles) Mm. 463 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,360 Well, uh, you two have a nice night, 464 00:17:53,368 --> 00:17:55,588 and I'm sorry I couldn't help you out with your problem. 465 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,435 Mm-hmm. I left you a message saying that he changed his mind. 466 00:17:59,795 --> 00:18:01,164 Oh, I don't check my messages, sweetie. 467 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,205 Well, you were right there in the bushes. 468 00:18:03,325 --> 00:18:06,161 You had to hear me leave the message saying 469 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,780 he didn't want you to do it. 470 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,727 I heard what now? 471 00:18:10,314 --> 00:18:11,949 Never mind. 472 00:18:12,069 --> 00:18:13,654 Will do. 473 00:18:13,774 --> 00:18:15,124 Oh, wait. Before I forget, 474 00:18:15,132 --> 00:18:17,767 next week, I'm running a sale at the photo shop. 475 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:21,717 All the wallet-sized prints are gonna be half-off. 476 00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:23,813 Okay. 477 00:18:24,654 --> 00:18:26,339 You want a wallet-sized of me 478 00:18:26,394 --> 00:18:28,044 to look at while you're off at college? 479 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:31,743 Mm, no. I want a life-sized of you. 480 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,511 Well, you have one right here. 481 00:18:34,879 --> 00:18:36,013 Aah! 482 00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,783 Wow! 483 00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:41,018 Still good. 484 00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:42,293 - Oh, dang! - Yeah. 485 00:18:42,316 --> 00:18:43,982 (Chuckles) I really didn't wanna let you down, Ryan. 486 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,758 We said we called it off. 487 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,728 Hmm? 488 00:18:47,848 --> 00:18:49,903 Mm? 489 00:18:54,795 --> 00:18:55,858 What's this? 490 00:18:55,874 --> 00:18:58,228 I feel really bad that I lied to you, Tessa, 491 00:18:58,212 --> 00:18:59,542 about where Ryan was, 492 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,630 so I made you this apology cake. 493 00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:03,319 (Chuckles) Wow. 494 00:19:03,335 --> 00:19:05,384 Thanks. It looks delicious. 495 00:19:05,504 --> 00:19:07,932 Oh, it's not. My mom stopped keeping sugar in the house, 496 00:19:07,932 --> 00:19:09,426 so I had to use cumin. 497 00:19:09,442 --> 00:19:10,670 Oh. 498 00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:13,289 So I guess I'm sorry about two things. 499 00:19:14,455 --> 00:19:18,200 Did you hear my clown song at Marty's funeral? 500 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,179 Uh, y... yeah. 501 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:21,289 Thanks. 502 00:19:21,409 --> 00:19:23,706 It was partly about us. 503 00:19:25,505 --> 00:19:27,679 (Glasses clatter) I can't really see. 504 00:19:27,694 --> 00:19:30,111 Marty's death got me thinking, Evan. 505 00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:32,387 And in this crazy, meshuggah world, 506 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,092 you've have to be a shmendrik 507 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,688 not to know your b'shert when you meet them. 508 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,199 Dalia, did you learn yiddish for me? 509 00:19:39,319 --> 00:19:40,825 I don't care 510 00:19:40,802 --> 00:19:43,602 if your abba has an aneurysm. 511 00:19:44,179 --> 00:19:45,855 I want you. 512 00:19:47,238 --> 00:19:48,783 Bad. 513 00:19:54,746 --> 00:19:57,756 (Gasping) 514 00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:02,698 (Whispers) You're so turned on right now. 515 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:08,229 If you don't occasionally 516 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,156 journey outside your comfort zone, 517 00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:13,979 then your life isn't much of a journey. 518 00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:17,946 ♪ 519 00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:21,945 (Man) * I go to work every morning * 520 00:20:22,065 --> 00:20:25,055 ♪ lately, it seems like a grind ♪ 521 00:20:26,006 --> 00:20:30,654 ♪ when I'm without you, I think about you ♪ 522 00:20:30,691 --> 00:20:33,719 ♪ can't get you out of my mind ♪ 523 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:38,255 (men and women) * sometimes I go to a movie * 524 00:20:38,317 --> 00:20:42,315 ♪ all by myself to unwind ♪ 525 00:20:42,435 --> 00:20:46,357 ♪ it gets so lonely watching you only ♪ 526 00:20:46,864 --> 00:20:48,528 (Man) * can't get you * 527 00:20:48,591 --> 00:20:51,018 ♪ out of my mind ♪ 528 00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:52,695 There you go, buddy. 529 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,747 ♪ Out of my mind ♪ 530 00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:57,194 Now you finally took that trip outside of Chatswin. 531 00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:58,896 (Cap whirring) 532 00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:01,655 You know what? Let Marty be a lesson to us. 533 00:21:01,711 --> 00:21:05,209 At my... memorial buffet, I want them to say, 534 00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,149 "George Altman... now that guy lived." 535 00:21:07,174 --> 00:21:08,282 (Chuckles) 536 00:21:08,313 --> 00:21:11,016 He knew what he wanted and he went after it. 537 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:12,730 No, you're right. 538 00:21:12,968 --> 00:21:15,620 You have to go after what you want in life. 539 00:21:15,677 --> 00:21:17,679 Otherwise, what's the point? 540 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,166 I'm in love with Carmen. 541 00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:27,714 What?! 542 00:21:27,879 --> 00:21:33,665 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -