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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Hi.
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- Hey, Lily.
- Where's Whitney?
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Uh, she's at home
watching Shahs of Sunset.
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And you left her alone
with those idiots?
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Yeah, I watched that with her once.
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When GG bought that tiny dog
a $10,000 diamond collar,
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Whitney slapped me.
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It made us both feel better.
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Hey, two new sandwiches?
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And you're doing soups now?
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Yeah. One of the investors
came by yesterday.
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He thought it'd be a good idea
to expand the menu.
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I'm an investor.
We can do that?
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Oh... uh... yeah?
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'Cause I've got, like,
a ton of ideas for this place.
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A ton, huh?
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Want to see my pinterest?
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Oh, I'd love to, but I'm really busy.
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And I don't know what that is.
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So maybe I can run some stuff
by you later?
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Later would be great.
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Is, uh--
is one of your ideas
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getting rid of these damn
T-shirts I wear all the time?
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Gray--gray washes me out.
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- Love the shirt.
- You gotta wear the shirt.
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- The shirt is great.
- Company policy, bro.
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Ooh.
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Not too shabby.
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That's attractive to you--
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big shoulders, wavy hair, pearly smile?
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I guess there's a lid for every pot.
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Have you seen the bike that dude rides?
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Oh, let me guess--
a Schwinn?
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Sorry, Roxanne.
That guy had it coming.
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Yeah, you know, I talked
to him the other day.
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He's got a carbon-fiber exhaust
and an open clutch.
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It gives it this
really cool throaty sound.
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Is there no one else
on earth we can talk about?
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Remember in junior high,
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Sabrina Rosa's dad customized
that old police bike?
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Oh, my God, I remember that bike.
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Whoa, we stared at that bike
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more than we stared at Sabrina rosa.
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She's a dude now.
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Man, you know,
I-I really miss having a bike.
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Yeah, man.
I miss mine too.
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You two used to ride motorcycles?
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Yeah, all throughout high school.
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Yeah, we used to ride
together all the time.
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Out on the road like a young
Dennis Hopper and...Alex.
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Yeah, our dream
was to ride from California
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all the way through Mexico
until we got to Chile.
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Yeah.
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Whatever happened to that?
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You know, we could still do that.
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No, I'm done with motorcycles.
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When you're young, you don't think
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anything could happen to you.
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And then a triple bypass and
two hip replacements later--
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- What?
- I'm talking about my dad.
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He's a cautionary tale.
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- Anyway, I don't want a bike.
- Seriously?
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You guys were gonna ride
to South America
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on your motor-wieners?
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- Hey.
- Oh, come on.
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Motorcycles are totally phallic.
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No, they're not.
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Yes, they are.
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I mean, think about it.
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A guy has this powerful machine
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between his legs ready to carry
you away from everything.
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It's...
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Exciting.
It's sexy.
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It's a lie.
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You know what?
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I should get a bike.
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I mean, those were some of
the happiest times of my life...
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Besides with you.
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Oh, Whitney's not here.
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I don't have to say that.
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Whitney is taped in front
of a live studio audience.
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- Hey.
- Hey. How's it going?
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I'm calming down.
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Better now.
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Rough Shahs?
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They're just so entitled.
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They took a party limo to a party bus
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to a party they didn't even stay at.
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But I'm not gonna let them
get me angry again.
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That's exactly what they want.
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Well, everyone says hi.
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And, uh, R.J.'s dad's
not doing very well.
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Oh, uh, and I'm gonna get a motorcycle.
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No, you're not.
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What?
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You're not getting a motorcycle.
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I can't tell if you're kidding.
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Oh, now I can tell.
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I don't think you get
to just say no to me.
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About this I can.
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I would think that you'd be
into the idea of a motorcycle.
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Based on what?
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Your boots.
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We're a team, okay?
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How are we supposed to be a team
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if your organs
are in three other people?
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I die first.
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We agreed on this.
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The answer's no.
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Look, you can't just
say no to me, all right?
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I mean, I would never
say no to you about anything.
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Why would you?
I don't want a motorcycle.
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But you ride the "L" all night
taking your photos.
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That's really dangerous,
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and I would never say you can't do that.
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Yeah, but that's completely different.
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- How's that different?
- Well, number one,
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that's for my job.
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And number two, I'm
the scariest thing on the "L."
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What is going on with you?
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All of a sudden, you want
to ride a motorcycle again?
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Isn't this like
a midlife-crisis thing?
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[Gasps] Oh, my God.
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Are you secretly 40?
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No, look, just 'cause we're married now
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doesn't mean you get veto power.
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But you're talking
about risking your life.
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I mean, don't you want to be
around long enough
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to see our weird kids grow up?
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Of course. I'm not gonna
miss out on being a bad father.
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Okay, you're not getting a motorcycle.
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This isn't your decision.
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No, it's our decision,
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and our decision is no.
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We'll see.
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We saw.
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I know.
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But we'll see.
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Okay, okay.
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You're hungry.
Why don't we order takeout?
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Wh--um, uh, how about
some Chinese food or...
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Oh, what about that new
Italian place down on Wells?
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- You know, what do you want?
- Uh, Chinese.
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No.
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So, what do you think?
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Good, right?
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You proud of me?
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You ordered new beer?
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Go ahead.
Say it.
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Without asking me?
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You're proud of me.
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"Spektor Brau"?
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Yeah, handcrafted in Germany.
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"Beersel Abbey"?
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Made by franciscan monks.
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"Ladybug lager"?
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Yeah, now, that one's from Sweden.
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By the ladies, for the ladies.
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Got a little bit of stevia in it.
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Lily, you should have
said something to me
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before you emasculated
our beer selection.
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Well, I've been trying
to tell you my ideas,
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but you keep putting me off,
so I'm forcing them on you.
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You are reaping the rewards
of me having nothing else to do.
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Not if it means serving foreign beers.
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What do Germans know about making beer?
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In low bar, we go American
or we go home.
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Mark, I'm a food blogger, all right?
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I see all the trends.
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I know what's going on out there.
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So just give it a week.
You'll see.
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I am trying to keep this
an old-school,
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traditional neighborhood bar.
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Simple food, simple beer,
for simple people.
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Well, speaking for the simple people,
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new beer good.
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See?
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New beer good.
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Mm-mm, no.
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Lily, I'm sorry.
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When those kegs are empty,
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I want 'em out of here.
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I bought a bike.
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Oh, I thought you were
gonna say you're gay.
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Let him finish.
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And then when I woke up this
morning, he was already gone.
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You just summed up my 20s.
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I'm right, right?
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He's talking about doing
something really dangerous.
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I can say no, can't I?
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- Well--
- Wait.
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Are you about to disagree?
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Oh, oh, okay.
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You just want someone to
take your side no matter what.
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Yeah, and Lily was busy, so...
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But you're wrong.
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Okay, well, we're done here.
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Wait, Whit, listen.
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I'm trying to help.
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Alex needs adventures.
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Okay, but I-I don't get
motorcycles.
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I don't think anyone should be able
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to go 100 miles an hour on a chair.
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But that's perfect for Alex.
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He rock-climbs,
he goes mountain biking.
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He--he created a website.
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Even his job is a little risky.
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So you think I should
let him get a motorcycle?
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I'm just saying
that if you hold a guy back
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from being who he is,
he'll just resent you.
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I was hoping he wouldn't
start resenting me
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for another couple of years.
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Well, maybe try to figure out
a way to meet him halfway.
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Like, get him
a really rickety trampoline.
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Okay, yeah,
something that won't kill him,
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like, get him
but that'll hurt him real bad,
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so he knows that I love him.
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- Yes.
- Uh-huh.
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Aw, R.J., you're killing me.
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I mean, look at this thing.
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V-twin engine.
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Five speed.
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First name "Real."
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Last name "Deal."
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I thought you didn't want
to get a motorcycle
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because your dad's about to die.
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I decided a man
can't live his life in fear.
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You can walk out of your door
and get hit by a motorcycle.
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Might as well be on it.
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This thing is beautiful, R.J.
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3 years old, only 2,000 miles.
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Thank you, prison auction.
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So how does it ride?
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Oh, even more of a rush than I remember.
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So when you getting yours?
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Uh, you know,
now is just not a good time.
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- Whitney said no?
- Mm.
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She's got nothing to do with this.
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I thought Whit would like motorcycles.
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Yeah, well, so did I,
but apparently that broad
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can't live without me.
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- So, she did say no.
- Mm.
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Letting his lady call the shots.
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First of all, she's not a lady.
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I would never let a woman boss me around
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other than my mother,
and my older sister,
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and that psycho who cuts my hair.
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Man, this is so, so, so, cool.
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Come on, man.
Look at you.
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Just go get one.
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Look, when I'm ready
to get a motorcycle,
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I'll get a motorcycle.
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Yeah, R.J.
He's gonna get one...
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when Whitney says he can get one.
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All right, scoot up, bro.
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Hey, man, get away from me.
Come on.
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Hey, hey, stop.
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Don't fight in front of my bike.
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00:09:48,064 --> 00:09:49,664
She is a lady.
261
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,837
Hey.
262
00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:58,472
Hey.
What are you doing?
263
00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:02,809
I am proving to you that I'm
not some anti-fun safety freak.
264
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,644
Okay, I know that you're a guy who likes
265
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,446
to live on the edge and take risks.
266
00:10:06,447 --> 00:10:08,949
You play Halo.
I get it.
267
00:10:08,950 --> 00:10:10,084
Cool.
268
00:10:10,085 --> 00:10:12,151
Thank you.
Uh...
269
00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:13,953
That makes me happy
that you would say that.
270
00:10:13,954 --> 00:10:15,355
And I'm not just saying it, okay?
271
00:10:15,356 --> 00:10:18,791
I want to give you
the gift of adventure.
272
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:22,428
Like, in there or--
273
00:10:22,429 --> 00:10:24,030
We only have, like,
two things left to do in there
274
00:10:24,031 --> 00:10:27,132
and I'm saving those for
next time I'm losing a fight.
275
00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:30,936
All right, well, just keep
in mind my left knee's going.
276
00:10:30,937 --> 00:10:33,571
You won't need knees.
277
00:10:33,572 --> 00:10:37,075
Okay, so you have your choice
of racing school,
278
00:10:37,076 --> 00:10:41,446
a helicopter tour of the city,
or running with the bulls.
279
00:10:41,447 --> 00:10:42,714
Oh, it's the Chicago bulls.
280
00:10:42,715 --> 00:10:44,648
It's a 5k.
281
00:10:44,649 --> 00:10:45,950
It's cool, right?
282
00:10:45,951 --> 00:10:47,251
Yeah, cool.
283
00:10:47,252 --> 00:10:49,320
Okay.
284
00:10:49,321 --> 00:10:53,224
I bought a motorcycle.
285
00:10:53,225 --> 00:10:55,993
Cool?
286
00:11:00,371 --> 00:11:02,084
I cannot believe you bought a motorcycle
287
00:11:02,219 --> 00:11:03,540
without even talking
to me about it first.
288
00:11:03,676 --> 00:11:04,775
I did talk to you about it.
289
00:11:04,776 --> 00:11:06,677
- And I said no.
- And I said we'll see.
290
00:11:06,678 --> 00:11:09,279
And I said we saw.
291
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,648
And I said I think
that you're being unreasonable.
292
00:11:11,649 --> 00:11:13,950
Oh, it's unreasonable
for me to care about you?
293
00:11:13,951 --> 00:11:16,019
You know, there's a difference
between caring about me
294
00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,287
and trying to control me.
295
00:11:17,288 --> 00:11:19,623
So, me not wanting you
to die is controlling?
296
00:11:19,624 --> 00:11:22,058
Whitney, I'm not gonna
jump the motorcycle
297
00:11:22,059 --> 00:11:24,860
over Caesar's palace, okay?
298
00:11:24,861 --> 00:11:26,929
I happen to ride very safely.
299
00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:29,898
I am sure you do, but that
thing only has two wheels.
300
00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:31,867
It's not even finished yet.
301
00:11:31,868 --> 00:11:34,036
Why don't you just come out
and look at it with me?
302
00:11:34,037 --> 00:11:35,705
- Come on, it's so cool.
- No, no, no.
303
00:11:35,706 --> 00:11:37,406
If you love me,
you will take that thing back.
304
00:11:37,407 --> 00:11:39,241
And if you love me, you won't
ask me to take it back.
305
00:11:39,242 --> 00:11:42,510
Huh? How's that?
306
00:11:42,511 --> 00:11:44,713
Uh, okay.
307
00:11:44,714 --> 00:11:46,715
Now what?
308
00:11:46,716 --> 00:11:48,350
Well, maybe now is
a good time for you to accept
309
00:11:48,351 --> 00:11:49,951
that this makes me very happy.
310
00:11:49,952 --> 00:11:51,453
It's not going away.
311
00:11:51,454 --> 00:11:55,155
Okay, if it makes you so happy,
why don't you go be with it?
312
00:11:55,156 --> 00:11:57,958
Great idea.
See ya.
313
00:12:00,495 --> 00:12:02,529
Ugh, that was hot.
314
00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:07,368
I forgot the key.
315
00:12:07,369 --> 00:12:09,403
Okay.
316
00:12:09,404 --> 00:12:11,738
Not so hot.
317
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:17,310
- Hi.
- Hello.
318
00:12:17,311 --> 00:12:19,011
Oh, wait, Alex is not with you?
319
00:12:19,012 --> 00:12:22,548
No, he's with her.
320
00:12:22,549 --> 00:12:25,851
God, he has been
on that thing, like, every day.
321
00:12:25,852 --> 00:12:28,953
Honestly, it is literally
my worst nightmare.
322
00:12:28,954 --> 00:12:30,756
I can't compete with a motorcycle.
323
00:12:30,757 --> 00:12:32,123
It's prettier than me,
324
00:12:32,124 --> 00:12:34,559
it's softer where it's supposed to be,
325
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:37,195
it's Asian.
326
00:12:37,196 --> 00:12:40,098
It's younger than you.
327
00:12:40,099 --> 00:12:43,467
No, that's--okay, that's
not the game we're playing.
328
00:12:43,468 --> 00:12:45,536
I mean, I hardly ever see him anymore.
329
00:12:45,537 --> 00:12:47,738
Every day, him and R.J.
are riding around,
330
00:12:47,739 --> 00:12:50,374
wind in their half-beards.
331
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,476
And I'm turning into a neurotic mess.
332
00:12:52,477 --> 00:12:54,178
And that is why we drink.
333
00:12:54,179 --> 00:12:56,614
Oh, hey, Mark,
can we get another pitcher
334
00:12:56,615 --> 00:12:58,081
of this ladybug lager?
335
00:12:58,082 --> 00:13:00,082
Oh, uh, we're out.
336
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,918
What, two kegs in three days?
337
00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:02,919
Yeah.
338
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:06,856
There must have been...a leak.
339
00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:09,158
O-okay.
340
00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:11,394
Well, how about--
oh, how about the Spektor Brau?
341
00:13:11,395 --> 00:13:14,396
Out of that too.
342
00:13:14,397 --> 00:13:15,631
Oh, the beersel Abbey?
343
00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:17,232
You trying to be funny?
344
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:20,369
Might I ask when you'll be
getting more of these brands
345
00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:23,170
that are terrible,
but you're sold out of?
346
00:13:23,171 --> 00:13:26,006
Sorry, I think we're
gonna replace all of those
347
00:13:26,007 --> 00:13:28,142
with beer.
348
00:13:28,143 --> 00:13:29,677
Hmm, interesting.
349
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,680
Highly profitable beverages
not being sold by the manager.
350
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:35,550
Maybe I'll bring this up
at the next investor meeting.
351
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:37,618
We run kind of a loose ship
around here, Lily.
352
00:13:37,619 --> 00:13:39,319
We don't have investor meetings.
353
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,921
Might wanna check your email.
354
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:45,091
You're bringing the Danish.
355
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,461
- R.J.
- Oh, my God.
356
00:13:47,462 --> 00:13:48,562
- Oh, no.
- What happened?
357
00:13:48,563 --> 00:13:50,096
He's fine, we're fine.
358
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,130
Look, it's not a big deal.
359
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,899
Except for my
near-death experience.
360
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,000
I must have lost my mind
buying that motorcycle.
361
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,035
Those damn things will kill you.
362
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:06,011
So, I'm scanning the horizon,
like I naturally do,
363
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,347
and I feel the bike start
leaning and leaning.
364
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,115
So I start pulling and pulling.
365
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,683
Oh, my God, how fast were you going?
366
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,852
He was parked.
367
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,387
He was filling up the gas tank
368
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:18,155
and he didn't have
the kickstand down all the way.
369
00:14:18,156 --> 00:14:19,791
That's one possibility.
370
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,126
So it was a freak accident.
371
00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:24,228
So, Whit, put your hands away.
372
00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:27,364
Or it was God's warning.
373
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,266
And I'm not ready
to meet my makers, guys.
374
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:33,003
I still haven't
told my dad that I love him.
375
00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:36,139
Okay, but it's--it's not
your pouring hand though, is it?
376
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:38,809
No, but thank you for your concern.
377
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:41,177
So is it broken?
378
00:14:41,178 --> 00:14:42,345
No, it's not broken.
379
00:14:42,346 --> 00:14:43,646
It's just--
it's barely a sprain.
380
00:14:43,647 --> 00:14:45,214
He was wearing that brace
on the other hand,
381
00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:47,950
like, an hour ago.
382
00:14:47,951 --> 00:14:49,619
It was scary.
Another inch and--
383
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:52,522
You could have fallen
into the squeegee bucket?
384
00:14:52,523 --> 00:14:54,457
You joke about that squeegee bucket,
385
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:58,527
but you can drown in an inch of water.
386
00:14:58,528 --> 00:14:59,594
Where are you going?
387
00:14:59,595 --> 00:15:02,931
I'm going to finish my ride.
388
00:15:02,932 --> 00:15:04,521
Okay.
389
00:15:07,269 --> 00:15:08,670
So how did you get here?
390
00:15:08,671 --> 00:15:09,738
Where's your bike?
391
00:15:09,739 --> 00:15:12,908
At the gas station.
392
00:15:12,909 --> 00:15:15,709
That thing has the devil in it.
393
00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:17,945
- Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Yeah, look, okay.
394
00:15:17,946 --> 00:15:18,946
I know what you're gonna say.
395
00:15:18,947 --> 00:15:19,947
I just--I don't really feel
396
00:15:19,948 --> 00:15:20,981
like hearing it right now.
397
00:15:20,982 --> 00:15:23,584
No, I was actually just gonna say
398
00:15:23,585 --> 00:15:25,886
have fun.
399
00:15:25,887 --> 00:15:28,021
Really?
400
00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:30,590
Look, I hate this thing.
401
00:15:30,591 --> 00:15:33,059
And I'm gonna worry
every time you're on it,
402
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:36,228
but you made it very clear
that it's not going away,
403
00:15:36,229 --> 00:15:39,866
so I just have to accept it.
404
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:42,569
And I can see
that it makes you real happy,
405
00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:45,572
so have fun.
406
00:15:45,573 --> 00:15:47,639
Obamacare is coming.
407
00:15:49,676 --> 00:15:53,078
Come here.
408
00:15:53,079 --> 00:15:54,813
Thanks, Whit.
409
00:15:54,814 --> 00:15:59,384
And thanks, Obama.
410
00:15:59,385 --> 00:16:02,987
Hey, you know, um, R.J.'s helmet
will probably fit you.
411
00:16:02,988 --> 00:16:04,254
You wanna ride bitch?
412
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,959
Oh, you wanna rephrase that, bitch?
413
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,727
[Chuckles]
414
00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:10,795
Come for a ride with me.
415
00:16:10,796 --> 00:16:12,096
No.
416
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,231
I'll see you at home.
417
00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:18,002
By the way, I think she's had work done.
418
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:28,806
Hey, what are you doing?
419
00:16:28,929 --> 00:16:31,364
Are you writing another email
to Earl Wacker?
420
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,390
It's Brian Urlacher.
421
00:16:33,739 --> 00:16:36,874
And no, it's his turn to write.
422
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,577
I'm posting an ad online.
423
00:16:38,578 --> 00:16:40,212
Oh, for what?
424
00:16:40,213 --> 00:16:41,446
I'm selling the motorcycle.
425
00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:45,216
Oh, but I-I said
it was okay to keep it.
426
00:16:45,217 --> 00:16:48,085
No, I said it was okay to keep it.
427
00:16:48,086 --> 00:16:49,587
Right.
428
00:16:49,588 --> 00:16:53,157
Then why are you selling it?
429
00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:54,925
All right, I'm gonna tell you something,
430
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,595
but I don't want you to think
that you're anything special.
431
00:16:57,596 --> 00:17:00,430
Don't worry,
my parents took care of that.
432
00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:03,166
Look, the other day
I rode along the lake
433
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:07,437
to this cool little diner
and I watched the sunset.
434
00:17:07,438 --> 00:17:08,871
You watched a sunset by the lake.
435
00:17:08,872 --> 00:17:10,844
Were you trying to get the bike pregnant?
436
00:17:11,756 --> 00:17:15,846
The point is, is that, it should
have been great, you know.
437
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,879
But it was only okay.
438
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:23,952
I just--I couldn't have any fun
knowing how worried you are.
439
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:27,289
Plus, when I was riding a bee stung me on the neck,
and it really pissed me off.
440
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:29,324
So, you win.
441
00:17:29,325 --> 00:17:32,426
Okay, this is not about
winning, but great, thank you.
442
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,029
And look, if something
like this comes up again,
443
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:36,930
I don't wanna have
the same argument, all right?
444
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,999
And I certainly don't respond well
445
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,135
to you immediately
just shutting me down with a no.
446
00:17:41,136 --> 00:17:43,103
Okay.
Okay.
447
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,705
- But you understand--
- I ..
448
00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:47,074
But you can't ask me
to live my life in bubble wrap.
449
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:50,910
Why not?
That sounds really fun.
450
00:17:50,911 --> 00:17:52,579
I mean, I wanna go whitewater rafting.
451
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:54,181
I wanna--I wanna go
hang gliding.
452
00:17:54,182 --> 00:17:55,515
That I'm fine with.
453
00:17:55,516 --> 00:17:56,916
I'll do that stuff with you.
454
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,084
Really?
455
00:17:58,085 --> 00:17:59,252
Because I would love that.
456
00:17:59,253 --> 00:18:01,388
Yes, of course.
457
00:18:01,389 --> 00:18:03,056
But I feel like
we should do it kinda soon
458
00:18:03,057 --> 00:18:06,158
before we have our weird kids.
459
00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:07,859
You really think
we're gonna have weird kids?
460
00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:10,062
Are you serious?
461
00:18:10,063 --> 00:18:11,497
With your hair and my mouth,
462
00:18:11,498 --> 00:18:14,366
I'm giving birth to
a more annoying Steven Tyler.
463
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:16,902
Yeah.
464
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:24,642
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
465
00:18:24,643 --> 00:18:26,611
- I didn't order this.
- I did.
466
00:18:26,612 --> 00:18:30,381
It's Belgian chocolate beer.
467
00:18:30,382 --> 00:18:34,185
Well, it's going back to Belgia.
468
00:18:34,186 --> 00:18:37,688
Just like your German brau
and your Portuguese monk juice.
469
00:18:37,689 --> 00:18:42,759
This is a bar, not the olympic village.
470
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,028
R.J., install the keg.
471
00:18:45,029 --> 00:18:47,831
R.J., take it back.
472
00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:49,999
You two, figure it out.
473
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,769
I was just in a horrific
motorcycle accident.
474
00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:55,271
You know what?
475
00:18:55,272 --> 00:18:57,640
Y'all selfish.
476
00:18:57,641 --> 00:19:00,443
I'll do it.
477
00:19:00,444 --> 00:19:02,478
[Grunts]
478
00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:07,849
[Groans]
479
00:19:12,221 --> 00:19:15,590
[Grunts]
480
00:19:15,591 --> 00:19:18,393
Mother.
481
00:19:18,394 --> 00:19:19,494
You know what, leave it.
482
00:19:19,495 --> 00:19:21,396
I'll do this later.
483
00:19:21,397 --> 00:19:22,930
All right, forget it.
484
00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:24,365
I'm going to the bar down the street.
485
00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:27,968
Oh, she's bluffing.
She was already there today.
486
00:19:27,969 --> 00:19:30,604
You know what, you guys are ruining
487
00:19:30,605 --> 00:19:32,105
a really great thing here.
488
00:19:32,106 --> 00:19:34,608
I don't come here to listen
to your bickering.
489
00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:38,945
I come here to relax and fill
the dark, empty hole in my soul.
490
00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:41,581
It's bottomless, you guys.
491
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:44,584
Mark, Lily's ideas are making you money.
492
00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:45,985
Why are you being so stubborn?
493
00:19:45,986 --> 00:19:48,655
Because...
494
00:19:48,656 --> 00:19:50,189
It...
495
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,660
Wasn't my idea.
496
00:19:53,661 --> 00:19:55,427
Okay, now we're getting somewhere.
497
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,995
- Wow.
- That's a man right there.
498
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,330
I mean, just coming out
499
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,266
and admitting something that stupid.
500
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,468
Look, Mark,
all I was trying to do was--
501
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,671
Take over everything.
502
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,673
All I ever wanted to be was the boss.
503
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:12,743
Now I'm the youngest brother
all over again.
504
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:13,844
I never got to be Batman.
505
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,212
I always had to be Robin.
506
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,213
And I'm sick of it.
507
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,716
I'm Batman!
508
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:19,916
Okay.
Got it.
509
00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:24,153
Wasn't trying to take over the Batcave.
510
00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:26,623
Sure felt like it.
511
00:20:26,624 --> 00:20:27,757
Well, you know what, Mark?
512
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,726
Just so you know, part of being a boss
513
00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:31,628
is taking other peoples' good ideas
514
00:20:31,629 --> 00:20:33,463
and then just pretending they're yours.
515
00:20:33,464 --> 00:20:36,131
Fine, I'll do that.
516
00:20:36,132 --> 00:20:38,367
But going forward,
please don't make decisions
517
00:20:38,368 --> 00:20:39,668
without telling me first.
518
00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:42,705
Totally got it.
519
00:20:42,706 --> 00:20:46,942
When the painters show up,
just let me do the talking.
520
00:20:46,943 --> 00:20:48,544
- Hey.
- Hi, guys.
521
00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:49,978
How was the helicopter ride?
522
00:20:49,979 --> 00:20:52,012
- It was awesome.
- I puked.
523
00:20:52,013 --> 00:20:53,381
He puked.
524
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,049
Yeah, that's the stuff.
525
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:57,852
Oh, Alex, have you sold
your motorcycle yet?
526
00:20:57,853 --> 00:20:59,554
Not yet.
Why? You wanna buy it?
527
00:20:59,555 --> 00:21:02,590
No, he doesn't.
528
00:21:02,591 --> 00:21:04,726
Uh, oh, okay.
529
00:21:04,727 --> 00:21:07,127
I'm cut off.
530
00:21:07,128 --> 00:21:09,295
I'm Batman.
531
00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:17,632
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